Oopsie woopse, we got D-Beat wrong. But what are y'all gonna do? sue us with the lawyers you can't afford? Ha ha!

@tartaruskronks8638

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I will

@stank.schwilliams

2 жыл бұрын

You guys accidentally created fastcore 🤣

@noaht3087

2 жыл бұрын

Lawyercore is definitely the scariest genre! 🥲

@skaldlouiscyphre2453

2 жыл бұрын

@@noaht3087 The County Medical Examiners have entered the chat. Their day job is also their band name.

@xDamageProducer

2 жыл бұрын

@@skaldlouiscyphre2453 and they fucking rule. One of my favorite Goregrind bands.

"give a kid a gun and he will kill for fun, give a kid a lawyer and he'll kill for a lifetime" those are some crust lyrics if I've ever heard them.

@noahhammond4469

2 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly

@drunk247

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@feedthecorpsestothepigs6955

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, came in to say the same things. Those are some sick fucking words :)

@mrs1196

Жыл бұрын

Totally not thinking about the quote "give a man a fish and you feed him only once teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"

@aidanmahoney9865

Жыл бұрын

Hard line

“Genuine” advice from Napalm Death. If the bass sounds like a cement mixer, you’re doing it right.

@unduloid

2 жыл бұрын

Then why not simply record a cement mixer?

@therealeikichionizuka

2 жыл бұрын

@@unduloid exactly!

@leoncorbett4553

2 жыл бұрын

@@unduloid they’re expensive, i used to be able to buy them from flea markets for six bucks but that was a decade ago

@sentenced03

2 жыл бұрын

@@unduloid because bass players are basically free.

@unduloid

2 жыл бұрын

@@sentenced03 Yeah, all bass players in existence will offer their services for no charge whatsoever. Known fact!

"the revolution will be televised, and it will be behind a paywall" is the rawest line to come out of such a piss take video i love it

@crazydud3380

2 жыл бұрын

The irony runs thick! LOL

Hoping that pagefire makes "how to make psychedelic rock"

@FishWhiskey

2 жыл бұрын

Okay but that'd be fire tho.

@MrBubbles0o0o

2 жыл бұрын

Or Shoe Gaze!

@NakedHillbilly

2 жыл бұрын

I would love that

@i_teleported_bread7404

2 жыл бұрын

That would be wicked. Maybe after that they could do stoner metal?

@floawtingcatmaster7546

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for them to bash the Beatles lmao

Can't lie, "give a kid a lawyer, he'll kill for a lifetime" is a brilliant line

That transition to the song went harder than it had any right to

Here's hoping for Doom (metal), Stoner (Rock or Metal) or Sludge as next "How To Make". Recommendation for anyone who reads and likes Crust, Grind and Sludge go search up band called Slund, you won't be disappointed. Interesting mix of dirty, primordial tar-pit Sludge sound with fury and rage of Crust and Grind. Violence in form of music.

@veldig_darlig

2 жыл бұрын

yesss

@2dollarchickenwings689

2 жыл бұрын

Doom metal is all about repeating the same 4-note riff for a whole album

@50-50_Grind

2 жыл бұрын

The band *Water Torture* (Pillbox LP 2014, Self Titled 2011) also does a nice blend of sludge and grind/powerviolence.

@tautology_zero

Жыл бұрын

There needs to be a doom how to, but mainly death/doom As the other forms are just too boring. Set BPM to 12.

@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844

Жыл бұрын

@@2dollarchickenwings689 that is an over simplification that is often not true. Not all doom metal is drone metal. Those are not the same

Im gonna guess How To Make Anarcho Punk

@michaelmckeown5396

2 жыл бұрын

Either that or Crust Punk

@Black25284

2 жыл бұрын

It's crust punk

@iggbowmon3171

2 жыл бұрын

Arachnopunk🕷

@porterschoen1510

2 жыл бұрын

I wish it was and I hope they do that later.

@daybit1961

2 жыл бұрын

@@iggbowmon3171 my favourite genre, Web 182 and NoFlyX is best

I love how they make these humorous videos and the same time have a tutorial, some history, bands and other interesting info and end up with a kick ass song and video. Can't wait for the next one.

you guys are honestly way to good at this. keep them coming

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYY being asking for it since grindcore, now I may rest in peace

@janaxelblomberg7768

2 жыл бұрын

Same af

Oh boy oh boy, I've been waiting patiently for another "How to make" video!

ok eating Pizza from the Crust is despicable and unforgiven. Subscribed.

@goneonholidaybymistake84

2 жыл бұрын

I’m embarrassed to say my first thought was “why the funk is he eating the CRUST like that?”. Need more sleeeep.

