Hey,that's Me on Your video ,cool!

@AdrianUng13

8 жыл бұрын

This guy right here is a pro at "how to own a tiger" :). Love your videos Michael , please post more of Enzo and Diego :)

@LarsdeTombe

8 жыл бұрын

+michael jamison i love yor videos man, been a sub for over a year.

@johnroot7127

8 жыл бұрын

o

@djtj5527

8 жыл бұрын

I like you, your tigers, other pets and videos Michael!

@LanceEleazarBChua

8 жыл бұрын

also my pupies are like tiger

Step 1: Be the son of a drug lord in Colombia.

@user-qc5lv7jt4h

8 жыл бұрын

and make your catchphrase "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"

@handrest8351

7 жыл бұрын

And make sure you have a nemisis to use your catchphrase

@kanridneowkalfredo9268

5 жыл бұрын

Step 2 get arrested

@yahyabnegaming4167

5 жыл бұрын

Step 0.0001 be born

@moonshatter785

5 жыл бұрын

@@sebbruun6095 yumm

if I owned a tiger I would get a full metal body suit and wear it 24/7 lol

@mortvald

7 жыл бұрын

Good job he can easily dent it with his weight, leave you with a metal shoved deep into your guts.

@MrCoolguy416

7 жыл бұрын

Yup!

@fahu150

7 жыл бұрын

PowerShovel how're you gonna sleep?

@MrCoolguy416

7 жыл бұрын

i have no idea

@Reshme77

7 жыл бұрын

PowerShovel I don't blame you.

epic how to: own a tank

@fat6776

7 жыл бұрын

Its probably cheaper to own a tiger(tank) than own a tiger

@TheReturnOfPimpShrimp

7 жыл бұрын

fat It would cost about 50,000.

@daz6669

7 жыл бұрын

A Tiger Tank would cost around $1,282,051 USD.

@eosnshsmshesjjssg

7 жыл бұрын

Zombacalipse 👍

@Savvyonion

7 жыл бұрын

BlackBearPlays yes brah

How too create your own country would be a good one

@spazmaster1996

9 жыл бұрын

That would be interesting

@thecoolkidsclub1436

9 жыл бұрын

Liam Worsley yes it would

@DarkAngelGuyver

9 жыл бұрын

admiral Thrawn Thirded. Also points for Thrawn

@OZBAL42

9 жыл бұрын

admiral Thrawn i have a feeling some rich fan would actually do it tought, if its possible. would be funny if a new country popped up on the map though

@kenansabic2901

9 жыл бұрын

admiral Thrawn I am pretty shure it would be hard to get your territory because no country would give it to you that easily.

How to become a known person in the history book

@artski09

9 жыл бұрын

TheWip9 cross out the name in the book and write your name in simple

@zj871023

9 жыл бұрын

TheWip9 do something really bad

@estosan65

9 жыл бұрын

zj871023 It's certainly the easiest way.

@GenericSupervillain3

9 жыл бұрын

TheWip9 History is made by stupid people. Clever people wouldn't even try. If you want a place in the history books, then do something stupid before you die.

@30JinWei

9 жыл бұрын

TheWip9 mass murder

How to own a cat for free: Step 1: Walk around the city' Step 2: Find a cat Step 3:Voila you own a cat!

@travisjett424

4 жыл бұрын

TorroDash I have done this

@mr.buckets5585

4 жыл бұрын

Imma try that Edit: It worked! totally worth the rabies

@iambloopy

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.buckets5585 😂😂😂😂😂

Step 1) Get a toyger instead. Step 2) Profit by not having your face mauled off

@gormok9558

8 жыл бұрын

tiger would go for your neck if they want to murder you

@philyfly358

6 жыл бұрын

crow ya salty any animal would its natural instinct

@elkejajaelkeja8836

6 жыл бұрын

crow ya salty r/woosh

@filipinastaines5134

5 жыл бұрын

My steps are Step 1 : Buy a Tiger Plush Step 2 : Profit Because I DONT WANT TO SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON THAT TIGER AND SCREW THE REAL TIGER AT ALL SCREW THAT

@gamingandwarriorswithbob5212

5 жыл бұрын

Lol toyger

How to rob a bank

@Martin-hc6cm

9 жыл бұрын

Milfgard?

@chrismorales7516

9 жыл бұрын

Chion von Steinheim Dilfgard?

