somewhere in a paralle universe: "this is how you squidanely kill a human"
@starke3120
10 ай бұрын
Haha underrated
@rip-rengoku
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@promethean7032
10 ай бұрын
Good one 😅
@yasminxx9329
10 ай бұрын
No cause somehow this video still feels wrong
@yourworstnightmare1332
10 ай бұрын
And then they go on to whip the human to death with all their arms.
@Lol-ul8tn10 ай бұрын
“Let me make myself clear” - 🦑
@nikhill5340
10 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Mr.__Sofi
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@mithunkrishna7206
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@MrRetroo_
10 ай бұрын
LMAO 💀💀💀
@hyperzurdiac2682
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@bfrog20106 күн бұрын
SpongeBob learning karate when he works directly with Squidward is making me question things now.
@BharatThatsIndia2 ай бұрын
"How did you die?" "Humanely and quickly" 😢
@goldvinity5989
Ай бұрын
That was humanely and quickly
@JaJamaker
Ай бұрын
Are you vegan?
@BharatThatsIndia
Ай бұрын
@@JaJamaker nope, but I'm a human
@Commandah_Schreudz
28 күн бұрын
@@BharatThatsIndiaok mrs sissy disney princess
@SequreContainProtect
27 күн бұрын
It's just sad to see how creatures die 😢😢
@Pandapls10 ай бұрын
her: “i only date white squids” squid: *do it bro*
@kylo0053
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@yeehaw8089
10 ай бұрын
great comment
@Ivory-yb3tf
10 ай бұрын
"her" is racist?
@kaiwong3930
10 ай бұрын
Haha u made my day with that comment
@shamanthjoshi9518
10 ай бұрын
Bro getting creative with the wildest stuff lol
@SaikoGame110 ай бұрын
squid: "I believe I made myself clear"
@Shamuto7
10 ай бұрын
Good pun 🤣🤣🤣
@QuanToComp
10 ай бұрын
@@Shamuto7 i dont get it. squidward?
@Pgia55
10 ай бұрын
Clear, as transparent@@QuanToComp
@MonkeyDLuffy-gx9gd
10 ай бұрын
underrated 😂
@chabelidelafuente4557
10 ай бұрын
Baha😂😂
@Enzokyu3 ай бұрын
Bro made the squid lose his n word pass
@talentlesscult8968
2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 💀
@chrisfalx3251
21 күн бұрын
I feel like there’s potential for a good MJ joke here
@Enzokyu
21 күн бұрын
@@chrisfalx3251 Bro did a Michael Jackson
@Ysumbruh0
15 күн бұрын
That’s why it died
@chrisfalx3251
8 күн бұрын
@@Ysumbruh0 slapped the black outa him
@BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII2 ай бұрын
Squidward became michael jackson
@Xmaster-bh8wb
2 ай бұрын
Bro…
@bruhtnt4258
24 күн бұрын
Not funny bro.
@thematrixhatesuttp101
22 күн бұрын
Ahahahaha....😐
@UScobrason
14 күн бұрын
Goted comment
@mootdoof1326
11 күн бұрын
@@UScobrason lern tu spel
@tako296310 ай бұрын
Imagine you’re on death row and the executioner just pulls out his iphone and starts recording a tutorial
@ricardocarros
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@johnalo2702
10 ай бұрын
id kms first
@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin
10 ай бұрын
Do you think that would be age restricted because to be a witness you have to be 21 but depending on how they do the deed from a kneck stretching to bye-bye juice it could be more or less gory 🤔
@stefthorman8548
10 ай бұрын
@@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin it obviously won't be uploaded to youtube, but it'll instead be recorded on dvd.
@sahilshrma15
10 ай бұрын
Idk those baghdadis do this, ‘member?
@ratio3d10 ай бұрын
"So how did you die?" "I got karate chopped on the internet"
@CasoDoBronx
10 ай бұрын
lmaooo
@princemafia5550
10 ай бұрын
“ and he didn’t even get it the first time!! Now i bet the comment section is making fun of me”
@medina4926
10 ай бұрын
@@princemafia5550did you not listen to the video ?
@abdulwaheed1586
10 ай бұрын
@princemafia5550 00
@Hello-_-4
10 ай бұрын
@@medina4926???
@Professor_ToothpasteАй бұрын
Imagine if you were born into this world only to be captured by aliens and film your demise.
@fuckiopussigetti453
23 күн бұрын
Funkytown.mp3
@Mffromthefuture
19 күн бұрын
They are invertebrates they don't feel pain when they die so it's still good for food
@imonitzz
17 күн бұрын
I fkin hate these comments. I'm not putting myself in an animal's "shoes".
@gandalfthegrey2777
5 күн бұрын
Become vegan then
@kinya7143
5 күн бұрын
@@Mffromthefuture we didn’t think fish felt pain until recently. You never know.