@JH-lo9ut

Жыл бұрын

True punks only eat crust, since they can't afford their own pizza.

“Give a kid a gun, he will kill for fun. Give a kid a lawyer, he will kill for a lifetime.” is legit badass.

Funny jokes, decently educational, kick ass song. Hope to see pirate metal next

@ScepticGinger89

Жыл бұрын

Are there other pirate metal bands than Alestorm?

@rifman6895

Жыл бұрын

@@ScepticGinger89 (inhales) Lagerstein, Storm seeker, Rumahoy, Paddy and the Rats, The Dread Crew of Oddwood, Swashbuckle, Scurvy There's probably more, but those are just the ones that I actively follow. Happy hunting, dude!

Looks like it's how to make crust punk So no showers, no meat(vegan), and lots of Ois!.

In all seriousness, this video inspired me to add some "crust-punk" to my latest music. Thanks, guys!

@thestraydog

Жыл бұрын

Good man

Now that you've mistakenly called crust punk "pizza thrash," can we get a "How to Make Crossover Thrash" to set the (cheese-covered) record straight?

"How to make Dungeon Synth" "How to make Midwest Emo" "How to make DSBM" "How to make Emo Rap" "How to make Straight Edge Hardcore"

@vesperschake6241

2 жыл бұрын

"Mathcore" "Trap metal / horrorcore" And the dreaded "Free Jazz"

@amaljohn3440

2 жыл бұрын

I want some gorguts "dissonant death" or atmospheric black

@fukcensorship9395

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf is trap metal

@ConvincingPeople

2 жыл бұрын

@@fukcensorship9395 A particularly abrasive subgenre of hip-hop/trap characterised by heavy, industrial-leaning production, harsh vocals, and an overall metal-adjacent aesthetic. I think it's pretty fun.

@mrs1196

Жыл бұрын

Industrial metal? Grunge? Britpop? So many requests

You guys musicianship is insane! Mad respect!

amazing how much work you put in every episode and the quality just keeps on rising.

I think its crust punk because in the discription the song says the heaviest of all crust

“Publiken buar på svenska” haha nice touch. Lots of Swedish crust bands, Martyrdöd and Skitsystem are among my favorite bands. Great video. Much love! ❤

I was missing your "how to make" videos...great to have you back, guys! ✊

So glad to see new content! It had been a bit and I was worried we wouldn't get more. Great video!

Yay!!! I was really craving new "How To" videos. They ar ethe highlight of my otherwise boring day!!! LOVE YOUR WORK FRIENDS!!!

Dude your editing style doesn't get enough credit. It's so well done and fits perfectly. It's so unique to you.

It looks enough like it almost has to be "hos to make punk rock" that I'm taking it as a red herring and choosing to assume that it's grunge

@WakeUpDonni333

2 жыл бұрын

Good thinking, once the video posts they’ll switch it to the real thumbnail

@roryoconnor2736

2 жыл бұрын

It has to have a p in the title, based on the community post. My guess is either crust or pop punk tbh

@Amialythis

2 жыл бұрын

@@roryoconnor2736 I doubt it's pop punk considering the wanted posters of politicians in the background. You can do politics in pop punk but it's usually not done.

Came for the crust punk, stayed for the quality sense of humor

Thank you for making these, they are awesome!

Thank you so much Andri, a crustie like me can die happily now.

How you guys continue to poke fun at all these genres yet still make said gwnre bangers is redonkulous!! I love it and Im here for it! Set the pages ablaze

This series gets better and better every episode

I'm happy that you mentionned Martyrdöd ! I love their more melodic approach compared to many crust bands

this channel's quality is really improving heavily with every vid

This content always makes my day! Awesome!

Dude... These lyrics where spot on! Never minded much for crust punk but this video left my Head scratching. Thanks.

That transition to the intro of the song, bloody awesome!

Ultra funny episode. Keep up the great work guys.

You really nail the oldschool goofy early youtube humor everytime.

Poggers. This drops on my birthday.

Boy have I waited for this one for a while...

Bruh, Pagefire is the shit. Subbed.

Crust punk

I liked this episode, thanks! I got the R.A.M.B.O. lp recently, great band. There's so much great sub genres to go, please keep doing all this.

This is Gold. Well done Sir

Great video as always!

Loved it! As usual, the song you made was FIRE. Would love to see how to make blackened deathcore

What's funny is your parody song makes me nostalgic actually. LOL Don't ever change.

That was fantastic, subscribed

Massive production though. Loved it.

Your songs are always great.

No shit tho that tunes awesome! After every one of your videos I'm always inspired to make a track. Never change Pagefire, never change 🤘

This was hilarious. Great video 🤣👍

You guys gotta do "How to make Hardcore Punk", I love you guys! keep it banging!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOH I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

I love this channel

hahaha love it, keep up the good work!

