I Can't Stop Penetrating this Dragon | High Speed Deepest Sword Review
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This little platformer is probably the best free game I played on steam. In many more ways than one.
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algorithm /ˈalɡərɪð(ə)m/ - a process or set of rules to be followed in calculations or other problem-solving operations, especially by a computer.
@zaneranielbetarmos4956
2 жыл бұрын
ya know people watched this video because of the thumbnail.
@zander3902
2 жыл бұрын
You deserve it. Subbing, keep it up man! Even if it's just a hobby.
@aki-rw9vu
2 жыл бұрын
Algorithm bless you
@djabertlilani3000
2 жыл бұрын
so you knew exactly what you did huh?
@lawlznet
2 жыл бұрын
Happy RNGesus!
Knight: “Take this, foul beast!” Dragon: “oh yes, deeper!” Knight: “Uh….can I slay a different dragon, please?”
@phaterphantom8151
2 жыл бұрын
😏😏😏
@justasecjustwaitfortheassi7355
2 жыл бұрын
🤨📷 = 😏😏😏😏😏
@headphonezzz_y
2 жыл бұрын
King: nevermind that was the weird one here's a map for a different dragon
@JoeMama-st7fb
2 жыл бұрын
The knight aitn no simp
@JustaOddblackhat
2 жыл бұрын
No that one took the knights cat he must slay it
"is it even in" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@Tetopettenson1
2 жыл бұрын
*_Wasted_*
@hobomike6935
2 жыл бұрын
Girls: “why can’t I get a long-term relationship with a guy who treats me like I have feelings?” Also girls:
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
As long as he is screaming, I'm happy with that. I love it when they SCREAM.
@qwertywerty742
2 жыл бұрын
Im the 1000th liker 😎
@maxout14yt24
2 жыл бұрын
@@qwertywerty742 Ayo wait I got 1k likes-?
You forgot to inform the audience that this amazing game was a game jam game. They literally made this in a weekend. (which is absolutely insane)
@sidclauwers5945
2 жыл бұрын
I finally know where I recognized this game from thank you
@heavy1308
2 жыл бұрын
this game "made your whole week"
@igrackoz588
2 жыл бұрын
With the enough modules and libraries gathered Over the time for you and the experience making games you got, that is completely possible
@pootischannel1877
2 жыл бұрын
@@heavy1308 hello heavy
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. I could tell this was made in a week.
for those who ask for the game at 1:28, it's alien quest eve
@odiugretsam1597
2 жыл бұрын
i will play (i wont actually)
@Lotle_
2 жыл бұрын
A man of culture i see
@TheManWithSteelBalls
2 жыл бұрын
Don't try it you will get the feeling of being penetrated
@blueblurry1283
2 жыл бұрын
Ty bro!!👍
@iguessmynameitsthis6247
2 жыл бұрын
WHAT WHAT THE FU-
this game has 4 of my favourite things: 1. medieval style 2. mechanics, that make you think 3. its simple but also fun 4. having sex with dragons
@einvious
2 жыл бұрын
So true
@robertwyatt3912
2 жыл бұрын
I also enjoy having sex with dragons Dragon DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM
@nathanielsmith6538
2 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of culture
@RyujinNoKami
2 жыл бұрын
Me too brother
@I_have_no_idea__
2 жыл бұрын
The last one is coll
very epic and funny channel I can sense it's going to get bigger soon
@micheal6827
2 жыл бұрын
0_0
@fastmrpug637
2 жыл бұрын
that's what she said
@lilratbat
2 жыл бұрын
Too soon i dare say
@quickfive5594
2 жыл бұрын
@@fastmrpug637 damn... you took my reply haha
@Doug_Fany
2 жыл бұрын
@@fastmrpug637 Your nick and profile pic is perfect for this moment
Literally No One: Senator Armstrong: *Nice Knife.*
@LeoTheYuty
2 жыл бұрын
10/10 reference
@RinRin72769
2 жыл бұрын
WHAT!?
@McMemeTME
2 жыл бұрын
“Snap into a Slim Jim” -Senator Dwayne
@hobomike6935
2 жыл бұрын
“Now _this,_ is a knoife” -Dundee
@user-tb8df1we3g
Жыл бұрын
450th like
This guy has the same humor as Sseth and Max0r and I'm all for it.
@killerkid2028
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you I've been trying to remember what youtuber this guy reminded me of and you named both
"by putting eye lashes on dragons" oh wow, you caught me red handed....
@samikosa
2 жыл бұрын
white handed
@evanlandis990
2 жыл бұрын
@@samikosa hehe
@nameputhpong9041
2 жыл бұрын
@@evanlandis990 oh god i misclicked. *grabs my cat and runs away crying*
@evanlandis990
2 жыл бұрын
@@nameputhpong9041 the fuk
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried grabbing your cat and run away crying_with_eyes_open? It's a good habit. I love it when they run away crying_with_eyes_open.
