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@ArrowMaster_

2 жыл бұрын

Wow hi

@chxbbofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Fishyboi-rc1ic

2 жыл бұрын

I am Fish

@ArrowMaster_

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm... Should I buy merch or watch the video first?🤔

@Lukyfilmslego

2 жыл бұрын

This youtube channel is just so cool

"To anyone wanting to bulid a sphere in Minecraft, my sugestion is: don't, it's not worth the pain" - Kolaani

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

To anyone wanting to make a good a good comment, don’t do it, it sucks - common sense

@gabijapaulauskaite377

2 жыл бұрын

I remember once my friend asked me to DIG out a sphere. Let me just tell you I didn't touch stone for two weeks after that

@zod1acgd

2 жыл бұрын

Its Kolanii not kolaani

@Mortisem

2 жыл бұрын

I know, I watched the video, you don't have to remind this right at the sourcr

@leciadrummond3302

Жыл бұрын

Your too late I already built one it took a month no cap

hay kolanii. I love the videos man. the dry comedy is hilarious and you are very unique. I'm tired of all of the screaming minectaft youtubers that have the same personality. thanks for all the great content and I cant wait for you to hit a mill!

@ArrowMaster_

2 жыл бұрын

Yes☺️

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArrowMaster_ key Yo_moms_dishsoap. I hate the comment man

@KhaoticSanctum69

2 жыл бұрын

Agree, dry and sarcastic will always be funnier than loud or dumb (unless the loud and dumb person is Simpleflips 👁👄👁)

@jakecarey4827

2 жыл бұрын

My words exactly

@vivaanparekh6798

2 жыл бұрын

Same

2:51 ayo?

@ImCoveredInFoamDawg

Жыл бұрын

good

@KevlnTheCube

8 ай бұрын

Racism😁

Such a quirky guy! I do hope he didn't do anything questionable on 1997 in Croatia!

@DoctorPortal_IX

Жыл бұрын

Bruh I actually went and googled “what happened in Croatia in 1997” and the fact that I didn’t actually find anything noteworthy has me even more concerned 😂

@half-kratos21

Жыл бұрын

@@DoctorPortal_IX well he could be Tomislav Brzović

@Timmering

Жыл бұрын

@@DoctorPortal_IX lmaoo wtf

@kelpstorm

10 ай бұрын

_We don't talk about the winter of 1997._

@ihyjaidyn

9 ай бұрын

why are we trying to give him “schlatt” lore

damn your editing is getting more and more polished! the kolanii humor is still there but the new editing hypes it up more! also maybe the reason its raining is because youre british and they say it rains alot in there.

@mylightb4sunrise611

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh…..I like his old one better, his videos were known for his sarcasm voice, but the last 2 videos don’t really show that..

@apollohori5189

2 жыл бұрын

@@mylightb4sunrise611 there was a tonne of sarcasm mate?

@Fuuzh

2 жыл бұрын

He had a new editor for this video I'm pretty sure...

@Andinator1102

2 жыл бұрын

Ur name is well long

@maxncheez10

2 жыл бұрын

Yep I live in 🇬🇧 And it probably should be called “The seasons are messed.

I think it would be a good idea to use the hanging grass with berries that glow thing that you can find in lush caves to lighten up the cave a bit

@teksofishi6101

2 жыл бұрын

Woah, what did I say that made you this butt hurt

@vk4165

2 жыл бұрын

@@teksofishi6101 your idea is good ^^

@puffy6763

2 жыл бұрын

@@phobosgmd You good mate?

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

@@puffy6763 no :(

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

@@vk4165 thank you!

4:22 That building is supporting the cliff :)

If you haven't guessed already, it's been raining more in 1.18 because, back in 1.17 and lower, it pretty much only rained when you didn't sleep. Each time you slept, it reset the chance of rain to it's lowest amount, meaning you could play for 100's of days and not get any rain at all. They changed this in the 1.18 update by stopping sleeping from resetting the timer, so, it rains as much as it's "supposed too" now.

You could use that copper for good use, make a copper rod to attract lighting strikes to it and prevent them from hitting the ballon, just in case

@Poop-qz9yn

2 жыл бұрын

It would not be fun to have the balloon destroyed

@isabellaverbsky9636

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking!

@anshsgh6092

5 ай бұрын

*phawawa* *fire noises*

for the light in the cave under the hole, you could put some glowstone with some moss carpet on top so it doesn't really show, if you want to conceal it

@nunuduro9660

2 жыл бұрын

@RedKnightC i live in a cave and i try that exact same method but it looks bad bc the torch gives particle effects that goes trought the carpet so what i end up doing was put lanterns instead of torches

@kalphadraige8229

2 жыл бұрын

Umm guys.... What about glow berries?

@modal72

2 жыл бұрын

@@kalphadraige8229 my point was mostly to have light at ground level and hiding it, you'd need pretty long glow berry vines to reach the same result at ground, but yes it is an option for the ceiling I'd say

@kalphadraige8229

2 жыл бұрын

@@modal72 No I'm just adding it to the conversation

@modal72

2 жыл бұрын

@@kalphadraige8229 oh ye ik dw bud lol

Donkeys can have Chests placed on them and gives you an extra bit of storage.

