I Almost Died (3 times)

Комедия

Don't die, it’s bad for your health.
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The Team :)
Production / Project Manager: Nate
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Thank You:
Thanks for all the support guys! This Is a dream come true that you make possible!
Wow, you read all of this? You are dedicated my friend, I bless you with the power to not die... yup, you are now immortal, (very real, not a scam)

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  • @Haminations
    @Haminations4 жыл бұрын

    To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t: I grew out of them.

  • @jedhead5487

    @jedhead5487

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haminations hello

  • @runmemycheck4632

    @runmemycheck4632

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haminations i miss my ears i lost my ears two years ago :(

  • @rpic6650

    @rpic6650

    4 жыл бұрын

    We all do that, it's not weird

  • @ticklemytush

    @ticklemytush

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol i lost them too

  • @overbonked9161

    @overbonked9161

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get new ones

  • @mr.ditkovich3672
    @mr.ditkovich36724 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping** God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*

  • @slimes3120

    @slimes3120

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@deerliie You fool. You ablsoute imbecile. Can you not take something as simple as a joke?

  • @pog2458

    @pog2458

    4 жыл бұрын

    r/woooosh

  • @c411x

    @c411x

    4 жыл бұрын

    Annixa its a joke, ik its rude to make fun of God but ATLEAST TAKE A JOKE

  • @keegangustafson8891

    @keegangustafson8891

    4 жыл бұрын

    How do u get the text like that

  • @keegangustafson8891

    @keegangustafson8891

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@slimes3120 Has a point

  • @SatanHerself666
    @SatanHerself6665 ай бұрын

    I also have a story that I may have died from or something! So- when I was younger, like probably 7, I was tired but couldn't fall asleep and have always just kinda stared off at something when I can't sleep. So I decided to open my bedroom curtain and stare at the moon like always. Right outside my room was a strange man. He was walking, but then froze. He was maybe 3 feet away from my window, possibly even less. I could tell he was holding a weapon, but lighting was dim so I was unable to clearly make out what it was. I stared at him for quite some time, not breaking eye contact nor blinking(its a skill I somehow developed that just never disappeared). He kinda just looked scared. Looking back, he had literally no reason to be scared, as I was a child and he was an adult man holding a weapon. I may have just looked intimidating. Then again, I do have a guardian demonic angel woman who I only know actually exists because she helps me clean around the house and can move objects, so she may have been the reason for his fear. I probably should have screamed or something, but I was tired and it didn't register in my brain until way late. Anyways- I woke up the next morning and the realization hit me. I was freaked the fuck out but didn't say anything because he could have been a dream or just another ghost from the graveyard. Later that day, the sheriff comes knocking on our door and held up a mugshot of the man I had seen that night. Apparently, he was an escaped serial killer. Ha. I have still only told like 3 people irl about this instance to this day. And none of them believe me. So yeah; I came face to face with an escaped serial killer who was holding a weapon and came out unscathed. Still haven't figured out why he didn't just break into our home and kill me for seeing him, but hey, I'm alive now. Also I don't know if he ever got caught or not, seeing as I was 7 and nobody in our home keeps up with the news. Also, as for why I didn't speak up to the sheriff when he asked about it, I was very quiet and still am and barely spoke a word back then, also it was adult conversation so I didn't understand some of the words being used.

  • @Bumble._.Jellybottom

    @Bumble._.Jellybottom

    2 ай бұрын

    pretty insane story

  • @SatanHerself666

    @SatanHerself666

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Bumble._.Jellybottom yeahh not even I believe it at this point so I don't really care if you don't- it sounded as if you were calling it fabricated so if not sorry

  • @DJplays_13

    @DJplays_13

    Ай бұрын

    Cool

  • @Rafi-sd9el

    @Rafi-sd9el

    Ай бұрын

    how did you type so long took me 5 mins for me to read

  • @SatanHerself666

    @SatanHerself666

    26 күн бұрын

    @@Rafi-sd9el simple. I'm an author XD

  • @Twilled_Hotline
    @Twilled_Hotline2 ай бұрын

    fun fact: just for whoever is curiuos, there is some text at 6:54 that litterally appears for about a frame then an explosion occures. i was able to capture it on camera, it said: "and give him your credit number with the expiration date and the 3 weekly digits on the back."

  • @HorsemanHeadless

    @HorsemanHeadless

    Ай бұрын

    Bro does not know how to spell💀💀

  • @A_question_mark0

    @A_question_mark0

    Ай бұрын

    It’s “and give him your credit card number with the expiration date and the 3 wacky numbers on the back (small text) that’s just a joke please don’t I don’t wanna get sued”

  • @user-bh2je1bv6b

    @user-bh2je1bv6b

    Күн бұрын

    NAW ID WIN💀

  • @aaronpitts1247
    @aaronpitts12474 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: *I almost died* Brody: *I almost died* Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*

  • @APAM-ArnrStuff

    @APAM-ArnrStuff

    4 жыл бұрын

    How about Luke he almost died at VidCon

  • @aldijanazukic9813

    @aldijanazukic9813

    4 жыл бұрын

    My family has had so many injuries but me naaaahhhh

  • @theg-topia9626

    @theg-topia9626

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where’s Junky?

  • @loafuscramwell7602

    @loafuscramwell7602

    4 жыл бұрын

    i fell down the same pair of stairs 4 or 3 times and i didn't break a bone!

