How To Torture Telemarketers With One Word
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Plot twist: The caller was genuine in his service.
@DevinTheDivine
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@citiuseternity1292
3 жыл бұрын
Yes?
@AlfredHugecokk
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ClarkKent-zm3qz
3 жыл бұрын
Yeeees ?
@robins4209
3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
"You're also a moron" "Yes" *I may have lost the battle but I won the war*
@vozamaraktv-art5595
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RektAgarioRS
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaa xd
@davidgiffel4001
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-kh7th6nx6o what
@zpm-sg1
4 жыл бұрын
Actually, no. What you did was help that telemarketer get a few minutes off from his actual telemarketing job. I used to be one and i absolutely loved it when a prospect decides to get all "smartass" on me, 'cause then i wouldnt have to talk to actual customers. The drawback is i miss the commision on potential sales tho.
@zpm-sg1
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-kh7th6nx6o yeah, but i get paid by the hour and the pay was pretty good. Commissions were like extra spending money. Lol. I did enjoy a good conversation tho. I once talked about world war 2 with an old dude for like over 2 hours and i had fun. And got paid for it.
The passive aggressive “just making sure we have that on file” at the end is absolutely killing me😭😭 you know this isnt his first (and hopefully not the last) time getting trolled
@technopixel6062
7 ай бұрын
maybe they stop
@Sacred_Lui2
7 ай бұрын
damn tho i'm loving ur pfp tho i thought it was videl at first
@nicksande6880
6 ай бұрын
@@technopixel6062 i mean, i got off of a call-list by blowing hard into my phones microphone after getting 3 nightly calls over some bs, if they feel like calling me at 3am i dont feel particularly bad over blowing out someones eardrums through their headset never got another call from them afterwards, funny how that works
@BlueBerryMirtilo
6 ай бұрын
record
@PixelYT-ts2fe
6 ай бұрын
Ben yes hohoho
You should never ever say 'yes' on a marketing call. They can extract that to prove your consent to anything.
@jdock32778
Ай бұрын
Amazing how many don't know to never say "Yes" !
@jamesprior2496
Ай бұрын
The dude was right, he IS a moron!
@FedkaSlovanich
18 күн бұрын
with AI voice generation, phone calls are no longer admissible in court.
" You're also a Moron" *I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it*
@sushicat-vp5sx
3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@terzokun8596
3 жыл бұрын
@@sushicat-vp5sx its like a minute long...the whole video.. just watch it why tf you need a timestamp
@malcolmabram2957
3 жыл бұрын
II I were a boss of telemarketers, I would sack one if they used that word. If messed around, just say something like, 'Thank you for your time, have a good day,' then hang up.
@sushicat-vp5sx
3 жыл бұрын
@@meddl8103 yes, i am
@shredz7097
3 жыл бұрын
@@sushicat-vp5sx yes
I love how he took one second to think about the moron question.
@suezbell1
3 жыл бұрын
He's answering "yes" that can be spliced into any conversation so, "yes" , is not inaccurate?
@mynewphone2013
3 жыл бұрын
@@suezbell1 yes
@ThePotatoSeesAll
3 жыл бұрын
@@mynewphone2013 yes
@thomasatilano9688
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@davis3816
3 жыл бұрын
Y e s
I got calls from an online store. I told them I wanted to buy just one shoe. They told me I had to buy two shoes. I then accused them of being prejudiced against people with only one foot. I also said “you could sell me the left shoe and wait for another person missing a left foot to ask for the right shoe”. They get so flabbergasted. It’s fun to listen to them squirm.
An Indian scammer happened to phone my elderly father, who instinctively answered the call, but being unable to hear properly said 'Yes' several times. I took over to see what was going on, and the scammer tried to claim that a purchase order has been agreed upon. Rather than attempt a reasonable debate, I decided to play the game: "Oh, he is really old and doesn't know what he is talking about.' The scammer ended the call immediately. Other times I tell Indian scammers they are shaming and disgracing their family name -- it really bothers them to hear that.
@nissansilvia3746
9 ай бұрын
@electronwave4551 As an Indian, it hurts me to see such things caused by people of my own country....
@tommeliusbthaprofit6157
7 ай бұрын
man don't worry too much, I've never thought of it once like "goddamn India" on a call just because call centers are a big business there. the global economic system has the blood on its hands when it comes to that shit, I just get mad like abstractly and at the company@@nissansilvia3746
@error.418
7 ай бұрын
@@nissansilvia3746 to be fair, you've got over a billion people there, odds are some are gonna suck with numbers like that
@kiyoponnn
7 ай бұрын
@@nissansilvia3746 That's a lie since you won't do anything about it. Talk is cheap.
@Weldedhodag
6 ай бұрын
every time I took over a shady phone call for my grandma, they'd hang up as soon as they heard my voice. I laughed my ass off every time.