2:21 bruh look at that dragon's face tho
@purple6705
2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@jamedius
2 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@togelugapasalan6524
2 жыл бұрын
@@purple6705 bro died 15 times
@EndisBored
2 жыл бұрын
@@purple6705 bro died 15 times
@Random-501st
2 жыл бұрын
@@purple6705 bro died 15 times
this game also reminds me of another game that has multiple endings of a dragon that sucks you up its butt that is only one of the endings
@mr_sauce_cooks
2 жыл бұрын
What?
@giovannidimaio659
2 жыл бұрын
What?
@Yesimbored.
2 жыл бұрын
Game name is "kill the dragon"
@mr_sauce_cooks
2 жыл бұрын
@@Yesimbored. oh THAT game, you don't actually get sucked up its but you give birth to its baby and its way much worse than what been said earlier
@emmiethekid8742
2 жыл бұрын
the fuck kinda games you play?
6:04 The intelligent strategy here is to have infinite mana and spam invincibility so that the entire game becomes a breeze until you inevitably run into enemies that say "F your shield" and then you cry.
@Kouda-Kimura
2 жыл бұрын
6:04 what game is this
@thatguydude_5065
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kouda-Kimura Alien quest eve, you can find it on shady parts of the internet.
@alt1763
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatguydude_5065 finally I know the name of the one-hand game
@crosssans9984
Жыл бұрын
@@thatguydude_5065 what do you mean. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
@edik2284
4 ай бұрын
@@thatguydude_5065 Спасибо большое спустя 2 года смог найти название Ты лучший...
I hope my right hand is as powerful as knights some day it will take lots of training and material though
@idkwhatimdoinganymore769
2 жыл бұрын
whats the training for a powerful right hand for?
@Goultardtheiopgod
2 жыл бұрын
@@idkwhatimdoinganymore769 run bys
@emmiethekid8742
2 жыл бұрын
idk I did it in one night its pretty easy
@Goultardtheiopgod
2 жыл бұрын
I worked out to hard with it and hit my balls accidentally
@ap3x_gam1ng87
2 жыл бұрын
if you worked too hard while training you have the chance to get a rare skin *R E D blood* Skin :)
this game objective looks like trying to breed a dragon through stabbing a long sword through its abdomen and to somewhere, to somehow breed it
@2miligrams
2 жыл бұрын
Nope to save your cat in the cage above the dragon
@idkwhatimdoinganymore769
2 жыл бұрын
@@2miligrams I feel like it's trying to breed a dragon, with stupid ideas, or im just a furry
@Trongle-ww2il
2 жыл бұрын
@@mafagafotherandom6821 yeah seriously why do furries have to talk about being a furry so much
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
Your just trying to save your cat. It's not a game about pleasure or something sexual. For example, just cause the monster has tentacles doesn't mean it's going to make love to you. It could just penetrate you on sight.
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
PENETRATE VIOLENTLY, I meant it will hurt you and draw blood piercing you. It'll kill you on sight is what I meant.
How does this guy only have 19 subs?
@cursedmp.6276
2 жыл бұрын
but so many views
@enegort2228
2 жыл бұрын
His channel is still new
@M-for-Lobotomy
2 жыл бұрын
He just started his channel
@riolu477
2 жыл бұрын
How does he have 300 already is the question
@Alminaiteg
2 жыл бұрын
WHAT
0:58 now that is a fire hazard
@blackroberts6290
2 жыл бұрын
it also slows down his internet, because of crosstalk
"Uhh, Wait A Minute!" -The Dragon's Last words
“Newton’s first rule of locomotion” “trains going brr, will make you go brr back”
@Alan_Marin
2 жыл бұрын
*and then you penetrate a dragon*
2:58 you knew EXACTLY what you were doing there
Does the she dragon bite? No, but she can hurt you in other ways "is it in yet?"
Knight: *after looking at the dragon* Prepare to die, vile beast! *stabs the dragon* Dragon: *Oh, yes! Go deeper and longer!!! :)* Knight: I think I'm in the wrong dungeon. I dunno why I made this comment. It was funnier in my head
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
Your right, it was funnier in your head.
@senatorstevenarmstrong2810
2 жыл бұрын
yes.
@eliyaskiya
2 жыл бұрын
No I'm in the right dungeon
@decimusyt3924
Жыл бұрын
Teheeeeeeeee!!!!!
@Pablo.673
Жыл бұрын
It was hilarious in your head though.
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and far too rough, indeed it was more like a large hunk of iron.
