"There's a Moorish army .... what are you doing way over here?" Asked the Aztec general defending Constantinople.

@jacoba1429

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@deaclavilis6760

4 жыл бұрын

Aztec - Byzantine alliance. :d

@deaclavilis6760

4 жыл бұрын

@The Void Kantekuzenos the faithful basileios of Aztecoi

@sunface09

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, whaT?! 🤣

@deaclavilis6760

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunface09 Then the alliance got broken, the Byzantine: No wait, that is illegal. YOU CANT CALL YOURSELF BASILEIOS - EMPEROR, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BASILEIOS, BASILEİOS KAI AUTOKRATOR TON RHOMAİON!!!

When there’s a jihad and a crusade working together to take Constantinople, an orthodox city from the aztecs

@stefanradebach2889

4 жыл бұрын

Mind blowing! XD

@haitamc5611

4 жыл бұрын

My faith in humanity has been restored.

@Killzoneguy117

4 жыл бұрын

Why couldn't this be the history we got? Aztec blood drinkers and heart eaters quaking in fear at the almighty cries of "Allahu Akbar" and "Deus Vult" as Crescent and Cross blot out the sun

@garygao6072

4 жыл бұрын

al Mamlūk Islam, Christianity and Jewish agree to be a united religion

@friedlemons5201

4 жыл бұрын

mr worl wide

Bill: The Aztec and Inca Empires are off to a great start. I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered their continent? iSorrow: UNO reverse card

@juancarlosdegoya2757

4 жыл бұрын

Dont know why im here

@markkharitonov4683

4 жыл бұрын

@@juancarlosdegoya2757 Just to suffer

@thomasturner6980

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for correcting me again in this comment

@bysne9398

4 жыл бұрын

@@juancarlosdegoya2757 Julio Iglesias is pointing a finger to you y lo sabes.

@Batwing-lb6oz

4 жыл бұрын

Who is Bill?

"Okay so *MAYBE* an all-spear army was a bad idea..." Scottish Captain upon realising the Aztec invasion force of Scotland used no cavalry, shortly before being shot. Scotland, circa 1400.

1:57 the last thing a marine hears before getting cut down by an AK-47 in the jungles of vietnam

@josefmartin1917

4 жыл бұрын

Lool

@andrewculross9421

4 жыл бұрын

NiftyBiscut32 can confirm the trees sound like this

@shaunibabe1

4 жыл бұрын

*Viet-cong

@thegamelabgaming7556

4 жыл бұрын

IDontCare no

@thegamelabgaming7556

4 жыл бұрын

IDontCare it’s the country of Vietnam

When you question the moorish being in Europe but you’re doing a sunset invasion with the Aztecs.... in the Balkans.

Why don’t you invade Europe as Banat? #BanatAt500k

@NessieAndrew

4 жыл бұрын

I encourage you to search Banat music. (Banateana music)

@gunnerr8476

4 жыл бұрын

@@MMenyan All the BANANAT

@ciocanflavius3690

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from Banat and I honestly feel sorry for bringing our music upon the world

@zutusz

4 жыл бұрын

Banat (Bánat) was a former hungarian land, and it basically translates to "sorrow" :D

@ricedealer56

4 жыл бұрын

Finally a good challenge

FYI: Aztecs are still around. Most of the ones that didn't die during the first century of colonization married into Spanish inmigrant families over the centuries but in certain parts of what used to be the Aztec Empire the descendants are still around, speaking the Aztec language (nahuatl) and teaching people about their history.

@luiscastaneda5250

2 жыл бұрын

They're where hundreds of tribes throughout the history of Mexico. It's a common misconception that MesmoAmerica didn't have iron. There is a tribe from Michoacan that was able to defeat and defend themselves from the Aztec because they had Iron weapons and tools. They kept this technology hidden and never expanded it elsewhere

@apolakigamingandmore6376

2 жыл бұрын

@@luiscastaneda5250 Well, white colonizers would say that the ones they are colonizing doesn't have any iron weapons, lol!

@Makarosc

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised y'all pulled that ofr

@nopenope2550

Жыл бұрын

@@apolakigamingandmore6376 Well when you have guns you really don't give a shit if your enemy has iron swords or not.

