"Play soft, softer, don’t even bother" *Trumpet players:* "P means POWER"

@thebattleshipcondescension4157

4 жыл бұрын

O H Y O U B E T -

@maggie8081

4 жыл бұрын

I sometimes crack up when practising pieces, (normally on the days when half of the class actually goes to class) when thinking about dynamics. Trumpets have three settings; -On -Off -That Weird Cough Gargle Noise (Most of my band group hates me because of how often I laugh in solos)

@libertyprime7657

4 жыл бұрын

Clarinet players felt that

@devinm.2398

4 жыл бұрын

Liberty Prime clarinet players are always playing piano at their loudest in my band

@libertyprime7657

4 жыл бұрын

@@devinm.2398 in the 4 schools I went to we was always a ppp to trumpets fff

“Counting to 5 has never been more difficult” “You thought it was over”

@KnowNot_Name

4 жыл бұрын

“You’re... very unimportant”

@ikene1130

4 жыл бұрын

Wooosh

@eeeniewiem3571

4 жыл бұрын

@@ikene1130???

@ikene1130

4 жыл бұрын

@@eeeniewiem3571 r/woosh

@eeeniewiem3571

4 жыл бұрын

@@ikene1130 how did i get wooooshed?

"dont forget to breathe" me, a violonist with anxiety: ty i forgot for a moment

@alicebrown9034

3 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@maggieerickson2673

2 жыл бұрын

I’m just like you yay! New internet friend!

@theactualbobross5556

2 жыл бұрын

As a violinist myself I have to pay attention to my breathing sometimes. Especially if I’m practicing one of Paganini’s caprices. Don’t hold your breath. Steady breathing with minimal inflection to your muscles and chest

@mandaleiadcox2519

2 жыл бұрын

As a violinist I have never run into that problem 🙃

The breath mark isn't reminding you to breathe. It's telling you that you don't get to breathe until then

@pencils7351

Жыл бұрын

As a flute, we had to figure out where the best places to write those in during the parts where breathing became a privilege, as another flute in this comment section put it lol. Honestly that was the most difficult part about playing flute, figuring out when it was okay to breathe when the director stopped telling us

@madeleinewalker838

Жыл бұрын

@@pencils7351 I'm a HS flute player right now. We had a piece a month ago where there was no good place to breathe and it was really obvious whenever you did. If you didn't stagger breathe and sneak back in it sounded so bad.

@pencils7351

Жыл бұрын

@@madeleinewalker838 I only ended up doing one year of HS band (me and one of the directors that year had a mutual dislike for each other), so four in total. I remember those times we had to stagger breaths, those pieces were so hard to get right, especially when it's like three pages long and you have to remember which part is when you stagger. I haven't been in band for 3 and a half years now, but i still play occasionally for fun, i played happy birthday for an online friend over discord recently Edit: fixed my math lol, got my "time since last band class" wrong

@AceOfStars0

Жыл бұрын

For strings its "keep your bow as slow as you can, then reset as quickly as you can. But remember, no matter how quick you do it, it will never be fast enough"

@adleighstrickland2952

Жыл бұрын

PFFFFFF

8 bar rest: You are unimportant 64 bar rest: You are very unimportant 256 bar rest: You are a percussionist

@43ballboy

4 жыл бұрын

Tacet: you are an auxiliary percussionist

@natalietaft006

4 жыл бұрын

Factsss

@cartoongraveyard4643

4 жыл бұрын

Playing flute in the school band was half 8 bar rests and half "breathing is a priveledge"

@fabuloushatlady7812

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a double bass player. Everyone always wonders why I’m suddenly tired in Orchestra class. I’m sorry, maybe it’s a mix between not playing for five minutes, and when I do play it’s basically just a lullaby.

@aynDRAWS

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so hard--

This entire video is the essence of “Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with”

@bobmcfattie56

4 жыл бұрын

Same LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@greggorb5495

4 жыл бұрын

True that

@FishSnackems

4 жыл бұрын

"You go back and then... no"

@queenofclubs4927

4 жыл бұрын

sammmmmeeeeee

@Onethousandsubscribers

4 жыл бұрын

Tru

there’s a guy in our band whose name is dakota. one day the band director said “everyone look at the coda” and we aLL TURNED TO LOOK AT DAKOTA

@jojosgames8

2 жыл бұрын

i'll bet he was a tuba player

@nightowlspirit24

2 жыл бұрын

@@jojosgames8 absolutely

Lets give a moment of silence to the beginners who thought this would be helpful...