"You're also a moron" "...Yes" I've won but at what cost
@f.b.i9524
3 жыл бұрын
The cost is You got visited by us
@idk-qn3dm
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@f.b.i9524
3 жыл бұрын
@@idk-qn3dm hello Mr. President We here at the F.B.I will protect you.
@JuicerNation
3 жыл бұрын
@@idk-qn3dm mr president, dementia is calling
@Unus_Annus_
3 жыл бұрын
@@idk-qn3dm mr presfintng Howe arhb uou
That scammer spoke perfect English. That's a one in a million call.
@scollier4450
3 жыл бұрын
@Hawk 1966, that's exactly what I was thinking.
@Hawk1966
3 жыл бұрын
@@scollier4450 some of the grammar, especially on the recordings, the IRS ones seem to be the most mangled. I guess how it might confuse the elderly but we've had decades of don't trust anyone on the internet warnings. I'm almost elderly now. I started off with a Vic-20 and a 300 baud modem.
@lulz_wav
3 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a scammer, but a telemarketer, a.k.a. legal scams.
@Hawk1966
3 жыл бұрын
@@lulz_wav six and a half of one, half a Baker's dozen of another.
@RonaldArthurDewhirst
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
I like to repeat back, " This call may be recorded." They never consent
@EmojiMELT
2 ай бұрын
Yes
@airraan1692
2 ай бұрын
@@EmojiMELTYes
@alexw9373
Ай бұрын
yes
Never let your voice saying "yes" be recorded.
@kennygaming208
25 күн бұрын
You can just AI generate them saying it now, Be careful now because people can fake your entire voice. There was a scam going around where scammers would get videos that the parents record of their children from social media, run the childs voice through an AI. Then say that they are holding the child hostage and will harm them if the parents don't send them X amount of money, and because they have the AI generated version of the child's voice they can make them say whatever, further convincing the parents that it's real and their child is being held hostage and it's actually their child's voice.luckily at least some of these scammers are being found and shut down
"You're also a moron?" "Yes" *Victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, Mason!*
@Pachvco_
3 жыл бұрын
"We Russians know this better than anyone"
@CrimpyCramps
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣
@MEYH3M
3 жыл бұрын
STFU reznov you are DEAD !!!!
@blackbox_kt
3 жыл бұрын
For you Mason, not for me.
@antond92
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome, men of culture! I am glad so many recognize this reference.
I like how the telemarketer thought he won that interaction but the whole world is laughing at him.
@KarmicSalt
Жыл бұрын
if you are on the line with them more than 30 seconds, they did win.
@jakeleo4518
Жыл бұрын
@@KarmicSalt Yes
@hemiacetal1331
Жыл бұрын
He won at the end.
@2oqh
Жыл бұрын
@@KarmicSalt No, they’re losing. Paying people to call that don’t turn a profit is a loss.
@YSleepish
Жыл бұрын
@@KarmicSalt no lol, they made no money and left the call annoyed, we get humor from it.
I love this 😂 11 years later and this is still hilarious 😂
@marcj3682
9 ай бұрын
Yes.
@EricN73158
8 ай бұрын
Yes.
@waytoodreyy
7 ай бұрын
yes.
@daveyjoseph6058
7 ай бұрын
11 years later and people still think that’s a real telemarketer.. are y’all missing something in your noggins?
@EricN73158
7 ай бұрын
@@daveyjoseph6058 yes
I heard that there was a recent scam where they ask you a simple question, like "Can you hear me?" They wait for you to answer "yes", then hang up. A recording of your voice is used as your consent to sign you up for a bunch of nonsense.
@kc5402
7 ай бұрын
Bull. It's an internet myth. See all the other morons in this comments thread who are claiming the same thing. You're all gullible.
"You're also a moron" *"Did you do it"* *"Yes"* *"What did it cost"* *"Yes"*
@beyondintervals6606
4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSS
@davidincas6138
4 жыл бұрын
Miraculous Critique you killed me with this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@soundbreaker8174
4 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED AS FUCK 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@jellyno1946
4 жыл бұрын
@@soundbreaker8174 its stolen dumbass
@matthewkayata1946
4 жыл бұрын
👍
"You are also a Moron" Yes *A small price to pay for salvation*
@Teropha
4 жыл бұрын
This deserves a like lmfao
@Mayrik92
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@maruftim
4 жыл бұрын
Haha.
@DevotionToChaos
4 жыл бұрын
I love you!!!
@finalfuu
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
my uni professor once put a scam caller on speaker and asked them infront of the entire lecture if his parents were proud of him
When I was a teen we had a Chinese exchange student living with us for 2 years. Every time the telemarketers would call our land line, we'd ask her to come into the room and pick up the phone and just start speaking as fast as possible in Mandarin. There is NOTHING more funny that listening to that immediate silence followed by the hang up sound. One of my best memories of her was the time they just said "oooooohkay, thanks bye", that person probably felt so confused.
