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  • @noob___
    @noob___2 жыл бұрын

    "How to pick up a duck: Cat edition"

  • @Joogly

    @Joogly

    2 жыл бұрын

    A true copycat i must say

  • @Glizzy_Gulper

    @Glizzy_Gulper

    2 жыл бұрын

    Literally

  • @HelloIliketoeatudon

    @HelloIliketoeatudon

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes but is cool lol

  • @ahmedalalbani

    @ahmedalalbani

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Glizzy_Gulper I don’t have any plans today but at the same plaza

  • @snowy6028

    @snowy6028

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes I thot I was the only one

  • @Abhix009
    @Abhix009 Жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear, the cat is now petting me

  • @sultan-ti3wv

    @sultan-ti3wv

    Жыл бұрын

    Onl😂

  • @IChokeOnWater

    @IChokeOnWater

    Жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear, it's chasing me with an axe in its mouth

  • @TheHolyRomanEmpireGaming

    @TheHolyRomanEmpireGaming

    Жыл бұрын

    Instructions Unclear: Cat has given me a name.

  • @whenthe1999

    @whenthe1999

    Жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear: the cat has beaten the others up

  • @Wizard00567

    @Wizard00567

    Жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear: the cat turned out to be a furry and now it's pulling its pants down

  • @mackanmacport8671
    @mackanmacport8671 Жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear, the cat is now living rent free in my house and refuses to leave

  • @philip8498

    @philip8498

    Жыл бұрын

    You are living rent free in its house. Get it through your head

  • @centvrion_

    @centvrion_

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats the cats home, you just give it food and water.

  • @Bonniegamer1988

    @Bonniegamer1988

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@philip8498 My cats dont own my house, their too kind and gentle for that..... expect for George.......George is a denon sent straight from hell

  • @Nightmakesedits

    @Nightmakesedits

    Жыл бұрын

    They bought it, they’re rich af cause they’ve lived in other housed before

  • @illusionistcat

    @illusionistcat

    Жыл бұрын

    "no you dumb large hairless animal, I own the house, get your mind straight."-the cat, probably

  • @Charliee_Woofy_Pz
    @Charliee_Woofy_Pz Жыл бұрын

    instructions unclear: I'm now holding a purring cat

  • @Beetil
    @Beetil2 жыл бұрын

    "Get infront of the cat" *Approaches loaf* 🍞

  • @pratimarajiv

    @pratimarajiv

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha😂😂

  • @NotPostingAnymore18182

    @NotPostingAnymore18182

    2 жыл бұрын

    The loaf cat😂😂😂

  • @hellohowareyou8396

    @hellohowareyou8396

    2 жыл бұрын

    _😂😂_

  • @Shrimp905

    @Shrimp905

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooo

  • @who4932

    @who4932

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahahah

  • @wisso0
    @wisso02 жыл бұрын

    “how do i stop petting the cat?” you don’t.

  • @EilisLunarfang

    @EilisLunarfang

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's called the scary cuddles. You smother them with love until they walk away on their own but it's a matter of time before they come back for more pets.

  • @abramslion1

    @abramslion1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well then it will bite and hiss at you Because you annoyed it.

  • @melaniewood3506

    @melaniewood3506

    2 жыл бұрын

    They let you know when to stop.

  • @Trixie_baby__

    @Trixie_baby__

    2 жыл бұрын

    You give them love untill they start walking away and when they come back start playing with them and then they do not want pets😁

  • @ChezRG-YT

    @ChezRG-YT

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 Жыл бұрын

    Whenever my cat is asleep i either dont mess with it or scratch it behind the ears, he wakes up looks at me, and then decides this is an acceptable alternative to sleep

  • @EmoPerson-gl1jh
    @EmoPerson-gl1jh Жыл бұрын

    Here’s a tip: Make sure to blink slowly and get on their level , and if your standing then make sure that your hand doesn’t come from above because it reminds them of birds coming down to get them, I hope that made sense-

  • @Milesshorts-hw4qi

    @Milesshorts-hw4qi

    Жыл бұрын

    Pp

  • @bcmoore671

    @bcmoore671

    Жыл бұрын

    It does 😊

  • @ishaaqbulsari3232

    @ishaaqbulsari3232

    11 ай бұрын

    That’s how I pet my cat 😊

  • @lilycha9398

    @lilycha9398

    9 ай бұрын

    I love blinking slowly, and see them blinking back

  • @ataahmadi
    @ataahmadi2 жыл бұрын

    Homan: hello cat I'm a human wanna pet you Cat: that's why I'm gonna Bite you meeo...

