I'm a Type B Balatro Boy™ but when he's got shortcut and looks a straight flush dead in the eyes, or when he chooses Hang-idd Man over Moon in his clubs-only flush build, I feel my follicles start to bristle in an animal-type way.

Ok I am convinced NL is running a psyop to get all type A chatters to explode with this one. How did he not unlock brainstorm this video man

@adamroberts1951

3 ай бұрын

Him realizing he had shortcut and then immediately selling it made me laugh so hard

@nitro2684

2 ай бұрын

He literally had a royal flush he could discard at the end of the video when the run was basically over anyway

I promise you I'm built type B to my very DNA, but brother I was convulsing on this one

SHORTCUT YOU HAVE SHORTCUT

@garnetrulz859

3 ай бұрын

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

@garnetrulz859

3 ай бұрын

Ive gone full type A

@JackFlapification

3 ай бұрын

He's talking about how to make it and I'm just screaming at my phone. The Type A metamorphosis is complete

@brandondean5704

3 ай бұрын

I was screaming

@Grizzs

3 ай бұрын

He's getting old man. Reading is hard

The hangmans over the moon twice in a row sent me off the roof

I swear he only gets Chicot on KZread. I've not seen any of the others on his channel. And every time he insults it, then realizes it got rid of a bad Boss Blind effect and praises it lol

my boyfriend is in love with you

@shephsnap

3 ай бұрын

there’s a significant number of boyfriends who can’t x out the chance that this is their gf’s burner youtube account

@commentmanwhoeatsgahbage3022

3 ай бұрын

Dipped in Papa Egg's Balatro Oil

@jonathancarothers

3 ай бұрын

Then I'm in love with your boyfriend. We're going to hold hands and kiss and wear matching cardigans and we're going to buy an old abandoned lighthouse in Maine and fix it up and grow old together in it, and we're going to become beloved cornerstone members of the local community all while pogging up watching balatro videos and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

@birthdaygiraffe8802

3 ай бұрын

I didn’t realize I’m your boyfriend the way I’m in love with NL too

@ThaFritz

3 ай бұрын

​@@shephsnap it me

2:48 when father asks me to fetch three bushels of grain from the nearest village but the path is long and arduous

@noblepeaceprize8913

3 ай бұрын

Maybe the best +2 I've ever seen

@limepawz

3 ай бұрын

+2

Balatro guys dipped in mama liz's chili oil

@nullptr5740

3 ай бұрын

enelle brainrot

@FNL47

3 ай бұрын

Fr tho

@LoveBystroem

3 ай бұрын

The simplest fuckin combination possibile but it still got me

This video is the "shortcut" to becoming a Type A chatter

@17:40 When Im downtown and all I can find are dive bars

We're Balatro Guys. Of course we lose to Violet Vessel on Gold Stake with a High Card build.

@Bieks1

3 ай бұрын

This is the realest Balatro comment I've ever seen.

@mschuhler

3 ай бұрын

this is so real, i did exactly this twice before finally beating gold stake

He had the royal flush bro

@childpeanut5095

3 ай бұрын

F

@williammitchell6254

3 ай бұрын

a long while ago he had a royal flush and wasnt going to win, said "you gotta try" and lost 10x lower than the stake

@childpeanut5095

3 ай бұрын

@@williammitchell6254 I’m not a type a chatter, but he def should have started trying to focus on getting it by the end if he really wanted it. It’s whatever tho, i’m much more short sighted when I play lmao

@JarvidO

2 ай бұрын

@@childpeanut5095 really the way you should unlock brainstorm is just pick red deck and try to find and discard the royal flush in the first blind

@childpeanut5095

2 ай бұрын

@@JarvidO yeah I just tried it last night and got that. Then used the deck where you get 2 more hand size -1 joker to get the 4 7 of club joker

The reason riff-raff is so good is because it's cheap and it generates two common jokers early. If you're on white stake or even past ante 5 it's not that amazing, but early on for any stake above white stake it's amazing. Before the new patch drops with a guaranteed buffoon pack, riff-raff will turn the $4 you start with into three jokers where nothing else will come close. You either get jokers that help a ton like gros michel, the sinful jokers, etc. or you generate jokers that turn into cash that you aren't generating as a result of the stake you're on. Again it's usefulness drops off kinda fast, but it's one of, if not the, best shop one joker right now. It's also quite possibly the worst joker to ever have negative on, but we're not here for that discussion right now.

