How To Fight A Bear - EPIC HOW TO
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Just in case you have a mental lapse and think it's a good idea to fight a bear instead of running from it, here's how to do it.
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Andy Mogren
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Joe Bereta and Michael Rainey - / raineymichaelv
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore
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How to fight a bear 1. Set it on fire. 2. Run away from the now very angry flaming bear.
@smilingdonkforu9155
7 жыл бұрын
You made my day
@klunkyfakeclank9686
7 жыл бұрын
OMG, my robotics team name is Fire Bear
@hansoloqueue5053
7 жыл бұрын
have you never heard the informative rhyme fire bear don't care
@themilkycow4050
7 жыл бұрын
smokey would not be proud
@theoneyoudontsee8315
7 жыл бұрын
vary smart most animals are petrified of fire that spray can deodorant and a lighter could be the smartest way to fight a bear pariod.
*Bear* : Roarrr... *Me* : Wait a sec while i watch epic how to.
@anthonyfladeland1994
6 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ragna343
6 жыл бұрын
antoni borzymowski XD
@yattasuccess9212
6 жыл бұрын
Well i guess Joe better start makin' that How to fight a human video, so you know, the bear has an even more unfair chance.
@matthewstone2545
6 жыл бұрын
Bear: Ok then...
@louise4152
6 жыл бұрын
100th
if its brown lay down if its black fight back if its white…goodnight
@saltinecracker2727
5 жыл бұрын
funny but so true xD
@reddeath342
5 жыл бұрын
But if its a polar bear hand it a coke cola and sunglasses then watch some tv with him then you cool and then go to the bar
@muslimbahar646
5 жыл бұрын
By black u mean sunbear?
@jamesgabor9284
5 жыл бұрын
Where have I seen this I can’t remember
@Spreehox
5 жыл бұрын
Polar bears can kill you with the swipe of its paw
3:52 THIS IS HOW BEARS RUN TRUST ME I KNOW
@Monarhk
5 жыл бұрын
Wait how tf do you know how a bear runs are you mr. Rhfjsuwjeusujwsj this word?!!?
@hajzlzmrd9
5 жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing
@stack4229
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@katsukibakugou9607
3 жыл бұрын
Of course you know..
@willypooppaul3276
3 жыл бұрын
@@katsukibakugou9607 this comment is 2 years old and that isnt how bears run.
This channel will save my life one day
@marvinzimmerman1878
8 жыл бұрын
LOL SAME!!
@camdynthompson4865
8 жыл бұрын
yea
@paulhurst3346
7 жыл бұрын
same!!
@macandcheese7432
7 жыл бұрын
ikr all of it will come in handy
@felixo5574
7 жыл бұрын
if i remember it
Fighting a bear is basically playing dark souls in real life
@liviakoppa2569
7 жыл бұрын
hehe
@solidcrock0133
7 жыл бұрын
except you only live once in real life
@denisebarba4197
7 жыл бұрын
we know
@metazoangames6063
7 ай бұрын
As a speed runner I see this as a win
You actually Saved my life. One time I was camping out on my own and I was out fishing when I saw a grizzly. He came out to attack me and I spread out on the ground like a star. I broke a few ribs and survived with a scar on my back and arm. Then I woke up
@bringbackmemesineurope1576
3 жыл бұрын
niceeee
@plushislandnetwork7455
2 жыл бұрын
Just had a dream about being chased by a bear. Played dead, seemed to work. Then I woke up. There is one surefire way to stay safe in this situation - never get into a fight with a bear.
@user-od6rs8ui6p
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo 😭😂😂
@DinoFan1993
2 жыл бұрын
Damn Naruto… what a story lol
@whoahwtfhuh
Жыл бұрын
You are "lucky" to be alive.. Mf could have just ate you, playing dead is most likely never the first option😅 all living is the same, if it wanted to it could have popped your head off very easily.... Next time id get ready to either 1 fight that mf or 2! Get ready to seduce that mf!😅.... I mean like i said every person is different so thats the same with all living, bear might whoop out a joint n smoke with you🤷🏼just never know man..
