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@jeremy4375

11 ай бұрын

THIS! IS! KZread!! 🦵

@MICKEY_MITCHUM91

11 ай бұрын

​@@jeremy4375 SEE OLD FRIEND, I BROUGHT MORE VIEWS THAN YOU DID😏🤷🏻‍♂️🕳️🤸🏿‍♂️🦵🏻🏃🏻🚶🏻🧍🏿‍♂️🧍🏻🧔🏿‍♂️🧔🏻

@Michael.Gunner

11 ай бұрын

Nice to see shorts of a movie quote without unnecessary sigma bgm

@XmrcaptainbobX

10 ай бұрын

Pedophiles and homosexuals too incapable to fight ballistic warfare. Overglorified fools.

@neilgibson6056

10 ай бұрын

This is a reminder of what is coming people from the 1 true king and his name is not Leonidas!

“You there, what is your profession?” “I’m in between jobs sir”

@ojoking695

11 ай бұрын

Was looking for this one 😂

@nicolask5229

11 ай бұрын

Lmao

@bjpalm1994

11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Themorepower

10 ай бұрын

You're on mums couch sir?

@roidblitzed

10 ай бұрын

😂

-What is your profession? - Soldier - fuck...

@marceloobregon8513

11 ай бұрын

Leónidas: well...soldier of God? Man: No, greece army soldier Leónidas: fuck

@danieljohnson2005

11 ай бұрын

This comment should have more likes.

@gunterhamme3605

11 ай бұрын

​@@danieljohnson2005dont get it

@bruxinth4660

11 ай бұрын

@@gunterhamme3605 Leonidas asks for the profession of the other “soldier” to make a point about his warriors being real and capable, but the guy answers “soldier” instead of some other profession, deflecting his purpose.

@gunterhamme3605

11 ай бұрын

@@bruxinth4660 ah ok

You there! What's your profession? I don't fight, sir. I'm a cameraman.

@The_Pisces_Poet

Ай бұрын

Ah well that’s more important than anyone. The cameraman has unlimited health!

@trevonwilliams5197

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@missy1729

Ай бұрын

Cameraman never dies 😅

@km077

Ай бұрын

"Oh, I see! A sacred inquisitor of the all-seeing eye. You, sir, will be our tank."

@constantinvaldor3742

Ай бұрын

Eric you Wong for that one

I'm a Potter... Leonidas: "Good job Harry!"

@zed-47

24 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@PortugalZeroworldcup

24 күн бұрын

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@glenchesterton9055

23 күн бұрын

😂

@hansej6581

23 күн бұрын

​@@zed-47 for real 😂😂😂

@subaruway7386

22 күн бұрын

you got me crying 😂🤣

“Could you tell us about your former work experience?” “You see I was an AOOO AOOO AOOO for some time…”

@the_SolLoser

11 ай бұрын

😂😂 imagining a bloke with a button up shirt and tie, sitting in a sterilized, florescent white room and at that moment he stands up, snatching a pen off the desk in front of him then thrusting it into the air as he chants.

@adeoluoluwole6438

11 ай бұрын

😅

@insertoyouroemail

11 ай бұрын

When you bring more AOOO's than your old friend.

@jesusislord461

11 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha

@dirtybaker

11 ай бұрын

This is funnier than it has any right to be.

"You there, at the back, what is your profession?" "I was unemployed sir"

@szymonbaranowski8184

11 ай бұрын

they don't fight they are sold into slavery for being dumb

@miketargaryen

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799

11 ай бұрын

I fell this one

@DarthNovus

11 ай бұрын

😂😂☠️

@mr501mc

11 ай бұрын

​@@cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799"why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up"

"Hello sir, I'd like to apply for a position of ahoo."

@MegaMerlin5

28 күн бұрын

Hello applicant Unfortunately we regret to inform you that in this instance you have been unsuccessful in your application to the role of Ahoo, however we see from our records that your skill set may match the following of our roles; AWOO AAOOHH YAHOO DAADOO Please check the matching job descriptions and if applicable we look forward to seeing your applications in the near future Kind Regards Gen AHCHU

@lorenzoerrigo520

28 күн бұрын

@@MegaMerlin5I found a secret comment 💀

@MaverickJ3W

15 күн бұрын

Bless you

@JayFrost-pe4iw

11 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@NathanNo-iv3xu

3 күн бұрын

300 didn't last long.

