"2 blue balls making $8 everytime they touch a turtle" I think some animal activists would like to have a word

@theonlyamergeddon

3 ай бұрын

Whoever that escort is should charge more than 8.......

@Zerolusa

Ай бұрын

That vegan teacher: X!!!

0:54 out of context DF “One of my balls is enlarged and I don’t know what to do about it.”

@jenswindey9167

3 ай бұрын

wtf, lol

@Kibbles3

3 ай бұрын

Don’t forget his two blue balls at 2:14

What's stupid about this game is the fact the first jar is the best one, because it has nothing messing with the balls. With the same level of investment, Jar 1 is better than Jar 6 despite being the same size and shape with the same pads, because Jar 1 doesn't have anything else in there.

@Finnthechatlmao

3 ай бұрын

Jar 2s tiny jar is overpowered so jar 2 is actually better

@blujay1304

3 ай бұрын

Well.... you are entitled to an opinion

@frenchtoast.mp4

3 ай бұрын

i also feel like merging balls is useless for a long time since having more balls increases the chance of bouncing on a pad, thus getting more money. if it doubled then yeah, itd be worth it, but the only upgrade is getting more money from the X2.

@TheGodIvy

3 ай бұрын

​@@blujay1304 how tf is that an opinion?

@blujay1304

3 ай бұрын

@@TheGodIvy the opinion is that it's stupid, some people probably don't care, which that is also an "Opinion"

2:15 "we've got 2 blue balls in fact." Bro November is over

I feel like this has to be someone’s first attempt at making a game. Unsatisfying pad placement, income not scaling with multiple areas, and the literal first area being better by not having crap getting in the way.

@titusfortunus2916

3 ай бұрын

Actually... a large portion of this is by design. It's called fun pain. They give you the 2 big pads at the beginning, then leave that unsatisfying pad open until the veeery end, to pressure you into watching ads and paying money to get pads faster to fill the unsatisfying spot. The reason the other shapes are less efficient is deceptive: so that you earn money slower over time, making it more likely to take longer and spend money and watch ads more. You're less likely to upgrade the first one than the latest ones, because natural curiosity and game sense says "higher level = better!"

@titusfortunus2916

3 ай бұрын

This is a scummy mobile game, in other words.

@Ragnarra

3 ай бұрын

Devs have to start somewhere.

0:54 You should probably see a doctor

@user-nn4hy3nv2r

3 ай бұрын

yea

Classic DF not realizing money isn't separate between jars

@gachalifelilly

3 ай бұрын

Ikr 😂

@demonzrising2545

13 күн бұрын

Well he figured it out by 8:30

I mean.....theoretically speaking if you "could" put enough bouncing balls into a small enough space you actually would create a black hole at some point. Once the mass and energy density was compressed into a small enough space that's exactly what would happen......

@cryptic4519

3 ай бұрын

bro shut up 🤓🤓🤓🤓

@Unity811

3 ай бұрын

@@cryptic4519 he's right tho, what he said wasn't even that complex, don't be a toolbag

@iglskis

3 ай бұрын

@@cryptic4519just look at your pfp kid this is the world right now and this person is just saying a fact

@myguy9220

3 ай бұрын

​@@cryptic4519bro is just sad cuz he got no friends

@Jet307

Ай бұрын

​@@cryptic4519hes mad

“Turtle pancake” is a perfect name for a button

Alternate title: DF talks about balls for fifteen minutes straight

DF: "...Bouncing on what appears to be a turtle in pancake form." Me: Or the Dollar Store equivalent of a bar of Irish Spring soap. 😀

The effort DF put into this video is incredible. You can tell he has a passion for playing with his balls.

@w.dgaming2156

3 ай бұрын

lol

Thanks for even uploading on Easter DF! Happy Easter evryone!

How many times did DF say balls in this video. His neighbours are gonna call him a therapist.

Chaos in a bottle with great commentary. Thanks DF.

take a shot every time DF says „balls“

@jackscothgaming5610

Ай бұрын

Be drunk about 5 minutes in

@DirtyCasual

13 күн бұрын

Commenting from the afterlife

Why is a glass box full of bouncing balls so entertaining to me? Something is definitely wrong with me. Also I think the ball havens that are out of focus switch to an idle timer that calculates the income differently so your favorite bouncy ball boundary box to watch is always the breadwinner. I.E. unlocking the next box and throwing a bunch of balls in then switching to the original one you make money quite a bit faster without changing the first box so I think they boost the active box but not to the full value of the other boxes. Also I know container and box aren't directly interchangeable but ball and box both start with B and I have the mentality of a child when videogames enter the equation.

"Turtle pancake"... Good name for a button

I will forever call a square green pillow a “Turtle Pancake.” That hit my giggle dick. Happy Easter, DF.

@DefinitelyNotAFerret

3 ай бұрын

I'm sorry... your what?

@punypennguin12

3 ай бұрын

Your giggle WHAT?

