Bro, speed runners have no fun. You’ve 100%ed the game, you collected all the rocks. What’s left for you to do now, give me a million dollars?

@Ashent1

7 күн бұрын

What’s left now, to give me your credit card number?

@maubi6320

7 күн бұрын

@@Ashent1what’s left now? Make progressively worse and worse jokes?

@zeuslozano8259

7 күн бұрын

What’s left now burning an orphanage

@Apollyon_B

7 күн бұрын

what’s left now?

@Fool_2K6

7 күн бұрын

​@@Apollyon_BWhat's left?

About 4 minutes in I realize he just means every *type* of rock, not literally every rock on the map. Sigh of relief for his sanity.

@AndreInfanteInc

7 күн бұрын

I do now really want to see the other one though

@getthedunkon9347

7 күн бұрын

Yeah but hes still willingly ollecting rocks in a video game. His sanity might be gone

@graceholbert2126

7 күн бұрын

It tells you a lot about Smant that the other thing was something I fully believed he was going to do... and succeed at.

@LordSleven

7 күн бұрын

Careful! You'll give him ideas!

@moofurg

7 күн бұрын

I think the rocks respawn so it would be hard to keep track of

- Step 1) 100% the game - Step 2) Collect 1 of every type of rock - Step 3) Actually collect every rock

@tyujg7495.

6 күн бұрын

Bro, speed runners have no fun. You’ve 100%ed the game, you collected all the rocks. What’s left for you to do now, touch every single solid surface area including ones inside out of bounce area in the game?

@hi-ougidemonfang

6 күн бұрын

It would require someone to create a mod that changes rocks despawn properties or how active objects work, and a beefy pc I think. He probably has the pc though.

@AymannnE

6 күн бұрын

@@tyujg7495.oh crap

@ShuckleShellAnemia

6 күн бұрын

@@tyujg7495.I wanna go to the Bounce Area, sounds like fun

@guardcat3540

6 күн бұрын

@@ShuckleShellAnemia he said out of the bounce area sadly

15:38 whoever posted that spreadsheet is the real MVP here

@totoa_

6 күн бұрын

saved the whole run probably

@Chubby_Bub

6 күн бұрын

Shoutout to the people who MADE the spreadsheet too. Phil, the creator, had to go through every item in the game and figure out what it was.

@tonyperez2703

5 күн бұрын

@@Chubby_Bub Good point, they're a real homie

1:53 "The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles"

@Krabatrip

6 күн бұрын

It's not just a boulder, IT'S A ROCK!

@JokukranTheileochy

6 күн бұрын

It's THE Rock

@ojsweatedplayer9477

5 күн бұрын

Thank you I was going to get upset if someone didn’t say this

@Krabatrip

5 күн бұрын

@@ojsweatedplayer9477 honestly surprised I didn't see any other comment saying it

@sanga1380

5 күн бұрын

ah someone did it before me. I must now go delete my comment. 😅 at least someone did it.

We’re starving the Gorons with this one!!!

@drbanana8778

7 күн бұрын

We’re making a buffet from around the world

@fernoagent8581

7 күн бұрын

​@@drbanana8778 gerudo rock probbably have à spicy taste to them and yet refrashing

@booxmowo2684

6 күн бұрын

@@drbanana8778 The rocks all end up in Tarrey Town, so I guess we're catering for the Gorons at the Hudson Construction Site.

@matoiryuko9444

6 күн бұрын

So that's why the gorons travel all over the world it's to taste all those delicious different looking rocks makes sense

@samcomic_

Күн бұрын

🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

This is perhaps the most in-character challenge for link yet. I can't imagine a timeline in which link would ACTUALLY get rid of the sheikah slate, for example, but I COULD see TotK!Link, in the middle of his quest, go "Hang on. I should make a vehicle out of every rock I can find."

@Blewlongmun

7 күн бұрын

In some universes Link is a physics breaking speedster who wakes up and stops 2 ancient tragedies in a couple hours each, in others he's a perfectionist who spends years on end not helping anybody and quite literally wasting his own time purely to say he did it.

