will u go on a date with me

@shawnoxley1501

3 жыл бұрын

no

@samhatch1217

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@txbased1659

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@cameronsmith1614

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@VeganDefinition

3 жыл бұрын

When you eat animals you promote violence, deforestation, the oppression of slaughterhouse workers, and the spread of diseases such as COVID 19. Go vegan for animal rights💚🌱

I love how almost all of his videos are titled like diary entries

@Arawsc5766

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Misaki

@ElinorMahoney

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arawsc5766 Hey baddie 😼✨

@Arawsc5766

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElinorMahoney how u doing?

@stayfrosty7564

3 жыл бұрын

😁

@ElinorMahoney

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arawsc5766 I'm good, hbu?

The impossible finally happened im surprised

@nola.dagoat

3 жыл бұрын

@Beefy Animations LOl

@beef_boss

3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that he actually was able to talk to anyone

@nola.dagoat

3 жыл бұрын

@@beef_boss same

@Gi_the_guy

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LOL

@shaggystoner5235

3 жыл бұрын

If Graystillplays can get a sponsor anyone can

I’m shocked this video didn’t last 3 seconds

@lemonman6423

3 жыл бұрын

Me to

@benfisher9322

3 жыл бұрын

Gotem

@WalterTheClown

3 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen..... We got ‘em

@accountformusic4376

3 жыл бұрын

The date may have lasted more than 3 seconds.... But what comes after the date won't 😏

@mochacrossing1567

3 жыл бұрын

@@accountformusic4376 it'll last one :*

Hearing him talk like that during the ad doesn't fit him lol

@adrianpaul1985

3 жыл бұрын

i realized everyone goes out of character when they do ads

@helllllloworld

3 жыл бұрын

ikr, but we must let our boy get his coin

@SlinkyRobin

3 жыл бұрын

The ad is scripted so it makes everyone sound out of character you can tell because a lot of other KZread’s have said the same thing as poofesure just did

@Minion_Bazz

3 жыл бұрын

@@helllllloworld agreed. We should still remember that most popular youtubers make a living from KZread.

@jasminemcdonagh6830

3 жыл бұрын

man needs to get his coin

“Mary is interested in men? I don’t believe that.” I feel attacked.

@americangriot6223

3 жыл бұрын

She was giving very much bisexual/lesbian tho.✋🏽😭 I should know.💀

@polik3192

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Gaish

3 жыл бұрын

@@americangriot6223 i'm shocked straight men have a gaydar LMAO

@GarrulousHerald

3 жыл бұрын

@@MountainisFullofDragons Is anyone going to tell this dude it's just him? And that he doesn't need to pretend everyone else is gay to validate his own sexual preferences?

@wgbee1242

3 жыл бұрын

@@MountainisFullofDragons that’s just you bro

"Jessica is pretty but looks smart. I think this is our girl" :D "I'm tired of Jessica" :'(

@BlursedBear

3 жыл бұрын

"What's your name again? Jessica or something? I can't remember" -poofesure

@inserthahafunniusername9656

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlursedBear :-:

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

You made a cover of "Billie Jean" but with Poofesure?

@inserthahafunniusername9656

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesalt8230 yeah it sucks lmao but I try

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

@@inserthahafunniusername9656 That's all that matters

I loved how he managed to redeem himself with Merley and secure the date, only to push his luck with 1 more text and get blocked.

“Lauren- I think I can do better than you.” Bye 😭😭

@mariahpinky

3 жыл бұрын

Right she was the prettiest🤣🤣

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

Your name's Lauren?

@baldkiwi444

3 жыл бұрын

nice franziska pfp

@gluchie

3 жыл бұрын

@tem thank u!!

@gluchie

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesalt8230 yeah 😭

hes evolving from smashing wiimotes, to smashing girls

@supersanex_x

3 жыл бұрын

He can't really... Because they don't have a lower half of Thier body

@mplostyt4071

3 жыл бұрын

Nice original thinking

@D.KlWA-aG

3 жыл бұрын

Go to jail.

@mplostyt4071

3 жыл бұрын

@@D.KlWA-aG UNO reverse card

@D.KlWA-aG

3 жыл бұрын

@@mplostyt4071 you just reversed it back to yourself.

“Hope this doesn’t catch anything on fire” *immediately knocks candle over*

@DownRightStudios

3 жыл бұрын

9 minutes later *points blow torch at her eye*

POV: You’re on a date with a man with severe Parkinson’s Disease

@Eyebrows842

2 жыл бұрын

POV: You are a man with severe Parkinson's Disease

jessica: (pounds table and has an angry face) poofesure: *iS sHe mAd?*

@chloetocalife5485

Жыл бұрын

Lol

I haven’t watched your videos in a while, you’re SPONSORED now? He’s all grown up 🥲

@ravsmotivation627

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he does sponsors every once in a while

@tonyisnotdead

11 ай бұрын

it's sad and pathetic that a mature youtuber to you is one that sells out

alternate title: trying something for the first time

@thecatch6299

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooooohhh

"Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that." He said what I was thinking.

