Brain: Learn to open shellfish Me: Why? Brain: You gotta

@daisymay6505

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly find this so satisfying and relaxing lol 😌🤔😂

@fake_nok

4 жыл бұрын

*y o u m u s t*

@sajche.

4 жыл бұрын

@@daisymay6505 me too lol

@icronixi8063

4 жыл бұрын

I had to ask Google what a shellfish was...

@y7952

4 жыл бұрын

Icronixi r u fr?

One brain cell: you've never eaten crab, or lobster. You don't like cooking. You don't like touching raw meat. Other brain cell: They got every type?

@jesshavok1015

4 жыл бұрын

THIS! -But I have had lobster once. Looks gross, tastes amazing. Like a firm in texture strong flavored fish with butter sauce.

@Noah-rd8xe

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@stupidboy9944

4 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked

@Jim-vg3vb

4 жыл бұрын

Lobster/crab is common where I live have had it a lot

@davidwade3281

4 жыл бұрын

In vegetarian I don’t eat seafood either cuz it makes me nauseous and I lov animals and don’t wanna eat thrm

sleep? no watching a 30 minute video of a random man open every shellfish? Y E S

@tasiepolegaming100yearsago3

Жыл бұрын

So true 😸

@shadowwarriorshockwave3281

Жыл бұрын

Accuracy 100

@julianhering4194

Жыл бұрын

Who Just Said my name

@xenojiiva4432

Жыл бұрын

@@julianhering4194 ???

@julianhering4194

Жыл бұрын

@@xenojiiva4432 what?

Years of evolution for humanity... Only for us to watch a handsome man become the most feared man across the seas

@brothernicole3112

Жыл бұрын

йуандэн джав

@Weatherbg11

Жыл бұрын

"become the most feared man across the seas" XD

@Unstable_Macaroni

Жыл бұрын

Legend speaks of the great shell whisperer… wait i read that wrong it’s actually shell consumers

@Determinator21

8 ай бұрын

He's not handsome

@yandenjav9774

8 ай бұрын

@@Determinator21 he is handsome, to me and billions of other people. He is very handsome.

Shellfish: NOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT US! WE EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BE HARD TO EAT! Humans: haha shell go slurp slurp

@henrymunafo8207

4 жыл бұрын

We are gods of our environment, sucks for them they shoulda adapted quicker. Yum.

@PieIsGud2808

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmm, crack crack slurp slurp *yüm*

@kolorless-cat

4 жыл бұрын

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

@PieIsGud2808

4 жыл бұрын

Humans: haha mars water go sploosh sploosh

@kristijanoros7208

4 жыл бұрын

@@PieIsGud2808 i think it's more like: haha big gun go pew pew

“Give it a smack, on the fattest part there.” Whatever you say handsome lobster man.

@rendiina

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@vanessalillian719

3 жыл бұрын

Fat Taebooty heheh

@katiechambers2287

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe I have a similar comment on the fish one. Great minds think alike 😂

@Hide-xn7yk

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes because this is cursed

@AK-47__.

3 жыл бұрын

Aidens Toy Room nO

I wasn’t expecting that finisher on the lobster.

@KraidTheSpacePirate

Жыл бұрын

Mortal epicurious

@kerbaltubehd5737

Жыл бұрын

Doom glory kill

@flannelpillowcase6475

9 ай бұрын

public execution

@siuuuuuuu4454

Ай бұрын

Lobster stood no chance

It’s such a relief to see someone who actually knows how to shuck an oyster. I’ve seen some truly wild techniques in my travels lol (and consumed a lot of shell bits as a result)

@haunteddestiny312

Жыл бұрын

Extra calcium.

@snoote533

Жыл бұрын

​@@haunteddestiny312 Exactly as I thought 💀

@fairynikis

Жыл бұрын

How did you see people trying to shuck them? Im curious now lmao

@pinkhoodieguy7703

7 ай бұрын

​@@fairynikisblunt force trauma

@madammonarch1

Ай бұрын

do tell! I love hearing weird ways people have opened oysters!

