The problem here isn't his body, or how he understandably had a difficult time telling her. The problem is that since he didn't wait for religious reasons, I feel like the guy rushed into marriage to "lock her" and prevent her from leaving when she realises he has a micro penis. What else would he be waiting until marriage for? This is so manipulative...

@marym9150

2 жыл бұрын

This. I thought exactly this. He's locked her in. I personally would still leave. Sex for some people is a big part of a relationship. You could be the nicest most beautiful person in the world, but if you couldn't please me it would be an unhappy marriage. But I hope they can work it out!

@londonpalmer3442

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@MsMichelle7710

2 жыл бұрын

I would leave just based on the manipulation alone. What an asshole.

@dominiquemarks1127

2 жыл бұрын

Especially since they have only been together a year total

@serenequeen1575

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsMichelle7710 yea, it’s so manipulative that I wouldn’t trust him anymore

I have no preference for “size”. Literally none. If I had been convinced to marry someone before sex because of their morals & found out they had purposefully withheld this information AND had gotten married just because they didn’t want me to be able to leave as easily once I saw their dick… that’s not ok. If they’re willing to use something as serious as marriage to benefit their self esteem is terrifying and makes me wonder what else they’re hiding or lying about and what else they’re willing to do.

@vixa__J

2 жыл бұрын

This right here!

@FukaiKokoro

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, time for an annulment.

@JessB08

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly this! 💯

@o0Theresa0o

2 жыл бұрын

It certainly shows a profound willingness to manipulate and deceive to get what they want, which is a HUGE red flag.

I died when you said a bullet vibrator and the guys just go “mmmm” at the same time 😭😂

@justinc.3385

2 жыл бұрын

Sounded like the aliens in story

@wartanabadanooh7157

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why that made me laugh so much 😂🤣

@shadaeanderson5381

2 жыл бұрын

yessss

@Fingerscrossedout

2 жыл бұрын

4:50

@let-zmd5544

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao same!!!

"He was afraid I would leave him if he told me before the wedding." So...he trapped her? This is literally fraud, and not OK (you can actually list fraud as a reason for divorce).

Huge lie. Completely unacceptable. And gives people who actually do wait for marriage for religious or personal reasons a bad rap.

If I was bamboozled by a man like this I don’t even know what I would do lol

@breonawarren1507

2 жыл бұрын

Right like, too stunned to speak

@Mommy2Amaya

2 жыл бұрын

Instant annulment for me. Fraud. Lol

@d0ubl3

2 жыл бұрын

Leave 🤣

@maddii34u

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣💀💀 SAME

"its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat" but in honesty there's a lot they can do, but if someone lied to me for a year I'd be...upset to say the least?

Sexual compatibility is a huge part of relationships, and he really did lie to her here.

@MinieAnne

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know that asexual people exist.

@groovymovie3213

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinieAnne not the point.

@w00r_m52

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinieAnne if none of them are asexual that argument doesn’t have anything to do here

@MinieAnne

2 жыл бұрын

@@w00r_m52 hmm not everyone is the same you don't need to be asexual to not thinking that sex has to be the most important thing in a relationship... Relationship are more complex and not evryone have the same definition of what a relationship should be so let's not assume that evryone think that sex is a big deal plus open relationship exist, some people are only in romantic relationships without being asexual.

@jesstaylor3006

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinieAnne they didn’t say most important. Just a huge part, which it is. You’re projecting

I saw a comment on the original post that said, put the micro p aside. His way to deal with problems is to lie and hide it. How is he going to handle future problems in the marriage? That’s the real issue I think.

@mrsanonymous414

2 жыл бұрын

Just what I commented!

I feel like the lying is the largest issue. I feel so bad for her. It's like I understand his insecurity but you can't trap a person like that. Totally unacceptable. Like give her the option or find someone that would put up with that.

According to Reddit, he found out about the posts and is upset. He's filing for annulment and considering suing for defamation of character. Edit: He wants to take out a mortgage to get an extention (and we're not talking about a house) thus she is leaving him.

@peacechickification

2 жыл бұрын

HA I love this, the trash is taking itself out for OP. Love this.

@celavargas19

2 жыл бұрын

Oh so they are separating? I hope so cuz he lied to her

@primrosetakeva4848

2 жыл бұрын

muwhahaha that’s amazing news.

