The 2 ladies with Assault rifles on a horse.....this needs a film.

@jackthorton10

5 жыл бұрын

The Inquisition come in the theaters near you, horse in blue, Ladies Edition

@SpicyElaichi

5 жыл бұрын

of the Adult variety

@PHILMKD95

5 жыл бұрын

Awesome porno flick.

@devildavin

5 жыл бұрын

*Epic voice guy* They scored the lowest in the acedemy, their peers thought they were a waste of resources and were given a horse instead of a car. This summer these ladies will prove that they can run with the best of them. Get ready for a high horsepower ride as these ladies break up Gang violence with police violence and watch as their relationship with the horse go to an all new level (Pretty sure the directer cut will not be rated R) Horseshoes and bewbs! Sometimes you just have to hoof it Rated R (its bordering on X, how did this get past the censors?!)

@tylerp5259

5 жыл бұрын

And a dog

That would be incredibly scary, getting rushed by 6 cops with tasers on horses.

@youssrahadri8442

5 жыл бұрын

Pjoeter Exactly this

@briankarynfarquhar4749

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no no

@phantomaviator1318

5 жыл бұрын

6 cops on horses, but instead of tasers, *_the horse has the 120mm gun off the Object 120_*

@keepermovin5906

5 жыл бұрын

I want to like but there are 420 likes

@phantomaviator1318

5 жыл бұрын

@@keepermovin5906 it's already ru8ned

11:44 "He said the cops can blow him. -I'll send a squad."

@milantosic

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@Gg-qx3vo

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mrseddiediaz

4 жыл бұрын

Gang bang happenin'!

@robot3759

4 жыл бұрын

r/SuddenlyGay

@SCPGuardGaming-

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Your name

"Illegal parking... send a helicopter." 😂😂

@PHILMKD95

5 жыл бұрын

Send in the Hazmat team and Bomb Sqaud.

@Grimmwoldds

5 жыл бұрын

@@PHILMKD95 Send in the helicopter dogs.

@awwhellfreewayy4537

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mav01

5 жыл бұрын

400th like

@bcgyt9136

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

I can just imagine two chicks on a horse shooting fully automatic rifles into the air....... incredible......

@theyoutubewanderer9314

5 жыл бұрын

Yee ha

@kingasasin177

5 жыл бұрын

With a Dog

@porcelainkoi

5 жыл бұрын

Merica

@convolutedpeppercorn1078

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingasasin177 oh yah, I think I saw something like that before...

@ximenamazuelos2175

4 жыл бұрын

Someone draw this please

I like how he's sending the helicopter to all the minor things, and then he's sending the horses and the bike to all the major stuff like robberies or a fight or something like that

@salih-khan

5 жыл бұрын

Burger shut up Don’t diss the horse

@jamesk5541

5 жыл бұрын

Way to state the obvious Burger

@isaiahf-d846

4 жыл бұрын

that is the point the whole point and nothing but the point

@aadarshroy3216

2 жыл бұрын

Parking ticket: police helicopter Bank robbery: horses and bikes

I love that even though Gray is trying to make the worst decisions he still takes a sexual assault case seriously.

@Dark-ql7kn

Жыл бұрын

Man has standards, Sexual Assault is not a laughing matter However, a man on fire is f*cking hilarious

@alitatriste

Жыл бұрын

I love how he never slut shames for "comedy" or laughs at sexual assault, there's very few content creator that can make hilarious content without forcing their lame comedy, gray it's just amazing

@mutt-the-barbarian

4 ай бұрын

Well he once said in a reddit thread he used to be a special victims detective, not sure if he was serious about that or not but might explain why he would take it seriously.

Gray: "One of them gets to ride on the horse, the other gets to ride..." Me: "... in the horse."

@ginger.13

4 жыл бұрын

*CoUgH*

@iamthehype3684

4 жыл бұрын

@@ginger.13 suggestive themes *intensifies*

@shaniaking5916

4 жыл бұрын

Furries

@masomirmanic3771

4 жыл бұрын

-vore-

@marcuschan3906

4 жыл бұрын

Are you KSI?

Take a shot every time he says “Sounds like a job for the *horse*”

@mattbastow4627

5 жыл бұрын

Puffin I died

@hobsdigree2

4 жыл бұрын

Was reading your comment right as he said "sounds like a job for the horse".