This video is good and all but what we really need is #Banatat500k

Never thought I’d see a thumbnail containing a massive dual Polish-Egyptian Crusade-Jihad of Aztec Constantinople.

@VentiVonOsterreich

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 anime crossovers

“Sir! There is a war band outside the castle!” “Are they Egyptians or Turks?” “Neither sir!” “Then what are they then?” “I don’t know sir, they’re dressed like eagles, speak some type of language we’ve never heard, and have built a pyramid like shrine.” “...” “To arms?” “To arms.”

@GoBuckeyes216

4 жыл бұрын

The Paladin Egypt was a relevant power around this time? I thought the Turks controlled Egypt ?

@_tertle3892

4 жыл бұрын

Alpha XO there is an egypt faction in total war med 2

@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014

4 жыл бұрын

Dressed as pigeons! They gonna poop on us!

@SunnyD420

4 жыл бұрын

@@GoBuckeyes216 At this point in time the Turks haven't even defeated the Byzantines yet, let alone Egypt

@Tan_15115

3 жыл бұрын

@@SunnyD420 with that logic Britain never defaeted France too (never conquered fjjfjf) Byzantins and some kingroms in south were give tax to Turks since 1000s .

5:54 "A disorganized mob of people dressed like pigeon" I spat out my imaginary coffee

Now he needs to play as the Aztecs in Ck2 and do the sunset invasion.

İSorrow *creates* the 🅱est alternate histories; and y'all gotta deal with it! 👌👌👌

@sleepyjoe911

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't look like an alternative history anymore

@thedoruk6324

4 жыл бұрын

@@sleepyjoe911 *OoOf!*

@gorbanmusic6568

4 жыл бұрын

This happened

@thedoruk6324

4 жыл бұрын

@Kostas anagno *feathery 🅱🅾I's that tear apart your hearth; literally!*

@firebladex8586

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedoruk6324 Oh no, now where will you cook?

Aztecs... in Mayan territory. Btw they were definitely furries

@forksthefox422

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm... yess... (trying to think of Aztec clothing)

Isorrow please release another Victoria 2 video. I need my fix man!

@super_heavy_battleship4205

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@esbenlavefils9314

4 жыл бұрын

No u

It would be funny if you played Warhammer 40k the future of the slough people's.

@lakesidefiddle8051

4 жыл бұрын

The tabletop or the vidyas

@Hguy995

4 жыл бұрын

Either or

Fun fact: the etruscans didn't get eradicated but some of them became of roman culture and I have etruscan blood in me, so I will be ringing the notification bell

3:57 Aztecs: Putting the "skulls" in "Skulls for the Skull Throne"

Invading Europe is...you know what, I’m bot even gonna say it #Banatat500k

@firebladex8586

4 жыл бұрын

no really, say it SAY IT

@caller347

4 жыл бұрын

FireBlade X Exactly what the EU is allow Muslims to do.

You, a heretic: I invaded europe with aztecs. Me, a spaniard: that is no bueno.

@MisterSpinalzo

4 жыл бұрын

its fine, we're just gonna blow our noses into their blankets when they're not looking

@Velkan1396

4 жыл бұрын

@@MisterSpinalzo xD

@ddoomsday7313

4 жыл бұрын

LoooL

@yobitchcantfindme5288

4 жыл бұрын

No​ ISP​ can't​ be​ a​ heretic! He​'s​ a​ KZread​r​ not​ a​ Priest.​ who​ wander​ing​ around​ Europe​ and​ get​ convert​ed​ and​ you​ have​ to​ recruit​ a​ new​ one!

@stupidperson9250

4 жыл бұрын

Go back to sleep

I learned fairly recently that there are actually quite a few people who still speak the language the Aztecs spoke. Same with the language the Mayans spoke. Turns out, those cultures weren't _totally_ wiped out by the Spanish.