'give a kid a gun, he'll kill for fun, give a kid a lawyer, he'll kill for a lifetime' fucking slams. points off for no WAR IS BAD jokes. also when i was a big crustlord one time my mom literally dropped me off at my friends skuzzy collective house and said we all looked like we were wearing a uniform.

OK, I can't help but air drum for a little bit. This is too rad. What's next? Swedish Death Metal (also known as The Best Death Metal --- ha!)? Also: Wolfbrigade is awesome! Why Sweden has so many great bands? O, sweet Sweden.

@doriank6773

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know? We just hate the government and society and scream about it while recording🤔🤷🏼‍♂️🇸🇪

@AlencarFaulkner

2 жыл бұрын

@@doriank6773 I don't know. You guys have No Fun At All, Satanic Surfers, Millencolin, and At The Gates, Entombed, Grave, Paganizer, Centinex, Entrails, Hypocrisy, Vomitory, FKÜ, Wolfbrigade, Skitsystem... I like some bands from my place (Brazil) though... but Sweden is just amazing!

@jasonlogan5622

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlencarFaulkner When I interviewed one of the guitarists in The Haunted in 2008 he said he'd been thinking about it a lot, and he had come to the conclusion that Sweden punched above its weight in terms of quantity and quality of bands produced because of a network of youth clubs that the government had put it place: If you were a kid you could go there, borrow instruments, rehearse and even play shows. Plus free music lessons in school. And according to the book Rockonomics the reason the Swedish Govt put in place that system was because Sweden made so much money with ABBA. That's right: ABBA is the reason for almost all of the bands on that list, and more. (And a progressive, pro-social government willing to invest in the cultural development of its youth. But mostly ABBA.)

@AlencarFaulkner

2 жыл бұрын

​@@jasonlogan5622 That, somehow, seems like something very Swedish. But, regardless, is so cool that authorities would believe in its country's youth potential. ABBA... (thank you!).

This was pure gold and that song was fire haha awesome

I got some really good laughs off this. Thanks man!

wooahhh great video essay (just subscribed) - and the crust is actually well good, catchy , first time we've genuinely enjoyed listening to crust punk in aeons haha Dada RaMaSa

I feel personally attracted.... I love it!, great video

holy sheet that was awesome! :D

I have been listening to Crust Punk since the mid 90’s. You got it right. The song was killer!

This song is awesome. I had to play it twice😎

such a relief, about an hr ago i was watching a video of duane peters crying about the crass guys "preaching" at him and "pc warriors" online, i shit you not there was a comment that said "punk is either apolitical or right wing" not to mention duane telling a story about his band caping for a dude with a confederate tattoo. holy shit give me a fucking break. anyway, great video man, THIS is what punk is to me.

That slaps!

@Pagefire

Жыл бұрын

oh shit it's the famous black metal youtuber *checks blurred scribble on my hand* farquaad!

The song actually sounds like 89-94's Sepultura

the end result reminded me so much of siberian meat grinder, awesome video as always!

Best video ive found explaining these genres. I lov ein Minnesota and we have an awesome punk metal store here called extreme noise and my girlfriends a big fan.

Thank you for your videos!)

how to make a pagefire video would be the ultimate pagefire video.

Dope song you got there buddy

very good video ! IN GRIND WE CRUST !

The song is amazing. I love it.

I'd totally buy the album!!

12:45 "Just no" Now, since you've done Crust - I can't but wait till you do Neo-Crust, wink. You know, violins, melodics, all that stuff (Hint: Ekkaia, Alpinist, Ambulance, Tragery, later Wolfbrigade, Minuala, Fall of Efrafa, etc). That would be really nice :) Thanks for the video

@davidbarton1928

2 жыл бұрын

So Neo Crust sounds like The Levellers? Hmmmm

YESS IVE BEEN WAITING

Shit like this is why I follow. As always great work.

I knew you would to Crust punk and great video

Sick man!

Loved that calabrese cameo

I wait for this a long time

Шикарно! Молодцы!

That was crust-tastic! 😈

Genius as always 😂

Can you please do "How to make Psychedelic/Acid Rock" sometime in the future? would be awesome

I bet this song will be played on boomboxes in every park this summer. Industry-metal next?

Damn the song at the end was sick hahaha

"the government took my shower" lmao

You guys really need to make a "How to make war metal"

"Jesus Christ, it's Jesus Crust" 🤣🤣🤣

More accurate than "serious" documentaries.

That song is awesome

Glorious.

Finally something I can try. XD I have a lot of distorted guitar presets.

I've been waiting for this one since how to grindcore video