@MegaMementoMori

9 жыл бұрын

Chris Morales 1. Become the bank's CEO 2. Profit 3. WTF would I rob my bank for some irrelevant few million $, if I get tens of millions annually from the shareholders?

How to own a tiger: Step 1: Don't.

@carolyns4519

8 жыл бұрын

+João Tito De Morais Seriously. Read up on the illegal wildlife trade-some really disturbing stuff happens to get the animals. Plus there's the sad fact that there are more captive tigers in the U.S. than there are wild tigers in all of India.

@joaotitodemorais8687

8 жыл бұрын

+Carolyn S Yeah right, because people aren't creating poacher free reservations and such after the thing with Cecil. If you're trying to justify your will to own a tiger because, well, you clearly are a female who must aprecciate felines, fucking have yourself checked Seriously. Owning a tiger in a mansion/big house/open field of big property environment ISN'T acceptable. Paying 2000$ for a cub ISN'T acceptable. People like you are truly out of contact with the world to want to have a 6mt long feline confined to a city environment. Seriously, stop breathing you oxygen thief. If by any means that tiger has to be put back in the wild, it will die in 48h due to losing it's preying factor. Educate yourself before you try to come off as altruistic. Lol.

@joaotitodemorais8687

8 жыл бұрын

+wilco You must not be seeing the brackets on her comment that read edit. Pretty sure that's not what she originally said, and pretty sure she was trying to justify the fact that it was acceptable.

@carolyns4519

8 жыл бұрын

+João Tito De Morais I AM on your side. I do not want to own a tiger or any other exotic animal. They are MUCH better off in the wild where they belong. Nothing justifies the illegal wildlife trade.

@joaotitodemorais8687

8 жыл бұрын

Carolyn S My apologies then, but I really read that you were trying to justify that it was acceptable owning one. Sorry for being rude, and I'm NOT saying this sarcasticaly! :)

I’m officially ready for the apocalypse

Just for those who are saying “ don’t keep wild animals as pets , it’s bad or it’s dangerous “ u better know that animals like dogs, cats,rabbits and also birds were all wild before , but later humans domesticated them and thought them love

How to be a spy! James Bond!

@artski09

9 жыл бұрын

andonemaniac kill a spy and take his/her identity

@mcintyma

9 жыл бұрын

Hircine way to be a troll in the most un irritating way possible

@artski09

9 жыл бұрын

Morral tach thank you i have been improving my craft ◕‿↼

@ALegitimateYoutuber

9 жыл бұрын

Hircine if you killed a spy and successfully stole their identity, you'd impress a few agency's for sure.

@MrBrownstone8881

9 жыл бұрын

***** easy, cut their breaks in their car. done.

How to learn the most languages in the shortest amount of time?

@DenizUe

9 жыл бұрын

I see you already learned English Appa.

@Demigodish4o3

9 жыл бұрын

DenizUe Momo taught me.

@AirKiter

9 жыл бұрын

Demigodish4o3 jip jip

@Takashii125

9 жыл бұрын

Demigodish4o3 Rosetta Stone. Nuff said.

me: I want a tiger..... *see how much i have to pay for this * me:Nevermind

@username2703

4 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Playz only 2000

who needs a tiger when you have a wolf.

@theunknownblock5942

7 жыл бұрын

why not both?!

@patrickbullick2925

7 жыл бұрын

+TheUnknownBlock idk that would be cool tho.

@user-se8kn2tm5s

7 жыл бұрын

How about a lion

@patrickbullick2925

7 жыл бұрын

+William J.S Elder-Keir why not a dragon

@catjohnson3975

7 жыл бұрын

+Patrick “P.B” Bullick alian

How to Create your own Country!

@artski09

9 жыл бұрын

ATHEIST play tropico it is a how to guide on create your own country

@mikeg5616

8 жыл бұрын

+DoctorDaro how about how to comment after browsing the videos they ALREADY MADE!

@doctordaro2112

8 жыл бұрын

Michal Gaik You are pretty stupid. I posted that comment one month before they uploaded it.

@SNOW_GAMER-sm1zt

8 жыл бұрын

+Michal Gaik u m jesus

@kiento6154

8 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah Michal is pretty dumb xD

HOW TO SURVIVE A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! CMONNNNNNONNN

@aliciacharline

9 жыл бұрын

rad0ri www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

@DLCSpider

9 жыл бұрын

rad0ri Ignore it. A zombie "apocalypse" would be less threatening than the last ebola incident.

