How To Lose Your Voice | 4 Easy Ways!
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Hello boys and girls. If you watch my videos then chances are you make a lot of bad decisions. In this video. I'm going to be showing you how to lose your voice, which is probably a very good decision for you considering the fact that nobody wants to hear you speak anyways.
Let's talk about how to lose your voice. I won't show you how to lose your voice in 5 minutes or how to lose your voice in 10 seconds, but it will happen at least in a day or so. some if these methods will show you how to lose your voice fast without screaming.
Method 1: Dehydration
This first method I'm going to share with you is the dehydration method. It's exactly what it sounds like. Don't drink any water. Make yourself dehydrated. Singers, speakers, before they go onstage, they always drink a glass of water. A lot of them take the water on stage with them because it helps ease their vocal chords. So don't drink any water. You'll start to sound like a pathetic guy who needs a drink of water.
Method 2: Open Mouth
Another way to dry out your throat so you lose your voice is to leave your mouth open. Some of you probably do that already so this shouldn't be hard for you. When you go to sleep, sleep with your mouth open. There's going to be a little bit of drool but your throat will dry out. If you can kind of make yourself look natural with your mouth open throughout the day, go for it and don't make eye contact with anyone while you have your mouth open 'cause you will definitely look like a creep.
Method 3: Noise
This next method is pretty obvious. Yell, talk, scream, okay. Wherever you can use your voice, don't give your vocal chords a rest. You ever been at a soccer game, a football game, a baseball game and you're yelling your heart out and then you realize after it's over that you can't speak? Or you were partying too hard one night and just cheering your way through several kegs of beer and then you can't talk the next day? Yeah, you keep that up, you'll definitely lose your voice.
Method 4: Dairy and Acidic Liquids
This final method I'll share with you here on how to lose your voice is to consume dairy and acidic liquids, things like lemon, vinegar and milk, those things increase the amount of phlegm in your throat. In fact if you take a shot of apple cider vinegar, that's going to pretty much get you coughing right away and it could very well help you lose your voice. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Well boys and girls, now you know how to lose your voice in one day. If you want to know how to lose your voice for a week, do these things daily, i guess.
Your voice may be gone now but you can still click on that subscribe button. Let's make some bad decisions together. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace!
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@frostpuppy
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb it helped thanks
@frostpuppy
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb so when am i gonna get my voice back?
@akadizzydiane
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb Jii
@eliblast8071
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb does utube even let u monitize ur vids cause u swear so much Lol
@alicehawkins6132
6 жыл бұрын
Cool
I want to loose my voice for a day or two so I don't have to deal with my teachers
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
Well, if you can't talk, that'll do it!
@leila8325
6 жыл бұрын
Sophia Su same🙄😂
@jillianmefferd3924
6 жыл бұрын
Sophia Su i dont wanna do a presentation 😂
@zarry7453
6 жыл бұрын
Beinqchewy same
@stinkstink1856
6 жыл бұрын
I've done this awhile back, it was a day in heaven.
*Who else is here because they have a presentation tomorrow?*
@verydelicate3747
5 жыл бұрын
giseliswack meeeeee 😂😂
@kingnamjesus2408
4 жыл бұрын
giseliswack 🙌
@kiarabragg2507
4 жыл бұрын
i have to do 2 for spanish because i didn’t have a voice when i was supposed to do the first presentation
@temmie9179
4 жыл бұрын
I have to do a concert lecture tommorow
@emoaria2620
4 жыл бұрын
Oh god thought i was the only one
Half the comments are saying they wanna do this to avoid a presentation, while my ass just wants to lose my voice bc I like how it sounds.
@kayleefunk7
3 жыл бұрын
girl same. I JUST WANNA KNOW IF IT WORKS
@marthaplaylists7438
3 жыл бұрын
NO PLS SAME
@deenootz
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf i want to loose my voise so i dont be annoying
@ieatrawdogs9488
2 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotafederalagent5552 because
@ieatrawdogs9488
2 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotafederalagent5552 why are you even here😭-
Never thought I'd get to the point in my life when I'm trying to make myself ill to avoid school
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
You're not alone.
@Nicole-vf9oc
5 жыл бұрын
s.faye it be like that 🙁😂
@alexiae357
5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to my world
@kaylen894
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@kaitlynromero9388
5 жыл бұрын
Sorry..but I DID!
All the 27 dislikes are parents that found their kids watching this so they don’t go to school or don’t talk at school
@martinkambungu3349
5 жыл бұрын
OMG.....
