So many of these must seem like threats to the employer

@cumunist2120

2 жыл бұрын

Especially the spongebob one

@alihughes3728

2 жыл бұрын

The communist manifesto for what is probably an office job ...

@MrCompassionate01

2 жыл бұрын

The submachine gun would concern me greatly

@arizonagreenbee

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting sent someone's fucking spine

@MathematicalJoeBiden

2 жыл бұрын

and the nude might seem like a bribe

If somebody submits their Tetris high score instead of their resume, you'd better hire them right then and there.

@themostbritishpersonalive868

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on what it is don't wanna hire someone whose bad at Tetris

@moonlightnymph7975

2 жыл бұрын

kinda curious what their high score was

@Kyara7

2 жыл бұрын

Battle in PPT2 and if they beat you they get the job

@birdman7192

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kyara7 If they beat you they get your job

@iikeeley8743

2 жыл бұрын

What if it's like 69, pretty low score.

Sending your resignation letter or an Excel spreadsheet of all your rejections instead of your cv sounds like something out of a sitcom where the writers really like irony.

@Attmay

Жыл бұрын

So basically every live-action American sitcom since about 1990 or so.

@bravingthehallways8169

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something George Costanza would do..🤣

@EdnaK728

6 ай бұрын

It seems like something Niles Crane would do if he had to apply for a new job He just doesn't seem like he'd be very good with computers

ENEMA FANFIC GIRL HERE TO SAY: I don’t care how embarrassing this experience was, this has given me and my friends amusement for so many years

@Coercioner

Жыл бұрын

I dont even want to ask why it was on your computer

@carlycarmine3858

Жыл бұрын

At least the fanfics I read are about fictional characters rather than real-life celebrities

@sharklover2984

Жыл бұрын

your name is lyric?

@elisecode2212

Жыл бұрын

It blasted me back to my p!atd fic-reading days

@ronan-outoftime

Жыл бұрын

why *were* they next to each other lmao

if you put your extreme kink fics in the same folder as your resume thats on you, honestly

@neonbunnies9596

2 жыл бұрын

Why do people have all these things in their downloads....

@haveagoodmourning

2 жыл бұрын

IT'S LITERALLY PANIC AT THE DISCO RPF 💀

@NoriMori1992

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I don't get it. I keep my resume and other job-related stuff in their own folder. Keeping it in downloads or desktop or anything else where crap ends up is asking for trouble.

@blobfish2611

2 жыл бұрын

and then they hire you with a smaller email saying ''we dont need your resume anymore''

@jordanr.2120

2 жыл бұрын

@@haveagoodmourning seeing that doc title brought back all of the memories of those dark bandom corners that even *i* never touched.

as soon as i read "ryan was kneeling in the bathtub" and heard "enema fanfic", i felt sheer panic burst through my veins at light speed

@suneater_zeef050

2 жыл бұрын

i had to google because i didn't know the word "enema" in english and now i feel like my entire innocence has been disrupted despite enemas not being the worst thing ive read about

@janakrug633

2 жыл бұрын

Oh God I was so glad I hadn't heard that sentence in years and then...

@vixonimus1089

2 жыл бұрын

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT. I WAS HAVING A NICE DAY. WE WERE *ALL* HAVING A NICE DAY.

@sundownerofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Would someone kindly explain what that is

@vixonimus1089

2 жыл бұрын

@@sundownerofficial i would advise against that; it is absolutely for the better that you do not know.

If you’re the kind of person who keeps enema fanfic on your computer you need to bury it a few folders deep, not only to avoid situations like these but also just out of common decency.

@anne-zh2kd

2 жыл бұрын

It's your computer. Ya want enema fanfic, you have some enema fanfic.

@thereyvan

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, especially THAT enema fanfic. it's surprisingly well-written, but it's still a milk enema with two members(one former) of Panic! At The Disco

@seignee

Жыл бұрын

@@thereyvan ...what is a "milk enema"

@SeamButton

Жыл бұрын

@@seignee milk up the ass, not the bottle, the liquid j wish I didn't know.

@KasumiRINA

Жыл бұрын

I mean, if it's enema then burying it deep is part of it's job, no?

I think we ought to begin hiring people based on their Tetris high score

@elmark3550

2 жыл бұрын

The world would be a better place

@Xnoob545

Жыл бұрын

Do people with a maxout get automatically hired?

