I can't tell if she's into me or not..

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  • @Mandred85
    @Mandred85Ай бұрын

    The joke about the 1A and boobs was, that the 1A granted him the rights to say on national television that he likes boobs, because freedom of speech.

  • @ItsmeEdwin

    @ItsmeEdwin

    Ай бұрын

    I'm Canadian and I knew that. Haha

  • @ting280

    @ting280

    Ай бұрын

    lol I thought it was an erection joke

  • @MrBeetsGaming

    @MrBeetsGaming

    Ай бұрын

    It wasn't a "joke"

  • @thewanderer6444

    @thewanderer6444

    Ай бұрын

    Boobs are a non gendered term and not a sex organ. "men" can be topless, "women" can too. Boobs are not sexual. Grow up and show us your nipples. :P

  • @bludesayo3651

    @bludesayo3651

    Ай бұрын

    lactate on, losers!

  • @DrDanny_02
    @DrDanny_02Ай бұрын

    As a German I can say that I was never so proud about someone speaking german. And it was actually not even that bad. Good Job Jeannie 👍🏻

  • @Votexforxme

    @Votexforxme

    Ай бұрын

    germans arent proud they always shame themself there is no "proud" german. now go to sleep its late in new syria.

  • @diegomarxweiller1814

    @diegomarxweiller1814

    Ай бұрын

    XD it was bad

  • @goldenboy9192

    @goldenboy9192

    Ай бұрын

    @@diegomarxweiller1814 Really bad.

  • @BavarianHobbit

    @BavarianHobbit

    Ай бұрын

    The sentence she read wasnt too great but her improvised german was actually quite alright ngl.

  • @diegomarxweiller1814

    @diegomarxweiller1814

    Ай бұрын

    @@BavarianHobbit the only okayish was auf wiedersehen

  • @LikeABoss-JAM-
    @LikeABoss-JAM-Ай бұрын

    Day 996: I graduate tomorrow, guys. To anyone who actually reads, more likely than not, I would have already. Off to college, I go, man. Man, does life not wait. Don't mean I ain't excited though.

  • @nielgawi9102

    @nielgawi9102

    Ай бұрын

    Goodluck on you man🫡

  • @amagki__no_peepee1517

    @amagki__no_peepee1517

    Ай бұрын

    It only gets worse

  • @bacon_loving

    @bacon_loving

    Ай бұрын

    it might be day 1000 now

  • @grimmguitar2607

    @grimmguitar2607

    Ай бұрын

    Congratulations!🎉

  • @benj7487

    @benj7487

    Ай бұрын

    Wait till you look back and say I graduated college 15 years ago ,then again ,....where the time go! (If you've never taken a piece of advice. Take this one! I wish somebody told me this! Make the most of it while you're still in your youth! These are going to be the best years of your life ! from experience, enjoy College to the fullest and your twenties to the fullest! And if you find a soulmate, we're just feels too good to be true and everything just lines up, don't think grass is greener on the other side ! Just to get another notch on your belt. Especially if she's a baddie ! good luck! And if any piece of knowledge is ever passed along.. let it be this!)

  • @Bicketybam68
    @Bicketybam68Ай бұрын

    When my nephew was a toddler (about 30 years ago) he fell down some very short stairs.. 2-3 from memory. Anyway, he fell down.. then stood up, brush himself off, looked back at the stairs, down at his feet, brushed his head, all very calm and then turned around and saw his parents and me and his grandparents just staring at him with concerned faces. He just stared at us for a second, looked back at the stairs, looked back at us and then you saw the realization in his eyes and then... he bawled his eyes out. 😄😄 The little child actor at work.

  • @BlairNortheimer

    @BlairNortheimer

    11 күн бұрын

    Young humans are very reactive. They're still learning, so they will learn how to react to certain situations

  • @Benjamin0119
    @Benjamin0119Ай бұрын

    Henry volunteered way too much info on this episode. 😄 Jeannie: Stop adding to this! 😄

  • @davidmanley9713
    @davidmanley9713Ай бұрын

    For all my fellow scientists, I did the ascii conversion on the robots were saying. First Panel she is saying, "do me", second panel "now", fourth panel "P ick" pressumibily the missing letter is an "r".

  • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis

    @PhilipAlexanderHassialis

    Ай бұрын

    Ah, was about to do the conversion myself, thank you for your service! o7

  • @Paxmax

    @Paxmax

    Ай бұрын

    I salute you, most excellent job good sir! . o7

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobinАй бұрын

    16:16 -- They did it as a deliberate joke about the Dune buckets. It's on-topic because Deadpool has a power called Comics Awareness -- that is, he knows he's a fictional character, and he's aware whether he's in a movie, cartoon, comic, etc. That itself is a parody of an older power in Marvel Comics, Cosmic Awareness (being aware of the entire universe and what is going on in it). Comics Awareness is of even greater scope than Cosmic Awareness, because it lets you see outside the universe you live in and become aware that it's a fictional construct. There are a few other characters in Marvel Comics that have the same ability, though they came to it via different means. Deadpool got it from the constant battle between his cancer cells and regular cells (they both have superhuman healing, so he's constantly developing and destroying tumors everywhere in his body, including his brain) -- it gave him a scope of insanity that let him see beyond reality. The Blonde Phantom was a Golden Age costumed detective and reasoned it out -- there's a version of Marvel Comics inside the Marvel universe, but they do documentary comics about real superheroes (basically the same as our Marvel comics except the secret identity parts are fictionalized if the characters don't have public identities, and they have to get permission from the heroes). She noticed that her friends and associates that still had published comics didn't seem to be aging, while others whose comics had been cancelled (like her) got older. From there she deduced the reason. She's the one who taught She-Hulk how to see past the Fourth Wall. Rick Jones, who was the reason Bruce Banner became the Hulk (Jones took a dare to drive his car across a government site, not realizing they were about to test a Gamma Bomb, and Banner saved him by going out, grabbing him, and tossing him into a trench), Captain America's second sidekick, and was bonded to the original Captain Marvel -- he had an epiphany when he realized how improbable his life was, and saw past the Fourth Wall. Loki changed from being the God of Mischief to the God of Stories, and by doing so realized he was himself a story within a larger cosmos (our real world).

  • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis

    @PhilipAlexanderHassialis

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, in our real world public awareness, She Hulk has the second most incidents of 4th wall break after Deadpool. There are actual covers of her talking crap to the guy who draws her (who is also depicted on the cover) which is real fun, when you know that the comics creators know where to draw the line and poke some fun and take everyone along for the ride. Too bad that the show was crap and that the way they tried to introduce this thing in the show was even crappier. The character is amazing and they could have done fantastic, both funny AND adventurous things. Instead we got that (not even steaming hot) pot of crappola.

  • @ha-itsme

    @ha-itsme

    Ай бұрын

    I want Deadpool commented on the popcorn buckets before movie starting just to make it more meta.

  • @dannykent6190
    @dannykent6190Ай бұрын

    As someone who worked both at a tax prep office and a welfare office, i can confirm that i have in fact had people honestly report illegal income. In neither case did they get in trouble. We put the income down, complete the task at hand, move on with our lives. No one's calling the cops. At least at the county job, it would have actually been illegal for me to report anything to the cops. Data practice requirements.

  • @ozbullymorales1020

    @ozbullymorales1020

    Ай бұрын

    Wow that’s nuts

  • @stephenbonaduce7852

    @stephenbonaduce7852

    Ай бұрын

    @@ozbullymorales1020, the IRS just wants your money. They don't care how YOU got it! 😂

  • @btchiaintkidding7837

    @btchiaintkidding7837

    Ай бұрын

    wtf

  • @mogadeet6857

    @mogadeet6857

    Ай бұрын

    Based. 👍

  • @jodu
    @joduАй бұрын

    Jeannie's German skills really got better since the last time I heard it!

  • @LucioBvB09

    @LucioBvB09

    Ай бұрын

    fr real tho

  • @BlairNortheimer

    @BlairNortheimer

    11 күн бұрын

    Actually pretty impressive. Took forever for me to learn just the accent so I can make German jokes. Adds to the imerssion

  • @kingcosworth2643
    @kingcosworth2643Ай бұрын

    Just remember, if you pay income taxes on your illicit drug dealing, you can also claim all your expenses to make those profits. Dope cars, firearms, wages for runners, nike fanny packs, all claimable

  • @patchworkcat6932

    @patchworkcat6932

    Ай бұрын

    Would Drug Mules count as dependents? Asking for a friend.

  • @zzzzzzzzzz_me

    @zzzzzzzzzz_me

    Ай бұрын

    @@patchworkcat6932 No, they wouldn't qualify unless they were under your (friend's) care for the majority of the year. Most likely you(r friend) would need to claim them as either an employees, and file quarterly taxes covering their various withholding and employment taxes, or list them as an independent contractor and issue them a 1099-NEC or 1099-MISC, and they would be liable for paying their own Social Security/Medicare taxes, instead of you(r friend)

  • @Hansgame

    @Hansgame

    Ай бұрын

    the IRS loves taxes, no matter how you finance them

  • @paulj3781

    @paulj3781

    Ай бұрын

    That is why I hide my drugs under a pile of taxpapers

  • @larion2336

    @larion2336

    Ай бұрын

    What would happen if you actually tried this? I assume police just show up at your door. Kind of like marking "Yes" on the flight form thing asking you "Are you a terrorist?" It all has the same feeling as making suicide illegal.

  • @skalli89
    @skalli89Ай бұрын

    that episode was pure gold. Thank you guys for keeping uns entertained

  • @bestcomment3201
    @bestcomment3201Ай бұрын

    This is the first mxr I have seen in months. Happy y'all are back

  • @BlairNortheimer

    @BlairNortheimer

    11 күн бұрын

    Glad to have you back, mate

  • @jackychen7769
    @jackychen7769Ай бұрын

    23:43 The binary (translated via ASCII binary character table) states: "do me" "now" "p*ick" * This letter is too obscured. The most likely answer (to me) is simply "prick".

  • @Freakyanimefan181

    @Freakyanimefan181

    Ай бұрын

    Why couldn't I saw this comment before translating it myself lol

  • @VinayVarsani

    @VinayVarsani

    Ай бұрын

    Doing the Lords work good sir👍🏾

  • @Escapee5931

    @Escapee5931

    Ай бұрын

    The world is made up of 10 sorts of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

  • @chadthunderstroke

    @chadthunderstroke

    Ай бұрын

    Good work!

  • @fireblade295

    @fireblade295

    Ай бұрын

    Last one is can just be summed up as "wrong hole!"