The pause after “your also a moron” you could feel the struggle
@lolxd-tl9ze
4 жыл бұрын
The irony of the «your» :’)
@Es-zb8vu
4 жыл бұрын
@@lolxd-tl9ze oui
@kylesnake7297
4 жыл бұрын
666 likes you're welcome
@Sierra000
4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
@Sierra000
4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
“Yes” is dangerous. Say “maybe” instead they will feel even more tortured.
@reddyu4259
4 жыл бұрын
At the call center I worked at for a very brief period of time what he just did would get signed up for the product.
@tylerpalazzo2939
4 жыл бұрын
@@reddyu4259 how you gonna pay for it if your credit card number is "yes" though?
@reddyu4259
4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Palazzo so I worked for an internet company that was just trying to push a streaming service on customers of their internet service. So we already had all their card info on file. We would basically give the pitch and before they could ask any questions we would ask if their names and addresses were correct then ask if we can add it to their account. So if they just said yes they would be signed up.
@tylerpalazzo2939
4 жыл бұрын
@@reddyu4259 ah. Tuché lol
@tavynmay
4 жыл бұрын
Circuloid chaotic evil
There are no telemarketers anymore. Just scammers.
This is now the worst possible thing you can say. Scammers will attempt to *trick* you into saying "Yes", record it, and then use your own voice to sign you up for things like credit card charges you don't even know about.
I like how he hesitated before answering the last question.
@gamma2589
4 жыл бұрын
I agree. XD
@ulazlo
4 жыл бұрын
João Gualberto R. Vilela a small price to pay for salvation
@beyondintervals6606
4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSS
@HDestroyer787
4 жыл бұрын
Because if he did he will offend himself and if he didn't he will miss the whole point of the video
@MCrane81
4 жыл бұрын
Almost like he didnt know how to respond...so he thought for a split second then chose honesty lol ".....yes"
That pause between ''You're also a moron'' and ''yes'' was more suspenseful than any horror movie I've seen recently.
@WystericalHysteria
3 жыл бұрын
@YouGotRickrolled *Among Us theme plays.*
@pikehunter23750
3 жыл бұрын
You obviously haven't seen the part where Jim Lahey tells Bobandy that, "I am the Liquor" in Trailer Park Boys. It could be perceived as a Horror movie....maybe.....well no.
@WystericalHysteria
3 жыл бұрын
@@pikehunter23750 I still have to finish Trailer Park Boys, I'm on like, season 6 or something.
@pikehunter23750
3 жыл бұрын
@@WystericalHysteria It's the way she goes.
@MyLifeThai371
3 жыл бұрын
yes
I once had a telemarketer ask me if I wanted to pay less taxes and I said no. They hesitated for a few seconds then repeated the question, and I replied "no" again, saying something like "you know, I'm doing OK financially so I don't mind". Then when she wanted to explain to me in details about how I didn't understand the huge benefits of saving money I interrupted her and said I had an appointment with my psychologist (which was totally true). She was SO confused lol
@photlam9769
10 ай бұрын
That's crazy this was posted 30 seconds ago
@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
6 ай бұрын
that's crazy this was posted 3 months ago@@photlam9769
@DodgyDaveGTX
6 ай бұрын
@photlam9769 What's even crazier is that both the original comment _and_ your reply were posted 3 months ago _exactly_ (according to KZread 🤷♀) 🙃
@Luna-wp4pu
6 ай бұрын
@@DodgyDaveGTX whats somehow even crazier is that your reply was posted 1 hour ago
@TheRiverweasel09
6 ай бұрын
@@Luna-wp4pu And yours was exactly one whole day ago! Oh my!
Can't do this anymore cuz telemarketers will ask you yes/no questions that by saying yes will give them concent to steal your information and claim "you said yes on the phone"
@jessicadragonare7993
9 ай бұрын
They cant get your info from you if you only say yes
@collinlblc
9 ай бұрын
@jessicadragonare7993 I meant if they already have your info and THEN you say yes to furthur actions: "Do you give us permission to wire transfer us $5000?" "Yes." Thank you very much. Once you have your voice it's hard to fight that you didn't actually give permission you were "just making a joke by saying yes"
@collinlblc
9 ай бұрын
@@jessicadragonare7993 The equivalent would be signing a check before someone else writes in the currency amount
“You’re also a Moron” *The hardest choices require the strongest wills*
@daisymay6684
4 жыл бұрын
420 likes and I cant break that
@AeroCash
4 жыл бұрын
Panic! in the darkness of my soul Again, *The hardest choices require the strongest wills*
@edwardfights4900
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least he stayed loyal to his scheme lol
@umarsyed7538
4 жыл бұрын
He could have said 'No' and then carried on with the Yeses.