@ionlylikepreppyvibes26 күн бұрын
God:How did you die Squid:the kung fu master
@Swiftie4Life745
26 күн бұрын
Ik right
@billyblack371210 ай бұрын
"Oh sht, I'm disabled! Oh sht, I'm 💀" -Squid
@Anfieldknight
10 ай бұрын
This skull emoji became gen z icon dumb kids with no knowledge
@jesminhaque
10 ай бұрын
Wth 💀
@TheWorldMostCrispiestFry
10 ай бұрын
Bro is 💀
@-685-
10 ай бұрын
I'm 💀
@Selvynelpro
10 ай бұрын
Nah 💀
@simon_blackquill10 ай бұрын
Squid instantly changed to it's ghost sprite upon being killed.
@eugenetarus6873
10 ай бұрын
Nice one 😂
@kilianxxxx8543
10 ай бұрын
Squid Ward Type: Water Tera: Ghost
@StayInfiniteForLife
10 ай бұрын
I love Ghost Squid Sprite
@StayInfiniteForLife
10 ай бұрын
@@txstdmmy9774 delicious 😋
@snyun
10 ай бұрын
homestuck reference? /hj
@LolcanB2 ай бұрын
The fact that I had to wait only 7 seconds instead of 2 minutes to see the whole point of the video Edit: Y’all are ruthless 💀 Ima have to explain this comment since some of y’all can’t take a joke 💀, This comment was written (2 months ago at the time of this edit) in the perspective that a lot of youtubers drag on videos (which I don’t mind) and make them longer than they need to be because more watch time means more money for them, this video was straight to the point, something you almost never see, even on shorts, so I decided to point it out, make a joke out of it, why not? (In hindsight, probably should have made that more obvious when writing this comment)
@LobsterDado
Ай бұрын
nice pfp
@dapro2524
Ай бұрын
tiktok brain
@damntravis6056
25 күн бұрын
You are not okay seek help
@TheJerbol
24 күн бұрын
@@dapro2524nah videos where they never get to the point should be shamed
@user-ge5pg9wi1z
22 күн бұрын
It used to 15-20 minutes, and I hated those long ass vids
@terrytyrannosaurus73543 ай бұрын
That colour swap from Red to White is a clear sign that it's soul left it's body.
@memehivefive9852
3 ай бұрын
So you've never heard of quartzification?
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
3 ай бұрын
@@memehivefive9852 Apparently, no.
@memehivefive9852
3 ай бұрын
@@terrytyrannosaurus7354 I'm just gonna quote someone else in the comments because they will probably explain it better than me. Credits to Undistortedlove "Squids turn white when they die because of a process called "quartzification". When a squid is killed, the muscles that control the pigment-containing cells called chromatophores relax, causing the cells to shrink and the squid to turn translucent." Chromatophores are also the cells that allow squids to change color, which is why a squid just turns plain white when the chromatophores stop working.
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
3 ай бұрын
@@memehivefive9852 Welp, so.......my comment was close enough. Also, that was meant to be a joke.
@memehivefive9852
3 ай бұрын
@@terrytyrannosaurus7354 Have you ever heard of the fitness gram pacer test?
@lampario286210 ай бұрын
Ah yes, my monthly "how to karate chop a squid" algorithm recommendation
@ValTheVillain
10 ай бұрын
you love to see it
@GhostKnight22
10 ай бұрын
And they still can't kill it in one go. I've only seen one guy do it
@theparadoxisbored6622
10 ай бұрын
same here this is starting to freak me out, people draining color out of mfers now lmao.
@Kn1ghtRage
10 ай бұрын
It do be like that tho
@ghostgamer260
10 ай бұрын
You Too to huh 😂
@auroraave10 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, i am now taking clarinet lessons from a squid.
Bro its a good technique but I feel so bad for the squid 😭😭😭
@Cosm1c993 ай бұрын
How to humanely kill squids? Proceeds to demonstrate ancient shaolin methods of instant death on a squid only to change its colour.
@terson4410 ай бұрын
KZread: He'll watch anything at this point.
@ricktheruler1665
10 ай бұрын
Ay yo 😂 for reals huh dam were in the matrix
@Mythical4227
10 ай бұрын
Same. I’ll never need this information.
@tnbrabbit
10 ай бұрын
One of my favorite comments in all of social media history
@thedarkroom6416
10 ай бұрын
@@tnbrabbitlol
@JustAfruit
10 ай бұрын
I mean yeahhh true
@flaminggaming14310 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: its now chasing me with a clarinet
@ricardocarros
10 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this
@regularguy5467
10 ай бұрын
Don’t worry I have the perfect piece of paper
@okio-zt6vk
10 ай бұрын
@@ricardocarrossame I'm dead asf
@colleendelaney6955
10 ай бұрын
Grab the clarinet and play B flat 3 times quickly. This should kill it instantly. Be prepared though, because if it doesn’t work, they start chasing with an oboe!
@shaneb374
10 ай бұрын
😂
@Gun_gorilla3 ай бұрын
Respect for this guy not making the squid suffer
@dxvzdoff
10 күн бұрын
Funny how you’re wrong
@malice5863
9 күн бұрын
@@dxvzdoff Even though it wasnt instant, the first hit paralyzed those nerves on the body, so it didnt feel a thing.
