Evil Josuke be like “You’re right. My hair really is stupid!”

@Another_Hibiki

Жыл бұрын

Someone compliments Evil Josuke hair "What the fuck did you said about my hair!?!"

@josukehigashikata86

Жыл бұрын

1:19 so this me is the evil me

@dragonslayermasterornstein83

Жыл бұрын

"This dude saved my life but...I don't think replicating his hair is a good way to appreciate him."

@liontamer0012

Жыл бұрын

@@josukehigashikata86 So that means same type of stand...

@dannynova3512

Жыл бұрын

Evil josuke hair hater: YOUR HAIR IS GOOD!

"I'd turn you old, but your Hairstyle is already out of date" Prosciutto killed it💀

@stegaflores0618

Жыл бұрын

Funny Valentine literally planning on making Josuke's hairstyle illegal 💀

@exaid0556

Жыл бұрын

And then he himself was killed.

@LordTyph

Жыл бұрын

4suke: You just gave me permission to stop your aging permanently.

@darkmatter9643

Жыл бұрын

I took a sharp inhalation upon hearing that one

@LordTyph

Жыл бұрын

@@stegaflores0618 four seconds later, FV's life was made illegal.

Josuke: “your hair looks stupid” Josuke also: “it’s your hair too stupid.” Then they both get angry

@Finchyay

Жыл бұрын

Josuke 1: What the fuck did you just say about your hair!? Josuke 2: What the fuck did I just say about my hair!? Both Josukes: What the fuck did we just say about our hair!? *Universe implodes*

@Darkoriax17

Жыл бұрын

…If I remember right. There was a way to get that to happen if both players perform it at the right time as Josuke.

@garfieldunderpants9914

Жыл бұрын

@@Darkoriax17 it's a counterattack

@SteelShroom256

Жыл бұрын

Now I want to see two Josukes angrily stomping towards each other.

@NoelJohnCarlo

Ай бұрын

That's basically Surface as Josuke Higashikata

I love how everyone else puts out actual insults and Giorno just goes "Nice hair but mines better"

@kamilslup7743

Жыл бұрын

Same for kakyoin

@willropa4226

14 күн бұрын

Johnny: "I love your hair!" Josuke: "TF YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!"

Pet Shop: bird noises Josuke: “And I took offense to that”

@GhostWithAGun69

Жыл бұрын

he knows every hair insult in the world

@davinlee3412

Жыл бұрын

You mean 'He took that personally'.

@Double-CHEEKEDUP

Жыл бұрын

Like Shaggy,both of them can understand a single word in every language, probably not known to even man yet

@suoerfucker2000

Жыл бұрын

I speak Egyptian eagle, it said that he's seen prettier nests in the middle of the desert

@Pacmau01

Жыл бұрын

@@suoerfucker2000 ROFLMAO! That's actually a pretty darn insult.

Every other fighter: Your hair is trash Funny Valentine: YOUR HAIR SO BAD I'M BANNING THAT SHIT!

@racist-android.

Жыл бұрын

Johnny:cool and crazy hair :)

@blackslacker8829

Жыл бұрын

@@racist-android. it was a sacarsm

@echoorionjett8803

Жыл бұрын

@@racist-android. it was a sarcastic comment. like how he did to Gyros awful pizza mozarella song

@nosu5530

Жыл бұрын

Trish: confusing screming

@mitkokatrandviev9912

Жыл бұрын

@@echoorionjett8803 ahem... What the hell did you just say about the best song by the hit artist gyro zeppeli?

“Well, look at that! A head not even a mother could love!” That’s fucked up, Joseph.

@Drip_Vader

Жыл бұрын

The irony here has developed it's own stand power

Josuke didn't actually understand Iggy, he just felt the aura of the dog's sheer audacity.

@ironwraith852

Жыл бұрын

I don’t like this [Dog], it’s smug aura mocks me.

@Neogears1312

Жыл бұрын

The audacity of this literal bitch.