@smc_sniper1090
4 жыл бұрын
“you’re a moron” lmao he’s the one who fuckin scams people over the phone FOR A LIVING 🤣🤣🤣
"Youre also a Moron" "YES" *"Ive won But at What Cost?"*
@nw1616
4 жыл бұрын
Your dignity
@legokangaroo5010
4 жыл бұрын
@@nw1616 worth it
@doom-driveneap4569
4 жыл бұрын
Mobile Legends Streaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frankybaez1737
4 жыл бұрын
All you lose is a little time a day to make these duckers suffer and not have to scam someone else
@InuzukaxClan
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
I just go with “hello? … hello? … hello?” like it’s a bad connection.
Never never ever say yes to a telemarketer. They can use that legally against you, depending on their questioning.
@Dreadpirateflappy
10 ай бұрын
"they can use that legally against you" not how it works... a phonecall is not legally binding.
@mysteriousness521
10 ай бұрын
@@Dreadpirateflappy :skull:
@oz_jones
10 ай бұрын
@@Dreadpirateflappyverbal contracts are 100% binding.
@RCenal
10 ай бұрын
@@oz_jonesnot really until there is a signed dotted line
@RCenal
10 ай бұрын
I'm curious how they can use it legally against you though
I like how they get upset if you waste their time when they are the ones who always waste your time.
@hellomine2849
3 жыл бұрын
fr
@notthatkindofkaren
3 жыл бұрын
Once i said "i'm at work and you all keep calling me" and the telemarketer had the AUDACITY to say she was at her work too, to what i responded "but your work is to call people all day long, mine isn't to answer to your calls". They never returned.
@friendlyreaper9012
3 жыл бұрын
@@notthatkindofkaren yeah they are unbelievably annoying. I was in the bathroom once and the phone was ringing for like 2 mins so I assumed it was something urgent. I answered the phone and as soon as I realized it was a telemarketer I hung up without even saying anything. Can't stand those people. Who gives you the right to call someone multiple times a week and annoy them.
@Cavemanner
3 жыл бұрын
And I will never understand why people work at these places. I've tried twice to work at a cold-calling center and both times I just got up and left after the first hour actually calling people. You have to have zero empathy and literally no self-awareness.
@jimmypillz2713
3 жыл бұрын
Cuz you trick'em in thinking they'll get a bigger paycheck. No one likes their money being f*cked with.
Plot twist: The same guy called back and he only answered with “no”
@xGARIDx
4 жыл бұрын
This will not go far
@lesserknown3096
4 жыл бұрын
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@nelsoncastellanos5992
4 жыл бұрын
Yes?
@Marlanner.
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and his name was Jim Florentine lol, look it up: "Terrorizing Telemarketers"
@notmakingcontent
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, am I speaking to ******" "No" "Okay, I'm sorry about that. Enjoy your day." *click*
I ALMOST believe that is a real telemarketer. I almost still believe in Santa Claus
He could've easily answered, "no, because I stayed in school so I don't have to be a telemarketer" instead of admitting to being a moron. 😂😂😂
@volutedmetal8543
9 ай бұрын
I personally think it's better to commit to the bit no matter what. say yes to everything until they hang up, no matter what and before anyone says anything, a phone call is not legally binding, and as long as you keep saying "yes", they're not getting any SSN or anything other than maybe a phone number out of it
@thersten
9 ай бұрын
@@volutedmetal8543 he definitely didn't commit. He hesitated bc he knew the telemarketer got the best of him. Then proceeded to call himself a moron. 🤣🤣
@torkicks2670
9 ай бұрын
you don't realize how lame that would be he had to commit
@fredrick119
8 ай бұрын
hag
@fredrick119
8 ай бұрын
hag@@volutedmetal8543
A telemarketer trying to call this guy a moron. The irony is rich.
@Agat3
4 жыл бұрын
*yes* it is
@TJ-kj9ki
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wildleprechaun2197
4 жыл бұрын
They are just doing they job.
@volrogue
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh it's their job. People like you just... 😭
@johnseaman3632
4 жыл бұрын
That question proves that the caller was NOT a telemarketer... He was a SCAMMER... A telemarketer would immediately be fired if he got caught asking such a question. He was most likely trying to Phish for personal information (you NEVER give your SSN, whole or in part, to ANYONE who cold calls your number, no matter how "official" the call seems).