In America bear chase you but in soviet Russia you chase bear
@CloroxBleach-pz5so
5 жыл бұрын
Adam Bomb KHABIB
@PandaManArchives
5 жыл бұрын
In Russia bear watch epic how to beat a human
@facitenonvictimarum174
5 жыл бұрын
That's why life expectancy for men is 10 years longer in America than Russia, and Russia's population is
@chinoyomaji288
5 жыл бұрын
Dude use commas
@reddeath342
5 жыл бұрын
Ya but I made a new game shove my hand in a bear's mouth or kick a male bear in the balls I call it gagballs
"I watched a video on KZread about how to fight a bear so I won't need that rifle today." Famous last words
@montylemon9445
7 жыл бұрын
Casper Ko hahahahaha
@peebleshamster5189
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: a bear can survive a rifle attack with ease
@ignacioclerici5341
2 жыл бұрын
@@peebleshamster5189 can survive an ak47 unloading 30 bullets on him?
@ignacioclerici5341
2 жыл бұрын
@@peebleshamster5189 can he survive a granade in his face?
@peebleshamster5189
2 жыл бұрын
@@ignacioclerici5341 the first one yes. The second one no.
How to win an argument with a woman.
@megalofyia9280
8 жыл бұрын
Impossible
@vali3033
8 жыл бұрын
+Alberto Figueroa I got ur back! Step one: Get in argument with women. Step two: Don't Step three: ??? Step four: Profit.
@Dowlphin
8 жыл бұрын
+Alberto Figueroa I seem to remember there was a tome in the 7th century, kept in a monastery, that contained a conversation transcript. Some sources claim all medieval magical spells were derived from that text.
@shinjukuphantasma7023
8 жыл бұрын
i find suddenly going up to them, hugging them real tight, and repeat shh over and over helps. also helps with children, some animals, and oneself
@SheikTV1
8 жыл бұрын
Ken Catus I'm gonna need some chocolate grenades. TAKE COVER!!!!
3:53 I didn't expect to see a bear sprinting on two legs today...made me laugh harder than it should have
@deadman4712
Жыл бұрын
It’s a SW
Thanks I got stiches
@i_sometimes_leave_comments
6 жыл бұрын
Snitches get stitches I guess
@marcopocolosis
6 жыл бұрын
Hey! your alive lol
@mr.finger9174
5 жыл бұрын
Stfu Liar
@lavendermae5064
5 жыл бұрын
@@mr.finger9174 , it's, "liar"
@mr.finger9174
5 жыл бұрын
Lavender Mae Oh My Bad Thx
There must be something wrong with my Russian genes because I didn't know how to fight a bear until now.
@JackToeRip
8 жыл бұрын
man. I thought Russians had a special gene that caused a natural reaction to wrestle bears. Guess I was wrong
@daka5645
8 жыл бұрын
Jacob Glaze Well, we still have the strengh to do it. Top priority for the bear is not to get hit by us:D
@JackToeRip
8 жыл бұрын
TheLittleRussian I can see that.
@daka5645
7 жыл бұрын
***** I can't speak or read Russian but thank god there is Google Translate :D
@daka5645
7 жыл бұрын
***** Nice, now I know you're not even Russian :D
How to survive a school shooting
@vajax984
8 жыл бұрын
W
@eoinmurphy1087
8 жыл бұрын
Don't go to school.
@ThatGUYandthensome
8 жыл бұрын
W
@ethancampbell9755
7 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see this
@javiermartinez1277
7 жыл бұрын
Be friends with the quite white kid
4:14 dude I wasn't ready for the feels...
"Punches are ineffective." *takamura has entered the chat*
@sebag2735
3 жыл бұрын
I see.... A man of culture.
@steampunkofgondor2619
3 жыл бұрын
Naruhodo... omae da bunkabito
@demonprincemeliodias6590
3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 😏
Thanks. Now I can fight Bear Grylls.
@SatanistSin
8 жыл бұрын
+Hellnagel Anyone can fight Bear Grylls. He's a fake survivalists. Fighting Bear Grylls, is like fighting a wimpy actor.