  • @MAR19980

    @MAR19980

    2 жыл бұрын

    my cat mewoing strange (burrrrr eeeee)

  • @omarkarem8445

    @omarkarem8445

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated!

  • @yeet1867

    @yeet1867

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE stop 😩😭💀🤚

  • @m3ssiah518

    @m3ssiah518

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me : hello cat Cat : Adios

  • @aarjun6839

    @aarjun6839

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Leszaire chiii tune billi khai? Kitni gandi ho yarr

  • @danielbeck9683
    @danielbeck96832 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the “how to pick up a duck” sequel.

  • @aniket0902

    @aniket0902

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol I was thinking the same😂😂😂

  • @ashlock4215

    @ashlock4215

    2 жыл бұрын

    same! it's exactly the same XD

  • @arsenc9170

    @arsenc9170

    2 жыл бұрын

    Complete ripoff

  • @danielbeck9683

    @danielbeck9683

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@arsenc9170 nah it’s a remix

  • @BenKnowledge6933

    @BenKnowledge6933

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same Imagine if all animal has taken, they will do "how to pick up a alien"

  • @Coziinx_
    @Coziinx_ Жыл бұрын

    “Hello cat” “My name is..” [Human Name] 💀💀😂

  • @jonathanyoung6623

    @jonathanyoung6623

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @PULSAR11

    @PULSAR11

    Жыл бұрын

    Cat: That is weird name🤨

  • @Levi-yq9ff

    @Levi-yq9ff

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi human name, I’m cat and now I’m going to bite you now

  • @aayanscreativelab1786

    @aayanscreativelab1786

    Жыл бұрын

    This is a parody video,

  • @muh21.0

    @muh21.0

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi my duck is waiting for u

  • @Violet_1nd1g0
    @Violet_1nd1g0 Жыл бұрын

    My cat's a sweetie☺️ and she starts purring when someone talks to her

  • @Oneness3395

    @Oneness3395

    Жыл бұрын

    That's cute

  • @armanmkr09
    @armanmkr092 жыл бұрын

    This is literally the definition of “You can copy my homework but not word for word”

  • @FrFrTheDIAneonYt

    @FrFrTheDIAneonYt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bro your not Elon musk

  • @Krakyy

    @Krakyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FrFrTheDIAneonYt well is your full legal name "TheDIAneon"? yeah thats what i thought

  • @jamiec8657

    @jamiec8657

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FrFrTheDIAneonYt bro you're brain damaged 🤣

  • @pixely570

    @pixely570

    2 жыл бұрын

    @carver fr like people try to get into fights for every god dam thing

  • @purplexed1103

    @purplexed1103

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Krakyy 💀lmao

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone2 жыл бұрын

    That's why I constantly scream CAT whenever I'm in a room with a cat so it's aware of my presence

  • @isaywhatiwanttosay2025-4eva

    @isaywhatiwanttosay2025-4eva

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @arahaitham123

    @arahaitham123

    2 жыл бұрын

    The cat: "I guess you didn't learn your lesson do you."

  • @melodyv7276

    @melodyv7276

    2 жыл бұрын

    My ex used to do this...not jokingly either. Like legit he's an adult male who gets excited about cats like a 2 yr old lmao

  • @asecretone

    @asecretone

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@melodyv7276 is that he's an ex 🤣

  • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771

    @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤔

  • @GamerGabe876
    @GamerGabe876 Жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear: I have found a cat, but it’s a 5th dimensional elder being and it’s petting me now (Edit: fixing autocorrect)

  • @Me_and_my_bestie_chilling
    @Me_and_my_bestie_chilling Жыл бұрын

    The parents:* whispers * why is she introducing her/himself to the cat

  • @Iris.778
    @Iris.7782 жыл бұрын

    “How to pet a cat: step one-“ Me: get a cat.

  • @min-soeksayers3166

    @min-soeksayers3166

    2 жыл бұрын

    All my neighbor s have cats. No dogs on our block.

