I Made Giant 30-Pound Oreos • Tasty
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“Someone get me a giant glass of milk.”
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Alvin on his channel: calm, serene, sophisticated Alvin on Tasty: pure chaos We love it
@mfc_the_destroyer3713
3 жыл бұрын
Whats the name lmao
@mfc_the_destroyer3713
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry if I didn't know
@tsakeenee7062
3 жыл бұрын
@@mfc_the_destroyer3713 his channel name is Alvin zhou
@maggotst.pierre2361
3 жыл бұрын
Large and AMPiflied ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@yesterdaydream
3 жыл бұрын
so versatile
When the world needed this series the most, it came back.
@Nickguh112
3 жыл бұрын
Noiceee
@xenx1397
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@datgaydangernoodle1315
3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaaas
@charishma.k5057
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@nandinimehrotra8778
3 жыл бұрын
yessss
I love Alvins personality. He’s so sweet and doesn’t seem like he has a care in the world. Also Tasty give him a raise so he can get a house
@stickmation6651
3 жыл бұрын
A friend we all need
@lanadelreeyy
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed he’s chaos lol
@moonlight_wolfiez2667
2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@magicdreemurr3771
2 жыл бұрын
The world needs more Alvins, and I don't mean the Chipmunks.
@zHeng_2K
Жыл бұрын
@@magicdreemurr3771 lol
This guy talks exactly like I speak to myself when I'm home alone doing stuff and I love it
@serenalizinnqui8474
2 жыл бұрын
Same! I feel so vindicated.
@jesuschrist1817
2 жыл бұрын
Same
Him eating basically a whole stick of butter with that one slide: “my heart is beating very fast”
@arundhatisitharam5770
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@joyfulcowgirl6949
3 жыл бұрын
underated af LOL
@aditinair1484
3 жыл бұрын
Istggggg
@raincloud9705
3 жыл бұрын
JHOPE
@larawabsie
3 жыл бұрын
*I wonder why…*
"It's small and we don't do that here" This is the most american thing I've ever heard
@whatareyoulookingatloser5522
3 жыл бұрын
He's Asian American so it counts.
@whatareyoulookingatloser5522
3 жыл бұрын
@@class317 ...
@PSL09
3 жыл бұрын
nah the american part is when he said "i cant afford a house"
@anushkashrivas8804
3 жыл бұрын
@@class317 but you didn't still edit it duh
@maicoco
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but he didn’t do an Oreo. Oreos are vegan.
7:19 Petition for there to be a "Making It Big: After Dark" series.
“It smells like rainbows, so we’re going to put it in” My childhood thoughts in a nutshell
"Cant afford a house" GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE BRUH
@bogoles
3 жыл бұрын
Are houses that inexpensive in the US ?
@shaycarr6239
3 жыл бұрын
@@bogoles in new york an apartment can go for 3600 for a 1bd 1 bath and that it’s in the lower parts of new york
@concernedcommenter8258
3 жыл бұрын
You don’t have to go broke but as usual buying a house is usually a loan thing not a downpayment thing.
@dgsgeshjs9238
3 жыл бұрын
@@bogoles depends on the area
@Sav.W0
3 жыл бұрын
THEY LIVE IN NYC- (unless it’s the la branch) AND HOUSES IN LA ARE ALSO SUPER EXPENSIVE
He's so calm about anything, he could be talking about a meteor hitting the moon while smiling and I wouldn't be sad about it
@jonathanlim9896
3 жыл бұрын
either he is really optimistic or he wants that meteor to hit
@LearningwithMissKazi
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha spot on !! Hilarious !
@user-ih8wp6zi6t
3 жыл бұрын
Thats like, the point of the moon
@nadiamillones9979
3 жыл бұрын
Actually... Meteors always hit the moon... I mean, there are craters
@fuyuyashioriko3489
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanlim9896 both he is both
Alvin's charisma and personality alone makes the series 10x more entertaining.