  • @AdonileSlushie

    @AdonileSlushie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yooo! Follow my KZread animation channel. Yes? No?

  • @l00nca
    @l00nca4 жыл бұрын

    Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames* Everyone: k Me: *panic attack*

  • @calebchasemusic

    @calebchasemusic

    4 жыл бұрын

    bryson dosent have animators... He is his own animator..

  • @inkling457

    @inkling457

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@calebchasemusic no, he does have animators.

  • @gamingwithjflem2423

    @gamingwithjflem2423

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am not use to ear Bryson

  • @puddle1296

    @puddle1296

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@xianjinn his team is start animations........ (and Nate for backgrounds) check the description... unless there's a r/wooosh.

  • @StarAnimations

    @StarAnimations

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had the same thought when the reference had ears. Haha I guess Bryson grew out of them. Only children have ears.👍

  • @JeremyGaming-ks6io
    @JeremyGaming-ks6io4 ай бұрын

    Omg, I am watching this 3y later and from the vids he’s making now, his voice, sounds 100x different from his current videos

  • @KanyaTheWolf
    @KanyaTheWolf4 ай бұрын

    Bryson: Wanna hear how I came close to dying...? Me: *quickly pauses the video and asks myself how many times I was almost run over by a car*

  • @jasperbracegirdle7206

    @jasperbracegirdle7206

    5 күн бұрын

    Lol

  • @sussykidv4207
    @sussykidv42074 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: i almost died 3 times Thanos: Impossible

  • @SpiderS0nic

    @SpiderS0nic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanos: am I a joke to you I literally destroy half the universe permanently ( almost ) Bryson : did you die? Thanos : correct wait fu "disappears dramatically" Bryson : HA!!!

  • @trafficracer124

    @trafficracer124

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please don't ruin the comment.

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh4 жыл бұрын

    so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

  • @Haminations

    @Haminations

    4 жыл бұрын

    You’ll grow out of them

  • @hplar838

    @hplar838

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ya

  • @camdenleaboyt7526

    @camdenleaboyt7526

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wont

  • @CamStudioz1

    @CamStudioz1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone does

  • @stelladeluca1060

    @stelladeluca1060

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Haminations mmmmkay

  • @arviebuenafe522
    @arviebuenafe5224 ай бұрын

    Merry christmas haminations and a happy new year

  • @ARandomAccount-nm1nh
    @ARandomAccount-nm1nh4 ай бұрын

    My friend literally got hit pretty badly by a car yesterday, but was only in the hospital for a day and made it out fine, which I’m extremely thankful for

  • @sourhalo6356
    @sourhalo63562 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died? His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*

  • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114

    @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jesus lord loves you and died for your sins repent and have faith to go to heaven

  • @sourhalo6356

    @sourhalo6356

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Lol no

  • @bigpoggers6507

    @bigpoggers6507

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I'm a christian, but like, no need to bring up religion when it's not related man.

  • @xxavaxx3151

    @xxavaxx3151

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I’m a Christian but like, why bring it up here

  • @Luxembourgishsmartass

    @Luxembourgishsmartass

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 this pfp represents nightmares

  • @detectivemememachin5011
    @detectivemememachin50114 жыл бұрын

    Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family" Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

  • @davidgannonreal

    @davidgannonreal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rest of the family: Haha good job we were trying to do that for a while now

  • @detectivemememachin5011

    @detectivemememachin5011

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@davidgannonreal The mother: Brody what did you say this time?

  • @inputone3834

    @inputone3834

    4 жыл бұрын

    Detective Meme Machin yes that is what he said

  • @charredmonkey53

    @charredmonkey53

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @maxanimatics3781

    @maxanimatics3781

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAHA Nice

  • @endofthezirp
    @endofthezirp4 ай бұрын

    Who wants so much luck 🍀

  • @jumpoffmyshytdude

    @jumpoffmyshytdude

    Ай бұрын

    Me

  • @jackawesomeness6168

    @jackawesomeness6168

    25 күн бұрын

    Me

  • @Qqtujiiuu

    @Qqtujiiuu

    24 күн бұрын

    MeeeeeeeeeEEEeEeEeE

  • @Bazzieisaweirdo312
    @Bazzieisaweirdo3123 ай бұрын

    Am Inter only one who noticed that all of the kids names start with a B?

  • @hasgamerforever

    @hasgamerforever

    Ай бұрын

    No

  • @EggsOnBacon

    @EggsOnBacon

    Ай бұрын

    No

  • @anjelloproductions
    @anjelloproductions4 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: “Any moment we could-“ *BLOWS UP* Me: That escalated quickly

  • @neo7287

    @neo7287

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey I watch your vids also lol

  • @fathernugget3979

    @fathernugget3979

    4 жыл бұрын

    This guy sounds like he’s 16

  • @wubble5241
    @wubble52414 жыл бұрын

    "I'm glad I'm not dead... yet" *_[Don't you dare]_*

  • @thatoneweirdo7701

    @thatoneweirdo7701

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haaaa 😈

  • @aaronkenworthy203

    @aaronkenworthy203

    4 жыл бұрын

    *other friends*

  • @megacooper6996

    @megacooper6996

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aaron Kenworthy that's right I heard the story over and over again

  • @Neon-Plays-And-Animates.

