The actual reason why Jotaro sent Koichi to Italy.

@Abdullahsalakyum

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we couldn't have other jojos stealing the main charectars kill

@valentds

Жыл бұрын

@@Abdullahsalakyum he tried on part 6 too pucci: but your daughter will die too jotaro: ksoooooooooooooo

@treeguardien

Жыл бұрын

Josuke would be beating everyone's ass.

@tyrfxl5361

Жыл бұрын

Josuke would get dropped by king crimson

@louisfrites_randomworld

Жыл бұрын

That’s actually a valid theory

Joseph: "I'll never forgive the Japanese" Josuke: "I'll never forgive the Italians"

@eldaxeruskalocraw4213

Жыл бұрын

We just need a JoJo to never forgive the Germans and we'd have the Axis trilogy

@lukefox3330

Жыл бұрын

@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 oh ffs

@syvysarvida5164

Жыл бұрын

Like father, like son

@MaximumHeresey

Жыл бұрын

CIRCLE OF LIFE

@sumansaxena2277

Жыл бұрын

@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 We'll never forgive the Nazis!

Giorno: "lol your hair's weird" Also Giorno: *literally has 3 donuts on the forehead*

@jorunojobana568

Жыл бұрын

It's *BIZZARE*

@britanskyblockmango-sussyb1165

Жыл бұрын

*canons

@HaroldoPinheiro-OK

Жыл бұрын

*turbines

@Hollowknight43

Жыл бұрын

joughnuts*

@Sinneti

Жыл бұрын

their brothers so of course they both gonna have weird hair

> Enters Italy > Beats up the guy he's looking for > Rampage around Italy like a maniac beating people up > Steal the main villains ability and kill him > Leave

@parry3439

Жыл бұрын

Stardust Crusaders be like

@rotanux

Жыл бұрын

@@parry3439 lmao

@harikeshraguraman2644

Жыл бұрын

What a chad

@Batman1775gs

Жыл бұрын

>horse walks in

@theuniverse5173

Жыл бұрын

​@@parry3439 true

Funny how Josuke's hairstyle is more normal than most part 5's characters' ones

@RyZe0.13

5 ай бұрын

Fr

@pokemonmaster321let

4 ай бұрын

Speaking facts

@Cap_Briggsy

4 ай бұрын

Bucciarati has his Edna hair and Giorno has that donut looking ass hair.

@Mayozxii

4 ай бұрын

Fugo,narancia and mista without their hats, secco (probably)

@BurakKumral

3 ай бұрын

​@@Cap_Briggsywhat about narancia

When you've already completed the game and play the story mode again with a character you unlocked.

@Complete_Stranger7050

Жыл бұрын

Lego Star Wars Complete Edition

@Ref461

Жыл бұрын

Free play unlocked

@TheRealNexusPlayzz

Жыл бұрын

@Fabiol Migue boba feet XD

@isaiahlozano5301

Жыл бұрын

@@Complete_Stranger7050 Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

@quasimodokiwi1500

Жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, there’s a JoJo fan game called the 7th Stand User, and there so happens to be a similar case where you play the story of Part 3 with Josuke

“Crazy Diamond: King Crimson” caught me off guard lol

@citrusity222

Жыл бұрын

I had to rewind that part just to understand what he ment and I love it

@Jonathan-lz7fp

Жыл бұрын

@@citrusity222 what did he mean??😂

@citrusity222

Жыл бұрын

@@Jonathan-lz7fp nah trust me you heard it right

@Symonch_

Жыл бұрын

Joestar's family secret weapon

@danf1025

Жыл бұрын

ngl it makes sense cause diavolo breaks time and im assuming josuke is just repairing it for himself or something

In Morioh, people insults your hair. In Italy, people admires your hair. In Germany, the hair insults you.

@yiantheproxd5415

Жыл бұрын

In north Korea, hair kill you

@yiantheproxd5415

Жыл бұрын

And in Russia you are the hair

@RetroMaverick

Жыл бұрын

@Gemstone We say Our Hair

@Sussy_baka_wheat

Жыл бұрын

@@RetroMaverick Your hair is nice No OUR HAIR

@t0ny-starK

Жыл бұрын

In Ohio you insult your hair

I love how Josuke Used the secret Joestar technique: Saying "So it's the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond."

@britanskyblockmango-sussyb1165

Жыл бұрын

*higashikata

@Melo460

Жыл бұрын

How many secret joestar technique 2 right? Or are there others?

