“Slam Worldwide wants to know your location.”

@jvon3885

3 жыл бұрын

Say hello to Bird n Baker for me, little rock natives.

@genocidecrusade6534

3 жыл бұрын

More like core worldwide these days

@whatcolorisdeath1266

3 жыл бұрын

SWW sucks

@sovereignone1900

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatcolorisdeath1266 I have to disagree, Sir. Well, maybe you're a bit right. But it's great music for "procrastinating till night and than studying sleep deprived for a test assigned for tomorrow".

@genocidecrusade6534

3 жыл бұрын

@Cerberus Spam worldwide would probably put up pop punk these days

Yes finally, one of my favorite metal genres where you record vocals first then write lyrics a year later.

@fenriz2714

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao how accurate

@A.Bus.Routes

3 жыл бұрын

Actual lyrics are optional

@albinocj969

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, a song you don’t have to write!

@reaperhunter7297

3 жыл бұрын

Why even have lyrics lol Jk the vocals and the instrumentals make the music

@kalliboymusic

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, so Slam has lyrics...

If the Snare doesn't sound like a pringles can, I don't want it

@Isador7

3 жыл бұрын

PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING

@Br4nd0m98

3 жыл бұрын

🗑️🗑️🗑️

@pongotv22

3 жыл бұрын

St slamger

@edo12310

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear this comment

@bringerofmolochswrath5477

Жыл бұрын

666 likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“This isn’t Cattle Decapitation” had me snort-laugh so hard that snot splattered over my knees

@Pagefire

3 жыл бұрын

gottem

@8523wsxc

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty metal.

@ChopSueyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a band name

@gohmann9631

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChopSueyyy Snort Splattered Over My Knees - Self-Titled

@moonlightequilibrium

3 жыл бұрын

and you've got yourself a logo

I don't know who Bree is, but she sure seems lucky, all these dudes are writing songs about her!

@azoththeartist351

3 жыл бұрын

Bree Olsen

@Giga_Ninja

3 жыл бұрын

Bree Larson

@realhuman5688

3 жыл бұрын

bree

@reaperhunter7297

3 жыл бұрын

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@kalliboymusic

3 жыл бұрын

Bree Roades

Our most used phrase is not "show me the hammers" but something along the lines of "YOU GUYS AIN'T SLAM" or "THIS ISN'T SLAM" or something similar. Everything else is pretty accurate tho.

@tobibender7475

3 жыл бұрын

Best line from WD XDDD

@erikbritz8095

3 жыл бұрын

except the song wasn't accurate either.

@afgrzhhswgjndh6857

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously its post blackened nu-core🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PognasMusic

3 жыл бұрын

"somebody call the slam police"

@Melkor0410

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was send them to the slaughter house

Pagefire: writes songs as a joke to make fun of the genre Also Pagefire: writes better songs than half the local metal scene

This song : Exist Underground metal label : Interesting....WE'RE GONNA SIGN THIS NEW BAND 😎😎😎😎

@nohalo7

3 жыл бұрын

Slam Worldwide just pissed their pantsuit.

Next time on "How to genre" we'll be looking at jazz infused alt progcore with elements of Electronic Industrial Crunk sound

@theidiotbox9056

3 жыл бұрын

Don't encourage them

@zacharygrieco8768

3 жыл бұрын

No no no please DO encourage them! I want to hear this one!

@jdcvgc

3 жыл бұрын

the fact you have informed us of this makes it pop music. and we don't want POP MUSIC!

@WackWizerdX

3 жыл бұрын

How about Technogore?

@meowtherainbowx4163

3 жыл бұрын

Real talk: CRUNKCORE

"These aren't band names! These are serious medical conditions!" LOL!

@chasterling237

3 жыл бұрын

DED

@KrisSchwarz98

3 жыл бұрын

How PC college students be when you show them slam death metal 💀 😂

@Giga_Ninja

3 жыл бұрын

And you have ALL of them!

@aitor.online

3 жыл бұрын

*sad rectal cancer noises*

@blackheavyblans

3 жыл бұрын

Or extremely rare diseases lol

Come to Brazil ☺️😌🥰🇧🇷

@wianbester3811

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah

@THEQUIETKID6666

26 күн бұрын

Bro literally don’t know you lil bro💀

This was so well explained that I've never felt so understood and attacked at the same time.

@erikbritz8095

3 жыл бұрын

i feel a lot is a bit off but eh the deeds been done oh and the slam song is not correct at all.

@claudiasolomon1123

2 жыл бұрын

@@erikbritz8095 what parts of his song aren't correct?? I'm really curious.

