I love how charborg is literally a looney toons character. He always gets himself into situations theres no POSSIBLE WAY he should be in and either miraculously escapes it or ends up 12 miles deeper into the hole he dug himself into.

@BlackMoonHowls

5 ай бұрын

Pulling a "Reverse" on the Rocket Launch scene...classic Loony Toons and Daffy Duck.

@stardusst

5 ай бұрын

i love the cartoonish "gulp" sound he makes when nervous. this man is a toon.

@SMEKK_

5 ай бұрын

Yes

@PanelaaA

5 ай бұрын

Thats why i love his videos

"Upon further research, I do not have an empire" absolutely killed me, and I'm not even 30 seconds into the video

only charborg would look for the chainsaw in the only direction he didnt go

Surrounding the weed with potatoes was actually a genius play, hiding it in plain sight.

@smilesfoutch6996

5 ай бұрын

But potatoes grow underground while weed spurts

@PapaDevDev

5 ай бұрын

Growing weed is Legal in Canada, though…

@macaconheiro

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing, it's a really smart play. I wonder why I got caught when I did the same.

@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet

5 ай бұрын

​@macaconheiro probably skill issue tbh

@macaconheiro

5 ай бұрын

@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet fuck. Time to start grinding my hemperor skills then, I guess

I think weed farming fits Charborg, considering he's green and all.

@plooferonyoutube

5 ай бұрын

and very bald

@thedeliveryboy1123

5 ай бұрын

and also a controlled substance in some locations I got put in jail for watching his barotrauma videos :(

@Tom-mj3cc

5 ай бұрын

cute profile picture

@Bell69420

5 ай бұрын

@@kronch6163 :3

@Thebiggerbluebird

Ай бұрын

WE FOUND GLORP

Charborg looking for the weed seeds looks like a person who's lost their vape

@ddude1212

5 ай бұрын

As a nicotine addict you hit the nail on the head

@Random-user22

Ай бұрын

@@ddude1212 dont

@BlehVR._.

26 күн бұрын

@@Random-user22no

@thegamingshiba

2 күн бұрын

@Random-user22 bro what does that even mean

The fact that he's terrified of the police finding out about his weed is hilarious cause weed is legal and he can grow 4 plants without a permit.

@shotgunn9

5 ай бұрын

Was it in 2005? Thats the setting. As a matter of fact if you try to sell weed to non smokong characters they talk about reporting you to SQ.

@hailbopthecomet

5 ай бұрын

@@shotgunn9 ah ok then thats different, however it would be very dependent on the province or territory how the law would be enforced. In BC, unless you are a massive player its simply just not worth the effort for the cops to do anything. It was so accepted that universities in BC had 420 clubs before legalization, and they smoked directly on the main quad, I know because I was at one of the big universities and I saw a giant pot leaf mascot on the quad there and a massive cloud of smoke. However in Alberta they'd probably shoot on site

@Pwnners

5 ай бұрын

​@@hailbopthecometyall americans really are god's childrens. Weed, weapons, work opportunities.... Wish i got lucky like that too +Ik i will never get my working visa so i might aswell kms lmao

@hailbopthecomet

5 ай бұрын

@@Pwnners i live in Canada lmao, we all collectively agree that that Americans are Satan spawn

@Lavender.melanie98

4 ай бұрын

@@hailbopthecomet alberta's always been pretty lenient with it at least where i live, we've had a weed paraphernalia store downtown here since i was a kid, with a gigantic pot leaf on the front of it, and wooden signs on the street around town advertising it with pot leaf and everything. there are other smoke shops that ask that you call bongs and things "water pipes" or whatever since they get away with selling it to be used with tobacco, but that store downtown never cared. pre-covid people would smoke openly outside bars too, even during like new years and things when police were circling the parking lots waiting to bust people for driving drunk or breaking stuff. now that it's legal people don't really bother anymore, at least where i live

Chrbrg has really hit rock bottom he's growing the devil's lettuce

@wolfyboy

5 ай бұрын

Smoking the jazz cigarettes. SMH

@thecoolestofthe834s2

5 ай бұрын

@@wolfyboy like he wasnt already

@wolfyboy

5 ай бұрын

@@thecoolestofthe834s2 true.

@NA-AN

3 ай бұрын

He’s sucking on the ole Kanga ear.

18:40 as a clown whose favorite color is that exact shade of green, thank you for standing up for me, charbo. this is a horrible injustice.

@wolfyboy

5 ай бұрын

Are you a professional clown? Like, as your job?