@MikayaAkyo

6 күн бұрын

Zelda: Link! You need to save Hyrule! Link: But Princess. What if, hear me out, BOULDER-CAR! And we just run Ganondorf over!

@CamTheGalaxy

6 күн бұрын

I know it’s not the main focus of your comment but I don’t think Link got rid of the sheikah slate, he probably just. Gave it back to Zelda. Because it was hers, and Zelda probably gave it to Purah who used it to figure out how to make the Purah Pad (and even then there’s a couple reasons why it just isn’t as cool, such as Purah can’t figure out how to replicate those features yet, Zelda didn’t want those features on her Purah pad, they’re not on there because it’s a prototype, or the most agreed upon reasoning as to why nearly all of the sheikah tech was stripped from Hyrule, Sheikah tech is seen as Evil And Bad Again and at least magnesis is used by the Yiga so it does extend to the slate’s abilities)

@riplix20

6 күн бұрын

@@CamTheGalaxy they’re talking about the glitch you do at the beginning of the speed run where you skip the sheikah slate entirely.

@xipheonj

6 күн бұрын

@@riplix20 Thanks, I didn't know this either.

i gotta say, i completely respect how smant/his editors are able to condense these long streams into much shorter videos. its super impressive because it doesn’t really feel like anything is left out and is also super digestible, not that i don’t still like long videos but still lol, very impressive :D

@appointmenteer

7 күн бұрын

the cuts after something went wrong were perfectly timed. just enough time for smant to go "ah!" and then we get to imagine all the delicious chaos while keeping the pacing tight. incredible job

@--astro--

3 күн бұрын

@@appointmenteer14:17

@samcomic_

Күн бұрын

I honestly think cutting out, for lack of a better word, unimportant parts is a part of efficiency which in my opinion is an art form.

"hey check out my rock collection" "oh my god. is this why i cant find any around here?" "around here? no you wont find them anywhere."

@TextualDeviant

4 күн бұрын

*"LINK, MY PEOPLE ARE STARVING, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"* "Trust me, I know _exactly_ what I have done." _begins photo op_

@breadboygamingwholegrain

4 күн бұрын

@@TextualDeviant were the people eating rocks?

@--astro--

3 күн бұрын

@@breadboygamingwholegraingorons eat rocks

I saw a Games Radar article in my newsfeed about how someone collected every rock and I was like "That's insane! Who would do that?". Now it's all adding up

For the people wondering why the spherical boulders are considered to be natural. If a rock is in a stream or river, the rock gets gradually ground down to a point where it is round. At that point it can roll with the current and erode from another side, causing the rock to get rounder and repeat the process.

all this talk about avoiding "manmade" stone but he keeps the lava slabs despite the fact that he, a man, literally just made them

@Chubby_Bub

6 күн бұрын

to be fair, you can find natural ones too and they're the same object to the game

@Penquinn14

6 күн бұрын

@@Chubby_Bub sounds like he didn't get all the natural rocks then

1:14 'uh oh, can I just do this?' this is already off to a rocky start

@NerfMason

7 күн бұрын

@@Noxolotll after a long 5 seconds, I realized what you did there💀

@Ashent1

7 күн бұрын

rocky start.. haha…

@achunkofbutter

7 күн бұрын

This video had a rocky middle and end too.

@marcelklasa9277

6 күн бұрын

lame pfp

@Noxolotll

6 күн бұрын

@@marcelklasa9277 agreed

The amount of patience needed to complete a challenge like this is actually insane 😭

@user-se2li1hp6h

7 күн бұрын

"U got some incredible stamina" Smant: "oh you know it buddy"

@typestyle2067

7 күн бұрын

Bro didn't even watch the video

@NEXUS.....

7 күн бұрын

@@typestyle2067 I comprehend media at a pace in which the average human can’t. The speed of my eyes rivals that of a superhuman force.

