never petting a cat again

@akmalhakim272

17 күн бұрын

5 sec damn

@ApplBlueDooDooAtEditing

17 күн бұрын

Greatt

@Croooshader

17 күн бұрын

rip

@Bookwastake

17 күн бұрын

yo wsg Kolanii

@Last_Baguette0001

17 күн бұрын

Real

In his defense, he did do the whole thing without making ONE mistake...

@DekuTheDestroyer

17 күн бұрын

technically true

@Seagull646

17 күн бұрын

Yeahhh… only about.. oh god

@Epic_Ham

17 күн бұрын

DANG..

@SPAMTON_GSPAMTON1997

17 күн бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@Dystux

17 күн бұрын

14:17 he said sand super instead of duper in his own subtitles..

10:17 "another day, another innocent animals habitat destroyed" -Kolanii 2024

I love how in the beginning around 0:49 he's saying how starving he is, and then when he opens the chest, there's cooked chicken in his inventory 💀💀

@blixxy537

Күн бұрын

and also cooked mutton n apples

@opal.starss

10 сағат бұрын

And the pig spawn eggs 😭 Ik it was a joke but like-

it's giving chaos 🤣

@littlebocarlito3741

16 күн бұрын

First

@littlebocarlito3741

16 күн бұрын

Hi KZread

@Average_cuber

16 күн бұрын

Wait WHAT IM THIRD

@Johnny_skibidi

16 күн бұрын

@@KZread IM FOURTH

@_Kakyoin

16 күн бұрын

@@KZread Yo! KZread

Did you die in Minecraft? "Well yes, but actually no."

@Chicken9328

17 күн бұрын

🤣

@Waltnut

17 күн бұрын

Remember son, dying is *gay*

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 19235

@anikingamingg

17 күн бұрын

@@LgbtqRightsReal reported

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 46450

Great video, Kolanii. 18:49 Other possible alternatives: - using a water pillar and positioning the character just outside the stream so the water effects won't show up. - placing Vines (regular, Twisting, or Weeping). - placing a Ladder. - jumping off with the Slow Falling status effect. - levitating upwards with the Levitation status effect.

@Yeeter_356

6 күн бұрын

He literally used villager spawn eggs at 1:04

@Lai_Animtions

Күн бұрын

⁠@@Yeeter_356 i think you should watch his Collected illegal items vid becuase i think it was just a misunderstanding and your a new viewer

6:26 we cry💀

@lian.8457

12 күн бұрын

I found that quite funny

@haacctest6497

7 күн бұрын

cry bruh

@cindyplumb3702

7 күн бұрын

@@Gameingnonstop at least it wasn’t his netherite pick right?😅

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

6 күн бұрын

Higorashi When They Cry.

@FellowTraveler-r7y

4 күн бұрын

❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊

I forgot you even existed but im so glad to be reminded of you again

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 39760

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 46743

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 80457

@noobking6540

17 күн бұрын

@@LgbtqRightsReal I kinda disagree, Ok 160914

@youlooklikescpthewhatabadname

17 күн бұрын

​@LgbtqRii i kinda disagree, 2321.643.57

The fact his hunger was full in the thumbnail was a dead giveaway

@TheRussell747

14 күн бұрын

There are numerous other more obvious things lmao

@supercraftuuyt7828

13 күн бұрын

@@TheRussell747 dont hate this is an insane build

@leanderbuttle5103

13 күн бұрын

@@supercraftuuyt7828no I’ve seen better

@THECOMPLETEGAMER-ik4ke

12 күн бұрын

​​@@supercraftuuyt7828Doubt he's hating but yes it is a very impractical joke that's a good build

@sabarathore5174

12 күн бұрын

I mean, him taking it from a shot where it clearly shows it wasn't a real death also kinda swayed me into thinking that it was fake, but hey, hunger is more effective method.

Imagine fighting a cat and surviving and then suddenly getting struck by lightning 💀

12:32 the answer to your question is that dirt does not generate in the deepslate layers

"Did you die in Minecraft Hardcore?" "Yesn't"

@yesntdid

17 күн бұрын

u called?

@JustJorby

17 күн бұрын

@@yesntdid lmao 🤣

@Mrllama.

16 күн бұрын

unfortunately Yes😔. BUT I LIVED!