@heaven5089
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@oreodacat7568
5 жыл бұрын
Welp gotta create a new account
@zyab
5 жыл бұрын
300 now...
@evil_patrick7073
5 жыл бұрын
My mom would keep me home if I couldn’t talk
Am I the only one whose scrolling down to see if it worked ?? Like if you did
@watermelonuwu149
5 жыл бұрын
No no your not
@requazzyxxxgodslayer8755
5 жыл бұрын
Nope your not
@deletedchannel6783
5 жыл бұрын
100th like
@grace-amazng
5 жыл бұрын
no i did lol
@zercephiusp6347
5 жыл бұрын
Did it tho
Laughing when u lose ur voice is so fun
@livefortheafternoon
5 жыл бұрын
Because you can't laugh, that's why.
@connie._.daviesxox7204
5 жыл бұрын
Bubblan Bubblan or singing lol 😂 I love losing my voice
@leah-jb4jx
5 жыл бұрын
And talking as well i have a friend that lost ger voice and i was dying of laughter when she was speaking
@juliaabraham3529
4 жыл бұрын
Ebba Lundholm 😭😭😭😭
@pixielynn5158
4 жыл бұрын
That’s the reason why I came to this video
I left my mouth open for the rest of this video and I choked on my spit
@ninawilliams1845
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@simplysophie7631
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@MrSeal-dm8hb
5 жыл бұрын
Lump Universe sameee
@chaza2783
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@alexisvazquez996
5 жыл бұрын
LoL
How tf did i end up here?
@user-vm9nl6zd5i
6 жыл бұрын
Noa ikr
@naniabolletos8623
6 жыл бұрын
Ik i was listening to lil peep
@emraldsphone6222
6 жыл бұрын
I came here because of shimoneta
@myyabrowwn
6 жыл бұрын
Noa same 😂
@lulcurls
6 жыл бұрын
u fucking clicked on the video smh
You're so underrated you're so funny and have a nice personality
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that egnard. you're the type of person I made these videos for. Cheers!
@momcmahon397
6 жыл бұрын
egnard mcmuffin ikr
@1ksubsandillmakeaveidoagai139
6 жыл бұрын
egnard mcmuffin ikr
@sundrops4917
5 жыл бұрын
egnard mcnuffin ikr
@shanlawrence114
5 жыл бұрын
Like this if you hate school
This channel is basically how to skip school with a good reason I subscribed:)
@bero5698
5 жыл бұрын
This is so copied 😂
@julehax1179
5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@mya6892
5 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@aepluam1923
4 жыл бұрын
gamers only bruh I get 4 hmw from the day I missed school and hmw on the day I came
@cattermiles
4 жыл бұрын
that's why I'm doing this lol
Who is here because they don't wanna give a presentation tmr🙋♀️
@aizoocreations9988
4 жыл бұрын
Hey meeee
@aizoocreations9988
4 жыл бұрын
In Monday I give presentation 😪
@jimenaarcher4723
3 жыл бұрын
I have to record a presentation Rn and it’s last minute
@mightybasedzao3057
2 жыл бұрын
Bro y’all crazy lol
I needed this video as i wanted to convince my mother i was too sick for school.
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
just don't tell your mother about this video. lol
@lamismasaad3993
6 жыл бұрын
Same bruh
@braydenjones44
6 жыл бұрын
mello loves jelly
@AphoticGoblin
6 жыл бұрын
mello loves jelly IM GONNA MAKE MY VOICE NOTHING! Or I can just do my spooky voice
@Mariana-ir1oj
6 жыл бұрын
mello loves jelly yo that’s what I’m doing now
I’m doing this so I can’t do my presentation
@kittenminecrafttime9558
6 жыл бұрын
-CHEEVY - OMG sameeeee
@kirotorii3881
5 жыл бұрын
Same OMG😂
@purpleglasses4511
5 жыл бұрын
lmfao same
@ivet637
5 жыл бұрын
-CHEEVY - smart
@anaiyah117
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh samee
“The dehydration method” me: looks at my hydro flask
@lilianaramirez6478
4 жыл бұрын
Sunset Surfer skskkksk 😂
@sunsetsurfer3838
4 жыл бұрын
Liliana Ramirez SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKS
@blake.aes.6521
4 жыл бұрын
*n o*
@rugie6247
4 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha same!