@typestyle2067

7 күн бұрын

​@NEXUS..... ohh yeah that makes sense my cousin Jerry is like that too, sry for the misunderstanding

@NEXUS.....

7 күн бұрын

@@typestyle2067 I met Jerry just a zeptosecond ago. Pretty cool guy. Dropped his keys tho he might not make it back home.

Some people ask, "Why?", while others respond, "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage." There is no questioning this level of sanity.

@Ron_Jambo_

6 күн бұрын

This comment has been adapted for a modern audience

@user-ip5jy3ef1h

6 күн бұрын

Hold my noble pursuit.

@Ryu_D

6 күн бұрын

@@Ron_Jambo_ A family friendly stream deserves family friendly semi-mocking comments... Or maybe I'm just weird. Scratch that, "Also, I'm just weird." XD

@Ron_Jambo_

6 күн бұрын

@@Ryu_D Why ? You think saying the word "beer" will turn children into alcoholic messes ? I'm genuinely confused now.

@Ryu_D

5 күн бұрын

@@Ron_Jambo_ Because that's the joke. I don't actually think it'd influence children, but alcohol usage is the kind of thing that gets mentioned in maturity ratings, so I exaggerated it for the sake of humor. Sorry if that came off as a serious concern.

I want to see this on the offical speedrun boards as a new category.

This is like one of those unskipable side quests your parents give you as a kid

@SpaceUK45

6 күн бұрын

180 likes and first reply

@BiggisFoot

5 күн бұрын

Or the Marines.

@LuVenBen

5 күн бұрын

@@SpaceUK45 touch a blade of grass or two

@SpaceUK45

4 күн бұрын

@@LuVenBen what's grass

Am I the only one who thought he was going to collect EVERY SINGLE ROCK in the map?

@warriorofbepisland6104

7 күн бұрын

No, I thought that at first too.

@lightblue8818

6 күн бұрын

Its intentional, clickbait. If he wanted too he could add "type" in the title but that wont be as massive of a challenge as collecting every single rock in the game. Edit: clickbait*.

@judeconnor-macintyre9874

6 күн бұрын

No.

@the_pleb_

6 күн бұрын

​@lightblue8818 yeah such a disrespectful clickbait

@voiceinyourhead8284

6 күн бұрын

@@the_pleb_nah cause it’s still a dumb challenge lol. I’m still happy with this

They should make smallant thebrock collector a npc. Can u imagine seeing a guys travelling around and as the game progresses his vehicle becomes larger with rocks. Maybe he can sell star fragments and ores haha

Random Dude: "What's left? collecting Rocks?!" Smant: "THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!"

This video rocks. Small ant is the best out there. Don’t take him for granite. This is marbleous content

@alexmitchell4269

7 күн бұрын

...

@Bobomb1000

7 күн бұрын

his videos have sedimental value

@toastghost4320

7 күн бұрын

@@Bobomb1000 Gneiss one

@Ashent1

7 күн бұрын

His videos havent hit rock bottom yet

@Sebastian-nx7br

7 күн бұрын

Don’t ever comment again sodium 516

Random Twitter User: Whats left, Speedrunner?! Collect rocks?! Smant: ...and I took that personally.

"JESUS CHRIST SMALLANT! They're not rocks, they're minerals"

14:59 The relief!! This needs Yoda Force-Lifting a Tiefighter out of a Swamp music over it

Bro is gonna have a really big rock collection

@WabaWaba_

7 күн бұрын

I read that wrong

@NerfMason

7 күн бұрын

@@WabaWaba_ took me a minute to understand that💀

@Oyakinya-Izuki

7 күн бұрын

Should make a lot of rock roast

@imburrnin4495

7 күн бұрын

Who said he doesn't already have big rocks?

@user-nj2yx6ix3w

7 күн бұрын

it can be bigger with the marbled rock roast

I hate that mentality of thinking that speedrunning is killing the fun since speedrunning is what makes a lot of games fun for me. Finding unintentional skips and doing things quickly makes me happy, and a lot of people don't seem to understand that. What you did wasn't even really speedrunning when you first 100% TOTK, but the same things apply.