This man: "when i prepare shellfish i like to have 3 knives with me" *Proceeds showing the entire arsenal of USA weapons*

@Biohacker777

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr who has blue flashlight in their kitchen

@kurtzcharlatan5368

4 жыл бұрын

@@orbss he has 3 knives

@toastedkidd592

4 жыл бұрын

You might have missed it but he also has weapons of war crimes

@cleetuschan6906

4 жыл бұрын

Toasted Kidd For shellfish >:]

@SynthesisBeats

4 жыл бұрын

Underated comment right here

Shellfish: have evolved to be hard to eat and resilient. Humans: here is how to kill, dissect, and prepare all shellfish for eating.

@mikehazike5040

3 жыл бұрын

Shellfish: *confused blub blub*

@tinkywinky6279

3 жыл бұрын

2020: *shellfish are tired of this so they start skinning and eating humans* “Yummy”

@gab7506

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinkywinky6279 goddammnit july

@dabonkus

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinkywinky6279 july, goddammit!

@FordTraverse

3 жыл бұрын

Hemmar

This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.

@lanciilatte2372

11 ай бұрын

SAMEE

@firewolf0065

11 ай бұрын

Same 😂 I think it's my third time watching this for absolutely no reason

@littlerayhayrikugaming5006

4 ай бұрын

Same

@lilysanders7699

4 ай бұрын

Same I don’t even eat seafood, but his voice is so calming and it’s so oddly interesting to watch

It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁

@frisky_dart7273

9 ай бұрын

People have been eating shellfish since they were cavemen. Go back to school please

@kimia1664

9 ай бұрын

@@frisky_dart7273 I didn't say the opposite of that. Read your own reply again.

@jesseyu69420

9 ай бұрын

@@frisky_dart7273 I think you might need to go back to English class

@mariscostumes3815

7 ай бұрын

I mean obviously they're not designed to be eaten they're prey animals, they kinda do that for that reason 😂 But I get what your saying

@ultranecrozma7449

10 күн бұрын

If they didn’t want to be eaten then they shouldn’t have evolved to be so tasty!

Teacher: What did you do in quarantine? Me: It's complicated.

@BlindedMan

4 жыл бұрын

"Nothing much, just casually opened every shell fish in my house."

@dane2452

4 жыл бұрын

Solviet cat not really

@KurRanze

4 жыл бұрын

"Fap"

@elchuzalongo4339

4 жыл бұрын

@@KurRanze a lot

@brunobucciarati834

4 жыл бұрын

@@KurRanze ora

"the head of the crab is here, and it has a bunch of organs that we wont be eating today" ... today?

@stephengell

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@0HizzaH0

3 жыл бұрын

Well... Life takes many twists, today the world may be ending, but maybe tomorrow you want to eat crab organs. You never know.

@FoggyCottageDweller

3 жыл бұрын

Kani or crab miso uses the innards of the crab. And some folks eat it with rice lol.

@grubhub3933

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Leslie times get desperate

@SakuraGurl808

3 жыл бұрын

Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.

My guy pulled a hit man execution on that lobster 8:02

I live far away from the ocean, and don't have easy access to most shellfish. Nevertheless, I love watching this. Hands-on education is always interesting to watch.

@sentientfrowner7428

Жыл бұрын

Brooo same I used to live in Japan but then I moved to F#CKING KANSAS. Edit: I like it here tho, I just miss sea food.

@anzu4870

Жыл бұрын

Same, i live in a country where there's no access to sea or ocean, so watching this is satisfying

@kittyprydex

5 ай бұрын

For as much garbage is on YT it's stuff like this that brings me back. I have so much more confidence in my cooking thanks to videos like this.

Him: *Assassinating a lobster* The music: *Let's get funky*

@Mr._funny2006

3 жыл бұрын

He also killed a scallop

@swayzeetheking

3 жыл бұрын

Begone gacha channel

@samfriendsyt1353

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@swayzeetheking

3 жыл бұрын

@@swagman_2226 begone small infant

@Lemon-kd4gk

3 жыл бұрын

I was smiling after he killed it

"I'm going to kill the lobster in the most humane way possible" *brings* *down* *the* *wrath* *of* *Odin* *upon* *it*

@MeetYourDarkSide

3 жыл бұрын

His ancestors were smiling down at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?

@fuck_ya_life_bing_bong_

3 жыл бұрын

Daimean Martinez “What in oblivion is that”

@kimroe2009

3 жыл бұрын

I'm reading this comment at the time he said it 😂

@raymondgrover2795

3 жыл бұрын

Suejo Buejo if the water is already boiling they will die instantly as soon as it touches their brain

@keriblessing-lindsey5225

3 жыл бұрын

Lobster got bodied

Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.

