The x ray one was spot on.

@tediousmaximus1067

Ай бұрын

Yes I've always loved the way the doctor puts on a lead-lined hazmat suit, closes three steel doors and ducks down while I stand there naked in my underwear.

@RevTox

Ай бұрын

I gained a distrust of doctors early on in life because of seeing things like this. They claim X-rays are completely harmless, but hide behind shields and vests. Of course, a couple of my early doctor visits included surprise shots they didn't warn me about, or the infamous, "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit." I always did better with a good detailed explanation that made sense and a solid warning if something was going to hurt a bit. By the time I was an adult, I knew not to trust doctors because they lie all the time. Shots hurt, especially if you aren't expecting it. X-rays can give you cancer and cause some other problems, although it's much like smoking. You'll probably be fine if you smoke a few times, but your chance of life-threatening problems increases as you are exposed to more of it. Also, far too many doctors jumped right on board with the whole "safe and effective" routine.

@glados4765

Ай бұрын

Because the rad tech literally endured hundreds of X-rays a day for years. Where as you, take a few just to find out you're a woman.

@RB-tz8kj

Ай бұрын

​@@tediousmaximus1067radiation is accumulative. If someone's job is to take x rays, obviously he/she is going to be exposed lots of time.

@emilinebelle7811

Ай бұрын

@@RB-tz8kj You’re right and the person you responded to is right. I love it when this happens.

Firetrucks are ACTUALLY water trucks! WOW! That is mind-blowing.

@HamburgerMolester

Ай бұрын

Wait until you realize that a near-miss is actually a near-hit. If something was nearly a miss, that means it hit.

@silencedmaxim5889

Ай бұрын

Actually it's water-moving

@rmoz2729

21 күн бұрын

More like water pumps.

I laugh whenever I walk by the full length mirror. Then I realize that's me. And I laugh even harder.

My struggle is chocolate chip cookies. I swear they communicate telepathicly.

@Cmon-Man

Ай бұрын

MMMMMMM Chocolate Chip Cookies 🍪 I gotta get some

@AndrewHollywood

Ай бұрын

I think we all felt that one. 😢

@GenericAccountVLR

Ай бұрын

Same.

@evilcarlonis9015

Ай бұрын

Buffalo wings or chili fries 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤

@diddannydoit

Ай бұрын

I new there were more out there.

Elton does quite like his Golden Balls .....

Someone sitting next to you gets me every time, especially in the restrooms at work. They’ll be empty stalls, you pick the end, and some other asshole picks the one next to you, even though there were other empty stalls not next to yours. As if I want to hear someone take a shit next to me…

@5ive69

Ай бұрын

Exactly

@galaxyride4944

Ай бұрын

Exactly

That otter is my spirit animal 😂

I am at this very moment "snackish otter".

0:01 The ones I gave directions to wound up in another state probably.

For the last 20 or more years.... ..... every time..... ... every single time.... I hear Elton John on the radio..... I turn it off.... or change the station. Life is good. ❤ I do that every time I hear perverts. 😊

@TP-yy3zx

Ай бұрын

It's SIR Elton John for you, peasant.

@1:27 That's so true because my phone is presently at 98% and I do have it plugged in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HamburgerMolester

Ай бұрын

Mine is at 94%. Been slacking off.

And then you end up using Door Dash to bring you a bunch of junk from 7-Eleven at 3x the price because you now REALLY want some snacks. Sigh.

If you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at

@ralfjansen9118

Ай бұрын

Yeah, and then your target won't complain 😅

0:16 - when your nan is actually Homelander!

Nice! Thanks for the laughs.

0:38 Give him the book Fahrenheit 451. Firemen in that book start fires.

@patrickr3400

Ай бұрын

A guy I was stationed with in the AF fire dept was also a volunteer in the local dept. He ended up getting arrested for setting fires on his days off just to be able to respond to them.

@firstcynic92

Ай бұрын

@@patrickr3400 Thats not at all the same. Thats arson.

@graciegj63

Ай бұрын

​@@patrickr3400 What a workaholic.

