Examples transcript: ねえ、私がこの前紹介したあの人、どうだった？すごくいい男でしょ？ 「すごくいい男でしょ」じゃないよ！あの人独身じゃないじゃない！あんた頭おかしいんじゃない？ 嘘じゃない！嘘じゃないよ！ 最近掃除してないから私の部屋今あまりきれいじゃない。 あ、先生！おはようごぜえます！ たかしくん、おはようごぜえますじゃないでしょ。ちゃんとおはようございますと言いなさい。 すいません先生！じゃあ言い直しますね。先生、おっぱいようございます。 たかしくん、ちょっと今から職員室に来なさい。 先生、今の冗談です！ 「冗談です」じゃなくて、いいから今から職員室に来なさい。 はい…。 あ、部長、おはようございます！待ちました？ 「待ちました？」じゃないよ、お前。何分待たせたと思ってんだよ。今日8時半集合だって言ったよな？お前もう9時だぞ？ え？そうでしたっけ。すいません。 「そうでしたっけ。すいません」じゃないよお前。お前な、時間が守れないんだったらうちの会社辞めてもらうぞ？ でも、わざとじゃないんですよ。 「わざとじゃないんですよ」じゃないよ、お前。子どもじゃないんだから。時間ぐらいちゃんと守れ。 ただいま！ねえ、今日の夕飯何？ 「今日の夕飯何？」じゃねえよ。 おい、なんだよその態度は？何怒ってんだよ。 「何怒ってんだよ」じゃねえよ。ねえ、「佐藤真衣」って誰？ ああ、いや、会社の…取引先の人だよ。 取引先ね。あんたの会社では取引先の人に「マイマイのパジャマ姿の写 メほちい！」とか言うの？ …お前俺のLINE見たのか？ 「LINE見たのか」じゃねえよ。お前はっきり答えろよ。真衣って誰だよ。私知ってるんだからね？あんたが赤ちゃん言葉で「マイマイに会いたいでちゅ」とかメッセージ送ってるの。 おい、人のLINE勝手に見るなよ。 「勝手に見るなよ」じゃねえよ。おい、すっとぼけんなよこのやろー。誰なんだよ「マイマイ」って、おい！ いや、あの…ごめん、悪かった。 「悪かった」ってかっこつけて話してんじゃねえよコノヤロー。お前マイマイに話してたみたいに私にも赤ちゃん言葉使ってみ？あ？ 「わるかったでちゅ。ごめんなちゃい」。 「ごめんなちゃい」じゃねえよコノヤロー！ あれ？田中さんは？ トイレじゃない？ これ、トイレじゃない？ これは…まさか…トイレじゃない？ ねえ、このカバン誰の？ 田中さんのじゃない？ あれ？田中さん遅いね？どうしたのかなあ？ 寝坊したんじゃない？ 課長なんかバスの中ですごく難しい顔してたね。どうしたのかなあ。 おしっこ我慢してたんじゃない？ ねえ、このジャケットどう？ うーん、ちょっと大きいんじゃない？ そう？じゃあこっちは？ うーん、ちょっと色が派手じゃない？ ああ、そうかもね。じゃあこれは？ うーん、いいんじゃない？ ねえ、今日のデートこのスカート履いて行こうと思うんだけどさ、どう？ ああ、いいんじゃない？ あの人、田中さんじゃない？ あ、本当だ。あの田中さんの隣にいる女性誰だろ？恋人かな？ 妹じゃない？田中さん妹いるって言ってたし。 あ、今日ヨウスケの誕生日じゃない？ あ、そうだ。完全に忘れてた。 どうする？何かプレゼント買いに行く？ 別にいいんじゃない。俺あいつから誕生日プレゼントもらってないし。 