@Someone-sq8im

7 ай бұрын

Yeah!

@millianarakuzen

7 ай бұрын

Seems like something an alien would said 🤨

@starly_studios6078

6 ай бұрын

@@millianarakuzen BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMFAO

@glitchy3963

6 ай бұрын

We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

@glitchy3963

6 ай бұрын

We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.

@sentientfrowner7428

Жыл бұрын

So kinda like that ketchup precum?

@ivanscottw

11 ай бұрын

@@sentientfrowner7428 you could something like that, yes !

@a-ghost-named-Anna

4 ай бұрын

In Atlantic Canada we always eat our oysters raw, and we *never* get rid of the water. It’s truly the best part.

@SahsosZero

Ай бұрын

@@sentientfrowner7428 you can say that, but don’t say that ever again.

@ultranecrozma7449

10 күн бұрын

@@sentientfrowner7428Are you going to pay for the therapy of everyone who had to read that?

Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing? Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it

@dailinelily

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA YES

@andrewperez9284

3 жыл бұрын

Haha best comment here!

@SkarlettesMomma

3 жыл бұрын

Family: what why You: handsome lobster man said so

@knight-ot3ji

3 жыл бұрын

We all know you got that rolling pin from between your legs

@charliesudderth8733

3 жыл бұрын

knight 9247 u kinda sounding creepy with that comment bro...

Crabs: no one can break my armor Humans: crack, it's that easy

@AJayvern

4 жыл бұрын

Aamey Playz Armour*

@justsomeguywhosaheroforfun2548

4 жыл бұрын

FrozenStreams Armor*

@WanderTheNomad

4 жыл бұрын

It's free real estate.

@justsomeguy1136

4 жыл бұрын

Crabs: 🦀🦀😤🦀🦀

@mikehawk3120

4 жыл бұрын

*R-more

8:08 “If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!” -Sea Captain

I’d never thought I would be in shock from the crunch of that lobster

@notjebbutstillakerbal

6 ай бұрын

At least it was quick and painless

@Woiitax

4 ай бұрын

​@@notjebbutstillakerbalPainless but it completely died.

@legioning

Ай бұрын

@@Woiitax yes i think thats what was supposed to happen

*„These are a west-coast species of crab“* Crab: _starts throwing gang signs_

@nordttroll7522

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ccarefful1289

2 жыл бұрын

lol u are to funny

@bbygrlll

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@adhikaripinki2k8

2 жыл бұрын

Crab: I'm too coo *cracks*

@zle4

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao underrated comment

Me at 10 P.M.: "Just one more video" Me at 4 A.M.: "Well, you see, the crab's apron must be removed before the meat can be extracted"

@oanhnguyen3189

3 жыл бұрын

dear god

@Oceanrex

3 жыл бұрын

Dear god! You're me! I'm literally watching this at 4:00 am! Edit: It's January 1st, 2021

@8golong826

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oceanrex RIP, Adobe Flash

@ricestrange

3 жыл бұрын

Noo it's not like 10 or 5 hours it's like 35 minutes

@lithixsgaming

3 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this when I need to sleep I need to catch a plane in the morning

In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.

@quackman

7 ай бұрын

thanks, I was hoping there'd be more info on what to do with the rest of the mustard.

@BruceAlarie

2 ай бұрын

party pooper

I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it. Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more

“Twist until you hear a crack” chiropractors everywhere: correct

@coolcow5193

2 жыл бұрын

They're fake

@cadmeianvictory

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolcow5193 chiropractors aren't real?? then who did i go to last month????

@cadmeianvictory

2 жыл бұрын

@MTF Epsilon-11 “Nine-Tailed Fox” oh my god

@oscarpayne8131

2 жыл бұрын

My chiropractor never heard the crack and kept going. I lost all mobility in the lower half of my body that day. I now lay here, paralysed, using voice to text to write this comment, whilst drowning in legal documents as the chiropractor has lawyered up and doing everything in his power to keep his practice. I hope my physical state is enough to sway the jury to my side, the outcome of this case will dictate my life going forward as I have currently lost everything; my job as an Olympic sprinter, my house entirely made up of stairs, and every single cent that I own went towards the blood-sucking lawyers who are doing a pathetic job and aiding me in my legal endeavours. I need a win, and I pray I’ll get it here.