@soulwarrior7721

Ай бұрын

There was a movie about that too. Called "Back Draft". with Kurt Russel and a bunch of other big named people..

@firstcynic92

Ай бұрын

Apparently none of you have read Fahrenheit 451. That makes me sad. In that book all books are illegal.. Firemen in that book start fires of books that are found. They aren't arsonists.

Ok you guys outdid yourselves today 😂😂😂 thank you

I'm the snackish person.

I empathize with the last meme.

Especially love the memes 😂🤣

0:34 Firetrucks are NOT Water trucks. Water truck carries water, Firetruck does not carry water. If anything its a big Sprinkler on wheels.

@drydogg

Ай бұрын

Unless it's a fire department tanker truck. It has a tank, full of water.

@soulwarrior7721

Ай бұрын

@@drydogg Yeah like a Pool Water Truck.. A Tanker Truck that carries water is called a Water Truck lol.. Tanker that carries Fuel is called a Fuel Truck. Tanker that carries Milk is a Milk Truck. they are what they carry. And Firetrucks dont carry water.

@drydogg

Ай бұрын

@@soulwarrior7721 I think it would be neat if we brought back the Fire Truck, like the M4 Sherman Zippo variant.

@soulwarrior7721

Ай бұрын

@@drydogg Naw they have fire hydrants everywhere now.. No need to speed extra $ carrying around 20k pounds of water to put out a 2 bedroom house. Also think about how many Water Trucks you would need to put out a EV fire..

🤣🤣 thank you, I needed a good laugh!

The firetruck thing got me👌🏼

Pass the sick bucket...it’s Elton John.🤢🤮

I expected better memes from such a high quality channel

Every meme was actually very funny. Glad you changed up the music too.

For a second there I thought Elton & Roger were a couple ! 😳

Have a lovely weekend my sun

😅 loved these!

Oh man. I didn’t even realise firetrucks are watertrucks. My whole day is going to be a mess thinking about this. 😂

0:11 the battery becomes thinner my friend. Overcharging leads to battery degradation.

I sometimes give people the wrong directions. I feel somewhat guilty about that 😅

My doctor puts on a lead suit and hides in a room and looks through a window for my x-rays. I am wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt .

With obesity all the rage, I'm waiting for the inevitable sitcom, *Snackish*.

That last one was ME!

Brilliant!🤣

Does the army still have Green Goddess? In 2005, after waiting for 50 years for an emergency that never came, the UK's 1,000-strong fleet of Green Goddesses was stood down. The engines were passed to a specialist dealership in Lincolnshire, where they have been gradually sold off.16 Mar 2022

(1:15) True.

snack meme hits HARD!

What about "fire escape"? Shouldn't it be called "PEOPLE escape"? Because that's actually where the people... And it's not really the fire that... Never mind...

Could that otter be any cuter? They are such adorable creatures. We need more videos of them on the internet. Would work wonders to help de-stress everyone from the horrific state this world has become thanks to "progressive" policies.

It’s official. The Great Meme War II has officially begun.

funniest and the best convertible 😬

That's a coop not a car.

Thanks!

That x-ray meme... true (lol)

I’M TRAUMATIZED!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These memes are older than Biden.

The car was a coupe.

I tell myself all the time that talking to one's self... Is a sign of high intelligence. And then I laugh And laugh And then I remember they closed ALL the institutions. And the I laugh And I laugh And then I tell the people everything will be alllll right. I love and laugh on crowded elevator rides. Weeee

@kevinjosephcapistrano4315

Ай бұрын

I wish we were roommates 😂

Slow news day. This video:

Thats me on the train.... Aussies are weird

🕊❤️🕊 Peace and Love 🕊❤️🕊

🥴

Lots of fatty jokes in this one.. I'm not a foody, soooo... not so funny this time.

Lol, Carl.. even though you don't know anyone else, you're *still* not the funniest person you know.

The Beckham/John meme : w/t/f

David Beckham is Trans as well as "Sir" Elton john whom is now married to Princess Diana