5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

@lonto1001

Жыл бұрын

probably because steve pig and the creeper are the "main" mobs.

@bumblebeangiangiulio6951

Жыл бұрын

​@@lonto1001yea but i want the chicken

@CatKat4008

Жыл бұрын

I literally was about to say that, like what went through the designer’s head for them to NOT think of that??

@oceanjogging5238

Жыл бұрын

Yeah shut up

@Stephaniebloomfield

Жыл бұрын

Go creeper crunch

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

@Axolotlboigaming

Жыл бұрын

Npc

@christopherrobin1616

Жыл бұрын

@@Axolotlboigaming yeah

@TheCoolStickman540

Жыл бұрын

BOIII GET IT THEN

@ornaissler211

Жыл бұрын

​@@Skuffed_ yes

@ornaissler211

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

@definitelynotwalter

23 күн бұрын

I used to have those. Brought back so many memories. I had one where it had redstone stuff, like pistons and buttons. It was pretty cool. Had mobs as well

2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂😂

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

@longbong42

Жыл бұрын

2:50 😭 then puppy he’s dope

@marijakazokiene2891

Жыл бұрын

Wow❤

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

@Blaze_1379

Жыл бұрын

💀

@hosytaa6018

Жыл бұрын

Minecraft product buying disorder

@sreekanthreddy6965

Жыл бұрын

38th like❤

@noranizaazmi6523

Жыл бұрын

Upcoming nephew/niece’s birthday

@paveldryden1501

7 ай бұрын

bank someone stoll your creditcard and bot 50minecraft idumbs

The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.

4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

@Aaron_cool

Жыл бұрын

I have diary of a Minecraft zombie at my school library

@nadir8951

11 ай бұрын

​@@Aaron_cool Noice

@DarkSpaceboii

8 ай бұрын

@@Aaron_cool my grandmom bought me 3

@nateminecraftpc

8 сағат бұрын

@@Aaron_coolsame

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

@stinky59

Жыл бұрын

yeah those figures look really good! tbh i think i actually want to get them. it seems like a fun project, and i have been wanting some cool but also affordable blank figures so that i can finally practice painting with the airbrush that i impulse bought last year and kinda forgot about lol

@bungiecrimes7247

Жыл бұрын

No sorry. I got a job.

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs. lol. this scene made me laugh.

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No. But I would do it, too.

@Tazerboy10

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@kemae

Жыл бұрын

@Rylan Mohammed ?

@BatRaptor3

Жыл бұрын

123rd like

@kemae

Жыл бұрын

@@BatRaptor3 lol goofy comment I figured I'd put a comment early on and see how well it does

@MohanYadav-vc8cq

Жыл бұрын

​@@kemaeWhich anime 🤨 is she a loli ?

The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.

4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?

9:21 a very bloody dog

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

@jeepyboi

10 ай бұрын

I did too

@Ihopeyourpleased

6 ай бұрын

Me too lol

@kitty_fluffy123

5 ай бұрын

Me 2

@LynxheartSparrowfurFirefur

Ай бұрын

yes

4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD

@lorenamartines41

8 ай бұрын

4:29

1:41 "push the balls"

why is there french everywhere lol

@Howbolt

20 күн бұрын

They didn't say​ that in comment @KieranW-qz5lm

3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword

4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol

Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit

11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure" non-casualty: minecraft... big.

From what I remember the oldest piece of Minecraft merch is a creeper figure from jinx that came out in 2010. I remember being a kid and finding out about it and I was amazed.

Ah this takes me back to when I used to collect Minecraft mini figures in little blind boxes. Anyone remember those?

@Grampahh

11 ай бұрын

BRO THE NOSTALGIA

@oofy404

11 ай бұрын

I still have the big plastic cases for those 💀

@Thatsmashguy27

11 ай бұрын

I used to have a bunch of those

@user-kh9ip9pp7c

2 ай бұрын

I bought those at Walmart at the checkout in the little shelves

4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl

“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀

@Shitty_dino_fan.antifurandlgbt

4 күн бұрын

I laughed at that phrase

There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400

@user-li8uv1tr6y

9 ай бұрын

nerd

@A_VeryNicePerson

9 ай бұрын

@@user-li8uv1tr6yare you just gonna call your dad/mom a nerd while explaining world war 2?

@LyndisMikiyoko

9 ай бұрын

I actually have those papercrafts from when they came out! I loved those as a kid

@Farsk_

9 ай бұрын

@@LyndisMikiyoko My old JAG teacher had them, I thought they were pretty neat. I remember the set sat in stores forever and now I can't find it

@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi760

9 ай бұрын

Beware the Hob-Goblin…

8:03 Minecraft time bomb

11:37 bludskington sounds like a Walkie-Talkie from the military 💀

“WOAH! happy birthday!” Is exactly what a dad would say as you get the watch.

4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!

@BloodwyrmWildheart

11 ай бұрын

Too predictable.

“I’m still chewing Karl.” -ImNotACasualty, 2023

"Im still chewing carl" He seems tasty

Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately

@StafkiGTN

7 ай бұрын

Maybe someone could try bringing it back someday.

6:11 When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol

@birdcraft2287

10 сағат бұрын

(6:14) i bought the whole collection.

10:01 insert crash bandicoot "woah!" Meme here

12:06 “it’s something you should do” yes, yes it is my friend

@adammaislen699

20 күн бұрын

13:58

3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.

@ryanphillips8562

6 ай бұрын

I had that exact same thing as a kid!

