Ok, but TECHNICALLY he's not a slime mass murderer, being that the lore says when you yeet them to the sea they just go somewhere else in the world, and the thicc bois (gordos) are just a bunch of smol hungy bois and when they explode thats them splitting, so there's no reason for the slime cops to get him!

@strawberrymagpie

3 жыл бұрын

Phosphor slimes: *am I a joke to you?*

@fishheads2087

3 жыл бұрын

The lore also says it was faked by viktor who wanted to be proven right

@iamme8359

3 жыл бұрын

Wait so all the tars are going to eventually eat all of the slimes

@Stagcraftstream

3 жыл бұрын

What about the chickens

@galehunter2519

3 жыл бұрын

Now if you shoot them into the incinerator….

Slime rancher, a game with a very weird concept yet it's ignored because everything about it is just too cute.

@ezrastewart543

3 жыл бұрын

pokemon is way worse lol Edit: GUYS I MEANT THE CONCEPT I LOVE POKEMON

@blade5445

3 жыл бұрын

^ true

@godwin8260

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezrastewart543 i woulf disagree with that one

@godwin8260

3 жыл бұрын

Would*

@3rdrateasian393

3 жыл бұрын

@@godwin8260 you literally catch wild animal and make them fight against eachother, repeatedly.soo yeah I'm gonna stand with slime rancher

When you feed the gordo slimes, the lore is that they're several slimes that merged into one big slime, so when you're exploding them, you're not killing them you're just splitting them back apart, which is why a bunch of slimes come out when you feed them.

@ninjawantbagel8203

3 жыл бұрын

@@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 You’re not gonna get very many subscribers that way, especially with that comment being as unfunny as it is

@sasquatchwithacomputer7602

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjawantbagel8203 Sasquatch

@rainwys

3 жыл бұрын

It's cute and wholesome. That's also why the slime sea is- well- the slime sea. To get rid of slimes you don't have enough space for on your ranch, you can spit those slimes back into the slime sea. It doesn't kill them, they just- canonically become part of the slime sea and, in lore, wash back up on land.

@GeeklingNo1

2 жыл бұрын

You’re kinda improving their quality of life if you think about it. They were stuck in one spot and too big to play or find food so you gave them liposuction and now they can move again

@doritos4956

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainwys which is why Instead of throwing them into the slime sea I throw them at an incerator

Speezy: "On our twitch stream we came up with a name for him, his name is ted." me who has watched the stream: *HIS NAME IS PAT*

@LostTimeLady

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I felt strangely gaslit when I watched the video after having watched the stream. I'm not crazy, his name is Pat!

@stev1954

3 жыл бұрын

oh ok

@skinnyboyasian4847

3 жыл бұрын

Rat? More like fat

@weegeenumberone2

3 жыл бұрын

Ted? More like pat Pat? More like rat Rat? More like fat Fat? More like potential monetary gain Potential monetary gain? More like bat

@dreggon1406

3 жыл бұрын

@@weegeenumberone2 bat? More like a reason to horde toilet paper

EazySpeezy: Exploiting cute creatures for money Pet breeders: *First time?*

@aqueerappeared8025

3 жыл бұрын

This is a very good meme

@guacamaca64

3 жыл бұрын

flight rising players be like

@moopsboops

3 жыл бұрын

Gd gang (when's 2.2?)

@loganh7133

3 жыл бұрын

@@moopsboops idk I hope soon though

@insertedgynamehere6487

3 жыл бұрын

pet breeders are bad, how many of you are vegans btw? just asking

2:49 - you’re not murdering them, the water is like a “bus stop” for the slimes.

@xunhanliew4492

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, and the bus will send them to an Italian restaurant because its a food paradise.

@madman7544

3 жыл бұрын

@@xunhanliew4492 and of course they're gonna see a cop under the table trying to collect fingerprints from glass shards.

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@TheAlex726a

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapdaddy7093 stop spamming

@Tower_Swagman

3 жыл бұрын

Essentially, the slime sea is a mix of slime and saltwater, so whenever you throw a slime on the slime sea, it is reborn and becomes a new slime, technically doesn't die

Downloaded this game for my kid then put like 50 hours into it "helping her" while she did god knows what... I'm a good parent I swear!