@rayankhan4327

Жыл бұрын

More really secret Jotaro technique, because he's the only one who used it.

@decade4984

Жыл бұрын

It's a Secret Kujo Technique, despite him being Higashikata, he still used it with no problem

@AzraelAstray

Жыл бұрын

Kujo

Josuke did what Jotaro did in part 3, he punched really hard.

@El_Narrador_404

Жыл бұрын

Crazy diamond is like a pink Starplatinum with Spartan armor.

@TravelerCat_

Жыл бұрын

​​@@El_Narrador_404 it looks like a dialed down version of the world tbh except the time stop and it's blue

"I'd turn you old, but your hairstyle is already out of date" that one got me xD and i know he says it in the game, it's just hilarious

@AdawaShiwani

6 ай бұрын

Cold line fr

@sergiocirstea124

2 ай бұрын

That line straight up barbecued Josuke damn!

He's just like his nephew He wins if he's pissed off enough

@aokyoutsuki7744

Жыл бұрын

...uncle, oh wait wow he really would be mr kujos uncle

@Reverse_Spider_Parker_SH

Жыл бұрын

@@aokyoutsuki7744 yeah he's Joseph's son that's younger than his nephew lol

@mathisanidioticsport6969

Жыл бұрын

@@Reverse_Spider_Parker_SH it’s quite… bizarre

@gun443g

Жыл бұрын

@@mathisanidioticsport6969 its jojo "bizarre" adventure wdym

@mathisanidioticsport6969

Жыл бұрын

@@gun443g I’m pretty sure Jotaro says it’s bizarre when he explains this to Josuke.

To be completely honest, I think the whole josuke moving in diavolo’s skipped time actually makes some sort of sense. Since crazy diamond can turn things back to their original state, it makes sense that he could fix the time that diavolo breaks apart.

@Bigbirdiscool

Жыл бұрын

Oh god, so Josuke was the optimal counter the whole time?!?!???!!!

@reds6832

Жыл бұрын

Or use the ancient technique

@bloodangel19

11 ай бұрын

Diavolo meeting Dio in hell: so there was this japanesse dude who could move during my time manipulation.....

@Stic_k10

11 ай бұрын

litterally Crazy Diamond Requiem

@robloxchad8284

9 ай бұрын

​@@bloodangel19Dio: First time?

Oh, now I see why Jotaro didn't ask Josuke to go to Italy instead 😂

@randyrandom3358

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a Josuke who doesn't care about his hair

@dalongiedits6996

Жыл бұрын

@@randyrandom3358 a normie

@Kosaku-kawajiri

Жыл бұрын

@@randyrandom3358 part 8 Josuke

@cheemsper173

Жыл бұрын

@@Kosaku-kawajiri He wore a hat

@Kosaku-kawajiri

Жыл бұрын

@@cheemsper173 so he dont care about his hair because he hide it, so he dont care if the hair is messy or not

Josuke: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Everyone in Italy: We can't insult your hair without getting closer.

@user-ok5gz3kc7c

Жыл бұрын

:josuke: ez

I, Josuke Higashikata, has a wonderful hair.

@calicobagels

Жыл бұрын

**insert hair insult**

@toazethegecko

Жыл бұрын

Fabulous hair indeed

@BowlOfChili2

Жыл бұрын

**he doesn't**

@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s

Жыл бұрын

@Trustworthynight what you Talking about my hair

@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s

Жыл бұрын

@Trustworthynight if is was a video I say the 𝙉 word and you and the video will be cancelled 𝙉𝙞-the and kzread.info/dash/bejne/ln2m0MucnMKYZrA.html

Amazing, it's been 5 years and Josuke still wears his school uniform

@Poyoore

Жыл бұрын

Drip

@abrahammesrajecorrea2349

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be 3? DiU happens in '98 while VA happens in '01. So it would be 3 years.

@mackback319

9 ай бұрын

​@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349it'd be 2 i think, because uhhjhhhh 1999 bizarre summer

@liamrileyborres

5 ай бұрын

@@mackback319lol

@mystrenula3911

4 ай бұрын

​@@abrahammesrajecorrea234999

We really need more "what if another jojo was in part 1-8" it's just a good idea

Josuke being part of Passione would be so interesting and fun actually...

