mitt romney wouldn't get banned

@mittromney7614

6 ай бұрын

True

@vaporwave2359

6 ай бұрын

​@mittromney7614 holy shit, is that the REAL mitt Romney?

@djaccountisbfisbx3880

6 ай бұрын

@@mittromney7614Are you ever going to let a battle be dictated by facts?

@Faygo2215

6 ай бұрын

@@mittromney7614 Holy crap! Mitt Romney?!

@mittromney7614

6 ай бұрын

@@Faygo2215 hello faygo

Can't even lie the yapping one is just immaculate I would literally pay for an entire video dedicated to yapping out of sits

@kreftos9706

6 ай бұрын

even they started to have a good time lol probably the best method

@stacks_on_asss

6 ай бұрын

@@kreftos9706 fr

@blackwolfrrt4070

6 ай бұрын

its my mate at the end who hes yapping to hahah ive just sent him the video

@FireFloofJax

6 ай бұрын

That was the best one, where they asked him to repeat

@Metal00m

6 ай бұрын

its how i got away with rdm on ttt 11 years ago and somehow became an admin lol

Of course the admins dress as combine elite, they are as oppressive as the combine.

@SCP-vx3qj

6 ай бұрын

i wish admins used the male 07 playermodel and acted like gigachads. its unfortunate that's impossible to happen

@potato2248

6 ай бұрын

69 likes

@kg7162

6 ай бұрын

​@@SCP-vx3qjwhy

@EeeEeEe883

6 ай бұрын

Scottish one eyed cyclops

@bobertastic6541

6 ай бұрын

​@@SCP-vx3qj the ones who liked his jokes and were chill were wearing Finn skins. hmmmmm.

you'd be surprised by how well the yapping method works irl

@stargamingcrazyturtle8196

6 ай бұрын

Q

@Lover_of_ebrietas

6 ай бұрын

U

@ReiDosSnipers

6 ай бұрын

E

@ketaminepoptarts

6 ай бұрын

B

@Tuho420

5 ай бұрын

A

IT seems like we ALL want a whole video dedicated to "yapping"

Back in day the Hitman role didn't have an automated system for hit requests and acceptance and finish. So you had to announce that you got a hit, and then say Hit completed. So basically I used to RDM as Hitman, without anyone knowing. I just said Hit Accepted and Hit Completed everytime. Man was it fun, and so evil XD

@nateno8965

6 ай бұрын

Oh my God you're the reason they changed over to the system of the f****** f3 method

@FridiNaTor

6 ай бұрын

@@nateno8965 🤣

@FlantisFroggu

6 ай бұрын

​@@nateno8965and guess what? He's also the sole reason. He made the system

@colt-_-jonson1743

6 ай бұрын

Troll Extreme

@FlantisFroggu

6 ай бұрын

@@nateno8965 he also created it

As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future

@Hamumama_

6 ай бұрын

As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future

@Hamumama_

6 ай бұрын

As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future

@kg7162

6 ай бұрын

Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate

@kg7162

6 ай бұрын

Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate

@kg7162

6 ай бұрын

Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate

Yes he was French admin at 17:05 , fast translate if u want. So he said : "U not gonna do the dude who speak English with me when you spoke French to me very clearly just now" "Fine, okay I'm not gonna speak longer with u" "Yeah.. Yeah yeah u're funny" And the ban say "Extrem troll + make fun of admin + steal a police car"

@Vesterbop

3 ай бұрын

when was he speaking french????

How to not get banned in rp? *Just don't play at rp servers*

@NesquickCoffee

6 ай бұрын

The ultimate tip.

@JazzerciseJustice

6 ай бұрын

You could just... follow the rules?

@sillyman357

4 ай бұрын

​@@JazzerciseJusticenuh uh

@TheVincenzoGaming

Ай бұрын

@@JazzerciseJustice What are we? NERDS???!!!!!