別にいいんじゃない。 ねえ、親戚にもお土産買ったほうがいいかなあ？ 別にいいんじゃない？みんなにお土産買ったらお金かかるし、スーツケースにも入らないよ。 はい、これプレゼント。 え、なにこれ？うわ！？これダイソンの掃除機じゃない！私これ欲しかったんだ！ありがとう！ はい、これプレゼント！ え、なに、これ？なんだ、マグカップじゃない。 え？要らなかった？ 正直ね。うちマグカップいっぱいあるし、しかもこれあまりかわいくないし。 あら、田中さんじゃない！どうしたの？こんなとこで。 いやー、冬用のジャケット買おうと思って来たんだ。 これダイソンの掃除機じゃない！ これダイソンの掃除機じゃん！ あ、田中さんじゃない！ あ、田中さんじゃん！ あ、もう6時じゃん。そろそろご飯食べに行く？ いいよ。 そういえば、近くにおいしいうどん屋あるんだけど、そこに行かない？ いいよ。 あれ？店開いてないよ。 水曜日が定休日だって。じゃあ今日定休日じゃん！ えー！定休日？マジ運悪い。 でも普通調べてから行くじゃん。それ運じゃないよ。 でも定休日に当たる確率って7分の1じゃん。やっぱりうちら運悪いよ。 閉まってるじゃない！ 定休日じゃない！ ねえ俺、クッキー焼いたんだけど食べる？でもあまりおいしくないよ。 ああ、食べる食べる！ありがとう！うん！これおいしいじゃん！ あら、絵描いたの？見せてごらん。あら、あんた絵の才能ないと思ってたけど、思ったより上手にかけてるじゃない。 三浦さんって、みんなが怖い怖い言うからどんな怖い人なのかなあって思ってたら、思ったより紳士的で優しくて素敵な人じゃない。 エントゥージ・・ああ、だめだ！英語難しい！俺言語の才能ないのかな。 いやいや、お前まだ始めたばかりじゃん。まだ英語勉強して一週間だろ？言語なんてそう簡単に習得できないって。最低半年は頑張れ！ ねえ、明日どっか旅行にでも行かない？ でも天気予報によると明日雨じゃん。 でも最近天気予報あまり当たらないじゃん。雨が降ったら雨が降ったで、その時考えよう。 じゃあ俺そろそろ帰るね。 えー、もう帰るの？ねえもう少し飲んでこうよ。私たち一緒に飲むの久しぶりじゃない。 いやでも俺ら明日仕事じゃん。これ以上飲んだら絶対後悔するって。 ねえ、もう一軒だけ行こう！もう一軒だけ！お願い！お願い！来月私の誕生日じゃない！ 来月の誕生日なんて関係ないよ。俺の誕生日来週だからね。 え？来週誕生日なの？いやじゃあ今日は飲まないといけないね！ ねえ、このゲームやってみる？すごく簡単だよ。 うわ、死んだ。簡単じゃないじゃない！ ねえ、社長にお土産何あげる？お菓子とか？ でも社長甘いもの好きじゃないじゃない。うーん、お酒も好きじゃないし。何あげよっか？ いやでも社長自身が好きじゃなくても、社長の奥さんとかお子さんとかが食べるんじゃない？別に社長のお土産買うのにそんなに悩む必要ないじゃん。お菓子にしよう？ ねえ、私がこの前紹介したあの人、どうだった？すごくいい男でしょ？ 「すごくいい男でしょ」じゃないよ！あの人独身じゃないじゃない！あんた頭おかしいんじゃない？ ということで、今日はここまでです！ じゃあな！みんな！ 「じゃあな！みんな！」じゃないでしょ。 それでは皆さま、また次回お会いしましょう。