@wildrook

Жыл бұрын

...And Iggy has been known to fart in faces after chewing hair.

@SteelShroom256

Жыл бұрын

"I don't like the way you're looking at my hair, mutt!"

@AWholeLegionary

Жыл бұрын

​@@wildrook "He eats coffee flavored... Gum. What a cool and wacky character!"

“A head not even a mother could love” unironically hurts coming from Joseph

@JapetoYT

Жыл бұрын

True

@sticklyboi

Жыл бұрын

father why

@BenetteG

Жыл бұрын

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

@AgentMulder120

Жыл бұрын

Yea that actually made me feel like shit lmao Joseph's an asshole for saying that considering Tomoko lovingly raised Josuke all by herself (maybe some help from her dad) and raised him correctly, evident by how kind and loving he is to people he cares about, anger issues aside. Bro's projecting (sorry for Many Words I just love Josuke a lot lmao)

@termonus1150

Жыл бұрын

Apparently a father couldn’t love it either

The fact that Josuke heard the narrator’s voice when fighting Baoh, shows how poweful Josuke is when someone messes with his hair

@Zerorenren4761

Жыл бұрын

He also understood Iggy and Pet Shop insulting his hair in animal language

@jessicavandam7132

Жыл бұрын

@@Zerorenren4761 Josuke. The Man Who Defies Languages

@sv32099

Жыл бұрын

@@jessicavandam7132 noone gets to disrespect the do! No matter the language, species, or out of universe narrators

@nihilistcoomergang7046

Жыл бұрын

He can fucking sense the universe throwing shade

@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew

Жыл бұрын

He may not be the strongest base Jojo but once someone insults his hair his power just rises to infinite

At 2:13 the panic and urgency in Trish's voice is so funny she is so shocked she had to yell at him not once but three times.

@LeinRa-Reaction

Жыл бұрын

Trish is very into fashion, it realy tells how terrible his hair is in her standard

@darkmatter9643

Жыл бұрын

It’s like the hair is going to kill her, which it probably will indirectly

@WoeUponThee

Жыл бұрын

It’s funny because Josuke and Trish’s hairstyles are pretty similar in some aspects.

@oof3479

Жыл бұрын

@@WoeUponThee They are both pompadour

@JugularJohn

Жыл бұрын

Trish loves fashion. To her, that hair is practically a sin

Iggy's voice doesn't have the reverb effect so I like to imagine he suddenly started speaking out loud to specifically insult Josuke's hair

@asewuibv2

Жыл бұрын

ok but then how the hell did josuke hear baoh's narrator

@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer

Жыл бұрын

@@asewuibv2 the disembodied voice is real also hi ase

@asewuibv2

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer hello pub

@mr.nexalm5632

Жыл бұрын

Woof woof your hair sucks

@demi-femme4821

Жыл бұрын

Iggy studied human biology in order to make vocal cords with The Fool, specifically so that he could insult people.

I like to think that josuke hate hair insult so much that he straight up learned every language, human or non human, in order to detect and punish every hair insult

@Lightdragon773

Жыл бұрын

He probably made Rohan have him learn every language before he beat his ass again

@Yurigabriel425

Жыл бұрын

Então o josuke pode falar a lingua dos passaros

@josukehigashikata86

Жыл бұрын

Y e s .

@josephochoa9861

Жыл бұрын

@@josukehigashikata86 what did you do after everyone insulted your hair?

@josukehigashikata86

Жыл бұрын

@@josephochoa9861 You know how it ends..

You know it’s some shit when… - Animals - DIO - Your nephew (Jotaro) - Your Grandma (Lisa-Lisa) - Your Great Grandfather (Jonathan) - Your Grand Niece (Jolyne) - A 15 y/o Grand-Uncle Mafia Boss (Giorno) - Ancient Vampires - A mentally ill Mafia Boss - The 23rd President of an Alternate Universe - Some Distant Relative from another universe (Johnny) - Speedwagon - Trish And YOU, yourself, tells you that your hair is bad

@DaakkuuYRS

Жыл бұрын

And worst of all, his father....

