"How to win Chess, in zero moves. You must be in the possession of a loaded gun, ideally of any caliber above .22, and you must have the safety off..."

@claudetheclaudeqc6600

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@imfullofsandwichesandimcom2301

2 жыл бұрын

"If all conditions fulfilled, give it to your opponent. They will 100% resign after knowing your elo"

@christianloizou4463

2 жыл бұрын

How to say "I'm American" without saying "I'm American"

@phillipminer3554

2 жыл бұрын

Why does it have to be above .22?

@Zootroi

2 жыл бұрын

@@phillipminer3554 Just for faster results lol.

White: doesn't move f pawn _"You weren't supposed to do that"_

If White is moving entirely at random, the odds of this happening (assuming Black opens with the e-pawn and spots the mate) are slightly less than 1 in 101. However, if White's "strategy" is to move a random pawn two squares and then move a random adjacent pawn two squares (and Black doesn't deter this by responding to g4 with e5), the odds are a much more reasonable 1 in 8. It's probably even higher if White is right-handed because the f- and g-pawns will be closer to the White player's dominant hand and thus more likely to be selected. Finally, if White's "strategy" is to move a random pawn two squares and then move a random adjacent pawn one square to protect it, the odds are 1 in 16. So, yeah, if White is a complete beginner with an opening "strategy" of pushing pawns blindly, while Black is experienced enough to open with the e-pawn and then spot the mate in 1, this could happen in a real game.

@projectpitchfork860

2 жыл бұрын

No the odds are 100% if you play against jschlatt.

This is called fool's mate.

I always do this cause i don't know how to play chess and just want to lose immediately

how to win in zero moves, first the opponent must resign then you win.

At last, the perfect chess game

Ah, yes, The Seppuku opening

@user-qp5mq9uz1n

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

That one case that the queen alone is actually pretty capable

"... Schlatt?"

@claudetheclaudeqc6600

2 жыл бұрын

XD I remember this

@bimgus5808

2 жыл бұрын

eck's dee I am able to recall that

@asheep7797

Жыл бұрын

"She's not gonna expect this" (moves bishop) that's all i remember

How to win chess in 0 moves: make your opponent resign before the game even starts

There's no way my opponents gonna play that!

@projectpitchfork860

2 жыл бұрын

Then your opponent never was jschlatt.

@koppadasao

2 жыл бұрын

@@projectpitchfork860 How old is he? 5?

@mjorozco3786

Ай бұрын

@@koppadasao no he's a full grown man

This is known as fool’s mate, and will never happen unless both sides are trying for it.

@Caseofgames

4 ай бұрын

Or unless you’re Schlatt.

Question, what happens if they move a diffrent pawn like if they move 2H to 4H?

@zachnado69

Жыл бұрын

then it doesn't work

Funfact: Black can win in 2 moves, White can‘t

@FireFoxie1345

2 жыл бұрын

White can win in three though

He must have never had a chance to play before

Wow

I want to know how to win chess in 1 move

What if the white puts its knight anyidea

Mate, not even the dumbest CPU's fall for this. 🤦🏻‍♂️

basically the fool's mate

How to win in 0 moves: declare a draw as soon as the game starts.

why do you say that black MUST move their king? i wouldn't move the king there and this would then not work

😮

Not chessmate u can put the queen in front

Why

The only way to WIN in 0 moves if is your playing in a TIMED tournament are playing as the BLACK Pieces and your opponent as the WHITE Pieces NEVER SHOWS UP until AFTER his clock runs out of time and yes I actually HAD that happen years ago.

Can you show us how not to play and win chess

I did it in 6 seconds

Here before that dumb guy says "There's no way my opponents gonna play that"

@koppadasao

2 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm the dumb guy, then...

i thought it would be the fool's mate

@Icedonot

2 жыл бұрын

(It is fools mate lol)

@Alter-Ego545

2 жыл бұрын

oop forget it then

clickbait: didn't show f3.

Oh gosh, please don't show this kind of video, it's good for beginners to know about it, but it's much better to talk about how to develop your pieces and the many types of openings and such.

@flockster5336

2 жыл бұрын

thing is he literally knows 0 theory, watch his videos where he trades a rook for 1 knight and a queen for 1 bishop and overextends pawns every opportunity he gets without any sense of opening without getting punished because it's 400 elo 5 minute rapid, while also not using the engine to analyze and thus never learning I'd agree that these videos aren't the brightest idea ever though

@just888why

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it just talks about it like a fun fact, he's not telling to use the opening

It is fool's mate

😂

The night blocked the bitchep no check mate in two moves sorry

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