Telemarketer: "You're also a moron" Him: "...yes" It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable
@dibbyo456
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Raddkann
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
@bendingtimerf11
4 жыл бұрын
Hhhmmmm. Strange
@Lucas-Nunes
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@preferanon_7697
4 жыл бұрын
Ok
Honestly what I typically do is say something like "Sorry, could you give me a minute? I need to get a pen to write stuff down" and then set the phone down and go about my day. I dropped from multiple calls a day to like one every couple weeks and those are typically new companies.
@highestpeeqs9532
7 ай бұрын
Proverbs 8:17 King James Version 17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me. Jesus loves you and calls all of us to repent!!! ! !!!!
@KahavaveCAPIPI
7 ай бұрын
@@highestpeeqs9532 Jesus can love this dick. I actually don't have any problems with christians, but this sort of thing only pushes people away from it.
when he said "Yes" I felt that
Never say the word yes to a scam phone call....
@gekyumeisthename9270
4 жыл бұрын
george bland why
@georgebland485
4 жыл бұрын
@@gekyumeisthename9270 a lot of the time the scammers goal is exactly to get that sound bite from you. A lot of information can be accessed by your voice print
@joshjohnson2600
4 жыл бұрын
I just threaten their lives. Those little Pakistani guys don't like that.
@rippi37
4 жыл бұрын
Answering 'yes' can be our downfall in a telemarketers phonecall
@jonathangoodwin457
4 жыл бұрын
You can always say no
Legend has it he’s still out there somewhere saying “Yes.”
@t-bagbagwell1327
4 жыл бұрын
Yes!?
@TheChainedFox
4 жыл бұрын
Bro I died laughing when i saw this comment
@textingstudiosstarcompany9428
4 жыл бұрын
Okay micheal scott
@dundermifflin3847
4 жыл бұрын
bro never got this many likes pretty cool. . .
@killgervoss
4 жыл бұрын
It aint even a legend, tis a fact
This is still one of the funniest videos on youtube in this genre of telemarketer trolling xD
Once I know these callers are attempting to scam me, I ask them "Is your mother and father going to be proud of what you accomplish today?"
When he said "you are also a moron" you should have acted like you were genuine with ALL your previous answers and didn't understand what you did wrong
@MichaelKeaveneyYouTube
4 жыл бұрын
Yusuf Kızılkaya That would’ve been hilarious.
@TonyDQT
4 жыл бұрын
Yusuf Kızılkaya Yes.
@Cammakesithappen
4 жыл бұрын
golden youtube comment thread💀💀💀💀
@myaamorlenina938
4 жыл бұрын
Yusuf Kızılkaya wow sounds like you’ve done it before 😅😅
@OriasX
4 жыл бұрын
Yusuf Kızılkaya Nah
Once a hearing aid specialist called me trying to buy a hearing aid. So I pretended I couldn't hear him...ugh I had so much fun. Lol.
@JoeriU
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@disksector
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@noodlebrains2689
3 жыл бұрын
So... did you sell him one or not!
@Casedilla73
3 жыл бұрын
@@noodlebrains2689 Yes
@carbonmolecules4504
3 жыл бұрын
Was he trying to sell you one or were you trying to sell him one? Cuz if it’s the latter then I can only ask why lmao
Asking for the social security number is crazy
I wonder how long the conversation would have went had he replied with no
Me: Why is this on my recommendation? KZread: Yes.
@sergiocordova9244
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@dude4966
4 жыл бұрын
Damn bro that was a good one
@duzzitmatter8679
4 жыл бұрын
Not only on you’re recommended feed. I guess we’re all morons.
@aDadwhoCares
4 жыл бұрын
Great comment lol
@II_soap_II
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
That hesitation at the end to say "yes" to that last question. LOL
@DBK__
4 жыл бұрын
What's up guys? Y E S
@AslanW
4 жыл бұрын
@@hughballs Stop.
@211reid
4 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand is he a scammer
@desertmulehunter
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
0:12 that enthusiastic Yes always gets me
This made me LOL years ago, then today it showed up in my suggestions. Had to watch it again. Wish I could hit 👍 button infinite times. YES!
“You’re also a moron” *Very hesitantly* “yes”
@BalanceX.
4 жыл бұрын
Oh magyar top comment
@floriangramsch9036
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@asaplevi
4 жыл бұрын
Igen
“No this is Patrick”
@randomgurl812
4 жыл бұрын
Col Col No this is a scammer
@SerratedSoul9
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@epicglitchtv7092
4 жыл бұрын
Hahhhahah
@SGprooo
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@antivvv
4 жыл бұрын
yes
Be careful. They could record your "yes" and use it against you.
How ironic are they to call someone a moron when someone doesnt gets fooled by their scams
“You are also a moron?” “Yes.” We may have lost the battle but we’ve won the war
@JordanWheeler1999
3 жыл бұрын
@@temavero2124 no
@johngilles9371
3 жыл бұрын
YES!