@balticbvll2987

4 жыл бұрын

AHCOOO! sorry i sneazed, hey where all those natives go? Why is the floor covered in bodies?-a spanish conquistador

@user-wi5ib4hi9z

3 жыл бұрын

quechua (from the inca) too is spoken in Perú and Ecuador and other nearby countries

If chocolate was our official currency, Hershey, Nestle, and Cadbury would rule the world

@aperson1971

4 жыл бұрын

Avery The Cuban-American Why do I see you every where

Day 2 of asking Isorrowproductions to make a HAMMER OF GOD remebrance video #RIPHammerOfGod #Banatat500k

Aztecs invade the old world? *MEXICOOL*

as a mexican i suppose i have some aztec blood running through my veins so i approve this and #BanatAt500k

@GuilhermeSouza-ux4jq

4 жыл бұрын

@@TP-mb9rn I'm brazilian and a can say most of people here are at least half iberiam e and half another thing

@sta8850

4 жыл бұрын

Traidor hjpta >:(

@brightgarinson3099

4 жыл бұрын

As a European, this shit would've been too easy.

@romyarmada9580

3 жыл бұрын

An an Englishman. We’re the best

When are you invading Lego Star Wars: The Complete saga and ruining everything?

@sirmount2636

4 жыл бұрын

When is he invading CoolMathGames and ruining everything?

@Dexusaz

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirmount2636 Dead meme bro

@sirmount2636

4 жыл бұрын

Deströyer It came back to life. Didn’t you get the memo?

If anyone's interested in the weird armor of the Aztecs- It's because they basically had warrior orders based on animals- The eagle and jaguar knights. They'd wear quilted cotton jumpsuits dyed in vibrant colors to look like their orders' namesake, and they were only allowed into those orders if they had captured 4 prisoners in battle. They also had the Otomies and Shorn Ones as warrior societies for the nobility, but their armor wasn't as meme-able as the eagle and jaguar knights.

ISP you do realise there are still millions of living Mayans and Nahua right? Not ALL of them died of European colds lmao

@Chactemal

4 жыл бұрын

6 million mixed maya(im one of them) and a shit ton of mixed nahua people so yeah lmao

@braedenwestland2662

4 жыл бұрын

Bigger than from Finland

@jonathanbowers8964

4 жыл бұрын

Many intermarried with the conquistadors to become the Mestizo population of Mexico and Central America. There are literally millions of their descendants

@cadian101st

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanbowers8964 There are plenty that are still pretty purely mesoamerican who still speak their native languages. There are 6 million Mayans around today and over a million Nahua. That is on top of all the mestizos you talked about.

@jaso_4562

4 жыл бұрын

Ya but Is there reallly

ISorrow: "I just realized that I wouldn't be able to pronounce the aztec names without offending anyone." Also ISorrow: *Pronounces in Japanese accent*

I subscribed within a minute of watching I think, love your style of humour. Keep it up

It's amazing how you have managed to put a game that has lasted over a whole day in, and condensed into 10 minutes.

Jumping on the bandwagon and since we got Artillery only and Cool Math Games. #BanatAt500k

When they said Rush B, they meant Banat right? #BanatAt500k

Been a while since I watched an ISP video, how refreshing. I missed this.

If they ever make a global version of Medieval Total War, I want to be able to conquer the world as the Kingdom of Tondo, or at the very least be able to convert to Catholicism as Japan, and go on the Crusades as them. Conquering the World as the Holy Roman Empire or Byzantine Empire (and to an extent, Pagan Lithuania) is fun and all, but I want to do something more.... wild, to say the least. And before anyone says Crusader Kings II or Europa Universalis IV, no I am not getting those because then I would have to buy all of their DLCs just to get the full experience.

@saywhatnow2173

2 жыл бұрын

Tondo? Is that in the Philippines?

@saywhatnow2173

2 жыл бұрын

Tondo? Is that in the Philippines?

Started playing this fantastic game myself a few weeks ago. I play SS6.4 on max difficulty game and battles and on my 3rd attempt as England after twice being defeated by the AI. Scottish and French never run even outnumbered 10 to 1 and all my frontline runs if someone farts loud.

This is good but 🅱️anat is 🅱️etter #Banatat500k

I had a good laugh while watching this video. Good job!

Y'all talking about Banat at 500k, I just want Great Zimbabwe. #GreatZimbabwe

Bro! You got me laughing a couple of times, thanks. Greetings from Mexico btw.

Isp: Did the aztecs build pyramids? Temple of the sun: *weeps*

I was just looking for something entertaining to watch, sadly this monstrosity from Slough came up.

AS a fellow TW fan who played all TW games before 3 kingdom, i have a problem for late discovery of this halarious channel! the community is 596k so count me in this advanture

Heck yeah, looking forward to Planet War. Lol Keep up the good work. 😎 👍

This video was so great!!