@enderscott8576

4 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear. Now sitting on a horse in the midst of World War 3.

@brettgamespb599

4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@brettgamespb599

4 жыл бұрын

@@hobsdigree2 same

As someone who’s from Anchorage, this isn’t too inaccurate from the actual police force

@deangelo479

5 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA TOO TRUE

@MrBoboliciousness

5 жыл бұрын

Texas either.

@SavouryLobster

5 жыл бұрын

Reid Chase I feel like everyone from Texas always has to say “YEAH TEXAS HERE SAME FOR ME”

@MrBoboliciousness

5 жыл бұрын

@@SavouryLobster I'm a Californian lol however, well traveled.

@the4thsteve27

5 жыл бұрын

agreed.

Caller: my son is dying Gray: bring him into the hospital, I don't care about this

5:20 Police yelling from the helicopter: Hey we got a noise complaint can you keep the music down. Home Owner: What!!! Police: Your music’s too loud!!! Home Owner: I can’t hear you!!

Two girl officers with rifles on a horse. Sounds like just another day in Australia m8.

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

Kangaroos*

@imakittycat8473

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes😏😏

@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169

4 жыл бұрын

I can speak Australian Vigamite

@justanothercommenterwithan9089

4 жыл бұрын

@@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169 the only words in the Australian vocabulary are wanker C*** and mate

@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169

4 жыл бұрын

@@justanothercommenterwithan9089 gosh sorry mate didn't know * tips cowboy hat

The image of a police helicopter shutting down a house party.. 🤣🤣 I'm dying

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

House party: 115db Turbine helicopter: 145db Party-goers' reaction to SWAT roping down and kicking in the windows: priceless

@BishtrainerTai16

4 жыл бұрын

KZread FBI OPEN UP, to see this literally happen.

@sashimiroll5055

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like that would just cause the party to get more rowdy! If a chopper touched down near a party thrown by my football team, all the drunk idiots would want to see the chopper up close

@noahschmidt5968

4 жыл бұрын

I did

Im pretty sure the horse would cost more in monthly maintenance than a squad car.....

@strawberrybrite712

5 жыл бұрын

"Dang it, my horse has a loose spark plug!"

@Kari-tu3fs

4 жыл бұрын

upkeep costs on horses and cars is actually pretty similar.

@svellah4388

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kari-tu3fs that's not true, horses, especially used for jobs like this require so much care, and money that's involved in it, obviously.

@nicolekrantz9902

4 жыл бұрын

Like he cares!

@luckytwoshoes7598

4 жыл бұрын

@@TaikaJamppa If by food you mean gasoline and oil, the McLaren P1 seems to fit that description rather well.

Murder? Bike. Party? Helicopter. Hotel? Trivago.

@sammykenny

5 жыл бұрын

Plohka Plohka oh my god I love this

@adrianortiz8121

4 жыл бұрын

Joke? Overused.

@hydrodynamo6558

4 жыл бұрын

@@adrianortiz8121 This? False

@kdsmms4559

4 жыл бұрын

Galactic Whale *_-YeS-_*

Modern World: Horses are now ineffective in combat Horses: Hold my girls, dog, and assault rifle

@SCPGuardGaming-

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I sent an armoured police van with 4 guys using assault rifles and bulletproofs vests... To a red light offence.

@tahabashir3779

5 жыл бұрын

I think i should've sent a helo and canine units as well.

@georgf9279

5 жыл бұрын

Whoever tastes this experience will never commit another red light offence.

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta justify that budget, y'know?

@ihavenoideawhattopost4969

4 жыл бұрын

Thats it?

@matthew_natividad

3 жыл бұрын

So tru it’s not really funny

Who would have thought that places like Chicago or Detroit just need a few stables and they'd be fine.

If I ever get kidnapped, I'll pray that you won't be the one answering my call. 😂😂😱

@jumbledsiren8190

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i would pray to live lol

@allstr8peopledeservetodie10

4 жыл бұрын

jumbled siren ha weirdo

@jumbledsiren8190

4 жыл бұрын

@@allstr8peopledeservetodie10 *cries in Australian*

@Santeneal

4 жыл бұрын

How would you call anyone if you are kidnapped

@sebby324

4 жыл бұрын

Calls emergency people Gray answers Dies

"A person got beaten by a group of thugs, Wheres the bicyclist" 😂😂😂

She protecc She attacc But most importantly... She got a rifle on her bacc.

