When you realize that DF just made a sea urchin.

@kaymcdonald7349

3 жыл бұрын

Even sea urchins can move better than this disaster lol

@MamaTrixxieAsmr

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaymcdonald7349 because earth's devs anticipated maximum spike-itude

@Yomesto

3 жыл бұрын

evotution of sea urchin in a nutshell

@KhanMann66

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah Sea Urchin 101.

@michaelbingham5769

3 жыл бұрын

a long one but yes a sea urchin

"A creature designed to only cause harm" Creates literally a porcupine.

@Soken50

3 жыл бұрын

You could have said Urchin since it's in the sea, has no eyes and only a beak outside of it's shell, or a hedgehog since it is covered in spikes and can form into a spike ball when threatened but you had to go for the spiky creature furthest from it in appearance for some reason, the porcupine which can only erect spines on it's butt.

@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture

3 жыл бұрын

Those Fuzzy Caterpillars that are Danger Touch

@Exis247

3 жыл бұрын

porcupines are cute af

@Rejj_

3 жыл бұрын

Not literly. You must be a kid?

@NStripleseven

3 жыл бұрын

Sea porcupine

Just wait until he learns he can make them longer.

@stefanomartinelli7344

3 жыл бұрын

I Will wait until people learn how to put Spike in the mouth. It happened to me once, and I never tried to get It more than once but the steps should be: 1) make the area for the mouth large 2) make the mouth large 3) Place a Spike anywere and make It small 4) move It inside the mouth and regulate the size 5) you can still eat, but now you can double hit with the Spike and the mouth. (I don't Remember if this Is exactly what I did, but I distincly remember playing the s**t out of this game and finding out some weird bugs, like the Spike + mouth or the "never leave water trick", wich basically makes you play the creature fase only in water and going to Land makes the big Monster come out and eat you, eggs in water have a weird floating physic)

@GenericUrbanism

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@FTMothman

3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanomartinelli7344 holy fuck I want to try that

@michaelbingham5769

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAA THE CHAOS

@Connorses

3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanomartinelli7344 My favorite trick was if you keep an eyeball that's only available on the microbe stage, you can scale it really freaking big in creature stage and have things stick out of it OR be hidden inside. I made a walking eyeball with horns and no visible mouth. It it still my favorite creation.

Goal: make EVERYONE suffer. Mouth spikes: everyone includes you.

Most creatures: run fast, claw, EAT this one: TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME

@tilde5884

3 жыл бұрын

The Spore Manifest Blonde

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@dee779

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthspam4710 oh no

@user-sq3ey3jg4k

3 жыл бұрын

@@dee779 oh no

@ThEspectrum20

3 жыл бұрын

​@@user-sq3ey3jg4k OH NO, NO, NO, NO. NOOO

-immobile -no eyes -spikes=yes Df’s Favourite animal is sea urchin confirmed

@Puki9117

3 жыл бұрын

And Cactuses!

@abyss1315

3 жыл бұрын

Uh...sea urchins can move

@Puki9117

3 жыл бұрын

@@abyss1315 The "Creature" also moves,but it's so slow it migth as well don't (Like Sea urchins)

@abyss1315

3 жыл бұрын

@@Puki9117 Sea urchins can still move though, they're incredibly destructive and them being mostly immobile is a good thing considering they eat kelp like crazy and most oxygen on earth comes from the ocean as well, which includes kelp, of which are photosynthetic organisms that produce oxygen and sea urchins are invasive pests that while are slow, can cause great damage when in numbers unless predators like Sea otters are able to scoop them up and protect the kelp by eating them. Tldr: Sea urchins are slow and not very immobile but are dangerous in numbers to the oceanic environment =/= Funny cell creature from funny video that makes us laugh by being basically immobile and struggling to survive I rest my case of Sea urchins being immobile in the way y'all are thinking they are and I bid you good day bc I'm not wasting my time with silly youtube comments cause "I'm the big brain person" in the scenario

@Puki9117

3 жыл бұрын

@@abyss1315 K

"I'm pretty much just a tumbleweed that's going to kill things occasionally." - DangerouslyFunny 2020

@Uben-Dover

3 жыл бұрын

E

@W.DANIEL

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@finalistburrito2499

3 жыл бұрын

So basically just a sentient tumbleweed?