@thatdumbass3258
4 жыл бұрын
sksksksksksksks and i oop-
Friend: yeah people with raspy voices are pretty cool Me: *slides Into YT*
@iluvnataliaaa
3 жыл бұрын
Ngl I did the same
@itzchc3942
3 жыл бұрын
pls same
@lul1082
2 жыл бұрын
my crush said this now look where I am 💀💀
@Jadeddoxy
2 жыл бұрын
please same 😭
Honestly I don't understand how you don't have more subscribers
I dont lose my voice No literally i cant i shouted all day at football game Ad i still have my voice Tried drying my throut STill have my voice Help
@uh8277
5 жыл бұрын
I was born to ship victuuri so is your voice just like: *no I’m staying here. Fight me* 😂
@madisonthegreat44
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@purpleglasses4511
5 жыл бұрын
how ab the vinegar one
@ohyikes825
5 жыл бұрын
Me too ahaha
@Zippy_Diffy216
5 жыл бұрын
I was born to ship victuuri scream to the top of your lungs and don’t stop
I’ve wanted to lose my voice for the LONGEST time
@LavenderFairy777
3 жыл бұрын
Did you ever lose it
1:32 I have a very strong voice, one I screamed into my pillow for about 2 hours not a single scratch in my voice
Bro, I need to do this in under 10 minutes. Not over night or throughout the day.. ;-;
@tealtube6688
4 жыл бұрын
I know this is extremely late, but try screaming in a pillow, or whispering along to your favorite songs
@grantwalter2243
3 жыл бұрын
@Roisin Morrissey yes
@astrospacez
2 жыл бұрын
It works just scream in your throat it works
0:40: Dehydrate yourself 1:05: Leave your mouth open 1:32: Yell, talk, scream 1:58: Consume dairy & acidic liquids (lemon, vinegar, milk) to increase phlegm in your throat.
@kimsunoo1263
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@TimingSmile
Жыл бұрын
thanks bro
Everyone wants to lose their voice to not talk to someone or something like that. But I honestly find the "raspy, faintly losing voice" hot. And I want it :)
How to loose ur voice Him:you can also scream Me:screams really loud into my pillow *mum walks in* Mum: Why did I have you *walks out* Me: laughs
@ayluxoron7778
3 жыл бұрын
Wow you got the whole squad laughing 😐
@nochanceskit
3 жыл бұрын
press x to doubt
@mariothemii
3 жыл бұрын
Wow comedy
I had a sore throt so I just thought... Why not waich this vid
@crazyhatfamily1975
6 жыл бұрын
HoneyBearSweetCakes oh my god same
@Ryantanker
5 жыл бұрын
HoneyBearSweetCakes same
@cassidyjosey5455
5 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@jimmyy1291
5 жыл бұрын
HoneyBearSweetCakes SAME!
@kirastin74
5 жыл бұрын
Throat^
1.23 I laughed so hard
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
lol. I glad I could bring a lol into your life:)
@imanintrovertleave7338
6 жыл бұрын
1:23
@robloxlielyt618
6 жыл бұрын
Gaby D Same
@2002wilton
6 жыл бұрын
Gaby D iu iu
@Colbartson
6 жыл бұрын
Gaby D 1:23
*Yay now i won't have to do my presentation in school ha TAKE THAT YALL TEACHERS*
@_.jasp._33
4 жыл бұрын
This should get more likes like literally 😂😁
Just try singing a Mariah Carey song , it's vocal suicide
@DRoze-mn4sg
5 жыл бұрын
e vil factz
@mxnt.chxcolate3895
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
This will be keeping me from a presentation I’ve been to messed up to do from having to actually present- very helpful-
Everyone here wants to skip school meanwhile i just hate my voice lol
watched this guy years ago and finally found his youtube. definitely trying no to miss anything
2:15 “don’t say i didn’t warn ya” omg and two years later that quote is in billie eilish’s song “all the good girls go to hell” 😳
Scream as loud as you can for 30 mins
@lilmanthefirst2707
6 жыл бұрын
How do you scream if your grandma can hear you and tells you to shut yp
@lilmanthefirst2707
5 жыл бұрын
@@hayleyreid5425 my grandma not deaf
@lilmanthefirst2707
5 жыл бұрын
@Jess N It never works it has to be where it projects my voice out loud
@lilmanthefirst2707
5 жыл бұрын
@Jess N It just never worked for me
@lilmanthefirst2707
5 жыл бұрын
@Jess N it's hard for me to lose my voice I only did it once from screaming while listening to music but almost got thrown to a boot camp
agree with you about most of this. Definitely about the water, open mouth, and giving your voice rest. And Dairy? Definitely a big problem for me. In fact, my choir teacher in high school back in the late 80s was warning us not to have Dairy 24 hours before a concert. I don't think I ever took the warnings seriously. I had all kinds of vocal problems at that time, and for years thereafter, with phlegm, hoarseness, and nasal congestion. Not until I started researching allergies and health a few years later was I reminded that Dairy is the most common allergen. As long as I avoid Dairy, my voice is much better. But if I take in Dairy, even just a milk chocolate bar or cheese on a cheeseburger, that will impact my voice for the next four to five days. Apple cider vinegar? First, it's probably best not to drink ACV straight. It's too acidic and May harm your teeth, for one thing. But you can dilute it and it's actually it's very helpful for many conditions, including candida yeast overgrowth and the accompanying toxicity which many people suffer, which can also impact our voices.