@isthatso.

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@willconnolly201

3 жыл бұрын

Best parent ever

@actionfeen6

2 жыл бұрын

the best

@orden4932

2 жыл бұрын

I sacrificed my children souls for that game and people say I'm a good parent

@Idogaycha

2 жыл бұрын

“Good parent plort” “worth 10m ????”

Cops: “Why’d you kill that guy?” Me: *”He had a slime key.”*

@tellfaia

2 жыл бұрын

THEY DONT DIE THEY LITERALLY ARE JUST SLIMES THAT GOT FUSED TOGETHER SO WHEN YOU EXPLODE THE GORDO YOU ARE HELPING THEM BY SPLITTING THEM BACK UP

@eldonm2770

2 жыл бұрын

@@tellfaia Dude. Chill.

@tellfaia

2 жыл бұрын

@@eldonm2770 ok

@axelaugust5552

2 жыл бұрын

@@tellfaia you see. after you split them you grab them and incinerate them.

This game is so wholesome and I’ve never actually known that there was an ending somehow?? I have no clue but guess whos playing again

@dottiet6688

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol, I thought that it was done after the glass desert

@gulpgo

3 жыл бұрын

It has an uncanny similarity to jttsp. Random person goes to an alien planet, explores the world, And the gun has some similarity to the other game.

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@Ice_Cold_Ender

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@kennymccormick9422

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this speedrun yesterday. Started a fast world and I'm almost done with the game but I'm stopping for rn cuz it's 1:30 am and I wanna play some other games lol

One minute in and you're already further than most youtubers got in five episodes

@doggoboii

3 жыл бұрын

it is not an easy game 💀

@Shorkii.

3 жыл бұрын

@@doggoboii it is an easy game, but it's a busy game.

@jkml68

3 жыл бұрын

the hard parts of this game for me were figuring out which buttons open the doors in the final ruins area and trying to find that one gordo

@maxwilson7001

3 жыл бұрын

Yep haha

@primalknight

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, thats why its called a speedrun

he called the ancient slimes singing “weird noises” :(

@olostrzala

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@minelelol13244

3 жыл бұрын

: ( this is so sad

@potatoaim6931

3 жыл бұрын

D:

@fr19inferno85

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@lauyuzhe3955

3 жыл бұрын

:(

If you get caught in KZread drama, please speedrun the apology video.

@kodyrowe-manns6360

3 жыл бұрын

Sor-

@aeyakieduenas1331

3 жыл бұрын

You genius

@lightlie_

3 жыл бұрын

I messed up we're human also buy my im sorry merch!

Ah yes, taking slimes out of their natural habitat and forcing them into small enclosures so you can sell their excrements for profits, the game.

@aisha5156

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of something(s)...

@unit-cq3or

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike real life you need to keep them happy to get money (I like that you must be kind to be greedy in this world)

@Bruh4.

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of those cat things that are fed coffee plants and then sell the beans in the poop for high prices

@seeeds4702

3 жыл бұрын

guy wtf

eazyspeezy : complain that he got "bad luck" because the slime is not hungry also easyspeezy, a few minutes before : unstuck the slime out of the place where speedrunners put it specifically so that he does not eat and stays hungry for the run to work

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@queenhypnoshroom3942

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapdaddy7093 can you stop sending that link

@B-I-T-D

3 жыл бұрын

There are also some little cuts sometimes without the timer changeing (bad gramma lol)

@lishishur293

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenhypnoshroom3942 What does the link lead to?

@liamsgreatbitgaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@B-I-T-D I can’t find any of those.

I have always loved this game i finally got to buy it like maybe almost a year ago and like a month ago after a few months of not playing it i decided to play it again and that was when i started to actually care about Casey’s starmails cuz she seemed like a really nice person and i loved reading all her starmails But the thing is i never beat the game I had the last area, lots of slimes, all the ranch areas and all that stuff but i never knew that you were actually supposed to do the mails to complete the game So i was at like day 150 when i beat the game and after reading all of Casey’s messages that was honestly just so heartwarming So i accidentally beat the game because i got attached to Casey’s mails Thank you for coming to my Powerpoint presentation.

