So who are we fighting against this time? Taureor: *Yes*

@akeslav

4 жыл бұрын

OMG it's the best one here XD

@murderouskitten2577

4 жыл бұрын

true

@minimuffin5312

4 жыл бұрын

This is so ducking funny 🐥

@zethicc7557

4 жыл бұрын

Tauroer's son : Yes papa, all of it

@tricky1992000

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fXZ_utdse8qaqco.html Gary Oldman explains......

The reason Germany lost WW2 is that they did not have enough fronts apparently

@misablesk

4 жыл бұрын

That is hilarious

@cosmicmuffet1053

4 жыл бұрын

@@misablesk It does make a perverse kind of sense. I love it.

@niklasthaler4335

4 жыл бұрын

No, they didnt listen to the baby.

@Ludovicus1769

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Costa Nah, it’s because they didn’t have someone as smart as his son.

@satnamgiz4640

4 жыл бұрын

No, it was because they didn't have a really good strategist like Taureors son.

"Germans are struggling to defend, Poland and Czechoslovakia are making their way to Berlin, even Belgium is still holding! We can win this! Wait... what? United Kingdom capitulated? Oh well, war is over gentlemans, we lost."

@Jan-zi2fn

4 жыл бұрын

Gentlemen*

@crqf2010ruler

4 жыл бұрын

Once Germans redirect their sword it would be over :DD

@hbk4570

4 жыл бұрын

just like ww 1

@alexstewart2897

4 жыл бұрын

666th like

@4gn4x

4 жыл бұрын

cześć Krzysiu

French soldiers: PARATROOPERS 12 O CLOCK Generals: Those aren’t paratroopers..... French soldiers: But what else would they be?? Generals: SKY GERMANS

@RomanianOrder

4 жыл бұрын

German tourists

@theyoshi202

4 жыл бұрын

Cue “Hallelujah” as Sky Germans rain down from above

@SSFallingTTB

4 жыл бұрын

*iTs raIniN meN-*

@NoTraceOfSense

3 жыл бұрын

Himmelsdeutsche

@ad0m_602

3 жыл бұрын

😂nice one😂

Hitler: "WE NEED LEBENSRAUM" Officer: "how much?" Hitler: "YES"

@garrettk.2257

4 жыл бұрын

Peace in our time intensifies

@alimoradi8454

4 жыл бұрын

Stalin: NO

@crqf2010ruler

4 жыл бұрын

@@alimoradi8454 'Stalin gets all of "Greater Russia" encircled' OH NIET MONGOLIA HELP-KA DE RASHKA

@soupymilk1631

Жыл бұрын

Lebenßraum*

Most spoken by Taureor: -order 66 -Shadowpuppet china - tons and tons of equipement -REALLY?

@taylorbsabinsky

4 жыл бұрын

And "That's/How Unfortunate"

@Nif3

4 жыл бұрын

"[ horrible event far from his country ]? Not our problem."

@redbepis4600

4 жыл бұрын

execute order 66

@raimbeksandibekov4390

4 жыл бұрын

He used to say "Awww crap"

@martinadamek7016

4 жыл бұрын

"But it doesn't really matter" :D

5:44 “What do you think, should we invade Britain?” “Goo.”

@artanisplays3982

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture XD

@KrakenGameReviews

4 жыл бұрын

My heart melted. I'm so glad we're raising our kids the right way, by teaching them the maginot line is just a speed bumb, and France can be yours if you truly want it.

@kiri2784

4 жыл бұрын

IF MY CHILD WANTS FRANCE THEY WILL GET FRANCE!

@music-lv3dl

2 жыл бұрын

News guy: Breaking news! Due to a child from Poland in the 21st century… [ Earth has capitulated ]

Kind of a weird challenge, but hear me out : *The AFK challenge* I'll leave the larger details entirely up for you to decide on, but here's the general concept. You'll need to prepare everything - literally, before you go to war. The moment that the war begins, you must step back from your keyboard and hope that your strategy was planned correctly for you to win the war. Once a war ends, you may return to your keyboard and plan out the next one. You may not move troops, engage in production / training of new divisions / trade. You may however move around with your cursor to view the battles taking place. Reasonable win criteria would be "Defeat the Soviet Union, France, Poland and the UK as Germany", but I'll leave it up to you. Good Luck!

@rileychan5380

4 жыл бұрын

Remington that sounds good hope he will do it

@alpacalover0

4 жыл бұрын

What about Research and Foci?