  • @Iris.778

    @Iris.778

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@min-soeksayers3166 ha all my neighbours have dogs and so do I lol only cat is my grandparents’ cat

  • @il_baolo
    @il_baolo2 жыл бұрын

    "Mum can We have SeDuckTive at home?" "No We already have SeDuckTive at home" *SeDucktive at home:*

  • @truedarklight

    @truedarklight

    2 жыл бұрын

    so its SeCatTive

  • @ArchetypalReaper

    @ArchetypalReaper

    2 жыл бұрын

    Based comment 😎👌👌

  • @il_baolo

    @il_baolo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ArchetypalReaper yez 🥵🥶

  • @jacepawplayz

    @jacepawplayz

    2 жыл бұрын

    But this helps me tho

  • @RinLikesDinosaurs
    @RinLikesDinosaurs Жыл бұрын

    Bro cats love me so much even if I come up from behind they still get all happy- proof is when I was in Mexico about 2 years ago, behind some vendors, there was a black Mexican ally cat and I made friends with it. This happens to pretty much any cat I meet as well lmao

  • @boredasf17
    @boredasf17 Жыл бұрын

    the street cats don't give a shit when I'm petting them😂

  • @e_clip_sed18
    @e_clip_sed182 жыл бұрын

    "Let the cat sniff your hand" Me: does so and gets bitten

  • @Makkaru112

    @Makkaru112

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably love bite

  • @ariesplanet

    @ariesplanet

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Makkaru112 lmao 🤣

  • @AmbeanWambulance

    @AmbeanWambulance

    2 жыл бұрын

    U probably smell like yummy food!

  • @Nikhil-rh7yw

    @Nikhil-rh7yw

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Makkaru112 in my case i got a attack of tiger paws from a cat 🤣on wrist

  • @Aura11158

    @Aura11158

    2 жыл бұрын

    It probably doesn’t like you😂

  • @zoelee-anne1649
    @zoelee-anne1649 Жыл бұрын

    "Let it smell your hand* *Minus one finger later*

  • @heli9499

    @heli9499

    Жыл бұрын

    Not true, i’ve been around many stray cats and they have never but my finger off, stray cats are known to be aggressive

  • @coffee_artz3053

    @coffee_artz3053

    Жыл бұрын

    When seeing new cats, my first instinct is to let them smell my hand/finger and instead of getting bit, the cats just shove their faces to my hands, let me pet them, or nothing

  • @idk_idk_idk_idk_idk154

    @idk_idk_idk_idk_idk154

    Жыл бұрын

    @@heli9499 r/woooosh

  • @errpeanut1264

    @errpeanut1264

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@coffee_artz3053 that's literally how to "ask" a cat fir permission to be touched. They aren't property 🙏

  • @coffee_artz3053

    @coffee_artz3053

    Жыл бұрын

    @@errpeanut1264 Yes and I know. This has happened to me for many times whenever i see a new stray cat

  • @itsparkling
    @itsparkling Жыл бұрын

    instruction unclear, the cat is now starting a business

  • @th4tgirladrivxz
    @th4tgirladrivxz Жыл бұрын

    It always runs away when I’m in front or back 😭

  • @tortellium3750
    @tortellium37502 жыл бұрын

    "Hello duck. My name is [human name]. I'm going to pick you up." Vibes.

  • @talentedbat7323

    @talentedbat7323

    2 жыл бұрын

    "If you're behind, that should remind, you that that's wrong" Vibes

  • @butteregg9873

    @butteregg9873

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @Chicken_Life_Chicken_Stack

    @Chicken_Life_Chicken_Stack

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea

  • @ItsM3H4rv

    @ItsM3H4rv

    2 жыл бұрын

    SeDUCKtive vibes

  • @americanmilitaryedits774

    @americanmilitaryedits774

    2 жыл бұрын

    EXACTLY

  • @Dannyel21
    @Dannyel212 жыл бұрын

    "hello cat, I'm [human name]" sounds like one of the script Mark Zuckerberg would say💀

  • @GasMK

    @GasMK

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it's copied by SeDUCKtive's "how to pick up a duck" series.

  • @Ak47-666ff

    @Ak47-666ff

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facebook

  • @jj9217

    @jj9217

    2 жыл бұрын

    MmmMark...Sssuckerberg? 😳

  • @Average_Creator

    @Average_Creator

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @Average_Creator

    @Average_Creator

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GasMK Exactly

  • @morwe1739
    @morwe1739 Жыл бұрын

    I followed the Instructions very thoroughly and yes! Finally! After 29 years of failure, for the first time I did something right in my life! One time at least! I'm so very thankful! Thank you!

  • @Churro_EYT
    @Churro_EYT Жыл бұрын

    Letting a cat or a dog smell your hand first is the best way to let it know you mean no harm to it. The cat or dog then decided for them lselves whether to trust you or not for you to be able to pet them

  • @misshamillama8335
    @misshamillama83352 жыл бұрын

    Me: *pets my cats from behind* Cat: “that’s the spot..”