@ethan_tilung1334
8 жыл бұрын
Lol good one
@SatanistSin
8 жыл бұрын
***** ...says Bear Grylls. So seeing how his show is basically a lie, I'm guessing it isn't the first time he's lied.
@Dionyx_IV
8 жыл бұрын
+SatanistSin nah more like a sellout with a pocket knife (because he can't fight fair)
@DManCAWMaster
8 жыл бұрын
+Hellnagel I think I prefer the Bear over Bear Grylls
How to fight a bear... Don't
@kinghubris2536
8 жыл бұрын
+zero survivor*
@elvinestrella5895
8 жыл бұрын
but what if the bear wants to fight you? WHAT NOW LITTLE MAN?
@rilestin14
8 жыл бұрын
***** if a bear wants to fight you, it's your destiny to fight and die.
@rilestin14
8 жыл бұрын
***** If a bear is willing to leave the forest and find you, that's just the universes way of saying "get rekt and rest in pasta"
@falleithani5411
8 жыл бұрын
+GrammerNazi G Cowardice only applies when there is a rational reason to do the thing. So no, not in this case. Macho, on the other hand, is always synonymous with stupid. This is for a very good reason: Humans don't have the thickest hide, sharpest claws, or strongest jaws. Our strongest attribute is our exceptional intelligence. That is why, when someone really wants to show off, they act like an idiot. It's like fighting with one hand behind your back, only instead of limiting your dexterity, you are discarding your most powerful weapon (your intellect). And it is genuinely worthy of respect. If someone can win by pure brute force, just imagine what they could do if they actually employed _common sense_. Feel free to test it. Imagine someone in any dangerous scenario. The more head-on and thoughtless their approach, the more of a badass they come across as. It's crazily consistent. It's also why people in movies tend to try to outrun the giant rolling boulder rather than leaping to the side. They only look stupid if they appear frightened of getting smushed. Of course, the _most_ badass option would be to turn around and try to stop the giant boulder with a headbutt. Also the most stupid.
Many survival experts suggest using bear spray it can be super effective but it is also none to piss them off magerly😂😂😂😂
@bigcarlinblick904
5 жыл бұрын
Hands down the funniest part
One thing that was missing is that it is important to note the difference between fighting a Black Bear, or other larger bears like Grizzly or Brown Bears. I realize that Bears can get as large as 1100 lbs, so that would be the latter group. My point is, do NOT lay down and cover up if you have an encounter a Black Bear. Fight back vigorously, and use any weapon at your disposal. If a Black Bear decides to attack you, its game on.
@damien0819
5 жыл бұрын
The black bear will eat you so yes you fight back Just remembetr fight how we used to when we were primates and not pussies nowadays
@GTAVALE
5 жыл бұрын
@@damien0819 true that, fight like a savage but also fight smart, just get enraged and possibly pick up a big rock or stick
@ambivalentaxe
4 жыл бұрын
@@GTAVALE what about a butcher knife u can slice that bear to peices
@MetalMario137
4 жыл бұрын
@@ambivalentaxe Slicing damage isn't going to be as effective on bears. I don't know about black bears, but grizzlies can have up to 10 inches of fat on their bodies. Even if your knife cuts through their tough leathery skin, you still have a lot of fat protecting their vitals. Piercing damage will be the ticket, making spears a good weapon-of-choice.
@ambivalentaxe
4 жыл бұрын
@@MetalMario137 nah man I was just kidding
In Russia, bear know karate.
@daddyson9104
7 жыл бұрын
MEX0Germ.V2 lmao
@staticshotaop561
7 жыл бұрын
MEX0Germ.V2 no karata knows the bears
@pandamanniac5855
7 жыл бұрын
In all Asian countries, everyone knows karate :3
@scottregan7782
7 жыл бұрын
Mexogerm yes all bears know karate
@thomascockrell1294
7 жыл бұрын
Mexogerm in Russia, president fight bear
How to fight a bear make a circle.
@ramsierjouster2443
7 жыл бұрын
MageM different kind of bear, kiddo
@Mars_over_seer
7 жыл бұрын
How to fight a bear throw your brother
@BLACKHAWK-xj5bc
5 жыл бұрын
No!!! That's an oval!!! It has to be a circle!!!
@itsricky1259
5 жыл бұрын
That’s a seabear kiddo
@Ernest_XX
5 жыл бұрын
Dont make a squerd
I think DiCaprio already showed us how.. You don't fight a bear, you survive a bear attack.
