I tricked 1,000,000 people into watching me crush rocks
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We're grinding up universes today.
We're creating a powerful tool of destruction today and I can't wait to see how far we can take it.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Crusher Clicker
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/
Пікірлер: 303
Jokes on you DF I'm watching this voluntarily
@Shadough55
16 күн бұрын
Same here!
@Franklin_Johanessan
16 күн бұрын
Are you sure about that? 🔫
@JayWheeler1981
16 күн бұрын
Honestly, it's DF's voice. Calm and mellow, like a hot Louisiana afternoon.
@saltysmoke
16 күн бұрын
Are you? Are you sure he isn’t playing a money making game called KZread and you are just one of his idiots getting him paid? He calls us morons did you know? He thinks we are ants
@jokerkiller900
16 күн бұрын
That’s the trick
"we are gonna add another tooth on the shaft, which is something I didn't think I would say today..." This kind of commentary is why nobody tricked me into watching DF break fake rocks for 18mins.
@delmarclapp3350
5 күн бұрын
18 minutes later.
“We love you DangerouslyFunny” we all say in unison
@zerefrose149
16 күн бұрын
"We love you DangerouslyFunny"
@fawlooda4318
16 күн бұрын
in unison
@lightning4743
16 күн бұрын
"there is no war in basingse"
@GrumpyForestHag
16 күн бұрын
Where is Unison? When do I need to be there for the ritual chanting?
@XederonFan
16 күн бұрын
We love you DangerouslyFunny
You're not tricking anyone, you could literally just say "watch me crush rocks" and we'd still be here.
@ext8423
7 күн бұрын
Facts
Perhaps we tricked you into crushing rocks for no reason.
Literally played this just yesterday, then got it jacked up to the point of it crashing the app. Just a forewarning to anybody looking to pop in on it- don’t upgrade the spin rate too much.
@randomcitizen801
16 күн бұрын
yeah, I had same issue. hopefully they add reset button or something incase something like that happen
@EmodChannelClassics
16 күн бұрын
that just means you've beat the game lmao
@Rwdphotos
16 күн бұрын
@@EmodChannelClassics pretty much
@DarStaal
15 күн бұрын
@@randomcitizen801you can literally reduce the speed
@TGSamantha091
13 күн бұрын
Got to lvl 50.. it crashed LOL
I tend to play these clicker games myself while watching DF play it
I crushed 625,634,553,535 rocks for no reason I made $723,564,927,374,573,283 crushing rocks $1 sawblade vs $999,999,999,999,999 sawblade
I mean saying you tricked me implies i had something better to watch over someone breaking down stone lmao
It's funny to see DF max out Power and making absolutely zero difference to how fast the rocks break. I haven't played the game but I'll bet my firstborn on that speed is the main factor in how fast it grinds, and you only need enough power to prevent the machine from grinding to a halt.
@alexanderlambert295
16 күн бұрын
Having seen someone else play it, you do need a combination of speed and power. If you just pump speed the rocks still won't break fast enough, he was still probably overdoing what he needed for power, but kicking both into the stratosphere isn't a problem. Just need enough gravity to pull the rocks back down at that point.
@RozexBang
15 күн бұрын
you actually need more gravity from my experience, gravity makes a huge difference. he overdid power a bit but speed/power are equal
it's addicting to just watch df destroy his computer
Seeing both you and Intern playing this game makes me happy
Title isn’t clickbait this time, I’m proud man.
not a million yet but i will watch this number go up with great interest
Happy to be part of that million
I played this and once I upgaded the power to like 20 Q, the entire game broke down, rightside visuals broke down, upon reload the two crushers were stacked up, and no more ore spawned, and the label didn't show the power number anymore
It's good to see you recognized the gravity of the situation!
“Sit back relax and let the chaos ensue” famous words of df
“Cuz everybody loves Cole” aww thank you
Am I the only one who got annoyed that he didn't spend the all of his money at the and to Ore Quality upgrade? That was only like 50k..
Hi DF I love watching you crush rocks.
DF plays on crazy games
Nice voice and calming music in the background truly a great KZreadr
I'll be waiting for all those promised videos a hundred years later
Df your content makes me sleep, im writing this IN THE MORNING
@ethanuriarau2820
5 күн бұрын
For me it’s 1am when he uploads😂
I love how the “small” spikes are about 6 times a normal adults height
Speed mining with nukes. It's entertaining to watch.
This better get 3 at least 3m views 2m for the voluntary subscribers and 1m for the tricked viewers
Happy Monday!
@KingKnightynight
16 күн бұрын
Happy Monday to you too!
@calebfaucett4844
16 күн бұрын
Monday sucks happy Monday ain’t a thing
@crazyboy-dq8jh
16 күн бұрын
@@calebfaucett4844HAPPY MONDAY
@crazyboy-dq8jh
16 күн бұрын
@@calebfaucett4844TO U
@shanekashtan8363
15 күн бұрын
I hate Monday's 😞
Always a reliable source of entertainment
Df we are watching this voluntarily The only won your tricking is yourself❤
I’m dying cuz his lowercase voice
They say Fort Leavenworth is the only place in the USA where people make big rocks into little rocks all day.... But, here we are. 😄
Title should have been “I tricked over 1 million into watching me crush rocks”
Im happy to be tricked like this!
you should do another video on this game
Went so fast the visual went back to normal lmao
Here before 1 Million Gang
more like 2,000,000 now DF
Best relaxation after work!!