@wilfridekoue1405

Жыл бұрын

@@DaakkuuYRS and a younger version of his father as well

@annalizamanjares9084

Жыл бұрын

And your author, and someone who isnt technically a jojo

@adam622500

Жыл бұрын

I dont know if Giorno is his Great Uncle or his half great Uncle. He is the son of DIO but made with the body of Jonathan, I assume Giorno probably have Joestar DNA and DIO DNA 🤣

@kingmari_1826

Жыл бұрын

@@adam622500 That is correct actually: because Giorno shares Johnathan’s visible genes (green eyes, purple Joestar birthmark) they are dubbed a distance relative basically

Giorno and Kakyoin, as polite as they are, basically saying "your hair's not that bad, but mine's definitely look better"

I just want to appreciate that Trish sounds genuinely afraid of Josukes hair

Prosciutto’s completely caught me off guard. I didn’t expect his insult to be that funny

@HashiNuke

Жыл бұрын

Roasted loll

@jackluffy7914

Жыл бұрын

Same with Gyro😂

@b-bruuuh3142

Жыл бұрын

For me the best insultls are prociutto, okuyasu, funny valentine and kosaku kawajiri (btd kira)

@karaoconnoraliasraidra

Жыл бұрын

My favorite was Diego’s.

@dirtydan4519

Жыл бұрын

@@karaoconnoraliasraidra why? His insult was basic af

God, I love how the charcaters just go from childishly joking about his hair to genuinely getting pissed off from the sight of it.

@caderyan07

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget literally making it illegal

@Montesama314

Жыл бұрын

Trish stands out to me as she sounds particularly alarmed, as if the literal fashion police are going to knock down her door any minute.

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

Yukako really went, “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it” 💀

@fivepainbbles

Жыл бұрын

Trish sounds scared for her life

@vokedrious

Жыл бұрын

Hermes' line feels more like a direct insult to Josuke, not to his hair

I like how Kakyoin doesn't really make fun of it but basically says his hair is better. What an angel

@serenegenerally

Жыл бұрын

I mean Koichi wasn’t even trying to insult him, but then again it sounds a bit off putting 😭

@bobandmrmecaleb5873

Жыл бұрын

​@@serenegenerallyright? It's just sounds like: "You sure you wanna rock that cut? Pretty sure it's really old by now."

1:08 now hold on he has a point

@darylspeaks6431

Жыл бұрын

XD

@hasanbhama4944

Жыл бұрын

Yes he speaks facts

@thegirlofmanyfandoms99

Жыл бұрын

Spitting straight facts

Gotta love how josukes toxic to himself

@Jaddoc

Жыл бұрын

basically, on the deep, very very deep of his heart. He doesn't like it at all

@grid9521

Жыл бұрын

“That’s some effed up hair”

@liontamer0012

Жыл бұрын

@Jaddoc That's not how it works. You can love owning something, but might simply dislike the guy imitating you.

@akatsukigajou1639

Жыл бұрын

@@Jaddoc nope this is just a fever dream he had since theres no such thing as josuke from a parralel world.

@akatsukigajou1639

Жыл бұрын

@@liontamer0012 "correct" -sheldon j.plankton

2:24 I know he can't be talking with that devil fruit looking ah haircut 💀

@Cinnaschticks

Жыл бұрын

I WAS WONDERING WHY IT LOOKED FAMILIAR... 🤣

@notfabio9858

Жыл бұрын

I know exactly who you’re talking about without even seeing that part of the video yet lmao

@Picmanreborn

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😭😭😂😂😭

@Maskedmaniac282

Жыл бұрын

Devil fruit looking ah hair cut 💀💀💀💀

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

My dumbass thought it looked like the top of an igloo at first, but now I can’t unsee it LMAO