    @Neon-Plays-And-Animates.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah boi

  • @cryste11a

    @cryste11a

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bryson-2020

  • @Silix315
    @Silix315Ай бұрын

    Wait, let me list how often I nearly died: falling off a cliff (ER) nearly falling off a balcony from 20m nearly getting run over twice falling off the scooter and rolling down the mountain (ER) complications in one of my 8 surgeries (I'm normal; I don't have any chronic diseases, I'm just really clumsy and often break a bone). So in conclusion, I nearly died 6 times, went to the ER twice, and was once in the Trauma room. So yeah, I don't know how I'm still alive.

  • @pardonchivaka8952
    @pardonchivaka89524 ай бұрын

    Well I am glad to hear that everyone single one of you are safe ❤

  • @c_testtt
    @c_testtt4 жыл бұрын

    “Or was I protected by a guardian angel?” *BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*

  • @Biskye

    @Biskye

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @ikmopasP

    @ikmopasP

    4 жыл бұрын

    No it was me

  • @lepickle4415

    @lepickle4415

    4 жыл бұрын

    A guardian ham

  • @equinoxonroblox

    @equinoxonroblox

    4 жыл бұрын

    *H a m*

  • @zingy5000

    @zingy5000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or was I protected by a guardian ham

  • @Crow_ferret
    @Crow_ferret10 ай бұрын

    Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else

  • @Amela759

    @Amela759

    8 ай бұрын

    Hell yes

  • @reosemuel

    @reosemuel

    8 ай бұрын

    god kept the guy. god has plans for the guy too 💥💥

  • @snowingtundra4355

    @snowingtundra4355

    8 ай бұрын

    O

  • @Bloopeker

    @Bloopeker

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@UndercraftYT ?

  • @macaiahwells4295

    @macaiahwells4295

    7 ай бұрын

    ikr

  • @Monty14R
    @Monty14R4 ай бұрын

    “Brody! Stop.”

  • @elljaynewhitex

    @elljaynewhitex

    Ай бұрын

    “BRODY!” *slaps*

  • @hoagtech
    @hoagtechАй бұрын

    i love your channel it's the best

  • @lifedoom2922
    @lifedoom29224 жыл бұрын

    "Don't die, it's bad for your health." *thanks I'll try that*

  • @japaneseperson3277

    @japaneseperson3277

    4 жыл бұрын

    *_H e l t h 100_* This is a joke, oof.

  • @squagoon

    @squagoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s pretty hard to do, good luck.

  • @SteamEngine2607
    @SteamEngine26073 жыл бұрын

    "almost never died again" -Bryson 2020

  • @SteamEngine2607

    @SteamEngine2607

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Cooking With TheYeetHead but uploaded on 2020

  • @boonejackman6563

    @boonejackman6563

    3 жыл бұрын

    *never almost died again.

  • @fartsmella231

    @fartsmella231

    3 жыл бұрын

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @naritahangchuon4041

    @naritahangchuon4041

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rip brison 2020_2020

  • @sofianarvaiza8495

    @sofianarvaiza8495

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @mrdave8765
    @mrdave87652 ай бұрын

    why do i feel this nostagic moment when i wached this nearly 4 years ago, and sortly before now i wanted to say "life isnt worth it lets just jump out of my window thats over 10 meters above the ground like my brother when he was like 6 years old but never ended up doing it". Ahh those times

  • @CaatKitty0
    @CaatKitty010 күн бұрын

    I'm watching this 4 years after it came out. His voice is so light

  • @sukokium
    @sukokium2 жыл бұрын

    the disk: "Don't die, it’s bad for your health." me: "sarcasm"

  • @DriverNeku
    @DriverNeku4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm afraid people can't escape death Jerry.." "But not haminations, he can outrun death" *Meanwhile* Reaper: come back here Haminations: nah

  • @x1h122

    @x1h122

    4 жыл бұрын

    Reaper: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL JUICE Haminations: ok if you can catch me *starts Naruto running* Continue the story now boio

  • @DriverNeku

    @DriverNeku

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had to like my own comment to get 69 likes, forgive me for I have sinned

  • @x1h122

    @x1h122

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DriverNeku i forgive

  • @runarigus

    @runarigus

    4 жыл бұрын

    **police appear and shoot bryson in the head**

  • @Jazzzzzy

    @Jazzzzzy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hamination: “nah I don’t really feel like it”

  • @eltongumbira3826
    @eltongumbira38264 ай бұрын

    love ur video

  • @Dylan577games
    @Dylan577gamesАй бұрын

    2:19 "Feed Gremlins" "Find Bed For Gremlins"

  • @awful_artist
    @awful_artist4 жыл бұрын

    Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*

  • @Ob1tuber

    @Ob1tuber

    4 жыл бұрын

    No What the f**k happened to the floor

  • @tutie154

    @tutie154

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHOEVER LIKE THIS COMENT SO MAKE IT MAKES 123!!!!!!!

  • @waddleboi5087

    @waddleboi5087

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ob1tuber *yes*

  • @keizer-wraith4248

    @keizer-wraith4248

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I gave him his 300th like

  • @ultimatewolfgaming4171

    @ultimatewolfgaming4171

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: Dreaming is just logging out of your body. Ulti-Wolf: Dying is just your soul being transferred to the next Plane of Reality. Anti-Wolf: Murder is just forcing someone's soul out of their body early. Wolf 2: Dreams are but a state in between life and death. When you fall asleep, your soul leaves your body, and you are just awaiting the right opportunity for your soul, and your consciousness with it, to be transferred to the next plane of reality upwards.

  • @GOGGLES_5
    @GOGGLES_52 жыл бұрын

    The third one is basically Bryson's 1st encounter with a karen.

