"2 blue balls making $8 everytime they touch a turtle" I think some animal activists would like to have a word

@theonlyamergeddon

2 ай бұрын

Whoever that escort is should charge more than 8.......

@Zerolusa

9 күн бұрын

That vegan teacher: X!!!

What's stupid about this game is the fact the first jar is the best one, because it has nothing messing with the balls. With the same level of investment, Jar 1 is better than Jar 6 despite being the same size and shape with the same pads, because Jar 1 doesn't have anything else in there.

@Finnthechatlmao

2 ай бұрын

Jar 2s tiny jar is overpowered so jar 2 is actually better

@blujay1304

2 ай бұрын

Well.... you are entitled to an opinion

@frenchtoast.mp4

2 ай бұрын

i also feel like merging balls is useless for a long time since having more balls increases the chance of bouncing on a pad, thus getting more money. if it doubled then yeah, itd be worth it, but the only upgrade is getting more money from the X2.

@TheGodIvy

2 ай бұрын

​@@blujay1304 how tf is that an opinion?

@blujay1304

2 ай бұрын

@@TheGodIvy the opinion is that it's stupid, some people probably don't care, which that is also an "Opinion"

0:54 out of context DF “One of my balls is enlarged and I don’t know what to do about it.”

@jenswindey9167

2 ай бұрын

wtf, lol

@Kibbles3

2 ай бұрын

Don’t forget his two blue balls at 2:14

0:54 You should probably see a doctor

@user-nn4hy3nv2r

2 ай бұрын

yea

I mean.....theoretically speaking if you "could" put enough bouncing balls into a small enough space you actually would create a black hole at some point. Once the mass and energy density was compressed into a small enough space that's exactly what would happen......

@cryptic4519

2 ай бұрын

bro shut up 🤓🤓🤓🤓

@Unity811

2 ай бұрын

@@cryptic4519 he's right tho, what he said wasn't even that complex, don't be a toolbag

@iglskis

2 ай бұрын

@@cryptic4519just look at your pfp kid this is the world right now and this person is just saying a fact

@myguy9220

2 ай бұрын

​@@cryptic4519bro is just sad cuz he got no friends

@Jet307

16 күн бұрын

​@@cryptic4519hes mad

Classic DF not realizing money isn't separate between jars

@gachalifelilly

2 ай бұрын

Ikr 😂

2:15 "we've got 2 blue balls in fact." Bro November is over

“Turtle pancake” is a perfect name for a button

I feel like this has to be someone’s first attempt at making a game. Unsatisfying pad placement, income not scaling with multiple areas, and the literal first area being better by not having crap getting in the way.

@titusfortunus2916

2 ай бұрын

Actually... a large portion of this is by design. It's called fun pain. They give you the 2 big pads at the beginning, then leave that unsatisfying pad open until the veeery end, to pressure you into watching ads and paying money to get pads faster to fill the unsatisfying spot. The reason the other shapes are less efficient is deceptive: so that you earn money slower over time, making it more likely to take longer and spend money and watch ads more. You're less likely to upgrade the first one than the latest ones, because natural curiosity and game sense says "higher level = better!"

@titusfortunus2916

2 ай бұрын

This is a scummy mobile game, in other words.

@Ragnarra

2 ай бұрын

Devs have to start somewhere.

Alternate title: DF talks about balls for fifteen minutes straight

The effort DF put into this video is incredible. You can tell he has a passion for playing with his balls.

@w.dgaming2156

2 ай бұрын

lol

DF: "...Bouncing on what appears to be a turtle in pancake form." Me: Or the Dollar Store equivalent of a bar of Irish Spring soap. 😀

take a shot every time DF says „balls“

@jackscothgaming5610

8 күн бұрын

Be drunk about 5 minutes in

Chaos in a bottle with great commentary. Thanks DF.

How many times did DF say balls in this video. His neighbours are gonna call him a therapist.

Thanks for even uploading on Easter DF! Happy Easter evryone!

Why is a glass box full of bouncing balls so entertaining to me? Something is definitely wrong with me. Also I think the ball havens that are out of focus switch to an idle timer that calculates the income differently so your favorite bouncy ball boundary box to watch is always the breadwinner. I.E. unlocking the next box and throwing a bunch of balls in then switching to the original one you make money quite a bit faster without changing the first box so I think they boost the active box but not to the full value of the other boxes. Also I know container and box aren't directly interchangeable but ball and box both start with B and I have the mentality of a child when videogames enter the equation.

I will forever call a square green pillow a “Turtle Pancake.” That hit my giggle dick. Happy Easter, DF.

@DefinitelyNotAFerret

2 ай бұрын

I'm sorry... your what?

@punypennguin12

2 ай бұрын

Your giggle WHAT?