  • @davidcopperfield5345
    @davidcopperfield5345Ай бұрын

    The babies watch you for a cue on how they should react to a situation. So if it's not a serious situation and you keep your cool, they'll realize they don't need to act up.

  • @joseangelhernandez5274

    @joseangelhernandez5274

    Ай бұрын

    so true

  • @barnett25

    @barnett25

    Ай бұрын

    Yup, 100%. I have gaslight my nephews and daughter so many times when they fall and start to cry but then I act super hyped about something and they forget they were upset.

  • @MadsterV

    @MadsterV

    Ай бұрын

    parents not realizing they're supposed to set the example

  • @alaric_

    @alaric_

    Ай бұрын

    I've never seen more concrete proof that fear of thunder is learnt from a parent then my friend. She was mortified about thunderstorms and would huddle under a blanket during storms. Guess what her daughter now thinks of the thunderstorms....

  • @DeadpoolX9

    @DeadpoolX9

    Ай бұрын

    It's like that for people in all positions of authority.

  • @hisgreasiness
    @hisgreasinessАй бұрын

    The only channel I switch my resolution from data saver to 1080p for. Kudos

  • @user-pr8wy5fi4j
    @user-pr8wy5fi4j22 күн бұрын

    01:20 the thumbnail

  • @redneckkhoekhoe6511
    @redneckkhoekhoe6511Ай бұрын

    If Jeannie was a spy, what national secretes does Henry know

  • @regalgiant1597

    @regalgiant1597

    Ай бұрын

    Secretes is different my guy

  • @MrReddevil2420

    @MrReddevil2420

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@regalgiant1597 I dunno, people do be keeping them secretes on the hush hush sometimes

  • @LordFalon

    @LordFalon

    Ай бұрын

    Oh! Henry is the spy, Jeannie has the secrets... dun dun dunnnnnn...

  • @patrickattebery3557

    @patrickattebery3557

    Ай бұрын

    Skyrim mods

  • @annapierce8666

    @annapierce8666

    Ай бұрын

    kzread.infoy5fqVrKCcic?si=7gn6fPlu_4WCaKb7 Here is a secret Crusaders: a clip of Jeannie {in pink} *GoGo* *dancing* 👛

  • @robertmckenna3994
    @robertmckenna3994Ай бұрын

    0:41 Babies are too easy to gaslight. Adults have no excuses though.

  • @jakejager

    @jakejager

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, DON'T do this to your kids. You're literally playing with their emotions...can have permanent effects.

  • @MrMooCow199

    @MrMooCow199

    Ай бұрын

    When my kids take a fall and start to cry, I just poke them with my foot and tell them to get up and keep walking. No coddling. Now, even if they get scratched up and bloody, they'll stand back up and calmly walk home to get patched up. I've seen kids throw a fit and have a meltdown from even minor fumbles, and its quite sad to see the parent's lack of parenting skills. Definitely doesn't prepare those kids for when shit really hits the fan.

  • @redwiltshire1816

    @redwiltshire1816

    Ай бұрын

    @@MrMooCow199i can’t wait till your old and alone hopefully this is a joke

  • @jakejager

    @jakejager

    Ай бұрын

    Sometimes the best is to tell them you understand their pain but it's minor and if they can move on it'll be forgotten soon enough...sounds like this "you bleeding? No? Okay, your fine" then go back to what you were doing

  • @redwiltshire1816

    @redwiltshire1816

    Ай бұрын

    @@MrMooCow199 yeah but they will now have no love for you so…. Care home must be fun for you

  • @604cpr
    @604cprАй бұрын

    The first MXR video I’ve watched in a while, and dig a tunnel is back ☺️

  • @will6671
    @will6671Ай бұрын

    Its been years since ive seen one if these videos, not sure why you tube just decided to recommend again, but this was hilarious and just what I needed. This just made my day

  • @John_1920
    @John_1920Ай бұрын

    24:51 Happy crying, blue texter reacted with a heart to the "jerked off" message.

  • @kriscollinstunes
    @kriscollinstunesАй бұрын

    19:40 “whose dog is that?” 😂😂😂

  • @lanemorrison5649
    @lanemorrison5649Ай бұрын

    I am so happy to see you guys and to see you laughing at the same things that I am laughing at!! I so very much enjoy laughing with you guys. You & your videos are basically my therapy, I thank you for making me happy

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487Ай бұрын

    Omg this is a new one! I thought i was watching an old one cause of the youtube issues lately. Glad it's new, yay! =) I hope you get to keep making these on youtube. I really hope youtube would just get it's shit together and have at least MOSTLY free speech, but here we are. Either way, glad you're back! =)

  • @torazoul
    @torazoulАй бұрын

    14:13 There's actually a nice german phrase for remembering not to rule out the most stupid shit a person could possibly do: "Jeden Tag steht ein Dummer auf." which translates to "Every day an idiot rises."

  • @rolandswift4311

    @rolandswift4311

    Ай бұрын

    Makes sense. Every morning something rises that makes guys act like idiots. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

  • @hamishfox

    @hamishfox

    Ай бұрын

    Yooooo sick psygnosis profile picture

  • @artex98

    @artex98

    Ай бұрын

    It's not a German phrase, it's a loosely translated adaption of a phrase associated whith P. T. Barnum: "There's a sucker born every minute"

  • @ozbullymorales1020

    @ozbullymorales1020

    Ай бұрын

    @@artex98…and I’m gonna take him for all he’s worth. 😂

  • @DiabloBG
    @DiabloBGАй бұрын

    Who is going to break it to them that water IS a monthly subscription... utility bill.