  • @christineaiello1888

    @christineaiello1888

    2 жыл бұрын

    IK

  • @RandomVideosFC

    @RandomVideosFC

    2 жыл бұрын

    The karen should have arrested if the Karen killed Bryson and bryson's brother

  • @SpaceBarVR

    @SpaceBarVR

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao yup

  • @muddyknowitall815

    @muddyknowitall815

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @GlitchedCuber

    @GlitchedCuber

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah thats kinda tru

  • @veduraptor5646
    @veduraptor564624 күн бұрын

    Fun fact, one day when i was 5 years opd there was a really big metal thing that looked like scaffolding except metal and made for holding stuff. So i was just having fun pulling that thing and it came crashing down and just saying that thing was like 15x the size of my dad and he is 6ft so the stupid me was unfazed and the thing fell directly on top of me but thanks to some angel out there my head came right in the middle of one of the gaps and then my grandfather scolded the hell out of me but i still remember that moment everyday and think of how lucky i am

  • @jaydonkelly2299
    @jaydonkelly22994 ай бұрын

    I love your videos😊

  • @neutralnoob4599
    @neutralnoob45994 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Not even a single soul: Brody: *Is hE deD?*

  • @noexceptions6956

    @noexceptions6956

    4 жыл бұрын

    Love my hero academia

  • @neutralnoob4599

    @neutralnoob4599

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr, it's amazing

  • @mairamoran1444

    @mairamoran1444

    4 жыл бұрын

    *[B R O D Y S T O P]*

  • @patrickwitmermaidman3773

    @patrickwitmermaidman3773

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brody stop

  • @keikei-se6ui

    @keikei-se6ui

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's dead 🤓

  • @destinygc6082
    @destinygc60824 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: I almost died Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved James: ._. *Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

  • @kevincornell6238

    @kevincornell6238

    4 жыл бұрын

    DestinyWarrior 08 Illy: Hah! I attempted literal suicide! Beat that.

  • @gollygreengiant3177

    @gollygreengiant3177

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kevincornell6238 that's not funny

  • @joesimpson2009

    @joesimpson2009

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kevincornell6238 AcTu4ALly tAt w4Z shgurr

  • @brittanydalton3419

    @brittanydalton3419

    4 жыл бұрын

    DestinyWarrior 08 well do you remember when he stood on a glass hamster container and broke it and the glass shattered on his foot. Sounds pretty traumatic to me 😂

  • @kevincornell6238

    @kevincornell6238

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dumbness Playz umm.. I never said it was and I’m sorry if you don’t have the same sense of humor as me.. she worked out her problems I didn’t mean to off end anyone in any way, shape, or form.

  • @soptheace3594
    @soptheace35942 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: doesn’t die The grim reaper to themself: you had one job

  • @nicefloweytheoverseer7632

    @nicefloweytheoverseer7632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Grim Reaper only collects the dead souls, he doesnt kill them.

  • @blweedingzzz
    @blweedingzzz3 жыл бұрын

    “Life is a great thing and we need to cherish it!” - Almost Dies- lol

  • @Andrew-hi2zb

    @Andrew-hi2zb

    3 жыл бұрын

    I also maybe alsmost die like i fall out a chair for 7 days

  • @therandomanimator6932

    @therandomanimator6932

    3 жыл бұрын

    Explode

  • @noo282

    @noo282

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep bahahaha

  • @noo282

    @noo282

    3 жыл бұрын

    Than dis

  • @Zallviii

    @Zallviii

    3 жыл бұрын

    my dad has drowned......twice

  • @YourGurlCE
    @YourGurlCE4 ай бұрын

    This was definitely God.😇😇😊😊🙏

  • @Archie.-yb3zo

    @Archie.-yb3zo

    13 күн бұрын

    Or maybe satan didn’t want him😈

  • @mad.2.cool.4.u7

    @mad.2.cool.4.u7

    13 күн бұрын

    oh😊

  • @UltraPlasmaMan
    @UltraPlasmaMan26 күн бұрын

    Thank God you were able to live to give us these awesome animations. God is good man :)

  • @abandonedaccount9013
    @abandonedaccount90133 жыл бұрын

    “Brody Stop!” Best quote of the whole year.

  • @Sam-fr1cv

    @Sam-fr1cv

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hehe funni Driving off the Road Go brrrr

  • @thebestog8618

    @thebestog8618

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha Nice👌🏼

  • @hungrye2494

    @hungrye2494

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't u dare like this reply or i will call u sus

  • @garbage_goat8386

    @garbage_goat8386

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hungrye2494 E.

