🟣∆ [ is your objective clear young lady ]

@DrowningBlueberry

5 ай бұрын

👉no

@Null-iq5rj

5 ай бұрын

👎

@Diarrhea_Emperor

5 ай бұрын

​@@Null-iq5rj 😐

@Chris-gx1ei

5 ай бұрын

"You are not Adam, you said his line wrong!"

@user-uw9sn6xl3d

Ай бұрын

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO BEAT THIS SHIT 100% IN 2:00

This was actually going to originally be in Super Metroid but Nintendo was too scared of Weezer's sheer power

🎵Ooh wee ooh I look just like Samus Aran. Oh oh! And you're Adam Malcovitch. I don't care what they say about the Metroids. No I don't care about that!🎶 😅

@waynecarrjr.1187

2 ай бұрын

🎵 whats with these pirates stealing THE BABY why do they gotta front? what did i ever do to ridley that made him so violent? 🎶

This is how I want my future channel intro to sound 😂🤣

It's good to see some metroid fans out here😊

if you beat the game in exactly two minutes and 40 seconds, you get to see samus take off her suit to reveal she's actually british

@HoldenVontz

4 ай бұрын

how do i delete someone else's comment

Fellow Super Metroid enjoyer

That feels like a compliment.

I personally enjoyed Fusion.

@HoldenVontz

5 ай бұрын

wasnt a bad game and is only matched in tense atmosphere by dread, the linearity just threw people off, especially after zero mission and super

@Hex430

4 ай бұрын

Fusion's my favorite tbh, think it handles it's own atmosphere phenomenally

@Star_Mans_Legacy

4 ай бұрын

Literally I picked up the game like a few months ago and beat it on my DS Lite, that final boss was pretty awesome. But the ending is kind of bone chilling seeing as how the animals could be x parasites.

Fun fact by me: Metroid is actually a robot that Samus pilots within her ship. She has never once stepped foot outside and is a hermit.

@HoldenVontz

5 ай бұрын

Game overs can now be canon, she just sends in another robot

@elivcdxv1852

4 ай бұрын

​@@HoldenVontz all of her robots getting surgery in fusion

@HoldenVontz

4 ай бұрын

@@elivcdxv1852 all of them were destroyed in the crash at the beginning of fusion, now what about dread...

Somewhere in another universe. Jschlatt is screaming at the sight of another Weezer meme

Lovely!!!

Yo

Ayy lets go!

ffffffFFUUCKKK YYYESSSS

Oh no… what have you done…

When you fund tge Weezer suit

@emhooaryou698

4 ай бұрын

[Weezer Suit] Allows Samus to stay relevant after multiple decades. Secret Effect: If Samus is wearing the Weezer Suit at the end of the game, she removes her helmet to reveal that she looks just like Buddy Holly.

If jshart plays moded Metroid this needs to be included

Weezus

@HoldenVontz

5 ай бұрын

Seezer

Blud think she's in the same team

Lmfaooo

Fun fact: Samus-the main character of the Metroid franchise-has a ?u$$¥

@HoldenVontz

5 ай бұрын

hes also know for his inability to crawl

@xMister.Misterx

5 ай бұрын

@@HoldenVontz you just misgendered Samus 😦

@pugglypugger4807

Ай бұрын

​@@HoldenVontz Y can't Metroid crawl?

@HoldenVontz

Ай бұрын

@@pugglypugger4807 I dont know pugglypugger4807. I dont know :(

Samus would tower over them though lol

@HoldenVontz

5 ай бұрын

was gonna make her bigger but she covered up the other members too much and it looked awkward... as standing next to a 6 foot 3 woman with huge shoulders should look

@AL-jg4pr

5 ай бұрын

@@HoldenVontz Fair

Whats with the fucking Weezer memes?

@HoldenVontz

Ай бұрын

@@BalanceHeroSMTfunie incel band

Terrible.

@FallenZoey_AntiPhile

2 ай бұрын

Stfu Weezer and Metroid are masterpieces

I hate how it sort of matches 💀