How can one person be so confident in themselves that they'd have their nudes and CV on the same device let alone have them close enough to confuse them

@hamburgerbroz6439

2 жыл бұрын

i actually like to give them the same name as well, for a bit of an extra challenge

@Sonja147

2 жыл бұрын

@@hamburgerbroz6439 😂

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

2 жыл бұрын

Not confident enough to put their nudes in their CV though smh

@StuffandThings_

2 жыл бұрын

Job search roulette sometimes, you gotta live a little

@stannosaurus

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the employer 🥲

I don't know why but the sheer range of ridiculous shit people have saved on their computers partially restores my faith in humanity

@oddcrafter1270

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I can help XD

@PoshBeard

2 жыл бұрын

Frankly it reduces mine

@IaIaIanopipipi

2 жыл бұрын

You have no idea of the unholy amount of random shit I have on my phone. More than 26k photos. 50% proud, 50% should beg for pardon.

@cakeeyplayz

2 жыл бұрын

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 is that a fake read more!?!? Read more...

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967

2 жыл бұрын

@@cakeeyplayz No

I feel like the image of Ditto is a power move. It says "I can do anything", very bold.

@liengandriod55

Жыл бұрын

Man I did not think of that

1:16 has to be one of the most accidentally genius passive aggressive CVs I've ever seen I love it how there's three categories - Randomness - Attack - wtf is that doing in the same folder

5:28 honestly sending in your DND character sheet implies it's the character applying for the job and I don't know about you but I'd hire the dwarf bard over some regular dude any day

@nilevelum

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@Mystery-Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Watch them come into work cosplaying as that character. Like someone just walks into work with a bow and some fake elf ears or someone who’s shorter comes in and just says their a halfling lmao.

@Mystery-Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

@Matix 777 Lmao work spees

@shohaammaiti6170

2 жыл бұрын

What if it's a man eating hungry orc with a particular taste in bosses.

@Mystery-Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@shohaammaiti6170 Consume the greedy capitalists

The "pissing on my grave" one really got me. One time in 8th grade, instead of sending my teacher a video of a rube Goldberg machine I made, I sent her one of me baby-talking to my cat about science.

@josiah9712

2 жыл бұрын

How do you baby talk to a cat about science? “Oh good kitty, didn’t you know force equal mass times acceleration?”

@Benutzername474

2 жыл бұрын

@@josiah9712 “meow.”

@thepoet6888

2 жыл бұрын

“Who’s a good kitty cat, If John took 12 applews and a train coming at 4.12 miles at 5 o’clock. Calculate the sun’s mass.”

@whyamidoingthis5236

2 жыл бұрын

Shame you didn't send me the footage. I could have used it for my a-level English language investigation

@theyofmanynames

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one it got. I laughed so hard at that it hurt.

A D&D character sheet is still a resume of yours, just not your IRL one.

I'd love to receive someones AD+D character sheet instead of their CV. The potential to call them up as a dungeon master and address them as their character would be the opportunity of a lifetime!

I want an explanation as to why "the problem with pissing on my grave is that you eventually run out of piss" made me laugh so hard my whole body hurt.

@Animotion3D

2 жыл бұрын

you're not alone ):)

@alanaflynn8878

2 жыл бұрын

That exact one I had to pause and rewatch the delivery. Absolute gold

@greattitan371

2 жыл бұрын

Funny

@ELing-ib1ki

2 жыл бұрын

because Margaret Thatcher

@asmolbean9300

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I'd run out tbh

I would hire every single one of these people on the spot.

@jeffboy4231

2 жыл бұрын

I would especially hire the guy wanting to have a... *Chat*

@an_amazing_ace7810

2 жыл бұрын

This is why you aren't in charge of hiring people.

@beek.4860

2 жыл бұрын

@@an_amazing_ace7810 sorry sir will i get the promotion next week instead?

@diegodeluquev1433

2 жыл бұрын

Don't know if hiring the girl that sent her nude would be a good idea or not.

@abnormallylargemonkey9334

2 жыл бұрын

Even the person that sent a nude?