1:38 " you passed :D " Me : *I'm still worthy !*

Thank you for adding proper subtitles. I sometimes can find it hard to hear people and subtitles really help make the video more enjoyable for me.

0:32 Kolanii casually turns into a villager 😂

2:41 take this out of context 👍

Kolanii: "not a big fan of copper" also Kolanii in the future: "might need that stuff for a lightning rod to keep the thunder away from the build"

6:47 - The edit when your minecraft character runs on screen looks at himself building then looks at the camera then runs away is the best

7:40 fun fact: you can also just fill in the area above a block of dripstone with water to make a free, infinitely-growing column of dripstone!

Adults: anything’s possible when you put your mind to it Kids: kolanii not saying he’s colorblind for one video

"I really hope lightning doesn't strike this ballon" Literally the only good in-game use for copper other than building: :(

Wow! That entrance looks amazing! Also I have an idea for the light problem! You could make floating crystals with glow stone or sea lanterns in them to make your cave look mythical and still gets rid of mobs! I hope you like my idea and or use it!

Love these videos and your dry humor lol... can't wait to see more! I'm sure lighting up the cave is getting annoying, maybe some glow berries would help? Or torches under moss carpet?

12:26 must be the shaders. Sheep actually do retain their color on their wooly bits when sheared (and the only reason I know this is because i remember one of Stampy’s mini games being broken by the update that did this, because the game involved keeping track of sheep colors after they had been sheared)

@charliecampbell5598

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s just a discrepancy between Java and Bedrock. As far as I know, sheep don’t retain their wool colour when sheared on Java but they do on bedrock (i.e. the version Stampy plays) Also I remember that stampy sheep game. Wild times

Kolani, here's a suggestions for light: Couple the drip stone with glowstone or any other light source when you're making the bottom of the floating chunk, and in the underground cave, use the glow vine that had fruit on it

12:32 Is this some kind of Java joke I’m too bedrock to understand?

@Whispy_dragons_alt

9 ай бұрын

The inside of a black sheep on java is still white i play both so i know 😂

kollanii, I'm literally searching your whole channel waiting for you to post more videos, i love them so much and i want to see more of it!

U are so closee at 1M subs man, just keep on grind, edits are so md goood!!

Kolanii has spent so much time breeding and spending time with villagers he has learned their language while looking at diamonds!

@Luthien-_-Playz

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment, I knew someone had to have made it

@DriestApollo

Жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

in 12:25, bedrock actually has that feature on sheep! where if you dye a sheep a certain colour, and then shear it, the remaining pixel details stay that colour! :))

@thursdayschildhasfartogo

2 жыл бұрын

i wonder why they never did that on java ver yikes

@acanthus3823

2 жыл бұрын

@@thursdayschildhasfartogo well, bedrock is much more about detail as for java is more about customization (?).

so happy i found your channel. i watch your videos every single night before i go to bed! my new routine and i’m obsessed!!

That turned out really good, nice job! Could add some glowstone as a ring or 2, for the hole, to give it an eerie cool glow.

The amount of dedication this guy has is insane! Keep up the great work!

His humor and editing is impeccable… You gotta appreciate good stuff man

7:14 i drank from my cup at the same time as kolanii lol

I just want to let you know that you got this!!! And I’m so happy that you’re starting a hardcore series. It definitely won’t be easy but it will definitely be worthwhile in the end!!!

I absolutely love this villager cosplay 0:37

How in the world do you have this much dedication to make this all in a HARDCORE WORLD!?! You’re are crazy. But also it’s awesome content ^^

@alan9783

2 жыл бұрын

if you want more vidoes watch SBs hardcore vidoes if you dont already. hes AMAZING, hes on like 3500 days

The fact he did this in survival is at another level as always! Keep up the good work great video!

i love how kolanii is so chill everytime

11:53 it just looks like a giant eyeball

13:29 "Cool"ani

I’m really glad you made it to the big leagues Kolanii you now have merch! I love your videos so much keep up the good work!🙂

Man I have to say I’m really enjoying this hardcore series I love how that one simple drawing turned into this amazing passion project. Also you forgot to finish the geode. :) I love your vids have a great day.

6:41 how the hell do you have the bravery to do that in hardcore I could never

Kolanii: "if you skip to the end you'll find out..." Also him: "that was a test you passed" Me: Skips to the end

As a subscriber since the kill a chicken ad, I’m genuinely happy to see where you are now. I remember seeing the add and thinking, wow, that’s clever, and sense then I’ve always kept up to date on your videos. Not because your my favorite KZreadr, or my most watched but because you havent changed much sense then. Most KZreadrs go down the ultra child friendly route, and it makes me happy that you make content everyone can enjoy

I really hope this series continues! I'm really enjoying this 😄

0:26 everybody gansta' till Kolani started to speak villager language

@ArrowMaster_

2 жыл бұрын

Hum

@miuiswaifu

Жыл бұрын

Humm😚

2 things. 1: your content is amazing and 2, what are the shaders that you use?

