*IT'S SO SMALL I CAN BARELY SEE IT* (I've never heard this before trust me only in CK3 about this Kingdom) SMALL KINGDOM = SMALL KING! This is honestly one of my favorite videos in a while, so sit back and enjoy! Also! NEW DISCORD: discord.gg/SEnSWKqDAv

@brendaoconnor2427

7 ай бұрын

😊😊😊

It not small … it average

@Bennyboi789

7 ай бұрын

THAT IS AVERAGE?!?! THAT'S MASSIVE!!!

@adrix_wastaken2196

7 ай бұрын

Has a great personality😢

@FamilyGuy_Shorts1

7 ай бұрын

​@@Bennyboi789😂😂😂

@TotallyNotASIO

7 ай бұрын

Yeah… now the isle of mön is smöll

Fun fact! Crete was actually home to dwarf animals during the Pleistocene, like dwarf mammoths, dwarf elephants, and dwarf hippos. On the flip side, there were also giant owls. Ice age Crete was weird.

@Arbaaltheundefeated

7 ай бұрын

Now I can only imagine giant owls hunting dwarf mammoths.

@Thetb93

7 ай бұрын

i want to see a giant eagel carry away a dwarf mamoth

@HeavyLefty

6 ай бұрын

Islands have always been pretty quirky, in the age of the dinosaurs on islands there we’re tiny dinosaurs being dominated by huge pterodactyls

I think paradox should’ve made a decision like maybe if you have Crete and Cyprus you can make a kingdom or something idk.

@qhu3878

7 ай бұрын

couldve been cool if you did the unify the mediterranean decision krete and cyprus became de jure if you own them

@dunbass7149

7 ай бұрын

You already can plus it’s more annoying that the kings of England are treated like dukes

@frankiecedeno3724

7 ай бұрын

@@dunbass7149what?

@dunbass7149

7 ай бұрын

@@frankiecedeno3724 Cyprus and krete are already kingdoms yet the kingdoms of England are treated as duchies

@DJ-ly3uw

7 ай бұрын

@@frankiecedeno3724he means mercia

The Abbasids likely took so long to split because the new struggle in Persia disallows Dissolution Wars on the Abbasid Empire. Claimant factions are easier though, so it is simultaneously very difficult to destroy and very easy to destabilize. I’d guess the reason it eventually split is that it was no longer controlled by the Abbasids.

@HansWurst1569

7 ай бұрын

Yeah LoP did not improve the gameplay in my opinion. It made it worse. The AI cant handle the systems for shit… and as a player its only fun when you play in a specific region and faith and culture. It feels a bit useless. I was hoping it would also effect islam in the region more. Maybe some late game changes? Il khanate? Seljuks? Nothing… they are the ‘legacy’ empires of persia… not the zoroastrians, which the dlc almost completly focusses on for some weird reason

@foisopracurtir6389

7 ай бұрын

@@HansWurst1569 The "weird reason" is that zoroastrism was the original religion of the region and its older realms pre-islamism, and the whole dlc is all about the region's unique identidy and what to do about the arabian calif influence. But yeah, they may have gone too ham in that direction

@saloverni6795

5 ай бұрын

​@@HansWurst1569 Seljuks actually appear at some point, they have a 5 star marshal as a ruler and special solders with their special cb

Nanos Mikros in greek basically means "Dwarf Little", A fitting name for one such goliath.

I love the little kingdoms. Krete, Cyprus, Venice, and Frisia are some of my favorite little kingdoms. Whenever I can I like to capture them and give them away to my kids.

This video is insane even by Koifish standards

I loved when koifish said it was koifishing time and koifished everywhere

legend has it that the dwarf is so sneaky because no one sees him

I wholeheartedly approve of this video. Pushing the boundaries, playing a challenge that forces you to not do all the normal things and then just going nuts with the options left to you... Really good. More of this please!

@maxjohn6012

7 ай бұрын

A full playthrough in this style, just making a cursed world, would be the start of an awesome mega-campaign (CK>EU>VIC>HOI) in the style of iSorrowProductions. Please do this, Koifish.

I've done a viking pirate kingdom from Crete before and it was so nice having all that Greek territory to raid. So much free money.

Crazy how the SMALLEST king had the BIGGEST historical impact.

Well it is small kingdom but technically you can make even smaller. You can make a Kingdom of Mann and islands with just a duchy of Mann and it is just one province island. But in the end great video, much love.

I made a cornish-greek culture as the king of Crete. I joined the Byzantines, soon I become an emperor, my brothers inherited the other kingdoms. After three holy wars, and a successful crusade for Jerusalem, the Abbasid empire collapsed. After some conquering, only Rome left from the required areas. And that is how I restored the Roman Empire.

As a Finn, I really enjoy those Finnish rants in this channel. XD

This is the best video you have made, inspiring!

11:32 Koifish has got some pipes 😂

This much killing is very shortsighted, if you think about it.

Eating multiple popes, making a dwarf farm and terrorizing the time-line what a beauty this video is!

Love the video man. For another video idea you should make yasuke the first black samurai into the first black shogun

Now that was the definition of a evil little puppet master. Great video

To paraphrase Oversimplified, "HEY! It's average size for the time, ya jerk!"

@ConnanTheCivilized

2 ай бұрын

“‘Send home the booty?’” “Daww! But I wanna stay!”

A small man can cast a very large shadow... Moreso if he is willing to castrate and devour his enemies.