@purple8187

2 ай бұрын

Hmmm yes, your giggle richard

Dangerously Funny can never get enough balls

The amount of times he has said BaLLs🌚

0:18 is so relatable

@koo9ol

3 ай бұрын

0:54 is more relatable

df is officially addicted to playing with balls

lotta balls in this vid 10/10👍🏽

I feel like all the variety yters either share games or yoink from eachother because I feel like iv seen someone play this recently, I get to see how different ppl play the same games though so I’m not complaining

THERE WAS NO POINT IN MERGING THE BALLS, ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE, AND THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T NOTICE TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH

@titusfortunus2916

3 ай бұрын

From $1 to $2 is worth it, because it increases the multiplier while still maintaining profit disparity, and same for $2 to $4, but everything after is trash.

Are you gonna return to stardew valley ever? 1.6 just came out, and i feel like you would enjoy it.(viewers too😅)

I like how when DF had a wheal for his balls he said ,” yeah we take care of our … possessions.” And I knew he was gonna say ,” yeah we take care of our balls

Love your videos!

@iPlay_CJ

3 ай бұрын

You’ve been a member for how long on this channel…

@iPlay_CJ

3 ай бұрын

5 years and 6 months…..

@iPlay_CJ

3 ай бұрын

How is that humanly possible

boutta head to sleep, this is my DF video of choice to sleep to today

Balls

I'm addicted to your channel.

take a drink everytime he mentions balls

Bro is on crazy games

I love your content

This is some classic DF

@user-ws6en8ec9b

3 ай бұрын

No it's not-

Bro really said 'balls' 249 times in a video 😂

@user-ws6en8ec9b

3 ай бұрын

You counted 💀

I’m glad there was a pair for the blue balls

"one of my balls is enlarged and i dont know what im supposed to do about it" Lmao 😭😭

a yo chhhhhiiiiiillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should have gone to the 2nd map. It had a box that traps the balls and the pad is like double.

DF blueballed his turtles 2:12

there is a scp that would make this game a joke. scp-018 also known as the super ball.

Here’s a fun game, Take a shot every time he says ball

I'm building a roblox tycoon game where "friends" "choose" to help you mine to get rich. Will take a while as I'm just learning but hopefully one day one of my games is in a DF or Gray video

“One of my balls is enlarged and I don’t know what to do about it” - DF

Can we get a ball counter

2:04 im fmiliyer with that

$8 evey time my blue ball gets touched is a good deal

Leave it to DF to make a video about bouncing balls

0:54 🎵🎵Do nothing about it🎵🎵

we take care of our uh (possessions) here 4:12

if anyones playing a drinking game, take the word ball off your list or you may not survive till the end of the vid

0:54 everyone went to the comments

DF with eyes is very disconcerting.

We got blue balled

BALLS!!!

When the creator says “marge the ball 🌚🌝 ” I hate my mind 🥲

wow so many balls

Petition for DF to rename this to “I Bounced Balls.” 👇🏾

babee tortle

Yay!!!!!

Whats this game called

@user-ws6en8ec9b

3 ай бұрын

Idle bouncy ball

Play Croakoloko, it's a game about frogs...

profecional CBT be like:

I got bored when i played this 2 years ago

Did I make a wrong turn at Ballbuquerque and end up in a Dex video?

N8 is king

I swear intern is df’s alt

Not all balls are equal. The left one is always larger

Balls 🤫🙃

What is this game called?

00:53 If your balls are enlarged see a doctor.

He sounds like vitamin delicious

Hi DF

nice vid

@danenoah9560

3 ай бұрын

you havent even seen it

@space-diny7667

3 ай бұрын

First besides *BOTS*

i too have 2 blue balls,

Bloubarry balls

Game nane pls

During NNN 2:14

14:21

He is slowly becoming a png-tuber

It's likely the ones that aren't on screen are making passive income, and the animation only happens while looking at the jar specifically

Wat is the name.

@dogedog2447

3 ай бұрын

In the description

Game name pla

@CinnaTea3

Ай бұрын

Idle bouncy ball

I GOT LIKE 101, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO, big fan btw LOVE YOU DANGEROUSLY

it has to be a mobile game due to the ad buttons

@starman5855

3 ай бұрын

If I had to guess, I'd say it's a Coolmath game. That site has the "ad button" feature.

Game nAme

Banana

This May, my wife and I will be married 20yrs. I'm an expert on blue balls

Hi

bro i saw the tile and had to click

Why does he get money doing the same thing I do but I get into trouble 😢

Pls do a tutorial on how to enjoj these kind of games

Deaf people:😊 Blind people:💀

So I came out from the bathroom and saw like 9 spider that was so terrifying because I have arachnophobia

in 5 minutes

Ee 😀

Df play stardew valley again

Hey anyone know of a game I can get on my computer?

@vegeta4882

3 ай бұрын

Dead cells

@Nanoooy

3 ай бұрын

What games do you like and how much money are you willing to spend?

@nugget9079

3 ай бұрын

One shot (Mistery, puzzle, 2d)

@Zelink-gh7cp

3 ай бұрын

@@nugget9079 oh that sounds fun ty

@Gaming_With_Sarcasm

3 ай бұрын

It really depends on what type of game you want