Nothing sparks more fear in me than “Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub”

“Enema fanfic” was not a genre I needed to know existed

@bogwife7942

2 жыл бұрын

for your own good, just forget it ever existed. trust me

@anonymouscat3772

2 жыл бұрын

@@bogwife7942 yeah let’s just pretend that never happened

@ronan-outoftime

3 ай бұрын

maybe it's for the best you didn't know

@PalisadePeryton

Ай бұрын

There's fanfic of everything. _Everything._

Im goign to create a folder called “CV ROULETTE” on my computer. most of the files are copies of my CV but some are shitposts. it’ll make getting a job a bit more exciting

@StuffandThings_

2 жыл бұрын

Its all fun and games until you get hired by a place you sent the shitpost to

@suneater_zeef050

2 жыл бұрын

that's hilarious, good luck

@ernestoagapitogarcesconyad1710

2 жыл бұрын

@@StuffandThings_ then its even more fun and games

@GDNashit

2 жыл бұрын

It's already bad enough to apply by sending your CV 100% of the time...

@Ysckemia

2 жыл бұрын

this thread had me in tears :'D

i once sent my teacher a picture of bill nye with the text "consider the following: Pee your pants" instead of an assignment on accident. That teacher didnt like me before and certainly didnt like me after.

@OwlsAreCool1609

2 жыл бұрын

@Richard Traviz Celones i got an F on an assignment i actually did. It wasnet awsome

@angelicgalaxy4534

2 жыл бұрын

@@OwlsAreCool1609 Why didn't your teacher like you?

@uwuLikesEyebrowsuwu

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I know for a fact I have that pic saved saved somewhere on my computer. Teacher should have given you an A+ on the spot. Top tier meme.

@tricksfollies9549

2 жыл бұрын

If I was your teacher, I would've laughed my ass off and given you an A.

@HattieMcDanielonaMoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@tricksfollies9549 You'd get fired for that

imagine just looking through resumes and seeing the entire communist manifesto

@KasumiRINA

Жыл бұрын

Torn between wanting to hire someone who will accept not being paid and understanding that they would expect to not work either... And before you defend communism, they don't accept furries in USSR, anything except traditional family sent you to Siberia.

Are we gonna just gloss over the fact that this girl sent the milk fic to her boss?? 💀 💀

Sending the WWE logo instead of a CV is a pure power move.

@shaynehughes6645

2 жыл бұрын

Sending a follow-up to remind the CEO "your time is up, my time is now."

@bepisthescienceman4202

2 жыл бұрын

When you do that you have to wrestle the employer to get the job

@Journey_Awaits

2 жыл бұрын

And they hire you on the spot and you hit the boss with a stunner day 1

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

2 жыл бұрын

Or a threat

@Shiva_v_Bhatt

2 жыл бұрын

Same with the submachine gun one

The resignation letter is one of the better ones.

@Daro-Wolfe

2 жыл бұрын

That entire part of the video I could not stop laughing

@computethis1533

2 жыл бұрын

Damn dude quit before he was even hired. That's when you know the work environment is bad

@tangentfox4677

2 жыл бұрын

"We've received your resignation and have decided to reject your job application on the grounds that you will be leaving us in two weeks."

@PoptartParasol

2 жыл бұрын

The parking ticket really got me

@MrSpruce

2 жыл бұрын

Plenty of them made me laugh, but that was the only one that made me laugh with tears.

3:30 applying to be the armoured titan

@Midnight-nu7zk

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahahahaha 😂😭

@markomega8719

Ай бұрын

Well good luck to that guy competing with Gabi and Falco.

If that person that sent the Margaret Thatcher meme didn’t get hired, we riot

I remember being so upset that I sent a resume with 1 misspelling to a potential company during my job hunt in my last semester of college. I feel better about that now.

@user-wc3wu2mx3m

2 жыл бұрын

I can send the politest emails ever and still worry about coming across as rude. How could someone, let alone as many people as in this video, fuck up so bad??

@StuffandThings_

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-wc3wu2mx3m Well to begin with, they're on Twitter

@metaparalysis3441

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-wc3wu2mx3m and second you're probably canadian

@Subjagator

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-wc3wu2mx3m There are so many people in the world, chances are what we saw was just a fraction of a fraction of the shit that happens. Now I kinda feel a tiny bit sorry for the HR people dealing with job applications, maybe. I might start doing it on purpose now after seeing this.. Those 'entry-level' jobs paying barely above minimum wage but requiring 5+ years of intense and specific experience in a random field. Yeah, expect some weird shit in your inbox.

@callummclachlan4771

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-wc3wu2mx3m Yeah. Or I wonder, "Did I start it right?"

"huge amount of respect, but just in case it wasn't on purpose" LMAO

The person that sent a resignation letter be like: "You can't hire me, I quit!"

2:04 I'd hire him.

"Skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji"

@KR_Kosmik

2 жыл бұрын

I forgor 💀

@kierogd2292

2 жыл бұрын

I agan forgor 😔

@cameronjoiner7345

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I rember again 😁

@saturncvitor2096

2 жыл бұрын

shi I forgor agan 💀

@velvetdragon11

2 жыл бұрын

@@saturncvitor2096 o i rembre agin 😁

The biggest question is: Why do people have all these photos and videos in their download folders?

@nakazatotakeshi4286

2 жыл бұрын

What do you expect it's from Twitter users

@mimipeahes5848

2 жыл бұрын

@@nakazatotakeshi4286 Bro we’re in a youtube comments section is now the time to throw stones.

@gairisiuil

2 жыл бұрын

@@mimipeahes5848 people in in yt comments dont live in glass houses though, they just dont live in any house

@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465

2 жыл бұрын

somepeople mentioned it being on their desktop for easy acces

@neonbunnies9596

2 жыл бұрын

@@gairisiuil never have I seen such a good metaphor for KZread comments.

4:39 respect to these people actually letting them know and… I think they might’ve gave them a second chance xD

I just love the guy that went "I dunno why you sent a us picture of Simon Cowell with a beer, but huge amount of respect for that."

A lot of these you might be able to laugh it off if you have a cool boss but the person who sent their own nude absolutely has to just move on and never think about that company ever again

@badwolf4239

2 жыл бұрын

Unless they're applying for nude modeling jobs.

@colorbar.s

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't move on, I would just move.

@accountlol7409

2 жыл бұрын

At that point just love out of town,no state,no country

@thornprick2645

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the fanfic stuff might be worse god osnfhfjd

@thornprick2645

2 жыл бұрын

So bad

i once had to write a whole ass paragraph about computers n shit and i accidentally attached an ed sheeran in a gingerbread suit image and i got a 10/10

@user-sg7rl8be1s

2 жыл бұрын

No

@beau8782

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sg7rl8be1s wdym

@lememz

2 жыл бұрын

and then everyone clapped

@sirincompetent758

2 жыл бұрын

you have been declared a national hero

@SFSAtlas

2 жыл бұрын

You'll keep it on every server you use

4:53 - Christ, he looks like a cross between Daniel Radcliffe and David Tennant.

@youcantakemehottogo

2 жыл бұрын

**holds up sinus screwdriver** "EXPELLIARMUS"

@doctordavidchan1044

Жыл бұрын

I can never unsee this.

Okay, the only mistake that I can see genuinely happening is the “coronavirus statistics in September 2020” one, because if both the CV and the coronavirus statistics were labelled as CV in the documents folder (and then maybe coronavirus one had “_09_2020” to the end of it, or something like that) then I can understand accidentally attaching that instead of the CV. Anything else was just plain stupidity

@Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8

2 жыл бұрын

That's why that's one of the funniest, imo. It's so....genuinely plausible, I can't help but to laugh

@idontneedaname318

Жыл бұрын

A lot of people don't rename documents so they'll have an file named dhjab_1663.png and 627dhak_rhha_agaj.pdf(2) and one is their CV and one is a meme and they misclicked

Am I the only one who finds it weird that a lot of those people somehow managed to, out of all the files, send the absolute worst ones you could send to your employer?

@aromanticfranziskavonkarma

2 жыл бұрын

probably at least half if not more of them are fake, although they're still _incredibly_ fucking funny

@albingrahn5576

2 жыл бұрын

honestly i could see it happening. some people don't clear out their downloads folder and don't rename their files, so it only takes one mouse slip for them to accidentally pick "image (9).png" instead of "image (8).png" and upload the last meme they sent instead of their resume.

@nayussysuccer

2 жыл бұрын

This hasn't happened to me cuz I always double check but my files are so disorganized that it may happen at some point

@raychances6251

2 жыл бұрын

Considering the sheer number of people applying to jobs, there's always gotta be people who sent the wrong thing and people who sent the worst thing

@dr.alphys

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because of most of these are prob fake 😭

I'm saving that scrunchy Kermit pic. My scrunchy Kermit folder grows stronger every day...