@purple8187

Ай бұрын

Hmmm yes, your giggle richard

"Turtle pancake"... Good name for a button

Dangerously Funny can never get enough balls

df is officially addicted to playing with balls

Are you gonna return to stardew valley ever? 1.6 just came out, and i feel like you would enjoy it.(viewers too😅)

lotta balls in this vid 10/10👍🏽

THERE WAS NO POINT IN MERGING THE BALLS, ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE, AND THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T NOTICE TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH

@titusfortunus2916

2 ай бұрын

From $1 to $2 is worth it, because it increases the multiplier while still maintaining profit disparity, and same for $2 to $4, but everything after is trash.

Bro really said 'balls' 249 times in a video 😂

@user-ws6en8ec9b

2 ай бұрын

You counted 💀

0:18 is so relatable

@koo9ol

2 ай бұрын

0:54 is more relatable

take a drink everytime he mentions balls

Love your videos!

@iPlay_CJ

2 ай бұрын

You’ve been a member for how long on this channel…

@iPlay_CJ

2 ай бұрын

5 years and 6 months…..

@iPlay_CJ

2 ай бұрын

How is that humanly possible

I feel like all the variety yters either share games or yoink from eachother because I feel like iv seen someone play this recently, I get to see how different ppl play the same games though so I’m not complaining

boutta head to sleep, this is my DF video of choice to sleep to today

This is some classic DF

@user-ws6en8ec9b

2 ай бұрын

No it's not-

I'm addicted to your channel.

Can we get a ball counter

You should have gone to the 2nd map. It had a box that traps the balls and the pad is like double.

I like how when DF had a wheal for his balls he said ,” yeah we take care of our … possessions.” And I knew he was gonna say ,” yeah we take care of our balls

The amount of times he has said BaLLs🌚

I’m glad there was a pair for the blue balls

"one of my balls is enlarged and i dont know what im supposed to do about it" Lmao 😭😭

Balls

I love your content

Here’s a fun game, Take a shot every time he says ball

Leave it to DF to make a video about bouncing balls

DF blueballed his turtles 2:12

we take care of our uh (possessions) here 4:12

there is a scp that would make this game a joke. scp-018 also known as the super ball.

I'm building a roblox tycoon game where "friends" "choose" to help you mine to get rich. Will take a while as I'm just learning but hopefully one day one of my games is in a DF or Gray video

2:04 im fmiliyer with that

0:54 everyone went to the comments

$8 evey time my blue ball gets touched is a good deal

0:54 🎵🎵Do nothing about it🎵🎵

if anyones playing a drinking game, take the word ball off your list or you may not survive till the end of the vid

DF with eyes is very disconcerting.

Petition for DF to rename this to “I Bounced Balls.” 👇🏾

He is slowly becoming a png-tuber

BALLS!!!

Did I make a wrong turn at Ballbuquerque and end up in a Dex video?

When the creator says “marge the ball 🌚🌝 ” I hate my mind 🥲

wow so many balls

a yo chhhhhiiiiiillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not all balls are equal. The left one is always larger

babee tortle

profecional CBT be like:

N8 is king

Whats this game called

@user-ws6en8ec9b

2 ай бұрын

Idle bouncy ball

I got bored when i played this 2 years ago

I swear intern is df’s alt

Play Croakoloko, it's a game about frogs...

Yay!!!!!

What is this game called?

00:53 If your balls are enlarged see a doctor.

Balls 🤫🙃

Bloubarry balls

He sounds like vitamin delicious

Hi DF

nice vid

@danenoah9560

2 ай бұрын

you havent even seen it

@space-diny7667

2 ай бұрын

First besides *BOTS*

14:21

During NNN 2:14

Game nane pls

i too have 2 blue balls,

Wat is the name.

@dogedog2447

2 ай бұрын

In the description

It's likely the ones that aren't on screen are making passive income, and the animation only happens while looking at the jar specifically

Deaf people:😊 Blind people:💀

bro i saw the tile and had to click

it has to be a mobile game due to the ad buttons

@starman5855

2 ай бұрын

If I had to guess, I'd say it's a Coolmath game. That site has the "ad button" feature.

Game name pla

@CinnaTea3

21 күн бұрын

Idle bouncy ball

I GOT LIKE 101, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO, big fan btw LOVE YOU DANGEROUSLY

This May, my wife and I will be married 20yrs. I'm an expert on blue balls

Pls do a tutorial on how to enjoj these kind of games

Banana

Hi

So I came out from the bathroom and saw like 9 spider that was so terrifying because I have arachnophobia

Game nAme

Why does he get money doing the same thing I do but I get into trouble 😢

Hey anyone know of a game I can get on my computer?

@vegeta4882

2 ай бұрын

Dead cells

@Nanoooy

2 ай бұрын

What games do you like and how much money are you willing to spend?

@nugget9079

2 ай бұрын

One shot (Mistery, puzzle, 2d)

@Zelink-gh7cp

2 ай бұрын

@@nugget9079 oh that sounds fun ty

@Gaming_With_Sarcasm

2 ай бұрын

It really depends on what type of game you want

Ee 😀

Df play stardew valley again

in 5 minutes

100 comment

4 views in 2 secs damn he fell off Love the vid ❤️💪

B