@mr.mayhem6755
3 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't have had he not fought back though!
"How to fight a bear" "How to commit suicide"
This is quite wrong, first you need to distinguish what kind of bear it is, brown or black. Then follow out different measures accordingly
how to survive a nuclear bomb attack
@rordrawings4508
8 жыл бұрын
+ZetaPrime that or a meteor shower?
@Sizifus
8 жыл бұрын
+ZetaPrime Hide in a fridge
@guardiangalaxy3733
8 жыл бұрын
Guys the thing is... You. Ant survive those attacks
@zacherickson5444
8 жыл бұрын
+Ken Catus This isnt Indiana Jones xD
@Sizifus
8 жыл бұрын
Zach Erickson Damn it. I was certain that it was. x|
Once again, youtube has thought me more then school ;-;
@mubasshirkhan7508
5 жыл бұрын
Mister Carr it's taught.
@tomabuhl6190
5 жыл бұрын
That doesn't suprise me
@sirenbob1297
3 жыл бұрын
Mmm nah just stay in school kid
@mathijsjacke1915
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I figured...
Tip:Strike First Strike Hard No Mercy Remember The ENEMY WILL NEVER HAVE MERCY,STRIKING FIRST IS THE POINT OF VICTORY.NEVER LET THE ENEMY STRIKE FIRST & DEMOLISH THE OPPONENT UNTIL HES DEAD TO HELL Thank you for reading this!
@thelordsarmypodcast6164
5 жыл бұрын
Show no mercy!
@theinvincibles764
5 жыл бұрын
Tomislav Petkovski cobra kai
Yeah but is there a diplomatic solution??
@Srab23
8 жыл бұрын
+•Finn• I heard you can incapacitate a bear by dropping your wallet and your valuables
@incog.nyto.
8 жыл бұрын
+Srab23 Yeah bears mostly ask people for their wallets and phones when they threaten them. It's hard to be sure since they speak in bear though.
@NinjaThorn
8 жыл бұрын
+•Finn• Yes, take it out to dinner and submit to being the main course.
@freakymoejoe2
8 жыл бұрын
+Srab23 I thought that only worked on people from new jersey.
@drTropicanaZiOn
8 жыл бұрын
+•Finn• traitor
You forgot that if you got a gun or a spear, always aim at the heart. Bear skulls are thick as af and a bullet or a knife won't even reach its brain.
@dr.setiivbabadjenneezeanan7511
7 жыл бұрын
Gimme Apen That's why you stab it in the neck
@DOT107
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah that does it too, but when a bear fall on you Its best to aim at the largest body near the torso in the upper middle to swiftly pierce its heart
@MrCmon113
7 жыл бұрын
Maybe when it's a small hand gun.
@viprione1769
6 жыл бұрын
What about a .50 cal (You can use the .50 cal Deagle, Because you ofc won't have time to snipe the bear)
@madsparx4741
6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure a .308 would go through a bear skull
My general rule of thumb is when fighting (to the death) against anything significantly larger than oneself, aim for the eyes! It causes staggering amounts of pain and the enemy is gonna have a rather hard time killing you if it suddenly can no longer see!
Russia bear wrestling is not special occasion. it just means vadim has to much vodka on a Saturday night
@ingemar8123
4 жыл бұрын
Squatting Gopnik yepp
Hey, Andy :D Great job on the animations!
@andrewleonard54
8 жыл бұрын
I agree that he did very well this episode
@go2698
8 жыл бұрын
You work hard Andy (other animators)keep it up
@go2698
8 жыл бұрын
You work hard Andy keep it up
@syeda.1338
8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@syeda.1338
8 жыл бұрын
yeah
How to be Sherlock Holmes How to survive in the desert or Arctic
@Dowlphin
8 жыл бұрын
+Spasmic Strawberry Any specific reason for dissing the Antarctic? :-P
@pascuahartsont.7776
8 жыл бұрын
+Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ Jack! I'll never let go I promise! *lets jack go*
@Kizer5Red
8 жыл бұрын
+Spasmic Strawberry How to be a James Bond Villian
@Kizer5Red
8 жыл бұрын
+Amm-ra Seka It is possible to build a "plasma blade" but they are not small or portable and they require large power sources and cost a ton.