  • @Franklin_Johanessan

    @Franklin_Johanessan

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, that's what I was thinking

  • @ronnieleemichael4973

    @ronnieleemichael4973

    Ай бұрын

    No you weren't ​@@Franklin_Johanessan

  • @Franklin_Johanessan

    @Franklin_Johanessan

    Ай бұрын

    @@ronnieleemichael4973 I was, cuz I just did an econ exam

  • @hitmanshivam3889

    @hitmanshivam3889

    Ай бұрын

    Electricity as well

  • @damondiehl5637

    @damondiehl5637

    Ай бұрын

    Can be. I have my own well.

  • @Jason-yy8os
    @Jason-yy8osАй бұрын

    Yall always make me laugh, so thank you two, and yall need more "Kai" in the vids, thank you

  • @ShasraValmeon
    @ShasraValmeonАй бұрын

    Für Jeannie: Jeannie, das war so eine süße Überraschung. Ich hatte keine Ahnung, dass du Deutsch lernst, und ehrlich gesagt, klingt das meiste echt gut ^.^ (Nur "Bundesrepuplik" klang noch etwas merkwürdig) Es ist wirklich herzerwärmend zu hören, wie Menschen Deutsch lernen. Danke schön, du hast meinen Tag ein wenig schöner gemacht :) Translation for everyone (Henry) else: Jeannie, that was such a sweet surprise. I had no idea you were learning German, and to be honest, most of it sounds really good ^.^ (Only "Bundesrepublik" sounded a bit strange) It's really heartwarming to hear how people learn German. Thank you very much, you made my day a little better :)

  • @Bones6391
    @Bones6391Ай бұрын

    Learning that Henry is circumcised is information that should really only be divulged to the Hall of Immersion.

  • @Arthera0

    @Arthera0

    Ай бұрын

    the unnecessary snip is very common

  • @jesusbauer8861

    @jesusbauer8861

    Ай бұрын

    @@Arthera0 in the USA. (and Israel?)

  • @alyoooh

    @alyoooh

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Arthera0 yeah

  • @alyoooh

    @alyoooh

    Ай бұрын

    Actually, it's not the first time people found out. I think it the first time that he has said it directly. But there has been previous situation in which one could confidently guess that he was circumcised

  • @larion2336

    @larion2336

    Ай бұрын

    @@Arthera0 You can say it's unnecessary, but not to that guy who had 30 years of smegma lol.

  • @OPJetfire
    @OPJetfireАй бұрын

    the energy today was especially good, really enjoyed it. thank you once again for an awesome video ❤

  • @richardwalling845
    @richardwalling845Ай бұрын

    Thanks for all your posts!

  • @isidornimages
    @isidornimagesАй бұрын

    Coming after a night at work, to sit down with some snacks and a new upload from MxR Plays. Life is good.

  • @dwightgruber8308
    @dwightgruber8308Ай бұрын

    I remember when Jeannie didn't get the pineapple juice joke. Ah, innocence...

  • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
    @Sp4rt4nSl4yaАй бұрын

    I love hearing Jeannie speak German, I don't know why but it's oddly satisfying.

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857Ай бұрын

    'frayed knot' 🤣 I am grinning.

  • @brianjackdixon
    @brianjackdixonАй бұрын

    I don't have to swipe anymore they guide me through all the days videos. Lol and Henry is fing hilarious.

  • @demidlebedev7013
    @demidlebedev7013Ай бұрын

    this was a great episode, thank you for the LOLs

  • @maxhuber9425
    @maxhuber9425Ай бұрын

    Her German pronunciation is actually crazy good. Impressive.

  • @goldenboy9192

    @goldenboy9192

    Ай бұрын

    No.

  • @HeartOfAnAngel

    @HeartOfAnAngel

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@goldenboy9192yes.

  • @HeartOfAnAngel

    @HeartOfAnAngel

    Ай бұрын

    maybe not crazy good but still impressive while just starting out 👍

  • @ozbullymorales1020

    @ozbullymorales1020

    Ай бұрын

    Nine!!

  • @JamesG.Griffin

    @JamesG.Griffin

    Ай бұрын

    Wouldn't say crazy and I don't know why she's screaming but it is quite good

  • @rowanferraro6544
    @rowanferraro6544Ай бұрын

    It’s not fair how genuinely lovable and amazing these two are together

  • @aspire90medo1
    @aspire90medo1Ай бұрын

    a lot of energy and they appear enjoying their time. I hope you find peace and happiness guys.

  • @filmntony
    @filmntonyАй бұрын

    Ohh that definitely IS german!! Great work Jeannie! :D Keep it up!

  • @bradodonnell5760
    @bradodonnell5760Ай бұрын

    15:28 hey guys city councilman here, just letting you know you already do pay a subscription fee for water. If your bill has a "ready to serve" charge that means you could use 0 water and you'll still have a bill. (To be fair to us, those pipes going to your place are way more expensive than you'd think)

  • @rolandswift4311

    @rolandswift4311

    Ай бұрын

    Considering how expensive it is to get the pipes IN our places fixed; I don't doubt it.

