“ARTHURS NAKED,” “THERE IS A LADY HELPING” “I AM TAKING A BATH.” “LETS FUCKING GO.”

@Maliciousmusicman

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp make this way better

@churnedgnome752

3 жыл бұрын

OwO

@DONKFORTRESS6956

3 жыл бұрын

Average redditor

@freedom2137

3 жыл бұрын

@@churnedgnome752 gay

@diegorincon4673

3 жыл бұрын

@Reply If Ya Gay guess I’m gay

What if You wanted to take a bath But God said “Tahiti”

@kousand9917

3 жыл бұрын

He said Tahiti was the place gods take baths

@mgiselaf2182

3 жыл бұрын

Guarma be like: *T A H I T I*

@yukkahiro

3 жыл бұрын

ZA WARUDO

@mrsmartii9979

3 жыл бұрын

But chat said chat: Tahiti

@BorflesTheGnome

3 жыл бұрын

And the lord dutch said Tahiti and guarma was renamed

Maybe it’s just me, but the definition of humor is when Arthur keeps getting beaten up, but each hit knocks a completely different hat off of his head

@Emil_Stoltz

2 жыл бұрын

He's like: "Keep punchin', boah! Ah got at least 20 moah hats in mah inventoreh!"

@dragontooth1582

2 жыл бұрын

13 fucking hats

@absilint1318

2 жыл бұрын

I got 57 more goddamn hats in this 4 hat inventory

@disnagburnazog9552

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@grellsutcliffe8265

2 жыл бұрын

"shadow you fool, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE HATS!!"

"You blocked the entire fucking road and now I'm in Tahiti with the Irish man!" Truly a great sentence

@imreallytired7335

Жыл бұрын

15:05 Easily the funniest part of the video

@notjimpickens7928

Жыл бұрын

The worst part is that the guy who gets spawned isnt irish, hes scottish. Thats why hes mad, everyone keeps calling him a leprechaun

@leaheppes2805

11 ай бұрын

He’s a guy from van horn

@user-qu3jt2ql1v

11 ай бұрын

That scottish fence owner who keep getting called a irish:(Rages in bagpipes)

@techno1561

10 ай бұрын

@notjimpickens79288 No wonder he kept hitting Doug, seeing as Doug kept calling him an Irishman

I don’t know why but seeing a cowboy be punched so hard his hat fell off only for him to have another identical hat on underneath had me in tears. the littered hats surrounding them at the end of the fight truly sent me

@StarkMaximum

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever gotten punched so hard it knocked the hat out of you?

@Not-The-Fox

3 жыл бұрын

The best part is the final uppercut, hat flying in the air, with the slow mo and fade to black-and-white with Arthur falling to the ground hat still on his head.

@cctaryn576

3 жыл бұрын

can u put down a timestamp? at that point i was laughing too much to pay attention lmao

@Not-The-Fox

3 жыл бұрын

@@cctaryn576 15:40

@veerdotmp3

3 жыл бұрын

I found the cowboy's great great great great great grandson kzread.info/dash/bejne/mJaum9t8cte7gag.html

chat spamming screenshot on naked arthur is the greatest accomplishment to ever be accomplished

@johngonzalez2554

3 жыл бұрын

Did arthur have a schlong

@jetfox4091

3 жыл бұрын

@@timmys1968 proof ;)

@Jitatman

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the twitch stream vods

@sci_pain3409

3 жыл бұрын

@@johngonzalez2554 asking all of the most important questions

@yourvirtualdad

3 жыл бұрын

it's smoothed over i think

"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon" must be the best sentence I've ever heard in my life

@DatBoi07

Жыл бұрын

That's what I'm saying!!!!!

@retrosquire7606

11 ай бұрын

1.5k likes and one reply? Let me fix that.

@drcool14

10 ай бұрын

Timestap?

@OilyOaf

10 ай бұрын

@@retrosquire7606shut up

@thrillho4209

10 ай бұрын

​@@drcool1417:44

18:00 when he's slowly ascending the stairs with the music blaring and reality folding in on itself, desperately seeking a good bathe was incredible.

@chinnerorigami9105

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know what the song is?