@peterberkers8718
8 жыл бұрын
how to start a succesfull gaming company
0:59 Welcome everybody to the bear wrestling championships! Khabib: Send me location.
5 years later this is still good
A nine year old Russian kid fought a bear? Who does he think he is, Zangief?
@donquixote5927
8 жыл бұрын
He doesn't think, he is
@kilplixfan1
8 жыл бұрын
+Morgil He's Khabib Nurmagomedov. That's all the reasoning he needs. (Seriously look him up he's a really fucking good fighter)
@definitelynotclickbait8283
8 жыл бұрын
and it was vladimir putin..
@Halloweenharen
8 жыл бұрын
That north korean leader probaly
@dfs4s5d4f
8 жыл бұрын
+Morgil it was a cub tho, and prolly isnt true
"Strike and dodge" sounds a lot like how to fight a dark souls boss
@stickAran
6 жыл бұрын
Not only did I think so too, but the 30 degree sight the bear has would make it necessary for you to literally go in circles around it, hoping for a back attack.
@killerbouquet3220
5 жыл бұрын
With how strong bears are they may as well be dark souls bosses
@methyllithium323
5 жыл бұрын
note to myself - bears are Dark souls bosses, but remember - you haven't found a bonfire so you can't revive. another note to myself - learn how to row 5 meters without injuring yourself while wearing 50 kg steel armour and 10 kg halberd
@AndrewCannaTV
5 жыл бұрын
The bear is one of the bosses of this animal kingdom dont you now?
You taught me how to fight a bear, then congratulated me on fighting a bear. like someone quickly pulled up your video while the bear circled his tent and learnt the art of bear fighting, finished the fight, then came back to finish your video.
*_RATES OF HUMAN AND BEAR FIGHTS GO UP BY 500%_*
@stack4229
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
If only DiCaprio had seen this video.
@Joe.Rogan.
8 жыл бұрын
+RedVIII he kicked that bears ass.. spoiler alert..bear dies Leo lives.
@FXSTRIDDA
8 жыл бұрын
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar
@FXSTRIDDA
8 жыл бұрын
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar
@FXSTRIDDA
8 жыл бұрын
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar
@FXSTRIDDA
8 жыл бұрын
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar.
"...Its a bear it was never a fair fight to begin with..." Hahaha LMAO ROFL LOLOLOLOL
@carso1500
8 жыл бұрын
then make it fair
@fat6776
7 жыл бұрын
WITH DILDOS
@boxertest
7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@Lucas-qz5wi
7 жыл бұрын
boxertest
I know i will probably never be in this situation but it's still cool to know
Hey Andy, great job on animating this video.
Guys wish me luck, I told a bear it's fat... Well now I have a fight tomorrow. Thank god I found this video
@antimageantimage3424
5 жыл бұрын
@Tracchofyre rip
Great job animating Andy!
@AndyMogren
8 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Spanish Thank man!
Literally camping right now and hear something from behind my tent wjsh me luck.
@taylorj6177
5 жыл бұрын
lie down and don't look in its eye. Then kick it.
@asadpanthersfan6257
5 жыл бұрын
You ok bro?
@alaamaoula2404
4 жыл бұрын
@@taylorj6177 lol
@gjgk5396
4 жыл бұрын
Dude u still alive?
@yaqub5447
4 жыл бұрын
Ak Ng Yeah it was a moose threw my bottle at it.
3:52 that animation tho 😂😂😂
I'm Russian and my bear was upset when he found out about this video (sorry for my bad english)
@ccmmoopp45
8 жыл бұрын
+Curious Fox hello (sorry for my bad english)
@TheHunterFP
8 жыл бұрын
+ccmmoopp45 Sorry for my bad english (sorry for my bad english)
@bombermang4523
8 жыл бұрын
+HunterFP K. (sorry for my bad english)
@lupuslunarem3235
8 жыл бұрын
+Bomber Mang Désolé pour mon mauvais anglais
@Arkume8Beltz
8 жыл бұрын
+Curious Fox Greetings to Zangief..(don't show he your bear)XD Perdon por mi ingles..
this is really going to help next time I ride to school and a bear blocks the street, thanks man!