@PleiadesRuby

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah like the mail is the story (and is speedrunable, you can force it to spawn), which I gotta be honest makes me cry every time. Like legit.

@minefish

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for holding this power point presentation

@Danesx

2 жыл бұрын

Casey actually not a girl lol

@spaceboy5243

2 жыл бұрын

@@Danesx damn bro sorry i didn't use they/them pronouns 😔

@carternovak4015

Жыл бұрын

@@PleiadesRuby how do you force spawn emails?

I don’t think this game gets enough recognition.

@thegingerninja1516

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@lrclouder8088

Жыл бұрын

Ye my brother says it seems repetitive

@lrclouder8088

Жыл бұрын

Cant wait wait for sr2 full release

@lukasmagana466

9 ай бұрын

@@bogats2397maybe just git gud

Didn't expect a sudden nostalgia attack from slime rancher but here we are

@acer6570

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@ratherande

3 жыл бұрын

Ihascupquake :(

@danieldamri3821

3 жыл бұрын

The good old days

@rebeccaconlon9743

3 жыл бұрын

@@aarvlo factorio? Stardew Valley? Oxygen not included? Dyson sphere project? A few examples

@thebasicpurood1894

3 жыл бұрын

I have so many hours in the game lmao, i have around maybe 2 days or more of play time, but i dont know because im on ps4 and it doesnt tell you, but, i am on day 211 and have 1018404 coins and 91 discoveries, so a lot, also 2 gold gordos on my ranch will al 7zee things... i think i need to get a life lmao

0:54 “They’re all happy until they realise their going to explode” My roommate walking in in that exact second... hmmmmm

@bichimadorable9697

3 жыл бұрын

I'м soггу fог saүiпg тнis ьцт iтs ТНЁү'ГЭ

@watermelon_sir

3 жыл бұрын

@@bichimadorable9697 1. Shut up with your unicode 2. You still got it wrong, it's "They're"

@qwertyuiop-fc4ct

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermelon_sir lmao

@cartes_002

3 жыл бұрын

@@bichimadorable9697 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕠, 𝚜𝚎𝚎?

@bichimadorable9697

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermelon_sir thanks I change

this is one of my favorite games of all time. The story actually got me in tears and its just such a peaceful relaxing experience to play through no matter how many times you play

As someone who has played way way way too much of this game and vaguely remembers all the lore, your idea of the Glass Desert being the past is actually very cool and I wish that were canon.

14:19 as a slime rancher loremaster i can confirm that not only is it not the past, but actually the remains of elon musks mars colony

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@Spacebugg

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapdaddy7093 you made ee ee's comment not funny with your comment

@samuelvandermeulen7006

3 жыл бұрын

If you say you are a loremaster ,does that mean you are unemployed?

@69block11

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelvandermeulen7006 Lmao

@akbarfathan2574

3 жыл бұрын

It's not unemployed@@samuelvandermeulen7006 but unemployed with style

I know I’m just some random person but I really reccomend this game, it’s story is absolutely beautiful, so if you wish to speedrun this game I ask that you play a normal playthrough first in order to experience the story, thanks for reading this comment and have a nice day.

@randomperson-jy2xh

3 жыл бұрын

Already played it,i agree though

@329link

3 жыл бұрын

I personally disagree on the story. It's completely disconnected from the gameplay outside of a couple tips and comments about the environment H drops on you sometimes when he's not reminiscing, and everything happens and resolves before the main character arrives. By the end I was kinda skimming through the H messages since they really didn't provide much other than some thoughts from a guy you never even meet. And the ending was as anticlimactic as you can get. The two doors metaphor is completely lost when you are ultimately never given any sort of choice with any real ramifications, despite the heavy implication that such a choice would present itself (presumably the choice to continue the ranch or go back to earth to live with the main character's lover). The gameplay was really good though. It's lots of fun, and I would definitely agree that the game should be played normally by anyone interested.