@rad0ri

9 жыл бұрын

... i just want an interesting video of surviving zombies on epic how to.. is that too much to ask -.-

How to own tiger: 1. Be mike Tyson so you can actually fight the tiger if it decides to attack you 2. Done

@BIGTONKAA69

3 жыл бұрын

ik it was probably a joke but mike tyson would get dominated in a fight with a tiger

@almac9203

3 жыл бұрын

@@BIGTONKAA69 Mike Tyson would be a chew toy to a tiger.

@nitrozeus2666

Жыл бұрын

@@BIGTONKAA69 in some circumstances Tyson probably could KO a tiger

@aleksandaraleksandrov7111

Жыл бұрын

@@nitrozeus2666 Maybe you said that as a joke but if not? I dont know our faces are flat to pervent fist dmg from hurting us to some extent. Most animals's faces are not flat so i dont know how much more effective a punch is. But consider this, the bigger the animal is the less blunt dmg is usefull. The guy in the video is right bear mase is the best option or carry something else that would scare the animal if used.

@Xzero1074

10 ай бұрын

@@nitrozeus2666Tiger will dominate Mike

I guess i'll keep watching tiger vids, safer and cheaper...

So...can I ride my Tiger?

@garchomp-if7514

8 жыл бұрын

Please don't , tigers are wild animals

@guydude8373

8 жыл бұрын

TheMaskedEmolga 587 To late...IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!

@stokesa3122

8 жыл бұрын

+Guy Dude Dio would be proud.

@arefallout

8 жыл бұрын

+TheMaskedEmolga 587 So are elephants......

@pivotguy

8 жыл бұрын

+ThaGodNinja it's exotic because it's the smallest thing in the world

My favorite episode yet! Nice job keep them coming:)

I can't watch without laughing! Your animation kills me😂

"Cuz guess what? Tigers are still legal in Texas, YEHAAAW" - Saul Goodman

@altinrexha1075

4 жыл бұрын

BanterHyena you better call saul !

@UncleHyena

4 жыл бұрын

Altin Rexha remember Altin, don’t drink or drive and if you do call Saul

haha, love the editing and the hosting, please keep making these epic how to's...love em

how to rob a bank!!!

@Dogbehu

8 жыл бұрын

+Keyes and Nebbins Use a tiger

@VannDilzen

8 жыл бұрын

+Keyes and Nebbins OMG YES

@thefreeday234

8 жыл бұрын

***** hahaha i like saying that with a italian accent XD

@dylanhavinga3135

7 жыл бұрын

Keyes and Nebbins then go to jail

@mentalerror69

7 жыл бұрын

Step1: you dont

Step 1: how to be Carole fuckin baskin

Who is here after watching tiger king?

@leoanderson6705

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@not_today_satan-wu2ib

4 жыл бұрын

Hoi

How to be a dictator Totally not part of my plan to rule the world....

@bowmanruto

9 жыл бұрын

Emix Channel lie get voted into office get a large group off ppl where it counts start a war and make it so you win a vote to become temporary leader of the country in war times, win the war and don't step down and become a dictator if you manage to survive... easyer said then done and you will survive aprox 5 years becurs of rebelion in your own land

@IndieMarkus

9 жыл бұрын

bowmanruto Or try to go to art school

@bowmanruto

9 жыл бұрын

IndieMarkus been there done that... wont help ya with the whole ''dictator'' thing... douse improve your artistic skill thogh

@artski09

9 жыл бұрын

Emix Channel play tropico it is a how to guide on How to be a dictator

@IndieMarkus

9 жыл бұрын

bowmanruto well, then go to prison and write a book there^^

This video actually saved my life when I went camping with my friends in Borneo during 2018 the peperspry actually did the job with a few spears and friends along side me that just was traumatic but a good experience overall

2020 wya this is still one of my favorite yt series

You guys are awesome, have been watching all morning, easiest decision to subscribe ever.

Collab with Man at Arms, how to make a forge!

@BlackEa9l3

9 жыл бұрын

Endryon that is dumb you are so uncreative

@Billaxle

9 жыл бұрын

Endryon Yes!

@deadtoad990

9 жыл бұрын

No, there are tons of videos on that topic already.

@Billaxle

9 жыл бұрын

ThePeriodicTableOfGaming Toad Your "Avatar" is both the coolest and most disturbing thing I've seen in my entire life. You must have made it using "_Magic! **snort snort*"

@deadtoad990

9 жыл бұрын

It's my rape face!