Fun fact: Plain bread tastes better while watching food videos.
@ellatadros
2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm that is correct
@Omrinarts
2 жыл бұрын
Ya
@missimagoodlady
Ай бұрын
That is actually proven science. Humans really do eat visually. It makes a difference in your appetite and what your taste buds perceive.
I love how when Alvin makes a big food, and gives the reason why, he just says that he likes it. Every single time!
@AreebProductions
3 жыл бұрын
I upload photo editing tutorials you can come if you're interested 💜..
@vivianl7875
3 жыл бұрын
@@AreebProductions wot?
Alvin so lonely talking to himself: Alvin: "good job alvin!" Alvin: "Thanks!"
@Omrinarts
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
“Its like looking into a black hole” its like looking into my future.
Soooo we just gon ignore how he said “that’s for making it big after dark”
He is the only chef who makes fun of himself in front of thousands of people and never gives up. Love you Tasty and all the chefs.
@dakshasuresh8188
3 жыл бұрын
No he not a chef he is just a home cook
@dianaval6082
3 жыл бұрын
@@dakshasuresh8188 ehh he’s a chef compared to you
@dakshasuresh8188
3 жыл бұрын
@@dianaval6082 well i have been a chef for 4 years Like an actuall,professional chef
@fearlessbaek1583
3 жыл бұрын
@@dakshasuresh8188 ok want a cookie?
@dakshasuresh8188
3 жыл бұрын
@@fearlessbaek1583 nah! Im good
alvin to himself: "good job alvin... thanks" this is the energy I need in my life
@bensoncheung2801
Жыл бұрын
442nd 👍
i've noticed that every time alvin puts eggs in something he used to make that "bloop bloop bloop" noise but this time he didn't ik this might be a reach but i really hope he's doing well because in this video he just didn't seem like his bubbly self we all love and support you, alvin. please take care and stay safe
@babypatrick6301
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Alvin ☹️
@Lust767
3 жыл бұрын
that’s an incredible reach
@johnsawyer3952
3 жыл бұрын
No I think he did it at 1:21
@snaglol2255
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnsawyer3952 he did
@potatovaca
3 жыл бұрын
It's because he stayed he didn't get payed enough to afford a house
How to make friends “squish together so they become good friends”
Who else has been waiting for this series to come back Thx for likes 😄. Most I ever got, and probably ever will get 😂👍🔥
@tomhappening
3 жыл бұрын
@@DyslexicMitochondria Ayyy bro I watch ur channeI. Love ur content
@AreebProductions
3 жыл бұрын
I upload photo editing tutorials you can come if you're interested 💜..
@nihaaraadilras4805
3 жыл бұрын
MEEE
@viceratabios3385
3 жыл бұрын
MEEEEEE
@faithchumba5253
3 жыл бұрын
I have
“I can’t afford a house”. Next “why I left buzzfeed video” coming from Alvin. I’m calling it
@kazutomotakayoshtosh
3 жыл бұрын
Also “this is your brain on drugs” however, the editor allowed it so... 🤷♂️
@ageverett5935
3 жыл бұрын
I sure hope not Alvin is awesome 🤩 👏
@kat3217
3 жыл бұрын
The average salary for someone at buzzfeed is 40k/year :|
@tedlovejesus
3 жыл бұрын
He lives in New York though…
@katelynnortiz6702
3 жыл бұрын
@@doctorthee he's not a internet celebrity he doesn't get revenue from buzzfeed videos? just a salary. i'm sure he makes good money but a house in a big city is expensive
Alvin:“iT sMeLLs LIke RaINboWs” Random:how do you know what rainbows smell like?? Alvin: I jUst CaN
"it smells like rainbows" We don't deserve someone so pure as Alvin
Alvin's back must hurt from carrying Buzzfeed like that
@recoil53
3 жыл бұрын
Rie would like a word.
