I Am The Worst EVE Online Player
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I love how artosis always picks games that will torture him
@michalsa136
Ай бұрын
I am imagining him playing some Super Mario Bros. to relax or maybe Pokémon Red/Blue.
@grillbottoms
Ай бұрын
@@michalsa136 kaizo mario and nuzlock pokemon of course
@mostverticalproductions4808
Ай бұрын
He would die in a fighting game.
@nanotech2080
Ай бұрын
Was this sponsored content?
"I'll join a Corporation!" -> Joins the Amarr Navy Faction Warfare, instantly declaring war on hundreds around him XD
This game is close to $30/month to play in Canada, even if I wanted to play it that's such an exorbitant price.
Something about the Eve music that is so calming.
1) Shout out to invisiblemenprod for god tier editing on RT flying shiny dildos, looking for Titanic space chodes. 2) Shortly after missing the dungeon segment, I find out Melanol had to uninstall EVE. I could only assume from RTrauma.
Artosis was killing ogre(drones) and he thought he was actually killing people XD
There's basically 3 types of pvp, honorable 1v1 which is pretty rare unless in militia frigate warfare, then there's pvp with pimped out pirates who are deathly afraid of losing a ship so take zero chances but prey on noobs like flies on shit, and then theres nullsec pvp with big fleets of optimal isk/punch fleets. Theres also wormhole pvp I guess but it's all over the place.
i play eve, i play sc, this is great! please dont stop playing eve!
@plushpc5992
29 күн бұрын
That’s awesome man which are you enjoying more at the moment?
I love the chat comment when you was attacked: "DO NOTHING QUICK". :)
6:44 looks like a zergling
Artosis I love you man, but this is probably the worst game you could ever pick up. If you value your sanity or your family, please think about putting it down. Before you know it you'll be drowning in spreadsheets and spending your free time worrying about null sec politics. It's literally the videogame equivalent of crack.
@peaceonmars
Ай бұрын
It's a paid advertisement for EVE, not Artosis choosing to play it.
Well that came out of left-field...
Joke's on you RT: a couple of the guys that cryo'd themselves after death have turned to mush in several years and were quietly discarded from their tanks.
I'm trying understand the logic behind turning your guns off and on in the middle of shooting a target
Yay artosis in EVE! You should play with Crashnaps I think ya'll make a good duo and you can both lose ships together.
No armor repair mod on an Amarr ship?
5:22 Wait, I'm confused. Who opened fire on him and why? XD I thought he was in a safe zone or something.
@0Sybylle0
Ай бұрын
He was flagged as criminal for some reason.
@basimaziz
Ай бұрын
@@0Sybylle0 lol. Poor Artwa. X)
@EdwardMalus
Ай бұрын
No, someone suicide ganked him and the *other* person was flagged as a criminal for doing so. There are no "safe" zones in EvE, other than being docked
Going out in an almost dead punisher, enlisting in the militia with no experience... That was great 😁
The best game to hear stories about but most boring game to actually play 99% of the time
comfy eve gaming with artois #eveequinox
Streamers are so entitled, literally don't even play games, just get your chat to tell you everything. How do people enjoy that shit.
He doesn't know
he should play homeworld 1 and 2, NOT 3
I prefer Elite Dangerous.
Should Artosis only be allowed rage inducing games?
He claims to be the worst player I'm legally blind lol
No longer playing EVE, but the game is low-key incredible
This degen runs passive tank with no way of repair shields or armor - genius.
Why is Sonic double pregnant?
Artosis no EVE hasn't been worth playing since 2012 artosis no don't do it artosis please i love you man just uninstall it right now and we'll forget all about it artosis please no
@Crenshaw41
Ай бұрын
I think it’s a decent game.
@milojinvente7746
Ай бұрын
Dont try to ruin a very good game for others if you don’t like it
@nanotech2080
Ай бұрын
I think ppl can come to their own conclusions by playing, no? Or is that not allowed and we all should follow sheep trends and opinions now
@altoid322
Ай бұрын
Eve has definitely had better days, but right now is certainly not that bad. There’s tons of content, tons of people to shoot at, and plenty of activities to do.
@umadbroimatroll7918
Ай бұрын
@@Crenshaw41 sarcasm is hard on the internet. But I think op was making the joke that once you start eve it's so addictive you cant ever stop playing 😂
Joke's on you RT: a couple of the guys that cryo'd themselves after death have turned to mush in several years and were quietly discarded from their tanks.