"How are you related to this girl?" "I... am her nemesis!"

"What is speaking a sign of?" Weakness? "You, out. Fired."

The writing for this show is pretty much unparalleled.

Jack-off is one of the most brilliant jokes in comedy history

"If you say one more syllable, that's a haiku." "Leave."

“Oh…are we starting?” 😂😂😂😂😂

Love how the principal also calls them fat Vicky and hot Vicky

@morgantrias3103

5 ай бұрын

Worse, the girl calls them Vicky and fat Vicky. The principle added the "hot". Real creep.

@oig40203

5 ай бұрын

@@morgantrias3103 I would bet "Hot Vicky" was used by Kaylie in a prior take that wound up on the proverbial cutting room floor and they didn't do a continuity check. Kaylie does mention Hot Vicky in the final office scene with Jack.

@sunkintree

5 ай бұрын

@@morgantrias3103 I'm sure your cats will be very interested to hear all about this.

@capcenter7365

5 ай бұрын

so more people get involved ..?

"Yes, may I please speak to pizza?" 😂 🍕

@oolala53

5 ай бұрын

So Liz.

I like how Liz's ice cream just appears.

God, this show was written so well! And Alec and Tina are brilliant together

Tracy saying "Comedy lives in a wide shot," as they do a wide for that one shot is the single best joke in the show. It makes me laugh so goddamn hard.

@JHenrySmith2

5 ай бұрын

Oh man how have I never noticed that! Hahaha such an unnecessary cut but it's so good

When Jack ‘silence of the lambs’ Kennith I lost it.

@whlewis9164

3 ай бұрын

All the way to the nnnn bbbbb cccccc

"May I speak with Pizza" has to be one of the best line in comedy ever.

Best obscure reference ever "No one has ever won a land war in Russia. Not Napoleon, not Hitler...not even Balky in the unaired 9th season of Perfect Strangers". The writing on the show was positively Simpson-esque (golden age seasons 1-10)

Every scene with Tina and Alec is gold.

“At a very loosely supervised petting zoo.” That image is stuck in my head.

The John Boehner crying part. 😂

Jack vs. Kaylee is one of the best arcs of the show. I'm annoyed the clip where Jack told her, "And I can always seduce one of your teachers and get her to fail you," and then both a male and female teacher said they would like that, isn't in the video LOL!

@stirlingarcher7972

4 ай бұрын

There’s a 10 min video compilation of the Jack/Kaylee feud and that scene is in it.

"In 5 years we'll all either be working for him....or be dead by his hand" I wish people would understand when i quote these shows lol. Same with Scrubs

Whoever wrote for the principle definitely wrote for Dr spaceman

I love their friendship.

Alec Baldwin went to NYU to study acting.

@ryd421

5 ай бұрын

NYU went to Alec Balwin to study acting.

@yolo_burrito

5 ай бұрын

The jokes are so great.

@raleighsmalls4653

3 ай бұрын

.....and was a waiter at the famous straight edge nightclub for vegetarians, Studio 54.

@ezeqeel8352

26 күн бұрын

​@@ryd421Acting went to NYU to study Alex Baldwin

Margaret Cho as Kim Jong Il was masterful!

Best show ever

Everything is sunny all the time, always. Good time. Beach party. Back to you, Avareeb

Since watching that scene, anytime I have to beat my own score/time/record on anything I think "it's me, playing with myself, it's a Jack off (though my name isn't Jack).

Loved the entire show. I watched the whole series. Tina Fey is still a hottie.

"In 5 years, we'll all be working for him....or dead by his hand." Turns out he was right!

Speaking to pizza was funny 😄 😆 🤣

Love it. What a show!

i took notes and showed compassion !

"And even though they've never won a war..."😅

And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules!

Good grief, I only sampled this show. Well, my excuse is ok...I went out to jazz clubs. But this is just awesome, and now I promise to stop spending all my cash on coffee and pastries and absorb all of this series.

the movie theater at the Springfield Mall was torn down well before this show aired.

back to you, ailorrib

Wasn't that Jack Donaghy channeling his inner Hannibal Lecter on 10:12 ?

Just now seeing now that Tina is afraid to ask for no red bell peppers, and for that matter ANY changes to what's on the menu, is very human. Chips should only be added to bulky bun sandwich btw. She's doing it wrong.

Usc and a Johnny mountain reference. Good day for so cal.

So we're just posting entire episodes on KZread now

My god, what are those monsters doing to her?

Shout out to Springfield and KOP malls...

We now go to a prerecorded statement from SUPER CRAZY North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il

I told her to stay. I didn't want her at home. This is my fault. Leave.

Any of the jokes about North Korea and Kim Jong-il are

The title hits different after his manslaughter charge...

@oolala53

5 ай бұрын

He didn’t write the line nor pick the title.

Alec Baldwin killed his cinematographer

@stirlingarcher7972

4 ай бұрын

He manslaughter’d her

@sclogse1

3 ай бұрын

That means you're a Trump supporter. Here's some data. The Trump Foundation, run by Don and the kids, was found guilty in court in 2019 of skimming off half of it's 5.6 million veterans charity donations of 2.8 million to spend it on the 2016 election and Trump enterprises. (Mar-a-lago bills) Trump admitted he used the charity funds for political causes. He also admitted to claiming credit for monies that actually came from non Trump charities. Fraud on a multimillion dollar level. The suit accused the foundation of being nothing more than an empty shell, with no employees, and not having a board meeting since 1999. Fined 2 million, the 2.8 million ordered repaid, and the Foundation ordered dissolved. All public record. If anyone out there is still wondering if Trump thinks veterans are suckers, look no further.

@kirasgirl

3 ай бұрын

Wasn't it an accident? 😢

@marcosovideo

3 ай бұрын

@@kirasgirl it was, not even his fault, he thought it was a prop gun.

@alrightyru

3 ай бұрын

@@kirasgirl He was unaware that the gun had live bullets in it