@ByteOfCake

2 жыл бұрын

I literally had to stop at 19 minutes because I was laughing so hard

@ianforeman549

2 жыл бұрын

@@chinnerorigami9105 (bit late, but its Inherit the Stars (Final Battle) from demon x machina

@chinnerorigami9105

2 жыл бұрын

@@ianforeman549 I ended up finding it a couple of days later, thanks anyway though.

"In Tahiti with an Irishman" would be a pretty great song title.

@miss_baphomet

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a jimmy buffet song

@prismaticc_abyss

3 жыл бұрын

Or a gay romance movie

@cianbarry9207

3 жыл бұрын

Or a novel

@124Nightwing

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a parody of “Englishman in New York”

@Sooboo

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

"if you never leave the bath, you've never taken the bath" Confused Schroedinger Noises

@THE_AceOfSarcasm

3 жыл бұрын

That is true... If you think about it, you can't say you've TAKEN a bath. As far as you're concerned, you're still TAKING one...

@supremememersnoke7350

3 жыл бұрын

Jean-Paul Marat: Are you sure about that?

@RandmAnimal

3 жыл бұрын

@@THE_AceOfSarcasm the farthest ive taken a bath is out the junk yard

@THE_AceOfSarcasm

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandmAnimal I take a bath in nothing but pure bleach. I also take a sip before I get in, just because.

@A_Toaster

3 жыл бұрын

I cant even take a bath >:(

The end of attempt number four made it look like Aurthur was just imagining himself taking a nice bath with a beautiful lady taking care of him. And in reality he’s in the middle of nowhere going insane. Gotta love events like these.

When Arthur is slowly walking up the stairs while absolute chaos is happening all around him, it reminds me of that one scene scene from pirates of the caribbean

@lzrshark617

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@shadowgirlm6446

2 жыл бұрын

“It’s just good business”

@sweetcoincidence4048

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowgirlm6446 "It's just a good bath"

@nikkifish

Жыл бұрын

“The calamity will come” /reference

“Why is there a horse and carriage in here?” “WASh ME WOMAN”

@gabenight7

3 жыл бұрын

"Don't look at them. Look at me."

If I were in control, I would let him get to the place, but take all his money.

@shadowgirlm6446

3 жыл бұрын

That’s evil.......I love it

@zockingtroller7788

3 жыл бұрын

You really are the master of trolling

@mattiguess8094

3 жыл бұрын

No,you would take him to the high ground

@ultimategamingtoaster9216

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattiguess8094 that’s too predictable and foolish... so uncivilized

@credo956

3 жыл бұрын

You're like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something

Twitch chat almost assassinated me by making me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe when they teleported Arthur on the streets when he was taking a bath

@Nugcon

2 жыл бұрын

fr

@BasicViewer

9 ай бұрын

Twitch chat murdered you (an important person) for political and/or religious reasons?

The fact that this game hasn't crashed after all of that fuckery is impressive

@Holynoelle

9 ай бұрын

That's what a good engine is capable of. Bethesda need to take lessons.

watching aurthur slowly walk up the stairs as the world crumbles around him while the most intense trumpet music plays has got to be the funniest thing i've ever seen

@dannyboy4682

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of that scene in one of the pirates of the Caribbean films that was turned into a meme, where the dude is walking through the shit calmly as its being blasted by cannons

@jenkinsfamily2229

3 жыл бұрын

Lord Beckett? Yeah that scene is cool

@unoriginalcopy9844

2 жыл бұрын

rdr2 mods are one of the best things god has given to mankind

@dustychimp1171

2 жыл бұрын

what is that song

@Interesting-kr8hb

2 жыл бұрын

@@dustychimp1171 Look at the credits

seeing doug almost finishing the bath with two stage coaches and multiple horses in the room and suddenly operating a cannon while naked is so surreal

@thealkymyst

3 жыл бұрын

Its the weirdest case of deja vu I think I've ever had. I could swear I watched this video back in March. Touch worrisome.

