I beat Minecraft... without Minecraft
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this is fake. i can clearly see that you did not place the grass block at 70 67 12.
@raith.427
4 жыл бұрын
Congrats. The best pin I've ever seen.
@ozyaba
4 жыл бұрын
Notch is crying
@cupidzn6351
4 жыл бұрын
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@IDK098
4 жыл бұрын
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@callumrobinson4913
4 жыл бұрын
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That dragon fight had my heart pounding.
@walterbell7193
4 жыл бұрын
NoJoTo as did mine,,,
@bigsmellyballs
4 жыл бұрын
it was so intense
@IDK098
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr...
@cozzy124
4 жыл бұрын
It gave me a heart attack.
@somegal134
4 жыл бұрын
but it was so epic tho
Science has gone too far
@sqrt-1646
4 жыл бұрын
Whoa, you here!
@clickednebula3
4 жыл бұрын
Said a Redstone ore
@ortherner
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@ploopybear
4 жыл бұрын
period.
@larakoltun1346
4 жыл бұрын
I was the last person to make this comment reach 1 mil, no need to thank me.
it took me way too long to realize this was an april fool's joke
@Inseut
4 жыл бұрын
Ffs KZread is showing this video too late to us
@AGGSab
4 жыл бұрын
Brian Oliveira same....
@Ederson31
4 жыл бұрын
@@Inseut yep
@drdtmm
4 жыл бұрын
It took me your comment to realize it was an April fool's joke
@theworthysoul
4 жыл бұрын
KensoulEu yep :/
"Java Physical Machine" I ascended into a being of pure laughter
@Geosquare8128
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone got as much of a kick out of that as we did :)
@Laggyboi
4 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
I thought that this was the coolest thing ever until I realized I was just late to the April fools joke
"I have defeated Minecraft with out using Minecraft" Yes I have cleaned my room without cleaning
@Rimed-eu9jl
4 жыл бұрын
Yo mama did?
Great work! I’m glad there are so many talented people behind this
@babybanana-funkidsnurseryr2305
4 жыл бұрын
I cant tell if this is a joke or not
@PumpkinPowAnimations
4 жыл бұрын
I think its a joke
@Curcuit
4 жыл бұрын
They sure are pure geniuses
@WillzAnimationz
4 жыл бұрын
@@Curcuit how can they not tell im serious?
@Nooticus
4 жыл бұрын
Genii I think you mean :P
I just got April fooled in late may by the KZread recommendation system....
@random_guy4350
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@poankiyu7664
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@portal6347
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@ahmed4363
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@coolcocoa9718
4 жыл бұрын
Same
We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and quiet possibly bamboozled Still getting that juicy merch
@FractXD
4 жыл бұрын
dun dun DUNNN
"Considering how bad this video is already, I realized we needed to lower our standarts rather than improving the quality" thats the story of my life xd
@meetu_
4 жыл бұрын
@@alody7673 you know that at this point r/im14andthisisdeep is probably used by 14 yo who think that using that sub reddit is deep right? and he clearly wasnt trying to be deep
@meetu_
4 жыл бұрын
@@alody7673 bruh i do know what it is he wasnt trying to be deep, he was doing a joke... and i do actually believe you are 14. or younger. cause no one older than that would find that subreddit funny ( the irony )
@meetu_
4 жыл бұрын
oh ok """"" anime is gud """"""
@meetu_
4 жыл бұрын
@Anime Is Gud and i bet you're a kid too ( not as an insult, but as a genuine guess )
@ShadyBooth
4 жыл бұрын
Standarts
if I don't get 1.02% profits I'm suing Seriously tho gg that was hands down the best video I’ve seen since last April fools.
@vorlox5094
4 жыл бұрын
@@SenjuTheSlime wHat
@zulianfr
4 жыл бұрын
This is an april fool? I don't even realize.
People in 1970: In 2020 we'll have flying cars 2020: *I beat Minecraft without Minecraft* *I beat corona virus without corona virus*
@itzyoppix_4414
4 жыл бұрын
Wait. Thats illegal
@GeoSY
4 жыл бұрын
I got coronaviris without coronavirus
@erin4632
4 жыл бұрын
Flack ok
@MrLOL7O7
4 жыл бұрын
I used the gems to destroy the gems :u
@festry_
4 жыл бұрын
"I beat coronavirus without coronavirus" I see this an absolute win!
I'm actually going to buy that merch. You think I'm joking, but I'm not...
@ExtraLargeWindow
4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@lizzypoo0
4 жыл бұрын
u r joking
@prestonferry
4 жыл бұрын
The Groovy Warehouse are you joking about joking?
@RimuKora
4 жыл бұрын
@@prestonferry are you joking about joking about joking?