@Rob_Thorsman

5 жыл бұрын

They protecc They attacc But more importantly... They on a horse's bacc.

@brettgamespb599

4 жыл бұрын

Yass

@gamingandhighlights5206

4 жыл бұрын

Offbrand Airpods quit copying the joke, it’s stupid

@vincegames6316

4 жыл бұрын

Samantha Wolf ur stupid it’s a funny meme

@noahschmidt5968

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooof

As someone who lives in Anchorage, 90% of those calls should have involved heavy drinking

@OldieBones

5 жыл бұрын

The amount of angry bums was surprisingly accurate though

@501ststormtrooper9

4 жыл бұрын

What about Mr and Ms Rabies?

@sixthsecond

4 жыл бұрын

💯

"Can we get a K-9 unit out here?" "Yeah, we're on horseback"

@vhaineemodesty1547

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh, i ride fox huntings and its pretty funny😂 like u got these hunting dogs, they chase a synthetic smell, and u have ur horse and chase em

I thought this was an emotional video about a guilt-ridden operator until I saw the channel name lmao

@jaydenbutler6929

4 жыл бұрын

I definitely thought it was one of those videos of the British robot voice telling those Reddit stories 😂

“Loosen her clothes a bit” “Now make her assume the tripod position” -GrayStillPlays

*After this video Grey becomes the chief of all police departments in the world! *Crime drops to 0%.

@ihavenoideawhattopost4969

4 жыл бұрын

Death by medical stuff goes up to 100%

@MeriZita99

3 жыл бұрын

Suicide goes up by 100%

7:44, Gray: "who's in this horse" Me: Wait, that's illegal.

illegal parking? Send the Helicopter! xDDDDD god dammit i am crying right now by laughing

@PHILMKD95

5 жыл бұрын

S.W.A.T teams.

@CryseTech

5 жыл бұрын

@@PHILMKD95 yeah and do not forget the National Guard!

"He said the cops can blow him" After hearing that atleast 10 people died of laughter... I am almost one of them....

@silverbloodborne9495

5 жыл бұрын

Me to

THis is the most realistic and ACCURATE showcase of how the freaking system works, never in my life have I laughed so much as I have tonight, how sad it may ever be.

You took away all of the officer's weapons and it turned you into a British dispatcher! XD

Red dead redemption 5 2 girls on A horse with assault rifles

@MarkEdwardRom

5 жыл бұрын

and a dog

@Rob_Thorsman

5 жыл бұрын

Sadie Adler, Abigail Marston, and Cain.

@user-gv4mw9nh9m

4 жыл бұрын

And a dog

YOU TOOK AWAY THEIR WEAPONS AND THE VOICE LITERALLY BECAME BRITISH LMFAO 😂 Edit: oh cool 500 likes, thanks peeps. Have a good day everyone!

@zer0tw026

5 жыл бұрын

no, as a brit i can say that we dont sound so ASMR, we sound like a bunch of potheads including us who dont smoke pot.

@kotonmi

5 жыл бұрын

@@zer0tw026 I dunno, I got a British friend who's voice sounds hot af

@zer0tw026

5 жыл бұрын

@@kotonmi like what level hot are we talking here. we talking crackhead or swaggersouls level?

@MultiFruitshoot

5 жыл бұрын

@@zer0tw026 I mean, queen's speech probably

@SaskiaTaunted

5 жыл бұрын

Im british and I own 2 shotguns and a rifle *shrugs*

I love how you tried to screw up the seizure call and yet you pretty much did the exact right thing.

@henrychanner4032

5 жыл бұрын

Legit did not at all 😂

@taylormotyl5085

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure you just posta lay them on there side and nothing else

@k.m.186

5 жыл бұрын

guys you just gotta move anything they could hit their head on out of the way and leave em alone, nothing in their jaw etc, and get help (the side thing is ok but chances are they’re just gonna flail from that position)

@PlatinumGrande

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that was rabies

@jazzyg6059

5 жыл бұрын

This comment makes me realize how many people are gonna die from "help" as epileptics geez

As someone from Anchorage I'm more surprised about the lack of shootouts, homeless people and suicides...