@Jaylamah529

2 жыл бұрын

F

@Dhanu_lol

2 жыл бұрын

F

@carlbegley8736

2 жыл бұрын

ya know i came here to learn how to read sheet music and got mind fucked

@chuckled125

2 жыл бұрын

yeah this is funny but shouldn't be the first result when you search "how to read sheet music"

@dan-us6nk

2 жыл бұрын

me, but I play an instrument where it's hard to even get notes, so it took me around three years to fully get the jokes, while learning on my free time some theory and in the little bit I can get in lessons.

“Counting to five has never been this hard.” Stravinsky: *laughs in 13/8*

@gypsytabor1675

5 жыл бұрын

Brubek: *shrugs his shoulders*

@minor_2nd

4 жыл бұрын

Ganondorf: laughs in 23/16

@fernandosalazar730

4 жыл бұрын

Laughing in 49/5

@pmmeurcatpics

4 жыл бұрын

Stop flexing on me like that, I feel stupid

@mistertea603

4 жыл бұрын

...wait...there's 13/8?...**whatdoesthatevenmean**

When he said “you were never informed of this” for solo I felt that

The “by a 12-year old” bit will always forever make me laugh for a week straight every time I think about it And we all know the classic “demisemihemidemisemiquaver” which will never not be hysterical to say aloud and that’s a fact

@gautiermilewski4322

Жыл бұрын

You'll find that information very useful.

flutes: *waiting for 64 measures of rest* “at least i get paid.” person on triangles: “wait y’all get paid?!”

@mr.applejuice8546

4 жыл бұрын

If only I ever had more than 8 bars of rest in a song

@sassberrysnap

4 жыл бұрын

Pff

@momoandmiz

4 жыл бұрын

(cries in second violin)

@idioticpotot8124

4 жыл бұрын

heck Yeah

@WorldWeave

4 жыл бұрын

I once played triangle exactly NINE TIMES in ONE SONG!!!.....I may have a bias against triangle 😶

"If you're reading this, it's already too late." LMAO

@maltvinegar436

4 жыл бұрын

What does it mean

@rivervalentine5448

4 жыл бұрын

@@maltvinegar436 Quickly or Suddenly. Usually suddenly

@chaedr7694

4 жыл бұрын

so you go back when... no, wait

@lukasdaora369

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaedr7694 *doodloodloodloodloodloodlo--*

“This is only fun when playing the Trombone… This is the only fun thing about playing the Trombone.” As a trombonist I have never been more offended by something so true

@eggeggchick

2 жыл бұрын

hello fellow trombonist, i couldn’t agree more

@benclearman4339

2 жыл бұрын

same

@jacobr7729

2 жыл бұрын

I felt attacked, but only because he forgot something: racecar noises

@arthurkastler157

2 жыл бұрын

Tricky Sam Nanton sounds? Weird robot fart sounds, Charlie Brown’s teacher, New Orleans style tailgate, Eddie Palmieri style trombone chorus? Don’t believe the lies! Trombones are awesome, keep playing people!!! And this video is also awesome

@thelistener1268

2 жыл бұрын

he's calling us out... But the glissando being straight and not wiggly is kinda cursed.

"This reminds you when to breathe . . . in case you forget to breathe." As a vocal performance major w/ anxiety who's sucked at breath control for YEARS, I can't tell you how needed that breathmark is.

"Counting to five has never been this hard" Ganondorf: *laughs in 23/16, 17/16, and then 23/16 again*

@guythatisguy723

4 жыл бұрын

TheRedstoneBlaze no thanks

@Jax-ke6jf

4 жыл бұрын

Why, just is there a contest on how to make music as freaking confusing as possible?

@victoriamiller5080

4 жыл бұрын

*shaking in terrified violin*

@KC-zi7pw

4 жыл бұрын

TheRedstoneBlaze Who hurt you?

@jakkco

4 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in 64 1*

Ah yes I often forget to breathe when playing the drums I’ll just pass out randomly lol

@dragonsandangels2350

5 жыл бұрын

🥁+(😧×0)=😪☠💀??????? this is my only equation for this... I honestly don't know.

@Cloiss_

5 жыл бұрын

As someone who plays piano, clarinet, and sings I often notice that I breathe before I come in on piano

@thunderfirex335

5 жыл бұрын

@Pastrie Patroler Yes, I too pass out while playing the drums because I forget to breathe, FWP

@dudeokay6174

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@xxy5757

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

the "solo": "you were never informed about this" got me the most

@acetraineraster5171

2 жыл бұрын

the one piece I get a solo it actually says "solo (opt. tutti)" and "solo" so ig I'm one of the lucky ones? (I play F. Horn, and the piece in question is Great Locomotive Chase)

*shows common time* “This is easy.” *shows cut time* “This is not.” As someone who had to play something in cut time, I agree. THAT WAS VERY HARD.