@andrewcosmicanimations8709

3 жыл бұрын

Was scrolling through the comments randomly, and stumbled upon this comment right at the moment it was said in the video. I dont know, I just find this coincidence very amusing.

@humblemestizo5442

3 жыл бұрын

So a sea urchin.

Everyone else: *Live, Run, Eat* This one creature: "PLEASE TOUCH ME! I NEED YOU FOR FOOOOOOOOOD!!"

@connorclements3999

3 жыл бұрын

Parasites in a nutshell

@alexandercox9004

Жыл бұрын

That would actually be horrifying to come across

Tip for the future- if you scroll while hovering over a part in cell creator, it changes the size. Part size when added is generally average.

@frostyflames7864

3 жыл бұрын

Since we're giving spore tips- hold ctrl when grabbing a new part to not have it mirrored. Then it won't be mirrored!

@carbonbeaker409

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostyflames7864 Hmm! That’s one I hadn’t figured out! Thanks! I’ll be sure to use it in my next playthrough!

@melonmanmoop3255

3 жыл бұрын

if you hold left click on a color it'll open a shading pallete for that color.

@polydullmemes3497

3 жыл бұрын

I've used that to make a blob that swallows up it's enemies when trying to attack

@Snobilicat12

3 жыл бұрын

selecting a part and holding alt lets you rotate it freely. also mods...mods are great

*"Touch me, get in my mouth " "Keep touching me"* - DF 2020 colorised 18+

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@ev0n247

3 жыл бұрын

*”Touch me big boy”* -another cursed message from DF

@rmbss9203

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@FinnishCrystal

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@ev0n247

3 жыл бұрын

guys this needs to stop

I think you've discovered an entirely new predatory technique: entice something to try to eat you, thereby knocking into other prey.

@user-ik1bq6qg2u

3 жыл бұрын

Parasites then?

@michelehastings3870

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ik1bq6qg2u more like parafright

@ElysetheEevee

3 жыл бұрын

More like some kind of a extra screwed up bait and switch.

@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp

2 жыл бұрын

Hol' up, I feel that this thing could move around by using its myriad of spikes like oars on a viking ship

KZreadrs with similar energies: -DangerouslyFunny -GrayStillPlays -RTGames -Let's Game It Out

@monsterteamtr6488

3 жыл бұрын

Yea i think xD ( i dont wacthed rtgames or lets game it out yet but i gonna look to these channels someday lol)

@emeraldangler

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget mitten squad

@fmw_lol7223

3 жыл бұрын

And EazySpeezy

@sylwiasadowska208

3 жыл бұрын

And Call Me Kevin

@bradwyant2993

3 жыл бұрын

When you watch all of them you have achieved the psychopath achievement.

me the entire time after he made it impossible to eat: *REMOVE THE DAMN MOUTH SPIKES*

@CryoXerxes

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just annoyed he didnt rush for the proboscis. its a spike that you can eat through

@matteochiesurin2365

3 жыл бұрын

What bothered me more were those 2 spikes that he put in the beginning that weren’t straight :p

@DrLongWang

3 жыл бұрын

Or just make the mouth bigger

I didn't know that DF had such a desire to create me.

@Thegentechgamer

3 жыл бұрын

Oof size: large

@halfway7690

3 жыл бұрын

Your.pfp. So do if you do that, do you do it with the seat on or down?

@green_claw2830

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't he created coller Rainy Birb

@Joseph_mama

3 жыл бұрын

1:1 replica, 10/10

@reaperthegecko4592

3 жыл бұрын

Sir that wold be creating a creature to be a disappointment

I like how he talks happily and calmly while all hell is going loose

@dragonwhiskers42

3 жыл бұрын

Yup!

@peanutsaber8837

3 жыл бұрын

This is fine

“Your creation needs a mouth.” God making the Atlas Moth: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”

@maxeon0937

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, those guys have a bad adulthood.

@PatriotAnimation

3 жыл бұрын

And cicadas

@alexandercox9004

Жыл бұрын

And lunar moths

@ald7282

Жыл бұрын

and mayflies and any silk moth. rip mouthless bugs lol

@chitinskin9860

Жыл бұрын

@@PatriotAnimation cicadas have mouths, very sharp ones capable of stabbing through bark.