@christianmclean9891

2 жыл бұрын

@@oscarpayne8131 lmao i did ur mom

WHEN RESTAURANTS DONT REMOVE THE “VEIN” FROM THE SHRIMP WHICH IS LITERALLY THE POOP SAC IT PISSES ME OFF

@landenallen1994

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@NabilNabawiYT

4 жыл бұрын

when they discard the head of shrimp and lobster which is literally delicious it pisses me off :v

@alexandragarlyn4860

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a poop sack? I thought it added EXTRA FLAVOR.

@alexandragarlyn4860

4 жыл бұрын

Chill Boi idk man

@MychMych1

4 жыл бұрын

@@platinumentity4861 i like them poop sacs

What I learned: Lobster leg meat is fun and easy. Crawfish head juices are delicious. European flats taste like batteries. Geoducks are unique. Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.

31:46 ‘you just wanna sort of tap, slightly’ *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*

@foxcrazy6280

Жыл бұрын

I mean wouldn't you expect a conch shell to be hard

I'm laughing too hard at the comments. Everybody is either disturbed, confused or in love with Mr. lobster opener.

@impulse-nati0n114

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂

@naseerwaite333

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@yue4u4

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr #hypnotised

@aldwinh9418

3 жыл бұрын

Comment sections are always rowdy and always has different kinds of characters.

@worldwidephotographystudio4713

3 жыл бұрын

Moan meep

Shellfish: *evolve over billions of years to be difficult to eat* Humans: *Yüm*

@vinny912

4 жыл бұрын

Raven Horan looool

@arlynnecumberbatch1056

4 жыл бұрын

How does an animal evolve? Edit: *says who is always taught the same topics in schools over the years*

@markelsalamat4689

4 жыл бұрын

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 survival of the fittest.

@arlynnecumberbatch1056

4 жыл бұрын

@@markelsalamat4689 what does that meannnnnnn

@gotya2624

4 жыл бұрын

Marilou Flake Stardust did you go to school?

The fanfare every time you pull out another specimen is excellent. 🏆Crustacean obtained!🏆

I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year

Mom: baby, you look tired? What time did you go to bed? Me: mom you don’t understand, you have to pull outwards to get the lobster tail out

@jacksoncasper8428

3 жыл бұрын

Son, why aren’t you asleep? “Dad, the trick is to jam it in the back, and wiggle wiggle wiggle until you get a pop”

@dooper264

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksoncasper8428 Dad: I know, how else do you think you were born?

@ToxicSkull0

3 жыл бұрын

Grandma: Why are you awake? Me: I know how to crack open shellfish now Grandma: Same

@NathenHodge

3 жыл бұрын

i’m never going to do this but i’m watching lmao

@yrinx

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicSkull0 your joke was awful💀😭

Imagine eating lobster at dinner and someone whips out a rolling pin

@elix-hi2742

4 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for laughing.

@Buckheimer

4 жыл бұрын

And hits you with it for throwing out the legs

@SeventhEve

4 жыл бұрын

If you're eating a whole lobster at dinner, just suck on the ends.

@lermink

4 жыл бұрын

oh, I have seen lobster die hards bring their own rolling pin eating at a lobster shack in coastal mass.

@shiina_mahiru_9067

4 жыл бұрын

i will give him a chopstick instead, that normally suffices

This was oddly relaxing. I wonder if he has more content, I could watch him pull apart seafood all day tbh

I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this

Somewhere in the sea.. Fish: how to crack every human bone.

@kennyandproud2999

4 жыл бұрын

Mishal Mubarak that’s DARK

@Upliftbeast

4 жыл бұрын

I love it!

@aryamanandhar6179

4 жыл бұрын

shark: *laughs*

@Plebasaurus5179

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what chiropractors ate for

@viiiderekae

4 жыл бұрын

Sharks already know how to do that lol.

"It's just a clam. Don't let its appearance deter you." "C O C K L E"

@only1613

2 жыл бұрын

Hey hey calm down🤣🤣🤣

@amielmariealcantara2184

2 жыл бұрын

Was just about to comment, why would you put cockle after the geoduck?