@blyndeaf8503

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@SuperFlyGamingPants

3 жыл бұрын

@@blyndeaf8503 because she looks like she listens to gang starr

@blyndeaf8503

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperFlyGamingPants I was asking what SPECIFICALLY makes her seem that way. And I wasn’t asking you, but okay. It’s self explanatory she thinks she looks like one.

@Idk-fj9xh

3 жыл бұрын

@@blyndeaf8503 she looks like a lesbian

@SuperFlyGamingPants

3 жыл бұрын

@@blyndeaf8503 i don’t think she’ll reply so i was trying to do you a solid

"it's gonna be just like the 1700s again" Modern-day Brits: *O Y*

@floppademon1506

3 жыл бұрын

As a Brit I can confirm

@ceilingfan3589

3 жыл бұрын

OY mate you have a ciggy

@floppademon1506

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceilingfan3589 never heard anyone say that tbh

@ceilingfan3589

3 жыл бұрын

@@floppademon1506 how u lovin the queen and yes I'm being stereotypical

@rmye0721

3 жыл бұрын

A bit rewd innit?

Nobody: Jessica: *casually watching Poofs stupidity in admiration as he's pouring wine all over the table*

The funniest part is he’s actually mad at this

*hits table* “Are you mad? Is that what it means?” I thing it does

3:26 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to spilling wine

@akdec0092

3 жыл бұрын

12:07 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to a blowtorch right in front of their face.

@moneymakinmitch8130

3 жыл бұрын

11:23 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to you spraying them in the face

@ceecie5776

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine going out with someone 😔

@Dellors-Civic

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceecie5776 I feel you. I've been wanting to ask this girl out for long time, but covid. Fuck covid

@markymark443

2 жыл бұрын

The telltale signs of a psychopath.

"Is this not enough food?" It finally happened. Someone who wants 1,026 chicken wings.

"Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that" I choked on my soda!

@Momo-zs9nk

3 жыл бұрын

Eww, ur profile pic

@floppademon1506

2 жыл бұрын

@@Momo-zs9nk Bruh

@Momo-zs9nk

2 жыл бұрын

@@floppademon1506 ew

@SilverAceOfSpades

2 жыл бұрын

@@Momo-zs9nk Ew, your comment

@Momo-zs9nk

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilverAceOfSpades eww, your pfp background. Get out of here, disgrace

“my brother beef boss” idk why i’m emotional

Is anybody else wondering if this is the same Jessica that slept with Science teacher Mr Wilson?

@d.jmooreburner672

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@WolfgangX

3 жыл бұрын

Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur

@GHOSTSPINS

3 жыл бұрын

@Azura I dont

@bridge2far927

3 жыл бұрын

@@GHOSTSPINS Same

@spiderking7976

3 жыл бұрын

@@bridge2far927 Just look up "Jessica did you sleep with your teacher"

“Mary is interested in men? I don’t believe that.” I STARTED DYING

We all know who he really wants... Abby from wii sports lol

@jonahfalcon6488

3 жыл бұрын

Yea Abby lol, autocorrect for some reason 😐😐

@hye2354

3 жыл бұрын

ABBY

@Lovebird77

3 жыл бұрын

What about Wally?

@abbyfromwiisports1773

3 жыл бұрын

i’m right here

@SB20333

2 жыл бұрын

@@abbyfromwiisports1773poofesure needs you

3:05 " Hopefully That doesn't Catch anything on fire" (Knocks over candle)

"Let's have some wine" Proceeds to demolish every entity on the table

“The ‘HAIR’ of Campbell soup” ☠️☠️☠️😂😂

6:54 "are you mad jessica?" no she's really excited for your next date 💀

Mary? Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that ^skips her^ I laughed so h a r d

Jessica: why won't you light the candle, poor my wine, pepper my food, and hand me the brownie Also Jessica: let me just chill on my phone instead of talking to my date This game is surprisingly realistic

I love this dude every time I’m in tears when I wach his videos😭

@hankbrown8062

3 жыл бұрын

For real tho

@TrollerNinja69420

2 жыл бұрын

Wach?

Damn this man self-esteem is so low they have to download a dating game on computer wait that's me

@poopityscoop839

3 жыл бұрын

Why you gotta degrade yourself like this, Silas?

@silasmack7331

3 жыл бұрын

@@poopityscoop839 why not

4:45 the way he says that makes it so funny

1:53 " Mary's interested in man I don't believe that" 😂😂😂😂😂

Me: *Looks at my phone for 000000000.1 seconds* My mom: 14:11-14:16

@pickle8913

3 жыл бұрын

It should be 0.000000001

@RowdyOwen

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

While you're .1 seconds in your phone, edit it so it's .00000001

Honestly beef boss needs to be in this game. Like as the main character

@jtmcf

3 жыл бұрын

Except then Beef Boss and Abby can have fun all night

@Frenemies.