@aphroditeheart

2 жыл бұрын

So he completely used marriage as a tool to get more for himself. Putting them both in debt so he doesn't have to be the only one in debt just to get a bigger hose instead of therapy.

@JS-dv9ji

2 жыл бұрын

He won't file a suit. He wouldn't even tell her about his penis. As if he wants this on public record. What a pathetic empty threat. Glad she's leaving!!

I will die on this hill: HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE.

@Anna.ooxxoo

2 жыл бұрын

Right!!! Sexual compatibility can either make or break a marriage/relationship

@Thecatnamedkiwi

Жыл бұрын

Right like you need to be sexually compatible

@Thecatnamedkiwi

Жыл бұрын

Oops she beat me too it lol

Me & my husband waited until marriage & I literally made him measure himself over the phone (length AND circumference) because we were both virgins and I was highly concerned how things were gonna fit together😂

@SweetNothing937

2 жыл бұрын

Oh lord 😂

@BeckyCoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@SweetNothing937 Gotta do what you gotta do 😅He wasn’t even weirded out. He was like, “Oh yeah that makes sense.” Everything turned out great btw😂

@Fingerscrossedout

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeckyCoon omg hahaha 😂🤣😂

@juliesajkar9911

Жыл бұрын

Yeah right I believe that 😉

Wow. . It's not about the sex it's about the fact that he lied to her for so long. Anytime they do have sex she's going to think about it, anytime he tells her something where she needs to trust him she's going to think about it. It's going to be hard being able to get far in the relationship after the fact that their relationship is kind of basically built on lies.

Justin is watching this and yelling "communicate!!!"

I can understand a man avoiding sex due to insecurity, but the fact that he made sure it would be harder for her to leave when she found out is quite weird

Imagine her not telling him she’s infertile until after they got married?

@XinaMTBC

Жыл бұрын

This is a really good analogy from my perspective. People have reasons for hiding information and should really talk about feelings about all aspects of marriage BEFORE getting married.

@babytooty04

9 ай бұрын

There is surrogacy and adoption in lieu of infertility. How the Hell do you fix a micro penis? How the Hell do you get up the courage to suck that? Or even attempt to have sex with it?

"I bet he can finger like a demon" lmao. For reals though, I would have a HUGE problem with being lied to on such a serious degree. They are MARRIED they should be OPEN with one another. Honestly this is on a similar, not the same, level as baby trapping.

These guys were funny. You should have them on again!

@giulia1361

2 жыл бұрын

They really were but definitely not for everyone.

I feel like if he couldn't be upfront about this challenge and insecurity, it doesn't bode well for their future challenges together.

I’ve been in a similar situation where I was with a guy with a micro and he didn’t tell me until we got intimate. I didn’t mind until I found out how selfish he is in bed. If you’re in that situation, you HAVE to make sure your partner is taken care of too. You can’t just think about yourself. So yeah, I dumped him. He semi stalked me and I had to block him on everything and every time he made a new fake profile, I blocked that too.

The ultimatate bait and switch. I'm not sorry but no. The whole situation poisoned that well. I'm sure technically she can get that marriage annuled for fraud.

Not my story but an ex coworker of mine had a similar story dated and got married within 7 months of starting to date and the man convinced my coworker to become a born again virgin. Only to find out on their honeymoon that he couldn’t get it up. Like at all….. idk if it was an annulment or divorce but she’s single now!

“She does say the size” “YESS” I died

yeah i mean as far as intimacy it shouldn’t be the biggest issue in the world, there’s other stuff they can do. but lying about it is not okay.

There are tons of options for intimacy in this case. It’s all about communication with the person you love. The problem was that he didn’t tell the truth about his reason for waiting until marriage. These guys had me rolling my eyes this whole video. This wasn’t a cool take

@cassiejanet9553

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t listen to this ep I assumed this a wasn’t my vibe so I just skipped out 🤷‍♀️

@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw

2 жыл бұрын

I agree! He should have just been honest and if she was accepting then that would be a good sign for their marriage, you want to marry someone who will love you unconditionally and it sounds like she would have. These guests had absolute piss poor takes like damn...nothing wrong with dick size and laughing and joking when she got unsolicited dick pics?