@gaspshichat

2 жыл бұрын

why do you have a scrunchy kermit folder

@Dazork04

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaspshichat why don't you have a scrunchy kermit folder

@gaspshichat

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dazork04 troo

@terrarr

2 жыл бұрын

😳

@endertobias1908

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaspshichat for a freind

4:47 alright this one had me wheezing

6:33 IM DYING

@TurgsEpicYoutubeChannel

Жыл бұрын

cat

No wonder unemployment is so high right now. Also if I were to hire someone, I will certainly hire the person who sends me a Jamie Oliver recipe. That man's a legend.

@timetraveler_from_2012

2 жыл бұрын

If somebody sends me their enema fan fic then I would hire them out of fear

@greattitan371

2 жыл бұрын

It's like picking dodgeball teams. I call the guy that sent Simon Cowell with a beer!

@Schregger

2 жыл бұрын

But he fucked up Egg Fried Rice, how can you trust man that fucks up Egg Friend Rice? Also, the Algorithm is really funny sometimes...

@meetaverma8372

2 жыл бұрын

@@Schregger well, everyone makes mistakes

@elgordobondiola

2 жыл бұрын

@@GageLeFox i call the one that send the WWE logo

“Twitter: helping you feel better about your mistakes in life” I think that’s the opposite of what Twitter does to people…

@ravenID429

2 жыл бұрын

@Gizmo Cat Yeah at least they have that lol

@StuffandThings_

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on how you use the website. If you simply observe the cesspool instead of diving into it, that statement has some truth to it.

@ravenID429

2 жыл бұрын

@@StuffandThings_ Depends on where you go I guess

1:54 love that he actually pronounced it "ic an't"

I had a real story back when we were on quarantine. Me and my friends were memeing in our group sending each other pictures of coffins. Yknow. And after that I needed to capture my work, edit it so it'll look good on computer, compile the photos into a pdf file and send it up. Basically my compiling app broke and on the last page of my work pdf file was a picture of a pink coffin. I have another story with the same compiling app. I sent my work, it was unchecked, I also sent it to my friend and he told me "girl, there are 70 random drawings on the last page. It's very cute but are you sure they need to be here?". I went "oh sht" and changed the file immediately.

Pro tip: make a folder on your desktop that's called "CV", "resume", something along those lines. The only file that should be in it is your resume. This is so there is no way in hell that you accidentally send them furry futanari enema porn instead of your resume.

@Redokev

2 жыл бұрын

name every folder CV/ resume and its gonna be really fun

@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit

2 жыл бұрын

I have mine titled appropriately, filed in a specific subfolder, in my important document folder. I honestly don't know why more people don't do this.

@mangle9143

2 жыл бұрын

That's so specific it almost sounds like it's from experience

@meekleaf1346

2 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear: accidentally deleted my resume.

@fieratheproud

2 жыл бұрын

That is... almost suspiciously specific.

I applied to a job with a soup recipe and still got three interview invitations. No joke, I spoke about it on my linkedin.

@hawktalon7890

2 жыл бұрын

Was it a really good soup recipe?

@noori2105

2 жыл бұрын

@@hawktalon7890 probably

@StuffandThings_

2 жыл бұрын

Was it in the food industry, perhaps?

@cumunist2120

2 жыл бұрын

Either they really liked your soup or they were desperate for employees

@Rose-ec6he

2 жыл бұрын

@@cumunist2120 Or desperate for soup, perhaps

Hearing "enema" then seeing the name was such a quick shove into repressed memories and fear

@awesomeappaloosa7583

2 жыл бұрын

Well hello there, (possibly former) emo person

@hyper-revenge-sio

2 жыл бұрын

@@awesomeappaloosa7583 bonjour

@keepyoursunnydays3752

2 жыл бұрын

ME TOO I HATE IT

3:08 The “That… is a bad one.” KILLED me lmao

in fairness to the guy who uploaded their resignation letter, it does sort lexographically close to resume

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Only for the first three letters…

@steepslopesmm2

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB what else are you going to have between resume and resignation in your folder

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@steepslopesmm2 Not those two

@arizonagreenbee

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine receiving a fucking resignation letter as a résumé. I'd feel so fucking threatened.

@LeopardMask12

2 жыл бұрын

And they're two things likely to be found in the same folder, since they're both job-related. I can see the confusion happening, yeah.

Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub... memories that should have stayed repressed

@sophier996

2 жыл бұрын

NO NO NO DONT BRING IT BACK JUST LET IT DIE

@janakrug633

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@pisslordsupreme

2 жыл бұрын

i havent watched the full video yet and seeing this comment activated my fight or flight response

@lindseylindsey9200

2 жыл бұрын

Nice ryuji pfp (I think?)

