smash like

@Kaiser_666

29 күн бұрын

Why not

@chillwaffle13

29 күн бұрын

waffles

@mateo..

29 күн бұрын

why not

@Boxolotl-24

29 күн бұрын

First person to reply

@zero-z4551

29 күн бұрын

For us of course

"as long as it works i don't care" story of my life 💀

@SageTheGamer

28 күн бұрын

YOO FIRST REPLY TO KZread HI

@LewisV7_

28 күн бұрын

yoo youtube?

@CORA2763

28 күн бұрын

real youtube 😭

@theconphentedcow241

28 күн бұрын

Story of your employer's life 💀

@SillyAnimationsYt

27 күн бұрын

Bruh youtube

"Koolani, can you build an End..." "Ok." "... portal?" "Too late."

@Duck_Playz.

21 күн бұрын

Fr lol

13:52 Old sheep: it was horrible and I saw my life flash before my eyes Lamb: ok grandpa

@FalseParasyte

26 күн бұрын

Underated

Kolanii casually destroys something that took probably months to make and just like “Eh” and keeping his suffering internal for our entertainment is probably the most admirable thing I’ve seen a Minecraft KZreadr do

@StevenPerrett

29 күн бұрын

Him irl when it happened in his brain “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiid iiiiiii dooooo thiss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@denisekyles4299

29 күн бұрын

this is what a lot of youtubers do, well the most hated on. it's always the wrong channel....

@korjezilla

29 күн бұрын

I think he can return that build by reloading his End world files from another save

@ardynizunia9709

28 күн бұрын

@@korjezilla Let's hope he thought of doing that, but given his previous videos, he is obviously an expert in world file manipulation for all sorts of illegal item shananigans, so I'd think he has a backup of that build as well.

@jameselementalgames4420

28 күн бұрын

Bro he must have a backup

Regular people being bored: “I’m gonna watch some KZread” Meanwhile Kolanii:

@Vertseal

29 күн бұрын

Are you implying that Kolanii isn’t a normal person

@rinamudgal215

29 күн бұрын

@@Vertseal bro trynna start a fight lol\

@user-fm9ux5jr7u

29 күн бұрын

Literally me rn😂😂😂

@abdoman90

29 күн бұрын

Yeah​@@Vertseal

@Bappers489

29 күн бұрын

​@@Vertseal yes

People : TOUCH GRASS Kolanii : i have 9,387,212 blocks of grass

Kolanii will soon hire mojang

Yay we’re back for kolanii’s unenthusiastic sarcasm

@TherianMinerThing

29 күн бұрын

Fr

@Pixelarator

29 күн бұрын

I like this

@PbeingXD

29 күн бұрын

Yup

@Astro-Guy

29 күн бұрын

YESSIR

@duccotacco

29 күн бұрын

yes

in my eyes, kolanii has the perfect personality that a hardcore KZreadr should. endless sarcasm, acting bored all the time, and puts himself through endless and unnecessary pain just to entertain us. 20/10.

@TommyToes96

27 күн бұрын

He is literally the perfect minecraft youtuber

@rycro

24 күн бұрын

@@TommyToes96 and he's the only one that doesn't like kids

@user-tn8lz8bs6y

23 күн бұрын

@@rycroaCookieGod?

@rycro

23 күн бұрын

@@user-tn8lz8bs6y probably likes kids

@Meme_Egg.

23 күн бұрын

and he's the only one to go popular and then not become a pedophile

The dry-cut humor is one of my favorite parts of kolanii’s videos, aside from the insane builds ofc

11:00 One eye has a white spot in a different place

The dry humor. The insane editing. The perfectly satisfying jump cuts for block placement chains. The crazy ideas. The casual ending. No shouting. I love Kolanii.

@Not_so_hades4356

22 күн бұрын

ur a poet and u didn't know it

This map save file has got to be the most valuable file in all of Minecraft, just from the sheer dedication alone.

@archon7105

29 күн бұрын

Yeah but what happens if it’s corrupted? Like the amount of stuff he’s done and it hasn’t corrupted is amazing

@potato5813

29 күн бұрын

​@@archon7105maybe he has some backups just in case

@Carlos_West

29 күн бұрын

You do realize it’s more than likely faked, right?