@ZenodudeMC
8 жыл бұрын
Become the cool guy man, and get popular
@Lemmingcave
8 жыл бұрын
+Kuifkanarie you have a bike trow it at the bear and stun it.
@TheLongboardGuy
8 жыл бұрын
Lemmingcave nah tried that once but now my bell does not sound good any more :/
@FXSTRIDDA
8 жыл бұрын
gopo
@Dota2funny
8 жыл бұрын
+Kuifkanarie its funny how a Dog scares a regular bear, maybe we should bark? and dont play pussy
5:03 Bro code rule 62: Never go for the balls even if your life depends on it
I dont know why but this video got my hyped up to fight a bear hahaha
this is why i always carry a scythe and crystal meth in the woods.
@alex_5959
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@poopsiepop4179
7 жыл бұрын
you are why I dont go to the woods
@alex_5959
7 жыл бұрын
+Vape Naysh this is why I go to the woods lol
@entrippyZ
7 жыл бұрын
Because of Malsumis, Native american god of scorn.
@CSryoh
7 жыл бұрын
So your plan is to give the bear a good time?
3:13 omg those yelling animations though!!! 🤣
This was so hilarious great work 😂🤣🤣
3:35 My mom when she calls me to clean my room after the 999th time of screaming
I lost it at 3:52 lol
@BLACKHAWK-xj5bc
5 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@alphaarx3055
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
dodge and hit, dodge and hit... reminds me of something..... DARK SOULS! Fighting a Bear is like Dark Souls! xD
@Anime3691
8 жыл бұрын
+Karl Taok We should fight a Bear in Dark Souls 3. We had a giant wolf, rat and 3 can have a bear.
@KarlNikolai
8 жыл бұрын
Anime3691 oh my god you're right!!! We need a petition!! XD
@Reimael
8 жыл бұрын
+Karl Taok Fighting a bear IS like Dark Souls! ...Except that their is no bonfire for you...and you'll be dead....without respawns...BUT YEA LIKE DARK SOULS! XD
@raveleijntv
8 жыл бұрын
+Frozen Gamer and you prob dont have a sword.... or shield.... or strenght or stamina or dodge roll abilities... but yeah like darksouls!!!!
@RetardGamingHDx
8 жыл бұрын
+Karl Taok xxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
6:12 lmao i laughed at the fact that the bear just fell and splatted
“This is epic how to....... fight a bear! Awesome.” Omg I love that lol xD
Epic How To: Become a parkour master
@Dowlphin
8 жыл бұрын
+Myah Bowley Lots of warmup before the fancy video recording can commence.
@juganaruadrian8143
8 жыл бұрын
yeah :)
@kaydenmessmer484
8 жыл бұрын
+Myah Bowley Exactly what i was gonna say LOL
@Incognito_Blazer
8 жыл бұрын
lel
hugh glass should've seen this. would've saved him alot of pain.
@eyyotony8143
7 жыл бұрын
Ha
@JoshuaRFC
7 жыл бұрын
what if it is a cub
@danyal3667
7 жыл бұрын
Nice one lool.
@2ndbrain909
7 жыл бұрын
@Joshua McCollum then you leave the cub alone, otherwise you risk the mother hunting you down.
@andythespy
7 жыл бұрын
XD LOL LMAO LMFAO ROFFL LMFAO OMG OMFG your right
Epic indeed. This was HILARIOUS
It's often useful to know what type of bear you are fighting, apply the bears color to this simple rhyme to know instantly what to do: See Black, Fight back See Brown, Get down See White, Goodnight
If you do everything on Epic How To then you have officially become God
@MrServantRider
8 жыл бұрын
+mer meh Or just very rich, very strong, and have a lot of free time. Also someone kidnapped you at some point or something and you survived being stranded on an island/in the ocean.
@mer_meh
8 жыл бұрын
MrServantRider yeah...like in the videos. You figured it out
@MrServantRider
8 жыл бұрын
mer meh Hehe ;3
4:13 Dude: hopefully the bear will get tiered and bored and will leave u alone like ur high school girlfriend Me: ROASTED
@huggleyt
6 жыл бұрын
you misspelled tired.