@j5679

5 ай бұрын

INCREDIBLE that you're giving us all that for free! Thank you so much.

@Eric149162536

5 ай бұрын

Amazing Kaname, thank you for even giving us this transcript. Hope your channel gets even more attention!

@meriemcat3457

5 ай бұрын

Can i ask you? I have group on FB witch learn japanese for arabian people.. May i take Small clips from your videos... Or is it okay for me to use your explanation to write lessons in the group... Please respond.

@danopticon

5 ай бұрын

THANK YOU for this! I usually pause to watch the onscreen transcript, but this is helpful too because KZread shows translations of your comment text, and that sometimes helps me get the jokes. But it doesn’t help me get ALL the jokes … for example, may I ask you, or anyone here: in the dialogue between sensei and Takashi, the auto-translation explains the “breasts” joke … but what is the joke with おはようごぜえます in the first place, is that an error in pronunciation, or is it a different but impolite form of the greeting? I didn’t understand that one. Thank you again!! ArigatougoZAImasu!!

Kaname could seriously write a top tier soap opera. And I would watch it.

@someguy9175

5 ай бұрын

He's just biting his time here with us before he gets to sign a Netflix contract

@insanitypepper1740

5 ай бұрын

I want to know what happened after the guy got caught by his wife!

@kellyj.azania4371

5 ай бұрын

Naturally, he'd perform all of the parts himself.

@IdoN_Tlikethis

5 ай бұрын

​@@someguy9175 *biding his time

@russkiy6ot

5 ай бұрын

@@IdoN_Tlikethis😂 Kaname: The Human Bean

Kaname-sensei is so good at these 'rough-spoken' scenarios, I have a feeling he was a probably a delinquent when he was a teenager.

@giuseppeagresta1425

5 ай бұрын

オイコラ！

@LukasVokrinek

5 ай бұрын

​@@giuseppeagresta1425おいこっらあああ indeed 🙏

@saimirfan902

5 ай бұрын

@@giuseppeagresta1425 Remember the sound must come from the throat and you neeeed to sound rough XD

Came for the nihongo lesson, stayed for the drama

Those dialogues are goddamn good lol

@retrofilmwork

5 ай бұрын

seriously he should be a writer

@RT-qd8yl

3 ай бұрын

@@retrofilmwork Maybe he already is :o

Forget Japanese learners-Kaname's videos should be mandatory viewing for all aspiring screenwriters!

One of the uses for じゃない/じゃん sounds like it could sub out for "if it isn't." Like when you see a friend in English, a lot of times you'll say "Well, if it isn't my old buddy Sam!" 「あ、サムさんじゃん/じゃない！」fits the same bill. Same for if you open a unexpected/exciting gift. Depending on your inflection/how you say it, it could be "Oh! Well, if it isn't a Dyson! Thank you!" or "Oh, well if it isn't a mug. Guess I'll find some room for this one. Thanks, I guess."

@R3LF13

2 ай бұрын

I had the same thought. "Brah, not another mug."

@KPL-os4ht

Күн бұрын

Same thought. Easier to remember that way.

As always, 5 minutes in and your scenarios are completely over the top, but totally relatable at the same time. すごくい

3:27 he's really stopping himself from laughing

Your content is always so dedicated to the nuances in expressions and vocabulary. Truly one of the best language channels out there.

Glad to see you getting the deserving praise. The dialogues are so good! Hearing Kaname curse in English is always so hilarious to me for some reason too

@1Saburo

5 ай бұрын

Hearing any foreigner swear is so great, my fave is Indians, they put that extra "breath" into it that gets me every time 😂

@RT-qd8yl

4 ай бұрын

@@1Saburo I used to work with an Indian guy who actually studied proper English swearing... and he was a PRO. Prided himself on it too. 🤣

Aggressive Japanese is seriously like a whole other language. I’m intermediate Japanese and cannot understand anything without the subtitles.

Thank you so much! Your lessons are so invaluable! I don't think even most paid courses cover these topics in this much detail. It's literally the closest I've gotten to 1:1 personal tutor!

@fwheels7776

5 ай бұрын

I know right. Hes a beast! It really is like having a personal tutor. Chefs kiss

Kaname going crazy with some of these skits....

1:10 「おっぱいようございます」は単なる下ネタのダジャレなだけでなく、「よう」が「良く」の意味に取れるところが面白い。「ごきげんよう」の「よう」と同じ。 2:55 記憶に残すためには体を張って赤ちゃん言葉だって使う教育者の鑑。 4:30 日本語って英語みたいにトーンで意味がすぐ変わりまくらないと思ってたけど、少なくとも「ない」のトーンは言われてみると色んなパターンがある。accented moraとか意識しながら覚えるの大変そう。

Now hold up! I did not give you permission to have me on the edge of my seat like that for the "Sato Mai" example. I was clutching my pearls, straight gagged, flabbergasted, too stunned to speak! I felt like I had walked in on something; it was that convincing lol I know you write stellar stories

Love your videos! The attention to put Furigana everywhere, teaching intonation, speaking in a clear manner and not too fast. Will end up watching all of your videos!

i'm not learning Japanese. i'm mostly watching because i enjoy the fun skits :) . and actually, i really love the serious and dramatic skits, too. (i also like seeing how Japanese has structures so different than English, but that's a secondary enjoyment for me!)