"I'm a spiky sausage of adversity" is going to be my new tinder tagline

@bobthetomato7005

3 жыл бұрын

“I have a spicy sausage of adversity”

@swordzanderson5352

3 жыл бұрын

'spiky sausage' doesn't exactly spell appeal to the ladies.

@randomidiot8142

3 жыл бұрын

@@swordzanderson5352 they like adversity when it's a guy playing hard to get.

@swordzanderson5352

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomidiot8142 i'm talking about when spiky sausage is literal.

@swordzanderson5352

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-bn6vg8ck4t Tinder is a dating app.

I feel like this would be how DF would announce that he’s having a kid.

@DanksterPaws

3 жыл бұрын

Ded

@bruh-zn8ju

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@hy3na739

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@galaxygrlray9979

3 жыл бұрын

yep things he needs to do 1. face reveal 2. get a relationship 3. be the best DF he can be which will be absolutely hilarious 4. do his thang

What’s funny is this is a legit underwater strategy in real life

@swordsmancs

3 ай бұрын

The life of a sea urchin

Every time he upgraded and forgot to remove the mouth spikes I died a little inside lmao

"Keep touching me" -DF, 2020.

@thebaconguy1661

3 жыл бұрын

Wait that’s illegal.

@haydensimper5744

3 жыл бұрын

Social distancing people

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He really said “take a bite out of me” to a herbivore

"touch me" "don't touch me" "it won't touch me again" for 15 min

This dude's voice is so gentle and comforting so it's weird hearing DF say morbid things bc it always comes off like: "♥️so let's💫 build✨✨ a creature that♥️🌈 lives in a✨ state of 💓constant 🌈💫suffering🌈🌈💞"

@thechosenfundead6626

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for perfectly visualizing it

@richardp5920

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Caboose, from Red vs. Blue

@_Alibon_

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardp5920 i- yes

@acat7798

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardp5920 FACTS

@dylanthatsit390

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardp5920 THE WAY I GASPED

>chooses bumblebee pattern Also df: "Why is it striped?"

@Peep_chief2

3 жыл бұрын

I love crab rave

@rouxgamer2193

3 жыл бұрын

È

@TheUltima_Werewolf

3 жыл бұрын

A

@Puki9117

3 жыл бұрын

Because in the creator there isn't stripes

@hahboiiigotcha9402

3 жыл бұрын

@@Puki9117 r/wooosh

As an avid spore player, seeing DF remove the Flagella during the cell stage hurt me on a spiritual level. That part makes you move faster. When he removed the eye it reminded me of another spore video that was just Worm. No eyes, no killing, no legs, just a body and mouth

@carbonbeaker409

3 жыл бұрын

Him using small spikes hurt me so much

@carbonbeaker409

3 жыл бұрын

@sans the skeleton well, that’s what he do

@chickychocku

3 жыл бұрын

You could also say it hurt you on a *cellular level*

@carbonbeaker409

3 жыл бұрын

@@chickychocku that to, I appreciate the pun

@1th_to_comment.

Жыл бұрын

ah, the pitiful worm challenge.

FD: *Sees herbivore* FD: "Take a bite out of me, I know you want to."

@TheRealGamada

2 жыл бұрын

Why FD instead of DF ?

@exittierone

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealGamada autocorrect, probably

@TheRealGamada

2 жыл бұрын

@@exittierone it is all coming together...

@ybobux

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealGamada Fangerously Dunny

@TheRealGamada

2 жыл бұрын

@@ybobux not bad, not bad.

"Today I feel like messing with evolution, so let's build a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering." Achievement Unlocked: New Favorite KZreadr

DF in every other game: "how much speed is it possible to stack to make me ridiculously fast?" DF in Spore: Designs a creature too slow to do any more than drift aimlessly... tbh, I expected him to crack and pile on speed boosts before the end of the video 😅

@ChaoticNeutralMatt

3 жыл бұрын

Never underestimate DF's insanity

@thefudgems

9 ай бұрын

I was praying for it, so I knew he wouldn’t 😂

"Touch me big boy" -Dangerously Funny 2020

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@rmbss9203

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@justsomeguy8029

3 жыл бұрын

[lenny face]

"I'm basically a tumbleweed that kills things occassionally." Out of context that is terrifying.