@johnnyted446

7 күн бұрын

thats fun? huh, okay then. i respect that

@Bulldozer0330

7 күн бұрын

...people seriously don't realize that people have fun playing the game a different way from other people? ...stupid, just stupid. People should play games the way they find fun. and if yours is speedrunning, then do speedrunning.

@AstolfoGayming

7 күн бұрын

"If you aren't having fun in the way I want you to, you're doing it wrong!" - Some idiot

@dromazder8899

7 күн бұрын

speedrunning is for me literally the most beautiful love message you can send to developpers. imagine loving a game to a point u're ready to spend hundreds of hours completing it again and again to a point u know it almost perfectly. speedrunning give some games the replayability they didn't had

@DarkStarCoreX

7 күн бұрын

Besides, why is it that person's problem if you don't have fun? Are they like the fucking brother in 1984 who is watching everyone to ensure they have fun, and if they aren't then they call them out on Twitter.

"Speedrunners have no fun" i wonder what kind of fun someone nicknamed fartchiken would have

@carcharoclesmegalodon6904

5 күн бұрын

I can imagine but I don't want to

“The pioneers used to ride these rocks for miles”

Wow I friggin love small ant and I hope he uploads again in the next 0-70 business days

@koatomasbezdek4860

7 күн бұрын

He posts like 4 times a month recently, what's there to complain about?

@Imperial_Squid

7 күн бұрын

I just think it's nice to see SmallAntVODs put content up on his second channel like this now and then

@IlSharmouta

7 күн бұрын

why does this sound like a threat

Ah yes the best fuel for any content creator, *SPITE*

I understand the lack of "Marbled Rock Roast", seeing as after Gohma is defeated in the story, the delicacy goes extinct. However! Regular Rock Roast DOES in fact exist (It replaces the marbled variant), in fact, it is used in a questline and I believe later can be given to the chef for money.. or something? it's been awhile since I played.

@dropfish3109

7 күн бұрын

they grabbed the rock roast

@Zizwizwee

6 күн бұрын

He grabbed it in the same cave as the lava slabs

@riplix20

6 күн бұрын

11:40 “ there’s the rock roast “

The Rock% speedruns gonna go hard, I already know

Collecting all these rocks really teaches you to take nothing for granite.

What I most enjoyed about this video was how you genuinely had fun doing this. Also not making fun of that tweet but going "actually, great idea!"

The fact that there are rocks that only appear in one spot in the entire game is insane. The devs put so much detail into this game

@colecube8251

7 күн бұрын

is this a joke 😭

@SuspiciousTemmie

7 күн бұрын

​@@colecube8251Nope - 18:44

@SuspiciousTemmie

7 күн бұрын

@@colecube8251 18:44 - Nope, Smant mentions this being the only spot in the game to find these rocks

@SuspiciousTemmie

6 күн бұрын

@@colecube8251 Nope, Smant points out later in the video that two specific rocks are only in one spot on the map :P

@colecube8251

6 күн бұрын

@@SuspiciousTemmie yeah ik but how how does that show attention to detail lol

This is probably the most stupid thing anyone has ever done in TOTK. And I loved every second of it

So glad he uploaded a TotK vid, many channels stopped uploading cause the hype died down so fast :’)

@epicgamernoisesintensifies6238

7 күн бұрын

There are lots of challenge runs(if a little less than botw), and of course the infamous straight line challenge, but other than that I agree that there is significantly less totk content these days.

@bestintheband5114

7 күн бұрын

@@epicgamernoisesintensifies6238 Vamen 🙏

@thenonexistinghero

7 күн бұрын

Personally I just can't 100% the game. In BotW you could accomplish things just playing 15-30 minutes. In TotK I can play for 2 hours without feeling like I accomplished anything. I did everything in BotW other than collecting all Koroks (still collected enough to max out all inventory slots), but in TotK I'm only like 50% done with shrines and even less with everything else and I don't really feel like playing it. It's not like it's bad, but it just takes so long. I can play it for 2 hours and barely make any progress or play something else for 2 hours and actually do make significant progress.