1:47 I love how the firefighter runs away

@Ch3rrytr33sbl00ming

Жыл бұрын

he knew what was about to go down

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

Bro already knew the drill 💀

@misterjersey5460

Жыл бұрын

TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING

2:14 I love how Trish sounds genuinely disgusted about how outdated Jouske's hair is

@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle

7 ай бұрын

It's in character with how she acted when she felt Mista smell

@randy_hato

2 ай бұрын

fits her character somehow

Funny valentine straight up: **I gotta make that hair illegal now**

@GhostWithAGun69

Жыл бұрын

that haircut became a war crime in 3 seconds, josuke making a warcrime world speedrun

@Hifeco

Жыл бұрын

1984

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

I thought Valentine was gonna say some shit like, “I’ve looked through every known universe, and can’t find one person that likes your hair.”

@Subugugito

Жыл бұрын

@@sophisticatedmoai9740 me when someone comments first:

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

@@Subugugito Facts though

The fact my boy stayed in that pose to get insulted by the entire cast in various locations is just depressing and amazing at the same time.

@pakkuman1

Жыл бұрын

He's just memorizing voices, so he knows exactly who to go after later for insulting his hair.

@Lightdragon773

Жыл бұрын

He has enough rage build up to rival the Hulk

@MartezAnims

Жыл бұрын

Marvel: Josuke kills the Universe

Of all of the insults, Wamuu's feels somehow the gentlest and politest roasting 🤣 "That hairstyle is laughable,"

@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc

Жыл бұрын

And then there are Kakyoin and Giorno saying "My hair > your hair"

I love how this Implies that a completely inexplicable phenomenon occurs Jojo characters treat it like it is just another Tuesday but as soon as they see a pompadour they gotta pause and insult it

Idk why but, Giornos first time mentioning his own hair 😂 got me

@nerotrius9630

Жыл бұрын

🥩 vs 🍩🍩🍩

@dreamiinotdream730

Жыл бұрын

Crunching numbers, I’ll get back to you

@monseleiton7461

Жыл бұрын

@@nerotrius9630 more like 🥾 vs 🍩🍩🍩 Hold on, someone's knocking at my door-

@TheMathtag

Жыл бұрын

@@monseleiton7461 pray to everything sacred that Giorno doesn't mind hair insults

@mariushatcher2643

Жыл бұрын

@@monseleiton7461 "roundabout starts playing as the knocking gets progressively Louder and Louder until only one word is heard" DORA

Crazy Diamond Over Heaven. If you even THINK Josuke’s hair is bad you’ll be pulverized

@brysonstiles6737

Жыл бұрын

And then your hair is made into a pompadour

@jellymatsuryuka6853

Жыл бұрын

Crazy Diamond's Wonder of U

@d3athscythe575

Жыл бұрын

@@jellymatsuryuka6853 everybody who insults his hairstyle, will become a part of his hair for eternity

@randomgem8087

Жыл бұрын

Basically wonder of u

@Papaskidds

Жыл бұрын

@@brysonstiles6737 no you're made into a pompadour

3:05 It’s a good rule of thumb to not trust a politician’s campaign promises, but this one I have full faith he’ll deliver on

2:00 Giorno's is the funniest because it's like the only time Giorno says something with pride about himself and he knows it's true. Nothing can compare to the Golden Doughnut Cut.

I love that Zepelli wants to know the secrets of Josuke’s hair. Johnny is wonderfully sarcastic. And Gappy… man, remember when we thought we’d someday get a hair reveal and he’d have the same pompadour? We still don’t know what Gappy’s head looks like.

@trainattacker17

Жыл бұрын

He does, its just smaller

@yoyhue1678

Жыл бұрын

Technically Josefumi has it

@Lava_Lazy

Жыл бұрын

What if he has waves

@4Deadserious

Жыл бұрын

@@Lava_Lazy Gappy seems like the type of mf to rock a doorag

@Another_Hibiki

Жыл бұрын

Gappy hair is a regular hair... you know it, when a hair that was entirely shaved is starting to grow, i don't know why do people think that there's more to it.