@erikbritz8095

2 жыл бұрын

@@claudiasolomon1123 almost everything ffs 😂

@erikbritz8095

2 жыл бұрын

@@claudiasolomon1123 been listening to Slam for 15 years im ill go over whats wrong later n reply right now im busy handling business

@jonasbree9332

2 жыл бұрын

@@erikbritz8095 Weeeeuuuueeeeeuuuuueeeee Open up, Slam Police!!!!

I can alrighty hear the elitists starting to breath heavy.

@erikbritz8095

3 жыл бұрын

meh my only gripe is the song being quite not SLAM.

@dennisvopalensky

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm hyperventilating already

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245

3 жыл бұрын

@@dennisvopalensky You say that like you’re proud of elitism.

@nostromo9743

3 жыл бұрын

@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 nah, sounds more like he actually has a sense of humor

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245

3 жыл бұрын

@@nostromo9743 Well, stupid people need to be entertained too I guess.

As a slam loving caveman, I can tell you that everything said in this video is true and the song is fucking neat.🔨🔨🔨

@thebeanlord8272

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow caveman with a hammer fetish I can say that this is a certified Bree Bree

@realhuman5688

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. I’d rate this a bree out of ten

@dovemaarika1668

Жыл бұрын

enjoy ya garbage music taste. enjoy that one

@toyotaecw

8 ай бұрын

You can take our land, but you will never take our BREEEEEEEEEDOM.

Never heard of this channel before. Added this song to my Spotify Slam Playlist when it was suggested to me. Now I find this video a week later. I guess he was pretty right about everything then...

The K-on shirt was the most brutal part of this video! :P :v

@princealigorna7468

3 жыл бұрын

You just reminded me of that video to Psychosocial someone did with K-ON! clips and how well they made it work

@Lipitakke

3 жыл бұрын

I want one =/

@callmecraig3046

3 жыл бұрын

Metal kids and weeb kids were always one in the same. It took a Within Destruction album and a Bitterwood music video to expose it though.

I think Devourment deserve credit for not just playing Slam. Their first album set the blueprint but I'd say the rest of their discography is more varied Death Metal with plenty of slamming riffs. Honestly, Obscene Majesty was my favourite album of 2019.

@erikbritz8095

3 жыл бұрын

Devourment Popularized SLAM and they really do have a diverse sound in comparison to some SLAM Bands.

@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844

Жыл бұрын

Death Metal is heavier than thrash Sorry I had to say that when I saw that you commented

@lethalslaughterband5498

Жыл бұрын

Yooo

@Isador7

Жыл бұрын

Devourment is the blueprint for sure. There'd be no Cerebral Incubation, Epicardiectomy or Cephalotripsy without Devourment.

@phinhowe

Жыл бұрын

WE HAVE A SCHOLAR AMONG US

Oh my god I never had subtitles on before now, y'all hiding jokes from us this whole time

@Sefhen

3 жыл бұрын

thanks, you made me rewatch the video

@deinemuddr1234

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sefhen awww man, now i gotta do it too...

Ah, I think I get it now: Slam is just the metal equivalent of mumble rap.

@Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@BootsThaRareBirb

2 жыл бұрын

Actually I think slam was first, so doesn't that make Mumble rap the rap equivalent of slam? /s

@nightmare_automata

2 жыл бұрын

@@BootsThaRareBirb Huh, y'know, I didn't think about that until now, but you're probably right.

@Grim_reviews

2 жыл бұрын

Mumble rap probably doesn't have guro inspired album covers

@BootsThaRareBirb

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grim_reviews L

Best part, right after the "hammer smashed phone" I got a phone commercial😂

The Martin cult expands

@Dung30n

3 жыл бұрын

Shhh, keep it a secret

@gaugehoughton2403

3 жыл бұрын

we’re here to blow your system know what i’m sayin

Banjo slam sounds like something rob scallon would like. Ps. “Slowly learning how to unplay the guitar” classic Metalocalypse reference

Is no one else gonna point out the fact that he had PASSENGER OF SHIT's classical hit "Staple Tape Worms on My Penis" playing in the background during the beginning? A man of many cultures, he is!

@r3dst33l

2 жыл бұрын

That actually came from me! :D

@Herbarino

8 ай бұрын

A true classic

"he's slowly unlearning how to play guitar" ahahahaha great video guys :D

"Who are these genres made for?" Legit enjoying Slamjo, for some reason the Banjo makes the breakdown more brutal and yes it is probably as embarrassingly dumb as that sounds... Great video btw

@kalliboymusic

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf? This really exists?