@ahmedhussain9718

3 жыл бұрын

@@329link although I disagree I respect your opinion, if you don’t like it then that’s fine, but I wish you a great day all the same

@zabad696

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedhussain9718 this is the most wholesome comment section i found , i like it

@ahmedhussain9718

3 жыл бұрын

@@zabad696 thanks friend! I hope you have a good day too

Here's a speed-overview of the story to accompany the speedrun: Beatrix left Earth to get some space from her rocky relationship, which is basically what Hobson and Thora also went through. Also, people use plorts (slime poop) to make stuff.

@silvershadow2447

2 ай бұрын

I don't think their relationship was "rocky" considering the end credits have a song dedicated to beatrix from her lover. I think it was just a lack of shared interests, as is explored through the starmails. There's never any implication they didn't get along. It was more just that beatrix wanted to explore. She was a nature gal, while her partner (gender's never specified) was a singer and loved the city. They never fought, just had different callings. I also don't think hobson or thora ever fought either? Pretty sure that Hobson's notes mention wanting to get away from a desk job or something. As far as I'm aware, both were single before they met each other, drawn to the call of the unknown. This is also solidified by the second game's story.

I’ve played this game for a while, and after watching how fast he just zoomed to the ancient ruins and glass desert I was like wow. Such a wholesome game if I do say so myself.

Fun fact: throwing slimes into the ocean isnt actually murder, the entire ocean is slime and the slimes just show back up on the shore later on and the really big slimes are just a bunch of conjoined slimes, no murder

@bringanotebook28

3 жыл бұрын

What about the incinerator?

@owencherry3587

3 жыл бұрын

@@bringanotebook28 😳

@billykaelin6358

3 жыл бұрын

And the phosphor slimes. They die in sun

@lvlHive

3 жыл бұрын

and the chicken he threw into the ocean?

@FennecMizar

3 жыл бұрын

@@bringanotebook28 well thats just sadistic

Peta have extended their protective species list and has now taken this video down for abuse to cuteness

@eat00002

3 жыл бұрын

they can't put these down tho

@dantaegarcia1778

3 жыл бұрын

@@eat00002 tru that

@eat00002

3 жыл бұрын

@ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. DINO DESERVE

@themilkman1938

3 жыл бұрын

@ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. you're in luck

@chaostheultimayt

3 жыл бұрын

@ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. Me: “subs” Also me: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

EazySpeezy:gets honey slime in 3 minute Game:yOu vAcD a sİlMe

0:39 the ultimate voice crack

@codyhowell4543

2 жыл бұрын

AnD yEaH you can see

@waffelnuss3980

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch

This game honestly was a big part on me being able to survive high school stress

@canavero4288

3 жыл бұрын

Fr it came out in like 2016 when i was a 15 yo sophomore and i still play it as a 19 yo college sophomore lol

@yvenradler8973

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@behindthepie9430

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. Every sick day i took was really just me staying home to play this and relax.

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@hi-em4fr

3 жыл бұрын

i’m happy it helped with your stress! i hope everything is ok!!

"idk what the name of the creature is" Top right corner: Am I a joke to you?

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@DeathracerXD

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapdaddy7093 stfu

@manjubamastodontica

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapdaddy7093 Go shitpost somewhere else

11:55 "Thank you ted" Thinks of the lorax

i started screaming when he made the boom honey largos and didn't put them in a corral

Here's some good advice: The gordo slimes(the ones that give you the key) they usually need 50 food of their diet. But, for their favourite food,, it takes 25. So, if you want better time, consider using 25 of the slimes favourite food.

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@pepothedude6547

3 жыл бұрын

You usually need to farm to get these specifical foods for them

@Vrikgwyn

3 жыл бұрын

Well he does that too in the vid, like the honey gordo one

You should speed run costume quest. You wouldn’t ever be able to handle the pressure.

@adamwade2267

3 жыл бұрын

I love that game! I’d love to see him speed run it!

@phatcat10101

3 жыл бұрын

Love that game

@Prince-Darwin

3 жыл бұрын

Love that game

@skilled_boi4076

3 жыл бұрын

Love that game

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

“Now imma get 1 pink slime” *GETS 2*

"exploited cute creatures for monetary gain" *looks at Pikmin 2*

@cloudythetv5641

3 жыл бұрын

PLZZZZ

Big fan of slime rancher! Feeding the really big slimes doesn't kill them, it says it in the game, same with shooting slimes into the sea. This was a murderless run!