  • @acewmd.

    @acewmd.

    Ай бұрын

    OK but that's a pretty reasonable thing, preservation of infrastructure is what taxes are for. It's when they aren't being spent properly that there are problems or when they're spent on ridiculous projects destined to fail so the money can be pocketed by greedy jerks. Paying to maintain a vital thing for all life seems pretty decent in comparison. Be a good councilman and ensure no money gets into the wrong pockets or comes from strange sources pushing for strange things.

  • @E3-di1ic
    @E3-di1icАй бұрын

    Love the content guys, keep it up 👍♥

  • @davie941
    @davie941Ай бұрын

    nice one again henry and Jeannie , well done and thank you both 😊😍

  • @garylopez1632
    @garylopez1632Ай бұрын

    I'm uncircumcised and I've never had smegma under my foreskin, because I clean myself!

  • @knotengajin7359

    @knotengajin7359

    Ай бұрын

    Not everyone does. I think the urologist lady doc on here had a video with like a 28 year old man with the same issue. Lots of circumcised men and single mothers equals drastic lack of knowledge.

  • @Vulpes10

    @Vulpes10

    Ай бұрын

    @@knotengajin7359 uncircumcised is natural, nature does not work how you try to claim. Maybe your lack of knowledge.

  • @BryTee

    @BryTee

    Ай бұрын

    I'm sure if Henry didn't wash it'd be gross too as according to medical websites they say it "can build up too and attention should be paid to clean it as with boys not circumcised". Who are these guys that don't wash?!? Because teenage boys learn (without help from others) to "wash" themselves in the shower, repeatedly with fast hand movements, making it probably the cleanest part of their bodies! So the guy in the video (or the above 28 year old) had to have some weird puritan thoughts to not touch himself ... even when washing.

  • @Arbidarb

    @Arbidarb

    Ай бұрын

    It's like 0.1% of men that get circumcised later in life, with repeated or severe infections being the biggest reason for having it done. Foreskin infections are estimated to occur in 10% of men. So probably somewhere in the single digit percentile of men don't wash their junk. Edit: I just realized that the 10% is probably just uncircumcised men, which would mean that both more men overall don't wash their junk and the percent of uncircumcised men that don't wash it is probably closer to that 10% than further from it.

  • @ozbullymorales1020

    @ozbullymorales1020

    Ай бұрын

    Henry’s Jewish?

  • @Pindexter77
    @Pindexter77Ай бұрын

    My wife and I think that it is funny that my step-mom will occasionally sign cards "LOL. Lots of Love". We have even bought jewelry for each other with the "LOL" because we know that we will smile when we see it. 😆

  • @Mdnghttiger
    @MdnghttigerАй бұрын

    Always a highlight of my day.

  • @ChronoTheodor
    @ChronoTheodorАй бұрын

    Thanks for the upload

  • @BigDipper907
    @BigDipper907Ай бұрын

    She’s def not 😂

  • @draykohunter6805

    @draykohunter6805

    Ай бұрын

    🎉

  • @RougeSanta

    @RougeSanta

    Ай бұрын

    Prob a dude

  • @raven-0621

    @raven-0621

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@RougeSanta even better

  • @Mr.Helper.

    @Mr.Helper.

    Ай бұрын

    Not what ?

  • @Brex10

    @Brex10

    Ай бұрын

    Whos not what?

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserkerАй бұрын

    dude. henry. you realize that water is allready a subscription?

  • @Stayvasaur

    @Stayvasaur

    Ай бұрын

    Came here looking for this comment :P

  • @Sauvva_

    @Sauvva_

    Ай бұрын

    is it ? do you pay the same regardless of how much water you use ?

  • @alexvaraderey

    @alexvaraderey

    Ай бұрын

    @@Sauvva_ Some places are metered, so you pay by amount used. Some other places, particularly towns with a lot of older properties, that haven't had meters introduced yet, are flat rate per month.

  • @Sauvva_

    @Sauvva_

    Ай бұрын

    @@alexvaraderey that is basically the oposite in my city, old houses use a meter, the newer houses for low income people, like where i live, pay a flat rate

  • @davidlord5664
    @davidlord5664Ай бұрын

    “I am groot “ was holding that Spanish coin. 🤣

  • @SaberSweat247
    @SaberSweat247Ай бұрын

    5:27 Marriage Material

  • @ZedNull.
    @ZedNull.Ай бұрын

    Americans do use the metric system in every way that matters, science, medicine, bullets & drugs.

  • @Arbidarb

    @Arbidarb

    Ай бұрын

    Pretty sure the only medical use of the metric system is for the drugs. Everything else I can think of is Imperial.

  • @ozbullymorales1020

    @ozbullymorales1020

    Ай бұрын

    A key of Coke. Don’t ask me how I know. 😂

  • @chadthunderstroke

    @chadthunderstroke

    Ай бұрын

    Other than that, football fields for everything

  • @dogking44
    @dogking4427 күн бұрын

    Henry: What's next, water needing a subscription? Me: *glancing at my water bill*

  • @overcraft1441
    @overcraft1441Ай бұрын

    Jeannie being so casual with it is the best

  • @donaldpaulson3920
    @donaldpaulson3920Ай бұрын

    If snapping inside... that's a problem....fist is one thing... snapping a tune inside is definitely a problem

  • @damondiehl5637

    @damondiehl5637

    Ай бұрын

    A guy got romantic with his date. "Put a finger in me." "Okay" "Put your hand in me." "Okay..." "Now put your other hand inside me." "Now clap.: "I cant." "Tight, huh?"