@crazyturtle9394

29 күн бұрын

@@Carlos_West Stop hatin lil bro

@Carlos_West

29 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@crazyturtle9394 explain the random cuts

14:46, “I think he’s protesting on behalf of all the squids that died for this build.” “It’s not gonna stop me buddy, it’s not gonna stop me” Average Minecrafter

Fun fact: Kolanii’s sanity decreases 25% per episode

@SeaScutes

14 күн бұрын

But wait there’s been more than 4 episo-

One thing I love about Kolanii is that every two months or so, I find myself thinking "huh what was the name of that minecraft youtuber doing those 100 day challenges? With the crazy builds and the dry humour?" then I find the channel, see that there are no new vids, but just the fact I THOUGHT about it, a new vid will soon be up. 4 times in a row now, it's been within the same week. My body clock has somehow tuned in with Kolanii's upload schedule.

@mreemer5594

29 күн бұрын

Dude youre him... 😂

@mikhailkerman8323

28 күн бұрын

Same

@raznaak

28 күн бұрын

... Same.

@FlagrantOdin

27 күн бұрын

Dude so relatable

@BloominqFlxwer

27 күн бұрын

Same, I always forget his name LOL

Not only did this guy spend ages on this build, he edited the whole thing aswell. Respect

@danitho

29 күн бұрын

He doesn't have an editor?

18:10 The Cut Was Too Perfect

I just love your energy (or lack thereof lmao) when you make these crazy unnecessary cool builds

THERE IS NO WAY I'M LITERALLY DOING THE SAME THING EDITING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW KOLANII NOOOOOO

@Smoliv_Guy

29 күн бұрын

First also rip

@supermysticink

29 күн бұрын

This will be an amazing comparison

@user-hi3no5cn4s

29 күн бұрын

U need to be faster and also love your vids

@W1ffle600

29 күн бұрын

dont steal his idea🤣🤣

@nerdyguyD679

29 күн бұрын

​@@W1ffle600if they're already editing it i don't think its a stolen idea lol

You know its a good YEAR when Kolanii uploads.

@arnav_6133

29 күн бұрын

​@Pikachuandthelegendofzel-jk1if welome to your decadly dose of kolanii

@davidward9550

29 күн бұрын

I wonder why he doesn't upload weekly

@DemoTheNPC

29 күн бұрын

@@davidward9550 too many over the top projects he spent 25 hours ON HALF OF THE FRAMES

@davidward9550

29 күн бұрын

@@DemoTheNPC that's right, you see that's what makes the joke funny

@pacifistichuman82649

22 күн бұрын

hello everyone, this is your monthly dose of kolanii

16:04 kolanii edging the pickaxe durability

1:06 this is painful to watch this was one of my favourite one of your builds

Normal KZreadrs: I built a cool nether hub Kolanii: Portal but just bigger

Kolanii only uploads every partial solar eclipse.

@sundeepsarangi9329

29 күн бұрын

Yeah actually

@jaredbowers9503

29 күн бұрын

People in the future seeing this comment won’t understand the irony and relevance. Top tier comment

@Voidzi3._

29 күн бұрын

yep

@pumpkinmold5874

29 күн бұрын

Lol

@croissant4life253

29 күн бұрын

So true. Top tier ong

Now that the old End builds are practically in ruins, here's a video idea: make it seem like a tragic incident occurred in The End that caused the structures to be destroyed. Also, some of the towers look like they're floating so you could probably do something super cool with them.

@vanvee88

28 күн бұрын

Thats's a good idea

Your builds are always so impressive! The end portal frames look so cool! Great video!

Kolanii hasn't postened for so long that I forgot he had so may God damn cats

@IamWone

29 күн бұрын

For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️😊😊

@cookiefrog

29 күн бұрын

Me too

@queenwednesdayart

29 күн бұрын

@@IamWone no

@flamster5697

29 күн бұрын

@@IamWone hail satan

@gelele1212

29 күн бұрын

@@IamWone stfu we aint care

Is there anything this guy can't do?

@RonanBremer

29 күн бұрын

No😂

@ClassyChicken240

29 күн бұрын

He is God 😂

@akumadesukara870

29 күн бұрын

Make a bad video

@Toatser

29 күн бұрын

He can't touch grass that's it.