@doki5369

2 жыл бұрын

Why thank you :)

This reminds me of a time when during a group project my group and I accidentally named the slideshow “baddie baka project” and we FORGOT TO CHANGE IT

6:45 I can imagine the doctor's thinking it was intended being like "Uh, guys this isn't any disease I've ever heard of... could it be like that tree man?"

@ronan-outoftime

Ай бұрын

"hey doctor isn't that a character in that musical you like?"

I was having a really terrible day but this made me laugh and I actually feel better now. So thank you, and all the people who sent weird things to potential employers, you at least made one person happier.

This is potentially the most simple but genius content I've seen on this platform in a while. I mean, how do you come up with this stuff?

@MisterAppleEsq

2 жыл бұрын

I can't even fathom where the ideas for these videos come from.

@StuffandThings_

2 жыл бұрын

At least one of the ideas was mine lmao

@theairisamagician830

2 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

“Hey I love looking at these tweets. I’ll make a video about them”

@agolloh

2 жыл бұрын

It's literally everywhere but this guy does it well

5:52 He's got the job xD

The DND character sheet one needs more recognition, that’s a real gamer moment

How do you even attach an image when a resume should be a PDF

@emmat4416

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe theyre freaks that save text files as images

@plainlyabrick

2 жыл бұрын

my downloads are photos and pdf's mixed

@thrawnnoconnection6931

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the file name is too lomg for them to see the extention name?

@ThePC007

2 жыл бұрын

Windows and macOS hide file extensions by default for some reason. Maybe people never tweaked the settings of their respective file explorer.

@hunterlawrence3573

2 жыл бұрын

Most of my photos save as PDFs automatically

Sending you're employer your gas bill instead of you're CV is an absolute power play

@InventorZahran

2 жыл бұрын

It sends a clear message of "I've got bills to pay, that's why I need this job".

@ticketyboo2456

Жыл бұрын

You are CV

Revisiting these videos and getting reminded of just how fucking perfect Matt is at narrating keysmashes

I have one I accidentally gave away my childhood diary that I wrote during my emo phase to someone they asked me for a few books I hope my emo phase will keep them entertained

I am a drama student focused on design and I was supposed to send my teacher a soundscape I'd made for homework. I had two versions of the file, the intended version with an appropriate file name and comprehendible metadata. The other was titled "fempyro fuckdoll", it was attributed to "mommy milkies" and was the exact same audio file except at the end I'd added the majima everywhere sound effects as well as running footsteps. Guess which one got submitted.

@user-sg7rl8be1s

2 жыл бұрын

Doubt

@molybd3num823

2 жыл бұрын

i do name duplicate files dumb shit sometimes, it happens

@Purpeil

2 жыл бұрын

Valid. My preliminary files always have dumb names and they only get renamed into something halfway decent when I finish the final version. I once had a holiday assignment abbreviated as HOLI ASS AA and forgot to rename the final version to 'Holiday Assignment 2020" before submitting. I only realised a week later when I was checking for feedback.

@silvercandra4275

2 жыл бұрын

When I was in highschool, my class got to do a huge art project and I drew a sketch of it digitally. I brought it to school on a USB that previously belonged to my older brother... I had to open the "Bepis", not click on the "soem shit" but instead on the "school stuff" and then opened a file named "whatevenisthis.jpg" with my teacher watching very closely what I was doing. I still have that USB and didn't delete anything on it.

@auhs6240

2 жыл бұрын

Full send majims cosplay to your next drama lesson

Are y'all saving your CVs as .PNG or something. I feel like you'd notice the file extension was wrong.

@BlackPanther-yx6uf

2 жыл бұрын

it's almost like they're fake :o

@salemcrow5078

2 жыл бұрын

Probably, yeah.

@salemcrow5078

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlackPanther-yx6uf or they're psychopaths who save them as images, or next to or none-work related things

@SFSAtlas

2 жыл бұрын

Or they have file extensions off

@rhubarbeque

2 жыл бұрын

@@SFSAtlas yea possibly. Maybe they have "file name extensions" toggled off

2:57 I'M CRYING WHY IS IT THE MILK FIC 😭😭

2:28 beautiful poem, brings tears to my eyes every time i hear it :’)

I can understand sending the wrong documents...but pictures, videos and PowerPoints are completely different filetypes...HOW?