  • @TheThird1977

    @TheThird1977

    Ай бұрын

    Think of the acoustic echo you'll get though.

  • @larsegholmfischmann6594
    @larsegholmfischmann6594Ай бұрын

    "Hamburgers per freedom eagle" units

  • @robertmckenna3994

    @robertmckenna3994

    Ай бұрын

    So Thomas Jefferson screwed up by choosing the imperial system rather than the metric system. What are you, perfect?

  • @rolandswift4311

    @rolandswift4311

    Ай бұрын

    @@robertmckenna3994 It wasn't actually a choice on our part, it was a combination of a bad French navigator and bad timing.

  • @Arbidarb

    @Arbidarb

    Ай бұрын

    Where I live we probably have 3,000 hamburgers per freedom eagle on any given day. Just a guess though.

  • @HemantKumar-id3jg

    @HemantKumar-id3jg

    Ай бұрын

    @@robertmckenna3994 It's not choosing a different system in the 1700s that people make fun of, it's about continuing to use the system in the 21 century even after realising how dumb it is.

  • @dorianrobinette9712

    @dorianrobinette9712

    Ай бұрын

    I just love how non americans give americans crap for telling others how to run their lives, but it's considered socially acceptable to criticize every facet of american society to the point of sounding like a broken record. Even over something as stupid as americans using a different system of measurement. Really goes to show who lives rent free in other people's heads.

  • @technofeeliak
    @technofeeliakАй бұрын

    The cutest couple. Always funny, makes me laugh.

  • @JPmaxlevel
    @JPmaxlevelАй бұрын

    can't find the video "what is the least attractive thing about your partner" i need it! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ayoni02thebadgamer39
    @ayoni02thebadgamer39Ай бұрын

    9:25 Jeanie really tried cupping up nothing 😂

  • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya

    @Sp4rt4nSl4ya

    Ай бұрын

    She's got something, she just downplays her size all the time.

  • @ayoni02thebadgamer39

    @ayoni02thebadgamer39

    Ай бұрын

    @@Sp4rt4nSl4ya I was too

  • @Guirko
    @GuirkoАй бұрын

    26:03 Nope, it happens to all men AND is equally common in women. It's an accumulation of oil and dead skin cells, which happens more easily if there are skin folds for it to get trapped by. Though, being circumsized doesn't mean you can get away with washing yourself any less.

  • @kaelanirevyruun1676
    @kaelanirevyruun1676Ай бұрын

    lol for the "what is the least attractive thing about your partner", I expected mxr to go "Your glasses" XD

  • @awboqm
    @awboqmАй бұрын

    14:03 whenever someone says I look weird without my glasses, I let them know “so do you”

  • @braxat52
    @braxat52Ай бұрын

    Henry: No! KZread is being unfair, they keep giving us strikes! Also Henry: Thumbnail goes brrr

  • @Super420FTW

    @Super420FTW

    Ай бұрын

    Honestly at this point, Henry and his team should just stop using gooner clickbait/content to generate views or keep it on Patreon if the channel is on the verge of being shut down.

  • @kevinfunk83

    @kevinfunk83

    Ай бұрын

    Not just the thumbnail but the “does she like me” clip. That girl looked to be on a school bus.

  • @laurineder9939
    @laurineder9939Ай бұрын

    German here, nah for cooking we still use spoons and shit

  • @rolandswift4311

    @rolandswift4311

    Ай бұрын

    Interesting bit of trivia about the metric system: It was originally a French invention to simplify international trade and ensure compatibility of manufactured goods during the start of the industrial revolution, but ended up surpassing the regional standards in most areas do. The reason it never took off in the states is that the ship that was supposed to deliver the tools needed to set us to the metric standard was lost at sea. By the time a second attempt to introduce it was made; we already had so much built according to our standards that changing over would've just caused nightmares with our infrastructure and maintain our existing properties as the new tools wouldn't fit old parts as precisely and vice versa.

  • @CodeNascher_

    @CodeNascher_

    Ай бұрын

    Sprich für dich selbst

  • @r3gret2079
    @r3gret2079Ай бұрын

    When Jeanie said "we wanna be Hokages." Bruhs, I felt that in my soul.

  • @DataCollaborate
    @DataCollaborateАй бұрын

    Ich fand es sehr gut! Toll gemacht Jeannie

  • @mainakdey6829
    @mainakdey6829Ай бұрын

    After the smeagma clip, i gave up

  • @VashIsBetter215
    @VashIsBetter215Ай бұрын

    15:08 this is *Like the retirement age and 401ks , smh..

  • @lukecarter4291
    @lukecarter4291Ай бұрын

    Very glad to see a new video uploaded here from you guys. If you’re ever taken off KZread, you will end up being the only channel I ever pay to view. Good luck

  • @yellowninja5
    @yellowninja5Ай бұрын

    "In the future water will be a subscription" Um so first off love you guys, I love your content it has brought many years of happiness through some tough times! But I have to ask, you are paying your water bill right? XD (this of course is assuming I didn't mishear what Henry said)

  • @TheZoenGaming
    @TheZoenGamingАй бұрын

    Henry: "In the future, water will be a subscription." Me: "Yeah, that's called the water utility bill, and it has to be paid monthly."

