I Am The Worst EVE Online Player

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  • @grillbottoms
    @grillbottomsАй бұрын

    I love how artosis always picks games that will torture him

  • @michalsa136

    @michalsa136

    Ай бұрын

    I am imagining him playing some Super Mario Bros. to relax or maybe Pokémon Red/Blue.

  • @grillbottoms

    @grillbottoms

    Ай бұрын

    @@michalsa136 kaizo mario and nuzlock pokemon of course

  • @mostverticalproductions4808

    @mostverticalproductions4808

    Ай бұрын

    He would die in a fighting game.

  • @nanotech2080

    @nanotech2080

    Ай бұрын

    Was this sponsored content?

  • @Bicc_Ziphis
    @Bicc_ZiphisАй бұрын

    "I'll join a Corporation!" -> Joins the Amarr Navy Faction Warfare, instantly declaring war on hundreds around him XD

  • @anonymousman4006
    @anonymousman4006Ай бұрын

    This game is close to $30/month to play in Canada, even if I wanted to play it that's such an exorbitant price.

  • @pyrothem
    @pyrothemАй бұрын

    Something about the Eve music that is so calming.

  • @Shield_Battery
    @Shield_BatteryАй бұрын

    1) Shout out to invisiblemenprod for god tier editing on RT flying shiny dildos, looking for Titanic space chodes. 2) Shortly after missing the dungeon segment, I find out Melanol had to uninstall EVE. I could only assume from RTrauma.

  • @elcocodriloazul
    @elcocodriloazulАй бұрын

    Artosis was killing ogre(drones) and he thought he was actually killing people XD

  • @soulmask2781
    @soulmask2781Ай бұрын

    There's basically 3 types of pvp, honorable 1v1 which is pretty rare unless in militia frigate warfare, then there's pvp with pimped out pirates who are deathly afraid of losing a ship so take zero chances but prey on noobs like flies on shit, and then theres nullsec pvp with big fleets of optimal isk/punch fleets. Theres also wormhole pvp I guess but it's all over the place.

  • @anni3438
    @anni3438Ай бұрын

    i play eve, i play sc, this is great! please dont stop playing eve!

  • @plushpc5992

    @plushpc5992

    29 күн бұрын

    That’s awesome man which are you enjoying more at the moment?

  • @fredrik_p
    @fredrik_pАй бұрын

    I love the chat comment when you was attacked: "DO NOTHING QUICK". :)

  • @myconpodship
    @myconpodshipАй бұрын

    6:44 looks like a zergling

  • @AvocadoAfficionado
    @AvocadoAfficionadoАй бұрын

    Artosis I love you man, but this is probably the worst game you could ever pick up. If you value your sanity or your family, please think about putting it down. Before you know it you'll be drowning in spreadsheets and spending your free time worrying about null sec politics. It's literally the videogame equivalent of crack.

  • @peaceonmars

    @peaceonmars

    Ай бұрын

    It's a paid advertisement for EVE, not Artosis choosing to play it.

  • @MyriadColorsCM
    @MyriadColorsCMАй бұрын

    Well that came out of left-field...

  • @user-kw1kn7in3i
    @user-kw1kn7in3iАй бұрын

    Joke's on you RT: a couple of the guys that cryo'd themselves after death have turned to mush in several years and were quietly discarded from their tanks.

  • @serojachef465
    @serojachef465Ай бұрын

    I'm trying understand the logic behind turning your guns off and on in the middle of shooting a target

  • @mrmooney25
    @mrmooney25Ай бұрын

    Yay artosis in EVE! You should play with Crashnaps I think ya'll make a good duo and you can both lose ships together.

  • @albertbergquist2113
    @albertbergquist2113Ай бұрын

    No armor repair mod on an Amarr ship?

  • @basimaziz
    @basimazizАй бұрын

    5:22 Wait, I'm confused. Who opened fire on him and why? XD I thought he was in a safe zone or something.

  • @0Sybylle0

    @0Sybylle0

    Ай бұрын

    He was flagged as criminal for some reason.

  • @basimaziz

    @basimaziz

    Ай бұрын

    @@0Sybylle0 lol. Poor Artwa. X)

  • @EdwardMalus

    @EdwardMalus

    Ай бұрын

    No, someone suicide ganked him and the *other* person was flagged as a criminal for doing so. There are no "safe" zones in EvE, other than being docked

  • @0Sybylle0
    @0Sybylle0Ай бұрын

    Going out in an almost dead punisher, enlisting in the militia with no experience... That was great 😁

  • @schwanimal
    @schwanimalАй бұрын

    The best game to hear stories about but most boring game to actually play 99% of the time

  • @D3Z3R7
    @D3Z3R7Ай бұрын

    comfy eve gaming with artois #eveequinox

  • @mis8866
    @mis8866Ай бұрын

    Streamers are so entitled, literally don't even play games, just get your chat to tell you everything. How do people enjoy that shit.

  • @SagaraUrz
    @SagaraUrzАй бұрын

    He doesn't know

  • @andytv22
    @andytv22Ай бұрын

    he should play homeworld 1 and 2, NOT 3

  • @AlojzyZyrokompas
    @AlojzyZyrokompasАй бұрын

    I prefer Elite Dangerous.

  • @ross.neuberth
    @ross.neuberthАй бұрын

    Should Artosis only be allowed rage inducing games?

  • @WastelandInc
    @WastelandIncАй бұрын

    He claims to be the worst player I'm legally blind lol

  • @godmodegaming5157
    @godmodegaming5157Ай бұрын

    No longer playing EVE, but the game is low-key incredible

  • @serojachef465
    @serojachef465Ай бұрын

    This degen runs passive tank with no way of repair shields or armor - genius.

  • @olivergottig5972
    @olivergottig5972Ай бұрын

    Why is Sonic double pregnant?

  • @videogames1407
    @videogames1407Ай бұрын

    Artosis no EVE hasn't been worth playing since 2012 artosis no don't do it artosis please i love you man just uninstall it right now and we'll forget all about it artosis please no

  • @Crenshaw41

    @Crenshaw41

    Ай бұрын

    I think it’s a decent game.

  • @milojinvente7746

    @milojinvente7746

    Ай бұрын

    Dont try to ruin a very good game for others if you don’t like it

  • @nanotech2080

    @nanotech2080

    Ай бұрын

    I think ppl can come to their own conclusions by playing, no? Or is that not allowed and we all should follow sheep trends and opinions now

  • @altoid322

    @altoid322

    Ай бұрын

    Eve has definitely had better days, but right now is certainly not that bad. There’s tons of content, tons of people to shoot at, and plenty of activities to do.

  • @umadbroimatroll7918

    @umadbroimatroll7918

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Crenshaw41 sarcasm is hard on the internet. But I think op was making the joke that once you start eve it's so addictive you cant ever stop playing 😂

  • @user-kw1kn7in3i
    @user-kw1kn7in3iАй бұрын

    Joke's on you RT: a couple of the guys that cryo'd themselves after death have turned to mush in several years and were quietly discarded from their tanks.

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