I LOVE this Jordan 🤣 you twerking on your partner was gold 🤣🤣

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Haha it was probably one the most uncomfortable things I've ever done

@kevinadevries

Ай бұрын

Poor Jake

@yamjam7434

Ай бұрын

@@JordanTeachesJiujitsudon’t lie

@dirtygeazer9266

Ай бұрын

​@@JordanTeachesJiujitsumy coaches go to 😂

@josephbreza-grappling9459

Ай бұрын

@@JordanTeachesJiujitsu😂😂

U forgot I’m that guy that yanks submissions

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Part 2 for sure!

@NotN8

Ай бұрын

yeah I had someone yank guillotines just drilling, like chill bro it's just a drill we gotta do like 20x

thanks for the tips! convo to distract is a great thing to add to my arsenal

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅 new course coming up lol

🗣make it mandatory for your members to shower before hitting the mats🗣

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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I start mini conversations during my rolls all the time 😂 but no one gets distracted enough to make a mistake

Lmao the distraction talk was hilarious 🤣 Combine that with the unnecessary walking through a submission when you're already caught in one.

These were hilarious dude I was laughing out loud 😂

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅🙏

We all have those guys who we shit talk during rolls. Those are the best rolls.

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

26 күн бұрын

100% if it's with people you're good training partners and friends with 🙂

Jordan has pretty good actor talents 😉

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅🙏

We need more of this :)

The last one is funny af

Great video

HAHAHHAHA I’ve been waiting for another one of these

This is so funny!!😂

That smile was sinister bro

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

GYAT

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

Jordan got the cake

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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I f-- love these!!!I literally am in bed laughing . So true all of them. Lol

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Haha thanks 🙏

Brilliant 😅

More content like this please 🙏

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Will do!

The second thing u did is so cool

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

😂😂😂😂😂 keep these coming bro hilarious! Have you seen matt arroyo's "i do jiu jitsu" its also hilarious

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Yepp it's good!

That first one xD

Laughed my ass off at the "distraction" part 🤣 Hey peeps if I'm that guy that still engages but is just very defensive is that bad?

@davidward-webster9238

Ай бұрын

I have the same question. 😬

@jordanteachesjiujitsu you're funnier than you think. Great stuff

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Haha thanks man!

Bro has 10/10 red flags

I didn't have a BJJ and Love Is Blind crossover on my 2024 bingo card, but happy to see it 😂

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

Bro Jordan you're caked tf up 😳

@cocacolacan1550

12 күн бұрын

Ayo? Not disagreeing here but ayo?

ALL TRUE!

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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the first clip is crazy 😂😂😂

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

First one is like going +8 in poison damage

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

I do talk too much when rolling, but that's to calm myself down, if it works on you then that's just a plus.

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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I wash all my gear and all my clothes. I shower before and after…. But I gotta ask. Would you roll with a guy who’s covered in sweat because he took a boxing/kick boxing class before BJJ? Even if I switch shirts. After an hour of cardio. It doesn’t make much of a difference. unless it’s a gi class I can put it over my rash guard. If you don’t I wouldn’t judge you at all. But a lot of the mma guys do the same thing but they are above my pay grade. So I usually don’t roll with them. Am I a bad partner? I try to stick with the same guys who also did boxing before?

@PauIdenino

Ай бұрын

As long as you smell and wipe some of the sweat off it should be good

@jonathanwilliams1746

Ай бұрын

No you can roll with whoever you want you pay to be there not the other way around. If you’re both sweaty af and in a hard roll it’s not a big deal but it’s gross af if you are fresh and they are soggy as fuck.

Hey Jordan, what is your competition weight vs your normally everyday weight?

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

28 күн бұрын

I'm heavy right now at 200lbs. I used to compete in BJJ at middle weight so I needed to weigh about 178lbs to make weight with the Gi on. Fought mma at 170lbs. At the time I walked around at 180-185lbs.

@Solid79SF

28 күн бұрын

Thanks Jordan!

Not AD at the alter 😂😂😂

If someone capitalizes on you through convo... it's your problem.

Got a guy at my gym that doesn’t wash his knee brace though 😢

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Oh that's a new one lol

Bro has the whole factory back there 💀💀

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅 A complete gym 🙂

I do like to converse during a roll I can't help it 😅

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅🙏

Thats Right … Chelsea said she looks like Megan Fox !