@moimeself1088

2 жыл бұрын

It was mixed... their general convo was a bit crass, but overall they seemed quite sympathetic to the couple and wished them well.

@sososohaunted

2 жыл бұрын

@@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw I wasn't impressed with the guests. I feel like this issue would have been handled so much better if other guests had been on.

@giulia1361

2 жыл бұрын

@@sososohaunted This is a two hot takes podcast which means that varying opinions will surely come up. I love how they were able to bring guests from varied backgrounds and they may not have the same opinions as mine nor yours but I still think they deserve to be here. There shouldn't be any "they should have this or that" when it comes to this kind of forum or else TWO HOT TAKES would be an irony of a title.

It's not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean.

It’s a red flag for me just because what happens if he does something and is too embarrassed to tell you? And then hides it and lies? If he’s willing to lie about something this immature this early then it’s not worth it for me. He already doesn’t have any trust

That's manipulative and she should get an annulment.

Here’s the thing, if she were the one, she wouldn’t care. The size isn’t an issue because he can’t control it, and I understand insecurities but he intentionally kept it from her until she essentially couldn’t leave. Thats not okay and i hope he works on his insecurities

“It’s the motion in the ocean” but dude isn’t creating any waves with that.

"I've tried to Google micro penis and not a lot comes up" that's fucking HILARIOUS! Especially because Morgan didn't mean it that way.

"By pyramid I mean 11/2 inches " I cannot stop laughing!!

These guys are hilarious, please have them on the podcast again soon 😂

@anaarias1993

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed 😂😂

Please have these guys back, this is my fav episode of yours they are freaking hilarious 😂

noooo he 100% trapped her. if this had been about like, waiting to reveal that he has a child or massive student loans or something it would've been the same case. it's not wrong to expect to know someone before you marry them

I swear I love your videos you’re inspiring me to start my own podcast !!!

“This is our podcast now”. 😂

I mean... there are ways to get around it. You can get attachments that mold onto it and extend length. So yeah...

Loved them, hope you have them on again 🤣

Please make more podcast with these two they are hilarious I could not stop laughing the whole time.

"Scandinavians are tall and hot." Ma'am I'm 4'11 😭

I need more of these two guys on your pod 😂😂😂the comments got me 💀

I have such mixed feelings about this! On one hand I don’t like the idea of anyone being shamed for their bodies for anything, which of course isn’t her intention, but is kind of a lot of our’s. BUT- the fact that he made it seem like the celibacy was for moral reasons, when he was really trying to trap her with marriage without letting her know what that would mean for her, is what is wrong here to me. I don’t think she’s TA. I feel bad for him that that’s what he felt he had to do

Its the way he says ✨cooter✨ for me.

I’d be extra pissed because it could’ve easily been avoided had he learned to be a good salesman and been upfront and used the “you get to pick your perfect strap on” perk 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ but instead he lies and hides it.

2:28 “it’s gotta be hard…” “Nothing’s hard, listen..” really got me 😂

The intro song is so good omg I need to hear the full version

Omg these new guys are so funny. I was snort laughing thru my data entry

“After a cold shower? I’m fucking myself”. 💀 these guys are hilarious!!! Great additions, Morgan!

This was a good episode!! Do you think two hot takes could do a collab with against community guidelines? I feel like that would be an ultimate crossover episode

@molliee5183

2 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss I loveeee Brittany! And the other cohost (I’m so sorry I don’t know her name I just realized) has been on two hot takes I’m p sure?? So a plausible crossover !!

@ESPHMacD

2 жыл бұрын

@@molliee5183 Sarah Schauer, yeah. I definitely spelled her name wrong, but her episodes are my favorite. Her tendency towards violence gor some of them make me feel a little justified about my reactions.

I find it interesting how OP and many people in the comments have said that the fact that they can't have penetrative sex isn't relevant.

@Lannie85

2 жыл бұрын

Same- to me that’s a total dealbreaker. How are they going to conceive, a turkey baster? Most married folks end up wanting/having kids.