@JazzerciseJustice

Ай бұрын

@@TheVincenzoGaming yes 😈 Anyone who has played gmod is 😈

Okay the admin that transformed into a pseudogiant from S.T.A.L.K.E.R actually touched my heart. No seriously my chest is wide open and it hurts

Being demoted is grounds for a full PTSD fueled schizo episode of an attack so its not RDM its in fact all in RP

13:24 - "I'm going to kill yourself" reminds me so much of "I am going to shit your pants" meme.

ned's declassified darkrp survival guide

@organhandlerseb4972

6 ай бұрын

Underrated joke

Wow that impressive how much improvement you made so far dacoober in your video editing from the beginning of your holly trolling of gmod, to this far, wish you the best to the futures of the holly Crusade against the non fun in the gmod server and may you have good holidays. Extreme troll

@Dacoobers

6 ай бұрын

you too my friend

@Vyclops

6 ай бұрын

troll extreme*

@gnome5057

5 ай бұрын

a holly jolly crusade, is the best time of the year

the yapping part had my laughing so damm hard fr

@blackwolfrrt4070

6 ай бұрын

thats my mate hes yapping to xD

@BigCroca

5 ай бұрын

do you know what the song is?

17:00 god that's so much more hillarious when you understand french, he's so haughty and full of himself when he talks to you x)

This truly is How to NEVER get banned from Gmod RP

Thank you for the tips! Now, I can use these against my tax collection

@iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello

6 ай бұрын

it's time to adapt to new trends old man, the rage today is assassination

When I was 14 my brother went onto my favorite rp server on gmod and got me banned by doing massrdm, and the "it was my brother im sorry," actually worked on the forum which was kinda class.

@TheVincenzoGaming

Ай бұрын

I hate to break it to you but your brother died 4 years ago. That was actually you because you forgot to take your bipolar schizo meds

"Joseph Kony is out there" I wasn't expecting that, man I can't believe that was 11 years ago

I have a playlist of videos that have managed to give me an audible chuckle and needless to say your gmod content fills up about half of it, thank you for always brightening our days with this silliness; also this one has obviously already gone into the playlist as it got me multiple times.

Such a well done video. I love you, dacoobers

@Dacoobers

6 ай бұрын

let's just be friends

@TwizzBMRF

6 ай бұрын

​@@Dacoobers I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this...

@mikemandalorian9226

5 ай бұрын

@@Dacoobers nobody rejects us, you should've know that

That guy accused you of speaking french. This calls for a french yapping video.

If yapping is most effective just goes to prove how BORED and miserable the admins get

I actually want to see a uncut of this video or a unedited version of the whole yapping bit

The Yapin’ part was perfect

i'm really happy to see arstotzkan representation, you spoke it almost perfectly! it makes me happy more people are interested in the culture and language of our homeland.

The yapping about the shit was relatable

The Lego Indians Jones part killed me

"i'm going to kill yourself" was the funniest sentence i've heard today

Love your videos. Keep going!

These could all pretty much be their own videos, I don't think I've laughed this much in like 12 weeks.

I died at the yapping one, that was hilarious very funny

@tudodenovo544

6 ай бұрын

Fr

The yapping admin was chill af not gonna lie

i nearly spat out my drink at the part where admins started to speak gibberish

@JayHog1992

4 ай бұрын

Probably more once you notice it was French. :D

Amazing video, been laughing the whole time

Average based Gmod player PS: As a french, 17:00 hits hard lmaoooo

@kg7162

6 ай бұрын

Extreme troll 😂

@shapeswitch_mood7221

6 ай бұрын

I think I understood some words he said,why did he talk like it was his buddy? Is that how french admin run things? That's creepy lmao-

@Wapako

6 ай бұрын

@@shapeswitch_mood7221 He basically said that Dacoobers was faking not knowing french for some reason because apparently he heard him talk french before the sitting. I didn't have seen much of a "buddy talk" here and can't say that every french admins are like this. I would rather say that a lot of garry's mod admins from all around the world are dickheads lmao

@kg7162

6 ай бұрын

@@Wapako nan ils sont tous comme ça

@Wapako

6 ай бұрын

@@kg7162 Possible, j'interagis pas des masse avec lmao

This is a great guide, hopefully I'll stop getting banned. Keep it up Dapooper!