@katierasburn9571

2 жыл бұрын

Dude exactly what I’m thinking lmao

@_asha

2 жыл бұрын

I've betting on the fact that they were extremely careless when attaching the file and didn't even double check before sending them lmao

@BlackPanther-yx6uf

2 жыл бұрын

further food for thought that they just want twitter fame, no one is this reckless

@SFSAtlas

2 жыл бұрын

Probably cause windows hides file extensions for no reason

@StuffandThings_

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlackPanther-yx6uf You underestimate the stupidity of the average human, let alone of the average Twitter user...

trying to get a job sending a resignation letter, that makes you lose a job, is the ultimate move

5:39 a strat's a strat

There are many words I never thought would be put together. "Enema fanfic" is one such combination...

Why anyone would save such critical documents next to resumes or CVs is unimaginable

My life's a mess and I'm chronically underemployed, but I've never sent something embarrassing instead of my resume. In fact, I don't even keep my resume in the same folder as other stuff. Can I have one of the jobs these people were applying for?

@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465

2 жыл бұрын

they had it on their desktop

@TheSecondVersion

2 жыл бұрын

Back in college I created an entirely separate *user account* on my laptop for school presentations. I wanted 0% chance of anything unwanted/private being projected up on the screen for the whole class to see.

@starseedlightworker6539

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSecondVersion that is smart

These feel like a really big game of cards against humanity

@thereyvan

2 жыл бұрын

honestly, tho...

When I heard 2:58 I was quietly whisper "no...no...no" in the absolute disbelief I had hearing that

why do they all have these pictures in the same folder as their resumes 😭

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

And why don’t they name their fucking resume file

God this makes me cringe, imagine accidentally doing something like this, especially in the US where employers *talk* and you could get blacklisted.

@daisyjoy242

2 жыл бұрын

That's might have happened to someone somewhere

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Employers talk? To who cause it’s not their employees

@arizonagreenbee

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB to other employers, I'd assume. You can be blacklisted throughout an entire company, don't think you can in other companies though.

@apseudonym

2 жыл бұрын

that's not a thing

@idontneedaname318

Жыл бұрын

@@arizonagreenbee oh no you can absolutely get blacklisted from other companies especially in the entertainment industry

5:01 they put it on the menu

3:00 OH GOD- that's the milk fic. that is the fucking milk fic and the 2 people in it are two of the founding members of the band panic at the disco. yes it's rpf and it's FUCKING CURSED

Honestly, if a guy sent me a pic of him doing the splits instead of a CV, I might hire him anyway.

Honestly the person on the other end of the Simon Cowell exchange is an outstanding citizen and a half.

The ones who sent recipes instead of their CVs aren't so bad. My mom, while working as a secretary, once got a fax with a recipe with no context. She actually tried making it

@anonymoususer9197

2 жыл бұрын

Was it good, though

@limiv5272

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymoususer9197 Not amazing, but nice

I'm begging, just save your resume in a separate folder or something and you won't run the risk of having potential employers see you wrote a fanfiction about someone getting an ENEMA.

Wasn't to an employer, but I accidentally sent my lecturer my amazon receipt for the Mr Bean Ultimate Collection box set I bought for my friend instead of my report on native trees 😬😬 She wasn't concerned about the mix up but said she was more disappointed in me for choosing to spend my money on a Mr Bean box set

@simplyixia3683

2 жыл бұрын

I used to send memes to a coworker on Fridays to make her laugh. One time without thinking I sent it to the company reports email instead, which was used to update management about the day’s tasks and events. So three memes (one about Swedish banana pizza, one about a burning traffic light, and one Scrubs meme featuring Obama and Justin Trudeau) went to my manager, the sales manager, and the company owner. I didn’t get in trouble, thankfully, but I was so embarrassed I could’ve died.

@ironicivan4928

2 жыл бұрын

ur friend so lucky, i NEED the mr bean ultimate collection box set

@idk-ol7in

Жыл бұрын

W teacher

@carlycarmine3858

Жыл бұрын

Apparently she doesn't think Rowan Atkinson is funny, couldn't be me

Oh my god, I know the exact fic at 3:00. It's absolutely infamous, from the 2011. It's 10 years old this year.

@molybd3num823

2 жыл бұрын

how weird is it

@silverrust2451

2 жыл бұрын

@@molybd3num823 you don't even want to imagine

@Fl1ght0f1carus

2 жыл бұрын

@@molybd3num823 you don't wanna know

@loridragon1118

2 жыл бұрын

God, I haven't even heard about it since 2016. Never read it then. Now that I have a vague idea what it's about, I am glad I didn't.