Given Charborgs reputation I was under the assumption he was farming weeds and not weed when this video started. That would definitely be something he does.

@ChargeQM

5 ай бұрын

He would farm dandelions because he heard people talking about selling weed and didn't do any further research.

truly one of the most weed farm moments of all time

@SchneeWolf-vy5lq

5 ай бұрын

truly one of the moments of all time

i bet who ever made that cameo joke is probably really cool and funny and cute

@kinghj3727

Ай бұрын

They seem really awesome

I'm trying to sleep and this literally just dropped now God doesn't want me to sleep.

Literally any other creator on KZread: Christmas themed title or video Charborg: I grew a weed empire.

The pruning shears (blue bolt cutter looking things) will let you take clippings from trees and then you can plant those clippings to make more trees. Great for getting a bunch of maple trees and others for woodcutting.

Char I love watching your videos! Been around for 2 years, and still have them playing. Sometimes even when I was doing other activities. Sometimes certain things were funnier without the context lol. I used to have you as my only subscribtion on my old school account for the longest time. Keep this going, and I'll never have depression again! Take care man!

The best thing about this game is that the pre roll packs in the game literally just ripped the actual packaging from real life lol

@hauntedsunsets

5 ай бұрын

literally it was so funny the first time I saw that, like goddamn that's familiar

@jizzledrizzle99

4 ай бұрын

what game is it?

@SgtLogOfWood

3 ай бұрын

"Mon bazou" a small french Canadian game about operating a sugar shack, growing weed and lifted Honda Civic races ​@jizzledrizzle99

“I actually don’t have an empire” I cried for you my king, for you are an emperor

It is obvious that Snoop Dogg is holding Charborg captive and forcing him to make weed videos

@BlackMoonHowls

5 ай бұрын

Yeah but he forgot to tell Char to go home for the day and left him streaming for two days straight.. classic air head aging Celebrity that lost his luster and relevance after that Name Change/Gang related horseshit and fiasco. I'm saying no one cares bout Snoop nowadays. No ONE.

@trollge3712

5 ай бұрын

@@BlackMoonHowlshuh

@robotic_foot

5 ай бұрын

@@BlackMoonHowls what

@6Shooter28

5 ай бұрын

​@@BlackMoonHowls i care

@lizardsquid9318

3 ай бұрын

@@BlackMoonHowls erhm, actually 6Shooter28 cares

I wish charborg loved the KZread commenters as much as he loves twitch chat :(

@ChargeQM

5 ай бұрын

Dude have you looked at us? No fucking wonder. We nasty.

@washington-ou3sd

5 ай бұрын

AaronMahin nasty but true and honest 🙏

Mr Borg should play weed shop 3 if he hasn't already it'd be right up his alley in goofiness! And I think it has some twitch api integration too

@AudNarrations

5 ай бұрын

@dominickmoerike2 the one in the video is Mon bazou I think

@AudNarrations

5 ай бұрын

@@dominickmoerike2 np boss!

one time i was really going through it and 'hotel california' came on the radio and for whatever reason, i just started bawling in my car and now everytime i hear it, it just does something for me, like that song is a dang opera, i had to get an aux cord, couldn't keep doing it to myself

im very glad to see the return of Mon Bazou!

Really good ad read, man. Very professional.

I was here at the very start of Charborg's great empire, he has now gotten my entire family highly addicted to weed and other harmful activities.

Big fan of this game and I’m very happy to see it back

@Charlizio

14 күн бұрын

what game is this??

charborg has ungodly misfortune

Starting my own garden because of this

Charborg is my favorite botanist

@BlackMoonHowls

5 ай бұрын

Coconapannapis. Only on Goon Station.

i love charg fishy smoke leaf.

golly charbig i can't imagine how painful it must've been to lose your weed seed. I hope you're recovering.

Craig smokes big weed

@macaconheiro

5 ай бұрын

How'd you know my name?

@BlackMoonHowls

5 ай бұрын

@@macaconheiro Craig was also the name of Mini Ladd..

great work editor I like the new BGM better!

Love that I got an ad for booking a trip to canada while watching this

Wow this game is so Quebec that it has a maple syrup and poutine meter

Charborg didn't do his own video for the sponsor because he hates HelloFresh and doesn't want us to buy it or use his sponsor code.

@PapaDevDev

5 ай бұрын

I think, and call me crazy, he didn’t do it because he’s a gaming channel. Just a thought.

@BlackMoonHowls

5 ай бұрын

I read this as he came to it in the vid, spooky.