@donkulator

3 ай бұрын

@@ketsuakagi5646 riff raff cant give eternals, theyre always clean

@Paranundrox

3 ай бұрын

Riff-Raff giving clean jokers is even better on experimental Orange and Gold Stakes as well

@themauler1599

3 ай бұрын

@@ketsuakagi5646 I have never seen an eternal from riff-raff, can it generate eternals?

@Lentiii

3 ай бұрын

The reason riff-raff is so good is because it's cheap and it generates two common jokers early. If you're on white stake or even past ante 5 it's not that amazing, but early on for any stake above white stake it's amazing. Before the new patch drops with a guaranteed buffoon pack, riff-raff will turn the $4 you start with into three jokers where nothing else will come close. You either get jokers that help a ton like gros michel, the sinful jokers, etc. or you generate jokers that turn into cash that you aren't generating as a result of the stake you're on. Again it's usefulness drops off kinda fast, but it's one of, if not the, best shop one joker right now. It's also quite possibly the worst joker to ever have negative on, but we're not here for that discussion right now.

@sginrummy88

3 ай бұрын

​@@ketsuakagi5646 Eternal riff-raff goes insane with ceremonial dagger

he's all in

@crawmslor5943

3 ай бұрын

he's all in

hi tomo

lil bro forgot he took straight based joker and had a royal flush @26:00

@ras0k

3 ай бұрын

physically painful

32:34 Patrick Bateman trying to negg Paul Allen even though the off-white watermark is so subtle

Losing my mind with that shortcut straight flush has allowed me to enter a new never before seen zen state

If you use the spades and hearts deck discarding a royal flush is pretty easy

26:19 me when I went to evil doctor school and am doing my first circumcision

@kitthekat6844

3 ай бұрын

+2

truly an incredible series of decisions

Wild king existing. NL: NONE CLUBS?!

8:53 me explaining why buying the ultra rare spiderman funko pop 1st run figure for $20000 will make money in the future

@ras0k

3 ай бұрын

+2

Flush build, high card build, 5-of-a-kind build? I pog no matter what

3:42 this is why NL is so awesomesauce

10 views in 3 seconds NL fell ON!! HE'S ON HE'S THE BEST KZreadR OF ALL TIME AND NOBODY CAN SAY OTHERWISE

@mathbookhero

3 ай бұрын

He's your favorite streamer's favorite streamer, of course he'e gonna get everyone pogged out of their gourd

@JoanDarc1984

3 ай бұрын

@@mathbookhero +2

Great video :)

nl playing balatro on youtube: unhinged nl playing balatro on twitch: a gentleman

had to turn this video off at two separate points just to come back and sob through it

He's all in.

I can't believe he said "none jokers left beef" a mere 1 minute into the episode but didn't make it the title.

"They dont make clubs anymore" They make wildcards

Finally beat the jokerless challenge today. Ended up going 3 of a kind + polychrome stones w/ red seals. Beat the final round in 3 hands

@MerkSig

3 ай бұрын

yea im gold steak in everydeck besides like 1 or 2 but jokerless took a few hours its basically just a huge RNG crap shoot for me i just did flushes for the first few ante's with planet cards to stay alive and then transitioned to glass cards from ante 4-8 so i was playing big level 20-30 flushes with a single glass card to double it and with the shop not showing jokers your getting a ton of tarot cards so. every other challenge was 1 attempt besides gold needle and jokerless, gold needle was like 3-4 tries jokerless was like stomping on my balls 3-4 hours of misery.

3:26 Me when someone asks what's my favorite King Gizzard song

@ras0k

3 ай бұрын

+2

We’re balatro guys of course we watch within the first hour of the video release

damn what a run! it was so close for so long!

We’re Balatro guys, we see campfire in the thumbnail, we click play.

I have an itch in the back of my throat that only a Straight Flush can scratch

NL: Our deck is becoming mighty small, we gotta make stronger flushes. Also NL: Lets destroy more cards instead of improving our clubs.

how has noone commented on the feist-shoutout with "my moon my man"??

we're balatro guys, of course we think wheel of fortune is rigged!

31:58 me when I walk into a new restaurant and I am trying to figure out whether its one of those places where you order at the cash register or you order at the other side and then you walk through the whole like and then you get to the cash register and they don't have one of the signs that says like order here and I'm like at this point.. it's all lost anyway

@noahhamilton9004

2 ай бұрын

So true!

