"My new girlfriend and I were about to do it when she gave me a STRANGE SET OF RULES THAT I MUST FOLLOW"

My IKEA chair came with a strange set of rules that are too hard to follow

"I out-pizza'd the Hut, what happened next scarred me for life"

I wanna see one "follow the rules" horror story, but it has a badass that breaks the rules and just kills every monster violently. Reverse horror, for the monsters.

This is probably the most intense rules story I've listened to.

Just remember that you can steal stuff from the mall, the security guards are only there to shoot the mannequins if and when they come to life

“I got a job as a cashier at Walmart... I found a strange set of rules....”

I absolutely love the idea of terrifying shadow demons just pausing their eternal howling to go "oh shit he just did that huh"

This darkness, it's like, darkness, that type of darkness, you know, the darkness that is dark. Darkness.

The main character literally cracked the real, non monster Dylan's skull open because of extreme paranoia. Absolutely insane.

"If I had to die tonight, I would die sleeping."

“Oh crap. Oh no. I am being eaten alive. Oh dear.”

You give me $65 an hour and I will do this job; creepy rules, people eating aliens and all.

I've gotta say that I have grown to adore the "set of rules" stories although you can predict the premise of each. The person in question finds a set of rules that make no sense and then they break a rule, find out what happens and then try to follow them and yet manage to break every single one

“I ran so fast my PE teacher would’ve shed a tear of joy”

I loved the ending of this one... it makes you wonder if he will be trapped doing that job the rest of his life as he has taken their money and obviously killed that guy.. leaves lots to the imagination!

"Who names their security business 'Entity Security Services'?"

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As a man who works security, aside from a rule or two, this is accurate to what I deal with

"I ran so fast my PE teacher would've shed tears of joy" 😂😂💀💀