"I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date" Lmao holy I didn't expect prosciutto to be good at roasting

@tonyawwwno3364

Жыл бұрын

It appears he has the same type of stand as avdol, to be able to burn like that

@KillerMeme

Жыл бұрын

He’s part of a hitman squad, he’s quips are just as killer as his skills

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: He can stick a middle finger at you when he stylish evades LMAO

“I’ve seen drag queens with better hair” bro Jolene is brutal💀💀💀

@Xomuji71

Күн бұрын

*Jolyne

Nah, Jolyne don't have no chill😭😭 2:31

@panthekirb7561

Жыл бұрын

Jolyne sent the man straight to the shadow realm.

@Edward3Nigma

2 ай бұрын

It's even funnier because her comment comes after Diavolo

@Jacksontrooper777

Ай бұрын

​​@@panthekirb7561yeah and he probably sent her to oblivion 5 seconds Later

@panthekirb7561

Ай бұрын

@@Jacksontrooper777 Certified Jolyne Moment

@Jacksontrooper777

Ай бұрын

@@panthekirb7561 I feel like the only time she would say something like that is if it was episode 1 Joylne

Pet shop: *screeches* Josuke: and I took that one personally

@SkyknightMu

Жыл бұрын

Considering how much like laughter it sounds… Petsounds: (Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?)

Old Joseph’s insult seems more mean-spirited than any of the villains. Like, WOW, Joseph! That’s your son, you asshole!

@kyeblade06

Жыл бұрын

I mean its not like he knows that he is

@ten7554

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's part 2 Joseph but still devastating

@ammagon4519

Жыл бұрын

@@ten7554 I think they were talking bout Part 3 Joseph, which is even worse.

@quicheramene1860

11 ай бұрын

part 3 Joseph after insulting his son hair: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iauDrcWudKeXqZc.html

3:15 that moment when the narrator roasts your hair

Okuyasu insulting josuke's hair is hilarious considering he's got the same cut but smaller

Trish is genuinely terrified of this lack of fashion.

"I sure as hell am hungry for some steak. Oh wait, that's your hair."

@TheSonicFairy

Жыл бұрын

*THAT* WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL 😭

@iaintdoinallat

Жыл бұрын

The fuck did you say?

@d4clovetrain900

Жыл бұрын

Narancia would say this

@Subugugito

Жыл бұрын

@@d4clovetrain900 you banned his hair

@d4clovetrain900

Жыл бұрын

@@Subugugito i did. That shi nasty

I love the ones that are completely honest. "That's some effed up hair." "Listen, i'm gonna be frank. That hairstyle sucks." Jotaro insults him on accident which is even crazier.

Gotta love how Kakyoin and Giorno just says "My hairstyle is better than yours."

Baoh: **look at josuke's hair looks bad without saying** Josuke: 😡

@Drip_Wooper

Жыл бұрын

my man broke the 4th wall just because the narrator insulted his hair if Araki had written an paragraph insulting his hair Josuke would've punched him throught the goddamn page XD

@kyeblade06

Жыл бұрын

@@Drip_Wooper josuke starting to sound like popeye

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

@@Drip_Wooper Bro would probably pull him INTO the manga LMAO

Dog: barks Josuke: *THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!*

I love that Koichi is such a bro that he’s trying his best to not be insulting but knows he has to throw a little shade. Also HOLY FUCK THEY WENT ALL IN WITH THIS FUCKING ROSTER.

I find it funny that Josuke insults his own hairdo and that Kiochi is the only one that didn’t bluntly insult him

@endertheinkling8249

Жыл бұрын

And he still took it personally. Friend or foe, never insult his hair

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

@@endertheinkling8249 “If you insult the hair, then all is fair.” -Master Oogway

@debigboix4390

Жыл бұрын

Johnny didn’t either. He just said he loved it. 😂

Ngl, Ghaccio, Trish and Ermes killed it Dio as well 💀

@HashiNuke

Жыл бұрын

Prosciutto has a good roast as well

@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604

Жыл бұрын

@@HashiNuke petshop did it best when he said "GEEEEEEEEEK" I felt that roast like it was me.