  • @gooberousspvnkiifan

    @gooberousspvnkiifan

    3 жыл бұрын

    This was a year ago and ppl are still commeting

  • @planetpaws4948
    @planetpaws49484 жыл бұрын

    “Was I stopped by a guardian angel, or was it luck?” Me: *I N S T I N C T*

  • @user-hn7uu3ob4h

    @user-hn7uu3ob4h

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well its true,I dodged a mitorcycle and a car using instinct and im fairly good at dodging punches but im hella weak and skinny

  • @APerson-if4qs

    @APerson-if4qs

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is instinct, I know because I always doge video game bosses random attacks by instinct

  • @richiele2131

    @richiele2131

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know what I’m doing. Help me. Same

  • @Lainonline_

    @Lainonline_

    4 жыл бұрын

    O M G

  • @outloudreadingwithzennaand8994
    @outloudreadingwithzennaand89944 ай бұрын

    i love your videos bryson

  • @Lego_plane_disasters
    @Lego_plane_disasters4 ай бұрын

    I almost died 2 times #1. I almost died when I was five and I was just learning to ride a bike without training wheels and all of a sudden I rode on to the road and I topped on to the floor while a car was driving towards me. Thankfully, the car stopped very close to my body! #2. When I was in preschool one day, our class went out to the playground and it had just stopped raining a couple of minutes ago. I was climbing a very small rock wall and my hands slipped off the rock thing and my chin hit a rock thing and I started losing blood at an alarming rate. Somehow, the doctors got my chin patched up and now I have this scar on my chin. Thank you god for letting me live

  • @BubblegumTinglesII

    @BubblegumTinglesII

    Ай бұрын

    🎉❤😊

  • @trinigomez839
    @trinigomez8394 жыл бұрын

    Me: *see title* Me: mood *me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*

  • @saction5352

    @saction5352

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Flash backs to where I almost died in a fire, was about to get murdered, and almost got trampled by cars* I have mood

  • @sebastianostos3169

    @sebastianostos3169

    4 жыл бұрын

    I remeber i almost died by almost getting ran over bu a car

  • @sebastianostos3169

    @sebastianostos3169

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh and the carrot choking make me remember about jaiden animation's sub teacher video

  • @antgomez9631

    @antgomez9631

    4 жыл бұрын

    I almost die becuz my bro knife in my ear and a reeeee

  • @funeral6907

    @funeral6907

    4 жыл бұрын

    flashback where I choked on a chip today lmao-

  • @RepxQnc
    @RepxQnc4 жыл бұрын

    Title: "I almost died 3 times" Me: "yo thats a pro gamer move dawg"

  • @h5xn

    @h5xn

    4 жыл бұрын

    *pro gamer move

  • @wolup

    @wolup

    4 жыл бұрын

    *dwag

  • @Supermelsa2productionsandmore
    @Supermelsa2productionsandmore19 күн бұрын

    The parts when brody keeps thinking bryson being dead was cool

  • @JoaoNeto-wq4qi
    @JoaoNeto-wq4qi14 күн бұрын

    OK Bryson’s first story his mom knew that he was not gonna listen so she said those baskets up perfectly. She knew she was just being a mom.

  • @trap8613
    @trap86133 жыл бұрын

    No one: Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*

  • @godbro.

    @godbro.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @MCCLARIN JORDANN r/woooosh

  • @sciencelover3558

    @sciencelover3558

    3 жыл бұрын

    dead meme and LIKE BEGGER.

  • @godbro.

    @godbro.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sciencelover3558 how is that a meme and how is she begging? Also u think she's begging but check your name

  • @trap8613

    @trap8613

    3 жыл бұрын

    I forgot I commented this- And this is just a comment. I didn’t even think about begging for likes.

  • @lucron12

    @lucron12

    3 жыл бұрын

    She isn’t begging

  • @smthpy
    @smthpy4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm glad I'm not dead, yet" Coronavirus: *You are about to enjoy total death*

  • @SCP--ui5jr

    @SCP--ui5jr

    4 жыл бұрын

    True dat

  • @TA37GD__CricketSurry

    @TA37GD__CricketSurry

    4 жыл бұрын

    LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

  • @gio_playsl1128

    @gio_playsl1128

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Just-Felix

    @Just-Felix

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is less dangerous then car crashes

  • @smthpy

    @smthpy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Just-Felix true

  • @GHRBJRC
    @GHRBJRC3 ай бұрын

    One second later, and you almost died the way he said oh great he’s dead. I love it. That got my toes off.💀

  • @lilydanceandacting
    @lilydanceandacting2 күн бұрын

    I have a storyyyy When I was 10 my family went on a cruise we passed Florida so my family went to the beach nearby. It started off normally, the usual making sandcastles, collecting shells, and swimming. My dad and I wanted to surf but my mom said no because my dad and I didn’t have surfing experience. So we just jumped into waves. A giant wave which was about 6 feet tall. my dad tripped on a rock and landed on top me and the wave hit me so I couldn’t move. My dad grabbed me and then pulled me to shore. If my dad didn’t save me I could’ve either died or broken my back.

  • @laurablackmon69
    @laurablackmon692 жыл бұрын

    6:30 Bryson: “Whatever it was, I’m glad I’m not dead… YET…” *dies of death*

  • @guysimlemonreal

    @guysimlemonreal

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Beeny the JellyBean kk

  • @MeleeFox2004

    @MeleeFox2004

    Жыл бұрын

    Bryson was slain by slain

  • @jackgacha9981

    @jackgacha9981

    Жыл бұрын

    It is true he would have died from bad luck or age

  • @leviathanstudios7396
    @leviathanstudios73964 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: runs across the street while someone is speeding Guardian angel: what I’m about to do is called a pro gamer move

  • @Alvionalx

    @Alvionalx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @HollyLamovsky

    @HollyLamovsky

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: *ALMOST OOFS*

  • @jellyburrito7808

    @jellyburrito7808

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bryson Hen Guardian Angel Was Like Nope: (OOFS)

  • @tposecat2276

    @tposecat2276

    4 жыл бұрын

    *OH YEAH IT’S BIG BRAIN TIME*

  • @TealEyesPersonal

    @TealEyesPersonal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Let me stop you right there