@shiny__7415

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not really sure if he should do it, wouldn't it seem a bit boring to watch ?

@krasnamerah1926

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on the AI and your planning

@Menno_3

4 жыл бұрын

@@alpacalover0 Maybe he'll still be allowed to do research and foci, just not move or change troops

Your son is a good strategist.

@YungBoiEscobar

4 жыл бұрын

He's the next MacArthur

@Kjajo

4 жыл бұрын

We need the video when his son grows up, "Taureror vs Taureror JR

@LakortaOfCookies

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he will grow up bilingual since Taureor speaks English during his videos

@Kjajo

4 жыл бұрын

@@LakortaOfCookies Well, he will learn English, thats for sure

@BananenBoerBob

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kjajo I imagine both would be really suspicious of giving the other military access in that battle

Nobody: Taureor: S K Y G E R M A N S

@galaxyos_

4 жыл бұрын

Wow no replies ok

@dirk3k278

4 жыл бұрын

Had me dying!

@Ivan_Drago.

4 жыл бұрын

It’s raining Germans

@etho7351

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ivan_Drago. Parodied

@eviln00b69

4 жыл бұрын

That was the basis of the movie The Rocketeer lol

Should we invade Britain? Son: *baby sound* The United Kingdom has capitulated

@dontaskjust3744

4 жыл бұрын

A Whole country has fallen just for his son.What an amazing father

@guanxizheng1418

4 жыл бұрын

The power of "little boy"

@notpsychic

4 жыл бұрын

Guanxi Zheng LOL

@jackdoherty5841

4 жыл бұрын

they capitulated due to cuteness overload

@snail123O

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp: 5:44

Taureor: “Declare war on Bulgaria. I’m really sorry but I need to take everything” Italy *sweats nervously*

@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851

4 жыл бұрын

I kicked Italy out of the axis and invaded them

@gioroindustries

3 жыл бұрын

do you really think you are funny? I mean you really tried

@magnol1a_

2 жыл бұрын

@@gioroindustries Are you upset?

@mertarican5456

2 жыл бұрын

@@gioroindustries why?

@curemonte8891

11 ай бұрын

@@gioroindustries but he is accordin to u

Taureor: Bulgaria wants to join my faction. Sure, why not? *starts justifying a war goal on them*

@hppeti-dz9zs

4 жыл бұрын

You can join my faction, by becoming my terrority!

@skippy1029

3 жыл бұрын

as he should

@Brann1k

2 жыл бұрын

well damn

@ivankopernika536

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brann1k at least we are technically united with moesia, morava, dobruja, macedonia and thrace...

“Hey son, what should we do?” “CONQUER THE WORLD AND RULE IT WITH AN IRON FIST!” “Sounds like a swell idea.”

@knightofthestars99

4 жыл бұрын

“And get me some pudding”

@arenceagcaoili9368

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, and don't forget the SKY GERMANS"

What if you wanted to eat your baguette in peace, but Taureor said: *sky germans*

@voidwalker9746

4 жыл бұрын

France: why do I hear boss music

@gustiayusupriyatni1467

Жыл бұрын

@@voidwalker9746 Britian: Dont worry france ill beat up germany! *few minutes later* OH NOO AaaaaaAaaaaAaaaAAaaaaa

"Who would've thought invading Cuba would be so much work?" -John F. Kennedy, after the Bay of Pigs

@jimthesoundman8641

4 жыл бұрын

More like Kennedy got one of those pink "While you were out of the office" slips on his desk that read: "Dude, we have landed in Cuba, where's that air support you promised?" and Kennedy says "Holy shit, was that today, aw man, I got wasted last night and totally forgot to set my alarm. Woah, I think I'm still drunk, I'll call him back and apologize, I totally spaced on his air support. Man, he's gonna be pissed"

@theyoshi202

4 жыл бұрын

Not to spoil the joke but Kennedy wouldn’t have said this, it would’ve been the CIA. Kennedy refused to support the invasion, but the CIA did it anyway, thinking once it was started he would no choice. He still refused and the invasion quickly fell apart.

Paratroopers < SKY GERMANS

@datboi8275

4 жыл бұрын

No it is right it says paratroopers are less than SKY GERMANS

@wilmerpaladajr.5936

4 жыл бұрын

Trying to beat pewdiepie without vids I did it well, sky Germans are better

@music-lv3dl

2 жыл бұрын

Sky Germans < Airyans

3:06 Sky germans huh? So dont you mean..... *_AIRyans?_*

@MikhaelAhava

4 жыл бұрын

Woah nice.