  • @andreahill2084

    @andreahill2084

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah my cat just let's me pet her

  • @Girlwithcatz

    @Girlwithcatz

    2 жыл бұрын

    My cats are built different they beg to me to be peted except for the 'miss beautiful' lol that's what my mom calls her.

  • @MeelaB1234

    @MeelaB1234

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ayo-

  • @scuair8281
    @scuair82812 жыл бұрын

    "So you found yourself a cat" Yes exactly

  • @xeokym223

    @xeokym223

    Жыл бұрын

    That keeps happening to me.

  • @marcieglover8856
    @marcieglover8856 Жыл бұрын

    This is soo wholesome 😂

  • @ahmadredzuan9712
    @ahmadredzuan9712 Жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear,the cat is now smacking me with a broom.

  • @Amar-pu3ph
    @Amar-pu3ph2 жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear, accidentally rubbed the belly part and now my thumb is missing.

  • @cactusowo1835

    @cactusowo1835

    2 жыл бұрын

    My cat unironically loves when I pet his belly, he starts purring louder

  • @genaralhux9385

    @genaralhux9385

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brooo :D

  • @businessisboomin7252

    @businessisboomin7252

    2 жыл бұрын

    Time to get some bleach

  • @sourshake8091

    @sourshake8091

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cactusowo1835 put your cat in rice I think it’s broken 🐈 ⬇️ 🍚

  • @adeliaa5725

    @adeliaa5725

    2 жыл бұрын

    it means he loves u bestie

  • @kqydenhearts
    @kqydenhearts2 жыл бұрын

    When I try to pet my cat: My Cat: “you have chosen death”

  • @infinitytoinfinity462

    @infinitytoinfinity462

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z4qjurOukbnbYcY.html

  • @adrianamartinez9225

    @adrianamartinez9225

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @That_alexgtnz
    @That_alexgtnz Жыл бұрын

    I LOV CHIP HES SOO CUTEEEEEEEEE

  • @xanatitan8103
    @xanatitan8103 Жыл бұрын

    Awww how cutee!!

  • @malialutu7857
    @malialutu78572 жыл бұрын

    Me: "Hello cat" ✋ Cat: Growls Me: "Bye cat"👋

  • @michelletotilla4324

    @michelletotilla4324

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sleeping_kera1390

    @sleeping_kera1390

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr

  • @Fuhrerprinzip
    @Fuhrerprinzip2 жыл бұрын

    "Who's That Pokèmon?" "Its SeDucktive's Clone"

  • @Kahvemdekahvem

    @Kahvemdekahvem

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ditto?

  • @miloagnew6466

    @miloagnew6466

    Жыл бұрын

    Still good though right

  • @Smyrilla

    @Smyrilla

    Жыл бұрын

    Idc and who asked

  • @ghosty_croissant8258

    @ghosty_croissant8258

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @flxffydawg
    @flxffydawg Жыл бұрын

    instructions unclear: i am holding a duck

  • @katleigh5434
    @katleigh54345 ай бұрын

    Cats are wunderbar ❤

  • @nihattquliyev
    @nihattquliyev2 жыл бұрын

    "How to pick up a duck"

  • @hellboy7546

    @hellboy7546

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought i was the only to notice😂

  • @notgoldarcgameplay9213
    @notgoldarcgameplay92132 жыл бұрын

    I can't stop petting the cat now, please make a tutorial on how to stop

  • @urfavxvivi

    @urfavxvivi

    Жыл бұрын

    omg youve been petting the cat for a month 😱

  • @Blitzy_wife_xoxo

    @Blitzy_wife_xoxo

    Жыл бұрын

    Nooo!

  • @RealQuarlie

    @RealQuarlie

    Жыл бұрын

    Should we send somebody over, or...?

  • @urfavxvivi

    @urfavxvivi

    Жыл бұрын

    no shes not petting the cat anymore she did a Pokémon card opening 12 days ago on her channel

  • @rhereheee2142

    @rhereheee2142

    Жыл бұрын

    We can't stop we must continue

  • @MrGeniucs
    @MrGeniucs Жыл бұрын

    He do I stop petting my cat? Instructions unclear.

  • @aisforannihilation1662
    @aisforannihilation16629 ай бұрын

    Grab, squeeze & gnaw on kitty 😂. Kidding.

  • @fruit_punch_samurai7217
    @fruit_punch_samurai72172 жыл бұрын

    "My name is human name" Cat: I'll be calling you Hooman slave instead.