@unpreparednaivechild-insho1504

2 жыл бұрын

@@amielmariealcantara2184 “C O C K L E”

@victory8992

2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@himalilycp

2 жыл бұрын

@@victory8992 29:22

friends and i literlty watch this constantly in a 10-20 person discord call happy new year

I love the little "da dun" the Trumpet makes at each Crustacean lol

Mom: no! You can’t watch this video for the 11th time! Me: haha sea bug go kronch

@LiliLawless

3 жыл бұрын

Mwuhahahaa! Thanks for making me laugh 🤣

@SorrowBell

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@PrincessofKeys

3 жыл бұрын

What is this meme lol I like it whatever its called I've seen it in some places

@delivered3873

3 жыл бұрын

Princess of Keys it’s the stonks meme

@swaggy117

3 жыл бұрын

Me seeing them all being cut: panik also me feeling better that they are good: kalm also also me seeing the lobster be killed: PANIK

Logic really knows his sea creatures

@sexyseal3146

3 жыл бұрын

I really hate how I thought that first thing two

@bananaslip6525

3 жыл бұрын

this is underrated

@noahpaul3261

3 жыл бұрын

Man he needs to release a fish rap album

@NovemberDaigle

3 жыл бұрын

Bobby is that you?

@spasplash156

3 жыл бұрын

Racist

This was extremely satisfying. Now I know. 🙂 Thank youuu. Love how your talking isn't excessive or boring. Your whole video was smooth.

This has become one of my all time comfort videos 😂

I feel like whoever first thought of eating a sea urchin must have been really, REALLY hungry.

@littledebbie8107

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@samuraijackoff5354

3 жыл бұрын

The first guy to drink a cow’s milk must have had a fetish or was really thirsty.

@dasdovian7785

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing too because it's delicious

@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree

3 жыл бұрын

In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.

@the-caz-5556

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree which country? Cause if i go some day I really wanna do that

Preps geoduck “don’t let the appearance deter you, it’s just a clam” Very next shellfish: *COCKLE*

@cherutorono

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaaaao

@gamerkidonplaystation8223

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@zamzaddy8535

2 жыл бұрын

Go’s knew what he was doin

@nadinehoogenboezem4798

2 жыл бұрын

Shell fish like oysters are also freaky

@Shogunyancoill

2 жыл бұрын

The names should switch lol

Half past 3 am and I have never cooked using shellfish, excellent video.

I love watching this guy's videos idk why but they're my comfort videos

“You want to kill in the most humane way possible” smites the lobster with the power of the sun

@aquilad.perera9683

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO😂😂😂

@ihuboo6244

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine standing infront of the lobster and seeing it die like that. That is not humane. That was psychotic murder

@spxzzo

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it is humane regardless of the implied force. Look at me using big words whoah

@valeriemd3198

3 жыл бұрын

ihuboo 1. That’s not what psychotic means 2. Cooking them alive is far less inhumane

@elsnocc6572

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihuboo6244 what do you want the cook to do? Shoot it in the head? Boil it alive? There is no better way to kill the thing

"You want to kill it in the most humane way possible" *Brings out the inner French in him and straight up chops the head

@notsobutterfly2298

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what happens if you eat the head

@air1332

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy Bright you turn into one

@schetchyperson1233

3 жыл бұрын

@@air1332 yes

@thegeorgianlady7476

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@urban_gse_

3 жыл бұрын

Well better than nothing.

This guy is my favourite guy, there’s this aura he emits that just makes him loveable, like an older brother like d a m n

You can learn every cooking word in terms of flavor and boy this dude explaining insect's flavor is another level..

Did I search for this? No. Did I end up watching the whole thing? Yes.

@user-cv3dr4kt7j

4 жыл бұрын

Are you funny? No.

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-cv3dr4kt7j damn, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

@account-rx7xb

4 жыл бұрын

@clean sardine i just had a stroke reading ur comment

@user-cv3dr4kt7j

4 жыл бұрын

@@account-rx7xb hahaha

@tossicamckinnon

4 жыл бұрын

@@account-rx7xb if you actually read it, you wouldve known that the sentence is actually correct.

My brain: “you gotta learn how to open shellfish.” Me: “why-“ My brain: *you gotta*

@Gio-ew7uu

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha dead😂

@paradoxtimechamber5863

3 жыл бұрын

Good copy paste hollow brain guy

@solostrings4056

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt copy and paste this. Did you see it somewhere else or something?