i lost my voice by screaming "YEAH MAN!!!" in an overexaggerated Dominic Harrison accent now i have mastered the accent
@sailorprincess1464
4 жыл бұрын
yungbluuud my husbaaaand 😭😭
@faesvillage4810
4 жыл бұрын
yungblud is babie
Y'all having presentations tomorrow, while i'm over here just not feeling like going to school-
@frosinajanevska8081
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I do have a presentation
@najwa_uwu
2 жыл бұрын
Saaaame!!
This made me laugh, you are awesome
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
glad I could make you lol B B. Thanks for the view!
your voice is honestly so calming I could fall asleep listening to you
I chugged the apple cider and I couldnt breath
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
yep, that'll do it. lol
@kys.deprime7849
6 жыл бұрын
Bitch I tried it I spit all of that out that shit tastes like ass “never had ass before” 😂😭
@avakinmagisty8901
6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@abirendall8
5 жыл бұрын
Nate Munoz 😂😂
@pavlovamv
5 жыл бұрын
damn
Absolutely love your videos. They always make me laugh😂 Keep it up!
@joelkawiraOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to here that :)
This guy is funny, He made me laugh XD!!!
I really want to loose my voice too, because my mom and the others In the house is moaning and complaining to me to stop talking, and since I’m watching this, I will. So they don’t complain. Another thing I want to say if you lost your voice, if someone is calling you, they might not think your nearby they also thing that your gone.
I was singing as loud as I could for a week 7 hours a day periodically(morning, evening, night) and it took a week for me to lose my voice
subbed, youre so funny im laughing so hard
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
thanks Iora! Keep the lol's going!
I love this guy. Most of his videos are acually usefull for me.
this is srsly the most helpful channel so far
Shall be titled how to stay away from school
Omg how are you so underrated ? You are super funny and cool! And btw thanks for saving me from that math homework I didnt do XD
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks SookieMookie! I'm glad I could rescue you from your math homework, but stay in schooL!
@thelinashow9611
6 жыл бұрын
Queries Of The Interweb Oh don't worry ill be ready for school tomorrow in a blink of an eye with all this time I have :3
@theyumyumcookie3274
6 жыл бұрын
For some reason it takes a long time to load the video
how to lose your voice me: get on a call with a friend and scream 24/7
Best advice coming from experience: 1. Sing regularly ( Adele, Hello ; the best song that could break your voice or try to reach hight notes of Ariana Grande) 2. Turn on the AC (if you have one ) 3. Try to whisper whenever you can Be careful with those tho cuz it can damage your vocal cords ;)
I didn’t know how much I needed this 😂 👌
I tried all four methods at the same time. Now need to visit a dark octopus so I can have my voice and go back to the prince
I wanna loose my voice for a week so that I no need to do the freaking three ted talks:D FML
You are a life saver I have an exam tomorrow and I am not prepared so god bless you and I am very happy you posted this video
you saved me from going to school and also the sick video 😃👍🏼
Me:starts coughing My dad:Are yOu CouGhing Or SomeThing???? Me:idk
All my friends casually lose their voice and I never did so I’m here 😭
I looked this up before except I used “nosebleed” and omg lol I found you again
Thankyou so much, I don’t feel like doing a presentation today
This channel should be called how to skip school
*looses voice due to dehydration* Teacher: go get some water Me: dang!
I love you so much! Thank you so much now I don't need to communicate with my teachers!