@prestonferry
4 жыл бұрын
RimuKora are you joking about joking about joking about joking?
simply put: minecraft but it's low budget
@trashboxbobylev9900
4 жыл бұрын
Ironically, Geosquare have spent quite a many dollars for this "low budget".
@40_gjb19
4 жыл бұрын
AHAHA
@kalebb4
4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft but its DND
You have won April Fools again Geo and Matthew! I was giggling the whole way through! I also loved how coherently you incorporated my little video where I showed a little bit of Sorabji’s piano music... (no, don’t listen to it). This was edited unbelievably well too! Great work from everyone involved... I might rewatch this now actually lol!
@Nooticus
4 жыл бұрын
Also... is ‘By the rules of youtube I am not allowed to credit you at all’ a reference to something?
@dramwertz4833
4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Geo is the clear winner of this year. I laughed both times i watched it XD
@corte_s
3 жыл бұрын
god
4:17 unsettling way of holding a pencil 😳
@Nooticus
4 жыл бұрын
That would be my hand, and yes, I pretty much can't write, I use a laptop for everything :P
Me: sees title Also me: ιммρσѕιвℓє
@TheLegend-xt4cw
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you water bucket you saved me i was falling from a high place but you saved me i will subscribe to you
@lizzypoo0
4 жыл бұрын
thats the point of the video
@MPHJackson7
4 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to learn this power?
@Zwedgy
4 жыл бұрын
what does immrssible mean?
1:51 OMG
@M1chek
4 жыл бұрын
My new record
writing code on paper is like those tests where you have to write html code on exam papers
@dailinelily
4 жыл бұрын
Haha Teach me html jk
@taranknutson175
4 жыл бұрын
@@dailinelily 'creepy slime' = 'CS' = 'Computer Science' = 'Code Slave'
@kneesurgeryenthusiast6915
2 жыл бұрын
that actually happened in my school, well even though it was in python & Java
"Hey geo this world is valid to me" Yeah seems legit
Next: I beat Minecraft without living
5:18 numberphile! (top left corner)
2070: Beating Minecraft with Minecraft
@shadowclones4669
4 жыл бұрын
Just get 2 device done
@TanakaDrifters
4 жыл бұрын
b.... but everyone have did that challenge
"Java Physical Machine" best joke of the vid
I almost fallen for that xD If it was real, you could show the code you written and the game later with it, it can be a big proof. Also, im sure this challenge is 100% possible.
Teacher: The test isn’t that counfusing The test:
I challenge you to beat Minecraft with your toes lmao.
@rajkumar-rg5sw
4 жыл бұрын
Blank accepts this challenge
@vorlox5094
4 жыл бұрын
@@rajkumar-rg5sw lol
@dannydevitofan7499
4 жыл бұрын
you got a feet fetish or sumn
@rajkumar-rg5sw
4 жыл бұрын
@@dannydevitofan7499 no man it's an anime reference, watch no game no life if you want to know
oh man I really needed that video, so hilarious.
Haha Matthew told me about this one. It's hilarious! Can't wait to see the next April Fools video. PS: Also heard about that *one* idea which is secret, but hilarious and could get you guys canceled or something. Do it for the memes! lol
This isnt what we meant by "We need to run the server with paper"
11/10 best perlin noise joke of all time.
“Lower the standards rather than improve the quality” Brilliant XD
This is the most mathematically way I've ever seen of beating Minecraft
This is the best/most effort April Fools I've ever see XD Loved it
4:15 That's page 98 from Opus Clavicembalisticum by Kaikhosru Shapurji Sorabji
@Nooticus
4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahahahahaha another (un)cultured person! I made that short video clip btw. How did you know what it was?
@dhu2056
4 жыл бұрын
@@Nooticus Sorabji's sheet music is the easiest to recognize.
@Nooticus
4 жыл бұрын
@@dhu2056 gg ahaha
@somegal134
4 жыл бұрын
how the hecc did you memorise that name
@Nooticus
4 жыл бұрын
The name isn't that hard to remember, also he might have looked it up idk. I find it more impressive that he worked out the page number!
5:51 *65 netherite blocks in a stack XD*
@micheallantler5068
4 жыл бұрын
*65
@Salted_Pizza
4 жыл бұрын
@@micheallantler5068 oh yeah thx
Omg I fricking saw all the video thought that he actually did it but at the end it said April fool's I'm done
@rhythmstuff
4 жыл бұрын
Don't tell dream and george about this, otherwise those madlads will actually do it.
@somegal134
4 жыл бұрын
Rhyth m I'M TELLING ...somehow
5:19 top left is the Parker Square from Numberphile 🤣
I love your art! It's beautiful ;)
this dude just put two un even squares on a hoodie and sold it
That F5 reminds me of some GeoSquare....