@A_GuyWithStage4Paranoia

4 күн бұрын

😂😂OMG 😂 you’re so FUNNY 🤣 🤣 so quirky 👉👈 🤪 so different 🤩absolute crackhead energy 🤪🤪 comedic genius🧠 😂 I literally can’t

Bro I am getting whiplash from how fast this is going. One moment he is breeding villagers the next he is building a giant death screen. I respect the hustle

Just discovered your channel, I am at a complete loss for words, I can't wait to see your next uploads! You manage to keep it interesting and being funny even when it's just building!

@Nateplaysminecraft

11 күн бұрын

Question

@sftf557

9 күн бұрын

@@Nateplaysminecraft You have the talking stick, go ahead

14:26 “Double the thickness Double the speed Got me dead 💀💀💀

Looks at a smelter, then proceeds to say it is his favourite thing whilst being in the same world as a oversized beacon, an oversized end portal and an oversized nether portal😂

@Adnonnymous

11 күн бұрын

in all fairness his smelter probably helped a lot in making all of those things

He misplaced more glass than I have ever placed in this game. Great video!

@the_SEAT

17 күн бұрын

i got the 100th like lessggooooo

@scottmeyer4192

13 күн бұрын

@@the_SEATI got the w09th

@Luca-La-Rosa

13 күн бұрын

he got the 200th like fuck no

6:53 Kolanii: its starting to look like something. Me: IT IS SOMETHING!

It's always hype when kolanii posts a new hardcore vid

6:16 I like how Kolanii could've turned off clouds but decided to wait instead

@Naldillo11

17 күн бұрын

17:23 He forgot that you can do that until the end of the video

The things you do are so creative, I often quit playing Minecraft because I can’t think of things to do but you always find something new and interesting to do. You’re awesome Kolanii!

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 63201

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 60397

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 65172

@eitifrie

17 күн бұрын

This has been done before though kzread.info/dash/bejne/fmiGpZOId5Spc7A.html

@Arnav20475

17 күн бұрын

You got all the corny boys bru 💀

thank you do much for this video, its because i always die when i made a really amazing project then just loose it, but your video really helped me, you earnt a new sub

6:27 “We cry”. Made me laugh way too hard that was out of nowhere 😂😂😂

Kolanii Builds a literal gigantic end portal in the overworld Also kolanii to a basic auto smelter: "this is the best thing ive ever built" 8:31

@fullmoonshadow6967

17 күн бұрын

How do you have no replies? lol

@Nateplaysminecraft

11 күн бұрын

Rplie

0:02 nuh uh, Hatsune Miku did that

@mesafullking

9 күн бұрын

am i missing a refrence?

@THECOOLDUDE94588

5 күн бұрын

@@mesafullking there’s a whole ‘Hatsune Miku created MineCraft’ meme, I recommend u google it :3

"Double the thickness, double the speed" 😂

@Mitsuri-ku9zw

9 күн бұрын

AYO

"Did you die?" "Sadly yes, but I lived!"

I didnt expect u to upload this fast, thanks for this speed

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 54838

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 69863

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 68891

@Judecow

17 күн бұрын

What do you mean other person

@dragonblitz502

13 күн бұрын

​@@LgbtqRightsRealwho knew that bots can be such a**holes?

the only hardcore youtuber that's actually bearable to watch and deserving of a sub

this video feels like an acid trip and i love it

babe wake up new kolanii video just dropped

@Scarecrowboyyyy

17 күн бұрын

She’s been asleep a while

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 96074

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 62340

@fallkey4822

17 күн бұрын

​@@LgbtqRightsReal bot

@mushroomking69420

17 күн бұрын

E

I almost cried when I saw the thumbnail, ‘cause you put so much work into that world. I’m so happy you didn’t actually die. 😅

@lightningtail97

17 күн бұрын

Same 😆 I gasped so loud

@DenimJacket-md4ie

16 күн бұрын

i fully fell for it lol, the top comment being about a mistake he made didn’t help either lol

"im back! missed me?" ahh video😭😭😭😭

This video is amazing. it's rare that I find a 19 minute video that's entertaining the whole way through.

If anyone's ever earned the right to shamelessly clickbait, it's our boy Kolanii; especially after this.

@SweatySheets

14 күн бұрын

He didn't even clickbait it properly. He built it with 821, but thumbnail has 819exp, comment bait goes brrrr I suppose

Is the apocalypse nearing? Kolanii uploading a video just might be the fifth Horseman

@dope4759

17 күн бұрын

No

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 14146

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 13905

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 61370

@MirAilon

17 күн бұрын

I love when the internet agrees with me

~I miss the old kolanii One hundred days kolanii No fancy editing kolanii~

0:29 “generating pain” 😭

Death message, “Kolanii escaped the confines of this world whilst fighting the ender dragon.”