@lorekeeper685

3 жыл бұрын

When genocide run?

@mewssauce

3 жыл бұрын

thank u for ur comment also trans rights

@Minhaz25

3 жыл бұрын

Shoot slimes into tars Speedrunning killing 10 over ever slime in the game

@nintendogamer1926

3 жыл бұрын

But he did kill the chicken.

@Nauriek

3 жыл бұрын

When you believe you're a murderer because you're not paying any attention...

The slime sea dosnt kill them, the slimepedia talks about it

@Kondreaasssssssssssss

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH THE SLIMEPEDIA?

@user-fw1uv5qn6t

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kondreaasssssssssssss wat

@sltrskid

3 жыл бұрын

darn

the fact that Thxnxcya spent more than 20 episodes on this game, more than 10 minutes each, and this man just beat it in less than 20 mins is amazing

@Rag3_Issu3

2 жыл бұрын

It actually took a tiny bit more then 20 there was one point were he changed the timer

@ceebbees12345

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rag3_Issu3 not to mention the whole stream he talked about where he practiced how to actually speedrun the game

It doesn’t matter if you’re a depressed teen or the only dude at the gym who can bench-press 500 pounds, you’ll always feel joy while playing this game.

Ez: "some email about the Z reward club or something who cares" The mail: *The Death Hike*

@rebeccacummings6697

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@around441pipissharingaytac4

3 жыл бұрын

I think there was also one called "Fire van"

@SgtBean999

3 жыл бұрын

I used to skip passed it but when I went through and read ‘My pet Cactus’ I was so happy, also you get invited to Mochi Miles place after awhile and that farmer guy that I forget the name of!

@hemz5882

3 жыл бұрын

@@SgtBean999 Ogden?

The fact that the video cut before the last word makes it really ominous with this context lol It's a game about catching breeding slimes "I'll catch you next"

@ap.yadigg

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 💀

@angadgrewal9324

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't cut the word time for me

@TheMoonlight1711

Жыл бұрын

@@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 cringe

@silvershadow2447

2 ай бұрын

Breeding? I don't think there's ever any breeding..

Speedruns aside, Slime Rancher is one of my favorite games ever The story and the setting helped me a lot through depression and anxiety. Every time i see those cute slimes i cant help but feel a warmth in my chest. I fucking love it

@lilyfae7197

Жыл бұрын

And the lore is so interesting. It gives me a nice sense of escapism from everything. I wish for a world where we get all our materials and energy from these cheery slimes who are glad to live on a ranch as long as they’re fed. No unethical farms, no pollution, just happy slimes and cure-all plorts.

Any time I watch streams it just makes me want to play the game normally to see what I missed. I remember trying this game out and thinking it was adorable and pretty fun so I think I’ll give it another chance

“We don’t care about the lore” *sad matpat noises

@galehunter2519

3 жыл бұрын

Actually suprised MatPat didn’t do a Slime Rancher theory yet...

@themrmofallmrms

3 жыл бұрын

@@galehunter2519 i think I'd be cool

@dinomking3108

3 жыл бұрын

Who is matpat

@madlad6872

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinomking3108 The Game Theorist A guy that basically makes theories that are loosely connected to the game and it's lore and are strongly calculated in real world science.

@nagybalint1474

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinomking3108 XD

“We had a really long journey.” Also journey: 18 minutes

So it’s been two weeks and I know it’s weird to say this in the comment section but thanks for inspiring me to start speed running. I started watching your content a year ago and I’ve been looking for a game to speed run and this was just it. I’ve been practicing lately but if you do see this thank you.

11:15 Subtitles be like: We’re gonna spit him out, give him a cue bear

Throughout all his videos, I noticed there's something about Eazy's voice and demeanor that makes things and names he says sound made up even though they actually exist. My two favorites in this video are Mint Mango and Plort.

