Walk Casually No fear If get caught *Assasinate*

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

ninja swag

@AliGamingTV123

4 жыл бұрын

Like in Assassin's Creed hahah.

@rusty9626

3 жыл бұрын

where do i put the body?

@arcanummysterium487

3 жыл бұрын

@@rusty9626 put it in their bed at their house and remember to use gloves

@rusty9626

3 жыл бұрын

butterflies in my stomach alr thanks

The dislikes are the 76 ninjas who are mad that you're giving away their secrets

@radbro8837

Жыл бұрын

@@Randomman_4826hah Fr

@karuma66

11 ай бұрын

​@@radbro8837 frr

@radbro8837

11 ай бұрын

@@Randomman_4826 same

@foltin5840

4 ай бұрын

Fr​@@karuma66

@bardiam5446

Ай бұрын

🤫

(me try to walk silently) MY house floor: **KRKKERIRJIEIEKE**

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta practice my man!

@plainbutterfly1153

3 жыл бұрын

Not me memorising all the cracks and squeaky areas

@xenkrow3281

3 жыл бұрын

@@plainbutterfly1153 not you replying to someone 1yr late

@theficho5104

3 жыл бұрын

@@plainbutterfly1153 same

@ryanortiz8044

Жыл бұрын

@@xenkrow3281 1 year later

*Already walks nearly completely silently and fast* *Watches this anyway*

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Aye you can always improve...:P

LOL!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THAT HAS NO DISLIKES XDXDXDXD no, seriously, it is.

@TheUpswingReport

5 жыл бұрын

Haha that's funny. We'll see how long that lasts tho :P

@the_luna_lily6234

4 жыл бұрын

6 months later... 6 likes A like per month

@punyawijewickrama2886

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly now it’s 64 😞

@thebeastbros9516

2 жыл бұрын

Right now it’s at 69 Noice

Not necessarily. The "fox walk" as it is known isn't always best. The principle behind it yes, but it might be better sometimes to roll from your heel to the side of your foot, put the side of your foot down first whatever. It's just the principle of being careful where you walk, and being careful how you distribute weight. Sources: I like snacks late at night. I am experienced in getting my snacks.

The like is how many people r trying to sneak through 3 am

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

SNEAK SQUAD

Now, how do I walk like an Egyptian

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

😂 maybe do a series lol ‘how do I walk like a zombie”

@javieralejandrovazquezayal7385

4 жыл бұрын

With the song

@vigil_vigil7802

4 жыл бұрын

Kono Kakyoin cringe jojo

@iamdribz4456

3 жыл бұрын

@@vigil_vigil7802 jojo is best you probrobly watch dragonball

I am going to use this on you

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

Connor Manross bring it on

@pablothecreator7251

3 жыл бұрын

The Upswing Report oh no

@isaac2bands

3 жыл бұрын

The Upswing Report meatball

me learning this so i can grab a snack when im pulling off an all nighter with the boys

@jesseplacelive8667

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I can walk really quietly to the point where my parent can’t hear whenever I’m in the kitchen, but it’s always good to master a skill

The first tip, I dont know if it just me or that was literally how I breath my whole life 😂😂😂😂

@agamerwithzeroveiws4385

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@StarryClouds09

Жыл бұрын

Same fr

why do i even need this? welp, you never know when you have to stop the microwave at 0:01 seconds left and you better not wake everyone up whit your heavy foot so here is the perfect video for midnight snack

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Haha right on

I have those socks lmao, I'm set up for success

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Ninja squad!

Thank you for letting us under age kids watch this. I can sleep downstairs now and get Minecraft up.

@TheUpswingReport

5 жыл бұрын

Ayeee - you got it mang!

@philipholmes8516

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

Bruh my feet keep cracking!😂

When you want to perfect the skill Edit: *but you literally don't have presence*

Now I can take my laptop from my parents bedroom at night to binge watch some anime ;)

When you wanna sneak past that annoying coworker, scare your roommate, check on the kids if you have any, or simply Assassin age your archenemy Why was that so funny lol

THANK YOU 10/10

Just read a section from a novel where the author explained that you need to put down your heel first when sneaking. That didn't seem right to me. Now I'm glad that I was correct in this.

Reading the the comments this dude reply to every one very nice

The floor past my parents room loud so I try to learn which part of the floor is the most quiet 😂😂

Thank you very much now I know how to be a stealthy ninja

@TheUpswingReport

5 жыл бұрын

You got it! Thanks for watching and commenting!

Hey, Its Lawrence again, awesome stuff!!

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you my man! Appreciate the love

now I know what to do if my remote is in my mom's room

Bro how the heck do you have so little subscribers when you have such amazing quality??! Logic? What's that.

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha - thank you so much for the kind words, Hope! I appreciate it

@3zriath

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheUpswingReport No problem :)

This is the best thing in the world

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Haha thanks, Cielo! REAL NINJAS MOVE IN SILENCE

thanks for the tips to get in the kitchen at 2am

Very useful information hahaha!

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

You know...I do what I can 🤣

Ha ha man I'm back again ! Just saw this made my day

@bhaveshthakkar1954

6 жыл бұрын

And the video thumbnail is pro level!!

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

HAha love it my man! Thanks for the comment, Bhavesh!

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

You know it - NINJA SKILLZ!