  • @jeffcoughlin1728
    @jeffcoughlin172819 күн бұрын

    Last year I didn't love your animation 5 years ago I love your newer animation

  • @jimmykindred1028
    @jimmykindred1028Күн бұрын

    Bro your videos are so good and funny 😆

  • @devyn.
    @devyn.2 жыл бұрын

    Cabinet: *Falls over* Baskets: *"Come, this is no place to die."*

  • @duccoidrewwheniwassix3108

    @duccoidrewwheniwassix3108

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated

  • @jodismith147

    @jodismith147

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brody:is he dead *I hope*

  • @BowlCat
    @BowlCat2 жыл бұрын

    Anvil: Falls near Bryson Byrson: "I almost died right now"Still calm

  • @yippeekayay

    @yippeekayay

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes byrson

  • @hithere2972

    @hithere2972

    2 жыл бұрын

    *explodes*

  • @crobosnian77

    @crobosnian77

    2 жыл бұрын

    Funny...I dont remember the name beer-son

  • @BowlCat

    @BowlCat

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crobosnian77 I love typos

  • @Delusional_Demon175
    @Delusional_Demon1753 ай бұрын

    I just wanted to relate because I also almost died a couple times, but I will just share one time that I almost died. So me, my brother, and my sister were home alone because my mom and dad were going to a friend's wedding. I remember that I was playing around with my lego sets and there was a small minifigure that i really liked. Then i proceded to take the minifigure apart then swallow. My brother heard the imminent coughing and came to check on the situation. He found his lego set ruined and a minifigure missing. He then thought it would be a good idea to punch me because the hard work that I destroyed. Then when he punched me the 4th time, I tripped and fell of my bed and alas, 2 halves of a lego minifigure with a load of spit on them.

  • @pineconesjay
    @pineconesjay23 күн бұрын

    The best thing in haminations is the introduction

  • @shade1elispe369
    @shade1elispe369 Жыл бұрын

    To answer Brysons question about why he stopped: Keep in mind that this is only a possibility based on rudimentary knowledge. But, not many people know or pay attention to this, but your skin can actually warn you of danger. Its part of the human body’s defense system. There are times when your skin will sense something that your other senses don’t warn you about. So you’ll get this sudden feeling to either do something or stop what you’re doing currently without knowing why. It’s actually why people turn around to face someone who has been staring at them without their knowledge, their skin warned them of something they were unable to see or hear. You may have not seen or heard the car but your skin noticed it’s presence and warned you before it was too late. Then again, this is only a possibility but science supports it 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk

    @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk

    7 ай бұрын

    I don’t like you understand what you just said that’s really big sentence but here’s a short sentence

  • @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk

    @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk

    7 ай бұрын

    Your brain can you catch of a car you would like make your body stop or it could just be a guardian angel

  • @TREYTYLER-ls9us

    @TREYTYLER-ls9us

    7 ай бұрын

    also couldnt your subconsiouse mind stop you before you consicley think about it

  • @reginazdrojowy9040

    @reginazdrojowy9040

    3 ай бұрын

    Ye

  • @nektaa_6

    @nektaa_6

    2 ай бұрын

    So I have spidersence? Cool

  • @cloudtie990
    @cloudtie9902 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: it’s for you to choose a guardian angel or luck Me: ultra instinct

  • @joebreaux5486

    @joebreaux5486

    2 жыл бұрын

    person that I'm replying to: ULTRA INSTINCT me: *plays theme music of ultra instinct*

  • @Sofia-hh3kc
    @Sofia-hh3kc8 күн бұрын

    Bro could become Shakespeare with that intro

  • @user-wm9cg4cy2x
    @user-wm9cg4cy2xАй бұрын

    I like how you included the missing brick on the step at your old house which you talk about in another video... and how you smashed the replacement with the sledge hammer. Haha sledge HAM-mer.

  • @arathysr7102
    @arathysr71024 жыл бұрын

    Bryson:I almost died 3 times! 1M people: Interesting...

  • @Chineseconcrete

    @Chineseconcrete

    4 жыл бұрын

    How original

  • @garfeltrealtbh

    @garfeltrealtbh

    4 жыл бұрын

    *copied 100*

  • @showerybrake7674

    @showerybrake7674

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh wow, so funny, it’s not like I’ve seen this comment 100 TIMES.

  • @sxgtheduelmaster2375

    @sxgtheduelmaster2375

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD 1.5M

  • @sxgtheduelmaster2375

    @sxgtheduelmaster2375

    4 жыл бұрын

    So what if he copied

  • @gemmadapotato8193
    @gemmadapotato81933 жыл бұрын

    Someone: did you die? Bryson: *well yes, but actually no.*

  • @cashmoneyanimates1710

    @cashmoneyanimates1710

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well no but actually no

  • @lecukumbre30

    @lecukumbre30

    3 жыл бұрын

    This has 69 likes, don't you dare ruin it

  • @bluecoldtails6884

    @bluecoldtails6884

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated

  • @zealous5638

    @zealous5638

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brody: Awww.