Why are you so underrated,this is the funniest channel ever😂😂I love it🤪
My rational brain cells: "I guess it doesn't hurt to try, it probably won't work anyway. Which one do you want to do?" My fear of social interaction: *YES*
@Demeza16
2 жыл бұрын
Same I have social anxiety and it's really strong :D
@konpietadeezbawlsinyomouth
Жыл бұрын
@@Demeza16 samee:(
All of ur vids are life hacks.. Ty subbed
@joelkawiraOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
I never thought of them as life hacks, but I guess they kind of are! Thanks for being a subscriber :)
*aggressively eats sweet tarts, drinks lemon juice and milk, before screaming the lyrics to Hamilton, before falling asleep with mouth open* mMMm
it’s funny how we all wanted to get sick to miss school, and now people are actually getting sick and schools have closed.
Why would you lose your voice....I already lost my voice but I need to get it back
@user-gl5dy2ms6c
6 жыл бұрын
Stasa Djuric i want to lose my voice so i can skip school
@issaslime6798
6 жыл бұрын
Stasa Djuric I wanna annoy tf out of my teacher
@xoashley8975
6 жыл бұрын
But still you're here.
@animaniacs538
6 жыл бұрын
Lps Heart Proudouctions like completely!?
@karoline9835
6 жыл бұрын
You sound sexy af
I was once screaming nonstop the whole day and my voice box did nit surrender
I watch your videos and I make many decisions not particularly bad if I say so myself!
I want to lost my voice because tomorrow i have chinese story telling in my class 😂😂😂
@Uloveeverglow
5 жыл бұрын
ARMY
@livefortheafternoon
5 жыл бұрын
Just act like you lost your voice because once you do it, that's it. You can't talk.
Me typing into Google: "How to hide a body"
I wanna get as sick as I can tomorrow cuz I have a unfinished presentation I'm doing with this girl due tomorrow but like-it's her fault we didn't finish she kept goofing off Wich caused me to get distracted so now ima throw her under the bus tomorrow by not coming to school 🥰
@AbrahamSalazar.
Жыл бұрын
W
@myballs2900
Жыл бұрын
What happened
@BaldDabii
Жыл бұрын
@@myballs2900 are teacher moved the time when the presentation is due so me an my partner are almost done and yes I got sick
@myballs2900
Жыл бұрын
@@BaldDabii YALL STILL HAVENT DONE IT
@BaldDabii
Жыл бұрын
@@myballs2900 NO WE DID START BUT WE NEEDED MORE TIME CUZ MY PARTNER WOULD GOOF OFF MAKING MY ADHD ASS MORE DISTRACTED
I love how there's so many video's on the internet with things you probably shouldn't do which we all will do anyway
When he says don’t drink.well I’m drinking well watching this vid
I do all of those things but 8 still haven’t lost my voice
Or, try this. Go on a scary rollercoaster.Scream as many as you can😉
I absolutely love this
"keep your mouth open... if you can do it without being noticed..." me: wearing a mask bcs covid
THE APPLE CIDER REALLY KILLED ME AND I DIDNT EVEN TAKE A SHOT OF IT- IT WAS A *TEASPOON*
@itgirl_kenn
4 жыл бұрын
Maxy stop being weird wait does it realy work
@ririchiyou
4 жыл бұрын
It does to an extent
I am already sick and my lymph nodes are very swollen but I haven't lost my voice yet and school is tomorrow
i died from laughter while watching HAHAHAAA just subscribed lmaooo
Lol this was so funny! I love your videos! And this is what I don’t do but thanks it’s funny 😂
I know it’s just a video but your personality is just amazing lol.
@mamafernando3699
5 жыл бұрын
OMG 🤯😍😁
anyone else have a presentation tomorrow and dont wanna do it
@frosinajanevska8081
3 жыл бұрын
Me
Actual useful KZread channel
Thanks you bro all ur video is so helpful i never expect someone did this kind of video :0000 thank you so much
POV: you are yelling into your bed cover
0:10-0:17 are the funniest here 😂
Thank God I've Found this video :)
“If you watch my videos, you probably make bad decisions” subscribed.
I remember screaming like hell one day and the next my voice was hella rough
U my friend got a new sub
@scarletquezada5899
6 жыл бұрын
Yea
He’s so underrated I love him 💓
I wanna lose my voice so i don't have to do irish 😂
I can't stop laughing😂😂
Bro i love your channel i skipped school cuz of you w guy ngl your so underrated
Opened my mouth in front of a fan and screamed into my pillow, I'm doing good
I have to present my BTS project infront of my class so ya I’m failing my exam
@cultofkirstein2310
5 жыл бұрын
help I can't chose a bias maybe Rapmonster bts project? Bruh where can I sign up to ur school