@DarkSouls2_Enjoyer

7 күн бұрын

I bet the hype would have lasted longer if TOTK were multiplatform, so more people could play it

@thenonexistinghero

7 күн бұрын

@@DarkSouls2_Enjoyer No, it wouldn't have been. Switch is the best selling console by far and the game sold 20 f***ing million.

Actually super entertaining. I can feel DougDoug cursing through the YT veil, wishing he thought of this first. Haha. Amazing video, thanks Smant!

@DarkStarCoreX

7 күн бұрын

Can you collect every type of rock in Tears Of The Kingdom? Start of the video - The title End - Doug is now arguing with chat about going to meet up with Dwayne the rock Johnson.

It's videos like this that help remind my that Tears of the Kingdom is one of the most insane games Nintendo has released, maybe ever. Like, there's an entire map, with 3 different tiers of world to explore, endless quests to complete, and a story mode, which already makes it one of Nintendo's biggest games ever. And then, there's just straight up G-Mod attached to all of it, so you can basically do anything you want on top of all of that.

"It's a stone, Link." "It's a car! I chiseled it!"

""I wanna rock" -Twisted Sister" -SmallAnt

3:10 - This reminds me of the scene in Armageddon where Ben Affleck is trying to make it back to the drill site and they jump over a big canyon with the thrusters lol.

1:48 “ROCK AND ROLLER 2.0” That’s it, that’s the funniest comment of the video. Actual comedic genius. Damn that was good

I really want that ending photo of all the crystals, shards, and other stuff as like a phone background. looks super amazing

Smallant it's such a smallant moment to upload this at midnight

this is so awesome, i loved this!! i always love to see tears of the kingdom challenge runs, it’s such a fun game that really showcases how creative people can get!!

me: “oh i haven’t checked on what smallant has been doing. let’s go see.” COLLECTING ALL ROCKS lmao okay, i like it

Bro really pulled the best "alright, bet." in history

Smant's optimism and creativity are something to be studied

13:14 "I love how low the framerate gets" *Laughs in Pokemon S/V*

@tyujg7495.

6 күн бұрын

$60 exsperience

Damn it, this is why you don't EVER callout a speedrunner for playing a game too fast! I bet that in the next week, or even next couple of days, there's gonna be a new category for TotK called "Rock%"!

this is by far the funniest and fun vid ive seen this year small ant keep it up ill be waiting for the next video

I’m not even surprised at this point 💀

Next, smant’s gonna collect/cook every type of food. The patience this man has is insane!

@Chubby_Bub

6 күн бұрын

I mean, he already did to complete the recipe book. Unless you mean with every possible buff variation, in which case there are probably tens of thousands...

@pavantejkamireddy7957

6 күн бұрын

@@Chubby_Bub What! He already completed the recipe book? Well now I feel stupid😅.

1:54 It's not a Boulder... its a rock... a rock!!! The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles

This is why I love your channel. Those whacky challenges are the best and the proof there's no incorrect way to enjoy a game

Babe wake up new smant just dropped

2:53 he rocketed the rocks up

Dude this was awesome 😂😂👏🏼 makes me want to play the game again. Also you seem really cool and chill, gonna sub! Can’t wait to see what’s next!

00:35 Ant:" I think these are two rocks" Me, getting flashbacks of Dinosaur Hunter

16:01 went so hard

@awesomesauceum7493

7 күн бұрын

Dang bro seeing the future

@user-se2li1hp6h

7 күн бұрын

​@@awesomesauceum7493I was bouta say

Been loving these consistent smant uploads.

Imagine a boulder-kart of ALL THE STONES barreling at you. This brings new meaning to “we will rock you”.

Thanks SmallAnt for the continuing quality content. this video rocked!

