shawn becoming a sigma male wasn't on my 2024 prediction list

@SourPickle

3 ай бұрын

sigma male but still a twink in nature

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

smegma* male thank you very much :)

@TheBenevolent

3 ай бұрын

@@shawnmccombNAURRRRRRRR

not shawn confidently claiming he's a phycho while describing psychics

@Illusivem8ne

3 ай бұрын

What do you mean “not Shawn”? It was Shawn. He literally said it in this video.

@eggzacly

3 ай бұрын

i read this as physics

@haxel222

3 ай бұрын

You're taking it too literally. Here, "not Shawn" is basically a phrase, indicating what he said was pretty funny (and in some cases embarrassing). @@Illusivem8ne

@jessicalukram74

3 ай бұрын

Lmao

@peachy.syndrome7080

3 ай бұрын

@@Illusivem8ne people say “not me -“ and “not you -“ to joke around whether it’s to hype yourself up or acknowledging doing something cringe, etc.

"I can predict things in the future, and then they happen and i knew it" Shawn this isn't being psycho, this is called anxiety

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

A 40 minute video?! It shall accompany only the finest meal 🤌

listening to ribs while doing crunches is more psychotic than anything patrick bateman did

Dying at confusing psycho and psychic. Shawn! He’s a psycho!

shawn would be perfect for the american psycho remake

@dottyhall1778

3 ай бұрын

canadian psycho

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

hmmm

perfect time for post notification to go off while i’m rotting in bed

@blaze7494

3 ай бұрын

REAL

"uploaded 58 seconds ago" feeling very on the same wavelength with u rn,,,

shawn getting psycho and psychic mixed up is so real

I think we all should be following morning routines of well renowned psychopaths once in a while, im working on figuring out Jason Voorhees' skincare routine rn wish me luck!

I was so excited for you to read this! :( American Psycho is a work of fiction that is forever misunderstood. It is supposed to be a mockery of all those who look up to people like Patrick Bateman. In its core, it is supposed to be a critism of the capitalist system that bred a society so vain and overindulgent. The book is literally written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman. I think if you give it another chance, you might find that you actually like it.

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

I think so too!! The psycho-psychic thing was obviously a bit, but I genuinely don’t have much knowledge about the story. From what I read I could tell that it was satirical, and I imagine much of it would have been considered dark humour in the 90s, I just found that it wasn’t very clever or funny. It was just cruel. I think that dark humour has evolved so much, that this book has just aged poorly and is fully a product of its time. I had no idea the author is gay… that’s VERY interesting and I think actually makes a lot of sense. I’ve also been in a massive reading slump so attempting to read this was ROUGH, and not just because I was straining to read the words on my awful mass paperback LOL I planned on the book being a bigger part of this video but once I realized it was not the book for me in this moment, I decided to focus more on the morning routine and tried to keep my thoughts on the book as surface level as possible. Part of me regrets not including more of my thoughts on the book in the video, but once I decided to focus more on the morning routine I just ran with it. As you said I can always return to it, which I might!

@petrichor1655

3 ай бұрын

@@shawnmccomb That’s valid! I also believe there’s a right time to every book. This book was sitting on my bookshelf for YEARS before I got around to reading it, and I’m happy it turned out that way. When it’s the right time for you it’ll find you. About the mass paperback, may I suggest an e-reader? I don’t know how you feel about them but I find it really helps, especially when trying to get out of a reading slump. I do most of my reading at night but I don’t like a well-lit space. It’s really nice to be able to read in the dark comfortably. It’s incredibly light so no hand strain, you can adjust the font type and size so no eye strain either. I know, first world problems lol. But something to consider nonetheless :)

@ririschannelx

3 ай бұрын

You could apply this to Fight Club too. The satire goes over peoples heads. They’re critiquing not endorsing.

This is what I not the turn of events I expected when I saw you reading American Psycho on Goodreads...

Shawn has gone beyond the human realm. He's a phenomenon.

Shawn. Your definition of American psycho and its actual synopsis is unironically so funny

Did anyone else think that Patrick Bateman was Jason Bateman and Patrick Star’s estranged son?

@Rash23215

3 ай бұрын

No.... u r the only one

@mateip2918

3 ай бұрын

​@@Illusivem8ne why is a joke making you so mad? touch some grass dude

my life is pretty shitty lately and your videos are one of the only things that make me genuinely happy🐈‍⬛

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

🤍🤍🤍

I simply am not there. I am here. Watching this.

thanks for uploading directly as i sat down to eat, we just on that mental connection.

This might be embarrasing but ur vids are genuinely the highlight of my sunday😭😭

shawn walked so the film bros could run

now that explains the slip on the 420 episode of ranking your bookshelfs lmao

Oh yes, the classic Patrick Bateman core!!