  • @waters_1020

    @waters_1020

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Hooman"

  • @CaptainFishEye
    @CaptainFishEye2 жыл бұрын

    i always let them sniff my hands before i pet them, always thoight it was rude to pet something without a warning :3

  • @loksven83

    @loksven83

    2 жыл бұрын

    I get it, not letting something sniff you before you pet it is like when you go up to a random stranger and hug them. Or when that one coworker eats your food in the fridge and your not sure who did it.

  • @bastik.3011

    @bastik.3011

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, it also gives the cat the opportunity to decide of they want pets or not. If they sniff and go away then i just dont pet

  • @blackjacktrial

    @blackjacktrial

    2 жыл бұрын

    I find slow blinking is also key - shows you trust them, are interested but not chasing them. The hand can also mean thing to bite, so that comes after cat approaches.

  • @Anti-HyperLink

    @Anti-HyperLink

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@loksven83 No, it's not like that.

  • @paulblart5337

    @paulblart5337

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s funny asf seeing all these cat lovers

  • @notpanda3429
    @notpanda3429 Жыл бұрын

    im now ready for a how to pet a dog sequel of this

  • @trekamor5553
    @trekamor5553 Жыл бұрын

    how to pet a cat : me: *PSPSPSPSPSPSPS INTENSIFIES*

  • @dad5675
    @dad56752 жыл бұрын

    "Let the cat sniff your hand and begin the gentle pet's congratulations you just got bit by a cat"

  • @raymakwithoutamustache7069

    @raymakwithoutamustache7069

    2 жыл бұрын

    underrated

  • @muhamadnurahim7957

    @muhamadnurahim7957

    2 жыл бұрын

    Too late..

  • @Nonamesideasfornow
    @Nonamesideasfornow2 жыл бұрын

    Me: **tries this** My cat: bye **walk away** Me: *E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*

  • @Eaglyy

    @Eaglyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @toist3226

    @toist3226

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'. FUNNY VALENTINE, SBR CHAPTER 89 Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) is the main antagonist of Steel Ball Run. Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race. He watches the competition from behind the curtains and hopes to gather the Saint's Corpse to use the holy relic to further the United States of America's interests.

  • @badutmasakini2312

    @badutmasakini2312

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @SUPERTALETV

    @SUPERTALETV

    2 жыл бұрын

    after having a cat for probably more than 2 years ye they don't care unless they are in the mood

  • @Nonamesideasfornow

    @Nonamesideasfornow

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SUPERTALETV Ohhh, make sense! Thank you!

  • @ShockwaveTheLogical
    @ShockwaveTheLogical Жыл бұрын

    My cats love pets. One of them usually gets a bit spooked cos she's a tad jumpy but after the initial "wtf is that" she's fine T'other one doesn't give a shit. She usually dodges ur hand like fuckin Neo unless she wants to be fussed. At which point the only thing that'll move her is food 🤣

  • @YourGirlyApril242
    @YourGirlyApril242 Жыл бұрын

    I don’t feel the angle cat biting me 😭😘

  • @SandyHolmes0001
    @SandyHolmes00012 жыл бұрын

    I let the cat smell my fingers first, it usually automatically rub their cheek or neck at my hand, asking (allow you) for more rubbing/petting.

  • @chucknutly3290

    @chucknutly3290

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just grab onto the scruff of its neck nice and hard and then pick it up and swing it around a little. Then I usually stick its head in my armpit because the darkness calms them down. Seriously it works every time, show it who is boss then calm it down. After that you just feed it and take it back to your house and put a new collar on it. Congratulations you now own a cat.

  • @cosmosorigin8411

    @cosmosorigin8411

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's pure fiction for some people

  • @iamalwayshungryandidkwhy

    @iamalwayshungryandidkwhy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chucknutly3290 you should maybe just hold it down with one hand and use the other to put the collar on

  • @chucknutly3290

    @chucknutly3290

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@iamalwayshungryandidkwhy No. That's not good enough. You have to assert dominance immediately.

  • @maomaomi5434

    @maomaomi5434

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chucknutly3290 you could just skip all that manual labor and pee on the cat to assert dominance

  • @lndigo29
    @lndigo292 жыл бұрын

    This is like how to pick up a duck

  • @ThomaasP

    @ThomaasP

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yah

  • @dennisheusschen7273

    @dennisheusschen7273

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its a remake of someone with unoriginal ideas. She used almost everything that was in the duck video

  • @abhikmodak3170
    @abhikmodak31707 ай бұрын

    I introduced myself as Human name, it replied - fuck off meo meo

  • @strmzyy
    @strmzyy2 жыл бұрын

    "Seductive wants you to not copy his words"

  • @sharoncarroll7238
    @sharoncarroll7238 Жыл бұрын

    I love this

  • @mrtroll9627
    @mrtroll9627 Жыл бұрын

    If only the duck guy was there.