""Well, Joe, it's sounds illegal" NOT NECESSARILY!"

huge "Dean winchester" energy from this dude! specially with the "AWESOME "

The guy with the tiger on the thumbnail is Michael Jamison with his largest pet tiger, Enzo. He has a KZread channel. Also he's South African. And he once took Enzo out in his Lamborghini Diablo, he loves cars.

We need HOW TO OWN A BEAR! :D

@totinogirl2999

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a polar bear at that!

@CinnamonLovesYou704

Жыл бұрын

Step 1: Live in Russia

How to get a Girlfriend.

@artski09

9 жыл бұрын

Der Spalter buy one from the Russians

@woodennickel4449

9 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😅😅😅😅😅😸😸😸😸😸

@pedrorei2012

9 жыл бұрын

Der Spalter grab a masterball.

@TheGrizzlo503

9 жыл бұрын

Der Spalter this is sad

@breaddboy

9 жыл бұрын

Your gonna need a Starbucks, a big box, a stick and some string.

Awesome animations, Andy!

Lovely info. Thanks.

Who’s here after the Netflix show on joe exotic 😂

@leoanderson6705

4 жыл бұрын

Me

Wow. I live in South Carolina. It's so awesome here, I'll move to any county to have a tiger.

@komiyama4344

7 жыл бұрын

I live in Wisconsin

@sosa2mars

7 жыл бұрын

Don't please it is bad for them

@thejaydoctor4327

7 жыл бұрын

I was joking. I'm not actually gonna own a tiger. Obviously.

@sosa2mars

7 жыл бұрын

TheJayDoctor oh ok then. You are a good man

@toms89stroker2009

7 жыл бұрын

how is it bad for them when live twice as long then they do in the wild and they don't have to worry about being killed by a hunter or another animal.

Hay Andy, nice job in the animations.

I just wanna chillax on the couch while it roams around my house and when I see it I can pet it as I please

How to tell if anyone is lying/How to tell a perfect lie

How to own a pet tiger: 1. Ask for a death sentence.

I loved the transitions

Not really sure why you used Michael Jamisons picture as your thumbnail. But he’s the best tiger dad ever

Total food cost is $2,000 annually? That can't be right.

@brucesmith2402

8 жыл бұрын

40 pounds of meat PER DAY. Add it up annually (I think that means month or week) and it will cost $2,000

@Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52

8 жыл бұрын

Bruce Smith Yeah I have two 10lb cats that I pay about $1500 a year (or annually). No way a tiger only costs $500 more per year.

@brucesmith2402

7 жыл бұрын

*next time on news* we just changed annually to mean weekly XD

How to get away with murder

@FLUX.2226

9 жыл бұрын

Kill someone, watch "How to Break Out of Jail", get imprisoned, and the rest should be easy.

@MrLlamas999

9 жыл бұрын

I believe he is just joking as the name of a series is how to get away with murder

@MrLlamas999

9 жыл бұрын

How i met your mother would be good too

5:42 "Pump Up Your Chest And Scream Loudly To Scare It Away" Me Thinking About Donkey Kong Pumping Up His Chest And Starts Yelling At The Tiger *Tarzan Yells*.

I miss this series wish it came back

Joe Exotic would like you know your location

How to survive zombie or any kind of apocalypse please.

I live in Alabama so i am so excited

Thank you

Wow, that is a Great idea... I am going to buy a cute baby tiger and call it, " Kitty"

@kaiserglory8289

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@theunknownblock5942

7 жыл бұрын

"you wanna play with Kitty?" "sure!" "he's right outside." (person one goes outside and we see her get mauled in the background as you sip tea)

@stickfigureanimations7530

6 жыл бұрын

that's nice

@aryangeles5212

5 жыл бұрын

@@theunknownblock5942 lol

@arieladejesus8777

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even know I will flush myself down the toilet

Really want to watch more epic how to videos, when will next season be Joe?

Can you do more,how to videos on exotic animals?

LOL "But Joe said I could"

How to become a drug lord

How to be a key part of a mafia

I like how the beginning goes from cat or dog to "So HoW aBoUt A TiGaR" in absolutely no time at all

Got the tiger and its worth it, thx for the help

how to be a blacksmith pls.....

how to make your own stark indusries

@TheGrizzlo503

9 жыл бұрын

Ghio Klyde if you're posting that here, you're not smart enough to do it

@STRNGquark

9 жыл бұрын

okay

Can you make one of these but a wolf one please

"Funny lookin' bird license" 😹😹😹

How to hypothetically blow up the moon..