I love #BanatAt500k and you do too!

One of the funniest Medieval 2 Total War I’ve seen HAHAHA 😂😂😂

for some reason I love iSp's total war videos more than the others

@peterlee277

4 жыл бұрын

Like you profile image

1:57 Calm down Hitler XD

Medieval 2 kingdoms was my first Tw game ever! Been a fan since then, though that particular game was always ...better...in my eyes than more recent additions.

@y.z.6517

4 жыл бұрын

It's objectively better. Early TWs were more realistic and true to history. Recent ones are just yet another games for teenage fantasy. Gotta love how marketing departments make all games similar.

Homie accidentally spoke swiss trying to pronounce ✨️Huitzilihuitl✨️

Isp your videos are awesome keep it up :)

1:57 sounds like a generals order to an army

Yeeees more MEDIEVAL JUICE FOR THE MEDIEVAL KINGDOM

This is what i needed

The Aztec Emperor decided to conquer the world because his capital wasnt glorious enough

This is a funny video keep up the good work. My daddy will be proud

This is the reason why I subscribed.

"For some, it's cracked" Oh, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who pira.... Ohhhh CRAP HA HA HA HA

Can we as your humble subscribers get a 10-hour long version of you pronouncing the name of that faction leader? Please I need this

@joegrcz7151

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Hitler's speech when he's tryin to pronounce it

@RefeLaqy

4 жыл бұрын

Умри Лугандон.

"haha they're all de-" Me: MAYANS ARE STILL ALIVE ISP: and this is why I cut all the time!

Okay, I'm actually dying that you pointed out the Vaseline thing in a video, thank you daddy ISP

Nobody: iSorrow: 6:01

@candlelighter1588

4 жыл бұрын

*E A T T H E M*

Isorrow: *butchers a nahuatl name and apologizes to the long dead aztecs* The 3 million+ living non-aztec nahuatl speakers: *sad xolotl noises*

This reminds me of the time playing Civ 2 (real-world map with historic starting locations) where I conquered Britain as the Zulus. (And also conquered the Aztecs on the way).

Yo, try the TVB mod. It takes the idea of simply expanding vanilla Medieval II to a level I haven't seen in any other mod.

Can't disappoint what you don't have!

I miss Victoria 2

"It's time to show daddy what you're really into." Oh no

Imagine how surreal this would be if real. An unending horde of half naked horseless people with stone age weapons and strong hallucinogens overwhelming the entirety of Europe because the europeans started f'ing around.

1:57 that was pretty accurate tbh

Is this the new sunset invasion Dlc for HOI4?

So this is what happens in Age of Empires 2

@hernandogaribaldi8627

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly you cannot make vikings fight aztecs in Texas like in AOE II, but you can still fight them on Florida.

This... was hilarious!

I love this cycle, Isorrow plays Medieval 2, cant do a certain thing because game limitations, persons fixes limitation, Isorrow does thing, repeat

1:57 When my teacher asks me to say a Latin word in class.

My name is Bjorn and I am offended by your IKEA jokes.

The absolute madlad

Invade America with Spanish : Nah.. Invade Europe with Amrican's Natives : Yeah..

ISorrowproductions: Cool Stool with cool Deals LoL

Rack of skulls actually sounds like some ikea product tho

"How 'Sunset Invasion' Should Have Ended"

Welcome back to 50 shades of Total War.

Please, bring back interesting tidbits with ISP

We need part 2

This sunset invasion dlc is looking lit

0:25 had a seizure, expect a court summons in the mail

In this video, ISP plays CK2 Sunset Invasion!

Great content. Hilarious, as always. Maybe you'd like to make a ran no jidai gameplay? It's a mod for rome tw. 😁

Oh my good that was hilarious!!

3:20 Columbus discovers America - 1492

ISP also stands for I suffer pain... coincidence?

@Kjajo

4 жыл бұрын

I think not!

So excited for Planet War.

Wow the sunset invasion looked better the last time I had it

Aztecs Archbishop Hugh Something doesn't add up here...

Haha, look at this boi falling into a Medieval 2 addiction Fuck now I want to play.

When are you doing the FeedBackGaming No Oil Challenge?

iSorrow: Aztecs KZread Captions: Ass texts

One sneeze and the astecs will die out, once again