@Jakentosh

3 жыл бұрын

wouldnt believe you if i hadnt watched the video myself

@windedrhino8513

3 жыл бұрын

That is kinda sad because it was realesed like 2 years ago and i beat it in 7 months but yah

@cupofcoco8948

3 жыл бұрын

@@thealkymyst It happened like 2 months ago on twitch

@Jelte_Dijkmans

3 жыл бұрын

carl*

"Hey, this is DougDoug, and we solve problems that no one has" This is probably the most true this has ever been I can see a situation in which someone would want to see what the strongest animal is I can see a situation in which someone would want to know the fastest way to get from Point A to Point B Even the random enemy spawn could prepare a person for surprise attacks ... I don't think I could ever see a situation where God would try to stop me from taking a bath

@shoyru266

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the abundance of teleporting to Tahiti

@elmatapacos7441

2 жыл бұрын

chances are very low,but NEVER 0

@MarkoIronFist

Жыл бұрын

@@elmatapacos7441 I have checked apparently the odds of stopping time is not actually 0 like I thought due to the event horizon in black holes

@GZilla311

Жыл бұрын

Not yet.

"The teleporting shouldn't happen too frequently." Chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It's a magical place.

@PinnePon

Ай бұрын

Stolen comment

I cried laughing when that guy beat the shit out of Arthur while he kept spawning hats on his head

@suraivase7285

2 жыл бұрын

Randome guy talking in a bar: "So I suddenly came into this world, and I was really mad at this guy for some reason, so I punched off his hat but more hats just appeared on his head!" People in the bar: "Is this guy crazy or something?"

@ericb3157

2 жыл бұрын

reminds me of that very old "screwy squirrel" cartoon, where he hit the dog over the head with a BUNCH of stuff and his hat changed shape every time!

@mysterypuns

Жыл бұрын

Hats off to that guy

Doug: Tries to take a bath. Twitch chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It’s a magical place.

@eddiew1733

3 жыл бұрын

Best reference in this whole comment section

@Sam-ep2yo

3 жыл бұрын

There is no bath. It's all brainwashing

@raymond4592

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds familiar what is it from? (Know it's not the avatar one) Nvm it's from aos

@coulsonintahiti

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-ep2yo with the blue soap lol

@TheAwesomeHyperon

3 жыл бұрын

@@raymond4592 what’s AOS?

I love that, even when Doug wins, he pretty much always comes up with a new challenge to give chat another chance to screw with him. I love that. ^^

"Now I'm in Tahiti with the Irishman" that's how every great story ends

"Why is he a bear?" the innocent bystander asks curiously. "GOOD QUESTION" the loud streamer yells menacingly

@dvys4558

3 жыл бұрын

"Lol" says this comment's replier says without emotion

@superlolgal555

3 жыл бұрын

Time?

@McNugNug255

3 жыл бұрын

14:23

@lunaponta594

3 жыл бұрын

"GOOD QUESTION" the streamer replies, calmly

@doomslayer5897

3 жыл бұрын

Andy dwyer

I like to imagine that “the guy” is the reality police coming to beat Arthur up after breaking the space time continuum.

@Jovialist

3 жыл бұрын

ya made me laugh out loud 😂

@Joe-my6go

3 жыл бұрын

(Sorry for making this reference) But it’s kinda like those time-keepers from Rick-and-morty Those float-ey dudes with meatball lookin heads

@tenacity25

3 жыл бұрын

He kinda looks like the hobo from some of Door Monster's sketches

@saucefan1614

3 жыл бұрын

You’re right it does look like him

@LilRu446

3 жыл бұрын

Damn pfp twins

15:46 doug's "wait, wait, wait" syncs PERFECTLY with the Irishman's punches

9:39 what a nice camera position to admire the great detail put into the horse graphics

"I swear to God, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon..." - DougDoug

@covnterfeit

3 жыл бұрын

-Carl*

@diegodelgadillo8096

3 жыл бұрын

@@covnterfeit Shhhhhhhhhh

@sunkruhmhalaci2592

3 жыл бұрын

r/brandnewsentence material. Like so much on this channel.

@BenM.Davies

3 жыл бұрын

"Why is he a bear? Good Question!"

@domasbaliulis23

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegodelgadillo8096 nope

"The teleporting shouldn't be to frequent" is the last words of a man who truly doesn't understand the power of thy twitch chat

@2bleMcScooble

2 жыл бұрын

Twitch chat is a force to be reckoned with Just ask Wilbur Soot

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

@@2bleMcScooble or anyone who gives their twitch chat power

@Yoob-yh5gb

Жыл бұрын

This is their natural power, it’s just usually contained

@turtlelord8021

Жыл бұрын

You can't say thy without me thinking of "THY END IS NOW."

When he said how is it tahiti everytime I realized something; The consistency of chats actions in these videos is astonishing.