@jayjaws2478
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@JordanWheeler1999
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@annahgibbus8
3 жыл бұрын
It's better to be mor-on then mor-off LoL 😂
“You’re also a moron.” “No, this is Patrick.”
@jasonbrister1917
4 жыл бұрын
I should say no this is patrick to the telemarker guy
@patrickperrin9546
4 жыл бұрын
I love it
@JSM270
4 жыл бұрын
I actually tried this very thing right now. Scammer responded the exact same way. "Are you stupid".
@jasonbrister1917
4 жыл бұрын
Or who are you calling pinhead who is the the real dirty Dan umm I am haaaaaa
@coldblooded568
2 жыл бұрын
😄😅🤣
"You're also a moron?" "I'd answer that but I'm not the one scamming people."
My sister did something similar to this, except she just kept saying "hi" to the guy on the other end until he hung up.
"You're also a moron?" *Painful silence* ..yes I've won but at what cost..?
@spencergwin9454
4 жыл бұрын
Don't see a real cost. So, some jackass telemarketer thinks you're a moron? So effing what? Unless you know and interact a lot with said telemarketer, I don't see a real problem or cost. And even then, who the hell cares??
@rehmanr6848
4 жыл бұрын
And 169k likez thats a lot
@that_emo_teen_6363
4 жыл бұрын
God Damnit I was about to make that meme😂😂😂
@that_emo_teen_6363
4 жыл бұрын
@@spencergwin9454 r/wooosh
@HolidayDarth
4 жыл бұрын
.
Telemarketer: You’re also a moron Yes guy: **audible hesitation** Yes.
@mateussalustiano8969
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the question but what moron means? Im Brazilian i dont get it
@MikoyanMiG31Foxhound
4 жыл бұрын
@@mateussalustiano8969 its basically the same thing as idiot
@missingno2401
4 жыл бұрын
moron = dumbass = stupid = idiot
@mateussalustiano8969
4 жыл бұрын
@@MikoyanMiG31Foxhound thanks
@mateussalustiano8969
4 жыл бұрын
thanks
My old man father-in-law loves to use his age as an excuse to use the "hard of hearing" card and have them go through their entire spiel, only to have to repeat it again. And again. And again. He's retired with nothing better to do than to F*** with them until they finally just give up.
THIS IS AWESOME! I watched the doc “Telemarketers” (HBO) then I actually received a call almost exactly like it sounded on the series. For a police charity too! Get the word out because THEY’RE STILL AT IT!
Fun Fact: He’s still answering everyone with a ‘yes’
@souravkrishnak
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bast7860
4 жыл бұрын
Sourav krishna k yessssss
@trygve_
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you know how plot twists work
@tornkey8771
4 жыл бұрын
That isn't a twist, it's a fact.
@tornkey8771
4 жыл бұрын
@@trygve_ yep ^^^
How to torture telemarketers with one word: “Joe”
@manseiysraelbantiyan1700
4 жыл бұрын
Who's joe? (Ur welcome)
@aceofspades3361
4 жыл бұрын
'ɐɯɐɯ ǝoɾ
@hughmungus1856
4 жыл бұрын
Mansei Ysrael Bantiyan JO MAMA
@vendetta3941
4 жыл бұрын
Telemarketer would like to know your location.
@Charles-qn9eo
4 жыл бұрын
How about Mike?
Bro really pulled the “are you dumb” trick as if this guy would care 💀😂
The fact that the telemarketer takes his “yes” as a way to gauge his debt CRACKS me up
@giraffesushi8112
4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@araysfan8243
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds staged but its a good 💡
“YES” thank me later
@TiffRose
4 жыл бұрын
Gerard Rosal yes
@God_Help_Me11
4 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@micahbrimhall584
4 жыл бұрын
Can I thank you now?
@mathematicalninja2756
4 жыл бұрын
@@micahbrimhall584 yes
@tinaphalange9621
4 жыл бұрын
yes
this phone and phone book really dates this video and i love it! so much nostalgia
How to torture a telemarketer: "911 emergency hotline, What can we help you with?"
Telemarketer: Realizes he’s only saying yes *I’m about to do what’s called, a gamer move.*
@lewis2705
4 жыл бұрын
TheGaming Boi not a Pro one, cos he’s not a Pro.
@charon_lix
4 жыл бұрын
Why did you type your comment like a queer?