@blockyhour4224

2 жыл бұрын

One time my band director made us play a cut time piece we were learning in 4/4 time and it was the most horrific thing I've ever heard

@kc_games8787

2 жыл бұрын

@@blockyhour4224 Honestly, I could imagine that. The band I was playing in Tuesday night had to learn a cut time piece in in 4/4 first because they kept slowing down, and it was the snare’s fault. Lucky I played bass drum.

@blockyhour4224

2 жыл бұрын

@@kc_games8787 lol

@acetraineraster5171

2 жыл бұрын

Cut time is the bane of my existence

"You can put them together to sound nice-" *o* *b o*

@lhabiajets

4 жыл бұрын

AHH-

@Tired_Coffee

4 жыл бұрын

OH HECK NAW-

@avaonyschuk7376

4 жыл бұрын

Haha that cracked me up. But that is how my ms band sounds rn so yep.

@certainlyanodd1

4 жыл бұрын

AHH

@eesthhrr

4 жыл бұрын

Lukas Daora ahhh

“Hey, what instrument do you play?” “Weird flute”

@auntierosetiarosa88

4 жыл бұрын

Hello Satan.

@nameman9997

4 жыл бұрын

thanks satan

@solarean

4 жыл бұрын

hello xd

“There are also some obscure clefs that you’ll never be told about.” Me: *Laughs in Viola*

As a person whos been reading sheet music for 8 years, I really needed this.

“This is easy, and this is not” FACTS.

@maddie_1122

4 жыл бұрын

I know the first is common time but what's the second one?

@ineedfood3766

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob the Propagandist cut time

@liamsmith8518

4 жыл бұрын

@@maddie_1122 cut time, it's half of common time, 2/2, half note gets the beat, two beats in a measure, so a whole note in common time is 4 four counts it is two in cut, half note 1, quarter note 1/8th eight note 1/16 sixteenth note is 1/32, and so on, so everything is halfed and it sucks, unless the composer is really good at his job

@Oliver-bb5kr

4 жыл бұрын

Alison K True!! Cut time is the spawn of satan

@n0ahgabr1el

4 жыл бұрын

if you think cut time isnt easy ur either a coward or u just started band. i said what i said

Everybody gangsta *'till the DEMISEMIHEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER comes in*

@ryleelyn3337

4 жыл бұрын

*sad flute noises*

@frut_jooos

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till the symbol with like a dozen fs rolls on your sheet music

@Nosinc

4 жыл бұрын

Noice 666

@YellowLAVA

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it does stand for 256th note

@kerriskuce4430

4 жыл бұрын

I love how you took the time to spell it out.

“You can put notes together to make them sound nice” *literally the sound of purgatory*

"You're very unimportant." *cries in snare drum in concert band

"Play loud, and then don't." "Play loud, and then... don't." I mean he's not _wrong_

@Monkey-vq3ok

4 жыл бұрын

What does it acculy mean

@FlameRat_YehLon

4 жыл бұрын

@@Monkey-vq3ok I think fp is more smooth while sfz is more dramatic. But to be honest I'm not sure, and I don't think anyone can draw a clear line between these two anyway.

@cassiepass22

4 жыл бұрын

野龍 they’re literally the same

@cassiepass22

4 жыл бұрын

野龍 fp stands for forte-piano (loud-soft) whereas sfz stands for sforzando (suddenly from forte to piano)

@FlameRat_YehLon

4 жыл бұрын

@@cassiepass22 ... or not. I don't think there's any rule to prevent me from understanding the two things slightly differently.

"If you put them together, they sound nice." **death**

@kerosened8586

4 жыл бұрын

2:13

@homolynx

4 жыл бұрын

It says boo I just realized 👀

No one: My sheet music: so we're in 2/4, and now we're in 3/4 for a measure before going back to 2/4, then we go back to 3/4, then we go to 4/4 and it will be like that for a while, and then we go back to 2/4-

@defectivepikachu4582

2 жыл бұрын

i find it better to just ignore it and go with how it sounds

@LMDProductionsOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Try 6/8 into 7/8 into 5/8 into 2\4 into 12\8 and back to 6/8. yes ive done that and yes i died

@LMDProductionsOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Try 6/8 into 7/8 into 5/8 into 2\4 into 12\8 and back to 6/8. yes ive done that and yes i died

@bassyxgrelle8659

2 жыл бұрын

@@LMDProductionsOfficial I felt that, I'm now playing more difficult music and its real great with its key signature changes and time changes...gotta love music-

@LMDProductionsOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@bassyxgrelle8659 **Bradley Knight intensifies**

My orchestra teacher showed us this and this one kid was like " teach us the demisemihemidemisemi quaver! " the teacher politely declined while the rest of the class was like noooooooo

I died at the coda explanation "So wait you go back? then...no, wait"

@sergejnikolic9240

4 жыл бұрын

i recently had a nightmare experience with the coda's so i never related to something at that high of a level. My MUSIC TEACHER literally couldn't figure it out for a solid 15 mins.