@abrahammesrajecorrea2349

Жыл бұрын

I can only imagine his trip back home after he encounters an Italian at Morioh airport and did the same Joseph did with a Japanese. Tomoko: so Josuke, how were your vacations in Italy? Did you have fun? Josuke: not really... most of the Italians I met there just mocked my hairstyle and I barely made any friends. Hardly a great time there, mom... Tomoko: oh, really?... because I think you had lots of fun back there... isn't that right, mr. "Japanese delinquent that started beating people up in Italy became boss of a big mafia organization and before leaving, he banned all drugs"?! Josuke: WHA-? W-what do you mean, mo- Tomoko: don't give me that crap, Josuke. You think even with your face blurred on TV, I wouldn't recognize your damn hairstyle?! Josuke: I-I can explain it- Tomoko: oh, yeah?! Why don't you try to explain yourself back home while I beat you to a pulp for abandoning your home and becoming a mafia boss in some other country?!

@Nagitoes-

4 ай бұрын

Him and nara would be such good buddies

Josuke: so it's the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond Diavolo: NANIIIIIII!!!!!!!

I just like how diavolo dies so this is technically considered canon

The fact that in the manga jotaro mentions briefly that if he sent josuke he would to much trouble makes this a alternate route

Everyone in Italy: What a weird hair you got there *1 week passes* Everyone in Italy: Wow, what a cool hair

7:13 gotta love how 25 seconds worth of punches from josuke is way more light than diavolos original death

@ProjjectDelta.

Жыл бұрын

I mean obviously, Diavolo died, so its cannon.

@Kosaku-kawajiri

Жыл бұрын

Yep, Diavolo have the worst luck of all JoJo vilains, and i think giorno shold be on part 8 not part 5 It will be cool WOU vs GER

@boblosgamog7078

Жыл бұрын

​@@Kosaku-kawajiri wou would beat ger

@Kosaku-kawajiri

Жыл бұрын

@@boblosgamog7078 you dont know, everthing is just teory, no one knows all the potencial of ger.

@boblosgamog7078

Жыл бұрын

GER can only reverse actions. This makes any active attack completely null. Void. Zero. But Wonder of U isnt doing anything. Wonder of U isnt attacking, isnt moving, isnt doing anything. The universe itself twists and turns passively to Tooru and his stand, with the sole purpose to furfill Toorus bidding. “He” isnt the one doing anything, the universe itself is doing it. It isnt an action, so GER cant reverse it.

"better part 5 doesnt exist" better part 5:

6:44 josuke took seriously jotaro's teachings on how to steal a skill

Bruh how hard is it to just not insult someone's hair 😭 especially Josuke's hair

I like how he merged two videos together. The later half is from “Josuke speedruns Italy” or something like that lol

i like how all jouske needs to do to win is to get his hair insulted

@thephantom8043

Жыл бұрын

Yba rage mode

@Lightdragon773

Жыл бұрын

Hair raged Josuke could clear MiH Pucci

@sushiesushie5004

Жыл бұрын

@@Lightdragon773 he can heaven ascended dio

Josuke soloing golden wind in 8 minutes simply because of hair insults. glorious

Bro it is scary How i imagine Crazy diamond Requiem be

@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s

Жыл бұрын

Is 𝙲 𝚁 𝙰 𝚉 𝚈

@eduardoxinglin

Жыл бұрын

@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s lol

@kringeynoty2217

Жыл бұрын

If Josuke have Requiem, he can fixing everything even himself

@lukazgarza4075

Жыл бұрын

@@kringeynoty2217 In sight of how powerful GE requiem is, I would think that he can revert even things like effect caused by stands, included time stop or time skip..: So he would be able to do something like in the video lol Also GER seems to have improved abilities on it's own, apart from the powers that the requiem gave him. However it's really hard to know what could a requiem be, because it doesn't seems to be related to the original power from the stand at all. In josuke case I could imagine something like what I mentioned earlier however, because that might be his desire.

@V2GAMINGBRUH

Жыл бұрын

Remember the req arrow has the power to choose the user out of their worthiness, so it would just go straight up flying into crazy diamond if it ever sees Josuke

6:06 love how thats an actual asbr voice line lmao

@mystrenula3911

4 ай бұрын

​@@Monsoon__josuke has a move where he enters an enraged state, and to cause it every character has a line insulting his hair

We can't ignore Bruno's comment on Josuke's hair in 4:20.. right?

ok I'm a bit late to the party, but can we just admire how much effort and time he dedicated into this much editing for an entire 8 MINUTES!?!? Wow, this guy got some real good skills.

i love seeing josuke beating up people because of his hair lmao

I love how Josuke just casually kills the leader (along with many members) of a powerful mafia simply because they all insulted his hair.