  • @Funkability615
    @Funkability6152 жыл бұрын

    Hooman: states name and intentions Cat: I don’t understand

  • @rep-vile

    @rep-vile

    2 жыл бұрын

    Give a long monotone meow, if it responds back with a meow then you're on the same page.

  • @jackson-mr3mb
    @jackson-mr3mb2 жыл бұрын

    “If you scare the cat, it’ll bite!” My cats: Me: *scares them* My cats: *runs*

  • @itsmylife4048

    @itsmylife4048

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @moercableslesswires

    @moercableslesswires

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cruel

  • @mainingkaeyaismylife

    @mainingkaeyaismylife

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rosaria pfp ❤ hello genshin friend

  • @lynexlynn

    @lynexlynn

    2 жыл бұрын

    My cat is the same but *they get scare with a mouse*

  • @shandernotpulp

    @shandernotpulp

    2 жыл бұрын

    They just run away from me in general.

  • @lanas_luvv
    @lanas_luvv Жыл бұрын

    Me: okeh Me to a cat: hello cat, my name is human name 🙃 I’m going to pet you now

  • @judyalves-wu9lu
    @judyalves-wu9lu5 ай бұрын

    Perfect pet❤😊

  • @TekuzuGV
    @TekuzuGV2 жыл бұрын

    Cat: "Hello human name I'm Cat."

  • @stewiegriffin4295

    @stewiegriffin4295

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @jsoc99

    @jsoc99

    2 жыл бұрын

    😅

  • @glendagozon8776

    @glendagozon8776

    2 жыл бұрын

    eurt

  • @Sammystylez
    @Sammystylez2 жыл бұрын

    Movie title: How to pick up a duck.... the cats rise

  • @jchadwell4279
    @jchadwell4279 Жыл бұрын

    When I was younger, I had a cat which was deaf and whenever she was sleeping I would shake her, waking her up, but she still purred anyway. I give her a lot of respect for putting up with me.

  • @rahh127
    @rahh127 Жыл бұрын

    Rules: 1. No touch paws, belly, (less commonly disliked) neck and chin 2. No staring as it's a sign of aggression between cats 3. Stop what you're doing if their tail is wagging bc they're upset 4. If you don't pass their personal vibe check leave them alone 5. Be gentle

  • @stevenschnepp576

    @stevenschnepp576

    Жыл бұрын

    If they like and trust you, they _love_ having their chins scratched once they figure out it's not a trap.

  • @projectpatientanarchy7550

    @projectpatientanarchy7550

    Жыл бұрын

    Most of these are either completely wrong, or people can interpret wrong. Remember cats have different personalities, so this might be the opposite way to react to some cats

  • @albinothegreatestchatteron457

    @albinothegreatestchatteron457

    Жыл бұрын

    Congrats, now you are holding a duck.

  • @sophialayne6685

    @sophialayne6685

    Жыл бұрын

    mine wags his tail because he's in hunt mode during play time. When he's scared he just hides. I've never had a staring issue with any cat, only dogs.

  • @OOPSALLCAPS

    @OOPSALLCAPS

    Жыл бұрын

    @@projectpatientanarchy7550 I was just coming here to say this!

  • @rodelliwanag5718
    @rodelliwanag5718 Жыл бұрын

    "How to pick up a duck the sequel"

  • @peoplehavetherights
    @peoplehavetherights6 ай бұрын

    HAPPY CAT!

  • @4floofs1purrfectlife
    @4floofs1purrfectlife Жыл бұрын

    😻 purrfect advice 🔥

  • @ArcaneEclipse
    @ArcaneEclipse Жыл бұрын

    Just greeting my cat when I come home and receiving "welcome back" head bumps are my favorite time of my day

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd2 жыл бұрын

    i like spooking my cat from behind bc she makes that cute “murr” sound, then she’ll push her bum up so i can scratch her back. hehe. babey.

  • @lolzbitxd1808

    @lolzbitxd1808

    2 жыл бұрын

    I bet the cat is thinking " WHO THE- oh it's just you, scratchys now"

  • @neonice

    @neonice

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is mating behavior if she pushes her bum in the air while making that sound. Is she spayed? Maybe you should scratch her more under the chin and cheeks rather than at the base of the tail

  • @denino2003

    @denino2003

    2 жыл бұрын

    My cat used to nod when I did that, like she’s saying ‘Whats up?’