  • @SuperNoora88

    @SuperNoora88

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cashmoneyanimates1710 that was funnier than the actual comment ( _my opinion_ )

  • @ThatOneAquaMonk
    @ThatOneAquaMonkАй бұрын

    The description, “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health” :D, THAT LINE IS INSPIRING

  • @CassidyAFK
    @CassidyAFKКүн бұрын

    I miss when Bryson had a little tiny high pitched voice that could shatter anyones ears with just talking

  • @hgbcjbx
    @hgbcjbx4 жыл бұрын

    "Life is great!" Me with diabetes: *okay then*

  • @electrocuti

    @electrocuti

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Rohan Mistry rip gramps

  • @hgbcjbx

    @hgbcjbx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Rohan Mistry oh no! im sorry for your loss

  • @ykitsgrant

    @ykitsgrant

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jack Squires I have it too...

  • @itsfleurwhatever549

    @itsfleurwhatever549

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Rohan Mistry omg srry for ur loss :(

  • @imakemusicfm

    @imakemusicfm

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Rohan Mistry omg 😭

  • @cutiepatootie4094
    @cutiepatootie40942 жыл бұрын

    'Dont die, it's bad for your health' Man I almost suffocated on my popcorn reading that.

  • @jameswoodhouse4737

    @jameswoodhouse4737

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean is he wrong?

  • @somethingenglish9723

    @somethingenglish9723

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don’t suffocate on your popcorn, it’s bad for your health.

  • @J0hnB09

    @J0hnB09

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelokawa6870 almost? *ALMOST?*

  • @StarboundRoxie

    @StarboundRoxie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@J0hnB09 Yeah dying can be fatal almost all of the time but I died but it wasn't fatal

  • @Yohan-qp7iv

    @Yohan-qp7iv

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤨 wha-

  • @user-MrArono
    @user-MrArono3 ай бұрын

    I nearly died 20 times😅

  • @user-vk9kr2kz7u

    @user-vk9kr2kz7u

    Ай бұрын

    Your guardian angel is built different-

  • @SunbeamVR
    @SunbeamVR5 ай бұрын

    Idk if anyone noticed but the house is the same from the brick video which I thought was a pretty cool detail and they added the missing brick too!

  • @movedto2daccfixer_mixer299
    @movedto2daccfixer_mixer2994 жыл бұрын

    4:32 Kyle : *so anyways i killed Bryson* Brody : nice bryson’s mom : *BRODY STOP*

  • @therealgishere334games8

    @therealgishere334games8

    4 жыл бұрын

    4:34

  • @Cole_Is_A_Mole

    @Cole_Is_A_Mole

    5 ай бұрын

    @@therealgishere334games8no. You're wrong

  • @sanazrezaeefard7798
    @sanazrezaeefard7798Ай бұрын

    That end part was COOL

  • @Debio4ko
    @Debio4koАй бұрын

    At first I thought that he is just a character with an imagined story but then when I got deeper into his channel I discovered that those stories are based on a real life stories!

  • @ghost3578
    @ghost35784 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: Everybody 13+ Every kid under 13: What I’m gonna do is called a pro gamer move.

  • @p0tomeat

    @p0tomeat

    4 жыл бұрын

    Burnt Pancakuu ᴥ so me who is 11

  • @srinithiramaiah5874

    @srinithiramaiah5874

    4 жыл бұрын

    9

  • @aboe81

    @aboe81

    4 жыл бұрын

    8

  • @tacobdf6464

    @tacobdf6464

    4 жыл бұрын

    8 bruh

  • @ghost3578

    @ghost3578

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its a joke please do not go after me

  • @JJ-ml7pq
    @JJ-ml7pq3 жыл бұрын

    “The sound shattered the air and shook me to the core.” I *love* that line.

  • @JANCOff1al

    @JANCOff1al

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is your line?

  • @nuvlae

    @nuvlae

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JANCOff1al what

  • @Oliver-ze7ld
    @Oliver-ze7ldАй бұрын

    I love how he uses Zelda music, and so many of his videos

  • @CubeStew
    @CubeStew2 ай бұрын

    For people who wanna know the end text says: And give him your credit card number with the expiration date and the 3 wacky digits on the back.

  • @asaltylego4751
    @asaltylego47514 жыл бұрын

    Me: [sees the title] Me: Haha. Mood. (Vietnam flashbacks to nearly getting hit by a truck at 2, taking a pill at three, and either probably going to fall or starve to death while bouldering)

  • @vidalmis2470

    @vidalmis2470

    2 жыл бұрын

    uh WHAT!?

  • @spinnerfiget6063
    @spinnerfiget60634 жыл бұрын

    “Don’t die it’s bad for your health” -Bryson Beautiful

  • @kittenloverfreyaowo5267

    @kittenloverfreyaowo5267

    4 жыл бұрын

    That profile picture tho is super adorbs

  • @stormthefox1482

    @stormthefox1482

    4 жыл бұрын

    uwu

  • @habibdavila1405
    @habibdavila1405Ай бұрын

    Bro Bryson’s voice was so funny, he actually sounded like a kid or a preadolescent

  • @juanito123w
    @juanito123w5 ай бұрын

    I love hamianimations becouse he has a ham and i like ham

  • @sarahstilllost3157
    @sarahstilllost31573 жыл бұрын

    Me forgetting he is literally 19 : "Wait, taxes, isn't he only like 16..?" Him: "EXCUSE ME"

  • @astromakes3954

    @astromakes3954

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @salazasauceproductions5100

    @salazasauceproductions5100

    3 жыл бұрын

    HE'S 19 I THOUGHT HE WAS 13/14

  • @sarahstilllost3157

    @sarahstilllost3157

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@salazasauceproductions5100 You're not alone, we all did

  • @kloc1245
    @kloc12454 жыл бұрын

    Everyone who doesn’t subscribe: eh he won’t die. Bryson: *dies from taxes*

  • @19NooNaDa

    @19NooNaDa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Besrat Fanta ik this isn’t reddit but r/ihadastroke r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @gregoryhuckleberry

    @gregoryhuckleberry

    4 жыл бұрын

    ilkunoonada Ku bro- nothing in that was a stroke or young like-

  • @Narumaq123

    @Narumaq123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Besrat Fanta What?