@Lil_Ducky43

29 күн бұрын

A proper upload schedule

Bro idk how you have the patience for this, massive respect. Your videos are always incredibly well done!!

Love this content, pls release more 😭

The friggin art of little Kolanii riding the ender dragon was adorable- 10/10

@Anikinn

28 күн бұрын

yeah

@dement_tf2maybe

28 күн бұрын

"friggin"🤓

@Keygentlemen

28 күн бұрын

Smolanii

@Keygentlemen

28 күн бұрын

@@dement_tf2maybe go outside

@dement_tf2maybe

27 күн бұрын

@@Keygentlemen i did, i had to cleanse my eyes with nature after seeing that comment

For this man, having an ender dragon in the overworld really is no more special than a regular monday

@AdidasDoge1

29 күн бұрын

putin are you really watching this while everyone in your country is dying

@ArkhamGhost295

29 күн бұрын

Totally didn't send the United states of America after you because of the oil you discovered

@ArkhamGhost295

29 күн бұрын

@@AdidasDoge1 gotta take a brake from the war

@AlbertSatnoianu

29 күн бұрын

@@AdidasDoge1 It's not the real putin

@alex_itsme

29 күн бұрын

@@AlbertSatnoianu no shit sherlock

Sheesh, this video was content overload.. great job!

I love how he isn’t even trying to flex, he just literally has to resort to using emerald blocks as a wireframe.

The fact that he was able to even get that dragon into the overworld without commands in hardcore Minecraft is insane to me not only that but the amount of patience and attention span this guy has is almost god like and is something I aspire to have one day and I think we can all agree that this man is the greatest hardcore builder on KZread like the stuff this guy pulls off every video is astounding

@palmosmostlyminecraft

29 күн бұрын

Wunbas also good but I agree mostly

@Tasty_flapjacks

29 күн бұрын

@@palmosmostlyminecraft I don't know that channel but I'll check it out to see

@Finixyz

29 күн бұрын

Credit to sandiction

@user-gl4nl4ov3e

29 күн бұрын

kolanii should have more subs

@feIon

28 күн бұрын

getting the dragon into the overworld was arguably the easiest part

I love that with each new video you can hear kolanii gradually losing his mind more and more

Other KZreadrs: spends 1000 days making a mega base Kolanii: alright in todays video im making the end island to scale in the over world, oh and making a mega end portal around it

@TACOCAT_67

23 күн бұрын

well done for summing up the video

love ur vids kolanii :D

The editing style is perfect. No intro, high pace, perfect comedy. Well done Kolanii

I waited 1850 seconds for this

Dude thats is one CRAAAZYYYY build, incredible, entertaining and cool but absolutely insane (in the best way) :D Well done!

genuinely excited to watch this one

We need unedited recordings of these videos. Where it's probably like a weeks worth of pure uncut Kolanii suffering

The wait for these always sucks but then Kolanii drops the coolest shit you’ve seen in Minecraft history and it always makes it worth it. Keep up the amazing work man.

I am so happy to see you uploading

Love the editing here even the subtitles are just 💯💯💯💯💯

BABE KOLANII JUST POSTED

asks the cats for their opinion then immediatley asserts dominance by not giving a crap about their opinions

This morning I woke up and thought, “I want to watch some Kolanii today!” And lo and behold, a shiny new video was freshly delivered to my notification box… what a blessing to us all

16:25 Tell me that doesn't look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it XD.

@ninjanoobblox

23 күн бұрын

that doesn’t look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it

This guy and sandiction are literally beasts, one guy builds massive structure just for fun and other guy uses netherite in his build but walks in diamond Armor and they both do this in hardcore mode Just insane ( Love both of yours content)

@st4r.xx13

21 күн бұрын

2 goats

I've seen a lot of Minecraft builds, but yours are genuinely some of the most creative and it's so cool to see you pull them together

Ur videos are like a drug to me. Already watched everything, and I need more

He's back ❤ And then we won't see him for another 4 months 😂😂

@oooooba8343

28 күн бұрын

cus each video takes 4 months to make

@Ominous_b

26 күн бұрын

Cuz they’re high quality

this makes me want to buy kolani merch

@rinamudgal215

29 күн бұрын

i bought kolanii merch 30 minutes after watchig this video, your implications are simply pathetic

@the94thtoast

29 күн бұрын

⁠@@rinamudgal215*1850 seconds

Love the new editing style

Kolanii please upload more, your videos are so great ❤

Kolanii sounds like the most uninterested dedicated person. I'm also pretty sure, he gave up on keeping the last bits of sanity he had. I love him.