  • @shizukagozen777

    @shizukagozen777

    2 жыл бұрын

    I used to kindly "slap" my cat's behind when he was in a loaf because his butt bounced like a ball. It was too funny. 😂

  • @dustojnikhummer

    @dustojnikhummer

    2 жыл бұрын

    Activation noise

  • @bhie1129
    @bhie1129 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the tips❤

  • @KaliCortez
    @KaliCortez9 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

  • @unityweb32
    @unityweb322 жыл бұрын

    if you want hug a cat: HEY CAT I WANT HUG YOU! O-O

  • @uncledarthy7573
    @uncledarthy7573 Жыл бұрын

    “mom can I pick up that duck?” No we have a duck at home the duck at home…

  • @tiohooper7220
    @tiohooper7220 Жыл бұрын

    This is why I like dogs

  • @horsethreaksa8929
    @horsethreaksa8929 Жыл бұрын

    is so cute 🥰

  • @MrCatto-cb5zd
    @MrCatto-cb5zd2 жыл бұрын

    "Introduce yourself" *Hi cat I am your peasant human who definitely doesn't feed you and i shall bow to you my royalty*

  • @losmonster9843

    @losmonster9843

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yessir, and I shall give you 60 fucking toys that you only play with if I tell you not to stand on the table

  • @invisible3641
    @invisible36412 жыл бұрын

    "Can I copy your homework" "Sure but make it look different" The homework:

  • @nathanielwohlfeil-hp8zd
    @nathanielwohlfeil-hp8zd Жыл бұрын

    In the cat's universe: "How to let a human pet you. Step one: Bite aggressively. Step two: Look cute.

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio Жыл бұрын

    My cat doesn't bite if I surprise her with unseen pets, she just meows and leans into it.

  • @dais2cool4uu
    @dais2cool4uu2 жыл бұрын

    "You are now petting a cat!" Cam Casey: DoEs tHiS aCtUalLy wOrK?

  • @Smoker_UNTTP

    @Smoker_UNTTP

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who cam Casey?

  • @BrUhhh2

    @BrUhhh2

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Smoker_UNTTP bruh I guess ur new on youtube huh

  • @windsail5802

    @windsail5802

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @dais2cool4uu

    @dais2cool4uu

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @s7xr_

    @s7xr_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BrUhhh2 don't be too mean to him/her

  • @Tn-qr1kb
    @Tn-qr1kb2 жыл бұрын

    “If you scare a cat, they’ll bite you” Me: casually walking and cat starts to growl at me and bites.

  • @Jennasaur

    @Jennasaur

    2 жыл бұрын

    its giving cat abuser

  • @Tn-qr1kb

    @Tn-qr1kb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Jennasaur wdym

  • @Nikhil-rh7yw

    @Nikhil-rh7yw

    2 жыл бұрын

    Give cat some treats

  • @Tn-qr1kb

    @Tn-qr1kb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nikhil-rh7yw honestly, I dislike cats

  • @stpbasss3773
    @stpbasss3773 Жыл бұрын

    They also have very sensitive nerve endings on their back by their tail, only certain cat's like being petted there. If you pet your cat there and they sort of wig out or start making weird faces then don't pet them there because they can barely stand it. Not all cats though some like it. Never pet their stomachs unless you know they like it either. It really all depends on the cat.

  • @chiantozzo9341
    @chiantozzo9341 Жыл бұрын

    The duck guy: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."

  • @germancolonel
    @germancolonel2 жыл бұрын

    the dialogue is almost exact to the “how to pick up a duck” video

  • @Betterthantwix

    @Betterthantwix

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's because it's an exact copy

  • @krishapatil7783

    @krishapatil7783

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ya she should credit them.

  • @YinYangKitsune
    @YinYangKitsune2 жыл бұрын

    "How to pet a cat" Me: tries this My cat: *Your hand looks even tastier today*

  • @rabbid_rabbit

    @rabbid_rabbit

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  • @LocgicalState

    @LocgicalState

    2 жыл бұрын

    Uh hell NOOO

  • @hyperfox0934

    @hyperfox0934

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol yeah Petting aggression is a bitch XD

  • @wanderingastrophile

    @wanderingastrophile

    2 жыл бұрын

    NAWWW AHAHHA

  • @afridiansari1021

    @afridiansari1021

    2 жыл бұрын

    Under rated

  • @Elise_12
    @Elise_12 Жыл бұрын

    I swear KZread is listening to my conversations I was talking about getting a cat and now I am getting so many cat videos WITH A CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE IM GONNA GET

  • @oofman1911
    @oofman1911 Жыл бұрын

    He be loafin doe

  • @Langeweile-Toast
    @Langeweile-Toast2 жыл бұрын

    isn‘t that just a imitation of “how to pic up a duck”, from seducktive?