When you come back to this please compare the gears and see if your computer can even handle those speeds
Thank you for doing this. I watched someone else play this... but I couldnt stand their commentary, I was thinking that it would be good if you did... So again Thank you.
Dangerously Funny: haha I have tricked you His audience: Jokes on you I'm into that shit.
I played this game for like 20 minutes my megawatts were so powerful my saws evaporated i was also on 1:1 gear ratio
Tricked!?!? Jokes on you I watched this while sleeping
I'm sad he didn't crank the gearbox down to 1:1 at the end, just to see what all that speed would do.
DF. I hope you read this, when you're 60 years old I want to see you play this game, and all that time you had a computer running the game
really really wanted him to turn the coefficient back down to 1:1 near the end.
DF should take a look at realm grinder
You can't trick me into watching this as I clicked on this and watched it all by choice.
cant wait for df to find out kindergarten 3 is coming out
Bros playing crazy games 💀
you know a clicker idle auto game idea where you cant use auto clicker to win would be this game basic concept but instead of clicking to turn the gears faster you click to drop the rocks to feed the gears if you drop too many fast clicking at low power or auto clicker period it overfills and clogs the gears and locks the mechanism needing a reset to clear it so you pay to both increase the gear power via the strength of the gear ie material and the torque plus you upgrade how fast a rock falls by itself (idle play which can turn on and off if your clicking to not overload and it only upgrades to the max the current set can handle thus cant break itself also obviously upgrade what kind of rocks fall to grind down better materials maybe expanding on the idea dropping the rocks aspect of the clicker side is pickaxe mining so you upgrade the pick hammer ( jackhammer, drill, bombs, rock deleting laser etc) and the mining area to get better stuff obviously upgrade of someone else weakly lazily doing it or a slow robot that you upgrade for idle auto expanding on reset when blocked is if the machine overfills and blocks and full locks up it explodes breaking the mine and ending the game rip someone make a game lol
Broke the game so bad he even got rock bits stuck behind the UI
You better continue this lol
Watching him not level speed is making me go insane💀
There is dinner thing you can do with rocks ;) cocaine rocks that is hehe
Petition for df to play fable
But DF has 2,56 milion subs... Then he tricked 2,56 milion people...
@ethanuriarau2820
5 күн бұрын
2.57*
the kidnapper said he'd release me if you played rungore
Damm i miss this
3.21 JIGAWATTS!
i remember playing these games and crushing 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 dollars 💰
Dang it I fell for it
So far, so good
could you do more box world it was really funny
I feel sorry for those suckers that got tricked into watching crushing rocks . . . Wait a minute
Bro like "im just gonna kill the game"
warning this will be a long comment for DF and readers: I actually played this game before watching this video and if you get the gear ratio to level 3 and at that level around 60-100 then scale it back to a 1:1 ratio it breaks the game. Not that long after all
hmm seems like at this time it was only 290k ppl DF. XD
Quintillion- capital Q, S*xtillion- capital S, long n short played a lot of clicker heros and miners haven XD
I loved this game. But I broke it by buying too much power. You'll get to the point where it just says power instead of how much, and I could buy it, so I did and forever broke it 😢
If only the mobile version of this was as interesting
“I tricked a mullion people into watching me crush rocks” the video with less then 100k views
lol i broke this game, i raised the power so high it broke the game, the math is not as high as most other games
Title is a lie until this hits 1m views and I am here to mark this fact
We subscribe for the in app purchases! You're living the dream; one ridiculous 99.99$ purchase at a time.
At this point the grinders are spinning so fast they look like they're spinning slowly and they kind of look like they're spinning backwards 16:08
It's like watching a lava lamp
Oh I played this yesterday
on this game i glitched it to make every single rock a crystal(no idea how it happened) so now im like maxed out
In Czechia we actually have an old meme about a "boy, who came to play with rocks." So the Joke's on you, I'm watching this and getting a meme value. 😂
I hope this doesnt sound bad but he sounds like Caboose from Red Vs. Blue
Hey Df will you ever do more stardew valley vids man? I really like those and you should do a normal playthrew
Damn it he got me again
Sooo mad .. he COMPLETELY IGNORED... ORE QUALITY... that was the answer you needed
No u dint trick me in to watching..... wait a goddamn minute
Jokes on you dangerously funny only 57,301 people have watched you crushing rocks!
i just got tricked into watching a guy crush rocks for 18 minutes
Oh man I wish I knew your wife's response to another tooth on the shaft 😆😆😆
waiting for the other 990k people to watch this
Is this what Clint from Stardew Valley does?
Hahaha who would fall for such a trick 😂
I will gladly be one of the million
Wow!
i was literally playing this an hour ago.
love that it says rmp and not rpm, rotatios mer pinute
@crazyboy-dq8jh
16 күн бұрын
lol just noticed
Great title. Probably going to become true in a couple of hours.
How the hell did I get tricked into watching the whole video
are the one million people in the room with us right now?