@yallitsfay

4 жыл бұрын

Codas will forever confuse me 😂

@virginia2493

4 жыл бұрын

Wait when did they say that

@brigetbirbaew

4 жыл бұрын

Sing in a choir, codas will make sense yet at the same time still confuse you even though you understand it.

@androgynousblob4835

4 жыл бұрын

Funny because i played a song with a coda in 6th grade and i cant remember what it is like 2 years later lmao

0:43 "you can put them together to sound nice" *the literal sound of death*

@vanessa_tan06

3 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Reinstein two notes together with a minor second interval...“put them together to SoUNd niCE”😂

@cassinihuygens72

3 жыл бұрын

Dissonance at its finest...

@MewSeeko

3 жыл бұрын

Tritones says hi

@vanessa_tan06

3 жыл бұрын

@@MewSeeko yep

@AviationCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

Hey that’s _sarcasm_ for you

Every year or so i come back to watch this. And it NEVER stops being funny.

6 years ago and I still regularly return to this video. It never gets less funny

“if you’re reading this it’s already too late” literally can almost hear my chorus teacher yelling at us when we didn’t get suddenly loud at the exact right time

@JetFalcon710

4 жыл бұрын

Repeat Sign: **exists** The human: You thought it was over. Me: Oh frick-

@Kakkorin

4 жыл бұрын

I think he said that because "Subito" in Italian means "Right away"

@Ray.6406

Жыл бұрын

@@Kakkorin In Spanish it also is "Súbito" which means "sudden"

@Kakkorin

Жыл бұрын

@@Ray.6406 yeah spanish is similar to italian but italian is the language of the music just like english is the language of the informatics

@juliasings6131

Жыл бұрын

Dude same!

"you can put them together to sound nice" *plays a minor second*

@Rush-jq5gm

6 жыл бұрын

a minor second is the same as a major second I believe. What he really played was an augmented first

@meghnashankar591

6 жыл бұрын

Rush.2112 i’m just gonna assume you’re joking?

@Corsaka

6 жыл бұрын

It's not an augmented first, unfortunately. Since it's not two notes on the same line it's a second. mreh.

@tuesdaywithanh

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. . . Ummmmmmm. . . Nice?

@MrShugyclan

6 жыл бұрын

Diminished second.....

The chord after “to sound nice” kills me every time

Ah yes. I recall my failure to breathe while playing the piano

@8-bitsarda747

5 жыл бұрын

I'll bet that was one interesting concert. What with the pianist passing out and all

@Firewolf_1121

4 жыл бұрын

ethanjvantol oh dang

@maxandcheese7394

4 жыл бұрын

3rd El Tercero And drummers just sit back and cry

@roses3728

4 жыл бұрын

Same.. The PTSD tho...

@baruchben-david4196

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's a rookie mistake. We've all been there...

8 With Line: _You’re Unimportant_ 64 With Line: _You’re Very Unimportant_ 4096 With Line: _Don’t Even Bother_

@KingJellyfishII

5 жыл бұрын

*65535 bar rest* - Errm

@lilyfox313

5 жыл бұрын

My mum plays percussion and sometimes there isn't even a part...

@KingJellyfishII

5 жыл бұрын

@@lilyfox313 Lol. Goes against "at least you're playing" if you're not

@lilyfox313

5 жыл бұрын

@@KingJellyfishII She does make up a part half the time though so she does get to play something haha.

@McSherryWhisky

5 жыл бұрын

@@lilyfox313 but at least I'M PAID. 😂😂😂

My addition is: *shows fermata symbol* Hold this note until you literally run out of air, and then keep holding it while slowly dying of not having air

"Or a demisemihemidemisemiquaver. You later find that information very useful." one of the best parts

I read the thumbnail is “this video is not a joke. This is a genuine cry for help”

@mr.freerobux2122

4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@FizzyChalice

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@imperatormaximus8952

4 жыл бұрын

I want your vision

@littleconnormcd

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@user-xy5ol9km5e

4 жыл бұрын

same

-"You can put them together to sound nice" >Plays a minor second interval

@zmanrockz6358

6 жыл бұрын

Best part of the video

It’s a demisemihemidemisemiquaver, you’ll find that information useful Me, after showing off my “musical knowledge” in class: Yes

i have no idea how to read sheet music (was always an art kid rather than a band or theater kid) and this both makes sense and makes sheet music twice as a confusing as before. great video

“And is also the only fun thing about playing trombone.” The truth hurts.