If you're willing to part with the big chest container, I would love to take it off your hands 😂

@sapo_yt_

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he showed both his arms completely covered in tattoos lmao

2:53 yoo I have that midi keyboard too in the background

8:38 The moment: 😊 The song: 💀

@TopazAirMapping

7 ай бұрын

I think i'll loose my mind in husteria (Song lurics)

@sonicplushadventures2294

7 ай бұрын

​@@TopazAirMappingit's palmtree panic bad future

@Thaereos12

Ай бұрын

@@sonicplushadventures2294 it's the good future.

7:01 he can't read or wait

7:42 legendary for eating expired cereal.

@elmo10yearsago

8 ай бұрын

You didn't come from the lowest if you didn't eat expired food

@ThirtyDimensionedMissile

8 ай бұрын

@@elmo10yearsago i have ate expired food, it was not pleasant

"I am still chewing Karl" is the most sinister line I have ever heard lol

The fact the fishing rod wasn’t a replica of the in game fishing rod is a crime against humanity

5:40 ok I pull up

5:45 the sacred MINECRAFT PIGUSSY

9:44 fit face

Rip da panda 2:10

anyone agrees with me that at 11:37 he sounds like a stormtrooper?

@makymillan

Жыл бұрын

Hell yea

@rorystewart9649

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great

@Drag0nmaster

Жыл бұрын

I remember those!! I had audio books of them!

@rosykindbunny1313

2 ай бұрын

I need to reread them sometime

@ToyTasticSlime-qr2py

3 күн бұрын

i used to read them too so many memorys

Background music is bringing me back to the good ol Lunchtime with Smosh days

You push the balls💀 1:36

@ipapopa_yt

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

5:55 Most sus toy too

@Geometrydash419

6 ай бұрын

Yes

@AnustarPlypoo-jg9it

2 ай бұрын

I will buy 3

3:46 battle cats itf theme

@WD_RatLad

Жыл бұрын

nice

@ejected_crew7954

Жыл бұрын

Noice

@BTOG123

11 ай бұрын

The best comment I have ever seen

@imjustarandomcat

11 ай бұрын

W comment

@AvrageGuamanian

9 ай бұрын

Noice I play battle cats

I feel like the creeper lamp should have made a yellow or red light to look like it's mid-explosion

I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters

6:34 MY FATHER ACTUALLY LET ME READ IT ON KINDLE LMAO

That wall charger and red stone block lamp are so sick honestly. I had a friend who had the latter and I remember wanting it for the longest time

2:21 LMAOOO- I have the same poster, and it’s still on my wall to this day 😂

my grandma used to buy me all this cheap minecraft merch a long long time ago... alot of it is still brand new

Pug moment. At 2:50

@philipmcdonald8839

Жыл бұрын

Dogo

I feel like this guy has serious potential on KZread

@RalseiGaming

Жыл бұрын

he will never reach 600k

@A1zamemer

Жыл бұрын

@@RalseiGaming lol

@Davord

Жыл бұрын

Ride Rigby right on to 1 million 😊

@B14z3rather

Жыл бұрын

@@RalseiGaming he literally is at 609k now lol

@epik_gaming9824

Жыл бұрын

@@RalseiGaming 4 days later

I've got a diamond ore lamp, just like the redstone one but blue instead lol. I've had it for YEARS. Honestly surprised it's held up so long.

''i still chewing carl" got me on the floor

6:56 Creeps💀💀

4:13 aw man

6:07 As a kid, I loved those books for some reason. I still have them today.

@imnotacasualty I love this vid but I’m dying to know where you got the creeper neck pillow and enfermâmes eye mask set 9:27

3:56 me to a child

lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled

"Hold on, I'm still chewing Karl."

I actually used to read the “Diary of a Minecraft zombie.” when I was little lol 😅

11:43, I legit thought that was a walkie talkie

I loved how I watched this while coloring my Minecraft Easter tote bag 😀

@xenderx6707

Жыл бұрын

Ey,zander that's a cool name

@versedrhyme41

6 ай бұрын

zander xender

5:12 I had that book! No joke, I think I still have it somewhere. My god the nostalgia.

When he says "oldest thing i could find", I feel so old. I had this stuff man!

Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.

idk why but the water logged axolotl you fished up at 13:45 is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen today

9:29 I had one of this but without a mask and it was Angry Birds.

this was a trip down memory lane. I had at least half of that stuff. In fact, I still have the torch charger blocks!

6:26 I USED TO READ DIARY OF A MINECRAFT ZOMBIE!!! (As you could tell I came out just fine. 😎)

3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)

@vupham-bz3te

9 ай бұрын

i also have one but it was a diamond ore so theres diff ores that's cool

5:12 "master builder" kind of sounds like another less appropriate word... 🤨

13:26 I legit thought he was on a giant cliff and that the glare on the water were clouds lol.

@clottedfishd2928

7 ай бұрын

ok i see it

1:00 "Fff-fwellets" xd i love english ppl trying to read our weird french words

9:37 Definitely the tags will get in your face unless you cut it off lol 😂

@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx

Жыл бұрын

What

@raeefmohamedakthar2029

Жыл бұрын

@@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx the tags of the mask

@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx

Жыл бұрын

@@raeefmohamedakthar2029 oh my bad

2:48: "I'm still chewing Karl" 💀

I literally have that exact Minecraft watch on its box right now. Never opened it as a kid lol.

I used to have one of these! 3:54

@EP1C_GHOSTYTC

26 күн бұрын

SAME

"i'm still chewing Karl"

Man opens Minecraft Merch, hates every single one. That was pretty entertaining though.

4:47 I HAVE THAT FIGURE (she's broken though, her name is Carrie)

Some of this is so 2012 it's hilarious. My friend would have happily unironically had these as a kid.

i actually had some of that creeper crunch cereal while it was fresh, it was exactly like that, the marshmallows are squishy and the brown bits taste stale

The red stone torch wall plug is actually sick I need to get one

3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.

@littlefox_100

11 ай бұрын

Good for you.