@Jiub_SN

5 ай бұрын

If they threatened to ban you just call them sissy boys repeatedly and talk over them, always eorks

Good someone pumps out these vids that remind me why i don't play gmod rp anymore lol

I laughed the shit out of myself when you were yapping ( litteraly the shit out of me )

The poop talk made me laugh so hard for no reason 😂

I was rolling when at the alt account part! But here is a new idea, RDM someone, and say your alt account witnessed the victim instigated it

Bro the yapping part😂 ima just start going off about car transmissions😅 Also majority only works if the server is runned by a chill owner that doesn’t set much rules for the admins or the owner himself

Im so glad the term "yapping" is coming back

i try to read off the transcript of a comedy show to try not get banned

this was great, enjoy your one additional sub

thanks dacoobers, hoping these tips apply in real life

I lost it with the yapping portion. It looks like it works the best.

as someone who has spent HOURS at a time yapping the yapping tip is going to be very useful

“Nah you were well funny I quite like you.” Gmod admins if they didn’t have crowbars up their asses.

ok the Yapping thing was the best lmao

Funny as fuck, you're content is high quality af

Get a bidet, Dacoobers. Even the cheap ones from Amazon you attach to a regular toilet are a game changer.

"Can you start from the beginning" ☠️

my favorite thing is just texting them the vpn addy or your "addy" in this case. and to pull up and coax em to advert it or type it in public but dont ever say you wanted them to do such a thing. It's a full ban for them. hurry before servers start dismissing this

4:18 Eat more fiber, my friend.

dacoobers yapping was so relatable, shitting is an olympic sport for me

luv that video !

This man is *THE GOAT* at yapping 💀

this video makes me want to go onto gmod multiplier

“Made up language” >Speaks perfect Frisian.

4:57 during the montage you can see the admin actually talk to him during this 💀bro was actually interested

Truly the god gamer dacoobers escaping from these basement dwelling admins

Gonna claim my spot knowing this video gonna blow off

Yapping was my personal favourite, I'm not sure I've got the brain for that though.

Dacoomers: Professional Yapper, 5 Star Michelin Gaslighter, Certified Rizzler, and Experienced Firefighter.

Still uploads faster than any KZreadr ever.

Dacoobers yapping was truly nice

5 months late but I can't believe one of the tutorials wasn't 'just say this is literally 1984'

When youre in an rdm competition and your opponent is a donator:

the yap was the best one

🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️❓❗️⁉️ YAPPAHOLICS MIXTAPES🔥🔥🔥🔥

10:56 I was so not ready for this hahaha

Great advice, it worky.