I love the people who go "YEESSS!" in the chat when he succeeds, as if our entire mission for the stream isn't to STOP HIM. It's like kicking the ball into your own goal and then celebrating

Doug: *tries to take bath * Twitch comments: So you have chosen Tahiti

@Sillimant_

3 жыл бұрын

>twitch comments you're going to brazil

@ancis1327

3 жыл бұрын

*_screenshot_*

@kuronanestimare

3 жыл бұрын

@Darrin Gambone Twitch Chat is brain dead until they can fuck with their streamer or choose to murder something, at which point all of their brain cells combine into some reason Galaxy Brain.

@Kvitravn.

3 жыл бұрын

DOUG! we have a GOD DAMN PLAN! Mango's in Tahiti!

@Soundwave45681

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a magical place PLEASE tell me some people get the reference

"I tried again but they spawned thirty of that Irish dude and teleported me to Tahiti"

@SholenBurger

2 жыл бұрын

My throat hurt from how much I laughed at that

@WC3fanatic997

2 жыл бұрын

The ultimate "No, you are not doing this"

12:24 this "I'M SOOO CLEEEAAN!" is still one of my favorite quotes

18:26 that poor guy in the chat trying to figure out what the fuck is happening

@DatMasonn

7 ай бұрын

aretos1

"You blocked off the whole path to the saloon and now I'm in fucking Tahiti with the Irishman!"

@SimonDoer

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the title for a Japanese light novel.

@Aaron64589

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely does

@flamingcat1101

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimonDoer "I got Isekai'd to Tahiti with an Irish Man!"

@NightOfTheRavens

3 жыл бұрын

"So i'm a spider so what?" - "So i'm in Tahiti so what?"

@sunbirth4795

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like a punchline

I have never laughed so hard at a man attempting to take a bath as the world collapses around him.

@emerz3530

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that isn't exactly a common scenario

@nikolaiaramov4851

2 жыл бұрын

@@emerz3530 Yeah ops comment wasn’t very well written

@theblackbaron4119

2 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm glad that you've never seen me take a bath then.

@GhostlyJackly

2 жыл бұрын

@@theblackbaron4119 I fear your bath times

@Nugcon

2 жыл бұрын

this is true humor

Can't believe that 2 years ago, this is what introduced me to Red Dead Redemption 2.

I like how people in Saint Denis don't even care when they see a bear walking in the streets.

Now imagine seeing Arthur running around screaming about needing a bath as all god damn hell breaks loose around him, and then he just disappears. Meanwhile, in Tahiti, a strange man appears out of nowhere and is beaten to death by an Irishman.

@czha8329

3 жыл бұрын

And the Irishman appeared outa nowhere.

@AdventureHusky

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like an amazing Webcomic of the misadventures of a Cowboy

**Local man Does everything in his power To take a bath While god is trying to stop him**

@deku2627

3 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated comment

@noneyabusiness9819

3 жыл бұрын

@@deku2627 and you are an underrated hero

@deku2627

3 жыл бұрын

@@noneyabusiness9819 I guess

@lovesuca113

3 жыл бұрын

God wants him to take a bath in Tahiti

@lovesuca113

3 жыл бұрын

@@noneyabusiness9819 he ain’t real

Chat at 7:00 : *Gives the horses a seizure* "Just trust us Doug we have a plan"

I found it really funny when the random dude kept punching Arthur and chat kept spawning hats every time he was punched.

"I'm trying to take a bath, but the laws of reality keep fluctuating"

@memegod4674

3 жыл бұрын

One second I’m taking a dump the next I’m on a island with a man slapping the hell outta me

@AngelReyes-kr4te

2 жыл бұрын

@Nicholas Natale it does and if somebody made it into one it could be hilarious

@jettgroves6424

2 жыл бұрын

This might make for a decent movie

@Nikoli492

2 жыл бұрын

Sound like a reality base SCP.

@DoPrice

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like a bad acid trip

“Things go very poorly if they teleport me to Tahiti or if they stop time” is an underrated Doug quote

@freakymoejoe2

3 жыл бұрын

"I swear to god, if you turned the bartender into a hot air balloon..."

@2Ducks.

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THESE!!

@tasos5

3 жыл бұрын

i love dougs quotes so much haha

@obamaprism3284

3 жыл бұрын

Za warudo

@arcadeinvader8086

3 жыл бұрын

17:13 I'm sorry, I can't let you stop my bath!