@fenriz2714

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah slam supposed to be dumb somehow but we love slams, we love lord Marco and larry wang

@RxMxG

2 жыл бұрын

NxOxGxOxAx is a legit good band breeee

This is so cringe... I love it

I love how well edited this is. Masterful work!

That song at the end is unironically the best slam track I’ve ever heard 🤯

waiting to new jokes about how to create the logo, such as with twigs and white paint, an old dermantine sofa seat or mandarin peels Upd: aaaaand, there is actually no one :(

@martinpettersenlangebraate5153

3 жыл бұрын

Breecause this joke has already been used in other videoes ;)

@Abasedbymygrief

3 жыл бұрын

the only thing you have to add on for slam is the mirror filter so it looks """symmetrical"""

@Hecatonicosachoron54

3 жыл бұрын

@@Abasedbymygrief As a noob metal logo designer, can confirm, praise symmetry.

@Abasedbymygrief

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hecatonicosachoron54 i used to make logos and i basically said "fuck you" to symmetry lol. And yes, they sucked

Thats exactly the way we produce our music. But we record inside a pigfarm

My favorite cheese is BREE BREE!

To make it even more authentic you can also play the final mix at top volume in a car with all windows and doors closed then record with a mic from outside the car.

Now do a How to make Death/Black 'n' Roll

@memedaddy793

3 жыл бұрын

I've still waiting "How to make Dungeon Synth" since "How to make Norwegian Black Metal" came out

@michaelmckeown5396

3 жыл бұрын

@@memedaddy793 "How to make Dungeon Synth" would be amazing.

@Isador7

3 жыл бұрын

How to make Dungeon Synth - download music from old-school runescape and add a grainy filter to it.

The best part is knowing that I'd listen to this non-ironically, you know

1:16 me and beavis and butthead chillin at a suffocation Show:

I’ve been watching your videos for about a year and a half, and all I gotta say is for the effort you put in you deserve at least 1 million subs.

slam is the genre to listen to when you dont want to hear about someone's gore kink when your driving to school/work

"looks like if God spilled a person" lmfao

Legit did not know that Finn was Sgt D. That explains a lot.

@meowtherainbowx4163

3 жыл бұрын

I was 100% convinced that that was a joke that didn’t land. He’s matured so much since calling things “wigger slam.”

@sebastianbrickfilms8579

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell it's him because of Sgt D's multiple posts about the genius of 18 visions, lol.

oh my lord I literally just started listening to slam two days ago and was wondering if pagefire would ever make a video on it

Best video so far. Everything was spot on and the song also slams hard 🔨

I love Slam and this is hilarious

“The vocalist is about to burst!” “Bree!”

Next up Tech-Death please and please mention Cytotoxin. They make Chernobyl Death Metal and I think that’s beautiful

@noahleach7690

3 жыл бұрын

That would require him to spend months writing and learning insanely difficult riffs and solos, he won’t do that

Great video! As a slam fan myself, I have to say great job! And it is awesome that u got Mats Funderud on vocals!

he's slowly learnings how to unplays the guitars!!!!

slam got me into all sorts of metal and rock genres tbh.. once you start you can never go back lol

These are some seriously good slams. Great job!

The snare in that blastbeat is perfection

"The first thing you need to make it heavy is...." *Types your mom* lmao

Holy moly what a awesome video for christmas! Merry Christmas!

Haha, great Tutorial😂Love that you included Caveman Slam and Videoclips of Uga Uga, my favourite Caveman Slam Band🤘🤘

As a slam-enjoyer, this had me absolutely rolling 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 Instantly subscribed

If It ever make an SLAM band/ project, I'm obviusly calling It "Big boi bonkerino"

This slaps! Well done as always!

Dude, i laugherd my ass off trhoughtout the video, thank you for that! I know its been a while since this came on but its just pure gold!

Andri! How could you forget about Visceral Disgorge?!

@lemmykilmister3191

3 жыл бұрын

My man is a man of culture as well as i see

Slam is one of those genres that you only need to listen to one song to enjoy the entire genre

@deathmetal5156

Жыл бұрын

not really if u go deep enough

@Deadpool-px2nm

11 ай бұрын

​@@deathmetal5156Man's never listened to Flesh before 😂

You guys are terrific. Never change.

I loved this, great work

17:08 Damn! They really got the vocalist from Kraanium. Also had a good laugh at the macarena part. 03:21

I always though that slam vocals sounded like you trying to get the last sips of a milkshake through a straw

@miriamreinhardt8939

3 жыл бұрын

The pig squeals, you mean?

@quickscopeoneeighty9158

3 жыл бұрын

@@miriamreinhardt8939 ye

the production value on these videos is amazing

You guys took over where Erlend & Stenjo left off. I'm American by the way. Came across those guys by accident on KZread a few years ago. They were hilarious. I think this channel is fastly becoming one of my favorites. Thanks!