"You, there, what is your profession?" Philosopher, Sir.

@stupiocity245

Ай бұрын

Spartan: Decode our philosophy

@allanjr1

Ай бұрын

Stand Up Philosopher.....Bullshit artist

@mydailymoment5356

Ай бұрын

@@stupiocity245 ahoo ahoo ahoo: war is your philosophy. You live and move by it.

@miraclep5087

Ай бұрын

"Philosopher? Why?" "Exactly, Sir.... Exactly."

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178

Ай бұрын

I mean, if the Philosopher was Plato, then I doubt they would have been pointed too. All historical records we have of Plato say he was Jacked AF. We don't even know his real name, just his Nickname, that came from the ancient Greek for "Wide"

“You sir, what’s your profession?” “I sell feet pics on OnlyFans”

@james2091991

11 ай бұрын

😂

@Tony_Soprano41

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@bl4ckw1z4rd3

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@thedarkness8533

11 ай бұрын

Ahhh... The negotiator.

@neger7717

11 ай бұрын

Here’s to hoping South Park uses that refrence.

“You there, what is your profession?” “I’m glad you asked, I’m here to talk to you about your horse’s extended warranty”

@vladimirjackson1272

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hategabe248

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣 mf slipped in smooth af huh

@brandonworthy8530

7 ай бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@freddygerardino9423

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂

@osama9501

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂man

“You there, what is your profession?” I am a Doctor, Astronaut, Plumber, Teacher, Stepbro, Stepson etc.

@Sykiikprod

Ай бұрын

Bro is Mr Sins 😂

@sam_0000

21 күн бұрын

😂😂 bro is Jonny sins

@CaioMesquita-mx9px

18 күн бұрын

Bro is Barbie

@nexrex3042

3 күн бұрын

Bro is Super Mario

"And you there, Arcadian, 1 dollar or mystery gift?"

@gameriso-yv4bk

22 күн бұрын

lol so funny

@epigone1796

6 күн бұрын

Spaghetti Bolognese

@noobmaster7762

5 күн бұрын

Double it

“You there, at the back, what is YOUR profession?” *Accountant, sir*

@aredtomato8957

11 ай бұрын

ACCA.

@JoeZUGOOLA

11 ай бұрын

"Discord Moderator"

@laurentyumpower6985

11 ай бұрын

Body painter,sir 😂😶‍🌫️🫣

@Balmatar

11 ай бұрын

Stripper

@richardangers2566

11 ай бұрын

Cameraman. Sir.

"You there, what is your profession?" "Male stripper, Sir!"

@JK-of6bq

11 ай бұрын

LMAO!!

@Earth517Phoenix

11 ай бұрын

Deceased 😂😂

@manuelavila869

11 ай бұрын

... gorgeous...

@raynonabohrer5624

11 ай бұрын

ooooo my. ! I'm Laughing laughing my head off.

@patrickm6012

11 ай бұрын

Social Media influencer here sir. I can make this battle viral for centuries to come.

"You there what is your profession?" "I collect all the bodies of the people you keeping kicking into the well"

I just have a degree in communications but am currently unemployed, sir

"See old friend, I brought more ahoos than you did"

@TheTyphoon365

Ай бұрын

That is, exactly what was said. We all heard it. No need for you to recap it. What was the point? Don't think too hard, you might have an aneurysm

@mrlnlnrd2474

Ай бұрын

its means garlic 😁😂🤣

@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy

Ай бұрын

@@TheTyphoon365 Pardonne-moi, mais je ne pense pas que tu saches ce qu'est une blague.

@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy

Ай бұрын

I’m laughing WAY more than I should right now.

@SMohgstein

Ай бұрын

@@TheTyphoon365my guy you need to read the comment before you have a mental breakdown

"you there, what is your profession?" "movie extra, sir."

@captainawesome9458

Ай бұрын

"NPC sir." 😂😂

@edge-climber8540

Ай бұрын

​@@captainawesome9458-- Your Comment deserves far more Kudos than merely my solitary thumbs up 🙌 ! ! !