@Pattmetersen

2 жыл бұрын

Second this haha

That start was pure chaos…I LOVE IT ❤❤

Excited for episode 2! Love your videos :)

I absolutely love your content mate, great job. You're a legend!

you should make a fountain at the spot where the hole is so you can drop down without needing to water clutch

His character's casual face is so funny

you should put a lighting rod on the Ballon, it will prevent it from striking the base in theory

Been watching this guy for months and he just can’t get any funnier!

I just did some calculation, that balloon definitely is not able to lift the cover up, even if the bottle cap is hollow. Just not enough air to displace for lift; maybe you need to add some jet engine and use the balloon as the fuel tank.

@igorPatritrov

2 жыл бұрын

You dont need math to realise it 😂

I just think y’all would benefit from this advice: when making a large/hard to build thing, 1. grab a piece of graph paper 2. sketch an overview of the thing on the graph paper (can be very messy) 3. fill in the squares over the lines of the sketch 4. congrats you got a blueprint for a Minecraft build

Please make more content because this is like….top 3 Favorite for me! Love you bro! Rewatch the videos often just because they’re all so good

I‘m kinda late but wanted to say that I love your content and humour, I can‘t get enough of your videos!👍 Keep going!!

I know you’re gonna grow big, man. Keep up the amazing content, you’re hilarious!

Kolani: calls Mojang lazy for using one texture for all sheared sheep Mojang: updates bedrock to do just that’s a few years before

Gotta go for the white suppression 4:50

“With the amount of rain I get there’s no way it’d burn down” foreshadowing

Fun fact, for the crystal blocks in the geodes you don’t need a silk touch.

just came across your channel, and i got to say, this was the most entertaining mc-vid ive ever seen. great job, homie. got my like and sub

What a way to start the video, very action packed! It’s a pretty cool way to start it!

Love your content and humor. You are awesome

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t love your comment and existence. You are annoying

RIP Wallace 😔

@frogstrmusic69

2 жыл бұрын

L

@eenkalimba5249

2 жыл бұрын

L

@presetpodcast5977

2 жыл бұрын

L

14:05 you can make a copper thing that will make lightings strike on it

@reesefisher9641

Жыл бұрын

Lightning rod

Dude your content is underrated keep it up 👍🏻

You know it’s a good day when Kolanii uploads ❤️

Kolanii cures my depression. No matter how hard it is, his videos always make smile.

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

These comments don’t cure my depression. No matter how hard they try, their comments never make me smile

@miuiswaifu

Жыл бұрын

@@phobosgmd facts

5:06 Dude this music reminds me of the back at the barnyard game. The good old days💔

I feel like 4:47 was racially motivated

@llamastew3741

Жыл бұрын

was looking for this

Thanks for the great work man You're the best Minecraft KZreadr I've ever seen I'd be really sad if this guy don't hit 1M sub before 2022

9:50 its cause you're british

Second vid of yours I've watched. I really enjoy your editing; these are great to watch. Thanks so much!! Funny stuff

Hey kolanii, you can use shroomlight blocks and replace it with the grass blocks then cover them with moss carpets this way you can remove the torches and your cave will be lit properly which might also help you feel less like a guest lol

can we take a sec to admire the effort he put in the art

nice

I love Kolanii! He is so funny and I subscribed a week ago!

This guy has some guts and patience. I would never do something like that without eff V tools and a beacon.

You are the best! Keep it up!🔥

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

You are not the best! Keep it down!🔥

With ur vids being this good I hope u hit 1 mill soon.

13:50 the light rays look sick with the shader

14:00 "that was a test you failed" -if kolanii was smart

Its a bird! Its a plane! No, its a Kolanii notification!

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

Is it a bird is it a plane? No, it’s an annoying comment!

@ArrowMaster_

2 жыл бұрын

@@phobosgmd lol why are you making hate messages on every commen? Thats just sad

I love how he calls it a “secret entrance” but it’s a giant chunk of the earth being carried by a hot air balloon, lol

I have some advice, next time you use a donkey to go places and collect stuff, you can add a chest to the donkey and have more storage for wheat. Hope it helps!

use a bit of vines and moss for it to get a "drippier" look and also, in the middle of the elevated chunk, build 1 big hanging dripstone

Yes! I hope to see more, I love your content and humour! 🤣🥰

2:18 welsh moment

Just found your videos, and you gained a new sub. I don’t give them out often. Good on you, Sir.

6:51 that innocent look is so wholesome

I respect all the hard work in every video

@phobosgmd

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t respect your comments in every comments section

@matticenulens426

2 жыл бұрын

@@phobosgmd well ok then

@yo_moms_dishsoap3926

2 жыл бұрын

@@matticenulens426 don't worry about him. he's hating on every comment for God knows what reason. don't give him your time of day

@matticenulens426

2 жыл бұрын

@@yo_moms_dishsoap3926 thanks

Yayyyy

i love when you do future kolanii

3:12 most underrated joke in the video