@devilchildpro

5 жыл бұрын

The Elementals no trombone is amazing

@jaxonschroeder7319

5 жыл бұрын

I would sigh, but it’s the internet.

@willhblob1171

5 жыл бұрын

@@redacteddoggo7298 "Tromboner"

@grantp287

5 жыл бұрын

I like playing trombone, we also get to sit in the back row, so we can get away with talking when we aren’t playing.

@keithquarles6553

5 жыл бұрын

Ha bs I play euphonium

“In case you forget to breathe.” Band director: Ignore the breath mark in this part. Don’t breathe there. Move it forward two measures. Also band director: Why are you all running out of breath in this part all of a sudden?

@TheUKNutter

4 жыл бұрын

Band directors don’t understand that KIDS HAVE SMALLER LUNGS

@edmnerd8105

4 жыл бұрын

This is true

@nackle_k

4 жыл бұрын

Why string orch is superior

@jaidenhowell1194

4 жыл бұрын

S I L I C O N I 100% agree, I’ve been in both and I really miss orchestra

@someone7474

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you love it when the band director can play ALL the other instruments except the one you play but continues to complain about how you're supposed play

I know the”in case you forget to breathe” thing is meant to be satirical, but as a wind instrument player, I’m honestly constantly forgetting to breathe until I basically can’t make noise anymore

@kbeara03

8 ай бұрын

As a flute and piccolo player, same.

Ok I've come back to this video SO MANY TIMES over the past 5 years or so and it's hilarious every time 😂😂😂 It's honestly my all time favorite video on KZread

“you put them together to sound nice” *a u g m e n t e d u n i s o n*

@bignut02

4 жыл бұрын

Maya :D Technically it would actually be a minor second, but they’re enharmonic so whatever.

@kotoner

4 жыл бұрын

I'm guilty of slamming that every time i sit down at a piano

@aydenzabelle

4 жыл бұрын

The Piano Cult the first thing I do when I sit down at a keyboard is play Goner by Twenty One Pilots to let everyone know how depressed I am 😂😂

@kotoner

4 жыл бұрын

@@aydenzabelle The Piano Cult feels empathy for you. If you wish to be initiated in our cult call us. Here's our number: 9-1-1

@andypang1677

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a minor 2nd, because otherwise the two notes would be on the same line

“You can put them together to sound nice.” Middle school band: what’s that

@sarahadair7320

4 жыл бұрын

As a middle school band student I agree with this message

@jazzyboy3363

4 жыл бұрын

Middle school band kids SUCK! I am one of them and the more I participate in band, the more I drift towards insanity

@iibriana4696

4 жыл бұрын

It is almost impossible to sound nice in middle school band.

@fox_creative

4 жыл бұрын

agreed all my saxophone ever does when I play and people actually listen to me is just *SqUeAk*

@jazzyboy3363

4 жыл бұрын

@@fox_creative omg same!

I watch this video probably a couple times a year because it never stops being funny and now I just used it to help me organize a speech on the same topic ❤️⭐️

I'm trying to learn sheet music, and this was honestly the most helpful thing I've found all day

"This tells you to breathe in case... you forget to breathe." * cries in flute *

@Andromeda-iw5ng

4 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@abbybayer9815

4 жыл бұрын

Do you also sometimes get lightheaded after playing a flute piece with not that many rests? I do and I’m trying to make sure that I’m not weirdly different

@marcust387

4 жыл бұрын

@@abbybayer9815 SAME i talked about this with my other flutes in my class. You're not alone.

@nicklpantis

4 жыл бұрын

I used to play a brass instrument, but I almost died of no breathing, so I moved to violin.

@ren6140

4 жыл бұрын

In my band I play an heavier flute (in G) and after two hours of holding that oh boy my wrists

"Play loud, play louder, don't even bother" Me, a trumpet player: *Are you challenging me?*

@kaabagaming4885

4 жыл бұрын

it's all fun and games till the trumpets have a soli

@carlthellama9394

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm.

@AB-ju1md

4 жыл бұрын

NO NO I AM NOT PLS DONT PLAY LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@juless.3326

4 жыл бұрын

You do not challenge the almighty ones ...