I just love how insanely big the map of this game is, and the chat just keeps constantly sending him to New Austin and Guarma, the two most isolated places lol

the fact that they hired a Irish hit-man and then just stun locked him was insane

Doug: “I’m going to make it!” Chat: “Skedaddle skideedee, you’re going to Tahiti.”

@shipleypennison2781

3 жыл бұрын

The true cruse of Macbeth.. F*ck double double toil and boil

@stavkous4963

2 жыл бұрын

each time I say that chat quote my side hurts. *IS THIS A CURSE OR SOMETHI-*

@2bleMcScooble

2 жыл бұрын

I just really like this comment

@YataTheFifteenth

2 жыл бұрын

Skneenatal skeenahiti you are going to Tahiti

@ashmoleproductions5407

2 жыл бұрын

Chat: You are going to Brazil! er... Tahiti! Arthur: Noooooo!

If twitch chat was this coordinated for something more productive the world would be a better place

@sanddry738

3 жыл бұрын

I mean this is the same chat that brought the alphabet together and dolphin dived into the sunset

@jakeoztan

3 жыл бұрын

Next video: twitch chat complete a protein folding puzzle

@gamerbot4257

3 жыл бұрын

true

@makeblacklunaeclipse3389

3 жыл бұрын

Twitch chat for anything: *GRUG MOMENT* Twitch chat when it comes to fuck Doug up: *1,000 John Wick's.*

@romettaspell7858

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Rosa’s birthday parties! Great things were done those days!

this is an exact representation of what my depression thinks will happen if i try to take a bath

12:10 this intense as hell music with a bombastic trumpet solo blaring over a fully clothed man having a relaxing bath is ridiculously funny to me

"Clearly, twitch chat had a plan" Dutch: I've raised them well

@glitchy7445

2 жыл бұрын

I surely did

@mlgbowserlol

Жыл бұрын

"I have a plan, arthur. I just need Two Trillion dollars in TaxPayer Stimulus."

How does Doug Doug make the stupidest things so freaking intense. I am so emotionally invested in this

@Humanwastingtime

4 ай бұрын

it's not doug its the main character of twitch chat. the music helps too

Go straight to Tahiti, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

This is basically: Twitch chat screws over Doug’s hygiene.

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

K

@Sasquatchthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

True

@youtuberextraordinaire8152

3 жыл бұрын

dont you mean carl?

@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@youtuberextraordinaire8152 I mean Doug, because this man on the screen is indeed Doug. I do not know anybody named Carl... *Nervous sweating*

@youtuberextraordinaire8152

3 жыл бұрын

If you were a REAL doug doug fan you would know that this is just some dude named carl that the REAL doug doug hired

"you're going to tahiti" should be instead of "you're going to brazil"

@forksthefox422

3 жыл бұрын

This will be an inside joke.

@derpyderp6719

2 жыл бұрын

It better be.

*"i swear to god, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon..."*

I’m depressed and using this as motivation to take a shower. It’s working. Thanks dougdoug

"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon" is the funniest sentence I've heard today lmao

He never took a bath, he was just hallucinating from a heatstroke on Tahiti the whole time

@hesgoneplaid6478

3 жыл бұрын

-Guarma- (Edit: Tahiti)

@mikethewinner_gaming9912

3 жыл бұрын

@@hesgoneplaid6478 Tahiti

@porguinturtle3854

3 жыл бұрын

@@hesgoneplaid6478 Tahiti

@wynautwobbuffet956

3 жыл бұрын

@@hesgoneplaid6478 T A H I T I

@Sam-ep2yo

3 жыл бұрын

@@hesgoneplaid6478 TaHiTi

18:00 this has the same energy as the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean

This is honestly the hardest I've ever seen someone work to take a bath, great job to twitch chat on their coordination!

It's okay, Doug. Various members of your twitch chat are trying to murder me in my bath, too!

@aaronTGP_3756

3 жыл бұрын

It's okay Doug, Jean-Paul can relate to you. Because he was murdered in his bathtub.