@andrewgriesel1049
4 жыл бұрын
@@charon_lix no U
@charon_lix
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgriesel1049 Wow using normie insults. You really are gay
@donalddarko5807
4 жыл бұрын
@@charon_lix Man everyone's gay once in a while, this is the internet
Most of the time I start speaking Spanish, and they say “please hold” and transfer me over to a Spanish speaker where I then speak English acting confused. Then they’ll sometimes transfer me back. Had it happen like 3 times in a row once before they caught on. Funniest shit ever
@youtubeforcedmetomakeahandle
3 жыл бұрын
this makes me wish i was bilingual oof
@killerkitten7534
3 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeforcedmetomakeahandle I’m not bilingual, I just say random Spanish words and it still convinced them
@youtubeforcedmetomakeahandle
3 жыл бұрын
@@killerkitten7534 genius matieee genius
@larap71300
3 жыл бұрын
They caught you? What did they say? Hahahah
@killerkitten7534
3 жыл бұрын
@@larap71300 I think they just realized I was transferring them back and forth and they hung up on my 3rd or 4th transfer without a word. It was fantastic
One time one of these telemarketers started swearing at me 😂
at least the scammer was taking the troll in stride. every telephone scammer should have a sense of humor.
Telemarketer:“You’re also a moron” Him: “Yes” Telemarketer: *hangs up* him: I’ve won but at what cost?
@julioluiz
4 жыл бұрын
yes
@---lf5rf
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@heikokurogiriabyss9661
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sumthintuf3648
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@warlordnipple
4 жыл бұрын
@Abstractism if you are a telemarketer you own no one a scam telemarketer is the lowest level of human society. Even in the West where no caste system exists we all acknowledge that there is one caste of all humans, from scientists and CEOs to janitors and carpenters, then there are scam telemarketers.
“how much debt do you have” *”yes”*
@jasonhagos
3 жыл бұрын
yes.
@Nobody-jd4fn
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tylerclay5654
3 жыл бұрын
All of it
@speeeeeen6542
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SatanRomps
3 жыл бұрын
"........okaaay.....is it over 20,000 $ in debt?" "Yes."
I highly advise against this. They will record your "yes" and do things far worse than calling you on the daily.
@ZackThreet
6 ай бұрын
There's nothing they can do with a recording of you saying "yes", or anything for that matter. That's just a myth
@pick8695
6 ай бұрын
@ZackThreet Well that, sir, is a myth I'd rather not try busting myself. Also I had a buddy in my platoon that said 'yes' to scammers like that and he was placed on so many scam call lists. Even if the theory I said earlier is not true, do take my word that you'll be getting calls more frequently.
I had this very fun scam/telemarketing conversation back when I had (accidentally) broken my cell phone's mic and had been getting by with just the beep from pressing digits (because that was still being sent through - which was interesting). So I can't remember how long I've been doing this but long enough that I developed a very minimal language which alternated short and long beeps up 7 consecutive signals. And well, the simplest ones (1 and 2 beeps) respectively were clearly 'yes' and 'no'. So when this guy calls I just started talking like I did with my friends, trying to keep it simple. Yes, no and occasionally maybe/I don't know (4 beeps). And funnily enough, he just picked it up. I thought this went to show how desperately committed these people are (and how very few people probably entertain a conversation with them). We actually talked for quite a while as he was ultimately decided to have me sign up for something or whatever - can't remember - until he got to some invincible obstacle, such as getting an ID or something from me - where he just gave up.
“You’re also a moron?” The yes guy: I’ve won but at what cost?
@maxcools9404
4 жыл бұрын
Dis is truly funny hope u get past this coronavirus bro u deserve it ur comment made my day I laughed so hard ur comedy is Golden stay blessed bro💯💯
@timothyaugustine7093
4 жыл бұрын
@@maxcools9404 Yes
@KayvonGz
4 жыл бұрын
Max cools shut the fuck up poosyole
@maxcools9404
4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Shahidi I would give u 5 stars but homie😂😂
@aethertime8527
4 жыл бұрын
Max cools haha thanks man glad to hear that and I hope you get through it too :)
Telemarketer: "What is your debt sir?" This guy: "Yes"
@sanjeevrd8718
4 жыл бұрын
I felt that 🥺
@Hyper76400
4 жыл бұрын
Sanjeev Rd same
@butter3750
4 жыл бұрын
Yes is code word for college debt
@ANKYLOVER3647
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@carrotsprig
4 жыл бұрын
He has all the debt
"You're also a moron?" ABSOLUTELY!
This is even more useful than a torture chamber
@billysinge8977
4 жыл бұрын
How do you even know how useful a torture chamber is if the first place...???
@Zeytrixx
4 жыл бұрын
😉
@krievv
4 жыл бұрын
@@billysinge8977 Wait you're saying it's not normal to know.
@billysinge8977
4 жыл бұрын
Krievv lol.
@ameenchowdhury5772
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
Telemarketer: How many times are you going to say “Yes”? Him: Yes.
@f.b.iagent8921
4 жыл бұрын
@Simeon Petrov true,only one reply
@kaexewires7531
4 жыл бұрын
@@f.b.iagent8921 now two replies!