That's very useful, for real :)

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you Piotr! Glad you liked the video :)

Thanks! My stepdad beats me when I make too much noise

I literally just need a drink at 1 am and I don’t want to bother my parents

Hey Austin, I wasn't aware you were a ninja 🙄, nice vlog, sorry for the late response

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

I guess I blew my cover :P Thanks for the comment, Thiago!

same

i like how he went from spying on children to killing immediately

*needs to be stealthy in an important situation* *begins* *tries to breathe through nose but its mostly blocked, nose starts running, soon about to sneeze and just fucks everything up* flu's, colds and the fact my nose can get runny for whatever reason is the reason I try no longer breathe through my nose in any situation. I can do it as I'm watching this video, but I chose to always go to breathing through my mouth. It's the best way if you dont want to deal with any dumb shit to do with the nose even then it is still possible to figure out how you can breathe slow and quiet through the mouth, though sometimes you may need to also suck in your stomach ect. good video though, wasn't expecting to find ninja like videos when looking up how to just walk quietly. Opened up a lot more on what I can take from these

Thanks now im chillin in my room with food

Thanks man I can sneak around at 3am now when I need to go down stairs.

Nice video. Where did you get the information from?

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

A secret ninja master

This prevents steps on things that make sound. Can't see one on ball of feet most time as the weight is not secure . U may get tired and go flat foot

what if you are like Seamus Levine from family guy but the peg legs are below the knees how do you sneak around.

Wow

I tried this to get my father back for scaring me thanks 👍🏻

Used this to sneak into my gaming room at 1 am without waking my parents

Used this to sneak out of my house to meet up with friends

I like how the 'simplest' one is assassinating your archenemy

Good way to get my ipad back!!

thanks, i completed my first complex assassination job. although one of the assistants smoke bombed away

Well I works and I was near a person that can be woken up easily and my goal was to get something. Not until I wait until morning.

Hmm your say ball of feet but I learn ankle back part of foot first. Then as place other foot down use back part of foot all in motion shifting weight slowly forward

i used this to turn off my mom's tv when she was sleeping

I hate fact that I knew all of this except that fact you should bend your knees is quite impressive if I do say so myself

Idk why my joints just crackle and expose me T_T

Oke now am gonna use this technique on my mom :D

Me getting prepared to walk for those midnight snacks

I love how he mentions a home as if he was making this video for burglers... Wait

I'm gonna try sneak into school tomorrow lets see if I succeed

@natas6158

8 ай бұрын

How did it go?

Honestly i'm just lightfooted so walking normally (perhaps a tad crouched) is almost entirely silent. Thanks to this i will now never be seen again.

Very inmormative ;)

All those dislikes r angry moms from stoping us from getting a snack at 3am

When he said assassinate your enemy that hit home

im hungry and its like 4 in the morning thanks

Me trying to figure out how to sneak past my parents room to look at presents

This has way too good quality to have this little subs

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you mucho for the kind comment!

@redditalliance2368

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheUpswingReport NP!

I’m hungry and it’s really early so I’m watching this even though I know how to do it

finally the 3ds is mine

Imagine being assassin and a stick noise and they say shoot

But besides that its preaty good

Im kid and i lern

So that’s how I’m meant to breathe! I am a ninja

I wanna ninja walk so I can prank my friend without him noticing

No dislikes that’s insane

@TheUpswingReport

5 жыл бұрын

Haha I'm just waiting for a ninja-hating troll to come along... 😜

How about very Creaky Floors

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta walk light! Def doesn't make it easier.

that was the funniest shit i ever seen. guys have you ever seen a ninja?

@TheUpswingReport

5 жыл бұрын

Haha glad you liked it :) Thanks for the comment! Is this the first The Upswing Report video you've seen?

I'm the 1000th like

My floorboards are my arch enemy but I can't assassinate it because I can't walk then but if I spare it I am gonna make then creak loudly

Sneak increased to 100

You need more subscriber

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

I agree :P

Definetley did not just sneak past my sister to grab some chips

Crawl perfect no sound

Ninja so hard to learn

Video: *how to be silent and walk like Ninja* 0:00 : SO0O000O!!! *at max volume*

I’m using this to steal Pepsi from my moms room

Me at 1:30 pm: bruh I use dis sometime Me at 1:00 am: watches Naruto while walking to da kitchen

But how do I open the freezer?

@G0NKDR0ID745

4 жыл бұрын

Turns out I did it

@TheUpswingReport

4 жыл бұрын

I knew you could do it

i can breath through my nostrils, i am extremely congested constantly.

My younger brother has recently been doing this thing we’re he takes an egg and keeps it like a pet. He did this three times in the past and always called the eggs Eggy. To make him angry, I would take the eggs and eat them. He did it with three eggs yesterday and I turned them all into the same omelet. But I need to sneak into his room at night to get the king of the Eggies. 😂

Me not using it to sneak down at night and get snacks

Me trying to sneak get the candy: OMG OMG MY MOM IS GONNA SEE ME Some random plastic appered: yeet My mom: WHO IS THERE Me: oh crap

@pleasestopeatingmyliver

3 жыл бұрын

Ha...ha?

Hello austin

@TheUpswingReport

6 жыл бұрын

Hey Meek! Thanks for comment and checking out the video!

Oh ok so it’s just commen sense except the breathing part sometimes I hold my breathe

Just craw on the floor lol

I watch this cauz I wanna be cool . Then next I'll learn how to self defense and work fast and do and become a Ninja!!!!💂‍♂️🕴️🕵️‍♂️

My cat cant see me coming nouw thanks fore the tip

I want to be a ninja!

@TheUpswingReport

5 жыл бұрын

Well this video can be your first step into ninjahood!

@janabroflovski2572

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheUpswingReport yes! thanks 💗

This tutorial would be better if you start with an example of what a ninja walk is before you start explaining how to do it.

Now I know how to end school

To sneak out with my friend