@nayeemaakhter2798
3 жыл бұрын
@@recoil53 Alix too
@daniellekhk9217
3 жыл бұрын
BEST COMMENT
@Coffeegirl739
3 жыл бұрын
Rie and Alvin
@rachczarny330
3 жыл бұрын
True! now that Kelsey is gone & the 100 baby challenge 😂
I love how even though Alvin keeps making mistakes he maintains a cheerful mood. It doesn’t affect him in any way. Bob Ross was right. There are no mistakes. Just happy little accidents. :)
@n76543
3 жыл бұрын
He's got low self-esteem On another video he kindly asked the viewers to go easy on him when the video hasn't started yet and he hasn't done anything (good or not) yet, sounding clearly insecure Thankfully he's understood and liked by the viewers
@AnonymousAnonymous-cp7sv
3 жыл бұрын
You say there are no mistakes what if a country accidentally bombs another.
@thejadedcommenter7371
3 жыл бұрын
@@AnonymousAnonymous-cp7sv happy little accidental WW3’s
“I can’t afford a house” The whole load of food he uses for his channel: “20.5m subscribers” *something OFF*
@itskiblu
3 жыл бұрын
Channel because BuzzFeed owns it
@djxshb7331
3 жыл бұрын
Look at the ny house prices and then talk
@Lebronismydad99
3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t his channel
@gravvy_j3522
3 жыл бұрын
It is not his channel and all the food the company buys it so that they can make videos they own none of it
@BabyBoiAaron
2 жыл бұрын
@@gravvy_j3522 he has his own channel with almost a million subs & tons of views tho..pretty sure he has his own house & he was just joking
I like to imagine that Alvin's personal videos are also this chaotic behind the scenes, he just overlays calming music
No one: Literally no one: Alvin: “This smells like a rainbow.”
@KamikazeOTF-TV
3 жыл бұрын
Hah first like
@AreebProductions
3 жыл бұрын
I upload photo editing tutorials you can come if you're interested 💜..
@KamikazeOTF-TV
3 жыл бұрын
@@AreebProductions yes i will
@KamikazeOTF-TV
3 жыл бұрын
@jaspal Saraon HMMMM
@Its_M1zn
3 жыл бұрын
@jaspal Saraon It smells like rainbow duh/j
I love that whenever alvin does something successfully he says “good job alvin”. that’s some good self esteem right there. 😂
I feel like Alvin is like the super cool uncle you see 3 times a year lol
This series came back omg. So happy
I feel like Alvin’s tired jet lag vibes are how we are all going to feel “going back to work” in person.
@LearningwithMissKazi
3 жыл бұрын
And when we go back to school too! Hahah
@emmapemberley6111
3 жыл бұрын
@@LearningwithMissKazi totally
@viomarvelez8230
3 жыл бұрын
Me with college (they told us today we’re going back) 🥲
@emmapemberley6111
3 жыл бұрын
@@viomarvelez8230 Ugh, yeah. I think the schools believe that if they don't have everyone go back, nobody will be interested in enrolling, but as more people change careers than ever, that just won't be true. They should consider student and teacher safety above profits.
10 minutes of Alvin berating himself, he's too cute.
@tree5
3 жыл бұрын
that sounded weird lol
@ostricheggshells9003
3 жыл бұрын
Huh
Great episode! Congrats Alvin, you did it 👏👏👏
I love how Alvin complements himself and encourages himself How do you do that? 😭
I’m suprised Alvin’s smelled a rainbow before
@keymepx4428
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@dotdotdotstop195
3 жыл бұрын
Haha lol so funny
@naydumornay2832
3 жыл бұрын
why am i not
@mollyscozykitchen4693
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not! He's so wholesome, of course he has. His personal videos are so wonderful, too.
When Alivin messes up the editors should put the "ALLVIIIN" from alvin and the chipmunks Edit: ty for all the likes you guys are to nice
@eli-nv5wn
3 жыл бұрын
YES we need that!!