@Fhanny-copia-S2
Жыл бұрын
Berserk out of context
@kiarizz4631
11 ай бұрын
Greatsword
You can get through the bottomed route with the 3rd sword
@poyrazz._ozbentt
11 ай бұрын
Which bottomed route tell me please.
Damnit, we told you to SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon.
@satgurs
2 жыл бұрын
...close enough
@HOLY_FALLOFF
2 жыл бұрын
Ok I see u
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
The dragon is slaid.
@senatorstevenarmstrong2810
2 жыл бұрын
Ok i know what your talking about man
@user-tg7ng1uw8f
2 жыл бұрын
I dont care, Hole its hole
A knight in shining armor stabbing the female dragon in the chest sounds like this could've been a potential scene for _Monty Python and the Holy Grail._
Hello new tuber, it’s nice to see you managed to reach quite a lot of subscribers in a short amount of time! I can see you having a pretty good future with youtube. Can’t wait to see you grow!
@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had such luck, unless
@enegort2228
2 жыл бұрын
@@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 Just pay attention to what your audience wants and you may get what you wish for ;)
"I dont think that's my heart, Knight."
500 subs and this video is really good, you are on your way to greatness my friend. Keep up the good work. 👍🏾
@Kmp01
2 жыл бұрын
He now has 1.35k subs
Very great job on making this video. It was enjoyable and Knowledgeable.
04:27 best three "W's"
@Phamm5421
Жыл бұрын
??
5 seconds in and the voice and editing already tells me that I’ll love this channel. Subbed.
Now I know that if a missile is sent to me in Chicago I can play this game as my last
6 hours of gameplay knowledge turned into 7 mins
man, the recommended page has been nice to you! love the content man, this was funny as hell
1:27, damn, best example of a platformer, didn't expect this game mentioned on the whole youtube and not on this video about a simple game
@Yewro2000
Ай бұрын
what game is it?
I'm subscribing I have a feeling this guy will pass 100K in a few weeks or so
Getting Ssethtzeentach vibes and im all for it- Thank you for the hilarious content!
Lol this was a nice video. Liked and subbed. Keep up the good work💯
The first sword has a good personality ngl
1:48 best part XD
@BlueBanana.
Жыл бұрын
Fr
It seems like the algorithm has blessed you. Good luck 🍀
Cant wait till this youtuber reaches so many goals in this platform
I like how the little knight flails aimlessly.
1:26 to actually know what this game is, feels like I deserved to stay in lowest membership of hell
@Yewro2000
Ай бұрын
what game is it?
This went from a game to a science lesson
Ahegao makes everything better. Either in the funny way, sexy way, or both. Unless it's real girls, or rhather ethots doing it, then it makes everything not just wrong but also horribly wrong. And with the femboy threat rising, I am weary of our future
@danielmendoza5043
2 жыл бұрын
There is no future anymore
@mkzhero
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielmendoza5043 we survived cavemen, tribal, prehistoric and medieval times, there's always a future... The only questions are how good, bad, or horrible it will be... And what levels of degeneracy we'll face
@foxdemon4586
2 жыл бұрын
Mmm, femboys....
@ragdude7323
2 жыл бұрын
What about dudes
@ragdude7323
2 жыл бұрын
@@foxdemon4586 fuck yoy best me to it
every dragon's gangsta untill the knight pulls out a comically long sword
1:28 I never expected to see that here
@SenorBagel2552
2 жыл бұрын
If you don't mind me asking, what's the name of that game?
@luisgabrieldelmo772
2 жыл бұрын
@@SenorBagel2552 alien quest Eve Btw it's a hentai game
@SenorBagel2552
2 жыл бұрын
@@luisgabrieldelmo772 I figured. Thanks
him: that can save ten seconds- me: can it save my sanity? him: N O
Your humour is perfect. Instant subscribe xD
I played this game on itchio when it came out and i remember being so proud of my 15 minutes first try run Then i looked at the early speedruns (who had already discovered the route presented in the video) and cryed at my incompetence
You can’t tell me you haven’t watched a Sseth video in your life, I can see the influence seeping through the screen
i have not heard of you before this but the dark jokes plus how you edit and do a vid im more then down to subscribe and you should to haha but deadass keep it up i love this content so fair.
Dragon:ITS LAONG AND SHARP!! the rock:🤨boom
As someone from down town chicago, I’m very worried how you would know how long it would take for and intercontinental ballistic missile to reach my home
@MostLikelyMortal
2 жыл бұрын
It’s okay, it would have to pass a LARGE amount of anti-ICBM defense systems before it reached there. Yes, it’s not a lot of time, but radar and anti-missile systems exist for a reasinb
@WayStedYou
2 жыл бұрын
I would be more worried about the ones carried on submarines.
oh god, imagine a gamemode after you beat the game where you keep going, and get an even longer sword every time you beat the dragon, with the dragon just getting more and more sus each time
0:10 hahahaha, man made my night, new sub
This is where the phrase "work smarter, not harder" fits
2:20 AY YO
hmmmm i shall witness the massive growth of this channel with my own 3 eyes.