3 жыл бұрын

@@jtmcf This is page 57 in beef boss's diary

@Frenemies.

3 жыл бұрын

@Amber Lmaooo ur fine haha

I never knew he had such good table manners

3:45 -- Best analogy ever

14:09 poofesure sounds like a dad talking to his teenage daughter at the dinner table

“Mary is interested in men,I don’t believe that” me trying to convince my family I’m straight so they will love me

4:26 bruh this shit has me dying😂😂

Is it just me of does Jessica look like Lily from Lily's garden?

"I hope that won't make anything catch on fire" (Lit candle tips over"

Poofesure- "tHe SuPrEmE qUeEn Of ThE FrIkEn EnGlAnD"

That one time Poofesure casually informed everyone he is bisexual 🤓

@karasaekano

3 жыл бұрын

Wait is he really?

@Swedishkittyshots

Жыл бұрын

@@karasaekano nobody really knows, he never talked about it so we mostly joke around that he is due to him jokingly flirting w both men and women

@smoothwalnut

3 ай бұрын

WHEN

10:09 You died. lol

6:36 That's so typical.

14:09 What my English teachers tells the girls in my class every day.

@antp4576

3 жыл бұрын

👁 👁 👄

@spockslefteyebrow8327

3 жыл бұрын

Gross

12:04-12:13 "You're gonna be looking like a semi truck by the time we're done" "Hmm she seems to be handling that fairly well" *as he torches her eye. And then the way he just drops the torch and moves onto the next item to INVESTIGATE I AM DEADDD 💀💀 best video ever I'm literally dying of laughter

Can I finish that sandwich?

@alexanderhopkins917

3 жыл бұрын

You want mayonise with that

@Awesomespade3

3 жыл бұрын

And a nuclear bomb too kimmy?

@CREB07

3 жыл бұрын

Dont you mean OUR sandwich

@georgieporgie6103

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean MY sandwich and MY money?

@polik3192

3 жыл бұрын

You should give it to your people, most food they've seen all their lives

punches the table and stares at poofesure* poofesure: are you mad?

14:01 is no one gonna talk about how he landed it?

I just watched a 5 minute ad just for poofesure... hes lucky I'm a simp

Wally should have been one of the options

8:47 sexual harassment achieved 😎

This is honestly the funniest video I’ve seen from you lmao and I love like every one of your videos

“Ed...that isn’t even a girl name.” (Cue Cowboy Bebop fans laughing)

5:21 i lost it 🤣

I wouldn't be surprised if his dates were actually like this

Of the other two available choices, the man chooses the damn torso. Legend.

"Hopefully that doesn't catch on fire" *the candle falls over*

2:23 My names Arron with two r's 😂

at least he’ll have some kind of experience for when he actually does go on a date. if you can even call this experience

Boxing add right at the punching part. Perfection

I feel it's only fitting I got a Headspace ad right after the wine glass head punching

I need more of these 😂

I thought this day would never come.

“I hope this sets nothing on fire.” *knocks it over*

I love watching poof becoming increasingly aggressive with each date

The thumbnail makes me feel like she’s asking me to hand over my soul.

4:18 😂😂

“I hope nothing catches on fire” *knocks over candle*

4:20 dude was definitely reading "ketchup" while trying to form a sentence

Next video: I go to the ER for my pregnant girlfriend

11:35 "laughs in patrick mahomes"

The title of the video sounds like an icarly episode

This is the quality content we have been waiting for

"Mary is interested in men" *I don't believe that*

Blind date 12:08

“Drink the substance it will make all of my flaws seem better”

Listening to raycon ads with raycons is an ultimate flex

Attempt 5 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game

"Mary is interested in men I don't believe that" I'm happy I decided to watch this video is very funny. Lol

LMFAO Jessica’s face just watching the wine spill on the table 😭😭

I swear to god RAYCON is taking over KZread sponsorships

11:17 HOLY SHIT!🤐

I’m so glad I found this channel😂😂

Beef boss watching: 👁💧👄💧👁

I'm still anxiously waiting for the last vids of Tomadachi Life

2:00 Short for Edwina, turn to the right

I know this is the complete opposite of what you should do on dates, but damn this was hilarious 😂

This video is so funny I come back to it once in awhile just to laugh

am i the only one who clicks on his videos and likes it right away because he ALWAYS makes me laugh and my day better?

6:28 you can see the beer bottle find behind the bar counter

3:05 “hopefully that doesn’t catch anything on fire” knocks it over a second later

This is an exact replica for when I go on dates

4:40 I’d be scared if I was his date😂