@da_bananananana4171

4 жыл бұрын

My strings teacher said that she once played in an orchestra where the trumpet player had 7 F's on his music.

I just love these types of videos. I want to see them everyday 😭

I only realized on my second watch that the "note above A" for band tuning was written as A sharp, not Bb which is how it would actually be written in a band exercise XD

let's be real here he's not wrong on the majority of this.

@xanderpatterson4729

4 жыл бұрын

Amelie He’s definitely not. It’s just an ... unconventional way to say it

@benjidoggo5405

4 жыл бұрын

Yes i agree.

@dancooper2064

4 жыл бұрын

except for the way he pronounces "stave"

@aesthetical_switzer_domini1317

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Cooper yeah that’s why I said majority

@rafaelchecchiamoreno7828

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, he is.

The band: *finishes* Me: *lowers instrument* The band: *takes the repeat* Me: *intense sweating*

@niksfr

4 жыл бұрын

Never have I related so much to a comment

@thepacificwart8777

4 жыл бұрын

@Usama Elmahalawy it isn't ejaculation if it's red

@argargargpirate

4 жыл бұрын

the pacific wart it isn’t... oh god

@mrcream1461

4 жыл бұрын

Now pretend your playing

@bizzarek9202

4 жыл бұрын

ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😂💜

Before I was a musician I got none of the jokes now I absolutely love this video

Super helpful! I learned everything i needed to know by watching this video!!!! I now make music for disney movies and this is the only lesson i ever took on reading sheet music. Thank you:)

“This video is a joke. Do not watch for genuine help.” *this sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read*

@Stiddo

4 жыл бұрын

Electro_blob his friend read it to him and then typed that comment for him

@angi4912

4 жыл бұрын

Hello I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never friccking learned how to read

@kpikachu2430

4 жыл бұрын

@@angi4912 NOO I was gonna say thatttttt

@internetperson3228

4 жыл бұрын

Can't read sheet music amarite

@LarryPrime

4 жыл бұрын

@Electro_blob r/wooosh

"these's remind you to breath, in case you forgot to breath" Me : " *never found that thing on my paper* "

@JacksG13

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Oh! That's what that meant!

@kirinuri9356

4 жыл бұрын

@@JacksG13 Me : *no need to breath!*

@kirinuri9356

4 жыл бұрын

@@camerontravers5876 me : shit. my paper sure have a *good* note... no need to breath, make sure to play loud then not even bother and then have that ulululululu note, also, is that demisemihemi note????

@H0ldUp

4 жыл бұрын

Hungarian Dance

@avaa4122

4 жыл бұрын

It’s in my Turkish March PIANO sheet music. xD anxiety really gets some people at recitals-

This was so helpful! Everyone really liked my orchestra concert where everyone went Lululu mid song. This is in fact, one of my favorite videos on the internet

This has been posted on our band google classroom MULTIPLE times and I NEVER get sick of it

1:56 "Someone's playing the wrong note." THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF PLAYING IN A GROUP.

@moonythespoonie9551

6 жыл бұрын

Or you're a percussionist like me, awkwardly miscount a very long rest, and play the GIGANTIC CYMBAL CRASH three measures early. I've done that before. Several times.

@stormycat774

6 жыл бұрын

Hehe yep

@beansama7752

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a clarinet, and we're in the front row. The low brass will mess up a lot sometimes, and this is literally what the clarinet section will do

@Rhekon

6 жыл бұрын

Wh1t3An0nymou5 I've heard freight trains belching E major triads. I understand what you meant, nothing major.

@jjju3

6 жыл бұрын

You think that bands play the wrong note often _dont join chior litterally no one's on the right note I stg_

“You’re *very* unimportant. “ The person on crash cymbals: “At least I’m getting paid”

@ashanimates1716

4 жыл бұрын

same

@Minji_Kim3712

4 жыл бұрын

So true😂

@Bruh-pl4zk

4 жыл бұрын

Two set?

@aherobutnotthathero3676

4 жыл бұрын

well at least your telling the truth🤣

@eline8087

4 жыл бұрын

Are they, though? XD

Can’t believe this only came out 4 years ago, feels like so much longer than that. I go to a conservatory for music and kinda wanna make sure everyone knows about this video.

I like how I’m watching this video four years after it was posted, while I should be at band practice, where I’ve been playing the clarinet for five years, but I’m sick so I’m watching this even though I learned all of this five years ago

My choir teacher showed THE ADVANCED CHOIR this.