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

Quick optimization: you don’t actually have to open the jungle door at the beginning as the area loads in before the door is opened. You can either jump the wall with the slimes or use the jet pack off of the bridge to fly just over the ledge. This saves you an extra slime key which can be used for other optimizations.

@nitwitty9124

3 жыл бұрын

This would work but you actually need to use a certain number of keys by the time you reach Hector's last note in order to complete the game. The first key is most conveniently used in the jungle door.

@-matine-7412

3 жыл бұрын

You could potentially save the key and use it to unlock the second slime gate next to the big gate allowing access into the quarry from that direction and still get another key by a similar route, thus allowing you to unlock a different door to meet the quota. (Example: unlocking doors within the glass desert as the two in the zone are relatively close together.)

@nagybalint1474

3 жыл бұрын

@@-matine-7412 lol ppl talking about actual strats here

as my 2nd fav game, getting a refresh on everything is awesome (and got to know that you can speedrun this game)

can't wait to see you speed run the second slime rancher. love your videos man always brighten my day.

“Things just keep trying to come in my gun” Easyspeezy-2021

“If you like speed running, and you like slime rancher, I recommend that you speed run slime rancher” No shit

@nagybalint1474

3 жыл бұрын

100iq

@GeeklingNo1

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even love speedrunning myself but this game is so much fun to speed through. Considering how bad I am at platforming I managed to lower my time by over 20 minutes on my third try!

Other KZreadrs: *Make an entire series* This guy: *One video is all I need*

I love Slime Rancher, it's a very wholesome game, you're supposed to take your time and all. And then there's the speedrun.

I just began playing this like a week ago, made a video on it, and thought, “oh this is a cute game I might play it more”. Yeah.. I missed the whole intense lore part.

@udrearadu-cristian9874

3 жыл бұрын

Slime rancher is nice

@tacolicker33

3 жыл бұрын

Made a video for your 92 subscribers? Hahaha

@1_FLASKFAN

3 жыл бұрын

@@tacolicker33 better than 0

@tacolicker33

3 жыл бұрын

@@1_FLASKFAN Worse than 1.07k

@MakakorMurtero

3 жыл бұрын

@@tacolicker33 w h y

Give your blob's shit to random entities and profit from the gain: The Game

@sasquatchwithacomputer7602

3 жыл бұрын

You know what would be epic? (Of course not epic’er than you) If you subbed to Sasquatch. Please? Sasquatch wants subs. Anyway, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,

@embreadiment

3 жыл бұрын

@@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 oh yeah? i will support you on whatever measures possible if you support me, fucking gottem

@sasquatchwithacomputer7602

3 жыл бұрын

@@embreadiment Yes bread, I shall sub to you.

Hey speezy, thank you for making this video. I took a long break from slime rancher because I had lost literally all of my food by deleting silos with food in them. This video got me back into the game and I love it and I feel kinda like I'm playing the first time again. Overall, I'm having the most fun in slime rancher than I have in a while.

This vid gave me sooooo many tips thx alot

Alt title: EazySpeezy becomes a teenage entrepreneur

*Stay strong everyone*

@koolaidmanextra2840

3 жыл бұрын

I wil try phid

I normally find slime rancher vids to be calming and what not, this one though left me pretty stressed for the clock lol

Yo thanks this helped me so much cuz I’ve been playing this game for 4 years now and it’s finally complete😄

Change the title; "I decided to speedrun Slime Rancher and exploited cute creatures for monetary gain AGAIN"

"exploited for monetary gain" *hey that sounds alot like slav-*

@acer6570

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t give Easy any ideas...

@yungvarg2301

3 жыл бұрын

i think what u meant was capitalism

@juaninmanzana5527

3 жыл бұрын

Lets game it out the title its the hole channel

@Stormfire1777

3 жыл бұрын

@@yungvarg2301 nah, that’s communism

@juliewinchester1488

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stormfire1777 The exploitation of people for money? I think you have you definitions confused.