So *this* is the goofy ahh sidequest that Smallant has been on for the past month or so

This rocks

i love the moment of a speedrunner being forced to play a game slowly and thus realising the small details and such of a game

Honestly love to see people come together to do something fun out of spite. Because at some point, spite becomes irrelevant, things are fun because we decide to make them so and just enjoy ourselves. People who are like that are the best to be around. You might even say they rock!

First

@craftboyban

7 күн бұрын

Yea

@maddoxortego9700

7 күн бұрын

Yes

@MichaelOniell

7 күн бұрын

Ww

@user-ip5jy3ef1h

6 күн бұрын

You were up at midnight to be first? I'm impressed.

@MichaelOniell

6 күн бұрын

@@user-ip5jy3ef1hthanks

Who here likes beans

@RiverSummer6613

7 күн бұрын

I love beans

@stefokaras6036

7 күн бұрын

Same

@jmrgameon9529

7 күн бұрын

Beans are life! ❤

@YodeePlayzGD

7 күн бұрын

All hail beans

@rileysymonette4029

7 күн бұрын

You should watch that answer in progress video where they make a bean restaurant

Congratulations this is going to be a sub category it has to be i can't wait for the video going over the history of Tears of the kingdom Rock%

I’m loving every second of this pure chaos 😂

This is a comment

@MobileUranium

7 күн бұрын

In its natural habitat, a comment section. Sometimes these comments can be vicious, gluttonous for attention, and yet are… comments. When it spots a disagreement, it reveals its talons and strikes with dislikes. And burns the disagreement into a crisp.

@remixtheidiot5771

7 күн бұрын

this is a reply

@scone-pu7bp

7 күн бұрын

This is a reply!

@GreatestNate888

7 күн бұрын

Not if you remove it

@lonk199

7 күн бұрын

this is a reply

I just beat TOTK yesterday after a long pause and can finally watch all the videos on it. The fact you uploaded one on the same day is a blessing.

If this became an actual speedrunning category that would be so funny

This is why I love SmallAnt, he's petty in the most hilarious way possible.

Having to travel cross mountains, and deserts takes rock collecting to a whole new level.

“You like TotK? Name every rock” Smallant:

This was today on games radar!! Way to go smallant!

this video is a really cool showcase on how creative you can get in this game

Commenter: "Well whatever gets your rocks off" SmallAnt: "No, we already did the Paya speedrun"

“The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles”

Now this is the type of content I like, a perfectly reasonable and normally collection challenge

I can already tell this video is gonna be fun as heck. A rockmobile. Freakin bless

i actually respect how many rocks the devs put into this game

the excitement at the "gorgeous" blue rock gets me 🤣

*drops 20 tons of rocks into a lake* "hopefully this floats"

Vaas from Far Cry 3: "Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" Me: yeah, it's this guy here

This is actually the best advertisement ive seen for this game i think im gonna try it out

I love how you just went into it, basically with no plan

Now I apologize if he's already done this, but here's an idea now: Get 999 of every item, no dupe glitches. Good luck if you do this!!

Only Smallant can make rock collecting this entertaining

this is the quality content that I subbed for. Thank you tanner

I can’t believe this was entertaining as hell and I can’t explain it.

Now that's the kind of TotK challenged I subscribed for.

Finally, Smant doing a rockhounding stream! I knew my hobby would hit the big time eventually

Such dediction, congrats. Though I have to admit, I was waiting so long for you to get the piece of Zelda's study that falls from the castle. Isn't it some rock ? I know you can fuse it

Really cool idea, if something similar ever happens again I would recommend holding something in midair with Ultrahand, climbing whatever you need to climb, then using Recall to lift the thing back into midair where you can once again grab with Ultrahand. FYI you don’t need to manually end Recall when grabbing something mid Recall, it happens automatically.

That's exactly the kind of silly stuff that is magic after a rough day

Idk how to explain it but this is the most SmallAnt video ever and I'm all for it 🍿