@sari_salad21
3 жыл бұрын
YES OML
@MsTwilightgirl94
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@GR3EDY
3 жыл бұрын
You're right that would be funny
@imperiumregalis4193
3 жыл бұрын
*YES PLEASE*
Dang, 4 seasons in, I love this show
alvin is so pure and just an awesome dude
alvin: "i have a lot of oreos to eat" also alvin: *gets the milk
@thegamingkid6374
3 жыл бұрын
😏
"I can't afford a house." Tasty, pay your employees enough to buy a house!
@MasterIsabelle
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Pyro978
3 жыл бұрын
Eh...they are in NYC....he can probably be a lawyer and still not be able to afford a house....
@luluharshie3929
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pyro978 LOL true
@lucapeyrefitte6899
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pyro978 oh gawd that’s sad 😂
@Chrissmth
3 жыл бұрын
@@lucapeyrefitte6899 NYC is one of the most expensive places to live. A $3,000 rent on an apartment won’t get you more than a bed room and a kitchen in most places.
Lest give a moment of appreciation to our good friend- Todd He will always be our favourite kitchenaide mixer 😊❤️👌
I love this series so much
"If I had a house, I can't afford a house." Relatable
@Kathan_
3 жыл бұрын
And magically i skipped to that exact part
@WorldWithColorz
Жыл бұрын
This ain’t a house you know. :/
Alvin: "smells like a rainbow" mE: how????
@MrOk-yw6ly
3 жыл бұрын
hE doEsnT KnOW whAt A rAinBOw sMElLs liKe
@shanii_5381
3 жыл бұрын
It smells really nice tho, lols
@nillawafabutblack5604
3 жыл бұрын
Smells like sunshine and water
@hanifahh4198
3 жыл бұрын
@@nillawafabutblack5604 what sunshine smells like? haha
@nillawafabutblack5604
3 жыл бұрын
@@hanifahh4198 a blast of hot radioactive waves and fire sooo maybe a gas oven
alvin: mixes the wet ingredents me: how did that turn black!
I love how he said " I have a lot of oreos to eat" and then he proceeds to take the milk
Petition to make an actual MAKING IT BIG: AFTERDARK
@Paineinyourblank
3 жыл бұрын
I see some tipsy baking episodes
@geezlouise420
3 жыл бұрын
@@Paineinyourblank 10/10 a need
"This is Alvin, but the A is bold." had me in the giggles 😂
Alvin: I- I don’t have a house. I can’t afford a house Me: YALL WHERES YOU MONEY….. oh wait y’all got to spend it in the hundred layer sauce and other things
Your commentary while making the cookie is great! Definitely not in the same vein as other TV cooks.
The fact that they made a whole MOLD just got the Oreo to say “Alvin” is amazing, the art department needs more recognition
@datgaydangernoodle1315
3 жыл бұрын
I spose
@EK-ho4qz
3 жыл бұрын
They didnt make it you can buy individual letter cutters at any local Walmart
@lolaeley4854
3 жыл бұрын
you can get those letters at walmart
@mars7143
3 жыл бұрын
but they didnt make a mold haha he cut it out and made it himself
@EK-ho4qz
3 жыл бұрын
@@lolaeley4854 dont copy my comment
"I can't afford a house." Neither can I, Alvin. Neither can I.
I love how he said "Good job Alvin" 😂❤️
Alvin: ‘cos it’s small, and we don’t do that around here’ *clicks off the video😔*
@ambientatmospheremusic8271
2 жыл бұрын
F
@ellatadros
2 жыл бұрын
Press F to pay respects
@CJSimpleton
2 жыл бұрын
F
Who's gonna tell him that Oreos have patterns on both sides.