Kaname was an unexpected delight - I thought he would just be another handsome teacher, but he turned out to be so much more. ✨

@HenriHowardEarlofSurrey

4 ай бұрын

Totemo hansamu and very fit. He must run a lot.

@Pheelyp

4 ай бұрын

@@HenriHowardEarlofSurreyHe takes care of himself. 😌

日本に住んでいたら自然にできると勝手に思っちゃうけど、動画を見て実はそうでもないと気づきました。 完璧に理解できて毎日問題なく使っていても、改めて全てとりまとめて人に教えるのは容易なものではありません。 なのでかなめ先生のことは素晴らしいと思います。次の動画も期待しております。

〜じゃないじゃない　などの同じ言葉や似たような言葉が続くシチュエーションは日本人であってもこんがらがる場合があるので外国人なら尚更でしょうね､､

완전 도움이 돼요. 표현이 쓰일 수 있는 다양한 상황을 실감나게 연기를 해주시니까 더 재밌는 거 같아요.

That dialogue about adultery was pure comedy gold, I need more things like this in my japanese practice😂

Recently encountered じゃないじゃない in a novel, got confused, should have known they both sound different from each other. It makes so much sense when it is spoken and listened rather than reading it in writing

The differences in pitch and delivery are fascinating! And the dialogues are so funny 😆

I feel kinda dumb fr not realizing じゃん was short fr じゃない, but more surprised that no one bothered to mention it in other videos mentioning that grammar point. かなめ先生、ありがとうございましたね〜！

かなめさんの作った物語を何時間でも聞けるわ😭😂

I love how well made are your scripts, isnt like those robotic phrases haha

Another wonderfull lesson from Kaname Sensei! Thank you very much! I wanted to know if you have any plans on making a video about させる? Even though i already know about it, watching your videos always teaches me something new about japanese forms and expressions! Once again, thank you very much for your awesome videos!

本当にありがとう、かなめ先生。今ではこのトピックをよく理解できるようになりました

相変わらず、かなめさんのツアーレッスンは最高です

What an absolutely incredible video. Somehow かなめ先生just keeps getting better!

I'm completely in love with your content, please keep on making this hard journey even funnier and easier.

度もありがとう you can express yourself so well, like an actor. Thank You

ああ、私が依頼した課題じゃないか？😅 本当にありがとうございます、カナメ先生！

"...ja nai/...ja nai?" can easily be remembered as "it is not (the case) that.../is it not the case that...?"

bro could be a screenwriter with all the dialogues he's able to whip up

Thank you so much for this! I haven't had じゃない properly explained to me. Knew the jist of all the uses but not about the different pitch for each type. Kaname-sensei is SO AWESOME! And also the dialogue is SO natural. Perfect for shadowing to get used to colloquial Japanese. Once again, thank you so much, Kaname-sensei!!!

Kaname先生は最高の会話をして、とても面白くて現実的です。説明をしてくれてありがとうございます。メリークリスマス🎄😊

いつもありがとうございます カナメ先生

I lived in Japan for 4 years and have taken many classes and I still gotta say these lessons are amazing! I thought I understood this concept but hearing it explained to articulately is amazing! Looking forward to more classes

I stumbled on your channel by mere chance, and I have loved it. Your explanations are thorough and clear. I very much appreciate your work. ありがとうございます

Wow! So much nuance! I will probably have to watch this several more times to really get all the different uses

Haha I love your dialogues in Japanese, they're so funny and entertaining.

it's miraculous that you explain each topic without robotic sentences, japanese has never been so clear to me! thank you so much! 🙏🏻

omg kaname thank you so much for this! Im learning a lot from you, please keep making videos and I will keep supporting you !

One of my favorite classes! I love this channel!

I really like your videos. Since I'm at a very basic starting level I like to use the videos for listening practice. Thank you 🙏🏻🌞

These are really good. Love the dialogue.

要という神様を本当にありがとうございます！

I appreciate how you make the lessons very fun! Thanks!

Came here for learning Japanese, stayed for the drama. I want to know what happens next with Maimai

That was really fun to learn! Thank you!!

I'm beginner and a friend who is fluent in Japanese indicated you. Thanks for post tips like this, this is usefull for beginners like me.

The scenarios are getting wilder with each video

I seriously like this guy. I was never so entertained while learning Japanese.