@ryanbell6672

4 жыл бұрын

Wow Yes

@assassinlp9842

4 жыл бұрын

Omg xDDDD That 1 killed me xDDDD fffffffffff

@mercurianrepublic5943

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaay!!!Ay!Ay!Ay!Good one m8.

@ArghastOfTheAlliance

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

The convoys of annexation... they sail in one month and return home with all of a country’s manpower and the treaty acknowledging annexation.

Taureor: "Here have some convoys" Puppet: "Goodbye cruel world..."

Taureor: Ich bin geschwindigkeit! (I'm speed!)

@Fractal821

4 жыл бұрын

Nice google translate

@Instamine

4 жыл бұрын

Fractal it’s partially correct. I’m learning German as a third language and Ich bin is I am, but I don’t know about speed because I’m still at the basics

@David-xi2mb

4 жыл бұрын

@@Instamine german native speaker here. It is correct. Its a simple sentence so even google translate would be correct on this one:)

@divine_wind296

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fractal821 lol i learned it from a meme not google translate as google translate will say schnellheid

@deadlive3212

4 жыл бұрын

athe lightz it does not translate into „fastness“. It does translate into „i am speed“ and is a complete correct german sentence. You wouldn’t use this sentence in your daily life, but in the context of the video is completely correct.

You can run, you can hide, BUT YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE SKYGERMANS.

Everybody: "Awwww his son sounds so cute." His son creating a new groundbreaking military strategy: "Am I a joke to you?"

"Bulgaria wants to join my faction, sure." * Justifies war goal * "Whoops, sorry." * giggles * "Wrong button!" * Cancels justification * This little moment is one of the many reasons I love your channel.

When i first read the title i thought he was just going to order 66 the entire world

@sora64444

4 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome

@Michael_Brock

4 жыл бұрын

Pls no more 66s unless it's an remote trans ocean power.🤙 But a full 66 ie 66 is the only offensive option would actually be awesome.❤️😁 Edit this 66 only for a global conquest, perhaps there is room for a few vids here, starting from a superpower, then a great power, then a minor state. But I really do not like cheseey 66 runs against near equivalent powers beside the active country. Pls pls pls reserve 66 for marine invasion, or do a full 66 only challenge.

@supercool1312

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Brocklesby theres nothing wrong with 66

@pashauzan

4 жыл бұрын

@@Michael_Brock why?

@pashauzan

4 жыл бұрын

@@supercool1312 yeaa

>no order 66 >world conquest Someone pinch me, I'm dreaming. Thank you Taureor!

@leelambert1559

4 жыл бұрын

Smash Effectx no u

@praisefichtali7832

4 жыл бұрын

Lee Lambart you went too far! Apologize or ur reported

@quagnam438

4 жыл бұрын

@@praisefichtali7832 no u

@praisefichtali7832

4 жыл бұрын

BerKC get reported for sexually harassing me. You should be ashamed of yourself for saying those words you uncultured swine!

@pashauzan

4 жыл бұрын

@@praisefichtali7832 If you're looking for the manager, this isnt the place

Taureor: Should we attack Britain? Taureor’s Son: *n* News: *Baby becomes Polish military strategist*

Taureor: Bulgaria wants to join my faction? Suuuure... **proceeds to justify war goal on Bulgaria**

@ismet1664

4 жыл бұрын

Squeezey Oops, wrong button :)

I wanted to go to Burger King now, but I think I can forget that now

@Taureor

4 жыл бұрын

maybe they have wifi

@TotoDG

4 жыл бұрын

Burger Führer?

@tjb_6203

4 жыл бұрын

Taureor they actually have so I went here watched your video and now it started to rain. I am still on my way back

@feanor-rizz

4 жыл бұрын

@@tjb_6203 that kinda sucks

@tjb_6203

4 жыл бұрын

ShiftedShiftry It sucks Hard but at least I found some shelter

Sky germans 😂😂😂

Taureor: "Paratrooper 1 is a boring name, let's rename it." Me: "Airyans" Taureor: "Sky Germans" Heart: Civil War

@edebioyunlar3515

4 жыл бұрын

why civil war?