@JesusFreak98
3 жыл бұрын
Not me
@Someone-np4iq
3 жыл бұрын
Rip Alvin! 😂😭
@joeljomon3498
3 жыл бұрын
LOLL
@hobiyoon
3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@saraswatikillampalli8070
3 жыл бұрын
@@JesusFreak98 I'd genuinely feel bad for him
" good job alvin" " thanks" self care at its best!!
Alvin: this is a family friendly show Me: are ya sure bout that?
Alvin be like: "This is a sugary crime scene" Me: Oh yes indeed 😏
“I could wallpaper my house in this *awkward silence* if I had a house, I can’t eford that” that’s hits hard
When Oreos aren’t enough yet Alvin “let’s make a big Oreo”
It's been a long time since the lastmaking it big episode! Glad that it came back
“Good job Alvin” while cutting the squares Made me trying not to laugh 😂 I don’t like Oreos much but prob Bc I hadn’t tried it in a LOOONG time
We all miss this series, don’t lie.
@marfred2510
3 жыл бұрын
the only reason i watch buzzfeed.
@omprakhashmudaliar
3 жыл бұрын
😂💯
@leoxiang9560
3 жыл бұрын
@@marfred2510 this is Tasty , not buzzfeed
@marfred2510
3 жыл бұрын
@@leoxiang9560 tasty is owned by buzzfeed 🙄
New title: “Alvin having a mental meltdown for 6 minutes while making a giant Oreo cookie!” 😂😂😂 lmfao
@daulahiftitah6461
3 жыл бұрын
Quarantine did a number on him, just like everyone. I really2 hope this will end soon...
@harnaazbaweja2411
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly !!!!!
@neona8296
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know 🥺
Tasty's back! Pls don't stop uploading ur own vids Alvin they're the best!
"triangles, lines, circles. i'm starting with a SQUARE."
0:48 - when he said 'dry ingridients are set' im like, dude look at all that flour on the bottom of the bowl that's not mixed😂
@BayArea4Prod
3 жыл бұрын
SAMEE,But it turned out well so who cares lol
"This smells like a rainbow" - Alvin Zhou, 2021
This stuff is the only reason I still watch tasty. Some of their recipe videos are crummy, but these are good. 0:44 …is that a Babish reference? “Tiny whisk it”.
we can tell when alvin is baking late at night running on a cup of coffee
Alvin: I could paint the wallpaper of my house with this.... if I could afford a house.
I don’t think ive ever seen Alvin this discombobulated before 😂😂
@elemk
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking is he drunk???
@OttawaGal7
3 жыл бұрын
He said “Jesus” a lot. I haven’t seen him curse that much before!
@tannerharding6359
3 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of it was bizarre editing. The whole thing felt stilted. Very strange!
90% of alvin breaking stuff is: "if i do this fast, it won't break"
Alvin should have a Tasty Recipe series where he would actually fully teach us how to make it and how much we need to make it
'This is your brain on drugs. I should not say that it's a family friendly show' ~Alvin 2021
why does it feel like Buzzfeed killed Alvin and replaced him with an android that was fed Alvin's youtube content? like it knows all the words and speech patterns but can't mimic the personality?
@ratedpgpurogastos1848
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I kinda noticed it, too! I was in the first few seconds of the show and I immediately noticed like something was off. I know I see Alvin, but it doesn't seem like him. His behavior is much more different. You can see in his eyes that something is wrong. If that were the case, I salute him for pushing thru the content just for his followers and of Tasty's. Hoping to see the old goofy and more bubbly Alvin that I came to know and love.
@leahshency6437
3 жыл бұрын
@@ratedpgpurogastos1848 yeah exactly it just felt weird. I honestly think it’s probably bec of the way the the editors took out some parts so everything seems random
@tejaswiniponnada5936
3 жыл бұрын
I agree with both of you...Cuz the tone of his voice or his speaking, as well as his behavior, was just so different...I don't know but he was not feeling like the Alvin I see in every video..I was kinda worried if he was okay mid of the video...It was almost like his confidence was absent...Or maybe he was just tired...
