“I like to be so caffeinated I can smell colors…” y’all are my people 🤣🤣🤣🤣 except I’m in nursing school

"If you can see through it, that's called 'tea'." Looks at my tea. "Not a guarantead method of identification."

@mattor300

Жыл бұрын

Same xd

@TheVipir

Жыл бұрын

I like my tea so dark and strong you can stand a spoon in it and watch as it slowly dissolves.

@613aristocrat

Жыл бұрын

I make tea in my coffee maker. Soo dark and yummy.

@Kartaal

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he didn't say all teas are transparent. His logic works fine still, heh.

“How strong do you like your coffee?” -“Strong enough that I don’t stir it with a spoon, but cut it with a knife.”

@randomone8811

Жыл бұрын

My dad's joke is: "If the spoon doesn't stand up you didn't make it right"

@ProbablyBacon

14 күн бұрын

Strong enough that I gotta wrestle it into the cup

My Dad used to make his coffee SO STRONG, spoons put into the cups would jump out and run away, squealing "Yipe, yipe, yipe" as they ran!

@karaschmidt8152

2 жыл бұрын

Love the old-school cartoon visual

@zacharynunley9677

11 ай бұрын

YES!!! Give me some!

I’m dying “I can smell colors”

Take half a pound of coffee, damp it with some water, let it simmer for about half an hour and then do the horseshoe-test. If it sinks, there was not enough coffee.

"As strong and dark as our sense of humor." :D

if you can see through it it is tea....hahaha

@dfw6558

2 жыл бұрын

I love your short videos, they make me happy, I need that 😊🇨🇦

@samuelmellars7855

2 жыл бұрын

If you can see through the tea, it wasn't made for me.

@MoonwolfeConsulting

2 ай бұрын

Sad, but totally TRUE!

Lol I worknight shift...I get home make a you tube cooking clip then wake up the kids.. a big old cup of black coffee no sugar just hits right..😂😂😂 love the content keep up the good work

"Anti - Murder button" Yep that's about right.

This channel is underrated.

As a teen I was asked to make a strong cup of coffee for a firefighter I just Made my normal he only needed that one cup for the day 😂😂

My coffee is so strong it pours itself. So strong I've had other medics cut it with hot tap water. One of those is an exaggeration. The other is true.

@jb6712

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@tammyt3434

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, medics cutting their coffee. Who would believe it?

"It also helps you poop" 🤣

More cooking videos! First responder breakfast, lunch and dinner...

this is the „how to self caffeinate“ for beginners. Advanced is chocolate coated coffee beans.

@kynn23

2 жыл бұрын

I lived off those for a while in college.

This should be a superbowl commercial 😂

Stipe is DA MAN!!!

I like my coffee like my death stars, dark, and strong enough to level planets

Lol. Omg I totally do that with my coffee scoops. I don't even use a spoon anymore

I was expecting 102 seconds of him attempting to make coffee with constant interruptions, a lot of anger and bleeped swearing.

Instructions unclear, had to call 911 to get them to show me how

I don’t drink coffee but this is hilarious. 😂

Dark sense of humor part, was he watching 2 girls 1 cup?!

Great, even fire Joe have coffee, being in corrections we should make our own brand....

Did they just sponsor themselves?

Who gave the thumb down, a cop?

The anti murder button. That should be everywhere

Have to ask, who has stronger coffee first responders or the military?

@FireDeptCoffee

11 ай бұрын

The ultimate question!!!

Anti murder button? Where can I get one of them for my cat?

@RICDirector

2 жыл бұрын

Easy. Just compress highest-quality catnip into the proper shape and glue to the wall. ;)

Shout out to Jason, like to see you over at Cowboy Kent Rollins showing your coffee & working with his fire pit. How to season your coffee pot by Cowboy Kent Rollins kzread.info/dash/bejne/mqGersmik5mYo5c.htmlsi=x3LmbRqCLM0fw2j3 How to make Cowboy Coffee kzread.info/dash/bejne/aYl10bZrYcjXiKw.htmlsi=TrJ4KpiWeUAEkbaV

@ChibiPanda8888

5 ай бұрын

That would be an awesome collab

C'mon Jason, to smell colors you need to replace the water with RedBull. To hear colors, replace it with Five Hour Energy.

Hilarious!

Yo

how to make coffee? fill the cup with grounded beans... and you are done

@jb6712

2 жыл бұрын

Ground beans, not grounded. It isn't a plane that has to stay on the tarmac because of bad weather, or a kid who misbehaved and has to stay home for a week.

👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😊🍀

Stipe????

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

You clearly haven't seen real tea yet. If you can see the bottom of the cup before you drink it dry, it's NOT tea. It's what tea turns into after you drink it. Wanna know how I decide if a cup of tea is strong enough? If you stick your spoon upright into the middle of the cup, then turn the cup upside down, it shouldn't take more than ten seconds for the spoon handle to fall off.

@jamjardj1974

2 жыл бұрын

Thats likley Hydrochloric acid, not tea.

@feynthefallen

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamjardj1974 Bah. Hydrochloric acid is for _babies_ !!!

"If you can see through it"... wait what? Who? Who is doing that to coffee?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like he should have done a Jacksfilms but instead of Protien its coffee grounds and instead of the banana it would be sugar and cream. if you dont know whnat im talking abosut here, its funny: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eZxtpthudJjHc7A.html

The only color I can smell is white, it makes my teeth numb

Creepier than Joe Biden when he whispers, and thats saying something!🤣🤣