@firionkaiser8291

Жыл бұрын

Which Dio? Part 1, Part 3, I guess Part 7 counts too technically.

@TheOneAndOnlyTakati

Жыл бұрын

Trish sounded so distressed by his hair lmao

as always, Johnny is the king of sarcasm

3:23 Josuke Marches angrily 😂

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

He’s finding the right body part to punch 😆

Baoh: says literally nothing Josuke: And I took it personally

@wojtekw738

Жыл бұрын

Josuke gets so powerful when someone insults his hair that he can hear the narrator 💀

Damn Prosciutto's is just straight up savage AF

@KillerMeme

Жыл бұрын

He’s an assassin with words too not just his stand

Pet shop: *does random bird noises Josuke: *so you have choosen death*

@DaakkuuYRS

Жыл бұрын

Pet Shop said that Josuke's hair is cool and was killed because of that...

@masterzenonias

Жыл бұрын

SHOES STORE : WOW look like you already have one and doesn't need to buy a pair at my shop !!

"That hair's awful! I wouldn't be caught dead with it!" well at least he was true to his words.

2:51 Everyone else: insults hair Johnny: cool hair

Diavolo's insult in Eyes of Heaven was amazing, it's disappointing that they kept the original All Star Battle one instead.

@LK-1D3

Жыл бұрын

What was the EoH one?

@ChadBenjamin

Жыл бұрын

@@LK-1D3 "Just the result. Calling your hair "garbage" is the only result that matters."

@LK-1D3

Жыл бұрын

@@ChadBenjamin Clearly, he didn't see the result that came after he said that. And he has a clairvoyant ability

@LK-1D3

Жыл бұрын

@CornusEntertainment Damn, that's good

@Bogacb

Жыл бұрын

@@ChadBenjamin 💀

in ASB he sounded like he was going to send you to hell with a single DORA, in ASBR he seems kind of angry

@ChiefMedicPururu

Жыл бұрын

That's how *you* hear it.

@valtube6728

Жыл бұрын

@@ChiefMedicPururu the point is that the asb had more anger

@ChiefMedicPururu

Жыл бұрын

@@valtube6728 ...You ignore that this isn't the same guy voicing Josuke, right? Yuki Ono doesn't sound anything like Wataru Hatano.

@valtube6728

Жыл бұрын

@@ChiefMedicPururu obviously they are different actors, I'm not an idiot, the problem is not that it sounds different, it's that it sounds less loud

@kait6406

Жыл бұрын

@@valtube6728 yeah just like buccialati

1:19 would he get mad at himself for insulting his hair 🧐

@mayalansky

4 ай бұрын

Of course!

2:34 I have been cackling at Ermes' line for a solid 5 minutes.

@asteridfk

Жыл бұрын

She's about to say every swear known to man 💀

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

Ermes just finished reading a book from the prison library called, “Black People Vocabulary” 💀

@angryboi595

Жыл бұрын

Ermes was getting ready to say every swear word form the dictionary 💀

Newcomer hair insults: 00:08 - Speedwagon 01:04 - Mariah 01:08 - Pet Shop 01:37 - Yukako 02:13 - Trish 02:19 - Prosciutto 02:24 - Ghiaccio 02:36 - Foo Fighters 02:46 - Pucci (Whitesnake) 02:59 - Diego (Scary Monsters) I had to exclude Jotaro (Part 4) where he had a same insult as Part 3 somehow.

@GhostWithAGun69

Жыл бұрын

Pucci getting cancer by seeing josuke's hair

@bloodwolf2002

Жыл бұрын

Ghiaccho Your hair pisses me off Got to love it

@filler7359

Жыл бұрын

Vanilla Ice called his hair affectedly and irritatingly grand, solemn, or self-important. Is that even an insult? baoh? a hater?