  • @colemcgrath7660
    @colemcgrath7660Ай бұрын

    1:40 Sauce?

  • @hannibalking5028

    @hannibalking5028

    Ай бұрын

    she is fionaparkerx

  • @speleokeir

    @speleokeir

    Ай бұрын

    @@hannibalking5028 The pics aren't real and she uses filters to give her that massively top heavy appearance. it's sad she feels the need to use a filter, but I guess it earns her more money on Onlyfans than showing her actual perky B cups, rather than the huge saggy ones the filter gives her.

  • @MASTERSLY5

    @MASTERSLY5

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@hannibalking5028Doing the lords work here

  • @zashhasautismo6301

    @zashhasautismo6301

    Ай бұрын

    sorry buddy, those honkers are fake and she uses a lot of ai filters

  • @Gobtik

    @Gobtik

    Ай бұрын

    Keep in mind she's actually flat chested and all her OF content etc is based on filters and AI making it look like she has big ones

  • @leonlinn7910
    @leonlinn7910Ай бұрын

    Dog Ningen is an absolute amazing manga. Both action and comedy. I needa read it again

  • @wolfhors3_660
    @wolfhors3_660Ай бұрын

    I spit coke out my nose when Jeanie's voice dropped, and she said, " No, either one does NOT work" 😂😂😂

  • @CTEPORN
    @CTEPORNАй бұрын

    23:28 Do me 23:28 now 23:37 (I think she said pick wrong idk)

  • @LordArthex
    @LordArthexАй бұрын

    1:20 yall came for that

  • @Valcadus

    @Valcadus

    Ай бұрын

    @Rey_b4by

  • @Xylaax

    @Xylaax

    Ай бұрын

    @@Valcadus according to searches, that is very wrong, looks nothing like her

  • @Valcadus

    @Valcadus

    Ай бұрын

    @@Xylaax near as I can tell its makeup and angle, nose looks right so do general features, she does have this uploaded in her Instagram, but idk You could be right

  • @Valcadus

    @Valcadus

    Ай бұрын

    There is also a follow up video, but I don't speak Spanish?

  • @m3m3sis
    @m3m3sisАй бұрын

    I like this edgier direction you are going. It's giving og internet vibes.

  • @gravity00x
    @gravity00xАй бұрын

    oh my god, jeannies german makes ones heart melt!!!

  • @Th33M4rksman
    @Th33M4rksmanАй бұрын

    After your recent strike video im worried about yals channel bro. Maybe tone down the sexiness and thumbnails a bit for a while please brother id hate to lose yals channel

  • @suyasuya3995

    @suyasuya3995

    Ай бұрын

    Thumbnail has a girl making a stupid looking face. This thumbnail not even that bad honestly.

  • @NekoKei_FEARNOT

    @NekoKei_FEARNOT

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly what I have been saying from so long.

  • @scorchinbrandon1864

    @scorchinbrandon1864

    Ай бұрын

    Totally agree. It's not worth the risk. Play it safe and at least have a channel in the long run.

  • @Anarchy2308

    @Anarchy2308

    Ай бұрын

    I say fight the power. Viva patreon😁

  • @magus_series

    @magus_series

    Ай бұрын

    I agree because that may be what grabs the attention of the “reviewers”, but he’s mentioned the reasons they claim for the strikes and that has to do with what’s in the videos. And apparently what’s not in the videos too. What I would recommend is not doing the test uploads it’s probably coming off like the “don’t touch the boat” scene in Finding Nemo since they’ve had so many strikes. But it likely doesn’t matter how they operate now anyway since monetization stopped.

  • @Capohanf1
    @Capohanf1Ай бұрын

    SOOO working on another 14 day suspension I see!

  • @mikayla_collie
    @mikayla_collieАй бұрын

    8:33 SOUR BOYS O_O i love those so much! plus caleb is awesome, hehe :3 great video guys!

  • @enigmamz
    @enigmamzАй бұрын

    1 view, 1 like, and now 1 comment! It's a YT Trifecta! And I've been subscribed for years, so can't add to that.

  • @SnowWolf2150
    @SnowWolf2150Ай бұрын

    Not a single person has said who the girl at 1:44 is and I am disappointed in the lack of Sauce Bros. I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep now.

  • @hannibalking5028

    @hannibalking5028

    Ай бұрын

    fionaparkerx

  • @Chauspion

    @Chauspion

    Ай бұрын

    king

  • @superant19

    @superant19

    Ай бұрын

    yikes my guy, stop simping

  • @menthous305

    @menthous305

    Ай бұрын

    ​@hannibalking5028 cant find her 😢

  • @menthous305

    @menthous305

    Ай бұрын

    So guys I've found her but yt is being a .... and it keeps deleting my url link

  • @VashIsBetter215
    @VashIsBetter215Ай бұрын

    I dont know if you guys will keep making videos on here because of youtube.. but if i never see you guys again i just want to say- 1.)Much love & be safe (your opinion on my 2nd thing does not affect my opinion on the first. [This Thing.] 2.)FJB

  • @farmlife4533
    @farmlife4533Ай бұрын

    That dog dude manga is actually a pretty good comedy.