When sending a lander to the moon is easier to do without computers than playing a children's game.
@random_guy4350
4 жыл бұрын
You know that the moon landing project required thousands of workers and hundreds of operators during the missions right ?
I loved this video! I didn’t know it was a joke until the end, but it was still super funny to watch and I enjoyed it a lot
"I'll give you 50% of the ad revenue" Video: *less then 10 mins*
I thought this was gonna be beating the game without mining or crafting, I was pleasantly surprised
The different angles for the dragon fight , amazing
"Java physical machine" really got me
"just name your kid minecraft" -this post was made by asian parents gang
@flatmarssociety4614
3 жыл бұрын
It took me 3 seconds to get the joke. I'm a idiot
@pangolin1498
3 жыл бұрын
Too gud lol
Ok but why did KZread show me this 17 days late to this. I'm now fooled 17 days later.
frames drew by hands were so good lol
Gotta love the frames you drew man
How boomers say they played games:
*_“Someone Stop This Madman”_*
Minecraft without Minecraft: also known as D&D
I appreciate the effort,really cool process
Me sees the title Also me: visible confusion
What was that chill ass Sweden remix? I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME.
1:47 he just pulled a dream on us
"it sounds like a great idea on paper" they said
Knew this was gonna happen at some point🤣👌
Ouch :(... 9/10 approx 1. that hurts.
The end dragon fight was brutal
5:18 That perfect square was almost perfect but not quite. At least he gave it a go. p a r k e r s q u a r e
That's cool and all but can you defeat Minecraft without Minecraft without Minecraft?
Me in 2078 My Grandchildren : can you tell us a story Me : ok Me : I've i finished terraria without terraria and a device Gchildrens : ohh
@bowuigi
4 жыл бұрын
I see you are a Terrarian as well
@daytoyhu5111
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah im post moon lord, thorium and calamity mod yeah
An easier way to beat Minecraft without Minecraft is to commit piracy.
Kid:mom can we have minecraft at home? Mom:we have minecraft at home Minecraft at home:
*Notch laugh noises*
Next up, beating Minecraft without existing
@cQuasar
4 жыл бұрын
First, you need to go back at yeat 2008 (1 year before the game get existed) so you recreate a game exactly like minecraft with blazzers, villagers that trades ender pearls, the end, the ender dragon with thr exact island with the obisidian pillars, defeat it and gg
I can't wait for "Beating Minecraft without a device"
Now make Minecraft mod inside of your paper Minecraft where you make another paper Minecraft inside of that paper Minecraft and beat it. Confused? Good.
"This is ideal, as it allows the player to skip a ton of gameplay" Dream: *_No_*
This guy is better than dream
@sophie-gq5rj
3 жыл бұрын
this is ironic
@vrundaprajapati9006
3 жыл бұрын
@@sophie-gq5rj yeah
funny laughed that last frame of the dragon dying was actually really cool
Sick vid dude love it👌🏻🙂
Hey dude I hope you notice me, this is really cool and impressive! I hope one day I’ll be as smart as you!
@1haust
4 жыл бұрын
it's an april fools joke
@thundyty
4 жыл бұрын
Failure oh..
Fun fact: this was in the crazy place known as your recommended section.
Looking for the run much later, and just realice of all when you mention the code "april fools" at the final part of the video XDXD
I didn't realize you were a lefty. That is why you are so good.
It seems legit
noise
That enderdragon fight drawing was better than animes
That’s a nice texture pack you had on while fighting the dragon lol
2050: *Beat Minecraft Without Getting Existed*
Its a joke happy april fools day🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰
@fauzan.k.arifin
4 жыл бұрын
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@somegal134
4 жыл бұрын
japanese symbol for beginner japanese symbol for beginner
@DirtL
4 жыл бұрын
@Yahoo BaldBoyHalo 14 🔰🔰🔰🔰 1 4 🔍🔎🔎🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔎🔎🔎
So this is what you've been up to during the quarantine!
That finale was intense af
#FBI get this man
Everyone in the past joking about he can beat minecraft without minecraft. Now he actually did it *Who’s laughing now*
geosquare: i beat minecraft without minecraft me: wait thats illegal
What a madlad, subscribed. Edit: saw the date, still you have good taste in memes even if it is fake
This is how the poor kids play minecraft
Maths genius huh
This is a whole new level of big brainity
I didn't know this was an April Fool's Day video at first. Bravo, OP.
oh my god that end fight was so amazing
That ender dragon battle was way too intense
"Use code April Fools to get 0% off at checkout" *exits fullscreen* *checks video release date* "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled."
@adonis309
4 жыл бұрын
*y u s , s e n k o - s e n p a i .*
Haha yes GameNight AND Geosquare in one video! Awesome!