Constipation, or the inability to have regular bowel movements, can be a common and uncomfortable issue. There are numerous potential causes, and understanding them is key to finding the right solution. One common cause of constipation is a lack of fiber in the diet. Fiber helps to bulk up stool and encourages regular bowel movements. Foods rich in fiber include fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and legumes. If you're not consuming enough of these foods, your body might struggle to maintain regular bowel movements. Dehydration is another factor that can lead to constipation. When you're not drinking enough water, your body absorbs more liquid from your waste, which can make your stool hard and difficult to pass. Ensuring you drink enough water throughout the day is essential for maintaining digestive health. Physical activity also plays a role in bowel regularity. Regular exercise can help stimulate intestinal activity and promote more regular bowel movements. If you're leading a sedentary lifestyle, you might find that increasing your physical activity helps. Sometimes, constipation can be a side effect of certain medications or a symptom of an underlying medical condition. If you've recently started a new medication or have other health issues, this could be contributing to your constipation. In such cases, it's important to consult with a healthcare professional. Stress and changes in routine can also impact your digestive system. High levels of stress can interfere with the normal functioning of your digestive system, and changes in your daily routine, like travel or a change in your work schedule, can disrupt your body's regular patterns. Overuse of laxatives can also cause problems. While they may seem like a quick fix, relying on them can make your body less able to move stool on its own over time. It's generally better to rely on dietary and lifestyle changes to promote regular bowel movements. Lastly, ignoring the urge to have a bowel movement can lead to constipation. When you ignore this urge, your body may eventually stop signaling the need to go, which can make constipation worse. If you're experiencing persistent or severe constipation, it's important to see a healthcare provider. They can help identify any underlying issues and recommend the best treatment plan for you. Remember, everyone's body is different, so what works for one person may not work for another. It's about finding the right balance for your individual needs. Continuing on the topic of constipation and bowel health, it's important to delve deeper into some of the nuances and lesser-known aspects that could be affecting your digestive system. Firstly, let's talk about the gut microbiome. This refers to the trillions of bacteria and other microorganisms living in your digestive system. These microorganisms play a crucial role in your overall health, including digestion. An imbalance in the gut microbiome can lead to various digestive issues, including constipation. Probiotics, which are found in fermented foods like yogurt, kefir, and sauerkraut, can help restore balance to the gut microbiome and improve bowel regularity. Age is another factor that can affect bowel movements. As people get older, their digestive system can become less efficient, and muscle contractions in the intestines can slow down, leading to constipation. It's important for older adults to pay extra attention to their diet and lifestyle to maintain regular bowel movements. In some cases, constipation can be a symptom of a more serious condition, such as hypothyroidism, diabetes, or neurological disorders like Parkinson's disease. These conditions can affect the body's ability to digest food and pass waste. If you have an underlying health condition, managing it effectively can also help in managing constipation. Another aspect to consider is the mental-emotional connection to our digestive system. The gut is often referred to as the "second brain" because it's heavily influenced by our emotional state. Anxiety, depression, and emotional stress can manifest as physical symptoms in the gut, including constipation. Techniques like mindfulness, meditation, and counseling can be effective in managing stress and may have a positive impact on bowel health. In addition to dietary fiber, there are specific foods and substances that can naturally help alleviate constipation. For example, prunes, aloe vera, and magnesium-rich foods can have a natural laxative effect. However, it's important to introduce these into your diet gradually and monitor how your body responds. It's also worth noting that everyone's bowel patterns are different. What's considered normal can range from three times a day to three times a week. What's important is the consistency of your stool and the ease with which you can pass it, rather than the frequency alone. Lastly, developing regular bowel habits can be beneficial. Try to establish a routine where you give yourself time each day to have a bowel movement, preferably after a meal when your natural bowel activity is higher. Remember, while many cases of constipation can be managed with lifestyle and dietary changes, it's crucial to consult with a healthcare professional if you have concerns, especially if you experience significant changes in your bowel habits, pain, or blood in your stool. These could be signs of a more serious condition that needs medical attention.

@robloxianonrobloxian

6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the info.

Always happy to see Dacoobers!!!!!!

I didn't look at the video creator before watching this so I thought this was a Richter Overtime video

You're really good at making up a language

the fifth one is just the funniest thing i ever seen lol

Dacoobers speaking that made up language reminded of The Terminal

should have called number 9 "thought terminating cliche"

have a very garry christmas

Everybodies talking about the yapping but my favourite was the made up language that shit killed me

bub games is gonna love this one

Dacoomer we need a yappin video

Being an Admin automatically turns you into WWII dictators

My boys preferred method that works most of the time is "uhhh how do I play the game?" and he acts like he has no idea what he'd doing until they free him or ban him

The french one said "you spoke to me in French before stop capping i know you speak french"

Evey admin watch this right now: RIGHT THAT DOWN RIGHT THAT DOWN

Just In time for Christmas vacation

The Hyde method of tell a story

I came from the server! great video dacooby!

troll extreme

rp admins when they learn about crime irl

Another dacoobers classic

Damn finally a good dacoober video

that admin was speaking french tho lmao

admin at part 5 is what admins should look like

12:42 This guy is a hollow of himself. I meanheis admin on a Gmod server, so...

Great video was hilarious