@thereyvan

2 жыл бұрын

@@roofogato it's a surprisingly well-written fanfiction featuring 1 former member and 1 current member of the band Panic! At The Disco. it's also a milk enema, which is how it got its name: the milk fic

Absolutely REELING from the person who sent the goddamn *milk fic* instead of their CV.

The Steve Jobs dog one killed me, it was probably the anticipation and the "I attached my resume" email

Of course this is posted as I'm watching a video where someone named a file "resume" and it's filled with his attempts to recreate that upside down smile (sarcasm face) irl, terrifying without teeth

@sirk603

2 жыл бұрын

I was watching that exact video

@Naga_V

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@sirk603

2 жыл бұрын

This one right?? kzread.info/dash/bejne/m5yl26Rwkqqokpc.html

@donnywaldman4959

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirk603 i thought that was gonna be a rickroll, i'm a bit disappointed that it isn't

@kimberlykenyon9440

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirk603 yes!

"I uploaded my resignation letter alongside my job application form" This guy is living in 2077

I have my cv in a folder titled “important shit” and it also has my template for a resignation letter. I’ve almost accidentally sent that in instead of my cv a few times. The fanfic one though? Ouch

3:30 Imagine considering hiring someone and then they just sent you a picture of (what I think is) Reiner looking traumatised

@user-jb6yn1bf5m

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU I SCROLLED FOR FOREVER LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE EHO POINTED IT OUT

@carlycarmine3858

Жыл бұрын

That's Levi, but you got the anime right at least

@Berilia

Жыл бұрын

@@carlycarmine3858 AHAHAHA THATS NOT LEVI WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?? Levi has black hair and his bangs are longer, and his face has a different shape to that.

@carlycarmine3858

Жыл бұрын

@@Berilia I once sent a gif of Gantu from Lilo and Stitch to a perspective employer,got the job anyway

2:57 of all the fics, the bathtub milk fic... it's "panic! at the disco" band member shipping fanfiction...

@orionpisces5875

2 жыл бұрын

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS!?!?1!?1?11//1/!?!?!?!?!

@haveagoodmourning

2 жыл бұрын

@@orionpisces5875 let's just say i had a weird phase when i was twelve

@dj-murlock

2 жыл бұрын

@@haveagoodmourning Well, congrats, you've committed a crime against humanity as twelve years old.

3:19 Why... why did they have submachine gun instructions in their downloads...

@Preposter

2 жыл бұрын

... you don't?

@neonbunnies9596

2 жыл бұрын

@@Preposter FBI watchlists: We've got'em now

@st0lf

2 жыл бұрын

Americans I guess

@Prince__Teclis

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps they're a writer and wanted realism.

@cessnacitation-x

2 жыл бұрын

they said CV instead of résumé. that must mean they're British..

This isn't a resume story but it's kinda close: A while back on DeviantArt, I was talking with an artist about getting a commission from her for one of my characters, and when she asked for a reference image of said character, I accidentally sent her a completely unrelated art piece from someone else instead A big factor in the issue was - and I'm man enough to admit this - the thing I meant to send, and the thing I actually sent the first time around, were both submissions on FurAffinity, where you can't really tell 2 submissions' URLs apart at a glance besides their number ID thing She was understanding at least even when I fumbled with the link a second time (it just simply broke on the second attempt) and the art piece came out great! But that stop me from having a heart attack, haha

i recognised that enema fanfic immediately but also haven’t seen it in several years and i had SUCH a visceral reaction when it popped up on the screen

send ship art instead of a resume is a smart move actually

@elmark3550

2 жыл бұрын

Of course, who doesn't love boat drawings

0:49 bro if i was a employer i would hire this man

I don't know if this is something people do often but one time I emailed my German professor quite late at night about something. I did reread my email before I sent it, but you know, sometimes shit slips through without you even noticing it (especially when it's late and you're tired). Next day, at around lunchtime, I receive a reply from my professor. I open it, get the information I need, but then, I see my professor added a P.S. to his email. Odd. Apparently, in my email, I addressed my professor not by his name but as "Professor German". He told me that, while he appreciated the originality, he would rather be called by his actual name and added a winking emoji. I was eating lunch with my friends and everyone made fun of me. It's been years and I still laugh about this whenever I remember it