@DianneAlexander4858
4 жыл бұрын
Now 3 replies
@zackperron6090
4 жыл бұрын
Now 4 replies
@DianneAlexander4858
4 жыл бұрын
Now 5 replies
I once did this and got the same question at the end. Told him his mom was 😂
The fact that you answered "yes" to the last question, clearly shows your dedication and commitment to make these "brilliant" people (telemarketers) suffer. Good job lol I've actually done it to them too, but they didnt call me a m-_on. They get annoyed a lot though lol
“How much more of our time are you going to waste?” Guy: Yes
@NobugangaShimazu
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@DakanX
4 жыл бұрын
No
@aprofile1508
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@yashiro3436
4 жыл бұрын
Computer says *NO*
@guacamoli7
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe
Never say "yes" on the phone to a random person.
@jpaxonreyes
7 ай бұрын
@@TheWashableBomb - it happened to me. 8 times.
Literally the only reason why I clicked on this video is because my parents had the exact same phone in this video when I was growing up 💀
When the telemarketer asked if he was a moron, he should have said "no" just to mess with him. The telemarketer would have flipped his lid.
@justaneditygangstar
Жыл бұрын
I would’ve actually said “You are, I just wasted your time!!! :D”
@coolcatcastle8
Жыл бұрын
@@justaneditygangstar we do a little trolling
@brainsanitation
Жыл бұрын
i would have simply hung up
@totaltwit
Жыл бұрын
"..are you a Moron" - reply, "just like you" - "get yourself a proper job, thief" - I sometimes hit them with "thief".
@AlphaQHard
Жыл бұрын
@@justaneditygangstar I would have said “idk you’re the one wasting your time while im mocking you”
"Did you do it?" Him: Yes "What did it cost?" Him: Yes
@user-fn3py8hv9p
4 жыл бұрын
This deserves more like lol
@KennyHavoc
4 жыл бұрын
Thats a good one
@Prushka
4 жыл бұрын
I usually fucking hate these comments but this one is decent
@georgek4416
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@kally6956
4 жыл бұрын
woah nice a fellow marvel fan!
Thanks, you've undoubtedly inspired a lot of people with this genius. Personally, I can't wait to try it. 😊
This is how I respond to them when a telemarketer calls me while I’m in the toilet and can’t be bothered.
“So y-e-s spells yes, what does e-y-e-s spell?” “Eeeeeee-yes”
@nicktorea4017
4 жыл бұрын
Where did you get that from? I've seen it somewhere else & it made me laugh so much I'd love to see it again.
@emiliauh
4 жыл бұрын
@@nicktorea4017 kzread.info/dash/bejne/gmimw8-omdK9nto.html
@nicktorea4017
4 жыл бұрын
@@emiliauh aw no now I'm going to have a sore stomach from too much laughing thanks for the link man.
@emiliauh
4 жыл бұрын
@@nicktorea4017 no problem, hope your sore stomach goes away
@thewigon
4 жыл бұрын
NoobieSnake doesn’t work the same when you type it
"You're also a moron?" "Yes" **Quite simple spell but quite unbreakable**
@ihateorphans
4 жыл бұрын
No, but you are.
@wowbox7996
4 жыл бұрын
Omg lol dude u got 1k likes in 1day wtf
@darkybiltz7852
4 жыл бұрын
Wow Box yo what i just notice that
@JourneyofaBraveone
4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@cherylbohman6518
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, good. Just checking.
When they ask you how you’re doing today, just say “lousy”. It throws their whole pitch.
You have to say "no sorry hes not here he died"
I had a friend who would repeat the following phrase: “Man. I don’t care about that.” Over and over until they gave up. He’d stay in monotone voice for the duration; it was always hilarious to witness.
@ThePB77
4 жыл бұрын
Is your friend JME?
@hyperexity4709
4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePB77 Yes
@dalethelander3781
4 жыл бұрын
I like to cut them off mid-spiel by saying "cut to the chase." Makes 'em hang up every time. Occasionally, I like to screw with them when they ask for my name. "It's Ben. Ben Chode."
@naritruwireve1381
4 жыл бұрын
Please film that and upload it. I need to watch that lol
@Cacowninja
4 жыл бұрын
Well your friend's not wrong. I mean he doesn't care about that.
YES!! YES!! YES!! YESS?
@horitron726
3 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo reference ?
@patrick-is-so-cool
3 жыл бұрын
@@horitron726 🤢🤮 anime moment
@menacingpotato582
3 жыл бұрын
"I'll wager my soul."
@ThatNerdAlbert
3 жыл бұрын
@@horitron726 how is this a jojo reference how is everything a jojo reference
@AkioAkagiB3stAn1mat0rEv3r
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatNerdAlbert an episode of jojo someone kept saying "yes" thats why its a jojo reference
Parents: “How much money do you need?” Me: “Yes”