@maggsl5941
6 жыл бұрын
his name is Joe Bereta
@emythx
6 жыл бұрын
I yelled BURN
@galacticsmol9055
6 жыл бұрын
Tired* you* your*
@amychan5893
6 жыл бұрын
Supa hot fire!! 🔥
You got yourself a new subscriber. that was $$$$ing awesome!
This guy is actually hilarious... body language and the way he speaks is great:)
hey Andy, great job animating on this episode
@AndyMogren
8 жыл бұрын
Wow! Coming from THE amazing animator, that means a lot!
@sometimesdrawsgood4020
8 жыл бұрын
+AndyMogren skwaa xD your welcome
@user-ok2sd1vl3g
8 жыл бұрын
+AndyMogren good job andy
@beeseebee_
8 жыл бұрын
+AndyMogren great job andy
@rickypham9453
8 жыл бұрын
Wat
How to watch porn without being caught.
@scarletjester8446
7 жыл бұрын
Lock your door
@mattressfan335
7 жыл бұрын
Not everyone's door has a lock.
@ethancampbell9755
7 жыл бұрын
and always delete your history
@c_a_2x_tgamesshiznit751
7 жыл бұрын
Wait till everyone falls asleep use your phone (less Light) No Volume (or Headphones) Lights Off Everyone will think you are sleeping Don't be near a wall (Shaking) Try Not To Make Noises. If Parents/Spouse Walk in Use Loose Pants Easier to pull up also have a some tissue and a rubbish bin. Have Fun
@mostlymewt
7 жыл бұрын
......
these videos always make me laugh nd cheer me up
Love the animations.
I am more interested in giving advice to bears on how to fight humans.
please do a episode on how to survive a tsunami or tidal wave i live in a island and it really bothers me
@juliayu0311
7 жыл бұрын
Genetix just find the highest places that u can that is nearest to u. More information just go to Google
@justingoodwin9177
6 жыл бұрын
Genetix if u live in the island then your fine J K Try and get the the highest places closest to you, e.g : on top of your house, on the highest point of a tree, etc etc
@yattasuccess9212
6 жыл бұрын
Method 1- Step 1: Get out of your town Step 2: Live life Method 2- Step 1: If you are living in a one storey building, go up on the roof Step 2: Make a raft or any buoyant object that can support you and lay it on the roof Step 3: Stand as high as you can Step 4: Once the flood reaches your area, lift up your raft to where you estimate the level of the flood is. Step 5: Raft away
@jarehelt
6 жыл бұрын
Genetix step 1: move to colorado step 2: watch out for bears
@dwarvenmoray
5 жыл бұрын
I'll just live in Alaska. Better than Hawaii in my opinion.
Would it work if I brought an amp to camping and if I saw a bear I turned on metal music on full volume?
Who’s your animation artist? He’s awesome. I’ve been laughing the whole time looking at the animations.
The animation is exquisite. Truly a masterpiece. I have never seen graphics so advanced and realistic in my life.
I ALWAYS RUN........I always hike with someone older and slower than me, and I carry a lighter load, and stuff my bag with air bags, so they think I'm carrying a big load too. As a last resort, I pull out my trusty 22 derringer. It may be difficult to take careful aim in such a distressful situation, but stay calm, take careful aim, and shoot your buddy in the knee cap then "RUN LIKE HELL". If anyone would like to go with me to Green River Wilderness area, or Glacier, this year, respond here. I'll pay for all the expenses.
I am in love with these vids
I'm gonna need this in case I come around a bear on my walking expedition :)
I haven't laughed this hard in a while...definitely my favourite video from you guys so far.
How to fight a Bear .. 1) Bring a Friend 2) Run faster than said friend
@AndyC1
11 ай бұрын
That's not fighting a bear, that's evading a bear..
5:18 or might i add.... bear handed HAHAHAH- help
The animation is amazing
just a few suggestions.. Epic how to... survive an alien invasion survive in space claim a planet become a youtuber kill a vampire kill a werewolf film a movie avoid death
@rxedff1186
8 жыл бұрын
fight a shark fight a crocodile overcome fear freehandle bugs become an inventor tame wild animals and i have alot more but i think these are the most interesting
@Alsry1
8 жыл бұрын
+The Gman draws!! oh and btw you can name a a new plant that hasn't been named planet anything you like and suggest it to nasa if you buy a thing
@mqh8879
5 жыл бұрын
weirdo
Here's a good tip on fighting bears: DON'T.