Giorno: *Your hair is weird* *Three donuts on forehead* Pesci: *Your hair is weird* *Head is literally a pineapple* Shigechi: *Your hair is weird* *Bald with spikes on his head* Polnareff: *Your hair is weird* *Head looks like a cup* Diavolo: *Your hair is weird* *Pink, meaning he's more feminine* Ghiaccio: *Your hair is weird* *Hair literally are pretzels* Pucci: *Your hair is weird* *Bald with hair growing from his back* Okuyasu: *Your hair is weird* *Same as Josuke* Rohan: *Your hair is weird* *Head looks like a chocolate wrapper* Foo Fighters: *Your hair is weird* *Doesnt even look like hair, just a cap* Weather Report: *Your hair is weird* *Hair made out of wool with horns growing* Jonathan: *Your hair is weird but I am sorry people do have their own preferences right?* *Happy Josuke*

@yureiotakughost9464

8 ай бұрын

Diavolo has watermelon seeds in his hair

@casualenjoyer5785

5 ай бұрын

Jonathan is a wholesome man, Josuke just can't get mad at him.

@JotaroKujoh

4 ай бұрын

lolll ghiacchio’s usual hair looks like the gomu gomu fruit

@Cap_Briggsy

4 ай бұрын

No no, Diavolo: *Your hair is wierd* *Has strawberry yogurt for hair*

@ScoutThoughtOfAnimating

4 ай бұрын

Rohan's hair is more of a paintbrush

You should make another video about Josuke speedrun part 3 & part 6 just like you did earlier! Coz it is so freaking hilarious!!!! 😂

@Symonch_

Жыл бұрын

Dio: oh, you're approaching me? Instead of fixing that dumb haircut you're appr- Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND, THE WORLD!!! Proceeds to dorararara

Josuke really is my favourite joestar. I like the stand, his personality, haircut :), his JP and GER dub. This is just great

5:14 Bucciarati's face is priceless lol

I was very sad, when Josuke wasn't in part 5 , now I am happy 😅

He Heal He Attacks Mostly he likes Hair

@skittleboi1193

Жыл бұрын

He Heals He Attack But most of all If you insult his hair there's no coming back

Yes, JosUke is my favorite Jojo and Shining Diamond is my favorite stand, but have you ever though that Deadly Queen Chomp the Soil is a Requiem just like Golden Wind requiem?

@pc_suffering6941

Жыл бұрын

AHHHH, NOT AGAIN. IT'S WEAKER THAN REAL REQUIEMS AND THE ARROW PIERCED KIRA, NOT KQ

@aidan7525

Жыл бұрын

TRUE, SO TRUE

@DaDucko12

Жыл бұрын

there is no way in hell Killer Queen Bites the Dust is localized to Deadly Queen Chomp the Soil istg if it is im flipping out im googling it

@Buckload

Жыл бұрын

Your choice of stand names anger me more than Diavolo

@chaosticbraindo

Жыл бұрын

bro people are about to make you bite the soil with Deadly Queen for using that name lol

Josuke just one shotting people who insults he's hair is too crazy enough 💀💀💀

I, Josuke Higashikata, will save Morioh.

@rebleed2424

Жыл бұрын

@@Trustworthynightjosuke gonna come get you anytime soon

I see why they didn't put josuke in part5. He would've solo everybody

@jhastinlawrencebangayan2367

Жыл бұрын

Cause koichi is a reliable guy 🌝

no one needed this kind of content, but we deserve it.

@randyrandom3358

Жыл бұрын

You mean no one deserved this kind of content, but we needed it?

6:37 Main villains hate this one simple trick

@ThatOneCarrot_

6 ай бұрын

So it's the same type of stand ...

He can beat up anyone since he can just fix them later. Wonderful powa.

We demand part two of this masterpiece

I still wondering how crazy diamond requiem would be look like.

Proscciuto: your hair is funky Pesci, the pineaple head who's been following him the whole mission:

Man Imagine Josuke with messy Hair he would be hot Hotsuke

@kadacraftbakanamanpatulong162

Жыл бұрын

I like monkeys

@lukazgarza4075

Жыл бұрын

Wdym?? he's aldready hot???????