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

26 күн бұрын

😅

I am quite guilty of chatting 🙄 It often is harmless self-talk so I remember what I have to do, or silly jokes and ridiculous trash talk while I have absolutely no chance against that higher belt ("Only 3 submissions in 1 minute?! You loser. I bet you can't submit me with a banana split!"... proceeds to submit me with a banana split)

First off I liked the short and I think you’ve got great content. But don’t you think the guy playing sitting guard without even a legitimate guard pull to get there (contact on the way down) is by definition not engaging? Basically, sitting guard is waiting on your opponent to engage with you. I think I’m justified in circling and not quite diving into their game immediately. Just my $0.02. I also love wrestling so I feel if you’re playing sitting guard you’re not engaging in the first stage of 99% of combat (except when you’re attacked while asleep haha). Edit: idk maybe the guy playing guard in the video ended up off there from a legitimate guard pull or off getting taken down. I assume he started there.

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

It's just a skit, we've exaggerated it on purpose 🙏

@ethanwells1230

Ай бұрын

@@JordanTeachesJiujitsu​​⁠it’s not funny and it makes jiu jitsu look bad

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

@@ethanwells1230 I'm sorry Ethan.

As a north south player…. I’m that guy.

@shad3128

Ай бұрын

Why are you that guy??? Please dont be that guy

I think some people hate it when they pull guard on me and I just stay standing or even o do wrestling shots threatening a fast moving guard pass and it forces them to follow me and tire their core out 😂

Aw man, came here for a laugh and found out I'm the last guy. Oh well not gonna stop.

People call me.. “the covid cougher”

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

26 күн бұрын

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U gotta add: "Im the guy that just sits in your guard and drips sweat into ur eyes constantly."

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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On rare occasion I'm the last one and get a bit if a laugh from it lol

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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the love is blind talk 💀💀💀😭

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

26 күн бұрын

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*drops uke on face* "you're good"

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

haah he didn't fall on his face though. He landed really well!

Haha nice

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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I find it crazy that there's people who come to Jiujitsu smelling awful, like if you're gonna have your body right up against someone at least have the decency to not smell repulsive when doing everything in you're power to not let someone escape from a dominant position

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Yepp exactly. Basic etiquette.

Yo I didn’t realize I was the last guy til rn😂

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

Literally just had my face kneed by a white belt last week…

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Ouch man. Was it a big hit?

@AlexTapia8616

Ай бұрын

@@JordanTeachesJiujitsu bit the top of my lip so hard omg still healing can’t eat anything remotely rough or hot lmao

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

@@AlexTapia8616 Damn man that's rough haha

When I first started, I got told by a big and strong brown belt, that eventually no one will want to roll with me, because I am big and strong. Naturally, I felt like this video was made for me, but nope I was wrong.

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅 As long as you learn when (and how much) and when not to use your strength & size advantage, you won't have issues. People will enjoy rolling with you more than you might think! 🙂

@johnthree1611

Ай бұрын

@@JordanTeachesJiujitsu , For sure, people have been telling me to not go so hard sometimes, a they'll match my energy. So I usually hold back a bit.

WHEN I SAID NO SO LOUD INMEANT IT NEVER AGAIN NEVER EVER FUCKING AGAIN

I bring almost nothing else to the table. I'm old, slow and weak. I at least try to be clean and respectful.

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

That means you're a good training partner! :)

Not washing your gear is diabolical

I’m the distraction talk guy, I like to combine that with nonstop complimenting

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

Or the guy that treats it like the finals at ADCC

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Yepp 100% haha. Met a fair share of those over the years lol

Damn I might be that guy from standing. I hate tying up and dancing around. As long as I can keep my hands inside I dont engage with the grip battle until I'm ready to do a takedown.

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

Aim to be more proactive. It'll pay off! 🙂

@daigledj

Ай бұрын

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu I'm proactive. I just hadn't been taking grips while standing. I did try taking grips last night, and I ended up in half guard more often, but it definitely resulted in us on the ground quicker.

😂

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

😂😂😂

10/10…..

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

Lmao

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

If you smell, we're not rolling. You're not giving me herpes, ring worm, or any other nasty skin issue.

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅 true though!

The last one ain't even that bad gitta learn how to talk and roll at the same time

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

🙏

Fucking crying

Damn bro, you got some Maximus glutes 😂

Damm🍑🍑🍑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

😂😂😂

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

😅

🤣🤣🤣

@JordanTeachesJiujitsu

Ай бұрын

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