@anonymousenobody9434
8 жыл бұрын
Here's a good tip fro fighting humans : Don't fight until your in a dangerous postition and just like the bear a kick in the nuts will fix it :)
@mcanderson8503
8 жыл бұрын
never throughout of that😉😉
@KaiserKingMedia
7 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Chuck norris
@davidwebb5694
7 жыл бұрын
Iconoclasm_ been there and done it but he backed out.
@ramsierjouster2443
7 жыл бұрын
Iconoclasm_ that doesn't answer the question, twitch
someone with me on 2019?
Bring this show back
How to start a revolution
@InquisitorThomas
8 жыл бұрын
Spin something 360 degrees
@ChiccinTendies
8 жыл бұрын
+Thomas Scally How to start one, not complete one.
@InquisitorThomas
8 жыл бұрын
Trash Master9000 ok step 1-360 turn one degree right or left
@kjkj6776
8 жыл бұрын
How to overthrow the government
@Dowlphin
8 жыл бұрын
+Qiang Liu This one again? It will never happen if you keep asking for a guide.
Nice animations, Andy!
@AndyMogren
8 жыл бұрын
+EpicPotato Nice potato monster!
@GabbyFlavored
8 жыл бұрын
+AndyMogren lel
@niallkcummins1006
8 жыл бұрын
+AndyMogren potato Satan there is a difference
@karsonhagen9106
8 жыл бұрын
yaaaaaaaa
What if you got a bowie knife and straight up charge it and try and stab it in the heart or through to the skull from the bottom of the jaw, or the top of the head obviously full force to pierce the skull???
these animations are hilarious😂😂😂
Andy, great animating on this episode. Keep doing what you do!
@AndyMogren
8 жыл бұрын
+wilco veerman thanks man, I love making these episodes and I aint quitting any time soon!
@WV-eb8dm
8 жыл бұрын
+AndyMogren i can see you do! Give a compliment to the other people working on the animation!
@AndyMogren
8 жыл бұрын
We only have one animator per episode, so Imma hog all the credit for this one, but other than me there is another animator Bryan Wieder who has done some episodes, but I've done 17 single handedly.
@WV-eb8dm
8 жыл бұрын
+AndyMogren 17 o.O thats Bearly possible
@WV-eb8dm
8 жыл бұрын
+wilco veerman JK good job
"How to fight a bear" 5:26 Advise: *'Dark Souls'* the shit out of him. And remember, it's a boss fight. This isn't your typical enemy...
@don_rumata
8 жыл бұрын
soo. keep rolling, rolling, rolling...
@bbq1640
8 жыл бұрын
if you going to dark souls the hell out of him remember to stack up on humanity so you can summon some phantoms
@bbq1640
8 жыл бұрын
if you going to dark souls the hell out of him remember to stack up on humanity so you can summon some phantoms
@Chaosrain112
8 жыл бұрын
BRING SHITLOADS OF SUNNY D
@sayantanm2
8 жыл бұрын
+El Greeko So just rolling and strategic butt poking. Got it.
These are the greatest animations ever XD
6:14 😂
How to kill a bear: *Hits a bear with a showel, until it doesn't flinch anymore.*
@todpoood3849
6 жыл бұрын
TF_Anthony I don't wanna fight bear anymore just give it your Cheetos
@rosen4394
5 жыл бұрын
Or just ask your mom for help.
How to be a superhero (the non superpower type)
@austinfull8941
8 жыл бұрын
+Ricky watch their video, how to be batman
@twoUTF
8 жыл бұрын
+Ricky they already made one of those
@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE
8 жыл бұрын
How to become a super villain.
@lars0me
8 жыл бұрын
+Ricky You might want to check out ScienceFriction. Basically every video is about how to get superpowers. (as twoUTF said the non superpower type is already made)
If you were in the woods with tons of trees, would circling trees and running around them confuse the bear and make it hard for it to catch you?
I love these please more please