@drebearsfruit

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@xCJayBieber

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ucspecial1998

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

One of the greatest performances of all time Gerald Butler should’ve snagged every award for acting with this one. So good. Really draws you in

@smilingerrors

Ай бұрын

Haaaa. No. Great film.

@antoinedebruit6140

9 күн бұрын

True that

@romanzuna3197

7 күн бұрын

He did well, but hated that accent lol.

"And you, Kenyan, what's your profession" "I'm a marathon runner😊"

"You there. What is your profession?" "I'm a Twitch streamer, sir."

@Powermad-bu4em

11 ай бұрын

"I hope you brought your wall hacks and aimbot. You're going to need them."- Leonidas

@rileyhance318

11 ай бұрын

“I’m a twitch streamer xir”

@TheEagleofSteel

11 ай бұрын

He'd probably strain his wrist trying to lift the spear

@gingerharm

11 ай бұрын

After this he was tired so skipped his stream and went to bed

@drewf6063

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"Akkadian over there! Whats your profession?" "Ahoo!" "Dang it"

@LegendZe1-26

5 ай бұрын

one of the best comments yet

@chuscradle7392

5 ай бұрын

Would've spoiled the moment won't it? Lol

@Briselance

5 ай бұрын

"What's your profession?" "AHOO!!" "Bless you."

@larrybagina

5 ай бұрын

Ahoo but also fix arcades on the side

@Templar07

5 ай бұрын

1k likes? Word?😉

"You there, what is your profession?" "Time traveller sir, I brought guns and shi"

@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy

Ай бұрын

Leonidas: Well guys guess we ARENT dining in Hell. We’re just dining at home.

Better to be a war in a gardener, than a garden in a warrior.

@absolutwp6496

Ай бұрын

😂

@user-hm6qh3iz2d

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@AjaGreen-uq7en

15 күн бұрын

What the f....😂😂😂

@Mexican_Jedi

Күн бұрын

Sam Gamgee

"What is your profession" "I'm a social media influencer, sir"

@Jose951Sanchez

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@oldjohnny9341

8 ай бұрын

Nice one!

@stephenpena7813

8 ай бұрын

Gonna meme the shit out of Xerxes!!

@nomadjensen8276

8 ай бұрын

Good, we will need someone to cry an moan about the invaders being mean and hating trans ppl. Then accuse the Persian generals of being bigots and people who think only women can have babies. The generals will have to make a public apology and still get forced out from their post as commanders. With just one tweet you can throw their entire command structure into chaos....they will be no match for you. 😆

@rere8858

8 ай бұрын

1 social media influencer = 1000 useless cockroaches

“You there, what is your profession?” “Time traveler, sir. You might want reinforcements.”

@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy

Ай бұрын

Leonidas: Shit I only brought…(stares at camera)… *300*

@usernamealreadytaken9330

Ай бұрын

​@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy I can see 300 logo pop up before he say 300 like Invincible.

@marcushenness6437

Ай бұрын

I know right. He looks and talks like Guy Pearce doesn't he. Unfortunately it's just a random actor.

@jkingg8244

Ай бұрын

@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yythis is good😂😂😂

@charispapadopoulos1634

Ай бұрын

guess what he might wanted reinforcements , but in the end he didn't need them . Numbers is not always in favour .

When you lie on your resume and the boss calls you out!😂😂

Leonidas: you there, what is your profession? Cameraman: you're suppose to ignore me sir!

"Potter? Is that how you prepare for battle? Ten points off from Gryffindor"

@gabrielwatson7721

11 ай бұрын

🤣👍

@fuadahmed5501

11 ай бұрын

That is so Snape!!!

@KWillo

11 ай бұрын

W comment 😂

@DivineHellas

11 ай бұрын

Potter, the boy who lived. And abandoned the 300 Spartans

@itsQObaby

11 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

“You there, what is your profession “ “Im a stay at home dad”

@CobaltxBoom

11 ай бұрын

I’m the house husband, sir 👀

@CohnmanTheBudbarian

11 ай бұрын

Children, what is your position Dishes Dishes Dishes Tomow Tomow Tomow Tobed Tobed Tobed Real life situations haha

@KarmasAB123

11 ай бұрын

"An honorable profession indeed!

@cotocoyerakson8195

11 ай бұрын

I cook for a holy king who actually is a girl.