Finally enough I was like half asleep and I had my eyes closed imagined this being Minecraft

I'm sad. You took a less optimum route than me yet still beat my time. Good thing the second game is out so I can sweep that under the rug and start speedrunning the second game

this game took me months to complete and this guy just speedruns it in like 20 minutes

@nagybalint1474

3 жыл бұрын

lol I didnt even finish it cause i got bored

@robthousand

3 жыл бұрын

It technically took me 2 years to complete :/

@wibblwobbl

3 жыл бұрын

@@robthousand me too actually

Quic note- throwing off the cliff doesn't murder them according to the lore. Supposedly the ocean's a big teleportation system for slimes- they go in and out somewhere else.

@omodog

2 жыл бұрын

wait so what the fuck happened to the scary dudes (listen i havent played this game in months i forgot the name of those guys)

@jonahglass-hussain4568

2 жыл бұрын

@@omodog tarr just dissolve i think. idk

@omodog

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonahglass-hussain4568 oh thank you lol

Dream: I can Speedrun minecraft And fast! This guy: Hold my Slime Beer

@TimeBomb798

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean hold my slime... Luigis (number two, yt doesn't like swearing -_-)

@9LW

3 жыл бұрын

@@TimeBomb798 there is no swearing

@TimeBomb798

3 жыл бұрын

@@9LW as I said, sadly

I love slime rancher! I recommend that you play it. I used to play this game when I was like 5 or 6. It's kind of an old game but it's really fun.

I love how hes a speed runner but also guides people trying to speed run the game whilst he plays

What I love about EazySpeezy is the fact that speedrunners thrive for the best speedrun, While he's just like *"Well I'm not speedrunning anymore but I'm speedrunning"*

ted was my favorite part of the whole video, he was so happy to be on that journey

Alternate title: Man exploits and murders slimes for profit while not caring about the lore or his mail

This whole run is the epitome of "I've been isekai'd too many times - nope - dont care - good bye"

EazySpeezy shows us that speedrunning can be done casually, I actually want to speedrun some games now!

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

NGL this is one of my favourite videos by you.

I was just playing this today. U get a sub, thanks!

Eazy: speedrunning The game: You vac’d a slime!!

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

Love this game so much. So wholesome- not just the cute slimes but the letters you get and what story there is... very wholesome game all around.

This was the first video of yours I've seen and ik lovee it I was engaged the whole way through and I loved the way you narrated the video in a way I could understand I liked the video and I'm a subscribe I hope you keep making videos and hope you well

bro i was still watching slime rancher streams in 2018 - 2019 i love the content :D

0:53 - "Tina, eat. EAT THE FOOD!"

EazySpeezy: Today let's murder slimes! Rimiru: I dare you to try.

@DanishAlKahfi

3 жыл бұрын

Rimuru would literally disintegrate everything

@FrostedReaction

3 жыл бұрын

@@DanishAlKahfi You're most likely right about that.

@slapdaddy7093

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH6jxMibnK2XhJM.html

@FrostedReaction

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapdaddy7093 Am I going to be rickrolled? Or worse?

The first video by Easy that I've ever watched Now I regularly watch him lol

Man slime rancher is such a good game, whenever I see gameplay on it, I just wanna play the game

11:20 - the :D Face means he’s not hungry. You need a :) :( or D; face to feed them.

Most of what he’s saying is like math class “thus goes there over do this you can skip this go over here solve for x steal and murders slimes become friends with the quiet kid

I love this game I used to play it and finished it back in like 2017

1:08 ,,You unlocked new area named PRISON!!!! CONGRATS!!"

He values none of these slimes lives...he just wants to speed run

@salmonofwisdom3804

3 жыл бұрын

None of those slimes die

@mentothedoge2793

3 жыл бұрын

I never said they died...I said he doesn’t value their lives lol

Peta just had a stroke reading the title

glad he explained to me how stamina works. when it runs out you cant run anymore. good tip

Never thought i would see like my 1# favorite game speed ran

my speedrun time is 86 hours and counting. Keep coming back to this amazingly peaceful game, one does not simply finish the game

OMG THIS GAME IS MY CHILDHOOD I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST SAW A GAMEPLAY OF THIS BACK IN 2016 BY BLITZ OMG NOSTIGAAAA :)

I love how he goes so fast that the tutorial doesn't even end

I'm excited for the 2nd game!