@kamilslup7743

Жыл бұрын

He's just "we gotta talk about this shit of a hairstyle, but later"

Since when is Grateful Dead the same type of stand as Magician's Red ? Bro burned Josuke so bad.

2:56 Oh dang! Gyro’s new translation is just too good!

"I've seen drag queens with better hair!" *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

To this day I'm still disappointed that Kira never dissed his hair. Granted, it kinda fits with his character that he wouldn't since while he has gloated and bragged he didn't really talk That much shit (at least compared to everyone else), but still.

@TbA500N

Жыл бұрын

It would of ended the part too fast

@hopefulfriend4163

Жыл бұрын

@@TbA500N I mean, I'm not too sure, the whole fight Kira kept trying to get Josuke off his edge and most of the reasons he stayed alive for so long was luck (His pops guiding him, Stray cat being inside KQ, the doctor at the last second turned hostage), and him insulting his hair after potentially killing his bff, definitely would have pissed off Josuke to an enormous degree, thus making him lose his cool ever more. Woulda just been really fun either way ofc lmao

@TbA500N

Жыл бұрын

@@hopefulfriend4163 when his hair is insulted crazy diamond can out strength and speed star platinum josuke would of destroyed Kira.....I do wish the joke was used once more at least tho

the giorno one had me verbally saying "oh dear"

@joshuazedricantonio6867

Жыл бұрын

"My boy you got 3 donuts for a hairstyle"

@HalvoDraws

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuazedricantonio6867 "my fellow you have a whole loaf of bread for a hair style"

@leethemonstrous

Жыл бұрын

My brother in Christ Giorno you look like an advert for Dunkin Donuts

Funny Val literally outlawing josuke's hairstyle takes the cake, he was so offended he made it ILLEGAL

I love how johnny being so sarcastic LOL

2:09 Narancia, you not wrong...

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

Fate had his back 💀

@SteelShroom256

Жыл бұрын

Instead he was caught dead with an even crazier hairstyle.

Pet shops insult was by far the most hurtful one…god damn😢

Everyone: *Tries to make a pun or insult josuke's hair in a creative way that fits their personality * DIO: "Your hair ugly"

@coolsteve3214

Жыл бұрын

Also DIO: Your hair looks like cow shit.

@tobylanglois3698

Жыл бұрын

Nah it suits him cause it's such a mean spirited comment about it looking like dog shit on the side of the road and he says it with such contempt , disdain and seething underneath the surface lol.

2:19 Pain

GTA 5 : Everyone roast Franklin.😐🙄 JoJo : Everyone roast Josuke.😡🔥 Nice Haircut 😂

@alexmiroshsugar8980

Жыл бұрын

@azerty 1 better yet, maybe Jotaro'll call you for task in Italy if he ever stop fucking with Koi.... Oh wait, that's too far

@Michiru_chan

Жыл бұрын

The reply’s are hilarious 😂😂

@Motivation_snack6668

Жыл бұрын

@azerty 1 -Better yet, maybe Koichi will call yo steak-hair and tell you how much of a reliable guy he is, Elviiis. *leaves* -....Who??? .

damn valentine words to josuke sure is funny as hell

@kichu3033

Жыл бұрын

It had to be funny, after all it's funny valentine xd

@GhostWithAGun69

Жыл бұрын

Man literally didnt had enough by talking trash about the hair, he literally outlawed the dam hair in entire United States (Or when he gets to hes office)

@hafirenggayuda

Жыл бұрын

@@GhostWithAGun69 If he made it, I wonder how Elvis and other celebs hairstyle style would look like in their world

I love how Johnny doesn’t even insult him

@sirkinsella9831

Жыл бұрын

He's being sarcastic.

Josuke: _gives himself a pompadour_ Ghiaccio: *"AND I TOOK OFFENCE TO THAT"*

@SteelShroom256

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't really say much when he seems to be perpetually pissed off.