Oh goddamn I'm actually starting to enjoy the chugga-chugga bree now. HOW DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, ANDRI.

Just saw Ingested, Devourment, Organectomy, extermination Dismemberment and loved it

@entity_of_the_cosmos

4 ай бұрын

that sounds like a REALLY good concert, i love Organectomy

@Grim_reviews

4 ай бұрын

@entity_of_the_cosmos it was. Unfortunately my camera sucked so my photo with the Devourment vocalist came out shittily

And yet another brilliantly nailed song 🔨

Yes, I waited so long for this video! It is my favorite Death Metal subgenre.

Slam takes the heavy parts of deathcore and makes that the entire aesthetic. And I, for one, jam the fuck out to it.

Not sure how much overlap there is between hololive fans and people who like slam, but there's at least one person. Being me.

I've been waiting seemingly eons for this and I'm not disappointed one bit lmao

Love this Video about one of my favorite genres 😂👏

Highly recommend you consider the following genres: Skramz, Midwestern Emo, Power Violence, Post Rock, Math Rock, Emo Violence, etc. I think Skramz and Midwestern Emo would be the most interesting, and I am curious as to how you would write the music. If you want examples of Skramz, listen to Saetia - Some Natures Catch No Plagues. Good starting point. Skramz is still an incredibly underground genre and bigger KZreadrs talking about it would be cool.

This song was surprisingly good. :D

@theysaykillerwhales

3 жыл бұрын

They always are!

3 жыл бұрын

@@theysaykillerwhales no need to exaggerate now. 😊

I was listening to slam when your video popped up in my recommended. Timing couldn’t be more perfect :) Also the music video is literally something I would see on slam worldwide lol

Guys, this is as high quality as it gets. I burst out laughing half a dozen times at least. Amazing work.

Slam metal legit one of my favorite sub genres out of death metal, and death metal is my favorite metal genre ever.

Finally i know how to make real slam

This is a work of art.

God Slammit i head banged to this uncontrollably.. well done. love your vids!

Slam death metal is the mumble rap of death metal

@erikbritz8095

3 жыл бұрын

Wow what a Bad comparison...

@ThatOneGuy7550

3 жыл бұрын

@@erikbritz8095 that's the point

@erikbritz8095

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatOneGuy7550 you really are that one guy...

@cxrpseisdead5805

3 жыл бұрын

Both are fire, hatin asses ☝️😃

@user-cx2qf6iy5s

3 жыл бұрын

@Cerberus bruh you say that like slam isn't about fucking dead people and killing babies lmao

This is one of your best yet. The song was awesome!! Mathcore next possibly maybe perhaps?! 🤔🤔🤔

@BunchesBundles77

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually a good idea. Is it just me, or is mathcore dying out? Might as well pay tribute to the strangest sub-genre of metalcore. Calculating Infinity by The Dillinger Escape Plan was a doozy.

@KaneTaliaferro

3 жыл бұрын

@@BunchesBundles77 oh buddy am I happy to tell you it is not dead!! Check out Mathcore Index on Facebook they share all sorts of awesome mathcore bands and LOTS of newer bands. Also my band Pillar Of Wasps is releasing an album soon, check out my channel if you wanna hear it. But yeah it’s not dead at all and it’s getting more popular for sure

Thanks for making this! Slam my fav genre and iv been requesting it lol

Holy moly, the preview image is just perfect

WIGGLEZCORE

When the vocalist was on the toilet I felt that

That was awesome! Good job guys! 🔨🐷🔨

Haven’t laughed that hard at a video in a long time. Great stuff

I can't believe you missed the chance to call this band "Granadectomy"

Dooood you forgot the giant distorting bass hit before the breakdown that seems like the end of the song but then turns into another breakdown that was more br00tal than the one before then you think the song is actually over but there’s another br0000tal breakdown again then the song actually ends.

Your songs they you take the least serious are always bangers man. Let’s see some hammers! 🔨

Finally, actually wearing my Kraanium-snapback :D Been waiting for this genre for ages

Minnionslam

I like that you felt you had to specify "The hardest part..."

Awesome vid, was waiting on this one hehhehe

Nice video man informative and funny. Now imma go and play some Devourment

I'm gonna break a genre down to it's basics to show how ridiculous it is and then I'm gonna mock it by playing it. "Actually plays a goddamn masterpiece that sounds amazing".

I see the calliope... You’ve fallen too huh

Another great one for the books keep it up 🤘🔥

the brodyquest reference was unexpected but very nice, thank you funny metal man