@shootingcomet082

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lannie85 I mean, I was thinking more along the lines that a compatible sex life can be an important part of a healthy relationship and penetrative sex tends to be a huge part of most people's sex lives, but sure.

lmaoo I need more of these two

“Cause u cant see them” 😂😂😂

I had to do a whole freaking presentation about this for my medical class, they still function like normal and everything he was probably just super embarrassed but a fun fact is that we only need 3 inches to be pleased 🤷🏻‍♀️

@nocause5395

2 жыл бұрын

But he only has 1.5

@brianasettoon-roetter6198

2 жыл бұрын

@@nocause5395 they’ll figure it out but it was just something I found interesting when I had to research, you learn something new every day

We need more of these guys on this podcasts. They're funny as heck 🤣

These guys are amazing, super funny and sensitive

I spat my coffee out at the mini corn dogs comment, I CAN’T! 😂😂😂

Lmfao really enjoyed these guys! 🤣

Imagine if he's one of the guys that don't eat p....

Oh no, poor baby was worried she'd leave bc of his size but doesn't think RESPECTING the person he plans to MARRY is worth anything? Cry us a river. Lying for an entire year about something crucial makes me wonder what else would he lie so much about. It would have me questioning even him marrying me. Like he wouldn't be able to do this to other women and was just marrying me to lock me in due to low self esteem making him think his size would make him unmarriable.

As long as they can communicate and find loop holes to work it out it should be fine but no matter what he lied and I would feel betrayed that’s just messed up regardless

Ohhhhhh man. These guys are hilarious, more of them.

I can emphasize with the guy but what he did was so wrong because he did it for the wrong reasons. He lied and took away her right to fully know who and what she's committing to. We can preach all day that it shouldn't matter but you can't hold people hostage no matter how much you disagree with their preferences.

4:14 did someone let out a lil’ toot? 😂

He said "micro cooter" 🤣🤣🤣

It’s not the length of the ship it’s how it sails

4:53 had me weak 😭😭😭💀💀💀

Omg 😂😅😅 to funny the ending

he better be the best 🐱 eater ever to keep me around ! lol

4:54 The guys

Entrapment 💯💯 EVERYONE TOGETHER NOW! "ANNULMENT!" 🥳

“This is our podcast now” 💀

Where is the reddit thread? I'm interested in this story

Omg this was sorta the plot of a movie I watched

Honestly the fact they got engaged after 6 months after dating is a red flag in itself

Please have these guys back on!

"finger like a demon" 💀

These fools are so funny 😁

It's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, it's whether the ship stays in port long enough for the passenger to get off.

No matter how many time I hear size doesn’t matter and it’s just the motion of the ocean, I will simply never agree

Size isn’t as big of a deal as most people make it out to be but why would he risk being with one of those people by withholding it. I would rather tell my partner about things like this so if they didn’t want to be with me then I wouldn’t waste my time. To me the issue is definitely the lying.

It's the motion of the ocean, but you can't get to China in a rowboat.

Honestly… I’m suuuuper old fashioned and religious. I can understand the frustration and betrayal, really. But my viewpoint; I’m all for waiting until marriage to discover what is down below. It’s the most wonderful statement of “I take you as you are because I love you.” He was insecure, clearly, and lied, indirectly, and that is what should be the main concern. I recommend she put that aspect aside though, out of compassion, and just tell him he never has to feel that he need to be discrete with his issues again.

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

@_m1ca0

2 жыл бұрын

but there’s no worm to wiggle

I'd go with it if he told me but if he lied to me and didn't tell me until after.

He intentionally held that from her and I would be pissed

omg the dick jokes… i laughed too much, please have these guys on again

Just wanted to say that in the metric system 1.5 inches are like 3.8 cm

These guys are funny.

lmao it’s like the aliens on toy story “Mmm”

Wait I loveeee the guy on the right!

I don’t blame her for feeling trapped

4:52 😂

This is grounds for annulment

I see it similar to if he had lied about his income and bank account… “don’t worry I make good money and I’ll take care of you”. Then you get married and find that he has $10 to his name and doesn’t have a job.

🗣ANNULMENT

"And its a thumb!" I'm dead

He's not a sweet man. He was sure the girl would leave him so he made it so she COULDN'T leave him. That's not fucking sweet in any way. I hope she sees that soon and DTMF.

There are SO MANY ways to have great sex when you are smaller. But, this kind of thing you need to openly communicate about. He KNEW this was a special circumstance. They will probably want to use different toys- well, what if she wasn't comfortable with using toys? This was a lie that he KNEW would be a problem (even if there was a solution) and wasn't open about it. He's a liar.