@isdrakon9802

4 жыл бұрын

How many were laughing to death

@harrison8639

4 жыл бұрын

Power move

@MultiFabulous14

4 жыл бұрын

Truly iconic

@nutmeg8979

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same!

@gigik_

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but we watched it in advanced orchestra

“You put them together to sound nice” *Sacrilegious noise*

@chanteuse_1796

3 жыл бұрын

Violists who cannot relate be like

As the lead weight at my last choir practice, I hope this will help me. And I'm already feeling confident!

I already knew how to read music, but I was interested how someone would explain it in a couple minutes. Was not disappointed.

"Put them together to make them sound nice" *My ears are bleeding*

@lillyc9283

5 жыл бұрын

Electric Boi • 43 years ago That was one of the best jokes!

@WillieValdehuezaMunar

5 жыл бұрын

Boi i thought your comment was actually posted 43 years ago

@marct6613

5 жыл бұрын

@@WillieValdehuezaMunar same lol

@WillieValdehuezaMunar

5 жыл бұрын

Giov hahahahaha

@comrade4354

5 жыл бұрын

My eyes were wide when i saw *43* *years* *ago* They had us in the first half not gonna lie.

“This is also the only fun thing about playing trombone” *Laughs in bass trombone or having a trigger*

@pipi-dd6gw

4 жыл бұрын

Get bass’ed’as’ed

@alexandregodinho5436

4 жыл бұрын

... I play trombone

@eve.222

4 жыл бұрын

*cries in normal tenor trombone*

@wooflethewoof7355

4 жыл бұрын

*Cries in i forget which one I play*

@alexandregodinho5436

4 жыл бұрын

@Kryzix hahaha

I understood almost none of this but it was probably more helpful than any other guide I could watch.

The more years I play an instrument the more accurate this feels

The 64 bar rest: "You are a percussionist."

@joshtolentino5863

7 жыл бұрын

Im triggered

@scarredartist8545

7 жыл бұрын

Its true though. When you play those unimportant instruments in concert band. There's only like one time you play in the whole piece.

@NewhamMatt

7 жыл бұрын

You could be a brass player playing Schubert's Unfinished. Just been doing that on the trombone - the trumpet section kept complaining I was picking my trombone up to play too quickly because they needed a cue and couldn't be bothered counting for that long.

@flowolfesharp5470

7 жыл бұрын

Or the piccolo player!

@MattTheTubaGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Or a tubist. Guess the piece: Tacet 7 long notes, 40 bars rest, key change, 55 bars rest, key change, 19 bars rest, 7 more long notes, 4 bars rest. Tacet Tacet.

You can put them together to sound nice The Chord: *DEATH*

@Minji_Kim3712

4 жыл бұрын

My orchestra when there's a cord. Orchestra: Viola plays too quietly Violin 1 plays too flat. Violin 2 is all playing different notes. Cello is just bored. Bass has given up of boredom

@benquiast4706

4 жыл бұрын

Why don’t you like diminished seconds?

@Andrea-mc6tv

4 жыл бұрын

Minor second is illegal and shouldn't been played under any circumstances

@josephho3401

4 жыл бұрын

@@benquiast4706 Pretty sure it's a minor second

@jadonlong925

4 жыл бұрын

Well, at least it's not a tri-tone.

"this is only fun while playing trombone" string instruments too cuz u can slide ur finger

@TomBombadil515

2 жыл бұрын

True, but on fretted instruments like guitar that would just sound goofy.

@anthonyslab

2 жыл бұрын

especially on piano...

i had this saved in my watch later for a month bc i wanted to learn when i had the time. i clicked it today and got this. im not disappointed

The *"Demisemihemidemisemiquaver"* ... *Spot on* 👌

@theadissons1372

4 жыл бұрын

Yee

@elisiumlol

4 жыл бұрын

You can tell it was his eighth take

@adamwathen5962

3 жыл бұрын

You’ll find this information very useful

@rachelmarrone3271

3 жыл бұрын

we were talking abt sixteenth notes and i asked my director abt the demisemihemidemisemiquaver and she said "i'll have to check the math on that" because i said it wrong

@midnightunicorn7752

3 жыл бұрын

Or, the demisemihemidemisemihemidemisemiquaver

Nothing makes you feel like a nerd more than laughing at this

@aidanmattys7488

4 жыл бұрын

What about knowing all the things that he said we didn't know? (For the record, I never focused on theory so don't even get the "c" jokes)

@fakezpred

4 жыл бұрын

3rd El Tercero 440 is A

@doppled

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericolens3 well he did mention instruments that dont play exactly what is written on the page, and its actually 440hz=A

@thebluegaming7706

4 жыл бұрын

Yepp

@brumm3653

4 жыл бұрын

@@doppled 440 Hz is a sort of a standard, but symphony orchestras nowadays play at 442 or something close to that...

thank you so much for all of the closed captions in different languages!!