Team shotgun bicycles😂😂😂😂😂😂

@GrayStillPlays

5 жыл бұрын

Doing good work in Anchorage...real good work.

@anhvunguyen3995

5 жыл бұрын

Dude perfect!!!

6:18 - "Does she sound hurt or....no I'm not gonna say it,"

@Roketsune

2 жыл бұрын

The only time Gray has ever shown discomfort at his own ideas.

@samg6940

Жыл бұрын

@@Roketsune I still think it's kind of weird to leave that joke in after knowing the context of the call. I could tell where it was going by the time he said that so it just ended up sounding uncomfortable instead of funny. But I'm overly sensitive about these kinds of things, so it might just be me

@Roketsune

Жыл бұрын

@@samg6940 He WAS uncomfortable. Any person with a conscience would be uncomfortable. I am perplexed at the decision to not excise that part entirely.

As someone who lives in Anchorage, this is pretty much spot on for our police force.

I dont think I've found more interesting videos on KZread then these

_At the scene with a few horses and an heavily injured suspect._ *We're done here.*

*Parents:* What do you want to be when you grow Up. *Me, looking at the Horse Rifle Girls picture in the shrine I built them:* Uh Next question

Cat in a tree would be perfect for the helo! the wind alone would resolve the problem lol.

“Illegal parking... send a helicopter.” 😂😂

@cdru515

5 жыл бұрын

In fact, that's the best use for the light helicopter - you can't put arrested suspects on a helicopter, but you can give them tickets just fine

I had no Idea who you are. I was very disturbed by the title of your video, not knowing this was a game scenario, lol

Lady: I'm *Ad interrupts* Ad: starting up a party bringing up a party

@erratic.v6

3 жыл бұрын

For me it was im, Barbara bollia

I feel like this is how Gotham police are

As a previous resident of Anchorage, it pleased me when they used the schizophrenic escape one... that happens alot there... lol

I deadass thought this was one of those mini-documentaries where someone explains their job but there’s some inspiring twist like they’re an amputee or something. I was very confused for second.

7:48 no one: illegal parking *SEND HELLICOPTER*

"How does he move, very quickly". I'm dead

This video is absolutely hilarious 😂😂I LOVE THE SENSE OF HUMOR! I'm gonna dig this out and play it.

*British logic* Civilian: “excuse me there is a home invasion” Operator: “don’t worry we have batons and tasers” Civilian: “but he has a gun!” Operator: “SO!?” Civilian: “what do you mean SO? I’m gonna die! Operator: “listen do want the cops with tasers or not?” CALL ENDED

@xxXthekevXxx

5 жыл бұрын

Nick290’s Russian Banana plot twist: nobody has guns in Britain

@LHoriginal

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxXthekevXxx well there is some shootings in the uk so it could possibly happen in a small case scenario

@ezraboren2069

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxXthekevXxx black market

@g.ferreira6745

5 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of ARVs?

@ragnar97

5 жыл бұрын

Well, first, police do have guns, regular cops just don't carry them around but others do. Secondly, it's quite unlikely someone would enter your house with a gun. Sure, people can get them in the black market but at an inflated price so most regular criminals can't really afford a gun. Essentially, 90% of criminals don't have guns and those who do usually are smugglers and dealers so they don't go around robbing people on the street or breaking into houses.

Hi gray! Could you please play more of The Long Dark? I LOVE that game, and the only way for I’m sure many of us to experience it is through videos like yours.

The thought of Gray being Married to a Real Life Woman is a Scary Ass Thought!!!!!

Imagine running a red light and then being chased down by 2 police officers on horseback with assault rifles. That would be amazing to see.

this is like a show from interdimensional cable from Rick and Morty

Gray I love your videos I have watched all of your thief simulator

"Two girls on a horse w/ ARs and a dog," along with "shotgun on a bike" are hands down two of the most exciting and concerning things I've ever heard.

He sounds more surprised when something works then he does when something goes horribly wrong

7:50 “illegal parking... send the helicopter” Lmao haha

12:56 Gray: Stay with me Girl: *insert Peppa hanging up on Suzie*

I thought at first this was a story was disturbed until I saw the KZread channel you just EARNED A SUBSCRIBER

13:01 am I the only one that's pretty freaked out about how the call just ends after she says that?