I feel like Chicot is the only legendary I've ever seen NL get 😂

KZread tutorials for drawing be like: 3:59

No way nl hasn't unlocked brainstorm lmfao

Damn it, I was about to make the joke “None jokers, left beef” but then NL said it as I was typing

Lmao why am I getting daily wire ads on this

NL somehow always gets chicot

He skipped moon a few times for hanged man instead. What a silly egg.

He's worried about 2x KZread when he's playing 4x Balatri :(

@17:40 Me complaining about a lack of third places in today's society

At least you noticed you could've made the hand, it's not insufferable that way

@mentecato666

2 ай бұрын

Aaaaand you sold it immediately after... Don't worry, I'll still peg

me when the stakes are purple

3:16 yeah in my first 3 days of playing I got my buttons mixed up and got this joker I also lost my run after 😂

NL is peak not playing for what his deck is built to be. He wants to level and pivot into straight flush when his supernova is hitting 35+ mult for regular flush. Brother was gonna play a straight flush and go “that wasn’t as good as I thought it would be” 💀

SHORTCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long live the banana

You should just play checkered deck on white to fish for brainstorm and hold R

“Y’all” (but in Canadian)

3:41 me when I get my son into sports

jokerless doesn’t even let you roll judgement cards. They’re gone. Removed. It is none jokers.

@mennymoto

3 ай бұрын

but those wheels of fortune still go crazy

@totalphantasm

3 ай бұрын

@@mennymoto intentional mechanic that lets you buffer being due in your normal runs

ughhhhhh pay attention man

someone needs to tell NL he'd probably enjoy the game a bit more with the public experimental build

Too bad he forgot about the royal flush. He could've had it on those last 2 draws

Both of my really good attempts at Jokerless ended tragically - first time I played 4 of a kind against the Psychic without a kicker (it would have scored 180k). Second one I got Verdant Leaf as the final boss with no possibility to have potentially rerolled it. And many, many failures in between of course. I do believe though.

@cohenkarnell7799

3 ай бұрын

Psst: Saturn scales faster than both Jupiter and Earth. Once I figured this out, I finished jokerless within a... handful of tries. It's still hard but you have to fight for ever inch of scaling you can get.

NL i just unlocked the ghost deck and got to ante 14 on a red seal glass king run with the legendary joker that gives x2 mult for kings and blueprint on it

pour one out for Chicot o7 put some respect on my mans

25:45 im raging right now

a little painful

Were poker guys of course were dipped in mama bals liz oil

saying you only need one mult multer but taking any and every flat mult that shows itself is a flawed strategy

A suggestion: could you somehow differentiate the KZread only versus the Twitch streams? I prefer the YT only vids and I think it's just a completely different experience. I'm not a fan of the chat interaction.

He's never gonnaunlock the card, is he?

24:12 he had a royal flush w easy street i think, tbh idc if that actually counts

My man had short cut and could make it happen at the 24 min mark so sad

@TheBroodingRogue

3 ай бұрын

He had it like 5 times between 24 and 27 minutes and missed it every time

Only one fall off meme in 8 comments, chat slacking

Am i crazy i swear NL has used brainstorm before. Guess not huh

Hi Tomo

I think the streamer is bad at the card game! Hard time watching without wanting to backseat…. Sorry for bad english. New chatter from Taipei❤️

@BippityBoo45

3 ай бұрын

I think you need to touch grass

@ryanmorton2936

3 ай бұрын

Sorry I am a Taipei chatter

They don’t make clubs anymore as he skips two wild cards, then a third by choice because it feels better and makes no sense

Can someone help me by using pog as a noun, verb, adjective and/or adverb in a sentence?

@vitorodino8760

3 ай бұрын

im pogged out of my gourd because of the joker I just opened. I'm pogging, my doordasher just arrived. pog! legendary joker!

You had like 17 ways to make a royal flush, including just having multiple royal flushes in hand…

me when my gf tells me to go deeper

Straight up mama chiz's lily oil

You're getting tough to watch. Yelling about no clubs in packets but each had a wild card - come on man!

No views in 6 seconds. Man fell off

He's so bad at this game

Only dummies put up with being cheated by devs who use RNG to extend playing time. This game is a con, constantly having to restart to get a decent joker. Most are garbage, even good card players cannot win with garbage jokers.

Chicot should be a rare