  • @-RONNIE
    @-RONNIEАй бұрын

    Thank you both for another funny video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wiktorstrzeszewski7393
    @wiktorstrzeszewski7393Ай бұрын

    Its not American system its British thats why its called Imperial system

  • @tamarans.ns.ii.4968

    @tamarans.ns.ii.4968

    Ай бұрын

    Actually it's Roman (as in ancient Roman Empire) and that's why it's called Imperial...🤯

  • @MTD_1969
    @MTD_1969Ай бұрын

    The gentleman on Fox News who said the thing about boobs was a comedian who was trolling the network. This has been a common thing because the trolls will make an unusual statement that sounds somewhat right wing and Fox will try to get them on their show without vetting them. Like when someone said they weren’t voting for Obama’s second term and when asked why by the anchor, he said “Because I lost a bet.” Fox doesn’t vet their guests very well.

  • @derekstein6193

    @derekstein6193

    Ай бұрын

    They also suck at vetting sources. Remember the times they used the Onion as a primary source? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @strongblade

    @strongblade

    Ай бұрын

    Just one more example supporting the phrase... "Crazy like a fox? Or CrAzY like FOX News?"

  • @MTD_1969

    @MTD_1969

    Ай бұрын

    @@derekstein6193 I completely forgot about that one, but now that you mention it I do remember. The Faux News network certainly has an interesting history of what they use for a source.

  • @Jon-jm8qn
    @Jon-jm8qnАй бұрын

    I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing!!!! You guys are awesome❤! hilarious!!!

  • @jeskoumm
    @jeskoummАй бұрын

    “As the long distanced emotional friend, _(C) I cannot tell_ , is accurate.”

  • @Mega_Mewtwo
    @Mega_MewtwoАй бұрын

    1:22 her name and also lets be honest she's not into you😢🤣 1:40, 6:30, 12:13, 13:57, 17:40the girls names

  • @Nobody-wants_me

    @Nobody-wants_me

    Ай бұрын

    My brother in Ra, do you really need the name of the woman at 13:57?

  • @Mega_Mewtwo

    @Mega_Mewtwo

    Ай бұрын

    @@Nobody-wants_me yea

  • @timdrake8903

    @timdrake8903

    Ай бұрын

    6:30 Velvet v

  • @koryhardy9594

    @koryhardy9594

    Ай бұрын

    Bonk

  • @menthous305

    @menthous305

    Ай бұрын

    For 1:30 I found this m.jbzd.com.pl/obr/3169118/co-te-femboye

  • @stephenleal2401
    @stephenleal2401Ай бұрын

    Soooo... Who the girl @ 1:44? Asking for a friend...

  • @theorycraft7138

    @theorycraft7138

    Ай бұрын

    Bro I also wanna know before the vid gets taken down from this clip

  • @toxi6836

    @toxi6836

    Ай бұрын

    @@theorycraft7138you’re right

  • @hannibalking5028

    @hannibalking5028

    Ай бұрын

    fionaparkerx is her user name

  • @trafficking2596

    @trafficking2596

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@hannibalking5028 you're my hero man

  • @GrimSan197
    @GrimSan197Ай бұрын

    "...I can't sneeze on command."

  • @TiagoTiagoT
    @TiagoTiagoTАй бұрын

    That golden fuzzy blanket looks awesome

  • @micflowgo
    @micflowgoАй бұрын

    Man I love homie but he complains about YT but continues to play on the line of rules with some of the stuff…I think mans needs to come up with new content he only reacts to tik toks….like dude pls and I can bet you ur luck with YT will change as soon as he stops sloot baiting

  • @ggadams639
    @ggadams639Ай бұрын

    They changed the thumbnail to something more sexualised, and it's maybe one of the most sexualised they ever put up. I hope they have thought it well

  • @JonathanScarlet
    @JonathanScarletАй бұрын

    :54 I'm sure someone already commented, but it's more about babies being very sensitive to the emotions of others (since that's usually all they have to communicate with as they can't word good yet). Of course they never bonked their heads, but because the parents are acting concerned and upset as if they actually did, they're gonna start crying like they hit their head for real because everyone ELSE they see is acting concerned so clearly something happened. That's also why you need to be very upbeat and encouraging if they try something. don't lose your concern if they're doing something potentially harmful to themselves (such as trying to walk unsupported), but if you rush over all upset and fretful the moment they fall over, they're going to think they really did to bad or hurt themselves. Now, if they fall over and start crying even though you're happy and encouraging, that's something else and likely an actual injury or concern.

  • @guss1470
    @guss1470Ай бұрын

    Keep the videos coming... I need your videos!!!

  • @PapiCito
    @PapiCitoАй бұрын

    Really hope 1:44 doesn’t get this taken down

  • @ivankawnartist

    @ivankawnartist

    Ай бұрын

    Shhh

  • @xblaze20o93

    @xblaze20o93

    Ай бұрын

    they just made a long video talking about getting strikes for sexual content and then show this... rather disingenuous

  • @joseangelhernandez5274

    @joseangelhernandez5274

    Ай бұрын

    yeah at this point they should stay away from anything that's remotely sexual.

  • @ivankawnartist

    @ivankawnartist

    Ай бұрын

    @@xblaze20o93 You're overly sensitive. Don't act like the foolish YT AI.

  • @ivankawnartist

    @ivankawnartist

    Ай бұрын

    @@joseangelhernandez5274 Think for yourself. Don't be a product of the algorithm.

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