@jacobrobuck7260

11 ай бұрын

​​@@cotocoyerakson8195that a fate/stay night reference?

"You there! What is your profession?" "Ehh you know, a little of this, a little of that.."

You there what is your profession ? "Moral support sir"😅

“You there! What’s your profession?” “I’m an actor, you?” “Same actually”

@coppertopv365

5 ай бұрын

💯%

@Walahia2

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@luke14946

4 ай бұрын

​@@coppertopv365 "💯%", I think you meant *300%,

@tremble_soul2376

4 ай бұрын

Should of added that bit in meet the Spartans 😂

@camiloalarcon4924

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I really want a skit where he just never stops asking what people's jobs are

@Kaozoz

4 ай бұрын

Genius

@arkticzero3953

4 ай бұрын

😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brandonphillips9813

4 ай бұрын

That is actually a good idea 💡.

@kaikage6060

4 ай бұрын

Key and peele type skit😂😂

@mrbaab5932

4 ай бұрын

He asks all 6,500 of the allied militia.

You there, what is your profession? "I am here with my uncle sir" What does your uncle do? " He is currently unemployed sir"

"You, there, what is your profession?" "Im a TikToker"

@blackoutamvs6550

10 күн бұрын

*Kicks him down a well*

"Spartans, what's your profession?!" "Awoo! Awoo!" "See old friend? comprehension isn't our thing".

@justinlapid2163

3 ай бұрын

This one here got me 💀

@anirudhdwivedi6673

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😅

@marcsukdumitru1443

3 ай бұрын

I dieded 😂

@byronheath8925

2 ай бұрын

“We’re all owls sir.”

@shafaitahir4728

2 ай бұрын

😂

"Spartans! What is your profession?" "Haoo! Haoo! Haoo!" "See, old friend? I brought more gorillas than you did."

@MattBG67

10 ай бұрын

Monkey POWER

@salonez91

10 ай бұрын

There are times when only gorilas can save you

@danaparfitt2491

10 ай бұрын

​@@salonez91and for harambe a man will even whip it out

@enterpassword3313

10 ай бұрын

​@@danaparfitt2491rip

@PedraamJam

10 ай бұрын

give this man some k

"Spartans what is your profession" unemployed

" you there? What is your profession?" Undertaker... And we're going to need to talk about a payment plan.

"You there, what is your profession?" "Potter sir, Harry Potter"

@JulioRodriguez-vm9rp

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kennyogbogu7777

7 ай бұрын

AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!

@loren2395

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@naveeng6831

7 ай бұрын

Riddikulus!!!

@alexsagayaraj3903

7 ай бұрын

Wow 👌

“You there, what is your profession?” “I upload movie clips onto KZread Shorts sir…”

@DoubleDOwnage

11 ай бұрын

Oof

@magnawaves

11 ай бұрын

The most useless person on the field...!

@OZTutoh

11 ай бұрын

"You see, old friend, I have more subscribers than you."

@yancieb

11 ай бұрын

You see old friend, I stole more content than you did

@reharl4953

10 ай бұрын

Too meta.

״You there, what is your profession?” *”Hectorrrr”*

@JerkDogJ

20 күн бұрын

Leonidas: "ok Spartans pack it up, they got this"😂😂😂😂

Spartans, what is your profession? Spartans: Ahuuuu! Ahuuuuu! Ahuuuuu! King Leonidas: See....We are all ahuuus! 😅😅😅

"What is your profession?" "Electrician, sir."

@Thenchresleth

8 ай бұрын

Wait a minute...

@gerardogomez9243

8 ай бұрын

Horse technician!

@alwaysbereadym8

8 ай бұрын

But not wired up right 👀🤣🤣

@hoompaloompaa

8 ай бұрын

Wait, what😂

@TheEDFLegacy

8 ай бұрын

Shocking, isn't it. 😁

Leonidas: "What is your profession?" Spartans: "AWOOO AWOO!" Leonidas: "See old friend? I brought more trains than you did."

@victoralain2637

10 ай бұрын

We did watch the clip, idiot

@infidel202

10 ай бұрын

😂

@kaileymo

9 ай бұрын

I hate that I laughed at this 😒

@Oggrayman

8 ай бұрын

It’s comments like these that keep me going 😂

@RobStewart-jp8pz

8 ай бұрын

​@jailbreak7375...