@mikedanielespeja6128

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's just the Keanu Reeves tumbleweed.

DF: "Yeah, touch me wherever you want. Also, get in my mouth." What kind of channel was this again? XD

@josephzanes7334

3 жыл бұрын

Questionable to be sure xd

Why do I feel like DF is actually the only KZreadr to comit a warcrime because he thought it would be fun

@badduka198

3 жыл бұрын

Those children in Yemen stand no chance

@yawn7730

3 жыл бұрын

he'll probably be like, oh how was i suppose to know that was a warcrime

@yawn7730

3 жыл бұрын

while nuking half the planet

@LordZomdadoSpy

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@Bigk

3 жыл бұрын

@@badduka198 that's fucked up and funny at the same time 😂 dark humor can be pretty interesting

Literally just me playing spore every time

@thedemonraptor26

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@daltoncarverxc

3 жыл бұрын

How did you comment on a video one minute after it got posted if the video is fourteen minutes long?

@starfangirls

3 жыл бұрын

@@daltoncarverxc i-

@starfangirls

3 жыл бұрын

Okay I'll admit it I'm a time traveler I watch the video and then I went back in time.....

@crowborn666

3 жыл бұрын

Is spore a computer game? Would it work on a chromebook?

*_"I'm a spicy sausage of adversity."_* ... _subscribes_

The fact that he didn't fix the spikes that were tilted caused me to suffer as well.

@Savenya_Amari

Жыл бұрын

Worst part in this video xD

@spirityt2192

Жыл бұрын

Bro fr that constantly was annoying me

DF: stop touching me, I want the big one

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know that the aim was pain but if he'd use the omnivore "mouth" thingy, he'd have more room for spikes, since the mouth is basically a straw.

@swordsmancs

3 ай бұрын

If he could get to the part anyways

"Let's build a crwature that is constantly in suffering" The Pain Elemental from Doom Eternal

"My mouth hole was my vulnerable hole" XD i cant omfg

0:55 I wasn’t expecting Giorno’s Theme. Especially when you’re creating an abomination of life.

@Human-me6gu

3 жыл бұрын

He also added the Pillar men theme, a true JoJo fan

Wow. This was the most gruling Spore experience I have ever watched.

You managed to make an entertaining video playing the most boring part of Spore. Such an impressive feat.

DF: I am a spikey sausage of advesaty. me: *scrolls to comment section

"So he better put lots of things in his mouth" -Dangerously Funny 2020

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

so many other weird quotes in this one like come touch me big boy

@jamisoncrawford2265

3 жыл бұрын

Or “GET.IN.MY.MOUTH”

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamisoncrawford2265 its getting a bit odd

@swswangel

3 жыл бұрын

IS THIS VIDEO PORRN

@malcolm_c189

3 жыл бұрын

@@swswangel no

"ooh, touch me big boy!" -DF,2020

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Today I feel like messing with evolution. So let's make a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering." -DF 2020

You appeared in my recommendation yesterday and I’m in love with your content

Alt title: DF plays god and causes his creations to endure extreme suffering...

@Puki9117

3 жыл бұрын

So normal god

I admire your dedication. I could never have suffered through leveling such a slow creature.

Just saw this video while watching Spore videos, thanks for a good laugh!

"why wont anyone touch me" honestly I thought u were family friendly XD

DF: *makes a creature to only to make others suffer* God making me: *makes a creature to only make myself suffer*

@AA-yl4br

3 жыл бұрын

Oof size: l a r g e

@wolf2403

3 жыл бұрын

Heh, I feel ya

@Rejj_

3 жыл бұрын

Im not religous

@Skykbo11

3 жыл бұрын

Anything you want to talk about?

@hatyyy

3 жыл бұрын

MEGA R/woooosh

i loved it when you played this a couple years ago. thanks for bringing it back!

Love the vid! I really want you to come back to this creature and continue the series. Maby even to the civilization part.

Haha! Played Spore a lot, wanted some nostalgia, but this vid is sick, i laughed my ass off! thank you!

Nobody: DF: touch me, get in my mouth

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

hmmmmmm

@thescreemregular5168

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@darthspam4710

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@thatonedudeohyeah7042

3 жыл бұрын

Darth Spam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You're simply dastardly. I love it.