@delstanoffsky1130

3 жыл бұрын

True

@alekitik1016

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, we did not really learn it , we watched it for fun

I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking

No one: Me at 3AM: Yeah I’ll spend half an hour watching a dude break open some shells

@imgoodatflute6033

4 жыл бұрын

Me rn lmao

@shiroismynam3698

4 жыл бұрын

Me to 😂🙂

@mishbishmashpotatoes8463

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I'm doing and I'm thinking why tho. I will NEVER do this but its so interesting 😅

@alexmunoz9367

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao me rn

@bonezandfriends3257

4 жыл бұрын

Fool,its 10 pm for me. Why am i watching this--

Aye so you’re telling me that Mr. Krabs and Larry the lobster are red because they’ve been boiled and killed???? That just changed the whole show

@volt6897

3 жыл бұрын

Spongebob me boy! You need to let me go, the accident wasn't your fault AGAGAGGAGAGAGA

@shunbannun7427

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Krabs been through some shii in the navy.

@TheKatera4a

3 жыл бұрын

@@volt6897 Why does this feel like the plot of a Surreal Entertainment episode?

@cynthiasp65

3 жыл бұрын

And Gary the snail at 32:10

@angrybritishman9461

3 жыл бұрын

Well search up red crabs migration on KZread there alive dnt wry

Fish: we just need 3 knives Shellfish: welcome, to the a r m o r y

This is the most incredible shellfish video on KZread! 👏👏👏

Lobster : " oh nice there's something on my back, probably a human hand trying to place me back in the wa- *AHHHH* "

@sfr2107

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@trollgawd741

3 жыл бұрын

That got dark very fast

@emilefragz1885

3 жыл бұрын

Genuinely had me laughing

@DogFace_3000

3 жыл бұрын

Crack

@kweendupingwin6283

3 жыл бұрын

C R O N C H

i cant believe someone looked at sea urchins and just thought “how do i eat that?”

@kleverstudios

3 жыл бұрын

you’re not yourself when you’re hungry

@Pink_celeb420

3 жыл бұрын

@@kleverstudios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant!!!

@kleverstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Shannille Carter thank you thank you

@chaosbetta1667

3 жыл бұрын

when theyre in spawning season sometimes they just leak roe when you pick them up lol

@chaos5917

3 жыл бұрын

You can eat anything if you’re brave enough

Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.

8:00 holy moly that was terrifying, i didn’t expect the crunch to be that loud

Sea urchin: develops a body covered in spines to ward off predators Humans: Ēåt

@iexist6392

4 жыл бұрын

This made me exhale with vibrations thank you

@iexist6392

4 жыл бұрын

@elijah sternberg that's chuckling

@joememester2311

4 жыл бұрын

A slightly disappointing salad They Are Underwater Coconuts That Are Breed With Cactuses And Pineapples.

@schlobster3929

4 жыл бұрын

Sea urchin is 100% the worst thing I’ve ever tasted in my life, bar none

@fbi3607

4 жыл бұрын

we call sea urchins kinas in New Zealand, (the first one shown) and it’s considered a delicacy here (:

I love how he gave the lobster an ever-so-gentle pat of comfort after he cleaved its skull cleanly in half.

@alextheferret5674

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Free school counselors:

@ardinaattia8

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds inhumane, but it was quick and painless. The lobster didnt feel a thing.

@02iscringe55

3 жыл бұрын

make it feel like its safe so he doesnt fight back for an easy kill

@moo9557

3 жыл бұрын

The reason he put the knife through it's back was to stab through it's brain, killing it instantly.

@killabomb3186

3 жыл бұрын

Ez kil

I didn't think I'd have any use for these skills cause I don't cook seafood as much but this one time my uncle teased me saying I won't be able to de-shell a crab and I proceeded to show him how to do it😁

31:57 - “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to pick a conch.”

"We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible" *proceeds to casually opens the lobster like an unboxing video*

@EAMH_

3 жыл бұрын

“Make sure to suck out all of these delicious head juices” continues to suck on Crawfish Body

@amoschoo9751

3 жыл бұрын

I mean some people might use machine guns

@dionisiovega8322

3 жыл бұрын

Well that is the fastest way to kill it because it just immediatley kills it in the fastest way possible

@yea4834

3 жыл бұрын

This is way too wrong We use bazookas here

@gunzakimbo

3 жыл бұрын

That's just how he gets the meat that he's going to be using. Feel like he totally screwed up the "Humane" way to kill a Lobster, that or he totally didn't tell us what he did. With crustaceans you're supposed to chill them in cold water to shock the nervous system (I've read both your supposed to use salt water and others say fresh but I don't know that for sure) and then kill them immediately after for them not to feel it! He just totally plunged the knife right into the damn thing!