“ you there! What is your profession” “ I am a gigolo”

What a fuckin classic moment,one of the best movies of all time!

"You there, what is your profession?" "Background Arcadian #3, sir."

@andrewzevallos3845

7 ай бұрын

Best😂

@GeoDab

7 ай бұрын

Lmaooo

@crimsoncomet3756

7 ай бұрын

Zack Snyder: cuttttt!!!!

@alexsagayaraj3903

7 ай бұрын

😊

@dustinwatkins-vj1sx

6 ай бұрын

Lmao

I liked how Leonidas still spoke to them with respect, as friends. And the Arcadians were badass too. Man went from making pottery to a death battle, and they still fought

@theunknown4645

10 ай бұрын

Most wars...

@scrotor189

10 ай бұрын

I really liked that too. It would have been very easy to make him sound like a dickhead or putting them down as they weren’t soldiers too.

@YaowBucketHEAD

10 ай бұрын

​@@scrotor189Leonidas respected their bravery. These men weren't seasoned warriors like his Spartans, but still came to fight the Persians regardless. They got heart and balls. That's always worthy of respect.

@dream_grips

10 ай бұрын

We all bleed the same.

@BARZEL343

10 ай бұрын

How active duty sees the guard and reserves.

15% Charisma 80% "AAAAUUUUU" 5% Death before dishonor.

@youssefbenouiran7262

9 күн бұрын

change of heart

This scene made this movie iconic. Gerard Butler is the f’ing man for being so good in this movie

“And you! What is your profession?!” “Oh. I’m Jake. From State Farm.”

@seymourbuttz6419

11 ай бұрын

She sounds hideous

@zach11241

11 ай бұрын

He knows a thing or two because he’s seen a battle or two.

@IcyDragonPolaris

11 ай бұрын

She sounds hideous

@hunteremmerson7149

11 ай бұрын

Do you have life insurance

@afro_snake6458

11 ай бұрын

Which one?

This will always be one of the coldest scenes. It’s easy for some to forget that the Arcadians heard an ally was on path to a huge war and instantly grabbed shield, spear, and blade. They do their part

@justinlast2lastharder749

8 ай бұрын

Couldn't hold the Goat Path for shit though. The one thing they were needed for, they couldn't do.

@kendtchileninjah5905

8 ай бұрын

@@justinlast2lastharder749 yea?

@alexman378

8 ай бұрын

@@justinlast2lastharder749They weren’t there for that, they were there to provide some extra numbers. The only reason the Spartans could hold the Persians off for three days was the phalanx and the extremely narrow entry point, but if they were spread out, they’d be ran over immediately.

@alexman378

8 ай бұрын

Technically they’re braver than the Spartans. Spartans were raised for war, death was something they made peace with and actually longed for under the right circumstances. The Arcadians and other Greeks didn’t want to die, weren’t raised for war, and still went there.

@coolhwip6638

8 ай бұрын

​@alexman378 made even more impressive when you realize the Greek version of the afterlife portrayed in Homer's epics (assuming the greeks at the time actually have believed in it) was incredibly terrifying to comprehend.

Everybody should have said, "I am an actor sir" Spartan what is your profession! ACTORS...

One of the most badass scenes of all time. Some people are just built different.

You there, what is your profession? I’m your cameraman sir. Right, cameraman never dies. You can join us .

@ferretmonger0236

11 ай бұрын

Camera Men are literally just a separate species at this point, but that's a good thing, they do honest work & are Physical superior in every way, so much so that they simply mirror the strength of others just so they can save face a little

@kyleheaser351boombaby

10 ай бұрын

😅😅

@KatsuNamikaze

7 ай бұрын

Nooo I had the same joke that I litterally just posted 😢

@jessekeane1476

Ай бұрын

What is your profession? I'm looking for it, sir. That's why i'm here 😅

This is the stuff Snyder should be doing, his best by far

@jongustavsson5874

11 ай бұрын

The only "good" movies he's done is the two where he basically just copy pasted the graphic novels that where the base.