@edebioyunlar3515

4 жыл бұрын

i can't get it

@Dopamine621

3 жыл бұрын

Edebî Oyunlar same

@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657

3 жыл бұрын

Oh come on really you guys don’t get it? Contrasting ideas= civil war

@arenceagcaoili9368

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel:Trivago

5:41 “What do you think, should we invade Britain?” “No father, a better strategy would be to invade Italy instead and secure the entire peninsula for potential factory power.”

Tibet unites China (including Hong Kong and Macau)

Taureor's next challenge was trying to sleep peacefully, his son may be loud, but the cries of Italy after he betrayed them are what really haunt him....

Taureor: So who should we attack next? Son: Yes

The calmest voice with the most dictator mind

Taureor: Let's make some paratroopers and annex France quickly *_Yeah we all knew it_*

@ellms1115

4 жыл бұрын

You mean sky Germans

@akifbugrakarsl6817

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellms1115 sorry my bad S K Y G E R M A N S

So that is the backstory to how Germany got the US wolfentsein

47:47 there can only be one world leader with that style mustache.

Taureror: I hope you enjoyed this little video Video: Lasts 53 minutes

@stephaniemaurmeier2641

3 жыл бұрын

And 18 seconds

16:37 “it is May 1937” I can’t even get the true blitzkrieg achievement what the hell

@kronosomni2805

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure to build only military factories and get as much territory for free as possible through focuses, then immediately go for Danzig or War focus, works 100% of the time if you only build military factories.

I'd totally buy a t-shirt that said "Convoys of Annexation"

The war declaration on Argentina generated 573% world tension

@danielson1463

3 жыл бұрын

i know its been 11 months but holy shit thats record numbers

Taureor: Speed Bum to victory Dustin: Slow motion to defeat

Annex Italy as Ethiopia 😂

@thespanishinquisition4078

4 жыл бұрын

Annex germany as luxemburg before they declare war on the allies.

@pashauzan

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespanishinquisition4078 Didn't he did that?

@flyingchimp12

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic nerd

@gracjanszmyt1442

4 жыл бұрын

But is it possible to annex Ethiopia as Italy?

@danielson1463

3 жыл бұрын

@@pashauzan probably not when he posted this

Challenge: Conquer as many countries as possible using *ONLY* Order 66

@freddy4603

4 жыл бұрын

this video but it takes 20 minutes

No One: Taureur: *Asks his son if he is allowed to invade Britain*

Taureor: Should we invade Britain? Baby T: *noises.* Speech💯 Strategy💯 Adorableness💯

I don’t know why, but this is just something I can relax to.

if only the fuhrer listened to taureors mini general...

American Government: Watches video Taureor: Made 5 Star General the next day

Taureor: “Bulgaria wants to join my faction. Sure, why not?” *Proceeds to justify war goal*

@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen

Taureor JR has a lot of comments on this run.

@Kjajo

4 жыл бұрын

And boi, hes right

13:34 The Great Mind gave his wisdom to you, Taureor.. Just kidding, i hope he grows strong and becomes as cool as you! Keep up the nice clips with love from Bg

"Declare war on Luxemburg and call in allies because their fleets will be useful." Press [x] to doubt.

@music-lv3dl

2 жыл бұрын

X

1. Baby Taureor is an excellent strategist in the making, you should be a proud father. 2. I would absolutely watch the shit out of a relaxed minecraft series of yours, were you to make one. Thanks for the many hours of entertainment that you've provided, Taureor!

Taureor: what do you think? Should we invade Britain Baby: *noise* Hoi4: France has capitulated

I love it when his son is in the video, it's so wholesome

I'm just waiting for Paradox to create an achievement like "Just Toureorist" for conquering a world in less than an hour...

*The liberation of London* Taueror: Well.. That's. Temporary

Notification: You can invite Bulgaria to the faction Taureor: Sure, why not *starts justifying in Bulgaria*

@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen and grammar

Taureor: “our war goal is ready” Also Taureor: “i somehow missed our war goal is ready”

Finally! Ive been waiting for a world conquest from you and now I know what im going to be watching for the next hour

Amazing job! I love world conquests, thank you for making this video!