@yamete_kudasai6969

Жыл бұрын

so you saying he's not hot enough with his current hair? he'll probably be knocking at your door soon

@BruhBot-jp8ev

Жыл бұрын

@@yamete_kudasai6969 knock knock knocking on heaven's door

5:35 i swear- the way narancia was ragdolled-

when bro popped the tire, I thought he was gonna go ballistic and pick the car up

Everything is incredibly easy with Josuke and his overwhelming power.

giorno insults josukes hair josuke: crazy diamond act 2 requiem

so Josuke became the boss faster than giorno

Alternate title: josuke solo’s jojo characters

"So it's the same type of stand as Crazy diamond" -Not the wise man

the editing on this is insane you did such a great job!

0:57 that editing gave me brain damage, I love it.

and this is why in Italy there's so many people with the same hairstyle as Josuke

It's all fun and game untill someone says *"your hair looks like steak"* Wait... Someone is knocking at my door....

@Ben-fy8wf

Жыл бұрын

I suggest moving to Pluto, no actually just remove yourself from existence to even escape this man

0:42 So the guy who has three donuts in his hair, insults someone else’s hair. He’s made a grave mistake…

@Lorgatic

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

1:06 that’s how golden wind ended early

Nothing can stop josuke he has beautiful hair so i wont get heavenly punched

"so its the same type of stand as crazy diamond" im dying😂😂😂😂😂

As an Italian I can confirm that many guys have hair very similar to Josuke

The idea of Josuke just speedrunning Part 5 out of sheer hair-rage amp is immensely hilarious. Also, I wonder what Giorno is doing this whole time.

@gort720

4 ай бұрын

Most likely recovering from his hair-related injury

I like how you put a black screen to make it 8 minutes for the extra ad

He just soloed whole 5 part 🥲

The barrage was so powerful Crazy Diamond's arms turned green for a split moment

DAM IT JOSUKE I WAS DRINKING WOTIR THE PART HE KILLED ALL THE GANG GOT ME SO BAD 💀

"OI Minecraft ha-" Minecraft Kid 2016-2023

I almost feel like Diavolo asked a genuine question💀

5:27 Every last one of them got beat up!!! That was Funny!!

The reason why Jotaro chose Koichi instead of Josuke. He entirely forgot to find Dio's son

Like a wise man once said, "If diavolo dies it's canon"

@sergiocirstea124

Ай бұрын

Indeed.

alternate title: josuke beats up all part 5 roster

bro punched diavolo so hard my wifi crashed

"So Its The Same Type Of Stand As Crazy Diamond"

Josuke really pulled the ''so it's the same type of stand as crazy diamond,, thing

Golden winds will be even better with Josuke.

Josukes rages transcends reality

Now I'm waiting for Okuyasu to visit Italy.

Josuke: I shall obliterate anyone who insults my hair

I LOVE IT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! THE 7 PAGE DORA IS BEAUTIFUL TOO!

fun fact Josuke's stand ability is actually insta kill anyone who makes fun of his hair

I'm disappointed that Josuke didnt get so pissed off he simply ignored king crimson's ability

@Magi_H2U

Жыл бұрын

Likely b/c Josuke learned how to endure the insults after receiving them from very person he met in Part 5 until at the very end against the villain and this led to a satisfying victory for Josuke.

@TotallyHarmlessMagician

Жыл бұрын

If im not mistaken when josuke fights rohan, heavens door doesnt work because josuke is too mad to realize theres a drawing, imagine if that happened there aswell, josuke gets so mad he doesnt realized time was erased and proceeds to ignore it 💀

that editing was mindblowing

To be fair, the pompadour hairstyle WAS greatly popular amongst ItalianAmericans and even amongst Italians back in the 50s-60s

Alternative title: josuke Speedrun Italy

1:20 this scene is so SUS

Prosciutto didn't say an insult, he said that it was Out of date only

Josuke became Jotaro for a second lol And he did 7 page dora

Josuke gets more pissed off the more someone insults his hair So crazy diamond is the same type of stand as ebony devil

As Diavolo died, I can say that this video is indeed canon.

6 page crazy beatdown from Josuke

BREAKING NEWS: Everyone in Italy beaten up for insulting this random kid's weird hair. *Distantly* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!