Lovely challenge. Looking forward to your next CK3 crazy adventure ❤

Imagine a modern historian from this timeline discovering that the Franco-Byzantine Empire was _not_ formed by a series of prosperous and astute marriages, but rather by a mischevious little baby-faced man running around killing people

Reminds me of my recent playthrough; I took out every powerful vassals and heir I could throughout Europe before I took out rulers. Europe became just a collection of 1 and 2 county holdings

Imagine ruling kingdom of Crete as Jarl Hæstinn and continued as his son so that Crete would becoming powerful.

Nános of house mikrós Koifish you did more research than what I expected from you 👏

Thank you koifish, had been a while since ive been entertained this massivly

One of the most brutal dwarves I've ever seen, which hasn't been many but maybe I need to start keeping a list

Hey Koi Fish, I have an idea for you. What do you think of a series where our favorite Viking *wink wink* becomes an interdimensional traveler and conquers all the kingdoms in other mods? xd

@foisopracurtir6389

7 ай бұрын

Well, cross Japan & China from the list

« I’m gonna eat another Pope » That, my friends, is a glorious quote

GREAT VID BRO

A small Koifisch Ck3 video is still very much great to have and something one must *urgently* click on ;)

Nanos Mikros literally means Dwarf Small in greek. lol

Great vid

u made me make great hungary with arpad, love ur videos!

Did a campaign recently where I played as a viking count from northern Sweden, I migrated down to Crete and created a trade empire in the med.

this video was really fun as usual

Always great and the comedy is top notch

"I'm going to eat another Pope." I love this game

Due to Doux's scheme of completing his pokedrawfdex, with intense breeding for max IVs, we have reported a massive of dwarfs in the whole known World.

I can't believe the last Abbasid caliph had his Jihadi John cut off!

Great video Koifish

very nice video mr fish

I never get tired of Koi.

This should be shown to more people!

Just commenting because you asked so nicely. Hail the short kings!

Tall Krete was probably my most relaxing run ever, with 10 court grandeur everyone loves you because you're so far above expected grandeur

Koiking violated the subscribe button ;:O

@gordyrroy

7 ай бұрын

14:00 hahahaha holy moly

Cool video

8:12 man this is one helluva statement my god😂

Did... did he... did he just eat several Popes?!

Koifish is recovering from his addiction…maybe

One of my first CK3 campaigns was there. I made a "minoan" custom culture an religion, and I absorbed the other islands in the aegean and cyprus. Good times

Watched this with my gf, we sure had a laught at the "and ate another pope" 😂

I cannot believe you did not do a mini minotaur joke

Editor is doing great job recently

You should have conquered cyprus instead of venetia, not only they are closer to krete and are their own kingdom but you also need to win against the abassids and bizzantines to get it

Wow, this went insane. I mean “consume the child” insane. And yet, victory anyway.

I havent played too much with intrigue but now i have to

so much fun. as always.

This was the most dark Koyfish vídeo ever...

All I saw was a small Haesteinn owning everyone.

I love you funny swedish man

Love you Koiphish, comment for the allagirthm

I think you should do a series with haestinn as king of sparta

You can take crete cyprus and venice then take a bunch of random duchies to get to the empire size requirement and as long as you dont hold any other kingdom titles you can create a very small empire title. Only held kindoms are included in the empire's de jure land. Grant the excess lands and give them independence. Bada bing bada boom tiny little Mediterranean empire.

so good 😁

Muy buen video

Best wishes

Minoan renaissance, after 3500 years the jailors of the Minotaur rise again!

This truly shows that size does not matter - it's how you use it! 😂

With a custom character I managed to form the Roman Empire with a Crete start I called it the Reverse Roman Empire(basically start small and build up to Rome instead of starting as Byzantium.)

This video is like if Hasbulla became a medieval tyrant cannibal

Koifish saying that he kills more than smallpox is amazing Smallpox is extinct

Cool one

I like the fact that the game chose "Pavlina" as the name for your first child since "parvus" means small in Latin. It's not quite the same but it still got a giggle out of me.

It is not small the bigger ones hurt. This one is perfect!

I miss Haestienn saga! I hope you make more Haestienn saga, Koifish.

The king is the mini-Marlon Brando from The Island of Dr. Moreau

hello koifish good luck with the algoritmo

GOT reference out of ten. Dwarf was not drunk enough.

Koimunity? Not bad, not bad

As a man from Crete i can confirm that everyone is Short 🤣🤣🤣🤣

tyrion lannister films italian catch & cook vlog (he's bigger than he looks)

Why when it is always something related to Finnish, or Finland. The Episode just gets goofy in some way or form. But still ends up comming a good video 🤣

It’s not the size of the kingdom, it’s the motion of the ocean!

Y'know,playing as a dwarf ruler in ck3 is always on my shortlist.

Boosting the algorithm as demanded mr. Koifish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you customize the coat-of-arms of your house?

slightly unhinged? Like water being damp!

Well, actually a little child is smaller then a dwarf. 🤓 More like Koifraud, am I right?

I love his name Nanos. It literally means dwarf in Greek

Gotta love the Age of Empires 2 theme in the intro

I remember Koifish once did a collab and he complained that his collab keep eating hostages. How the times have changed.

Koifish, I thought you'd be the bigger man in this video and not punch down, I think it made the video come up short

I'm gonna eat another pope. --Koifish 2023

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