How to make it through Game of Thrones

Thank you so much!

@flallal8543

Жыл бұрын

Wait so you're planning to get a pet tiger soon?

@pumpkinpony

Жыл бұрын

@@flallal8543 hopefully

@flallal8543

Жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinpony I doubt that, they're expensive to take care of.

@pumpkinpony

Жыл бұрын

@@flallal8543 im still gonna get one

@flallal8543

Жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinpony Are you in Nevada?

That man sounded like Tarzan I laughed my ass off😂😂😂

So basically, this video just show the world not only how to own a tiger, but any other domestic animal.

I'd rather own a pet Bear

@woodennickel4449

9 жыл бұрын

I would too!

@ScottThompson1996

9 жыл бұрын

Steven Ventro Wolf.

@agentham

9 жыл бұрын

Scott Thompson Get a Husky or a Malamute.

@RandomVideos-io8uc

8 жыл бұрын

to big

@MrBioniclefan1

8 жыл бұрын

I would rather have a pet cheetah.

Get yourself a dog. Name it as tiger. Congratulations, now you have a tiger

Thankyou

Who’s here after tiger king

how to become an elite sniper

Sweet, I already live in Nevada

Thumbnail was micheal jimison from South Africa and that tiger is Enzo....🤘😂😂

Please, do Excalibur

@hoblywobly

9 жыл бұрын

Wrong place, buddy

@narutoman644

9 жыл бұрын

Vaclav Pohanka wich one

imagine if you go outside an you see...A TIGER oh its in a lead?

@kingofbosnia2500

7 жыл бұрын

On*

Heads up for people actually wanting to do this: the Big Cats Public Safety Act was passed today in the US, banning all big cats from being kept as pets, tigers included.

Dank I live in South Carolina

"o'll train you'r toigah"

Who’s here after watching Tiger King?

Hey! I'm in South Carolina!

Well thank you for the compliment for my state

wow....haven't thought that tigers even think

@diamondemerald258

8 жыл бұрын

That's what tigers thought about humans

@roseyesor9287

8 жыл бұрын

DiamondEmerald lol

@masterarthius8752

7 жыл бұрын

They came. They saw. And died. -Hilary Clinton

yasssss I am in nevada

@ron87.

5 жыл бұрын

@dietz andwattson23 Most of this is exaggerated to deter people from owning a tiger. Instead of $60k you can do it for less than 18k if you do the research.

@eliakimbenishchayil

4 жыл бұрын

Ron87 you are absolutely right. I said the same thing when I saw this video I have exotic animals and it’s not that expensive

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a, oh god it got loose!!!!

I own a Tigger in tn and he has got everything down to a t he knows what he is talking about guys

Anyone here after Tiger King?

Living in Nevada I'm not surprised they're so lenient on wild animal laws. Lots of casinos put lions and tigers on display in glass boxes in the middle of casinos for people to look at. o v o" I wonder how they get away with doing that. Is it a loop hole where the animal can be put in a viewing area for a amount of time, or is it that kind of "free range" type where theres a door outside that goes up to 5 acres, but the only decorated part the animal wants to be in is the viewing area part in the glass box.

I once saw a whole goat carcass at costco

If rather the tiger eat its owner than to put it down because 1) that's the owners fault for not caring for it properly 2) HUMANS aren't the ones who are CRITICALLY ENDANGERED

how to get rid of a babies corpse

@spoonman2463

7 жыл бұрын

Wat

@user-se8kn2tm5s

7 жыл бұрын

Feed it too your new tiger

@CHman712

5 жыл бұрын

Take the corpse to NY

In reality that's not a whole lot of money & for such a gorgeous baby, looks like Nevada is where I should move too at some point .. I have always wanted one & seeing this I understand its cheaper than I thought growing up & ya now I want one as my baby more than ever .. I'm in love with life & animals & loved this video - thank you & #Namaste to all who see this .. I love you all XoXoX

Simple: 1) go into the wild 2) capture a cub 3) and uh...try not to get yourself killed once you've escaped.

Tigers require between 20 km2 to 100 km2 of territory. Don't own tigers