The Pain I felt when he spawned the dragon and the end tower build got destroyed. how do ya even not cry or feel so sad when that breaks.

you know its a gooday when kolanii upload

Gotta respect the grind

Glad to see ya back Kolanii. :) Please be back sooner than 4 months

6:30 ahh yes my favourite kind of portal!

@obscure045

29 күн бұрын

the best of the best

@Ghost_Inbound

26 күн бұрын

My favorite is the pether nortel

you know its gonna be a good day when u see kolanii has posted

I LOVE the editing 🔥🔥🔥

Glad the 1850 seconds are up

Kolanii: Disapears for four months Also Kolanii: *CASUALLY MAKES A MASSIVE END PORTAL* Also ALSO Kolanii: Comes back with a banger video for me to watch🗿

bro youre genuinely insane. amazing builds every time

@ShrimpTavern

26 күн бұрын

"that's not bad" he says about the most beautiful recreation of an end portal frame piece

Idk why but at 0:38 when he says “I have an RTX 4090.” it made me die laughing. This dude’s dry humor makes me laugh every single time 😂

9:00 Bro stole an entire forest lol

@Ghost_Inbound

26 күн бұрын

He was the onceler

Wake up, New Kolanii vid just dropped.

@KINGRMAN-ko5cp

29 күн бұрын

Im up

The taste, the skill (like figuring out which blocks to use for macro translation??), the confidence, the sheer _commitment_ this mad lad has. He’s everything I enjoy in watching things about Minecraft! (Well, he and CallMeKevin, the latter is great for unusual problem solving within the confines of game) I so very WISH I had his creative taste!

Your amazing thanks for posting when we needed you most. You always go above and beyond for your fans.

that dive into your mine was amazing.

It’s always a great year when kolanii uploads.👍

This is definitely the most creative end portal idea I've ever seen also great editing style and humor

@SeaScutes

14 күн бұрын

I love finding random verifiyed KZreadrs with no likes and then under them there’s a 11 sub KZreadr with 9 likes

@vesko1

13 күн бұрын

@@SeaScutes I just be using this account as an ordinary one for me to watch stuff and comment

i know a kolanii video is always gonna be good. this is insane, editing too

Dude. You are amazing. I cant imagine how long everything in your world took to make. Keep up the good work

You know it's a good day when Kolanii posted.

@motherofgingers7198

28 күн бұрын

Agreed :)

i love your builds Kolanii

never stop uploading, i love your videos

You are back and will disappear again

Kolanii ain't human, he is a goat; Or a cat, I honestly don't know by this point.

Kolanii casually destroying his end base just make another end island with a dragon in the over world😂

love this!! also glad im not the only guy who loves MCveiw :)

Holy shit kolanii has uploaded

7:52 a deal’s a deal, +1 sub

As always, awesome job at editing, and I really don't wanns know how long this took to finish^^

Kolanii's become so rich he just casually outlines his builds with emerald blocks. Respect.

10:34 yup just casually eating up a obsidian tower

@melonfan78

2 күн бұрын

He made it hollow

5:47 for some reason I found this really funny him explaining

HE CAME BACK (i was rewarching his vids and wondered when he was ganna upload but now he uploded yay)

always a good day when kolanii uploades a video again!

9:01 "How ba-a-ad can I be?"

@bcmoore671

29 күн бұрын

I'm just doing what comes naturally!

@DigitizedGalaxyAlt

29 күн бұрын

@@bcmoore671 How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

@zoeygeorge2403

29 күн бұрын

@@DigitizedGalaxyAlt I'm just building the economy!

@ninaandpiano4010

29 күн бұрын

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

@ninaandpiano4010

29 күн бұрын

Just look at me pettin this puppy

5:28 Music to my ears

It's always a good day when Kolanii posts 😊 I was having a bad day but you made it better!!

Best of the best amazing videos i've ever seen. Good job man❤

lol you and beppo got the same idea