@DeezNuts-hf2xm

11 ай бұрын

Hes too busy touching kids to do any good movies

@jacksonvega7751

11 ай бұрын

@@jongustavsson5874 yup

@ShunyShock

11 ай бұрын

@@jongustavsson5874if superhero movies were only that, I would be the happiest man on the planet.

@ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108

11 ай бұрын

*Imo watchmen is*

Leonidas to Tony Stark: "You there, what is your profession?" Tony: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

"You there, what is your profession?" "Life coach, sir."

@suivzmoi

10 ай бұрын

"KZreadr, sir."

@martinXY

10 ай бұрын

Influencer

@jordanedwards9681

10 ай бұрын

“Dating coach, sir.” 😂😂😂

@ikbenvoetbal

10 ай бұрын

Oh im in networking

@mattanderson4339

10 ай бұрын

I have a degree in gender studies, Sir!

Bring back leonidas with some sorcery and give us the 300 part 2 we deserve

Them potters and sculpters going off to war to protect their homeland with less training than the Spartans makes me happy to know men like that exist

The blacksmith is the only 1 that i would give half a chance of surviving a fight.

@nnaheim.

Жыл бұрын

I dont know, I heard the Potter was a biter.

@lexilynne419

Жыл бұрын

i agree.. swinging a hammer and moving metal all day.. he most likely has one hell of a swing with a sword

@bluehead14

Жыл бұрын

Dude was the only with confidence in his response you can see it in his eyes

@TheCasualGamer13

11 ай бұрын

Sculptors are strong and accurate, wouldn’t sleep on a guy who carves marble and stone

@noneofyourbusiness4294

11 ай бұрын

@@TheCasualGamer13 compared to a spartan? I mean sure, I wouldn't want to take a swing from a sculptor or blacksmith. They likely pack one hell of a punch. But in this particular scene, they're compared to elite soldiers who were trained to fight since they were children. Essentially canon fudder

"You, Arcadian, what is your profession?" "I'm a content creator"

@michaelo0078

Ай бұрын

i am a influencer

@shhadowclawss

Ай бұрын

start dancing and making tik tok (music playing: am a savage, classy, boogie, ratchet)

@Goldstandard_1

Ай бұрын

​@@shhadowclawss Leonidas: you poor fool

@0okyo

Ай бұрын

-Leonidas kicks him into the deep hole. 😂

@stupiocity245

Ай бұрын

There was battle before persians where the word tiktok ignites the war. Sparta ended up winning But now as sparta's no more, tiktok is winning today😂

You there! What's your profession? Don't you see I'm going for a war? We're all soldiers!

"You, right there. What is your profession?" "Tech Support sir"

@KrisAllenZabate

7 ай бұрын

Read it with an indian accent 😂

@manfredmarius5773

7 ай бұрын

Do not redeem it!!!

@becomeunlimited

7 ай бұрын

MA'AM YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT MA'AM

@The14Core

6 ай бұрын

​@@KrisAllenZabatewe both did XD

@tec787LLC

6 ай бұрын

​@@becomeunlimitedkitbogaaaa

Leonidas underestimated Potter. Even Voldemort couldn’t kill him when he was a little baby in a crib.

@C-ip2sq

11 ай бұрын

Brilliant, absolutely, brilliant! 😂

@omegaman6770

11 ай бұрын

😂👍

@maxviolin9

11 ай бұрын

Potter that fought

One of the best movies of all time with some of the very most iconic lines ever … THIS IS SPAARRRTTTAAAHHH !!!!!

"spartans, what's your profession?" "Aoooh, Aoooh, Aoooh..."

That smirk by Leonidas is his satisfaction at having rehearsed that little exchange dozens of times and he finally got a chance to use it.

@Leaflar

11 ай бұрын

Literally no other way the guys at the back who can't hear this convo could know what to do on this cue.

@johnsutfin1160

10 ай бұрын

@@LeaflarI don’t think you’ve ever been yelled at in a group of 300 men. It’s very easy to hear.

@seewhativescene

10 ай бұрын

😩ARRRRRRMY TRAINING, SIR!

@willieb.haardigan8984

10 ай бұрын

@@johnsutfin1160oh yea totally, just like everyone could hear William Wallace in the movie

@Dsntmtter2ME

10 ай бұрын

​@@johnsutfin1160Your mom didn't hear me last night.