@thekeyboardwarrior1018
2 жыл бұрын
3?
@cloroxusthestainlessone4324
2 жыл бұрын
@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 the dreaded yoghurt slinging snake is the third
@thekeyboardwarrior1018
2 жыл бұрын
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 oh, ok thanks for telling me that :)
I can totally see that you will become a successful KZreadr
2:31 Rance-sama!! Cannot wait for Rance IX to be translated
"That disappoints your parents" *shows osu!* As an osu! player I can confirm this is true
@user-gp7td5uv9c
2 жыл бұрын
Osu ain't even a game
@teevee1782
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-gp7td5uv9c yeah exactly just a concept about clicking circles in a rhythmic pattern
@thefastestlink5637
2 жыл бұрын
Elite Beat Agents did it first, and that was on the DS.
@teevee1782
2 жыл бұрын
@@thefastestlink5637 yes I know, the game bangs and all but the comment wasn't about who did it first though
4:57.. Hmm So I have been doing this wrong
That dragon is so into this
this is so underrated omg
Its not about the size of the sword, its what you do with it that counts
4:04 i die from this irl
This video is hilarious. Good writing.
thank you for sharing!
i remember playing this game in call with my friends. I made so many jokes just to confuse them
"Anything's a butt plug if you're brave enough!" ~ Paul Allen.
So this is Seeth long lost a bit less unhinged, safe (for now) for the epileptics sufferer brother yt channel.
"Is it even in" DAMNNN!!
I saw that thumbnail and knew this was gonna be good lol
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
Looking like my female Asriel’s, hentai face.
@RhettJack.
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshshrum2764 what?
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
@@RhettJack. Okay that probably sounds strange, but like the character from Undertale, but as a female, and in a lot of the rule 63 porn makes the same faces that’s what i mean.
that dragon looking good tho
Ahh this has a nice pre-2010 content flavor to the dialogue. Excellent work dude.
Absolute genius commentary
this video gives me really strong sseth vibes and i like it
2:06 ayo wtf
so close to 10k
Oh Boy That is on the same quality level as a 500k KZreadr ! Lets make the numbers equal shall we?
Buen video como siempre licenciado MAAU 😎
2:45 I’d like to see other games giving us that dilemma Bigger weapon= less movement freedom I think the Dreamcast Guys Berserk game had a few levels with that…
very relatable title yes
“Ok I’m watching that”
This guy going to grow fast. I can see it. Amma be waiting for your 1k subs Update: he reached 2k.
@zilchpond7764
2 жыл бұрын
He has 2k now
@tujatsu
2 жыл бұрын
@@zilchpond7764 thx for the update.
@nasyaelovia4723
2 жыл бұрын
@@tujatsu 3.73k now on 3 May 2022
@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923
2 жыл бұрын
8.36k at the time of posting this comment (Sunday 12:01am AEST)
fastest penetrator in the west, that sound sooo wrong
@Iasked-jo3qs
2 жыл бұрын
AMERICA
That eyelashes segment is in fact .. Factual lmao
Seeing that dragon's face got me to click, but seeing all this convince me to give it try.
as a furry I can confirm we are deeply infiltrated in the world circles of power and no one will be able to stop our plan
@klombogaming8715
Жыл бұрын
I’m also a furry but what?
@mysteriumxarxes3990
Жыл бұрын
@@klombogaming8715 wanna join the yiff brotherhood?
I’m glad you’re winner at the sub game son
@cresture6200
2 жыл бұрын
At this point in time, he is at 1.81k including me
I love that jab at the game journalist from Cuphead
0:41 а это мой радной город)
@user-xu1ni1om2u
2 жыл бұрын
Можешь пожалуйста сказать, о чем он говорил, упоминая красноярск?
I did not see the title 💀
"you came for me" 😳
Bro calculated the whole universe for this video😅
aye bro. ur content is pretty good. hope to see more. much love from the furry community
@LiveNishikiyamaReaction
2 жыл бұрын
OH GOD THEYRE HERE!
@diabolicalthoughts
2 жыл бұрын
@@LiveNishikiyamaReaction lol
@ziina4810
2 жыл бұрын
@@LiveNishikiyamaReaction yes... i have arrived.
@xcr8863
2 жыл бұрын
I do admire furries having more creativity with certain fetishes.
@ziina4810
2 жыл бұрын
@@xcr8863 thats correct
I want to know more about the thumbnail.