This video and the “how to cut every cheese” with Anne Saxelby are my two favorites 🤣

dude, most of these almost ( already did) cut my finger(mostly the crabs) and took me a while to do yet you just made it look sooo easy like pealing them of

“It’s just the nervous system reacting” *The lobster swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath*

@anyisvlogs7400

2 жыл бұрын

O-O

@mogenoof

Жыл бұрын

lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou- humans: mmm yummy

@Kid-A2

Жыл бұрын

^__>

@tayseerosman2681

Жыл бұрын

"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

@tayseerosman2681

Жыл бұрын

"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

Instructions not clear, lobster has learned how to hold a knife and is holding me and my family hostage.

@wyntryx7977

3 жыл бұрын

hey bro you good now

@yesofcourse3972

3 жыл бұрын

@@wyntryx7977 i think tables changed, and lobster had a great dinner tonight

@wonderstruck2878

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesofcourse3972 r/cursedcomments

@FunkyLizard_LookatHim

3 жыл бұрын

F

@dcabral2585

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ech01 no

Another tip, if you try to open up a crab especially the claw part but you don't have gloves nor scissors nearby, the easiest way to do it is to bite the exoskeletons off. No you do not eat them, you just bite them hard enough until you hear a crack, then open them up to get the meat.

This dude is ruthless 😂 luv it thank you for showing me these things this knowledge is big fr 🤞🏼💯

Me sitting here learning that a scallop has a bunch of small eyes like wtf

@milenahalucha4976

3 жыл бұрын

I was s h o o k

@brendangarland8953

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know you eat half of it raw he was just slurping down bits and pieces as speed runs that seafoods life

@pugarmy1392

3 жыл бұрын

200 hundred to be exact

@sobaldman8375

3 жыл бұрын

Pug Army wtf bro dang

@dinosaur7115

3 жыл бұрын

And it looks adorable look it up online

His voice is so relaxing tho. I can listen to him eviscerate sea creatures all day.

@hamzakamaly4879

4 жыл бұрын

@@koganegawasimp4196 kinky

@capterson4

4 жыл бұрын

And live ones!

@joshshobbies4224

4 жыл бұрын

I think all but the ones he cooked were still alive

@zidvicious6047

4 жыл бұрын

Artsy Sloth Soon-to-be-dead rather.

@ILikeCHEEZ9

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the spawn of bob ross, jason, and the little mermaid

Straight up makes me want a sea food feast!

Thank you for sharing your thoura knowledge, excellent presentation 🌹

Grim reaper : How did you die? Lobster : the most humane way possible

@Scazoid

4 жыл бұрын

*Snap, Crackle, Pop*

@Shaw_Pao

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scazoid *Slurp, Chew, Swallow*

@77Henvi

4 жыл бұрын

Its like Guillotine chop to its head T--T.

@user-ff7fg5hu1x

4 жыл бұрын

@@77Henvi even guillotine is very quick and painless

@ZSmith-yy4lv

3 жыл бұрын

velocity while it was painless due to shock and all that, the decapitated heads were still responsive for about 15 seconds. Basically an executioner told a guy to follow his finger with his eyes and he did for 15 seconds after being decapitated.

I started the video like: "Oh that looks delicious!" And slowly went to: "Why do we eat this stuff?"

@pichchoco7866

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro Vázquez lol...the sea urchin...🥵

@10ua1

4 жыл бұрын

Because it's delicious

@rlpn6710

4 жыл бұрын

I started like: Wow this is delicious and went to: Wow this is delicious

@odiibonilla3623

4 жыл бұрын

2:52 is my reply

@caitinkezzy

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly xDD

thank you for teaching me! this is enjoyable i am glad for this video's existance

I love everyone on epicurious so far... Having said that, this guy is my favorite. Polite, well spoken, quirky and friendly. Hope to see him again.

My dude is doing beautiful knife work and butchery and y’all give him the worlds second smallest cutting board. Clutch.