"You there, what is your profession?" "I'm a back up dancer, sir"

@surchipparoski9814

6 ай бұрын

A GIf designer sir.

@CesarinPillinGaming

6 ай бұрын

he then proceed to shred the battlefield with his moves.

@surchipparoski9814

6 ай бұрын

@@CesarinPillinGaming 😂 yea just rips it up

@odnilniloc

5 ай бұрын

Even worse, a backup dancer for Lizzo 😂

@jayoballes3547

5 ай бұрын

I think a few thousand Thespians ( city name, no joke) backed up the Spartans.

“It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.” - Miyamoto Musashi

"SPARTANS!!!" *Said Dumbledore calmly.*

“You there what is your profession?” “John Wick” “😳🤯”

@dominiccampbell181

Ай бұрын

Whispers "Get this man weapons, armor and a puppy." "A puppy, sir?" "Trust me."

@LosInmortalesGallos

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@MrSkrilla316

Ай бұрын

Then we will fight in the shade... And from that shade will arise a man bent on vengeance who will not stop until every last breath leaves your camp but his own. And what is that man's name? Creepy old lady in the woods.

@aaronjaggan

Ай бұрын

@@dominiccampbell181 u forgot a pencil

@dominiccampbell181

Ай бұрын

@@aaronjaggan Nah, he'd be way to OP then.

" You Athenian, what is your profession ?" " stand up philosopher, sir "

@pseudonymsam

8 ай бұрын

Oh, I see-a bullshit artist!

@revengance4149

7 ай бұрын

"what's that?" "well lets start with forms. let's take a tree for instance" "oh f*ck by the time he's done neither Persia nor Sparta will exist anymore"

@dantreadwell7421

7 ай бұрын

A bulls*it artist.

@dionisismavrokefalos6837

7 ай бұрын

You mean a bullshit artist.

@perrydixon344

7 ай бұрын

mel brooks reference.. well done

- What do you do for a living? - Huuuuuaaa Huuuuaaa

Oh F. Yes!! My favorite movie of all. Thank you Frank Miller and Zach for bringing it to pictures. I'm still waiting for Part 3.

When one of the Arcadians said they’re a potter, I like to think Leonidas’ face conveyed “the fuck’s a potter?”

@kalamitygame4195

11 ай бұрын

Maybe he can use the patronos charm against the immortals

@adrianalavez4140

11 ай бұрын

He's a wizard that one

@laurentyumpower6985

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@astronautindisguise

11 ай бұрын

Now I can’t unsee it lmao, he just kinda nods like he’s thinking “I don’t know wtf that is but aight”

@ponderingponderer3010

11 ай бұрын

Imagine being dense enough to think anyone during this time period in Europe wasn't aware of what a potter was

SPARTAAANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? "HOO, HOO, HOO!!" See old friend? I brought more owls than you did.

@goldbergsam1540

Жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@aredtomato8957

11 ай бұрын

Bruh.. I was at the restaurant having my dinner and saw your comment and I split my food out. 😂 Now everyone is watching me like a weirdo.

@ericdavidparks

11 ай бұрын

​@@aredtomato8957That's not true. That didn't happen.

@warrioremperor6320

11 ай бұрын

Moron it’s a war cry

@ChunkyBoi11

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how the blacksmith holds his head up high and says with confidence and pride his profession.

The profession is the art of war, War is what we do...

"Spartans what is your profession?" "WE ARE UNEMPLOYED"

@sirebless6070

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@drianmortiz9375

8 ай бұрын

well everybody can relate that 😂😂😂😂😂

It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener at war.

@RyanCalhan

Ай бұрын

It is better to be a mayonnaise sandwich in a car than a car in a mayonnaise sandwich.

@aghakhanelsharif7661

Ай бұрын

@Bemontclab indeed sir!! The AHHOOO's have it!!!

@BelmontClan

Ай бұрын

@@aghakhanelsharif7661 the blacksmith in all fairness has a decent chance provided that he has some training

@CurrentlyDumping6ixmyNine

Ай бұрын

​@@RyanCalhan you just ended me with that 😂

@007_Sun_Tzu

Ай бұрын

Who said this non sense quote??? Better not put this sh!t in my name.

You have no idea how much sacrifice and discipline it takes to be shredded like King Leonidas. HOOOYAH!!!