@jango7889

5 ай бұрын

@@PapaDevDev you're insane

This is a massive coincidence, my brother was literally talking about this hypothetical about 10 minutes ago

Weed machine needs those long spoked rims

XD speeding on a cliff "it puts me in a good mo- AYE SLOW DOWN BUDDY anyways it puts me in a good mood y'know?"

The spitting mechanic is fucking awesome lol

Soon enough, CHRBRG will have his own Weed Hotel. God bless

It’s the potatoes around the weed for me

the seeds are still in the trunk somewhere! I saw the name pop up!

Ain't no way the weed god got em💀💀💀

i need more of this

your vids always make my day better

Prp tip: The saw blade also doubles as a steering wheel for your car

I never knew Canada was such a stressful place

I am so invested in how this incredibly incapable person will turn out with his dreams of a weed empire. Which is semi-legal.

ah bain ha bain ah bain means welcom back in quebecois... i was expecting that like about 100% not so familliar speach xD this game is an absolute ART

CHRBRGS weed farm is the only place were i buy weed

Quality leaf, as always

"I can cut down any trees I want in America" a deep rumbling of lawyers descend on CHRBRG's location chanting TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW!

What is this game and why is it so realistic to the rural french Canadian experience

@cherrywoodx

Ай бұрын

It’s called Mon Bazou

"My drug empire is growing." What a way to start of a video.

"The WEED Machine".

THATS THE GOOD STUFF...*SNIFFS HARD* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I love to grow drugs." -Charborg 2023 probably

Chrbrg seems like a chill dude, i miss his cabbage cult

Please someone what is the name of the Jazzy background music chrbrg uses

@phoenixx4330

5 ай бұрын

If you find the bg music let me know

@ScoldedLuck

Ай бұрын

"Honey Heart" - Ryan James Carr

23:07 you drove over the weed seed here

looked at this vid n thought, “bold statement”

Charborg would be a perfect Xavier renegade angel character

Its all relative, it may not be an empire to the world but to you its an empire.

when he uhhh, when... when there's... lol weed

This game seems to make Charborg so miserable, and I love it.

Wait... this is a car game bro... youre deadass my favorite youtuber 😂😂

I'm not comfortable with how accurate your decision to jam a weeks worth of poutine into the truck to stave off starvation is to my life.

Its so funny that charborg in the first video just tried to get a job and failed it

ohy my god the intro is perfect

As somebody living in Canada (quebec specifically) i can assure that everybody there has a maple sirup and poutine meter they must keep down

best weed farmer NA.

@BlackMoonHowls

5 ай бұрын

NA is North America, not Canada.

@Saekori7777

5 ай бұрын

yeah I know that, and yeah, I dont care, and yeah, shut up@@BlackMoonHowls

What was that song called during the wood cutting disaster?

Bruh , first 30 sec and i'm subscribing for sure , the empire thing got me😂😂

Best vid of 2023

"i am but a Humboldt weed farmer."

Yeah, very humble

em-pire 1. an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress. 2. a large commercial organization owned or controlled by one person or group. "her business empire grew"

Dude I was rolling by fifteen seconds in

Bro has a rez car lol

We need more

He needs to play this more lol.

Idk how craig keeps finding these hyper-specific poor-quality simulation games. it's almost like there's an entire game genre catered to him and his streams. the charborg genre

@Vesdus

5 ай бұрын

Check out Tomato's Trash on KZread or Tomato on Twitch. Charborg plays all of these games after Tomato does, and Tomato plays even more of these games than Charborg.

@jackhazardous4008

5 ай бұрын

I'm more surprised he's actually engaging with the mechanics of the stream game

Charborg has NOT learned his lesson about making new point redemption rewards

Every time I get this HelloFresh stuff it takes too long on the barge to get to Alaska It’s always wet with seawater and it’s not fresh by the time it gets to me

Ah, the age old question: is “I am but a humble farmer” an actual meme or joke I’ve never heard, or do you play Flight Rising

i bought this game on sale but haven't played it yet, looks very stressful lmao

Sadly my weed plant surrounded by 5 potatoes is not an Empire

Yes, he is but a humble farmer

That chainsaw is pure evil

I didn't know there was a Colorado simulator

yessir mon charbord shout out de Gatineau,Quebec

man what an awesome game

Whats the name of the background song at the very beggining of the video?

oh, the Weed Master.

Any chance were getting barotrauma back ?

I've been waiting for this. I NEED MY FIX GIVE ME MY FIX!!!

Mon bazou doesn't let you cut down other people's trees but my summer car would let you and put you one day in jail for every tree you cut down

i love you charborg!

CHARBORG: i weed plants