"Bulgaria wants to join, cool" *Justifies on Bulgaria*

I know you conquered most of France... but at least you didn’t humiliate them by taking their dong Looks at Brittany

@parkslog8975

4 жыл бұрын

Grid less this made me laugh

@krankarvolund7771

4 жыл бұрын

Our dong? ^^'

@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657

3 жыл бұрын

Brest >:))))

“What do you thinkSwitzerland is not a good target?” A master strategist, just like his father

Next Challenge : Conquor the world with Vatican City. I dont care how, just do it.

@bullhelmet

4 жыл бұрын

Not to spoil this but you can’t be Vatican

@KageTheDanish

3 жыл бұрын

The Vatican does not exist in HOI4, the smallest country is Luxembourg, which he already did.

@jadentianero9666

3 жыл бұрын

@@KageTheDanish San Marino?

@KageTheDanish

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadentianero9666 no San Marino either.

I don't blame you for not wanting to go to Manchester early

A Taueror Video before bed with some tea is always pleasant! I highly recommend.

@music-lv3dl

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll take your word for granted

Beautiful, I love it. Keep the good work going

Taureor: Time to prepare the attack on Italy One of the general sound affects: huh?

Brilliant! And appreciate not using Order 66 - seems like too much of an exploit even to me! :-)

Taureor: I am speed

@cryingant1174

3 жыл бұрын

Am surprised this is not the most popular comment

@heavytf2501

Жыл бұрын

Same

Well done! Enjoyed it very much!

France: okay the Germans are gonna push through Belgium to get to us. This is gonna be World War One all over again... Belgium: *UNO REVERSE CARD* France: *NANI?!*

Hey taureor, are you going to make a time lapse of you conquering the world? Because that’s something I’ll watch lol

Taureor: Sir! The Soviets are pushing back! We don’t have enough equipment to hold them, what shall we do?! Taureor’s son: Do a commando 16... Taureor: But sir- Taureor’s son: *DO IT!*

Impressive run man. Nicely done

At 2:09! Ayyyy, you finally used the hidden feature "Create Empty" template! :P

Me: literally looses to Poland on civilian mode

@emin166

2 жыл бұрын

me: loses to bulgaria on civillian mode

Make sure you delete this video before the time machine will be create .

@edebioyunlar3515

4 жыл бұрын

haha 😅😅

HOI4 speedrun? I’m wayyyy down to watch this! Keep it up!

When you said “Hindenburg und Ludendorff “ it gave me goosebumps. xD

Aight, I annexed the world in 1936, January 1st. The annexing tool is quite efficient, you could say.

It's truly a world war when Germany declares war on almost everyone.

31:08 Hattivatti! Finland mentioned, I am happy again. Moomins are one of our proudest creations. Thank you Tove Jansson.

Imagine being in Reim on a Autum day dancing in the french fields when you start to hear the faint sound of engines in the sky and it gets louder and louder then you see a planes soaring across the sky and a bunch of SKY GERMANS parechuting out.

I wonder if there was a single german left in the army by the game's end.

@XochiCh

4 жыл бұрын

No, you don’t understand, whenever someone does the manpower trick, recruits suffer a quick metamorphosis, in which they turn white, blonde, and may or may not grow in stature to better suit the German Army. Oh and they shed their original language, too.

@ehk5948

4 жыл бұрын

@@XochiCh Sounds horrifying

"speedrun" *Video is one of his longest yet*

Is It a rocket? No. Is It a plane? No. Is It a bird? No, it's a SKY GERMAN

@SachaTheJones

3 жыл бұрын

*oversaturated avengers music starts*

I always love seeing things like this. Took me 3 or 4 years just to take Poland. Granted I didn't really understand the military power requirement for the focuses for the first year or so....

The HOI3 challange: Play a country of your choice but you cannot use frontlines, fallback lines or garrison orders. P.S. No order 66.

HE GAVE SONIC THE HITLER STACHE

Great video once again Polish Boss! Always a good day when you get home from work and get to watch a guy meticulously annihilate the AI

Dude, people make multiple episodes that take days to watch to take over the world, you took over the world in less then an hour, you are the greatest hoi4 player.

bruh I thought that was your cat saying those sounds xD (if you even have a cat)

I convinced my friend to try this, he finished literally just a month after your time, so close.

@caedensundberg3304

2 жыл бұрын

Yo do you have a video of it? I’d definitely watch that

@spot67833

2 жыл бұрын

@@caedensundberg3304 I do not, unfortunately

Why taureor's voice is so relaxing? It's my third time I try to watch this without falling asleep

I like how you puppeted France in the least French region of France lol