Your videos are very helpful in my efforts to learn Japanese. Sincerely wishing you a happy new year Kaname-sensei !! Unrelated to the video : you're extremely attractive... respectfully :)

普通に使ってるけどよく考えたら使い方めちゃくちゃ難しいな笑 説明できるのすごい

The dialogs are simply top tier to improve listening and comprehension.

かなめさんは最高の先生だよ！めっち面白い^^

とても助かりました！全部は本の中でよく学べない表現です、ありがとうございます！

@falcon9ft710

4 ай бұрын

You don’t need は in that sentence

You just keep getting better, and more hilarious.

Learning like a first grade which is good since your approach is less mechanical. Truly appreciated.

That 田中さん gets around!!

Been studying for a bit now and I’m determined to know more by next year. Thank you Kaname-San !

Muito massa o video, sempre aprendo muito contigo

Lovin' your clear grammar explanations :) Very helpful!!! :)

谢谢老师！对于我这样的初学者，全日语教学还是不太能听懂，能英语通过英语解说更容易理解，谢谢了！

Another day, another thing Finnish and Japanese people agree upon: if someone surprises you with a nice gift, you respond with disbelief and essentially saying "no, it isn't!" in a falling pitch 🤝

Haha, i love the scenarios that come up here. Makes fun and interesting to listen. Great for listening practice

日本人でが、英語学習の勉強にもなるし、日本語の勉強にもなっています。 ありがとうございました。

You are such an amazing teacher.

Wouah, such a great video, so helpful. Thanks

I just got back from a trip to Korea and Japan. these videos really helped me :)

and just when I came to terms with the fact that Japanese is really hard, Kaname teaches me that it's even harder than really hard.

I love the dialogue driven examples, gives me plenty of mirroring practice!

one of the best japanese teachers on youtube

Your sessions really help me with Japanese. Thanks dude!

Wow, awesome lesson. Having complete sentences with conversational context, is soo helpful. Also, the little stories are surprisingly interesting.じゃない would be appropriate, i think

Wow... That's intense. Thanks for sharing!

僕はキラなんかじゃない信じてくれよ! (Death Note) 私以外私じゃないの♫ (ゲスの極み乙女) 言っとけばいいのに ばかじゃないのに♫ (ZUTOMAYO) 違う 違う そうじゃ そうじゃない♫ (Masayuki Suzuki) 嘘じゃない 嘘じゃない♫ (My hero academia) 飾りじゃないのよ涙は ha han♫ (Akina Nakamori) お金いっぱい欲しいんだったらさ、年金あてにしちゃだめじゃない? (自己防衛おじさん) BOOKOFFなのに本ねーじゃん! (BOOKOFF commercial)

Those dialogues are so brilliant haha

rewatching this again and noticed how a little bit of acting and interesting dialogues can make the learning process way much interesting)

I got so invested in the maimai story i forgot im supposed to be learning the language

My sincere thanks for going into such detail. Textbooks never touch this stuff.

I’m not sure how much I’m learning but I really enjoy your ridiculously specific story examples 🤣

i felt the teachers gaze through your example

my favourite japanese stand up comic:) Kaname-sensei

よいお年をです先生

I really appreciate Kaname's use of discursive tone in his explanations. On a related note, Ninja Warrior's English dub is superb; it captures the discursive tone, the sentiment, of the performance - at least, /I\ think so.

Great video, very helpful! Could I suggest that you look at using some light diffusers or something similar to reduce the glare from your lighting off of your glasses? Your setup is great but I think the glare was very noticeable for this video

@Pheelyp

5 ай бұрын

I would have to agree both that this video was its usual high quality, and that future ones would benefit from less glare reflecting from his glasses. 🎄

I love your examples!! 😂

That downward inflection of surprise or disappointment is similar to something in English. You say something like, "Well, if it isn't the man himself^😁" or you say "Well..😡 if it isnt the scumbag himself\.."

Thank you for your videos. I am just starting to learn Japanese and found your video. You inspire me to make a video teaching Korean and English. But I am curious, are you a professor?

ありがとうございます

🙏 🙏 🙏 this channel is a blessing 😂

Came out of curiosity, stayed for the example sentences.

Thanks, this is quite informative!

Those dialogues are goddamn hilarious lmao

these lil' stories were especially gold today