@chejy062
3 жыл бұрын
@@ratedpgpurogastos1848 It might be his eyebrows. Much thinner than before.
@shroomy666
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was looking in the comment section to see if anyone shared the same opinion. He seemed really off in this vid. I think he’s tired or under the influence or something lol
IT'S ALWAYS PLEASING TO WATCH ALVIN MAKING GIANT RECIPES❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This dude is awesome. His other KZread channel is also great to watch!
This video must be Sponsored by Oreo if this is called “giant Oreo” and not “giant sandwich cookie”
@Lily-di6hm
3 жыл бұрын
They’re probably just not worried about being sued because this is painting Oreos in a good light
@anushkasapru
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 and copy right too
@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251
3 жыл бұрын
Giant chocolate sandwich/cookie*
Gahahahaha I laughed so much when he said “We’re making giant oreos, why?” and you’d expect to be a guest asking for giant oreos, but he goes “Because I like oreos, lesgo!”
Alvin where would tasty be without you?!? lol I love watching you bake and cook weather its here or on your channel but whenever i'm watching you, i'm always eating something so basic my stomach gets mad at me.
This was HILARIOUS! I loved it!
Alvin: uses a ton of butter me: but oreos are vegan
@Sharon-kb4ul
3 жыл бұрын
They are? I thought that the white part was made of milk
@KimofCoventry
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sharon-kb4ul Probably more than you care to know, but copied this from Eat This, Not That. An Oreo cookie split into the cookie side and the "creme" side. Oreo has to call the white center "creme" instead of "cream" because the FDA does not allow manufacturers to use the word "cream" to describe a food that contains no cream at all. Without any animal or dairy products, these chocolate sandwich cookies are now basically vegan. (We say basically because there can be some cross-contamination with milk during production). But it hasn't always been this way: The original recipe for the filling actually got its creaminess from pig lard! In 1997, Nabisco switched to a vegan (and kosher) option by using vegetable oils.
@livichaikettle
3 жыл бұрын
@@KimofCoventry Learning something new every day. Thanks
@Sharon-kb4ul
3 жыл бұрын
@@KimofCoventry wauw! Thanks for the efford :))
Is it just me or is Alvin acting and talking a lil differently compared to his previous vids?
@maggotst.pierre2361
3 жыл бұрын
Whatchu mean?
@GlacierMoonDragon
3 жыл бұрын
Wdym?
@ari-cs3ih
3 жыл бұрын
rightt it's like the vibe is kinda off
@riveroverland5902
3 жыл бұрын
I agree, he seems to demean himself more. Hopefully everything is alright
@ivanaarboladura967
3 жыл бұрын
Same! I even think somethings different with his looks
“Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” is what you meant
I wish he could continue making these huge food😃
“I have a lot of Oreos to eat BUH BYe” *takes the milk*
“This is Alvin… and the ‘A’ is bold” I LOVE THIS PART LOL
Alvin talking to himself is a real mood
Yessss huge Oreo is here!!! Looks good
“Aiyoh” is the most chinese thing I’ve heard on this show so far...
@annafang3273
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please?
@oshiro2955
3 жыл бұрын
@@annafang3273 4:01
@YunethAlwis
3 жыл бұрын
Sri lankans do that too lol
“I don’t know where this clean vanilla extract comes from but it smells like a rainbow” So he has smelled a rainbow? I love this guy
Whoever suggested smooth jazz for the background music : 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I've been waiting for Alvin for soooo long😭😁🔥🔥🔥
I lost pounds during Ramadan, gained them back by watching this video
@datgaydangernoodle1315
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@nairahkhan5216
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251
3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
"I can't afford a house" -Alvin 2021
To transfer large ROLLED OUT DOUGHS, use your rolling pin. Just roll the dough up around the pin and then unroll it where you need it.
this guy has an amazing sense of humor unlike any of my friends