  • @KittenSneezee

    @KittenSneezee

    2 жыл бұрын

    𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚜𝚘

  • @Velu0

    @Velu0

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea

  • @Itz_MK
    @Itz_MK2 жыл бұрын

    Me: *puts my hand up to the cat* Cat: *bites*

  • @herjosofficial2279
    @herjosofficial2279 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah its right ❤️

  • @QuestHuntersGaming
    @QuestHuntersGaming Жыл бұрын

    This cat need an oscar

  • @Cathlyn_Janice
    @Cathlyn_Janice2 жыл бұрын

    Me: *starts meowing nonsense* Cat: *lets me pet them* My brother: Hey cat let me pet you Cat: *So,you have chosen death?*

  • @user-xf3by8ho8d

    @user-xf3by8ho8d

    2 жыл бұрын

    wow you must be the cat whisperer or something😍

  • @Microster

    @Microster

    2 жыл бұрын

    with a pfp like that, i don't think you meow just for your cat

  • @Brainlesssss

    @Brainlesssss

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Microster uh- since when pfps define a persons behavior now?-

  • @megamihyd6882

    @megamihyd6882

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Microster th- that's true! how did you know? i don't just meow for my cat too!

  • @crswoodferns

    @crswoodferns

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Brainlesssss that is a pretty pfp ngl

  • @1cheezyboi31
    @1cheezyboi312 жыл бұрын

    "Human Name"

  • @luisdelrio4712

    @luisdelrio4712

    2 жыл бұрын

    The cat wrote the script

  • @Harukocherryblossom
    @Harukocherryblossom Жыл бұрын

    My cats when I pet them from behind: AhHhHhHHHhh oh- Hello human (๑•ᴗ•๑)

  • @katherineee._.01
    @katherineee._.01 Жыл бұрын

    My cat be like: “YAYyyYyYyYyY hooman!” 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗺𝗲 “Now pats,lots of 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝘀“

  • @ericfurtah8285
    @ericfurtah82852 жыл бұрын

    “When you scare it, it will bite!” Me: *hmmm… that has never happened when I scared a cat..*

  • @Gumball7th

    @Gumball7th

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because it is your cat

  • @antiz0oph1le

    @antiz0oph1le

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sameeeeee

  • @lime2052

    @lime2052

    2 жыл бұрын

    my cat just makes a little scared trill and it’s so cute…

  • @jasonmatthew79

    @jasonmatthew79

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Gumball7th no like stray cats when you like stomp on the ground because you are scared and want them to go away

  • @stoutishvoice4185

    @stoutishvoice4185

    2 жыл бұрын

    but it happens when you kill one

  • @selfesteem3447
    @selfesteem34472 жыл бұрын

    You know I think it's important that people finally learn how to do this, properly.

  • @gamingwithlyamnl723

    @gamingwithlyamnl723

    2 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @nyancat.123

    @nyancat.123

    2 жыл бұрын

    I keep seeing cat haters asking excuses and this is one of them. "cats don't let you pet them". Don't sneak them from behind then! Also, I think that cute animals ironically don't like being pet by strangers

  • @Evycakez

    @Evycakez

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nyancat.123 I honestly think that the people who say "cats are mean, they dont let you pet them, they scratched me, or bit me" it kinda sus of the person. I adopted a cat last year after having my dogs stolen. I was always a dog person who wasn't fond of cats.At the time I wanted a furry companion that was more independent and not as needy as dogs. A companion who would just kinda be there chilling and let me pet it at least once a day. Then I adopt Pixie (my cat) and holy shit.... I wasn't expecting a cat to be so chatty, constantly pull at my hand for attention when I'm sitting on a chair, and sleep right next to my face. I was expecting a teenager who would just do their own thing, not a needy and chatty cat. I love her though and she is the best thing that has happened to me last year ever since I lost my dogs.

  • @nyancat.123

    @nyancat.123

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Evycakez I agree. Cat haters have never met cats or most likely approach cats like dogs.

  • @puff2975

    @puff2975

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amy M and Evycakez have my upmost respect. (As a cat lover who hates when people say “I hate cats because this cat bit me!”) And then I asked what did they do before and they said they sprayed the cat with water. For no reason. (Actual conversation with my cousin)