  • @19NooNaDa

    @19NooNaDa

    4 жыл бұрын

    •cherrii vanilla’s world aj• i’m stupid okay-

  • @gregoryhuckleberry

    @gregoryhuckleberry

    4 жыл бұрын

    ilkunoonada Ku no your not

  • @lacerich5628
    @lacerich56283 ай бұрын

    Several brysons were "almost" harmed in the making of this video.

  • @brayden2036
    @brayden20362 ай бұрын

    I’m been watching this video so much and I’ve been watching it since I was like seven and today I’m 13 so I’m officially old enough to watch it

  • @McleansTD
    @McleansTD3 жыл бұрын

    My sister, when she was 4 years old almost drowned in a lake, but my dad dived in and saved her life. Also, once, I was at the zoo at the bear part, and then I put my hand down, and my glove fell off, I then attempted to grab my glove and would’ve fallen hadn’t my dad grabbed me. My brother once climbed a tree that was super high. He then fell. My dad then ran to him, grabbed him and saved his life. Super Dad to the rescue 🤣

  • @the_marketplace407

    @the_marketplace407

    3 жыл бұрын

    This needs more likes

  • @spectorhello3215

    @spectorhello3215

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dad to the rescue!!!!!!!!

  • @idkKag

    @idkKag

    3 жыл бұрын

    underrated comment

  • @AntiFurSolider

    @AntiFurSolider

    3 жыл бұрын

    The life of disaster

  • @jacobisverycool

    @jacobisverycool

    3 жыл бұрын

    Super dad!!!

  • @mythicrienanimations8593
    @mythicrienanimations85934 жыл бұрын

    Me: *opens KZread* KZread: "Here's the best young KZreadr ever!" Me: ;\/;

  • @marcoanimacoes5690

    @marcoanimacoes5690

    4 жыл бұрын

    H E R E S T H E B E

  • @phonegloomy

    @phonegloomy

    4 жыл бұрын

    t h e 🅱️

  • @IansProductions

    @IansProductions

    4 жыл бұрын

    WEIRDmythical Human no me

  • @IansProductions

    @IansProductions

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mykal no because the comment said here’s the youngest KZreadr ever talking about Bryson I’m 7

  • @KingMonke

    @KingMonke

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ian Ickler he meant best ._.

  • @NERDALLERT
    @NERDALLERTАй бұрын

    The picture on the wall is beautiful ✨

  • @GreenCat8000
    @GreenCat80004 ай бұрын

    OMG JESUS HAD SAVED BRYSON 3 TIMES HE IS LUCKYYYYY

  • @mollygartrell7701
    @mollygartrell77012 жыл бұрын

    Kyle: so any way I killed Bryson Brody: haha nice Bryson’s mum: Brody stop

  • @vanthemanproductions9185
    @vanthemanproductions91853 жыл бұрын

    Bryson: has a whole monologue about death in the start "Sir this is a wendys" Edit: I know nobody cares but holy crap the likes!! Thank you guys so much

  • @thedriestpuddle3560

    @thedriestpuddle3560

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @lif3y3

    @lif3y3

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Sir please step out of the storage*

  • @shoarmabroodje-xg8oq
    @shoarmabroodje-xg8oq2 ай бұрын

    Not luck, nor fate, PURE SKILL

  • @kirstencantong2570
    @kirstencantong257024 күн бұрын

    I love how he makes his younger-self with ears but his normal figure without ears.😂

  • @ilike_potatoes
    @ilike_potatoes3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm glad I'm not dead." *YET*

  • @funnithefunniest5494

    @funnithefunniest5494

    3 жыл бұрын

    *BOOM*

  • @deliamantes6708

    @deliamantes6708

    3 жыл бұрын

    *explosion*

  • @mattheweirdo

    @mattheweirdo

    3 жыл бұрын

    BOoOOOOOoM

  • @funnithefunniest5494

    @funnithefunniest5494

    3 жыл бұрын

    Delia Mantes why do people copy my comment

  • @funnithefunniest5494

    @funnithefunniest5494

    3 жыл бұрын

    GhostTown bruh i already said this

  • @jadyn8642
    @jadyn86424 жыл бұрын

    KZread: Hey this guy has 23 comments Me: Can I see? KZread: Uhh no Me: Wait what? KZread: DID I STUTTER

  • @ebyttwooosix8141

    @ebyttwooosix8141

    4 жыл бұрын

    Digit Beasts no

  • @smoothjazz6931

    @smoothjazz6931

    4 жыл бұрын

    EBYT TWOOOSIX yes

  • @melspary3420

    @melspary3420

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@niety5914 wow

  • @marcusaha9498

    @marcusaha9498

    4 жыл бұрын

    This vid 25 minus ago comment 27 minus ago

  • @bigchungus5435

    @bigchungus5435

    4 жыл бұрын

    1:41

  • @philipbwilcox
    @philipbwilcox4 ай бұрын

    Bro this is so relatable to me I’ve almost died like 8 times in my life.😂