@unnamedplayer7141

16 күн бұрын

mumbojumbo found a pretty good one, it's something along the lines of "Mumbo walked into the danger zone due to llama"

@Bananaiss1ck

16 күн бұрын

Whilst fighting cat

"Did you die in Minecraft?" "Yesn't"

@Right_Sune

15 күн бұрын

oi that's a copy of my comment

Kolanni: dies to a panda Friend: its another joke right? RIGHT?

Kolanii slowly realizing that he could've use 4x4 glasses as a platform as a standing platform to look through, rather than placing all that glasses.

HE IS ALIVE!!!

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 64961

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 28130

@Desenter_7

17 күн бұрын

@@Jeju__ yesssss!!

@leepicmapper

17 күн бұрын

Hold on... JEJU!

@Jeju__

17 күн бұрын

@@leepicmapper indeed it is me, the island in south korea. How are you doing?

7:54 ”Oh hello there” *with Obi-Wan Kenobish voice*

@Friendly-Neighborhood-Asexual

17 күн бұрын

I'd say Shrek

@theefficientguy7202

13 күн бұрын

More like shrek

"Why do I hear boss music?" Such a good speech

And now we just come down here 'TOTEM POPS' and now we just smelt this cactus

Yay! New Kolanii video! I always rewatch your stuff after a while, the one of the 1000 dogs os probably my favorite! That being saidn I'm happy you finally made a sand dupper. It's gonna make your life a bit easier

11:10 the fact that he didnt even die xd

@H-zt8qq

14 күн бұрын

Real

"I died in minecraft hardcore mode! Or did i?" **vsauce music intensifies**

Kolanii you are probably the funniest minecart KZreadr I’ve seen. Ik this will sound cringe but I always enjoy watching your videos, Keep up the good work!

“Double the thickness, double the speed” -Kolani, 2024

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 58790

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 71577

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 79490

@Aaguyaa

17 күн бұрын

@@LgbtqRightsReal no one asked

@Cobra_Ty.

17 күн бұрын

@@LgbtqRightsRealL name 🤮

1:27 - imagine having a baby and the doctor says cha-ching 💀

7:53 oh hell there

you’ve really helped me understand this complex subject!

I fuckin love you kolanii, best KZreadr hands down 16:35

Kolanii uploaded. Me getting snacks*

@Paimonical

17 күн бұрын

REAL

@Volymbrez

17 күн бұрын

same, have you heard of Lays i am currently eating Right Now (Cheese Flavor)

@r4yyans___

17 күн бұрын

i only watch his vids when eating ima get a good meal then hop back on this vid

@Roanvarga

17 күн бұрын

@@Volymbrez Bro me2 its soo good

@Roanvarga

17 күн бұрын

@@Paimonical Yee bruhh

Now kolanii you just have to build the new death screen

"Im hungry" *decides to not use the apples in his inventory*

6:26 we cry. -kolanii after breaking his over the top pickaxe

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 84219

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 25172

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 90281

@Z3n17h_

17 күн бұрын

​@@LgbtqRightsRealWhat

@Roanvarga

17 күн бұрын

​@@LgbtqRightsReal nah

“I have no food” shows 23 apples 0:49

"You can now drink milk." So that's why markiplier started playing minecraft!

7:15 "we gonna build it one block below everything else" **machine gun burtting noise**

0:55 isnt anyone gonna talk about the fact bro had food in his inventory

@cosmicrealm7320

17 күн бұрын

exactly

@pisspisser

15 күн бұрын

I was looking for a comment like this

@BarbaraSaint-Cirin

13 күн бұрын

Like is he blind? There was food in his inventory

@2weazy

13 күн бұрын

no

@mariogaming375

12 күн бұрын

"if it's not plated in gold, is it really food?" -- Kolanii 1:36

0:54 ''im starving'' while having 23 apples in his inventory🤣

@user-zd6gp5kc6n

11 күн бұрын

And cooked steak and chicken 😂😂

@felinstraathof7914

11 күн бұрын

@@user-zd6gp5kc6n haha even that💀

@JacksonFrandsen

7 күн бұрын

@@felinstraathof7914

"YOUR A COW😡" 3:19

“When you need sand, you need sand.” - Kolanii

Ngl Kolanii is that youtuber you forget about and five months later you realize that he has posted Edit: tysm for 100 likes Edit 2: I’m seeing some things in the replies but I’m not gonna question it