@Thomas-xm6id

3 жыл бұрын

bro I can’t take a bath with twitch chat I smell like dead fish but if I do I die

@lordofcows8529

3 жыл бұрын

Carl*

@CYB3Redux

3 жыл бұрын

same here mate

@warioman6183

3 жыл бұрын

Yea where are you btw

I love how if you watch Doug live, your cheering for chat, but if you’re watching his video, you’re cheering for Doug

@neroidius6915

2 жыл бұрын

Nah I’m cheering for the chat in the video

@Halvblodsprinsen100

2 жыл бұрын

In live, you cheer for chat. In video, you cheer for chat. Always chat.

@ZFire2020

2 жыл бұрын

c h a t

@milesgaunt6767

2 жыл бұрын

history is a story told by the winners of the fight

@boldone66

2 жыл бұрын

@@milesgaunt6767 Never heard that sentence before. I like it.

"You've blocked off all paths to the saloon and now I'm in FUCKING Tahiti with the Irishman." A sentence I thought I'd never hear

gotta be my favourite video on the channel, the story the montage it's spot on. love u doug

“You turned him INTO a bear” Damn, I didn’t remember this part of Brother Bear

@MechWarrior894

3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen a bear stare so longingly at saloon doors, wanting to take a bath

@TheCHD

2 жыл бұрын

They turned him into a bear, funniest shit i've ever seen.

@Green-Raccoon777

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap, I still remember that movie! :D

@MaxLennon

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCHD I was absolutely CRYING at that part

Alternate title: "The people of my cult try and murder me for trying to stay clean"

@king_pres10

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@logicbuilder1204

3 жыл бұрын

Doug is carl, spread the word.

@jcraft2805

3 жыл бұрын

Twitch chat:*In-Game god-like powers. Also twitch chat:*Nakens the character and spawns a cannon.

@thedripcritic9379

3 жыл бұрын

@@logicbuilder1204 No, he's doug

@charmeleonevolves5553

3 жыл бұрын

why is your pfp white obama

Doug: I'm going to take a bath. Chat: We don't do that here.

It’s crazy how good the quality of his commentary and videos have come in just a year

"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon"

@stavkous4963

2 жыл бұрын

then he's gonna be *light headed*

@2bleMcScooble

2 жыл бұрын

I swear to twitch chat if god turns the bartender into a hot air balloon

@jetstreamsam5983

2 жыл бұрын

single greatest line ever fucking uttered

I love the evolution arc of Twitch chat : They went from stupid kids spaming look down for 45 mins to a organised team working together to screw over Doug's hygiene

@jackhazardous4008

3 жыл бұрын

There's nothing an audience does better than destroying their favorite entertainer's day

@koc307

3 жыл бұрын

Carl’s* hygiene

@hiboucle3.277

3 жыл бұрын

@@koc307 oh yeah sorry !! It's just a bit hard to get use to all of that

@webs2099

3 жыл бұрын

@@koc307 Shhhhhhhhhhh dong told us not to tell

@GlitchTechV1

3 жыл бұрын

@@webs2099Carl must know

yes the best bath ever is 50 horses and carriages stuffed in a room while you get on a boat naked and resume your bath. 19:17

@dan_mmv5626

2 жыл бұрын

what is the mod called?

Your music choices are amazing especially the dramatic and and victory ones

“Clearly, Twitch Chat had a plan.” Meanwhile I was over there just spamming out enter

@cola98765

3 жыл бұрын

"Emergence - How Stupid Things Become Smart Together"

@bitchasshoe8719

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@lemmetalkaboutthis

3 жыл бұрын

@@cola98765 this is the best simple to understand explanation of a very complicated thing I've seen in a loooong time

Doug is like a dad trying to relax and chat is the toddler

@neonzplayz5060

2 жыл бұрын

Oh so toddlers send there dads to Tahiti and sends a man to kill him

@justin2308

2 жыл бұрын

Doug: Why can’t you just be normal!? Chat: *Tahitian Screaming*

@WonderVis97

2 жыл бұрын

I hate it when my 8 year old spawns an Irishman and teleports me to Tahiti

@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip

Жыл бұрын

@@WonderVis97 lmao

@pandemonicharmony5415

Жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you married a God, temper tantrums send you to fucking Tahiti

15:40 I haven't laughed this heartily in a long long time 🤣😂🤣 Ah my sides!

"You blocked down the whole entire path and now I'm in FUCKING TAHITI WITH THE IRISHMAN"

"I FINALLY MADE IT" 18 minutes remaining _something's wrong and i can tell_

@petrspetsnaz630

3 жыл бұрын

"Just a feeling i got, like something about to happen, but i dont know what!"