@urban_gse_

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112

3 жыл бұрын

@Sophia Orino *me using nasa's radar dish to find who the hell asked*

@yeye1031

3 жыл бұрын

Sophia Orino that's sooo crazy bruh cuz u didn't ask

@kingglidor6960

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeye1031 uhh

@kingglidor6960

3 жыл бұрын

@@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112 Well it found me

the fact that i’ll watch a 40 minute video on disassembling every shellfish but cant sit in a 15 minute zoom call

@endyanadawnn9925

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't notice i happily watched a 37min video at all hahaha

@divinitylain7790

3 жыл бұрын

@@endyanadawnn9925 samee

@w3jd4n

3 жыл бұрын

y’all classes only 15 mins???

@saturnfour

3 жыл бұрын

@@w3jd4n the short ones lol my normal ones are an hour and a half

@w3jd4n

3 жыл бұрын

@@saturnfour wow 1.5 hr? i take back what i said, ours are 0.5 hr

Bro used a finisher on the lobster 💀

Really loved your video, worth the watch. You had a more elegant way of opening Kina compared to us Maori, I did cry inside when I watched you wash the "tongues" of kina in water. Especially the first lot with cream on them 😢 My Nanny and aunties would smack you if they saw you do that lol Still a great video.

@Someone-sq8im

7 ай бұрын

How do y’all handle them?

mike: removing the outer membrane of the geoduck me: he's circumcising it :0

@naseerwaite333

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣💀

@ivelissefournier6137

3 жыл бұрын

I was searching for your comment. Thank you for this I knew SOMEONE else had to think that

@AnyMoouse138

3 жыл бұрын

Fitzwilliam Fournier Saaame

@javemascarinas7496

3 жыл бұрын

There are some things you just can't unsee and I hate you.

@kdr1235

3 жыл бұрын

God foken dahm

nobody: my mind at 4 am: lets watch how to open every shellfish

@jareynyamaguchi6151

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly😂😂

@anitapea8567

3 жыл бұрын

Literally same

@laurenallison9391

3 жыл бұрын

Same🙃🤣🤣

@ncjordan8687

3 жыл бұрын

2:38 am for me

@jaguarchoir

3 жыл бұрын

Literally me rn

What a great video! I don't even like seafood, yet I've watched this video 4 times.

A really close friend of mine sent this to me, as a comfort to sleep, I think I'm gunna be learning about a lot more on crustaceans than I thought I would in life, an, I'm happy about why

"Kill it in the most humane way possible." *proceeds to do one of the doom eternal glory kills on it*

@God_Will_Not_Be_Merciful

3 жыл бұрын

It was painless tho :)

@jamiel6005

3 жыл бұрын

most of these don’t actually have a nervous system in the same way we do, I consider myself vegan/vegetarian (I don’t eat meat or dairy) and actually do consume animal products if they don’t cause any pain to the animal or the environment.

@waltzraghu686

3 жыл бұрын

Rip and tear

@jeffreylee2992

3 жыл бұрын

It was all like crunch crunch

@mangothearticfox5323

3 жыл бұрын

@@waltzraghu686 kar en tuk

“We’re gonna kill the lobster in the most humane way possible” F I N I S H H I M

@tmoc888

4 жыл бұрын

*F A T A L I T Y*

@thaison.t

4 жыл бұрын

@@tmoc888 i was jsut about to say that aha

@pinky-lemon171

4 жыл бұрын

*GAME!*

@danielgeraghty2136

4 жыл бұрын

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

@squidestra9815

4 жыл бұрын

*REMATCH?*

Definitively one of the best videos to watch high

Love these vids super useful 💪

He looks like a really nice dude. Really doesn't come off as a cold blooded Shellfish killer.

@playz4816

3 жыл бұрын

You got me

@charliesrandomthings5457

3 жыл бұрын

Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal

@redactednomad5681

3 жыл бұрын

So he’s not shelfish buh duh pshhh

@MeltedToast84

3 жыл бұрын

They were already dead 😉

@antivaxxasaurus

3 жыл бұрын

@@MeltedToast84 did u not see him stab a lobster in the head

When this guy goes to the ocean, the crabs really start running

@diobrando8992

3 жыл бұрын

THE FIRST COMMENT OF A MASSIVELY LIKED AND REPLIED COMMENT

@diobrando8992

3 жыл бұрын

Also that made me laugh too hard.

@melissat7993

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, that made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂

@itzcrabby7959

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm I do run away

@onlyvirly2c

3 жыл бұрын

Lol