"You there! What's your profession?" "Serial killer sir." "Excellent! But after this is done we're going to have a talk."

@65firered

8 ай бұрын

"Our chances have improved significantly."

@craigcraig6248

8 ай бұрын

Not funny didn't laugh

@angrytheclown801

8 ай бұрын

@@craigcraig6248 That makes one of you.

Leonidas: "Spartan! What is your profession!" Spartans: _making gorilla sounds_

@wesjanson6979

5 ай бұрын

hooting like chimpanzees is a time honored military tradition charlton heston got the idea for planet of the apes from his army barracks during the war

@AshininKai-YT

5 ай бұрын

No if you listen carefully they were saying “Lahu, Lahu” which blood is their profession

@andreatomasi3755

5 ай бұрын

​@@AshininKai-YT Spartan(and Greek by some extent) used to scream "Alala" that is the name of the attendant of ares. While "alalazo" was the verb "raising the war cry"

@AshininKai-YT

5 ай бұрын

Ah my bad apology for hearing wrong

@johnw6060

5 ай бұрын

Said like a true potter...

What is your proffession :camera man sir,I never die

“You there, what is your profession” “Beach. It’s just Beach”

@Krian_The_Demon

8 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo so good

@K1NG0FW0LV35

8 ай бұрын

"some people think im a lifeguard... common misconception... I just beach"

@Aegon6

8 ай бұрын

Mojo Dojo Casa Kingdom

@rossjohnson1301

8 ай бұрын

What if there's beach you're gonna need someone who knows beach

@hectormata449

8 ай бұрын

I can’t stance to see a misspelling without prompt correction. Substitute the “ea” with “it” to be more precise and correct.

-You there, what is your profession? -I am a discord mod.

@Eye_of_a_Texan

10 ай бұрын

you poor bastard.

Quality over Quantity 💥

That was actually quite the golden nugget he dropped there.

"You there, what is your profession?" "I'm a weeb, sir."

@draconshot928

11 ай бұрын

"A weeb? Surely you mispoke. Are you a weaver of the web of fate?"

@Arthirias

10 ай бұрын

​@@draconshot928No sir, he weaves sh*tpost threads at a Mongolian basket weaving forum talkingabout anime.

@anonfinally1692

10 ай бұрын

"You see Leonidas my old friend, I brought more weebs than you."

@Left4Candy

10 ай бұрын

Uwu! Uwu! Uwu!

@kaihiwatari3841

10 ай бұрын

​@@Left4Candydude wth 😂😂😂😂

"You there, what is your profession?" "Gigolo sir"

@tylersoto7465

5 ай бұрын

Lol i wanted to say that

When the video is least funny than the comments section,you guy made my day 😂

Hollywood:-"Clear the paths for spartans"...

“And you sir, what is your --“ “I’M A MA’AM!!!!!”

@presidentdonaldbump150

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@TheTERMlNAT0R

10 ай бұрын

Haaaaahahahahahaaaa

@Lark572

10 ай бұрын

@@TheTERMlNAT0R You’re welcome sir

@TheTERMlNAT0R

10 ай бұрын

@@Lark572 joke seemed all too appropriate, giving the times we’re in 😂

@lafranceful

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"You there, what is your profession" "Im a sandal salesmen sir, but i did score 4 touchdowns in my highschool football game for Polk High" "You may lead us, sir!"

@EdgarLeon-tq3uj

4 ай бұрын

It was 4 touchdowns.

@Ash_Rein

4 ай бұрын

I think it was four touchdowns, not seven And it would’ve been women’s sandals not just sandals

@FERNANDOGONZALEZ-pb6re

Ай бұрын

Let's ROCK!!!

@j.h.lowery7934

Ай бұрын

😂 Welcome Al of Bundy. You are legend 😂

@edo2oo0

Ай бұрын

Al of Bundy. Love it. ​@@j.h.lowery7934

the comment section is most creative and funny section ever

Leonidas be missing big here, a enchantment table sculptor, a blacksmith, and a mage- They're going to raid a dungeon.

@vladfotev1550

11 ай бұрын

their party lacks a thief though...

@misteris2385

8 ай бұрын

Too bad they didn't noticed Leroy at the background. It's pretty much why they lost.