I am so glad that my band teacher played this for our class- now I am determined to show it to everyone I know and see if they have band humor

"You can put them together to make them sound nice." BWAHNG Best part of the entire video. 😂

@elizabeth8444

6 жыл бұрын

BWAHNG

@donnythedingo

6 жыл бұрын

Nice onomatopoeia

@frostfox851

6 жыл бұрын

Nice minor second interval

@zenstanstraykids3556

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

1:01 This is just another tip, but if you play a Demisemihemidemisemiquaver, the rule is that if you hear the note when you play it, you’ve played it for too long.

@ethanlivemere1162

5 жыл бұрын

Unless you're playing at the speed of 5 bpm

@Wdycit

5 жыл бұрын

Doctor Strange DEMISEMIHEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER IVE COME TO BARGAINNN

@yaeleah0722

5 жыл бұрын

Well dats stupid

@landoncarter9481

5 жыл бұрын

@Doctor Strange how long did it take u to copy down that word?

@Bambuskus505

5 жыл бұрын

Or in the words of our dear friend, Julian Cianciolo, *D O N T E V E N B O T H E R*

I picked up a clarinet, tried learning, realized I don’t even know anything about sheet music, and now I’m contemplating life! Thank you :D

still one of the greatest videos on youtube, never fails to make me laugh

1:48 When your friend doesn't help on a group project

@iasmy2005

5 жыл бұрын

mood yes

@atwoodings

5 жыл бұрын

“Friend”

@alex_dot_org5512

5 жыл бұрын

Thought it was gonna be the 64 rest, pleasantly surprised

@zdubbs7609

5 жыл бұрын

B dub It sucks😂

I read "This video is not a joke. Watch for genuine help"

@carleytimmerman2279

5 жыл бұрын

Renee of CA i did too for a sec,i had to reread

@ivanbennett6692

5 жыл бұрын

Yep... As an amateur this comment section has been quite informative.

@bumblebear5846

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Hey It's Just Renee sameee

@mariafausti3128

5 жыл бұрын

Lol same!

@kaybruhhh3153

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Hey It's Just Renee YEAH SAME! I HAD TO READ IT THREE TIMES

This is the best how to video I’ve ever seen

It’s been at least 3 years since I’ve seen this and it’s just a great as I remember

“you’re very unimportant” *basses have left the chat*

@graciecook767

4 жыл бұрын

elllie basses are actually important cause they normally give the harmony or in *rare* cases they play the melody

@zmarc-

4 жыл бұрын

And basses almost always play aswell :)

@prowlerrs

4 жыл бұрын

64 rest: you're a percussionist who got a cowbell

@navadax4541

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I play Bass and frequently I will be the only one with rest bars of sizable length or the person with the longest

@anna15410

4 жыл бұрын

Silvie 456 cellos are usually harmony, basses are more to set the tempo or uh... -s t a n d t h e r e- also bass melodies are extremely rare, normally the only time they get melody is for a specific bass centered piece

the funny part is this is actually extremely accurate

@anthonymarcos9477

5 жыл бұрын

666th like

@nikolaiuberhoff4622

5 жыл бұрын

except the trombone part...

@nikolaiuberhoff4622

5 жыл бұрын

@@spaceduster5494 Yeah, been playing for 6 years

@BsTKoDj0

5 жыл бұрын

777th like

@nicknyethesaxguy894

5 жыл бұрын

XxRoboticNerdxX 911 like

This is one of my favorite videos ever

Actually, I really appreciate how you define a half note as half the value of a whole note. Because really, whole notes and quarter notes and 16th notes really are all just defined relatively to each other. The tempo marking then determines how fast one of them is. It's not that "quarter note gets one beat."

As a musician, I can 100% confirm all of this

@frog_enthusiast347

6 жыл бұрын

Potions_Master As a highschool band kid, I can also confirm this as pretty much accurate

@julianacandler2747

6 жыл бұрын

Potions_Master SAME

@avro205

6 жыл бұрын

As a high school trombonist I can confirm that that is the only thing fun about playing trombone. Other than that you don’t really need to tune it. You just shorten or lengthen the slide till it sounds good.

@sexypianonotes6212

6 жыл бұрын

Same here

@aronaoi

6 жыл бұрын

Potions_Master Same here

My recommendations literally just gave me what i needed