@abanasksj9686

3 жыл бұрын

Me, that was freaking scary.

"that's two girls and a dog on a horse"

I looked up the seizure thing and it said “don’t put anything in mouth” “don’t hold down” but you coincidentally did everything the opposite 😂

@501ststormtrooper9

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, it was Rabies. If I was her, I would’ve treated it appropriately by calling the Military.

The illegal parking send a helicopter part killed me

You Ignored Cats In Trees?! I'M TRIGGERED! GRAY SAVE THE CATS DAMMIT!

This is what I take my time to watch

"Team shotgun bicycle" should be a t-shirt.

I used to live in Anchorage, and it actually doesn't get as cold as you would think.

I like how he correctly guessed what not to do in an epileptic seizure

"Help Me Obiwan Kanobi, your my only hope"... Mam calm down, we are sending the BI-ke squad

@andrewzhang1290

5 жыл бұрын

Armastat hai I have the highgrund

YAY! You chose the city I live in! Wait. Oh God, what did you do to my city?

dude the stuff you do in the videos where you are curious if they die etc.. make me laugh so hard

I love Gray's laugh at 1:20, I keep cracking up 😂

I thought this was a r/nosleep story but then I saw who uploaded it lmao

0:01 is that face book some one is using face book at work!!

I enjoy your videos Bc you always do what you’re no supposed to do in the game

Two chick cops with M16s on a horse with a dog ... Someone please make this movie.

“Reporting, waiting for orders” is there a reason these are the exact same sound clips from Star Wars empire at war but with added static

May God be with those who had to pass thru the earthquake that just hit Anchorage.

@GrayStillPlays

5 жыл бұрын

Too true. It's wild that the day after I record this something like that happens.

@Enzorgullochapin

5 жыл бұрын

Keep Calm. zeus is in control, wait that's the weather: Poseidon, in Greek religion, god of the sea (and of water generally), earthquakes, and horses. ... Poseidon was a brother of Zeus, the sky god and chief deity of ancient Greece, and of Hades, god of the underworld.

@vid3964

5 жыл бұрын

I live here no one died

I've never watched your channel never knew you until this video and I love it so much that I subscribed. Dude if this video is half as funny as the rest then oh my God yes

7:13 Wow that response to the call. xD

2 K9s in a helicopter 😂😂😂

@DeZusVanMijnZus

4 жыл бұрын

ッLucky i laughed so hard. Probably fully trained police dogs too

As an epileptic, those were definitely horrible choices, lmao.

I usually don't like "Let's Play" videos, like, at all. Ever. But these are hilarious.

I didn’t see gray made this so I thought this was a story time type video xD

There’s a Robert: send the horses Illegal parking: SENT THE CHOPPER

@PHILMKD95

5 жыл бұрын

Bomb Diffusal Squads and Hazardous Materials Disposal Teams

@UGS4697

4 жыл бұрын

Well I guess for the illegal parking it would make the people who parked the car confused as to why a helicopter is there. Lol

“Illegal parking, send the helicopter.” 😂

Best thing, I live about 45min north of Anchorage and except for the horses, the crimes are fairly accurate LOL (Anchorage is a cesspool). GTS it. Seriously though, I've played this game as well and the map is actually quite an accurate representation of Anchorage. Great vids Gray!

1:15 wait your married? Huh, nice.

Alaska is not this bad I live here and it’s pretty chill -hahaha

"tell him you're on the phone with the cops". "Okay now give him money. That'll show him." Was really hoping he was going to pick "that's not an emergency. Threaten that cops are on their way. Cops change mind "ehh nevermind. Not an emergency. You look like a jerk now".

I love it everytime he says "alright"

The 2 ladies with assault weapons on horseback with their doggo companion... that deserves a sitcom, or an action movie.

Character: "Hello... My stomach hurts really bad" Me: *Continues call* Also me: Hmmm... All my ambulances are occupied so LETS GIVE HIM THE HELICOPTER

“Everyone gets killed” *no one gets killed*

6:29 "Is he still there with you" "He's left"

TIL running a red light is more serious than a kidnapping