I've never seen someone like him

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

okay!

my fav horror channel uploaded yay

"the movie was vague" oh boy when you read the book....

this definitely feels like that chapter on euphoria where cassie goes crazy. love ittttt

king of youtube becoming a sigma male, WE'VE WON

Cool vid as always you are glowing 💎 Vid idea: get into art and decorate your house with it 🎨🖼 you can try acrylic pouring, pottery, intuitiv drawing, finger painting or just throw wall paint on the wall 😁

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

okay! about to start throwing paint at my walls… thanks for the idea xx

@hegaukatze1599

3 ай бұрын

@@shawnmccomb 😆

I don't know what I would do with my life if there wasn't this ✨️king✨️ on KZread

i hope you know that you are quickly becoming one of my comfort youtubers, I am only this excited to click on a new video when it comes to Brittany Broski and now you

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

you are fixin to make me blush 🤭

Watching my fav sigma male

I've been so depressed lately+the next week is going to be a nightmare (I should be studying rn), but bless you for uploading. A fellow psychic ❤

34:26 why does he always specify his 'iphone' lol

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

my dad is Steve Jobs I get commission every time I mention an Apple product

The seasonal depression during winter when you live in the PNW is unreal 😭

i didnt expect this era to be the next for Shaun

i swear i have a fucking life i swear i don’t live on this channel

the facemask made me scream out loud. also lurv a long video!

Shawn, and specifically this video has the vibe of your cousin coming to stay with you and your family during the holidays so you have to share the room with him

i had a dream about this video being made ..

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

weird 🫢

the “theirs so much homophobia, THATS A VIBE” IS CRAZYYYYY if it wasn’t for your nicki meme obsession i would be frightened a lil

The MacBook Pro camera clips looks like an early 2000s paranormal found footage movie

@chrissy3875

3 ай бұрын

LMAOO

oh my good god king shawn posted. i’m sat. i’m ready. i’m excited.

you’re literally my fave

Ok, your content is masterpiece

you always post at the best times🙏🙏

love the glow up video

40 minute video oh we had to celebrate

Every video I watch of yours you become more relatable in the most unexpected way. Like the whole thing about learning to be good at skincare from a young age cause you had such bad acne. And being bitter about the people who now do it for fun. That's so real

I have never ever met not even one single person more relatable than shawn, didnt look out the screen once

Happiest time of the week frfr

YESSSSSS 40 MINUTES LETS GO

@zaima7337

3 ай бұрын

i have binge watched almost every video on this channel pls i need more stuff

6:07 Please, his edits are so good 🤣😭!

I STARTED CRYING WHEN THE EMOTIONAL PIANO MUSIC ATARYEF PLAYING OVER THE TOILET LFNAOOO

Shawn walking into frame after doing 100 crunches on day two had the same energy as “mom I frew up”

i love this ❤

that Patrick Bateman work ethic

I lost it at the water pick part and was still chuckling at the PB baby impression, so I lost it again twice as hard. Comedic genius, I swear.

shawtrick Batcome

shawn get back to the basement.

the eye mask is killing me

Not Shawn becoming a man manipulator

The waterpik bit was comedic gold

I act like I won the lottery everytime I see you uploaded a video. Got me jumping up and down fr

You're so babygirl for this one 💅🏼

Omg slayyyed those crunches 😂

omg shawn i love u

shawn, you are my favourite psycho ❤❤right behind the psycho twins

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

THE PSYCHO TWINS

Divine intervention is me finishing this book last night and Shawn posting this today

shawn playing ‘ribs’ by lorde really makes me happy.

The sped up crunches have me snorting, weezing, and crying at my work desk. Now I look like the psycho., thanks🙂❤️

I’d thought this was alr ur usual morning routine shawn 🙈

Thank you for doing this so we don’t have to ❤

My skin aches after all those peel off masks you did

I have a yoga matte saved in ny wishlist so I can do my own (normal) Bateman morning routine .. and now your vid pops up… this is a sign to finally buy it *cries in broke*

41 minutes…a feature film 🍿

I enjoyed this video a great deal because to be honest I feel like I learned a lot from this video. You look great 😊 you have beautiful skin and teeth. You are a very handsome guy. P. S. I wish you the best in life! 💗 Your video's are truly a lot of fun to watch. Question.... Where is your dog I didn't see him in this video?

The eye mask after the 200 crunches 😂😂😂

I watch your videos while eating

This might be patrick bateman

I expected the realization to come for the whole vídeo, but it never came…

HE NEEDS TO BE IN THE CLUB

listening to lorde while working out is so real

Gutted you didn't finish the book, it's worth the read.

"mind if I use you as a mirror?" *closes eyes*

Shawn I am new to your channel but you look so handsome... omgg!! In this video when you smile you kinda give off young Hugh Grant vibes ❤💥

Now i understand where he pulled that back handspring from in his other video 🫢🫣

Therapy time 🥰

i’m watching this while protesting 🤠

Working out to ribs by lorde is craaaazy but it’s my type of crazy

“Owner of the gymnasium’s son” 😭😭

Those sped up situps just look like you're crashing your skull on the floor on purpose (mood)

This scares me

ok did anyone else notice he got hit by a car?

A LING VIDEO OMFG YES!!!

pushing a shawn and christian bale twins agenda from now on

@shawnmccomb

3 ай бұрын

BRUH

i feel like im gonna be exactly like u in the next 5 years

IVE MISSED YOU

I just love waking up early and starting my day😃 (I woke up at 12 this morning)

@laurenkenney531

3 ай бұрын

omg me too (i woke up at 1:30)

seriously if i use my phone when i first wake up im about to be awn it ALLL DAY also: no fkn way you did crunches to ribs