Doug: “[Teleporting] shouldn’t happen too much.” Chat: *T A H I T I*

@snurt256

7 ай бұрын

It's a magical place.

Props to the Editors, this is really well edited

These are by far my favorite kinds of videos lmfao. I was laughing the entire time.

Bathhouse: *Literally erupting with carriages and hot air balloons as Armageddon starts up outside* Arthur: "..... This is fine"

@glitchy7445

Жыл бұрын

400th like your welcome

Nobody: My grandma explaining what the world was like when she was my age:

@arcadeinvader8086

3 жыл бұрын

@@pokkiheart You're lucky you had a teleport I had to use my flying rowboat

@Orio435

3 жыл бұрын

@@arcadeinvader8086 lucky,i had to backwards long jump

@crowMilatonin

3 жыл бұрын

“When I was your age, I’d turn into a bear at random”

@SofaKingGasPriceSpike

3 жыл бұрын

"When I was your age sunny, I always had to fight off this one bearded man all the time."

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

this thread is solid netherite

I haven't laughed this hard in years. Tears streamed down my face as the trumpets sounded. I am definitely subbing and sharing this to all my friends this is absolute gold.

The thing I love about this video is that he does the most basic thing while this really exhilarating music plays in the background

When he kept punching off more and more hats I nearly had tears going down my face... and I'm at work.

@keyfire

3 жыл бұрын

Same! It's just... so damn funny. I don't really know why. But seeing chat temporarily lock dougs controls just to make hats appear over and over just to be repeatedly punched off (all while doug is fruitlessly trying to get something entirely unrelated done) is my absolute favourite.

@monohymn

3 жыл бұрын

DougDoug has been very consistent at making me laugh so incredibly hard that I can't help it, there are going to be tears streaming down my face at some point.

@kenkanifffromconnecticut3963

3 жыл бұрын

Ain't you using your moms phone?

@aanawenjigewin

3 жыл бұрын

@@monohymn same, sometimes I can’t breathe, nor see through my tears from laughing too much.

So this is how my grandparents went to school.

@farooqdoba4999

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong this is how they took a bath before going to school.This is baby level compared to the amount of stuff they had to do to go to school

@crazyfish1019

3 жыл бұрын

Ah another ds player

I haven't cried with laughter for a while and this made me wheeze so much I felt sick. Loved every second

These videos just go to show how vindictive people can be if you give them the power lol

I beat RDR2 for the first time yesterday and this video has now given me emotional whiplash. Love it.

@alex857tgg

3 жыл бұрын

F

@sci_pain3409

3 жыл бұрын

i had a goddamn plan

@awserxdctfyvbuhionjmkl4418

3 жыл бұрын

WE JUST NEED MONEH

@The_Irish_Rover

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Yoppe572

3 жыл бұрын

I watch your videos!😅

its like having all your siblings throw bricks at you while you try to get to wendys

@SteluckDX

3 жыл бұрын

So relatable

@icecream4you161

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, everyone has experienced this.

@lilflob

3 жыл бұрын

**laughs in only-child**

@Dimitrinagashi02

3 жыл бұрын

that's very especific...

@lilflob

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dimitrinagashi02 almost like he's speaking from experience... 🤔

15:10 That man was ready for his whole life to kill doug Look at this stance

Watching the irishman punch a dozen hats off of Arthur broke me

Midwife: “I’ll take care of you” *SENDS YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM*

@weasel003gaming7

2 жыл бұрын

I love this

@randominternetsurfersurfin7595

2 жыл бұрын

my type of woman

Everyone talks about the video, but no one ever talks about how good Doug is at Python coding

@jphanta9453

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I remember he once said that he worked at EA so that explains his knowledge of coding.

@somerandomgamer8504

3 жыл бұрын

@@jphanta9453 wait, when?

@Reilers

3 жыл бұрын

​@@somerandomgamer8504 He talked about it sometimes on his streams, I don't remember it well but his brother made The Stanley Parable so he probably tried to get into the gaming industry too at some point in his life

@bray5993

3 жыл бұрын

@@jphanta9453 dang you smart

My goodness, that was the most triumphant music ever for walking up the stairs.

i dont think ive seen a video so chaotic yet funny so far im crying genuine tears