@DemonPlaysYt6

14 күн бұрын

🥦

@DarenKarloPeredo

13 күн бұрын

@@DemonPlaysYt6what

@DeADSpAcE125

12 күн бұрын

🥦

@JP-gt7xn

11 күн бұрын

🥦

@DarenKarloPeredo

11 күн бұрын

@@JP-gt7xn WDYM BY 🥦

3:08 oh my god mate, the sheep's face 😂

Cant wait for the 2000 days complation

Bros collecting rent every 3 months

"enjoy this space while you have it, because it's not going to last very long..." 💀 3:26

16:54 Who is this "Miss Click" you speak of?

@o0BEANTHEMACHINE0o

17 күн бұрын

Based on your pfp I’m guessing this is a joke

@RayRayRayIdk

16 күн бұрын

My english teacher

15:44 "why do i hear boss musik"😂

I started watching kolanii when he had less then 1k subs and he has come so far since then. So glad I clicked on the chicken

11:40 Librarians do sell Glass, so that's an option. Also, burn villagers with lava

This was amazing, like always. Was waiting ages for a new video.

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 23951

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 58932

@LgbtqRightsReal

17 күн бұрын

I kinda disagree, Ok 45598

Bro really said. "Hello. i am dead......or am i? *Vsauce music*"

bro forgot that texture packs can make blocks invisible 😭 good vid though!

3:07 AYO NAHHHH THAT ANIMATION!!! 💀💀💀

@PahranaAndGoomba

17 күн бұрын

What

@Zestyshmoopy

17 күн бұрын

THE SHEEP NOO

@Iamsilly895

17 күн бұрын

@@PahranaAndGoombathe one with the sheep’s wool that got pulled off

@eindeutscherozelot

7 күн бұрын

@lamsilly895 i think you mean „forcefully extracted“ as Kolanii said

Kolanii you should try building a desert temple underwater if you want just as a challenge or video idea

@immaseagull

17 күн бұрын

That’d take like one hour to do

@kittykitkat7614

14 күн бұрын

Kolanii has done bigger projects

0:16 "locks the difficulty to Hard and forces users to delete their entire worlds saved data and everything in it upon death." …. ……………. "You can drink milk by the way"

All that hardwork, for him to forget to remove the shulkers on the button..☠️

18:50 you could've cleaned up the shulker boxes on the Spectate World button, left an awful shadow there i can't unsee :(

7 hours and it’s already being copied from tiktok

@Muchgame69420

12 күн бұрын

fr? thats sad

@whiteangelnl00

12 күн бұрын

Geez

@bradman52

12 күн бұрын

@@Muchgame69420 yep

8:32 pops totem without caring

The apple’s in his inventory: uh are we not enough for you or what aye 😡

8:27 casually dies

14:26 thats what she said

@igorchepil5585

17 күн бұрын

*Double thickness, double speed*

@2x2lol34

12 күн бұрын

he*

@Wutsizbukkit

11 күн бұрын

​@2x2lol34 he was quoting The Office

“Any red stone stuff in here? Nope just bedrock. Oh wait there is red stone stuff! Wait, BEDROCK?!”

Amazing video. you just forgot to build the armor bar

11:53 no red stone stuff, only bedrock 🤣

@InsertTheNameHere1

12 күн бұрын

yeah he found a way to get it legit

@DragonTheOneDZA

12 күн бұрын

​@@InsertTheNameHere1 it's called going to an old version

darn for a sec i thought you lost your hardcore worl good thing it's just a really elaborate screen build

You should try 100 days on chunklock. It is a datapack that locks you in one chunk until you pay the price to unlock the next one. It still works in the nether and the end, which makes it much harder.

Creeper: hey! Kolanii: ✨hello there!✨

No way you counted all of those mistakes 16:04

3:32 He falls and almost dies 2 and a half hearts with no totem is crazy!

@DominetteMLB

17 күн бұрын

I was like huuuh

@obligatoryidiot

17 күн бұрын

He has like 18 backups for this world

@bigboycomedyv2

17 күн бұрын

he's totally died like 200 times already lol

*"PLAYERS WHO DIE LOSE ALL THEIR DATA..."* "oh yeh u can drink miwlk :3"

It is a good week when kolanii uploads

Bro turned into shrek💀 7:52

@eriksinterestingfamily2654

11 күн бұрын

LMAO