Dude I spent so much time messing with this game as a kid, glad people are still having fun with it

DF: looks at herbivore Also DF: EAT ME

Yay he’s gone back to spore!

This made me very happy. You made a mix of an urchin and sea slug. It's adorable, derpy, and murdery.

Please keep going with this monster

I seem to remember someone saying something like, 'Given the opportunity, players will optimize the fun out of a game.' Whoever said that has never met DF. Also I like how the length of the video is pretty in sync with DF's experience meter it really make you appreciate just how much suffering he goes through to make these. Either that, or how much suffering he makes his editors go through.

i love his opening statement, "now lets make a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering"

i havent watched your videos in awhile and clicked on the video in my reccomended without looking who it was and immediately gasped and smiled when i heard it was you

God please make more of this its golden

Spore: “make anything you can imagine and evolve “ Df: makes reverse pincushion with a mouth Me: “why just why” (presses like button)

10 years or so and I still find this game delightful.

“You can touch me whenever you want” “Also get in my mouth” Wait,excuse me? That’s not very family friendly.

The reason that thing pops up saying you can made is cuz it's reminding you you have the capability of mating. You can at any point change your creature. You don't have to wait for the little hint at the bottom. Also, the tentacle mouths means it's a herbivore period it's not going to go after you.

I haven’t watched yet, but I am excited watch DF screw up evolution.

@popetrondaungudomdej7014

3 жыл бұрын

You were correct

@popetrondaungudomdej7014

3 жыл бұрын

@Haley Bowers The heck he doing over there?

@RequiemPoete

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, he succeeded. There are things that look like that in nature.

Mom: listening to what im watching Dangerouslyfunny: come on touch me anywhere anywhere you want

@NoOne-ju8fi

3 жыл бұрын

God has a mom?

@monsterteamtr6488

3 жыл бұрын

Im lucky my mom not english and shes english is a bit bad xD

This needs a series

Best video ever! I’m your burgers fan ever!!!!! Keep up the work :DDDDD

With every video, DF’s editing skills grows...

@charlie_ck

3 жыл бұрын

He has an editor.

That one spike that was tweaked sideways was murdering my OCD

@nizzefsflasku5042

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I want to die, please, lord, make this end...

Its cool seing my childhood game being hyped again

This guy is like the type of KZreadr that does the ideas in old games that no other KZreadr did and it pissed you off

I’m glad that someone is doing spore. it was a great game.

absolutely love the spore content in 2020

Your narration is amazing 😂

Thank you for reminding me of my monstrosities in this game, actually though, thank you

The editing is getting chaotic, I love it

So exited you started up spore again! Can’t wait to see the hideous monster you make!

2:06 That is surprisingly accurate to evolution, some animals actually did develop to look or act like other animals that were known to be poisonous or toxic to eat. (in your case spiky bad touch)

I love how spore is such an old game, but tons of people still make great content with it

I wonder how he managed to play for so long, and even adjust the body of the creature, and not realize he could adjust the size of the actual parts (spikes/mouth) especially since he also saw creatures with different sized parts.

Yes, finally, he's playing this game!

im just glad he has a better pc in this one

Please continue and make this creature the king of that planet

12 years late to play spore lmao. I do love this game though, brang some nice memories back :)

@Lana-vn8li

3 жыл бұрын

Brang?

Now make a creature that is insanely fast Make it so fast that it start lagging the game

@Nehauon

Жыл бұрын

How?

I usually prefer making a zoomie cell creature, zipping around at the speed of a microscopic life form is fun.

This the first of your videos I've seen but I think I'm gonna subscribe

Oh so you’re doing spore now? This will certainly end welk

"Today I feel like messing with evolution" - God with Australia

This is legit ordinary sausage with gray still play in it also

“Why are we still here? Just to suffer?” God: 0:00

@mikedanielespeja6128

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me God, are... you puuuunishing meeeee? Is this the price I'm paying for my past mistake? This... Is...my reeeedemption soooong.

This man who currently says "touch me" should really do a collab together with Let'sGameItOut

@nohintshere

3 жыл бұрын

this guy, let's game it out and graystillplays would make a perfect trio

@callmemisty5879

3 жыл бұрын

Yes to both of you