HOLY CRAP, OLD JOSEPH WAS DONE

Even Josuke doesnt like his own hair, if he were to meet himself And Baoh, damn, Josuke has broken the fourth wall when he heard the narrator saying about Josuke's hair

2:51 Johnny’s reaction was the only good one here 😂

@ToppCuber

Жыл бұрын

*sarcasm self test complete*

I like how most of the main villains just say "what disgusting hair."

@fatherpucci8170

Жыл бұрын

And there is Valentine make that haircut illegal in America

@SteelShroom256

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, the ones for Dio Brando, Kars and Diavolo are just way too identical.

"I'd turn you old but your hair's already out of date" 911 yes I'd like to report a genocide

@sophisticatedmoai9740

Жыл бұрын

“911 What’s your emergency?” “There’s this Japanese kid in a purple school uniform over here at the train station beating people to death! And if you ask me he has pretty bad hair too- Wait now he’s running over here-“ *_”WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!”_* “OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-“ “Sir, hello, are you there?”

Sucks that Jotaro (Part 3) is not using his Eyes of Heaven insult. Both now have the same line.

@tostapane9092

Жыл бұрын

What was his insult line?

@ChiefMedicPururu

Жыл бұрын

@@tostapane9092 "Your hair is such a joke I can't even think of anything to say to you." A reference to Rubber Soul (Yellow Temperance).

@tostapane9092

Жыл бұрын

@@ChiefMedicPururu that's a pretty good roast

1:42 Shigechi, be quiet dawg..you look like Dodoria 😭

@astrokelper

Жыл бұрын

bro's about to say "LORD FRIEEEEZAAAAA!!!" 💀

I love how (new) Josuke just basically says "Damn bro your shits all fucked up"

1:19 even Josuke insult his pwn hair

@eanisiahdeguzman21907

Жыл бұрын

*pawn *own

@TheRealVonic

Жыл бұрын

The other jouske is combing it so he insults it for being imperfect

PetShop: “nee gee gee gee!” Josuke: “ and I took that personally.”

1:00 there is no longer a hol-horse and josuke spin off

I love how 95% of these are roasts but Giorno and Kakyoin are just "My hair is way better than yours."

When I heard AC/DC and Old Joseph, I immediately got depressed....

@ChiefMedicPururu

Жыл бұрын

*Esidisi

@SuperFusionAJ93

Жыл бұрын

@@ChiefMedicPururu Same Thig Shut Up

@Growlingtummy2

Жыл бұрын

RIP Keiji Fujiwara and Unsho Ishizuka…. 😢

@joebustanut

Жыл бұрын

@@ChiefMedicPururu its actually acdc, esidisi is the localized name

@Wavpro

Жыл бұрын

@@joebustanut No. Esidisi is how Araki spells it, AC/DC is just the reference.

Everyone: *insult josukes hair Pet Shop: *screeches

Trish sounds alarmed, like the actual fashion police are going to bust down Josuke's door at any moment. And yes, considering the Jojoverse has people posing naturally, there may be fashion police.

Iggy: *Bark Bark.* Petshotp: *Bird Sounds.* Josuke: "...Did... Did they just insult my hair!?"

Everyone: insults hair* Pet shop:screams at the top of his lung

Out of all of them, I love Johnny's. He sound so Sarcastic, I love it XD

I like how Kakyoin and Giorno aren't really badmouthing Josuke's hair they're just saying their hair is better and it's also funny how Trish is DESPERATE about Josuke's hair

The funniest thing about Giorno's roast is that it actually has some merit to it

Johnny is sarcastic. I love it.

I love how everyone was saying something about his hair and pet shop was just like *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

I like how Dio in part 1 is mean, but part 3 Dio just lets the insults fly

mad respect for Pet Shop for not scoffing at his hair. Such a respectable and admirable bird he is.

@dreamerthief2216

Жыл бұрын

INFERNAL SCREECHES!