@dxvzdoff
8 күн бұрын
@@malice5863 You can see it extend it's tenticles as if it's screaming in pain, you've just pulled that out of your arse, much of the nerves are still intact and can most definetly feel it, with your logic I can put my arm in a guillotine and not feel anything.
@user-ub1ue8oc5e8 күн бұрын
Bro instantly became Michael Jackson💀
@mynameisntpatrick147610 ай бұрын
"This is how you quickly and humanely kill a squid" 🦑: "Sorry, what?"
@Vvaliaa
10 ай бұрын
Underrated 😭
@Goddid06
10 ай бұрын
Think it's an alien 🦑👽
@palashchalke6656
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Haseeb2010
10 ай бұрын
😢
@gracie_sutton
10 ай бұрын
Creepy
@MrBoB-li3rb10 ай бұрын
Squidward will be missed, he tried to enjoy his day off.
@MFGhostly
10 ай бұрын
Don't worry guys, Squiward is actually an octopus
@The_regretting_bug
10 ай бұрын
@@MFGhostlywait why the hell would they call him *squid* ward if hes a octopus 😭
@MFGhostly
10 ай бұрын
@@The_regretting_bug idk
@Bingus_357
10 ай бұрын
@@The_regretting_bugcuz they couldn’t think of a good name
@The_regretting_bug
10 ай бұрын
Fair enough
@Huskies_kit6 күн бұрын
You in next life: 🦑 The squid: 🚶♂️🚶♀️😜👍
@ForgingThoughtАй бұрын
Next squid watching from bucket: "If humane means allowing my mind to remain intact while watching my body being paralyzed I choose torture."
@Welsh-Trials-Enduro10 ай бұрын
Bro went from water type to ghost type real quick
@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer
10 ай бұрын
*Wild Pokemon Battle intensifies*
@punmaster227
10 ай бұрын
😂
@alejandromora4086
10 ай бұрын
Thus, a regional form of Jellicent was born
@hiimesu
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 this has to be the best comment so far
@psyfozim
10 ай бұрын
Lmao good one
@tanumafilicalebmalietoa906410 ай бұрын
Cthulhu been real quiet since this dropped
@abskhairoun
10 ай бұрын
Sorry what's that?
@_t.h.o.mas_yt
10 ай бұрын
@@abskhairoun it's a lovecraftian Elder God (if i said that correctly)
@brendanbush2174
10 ай бұрын
Maybe it makes sense that those fishermen killed him with a boat now
@abskhairoun
10 ай бұрын
@@_t.h.o.mas_yt makes sense Thanks man
@ShourjoTS
10 ай бұрын
Cthulhu will karate chop the entire universe 💀
@cassettebox773 ай бұрын
The squid really deniggafy himself
@Mythical_idiot3 ай бұрын
Hey uhh something is wrong with my black friend, he didn't turn white and hes now having a seizure
@Kat-32710 ай бұрын
Squidward ain't messing with sandy no more☠️
@64staklol
10 ай бұрын
LOL UNDERRATED, AHAHAHHAHAHA
@nikitakirstenbernardmoe4590
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@walangchahangyelingden8252
10 ай бұрын
🫲🏻
@CarlileCoasters
10 ай бұрын
💀
@user-jx9tg7xl2y
10 ай бұрын
Nah he ain't fucking with SpongeBob either 😅
@Driipy10 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, i spawned a kraken
@Onigiri2211
10 ай бұрын
Nice
@gabriel_8371
10 ай бұрын
When the comment is better than the actual video
@corryjamieson3909
10 ай бұрын
We killing the moonlord tonight!!!🗣🗣💥💥🌕🌕
@gageferrill110
10 ай бұрын
Just chop it and summon Cthulhu, easy instructions
@smart99five74
10 ай бұрын
U must,or at least have magicians circle 7 or high to defeat that kraken .
@msnepthys12 күн бұрын
"OHHOHHH MY BACK!" -Squidward.
@AbzolutegamingfcАй бұрын
Squid: "So, I've made myself clear"
@noggie30419 ай бұрын
Squidward gonna shit his pants when he see spongebob with them karate gloves
@rickwilliamson7396
9 ай бұрын
Squidward is actually a octopus. They just couldn't come up with a name that sounded good, so they used squidward
@mentallyun.stable
9 ай бұрын
@@rickwilliamson7396 octavius
@Vindido
9 ай бұрын
@@mentallyun.stablelolll😂
@kadepilkenton2408
9 ай бұрын
Squidward doesn't wear pants
@VulpesAllium
9 ай бұрын
squidward doesnt even have pants
@mynameisusersomething10 ай бұрын
the squid: “I believe i made myself clear.”
@caidema
10 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂
@blueiron_yt
10 ай бұрын
Underrated joke
@panwolfy
10 ай бұрын
bro said "let me be clear"
@user-os9tx3vr4y
10 ай бұрын
That was smooth🥶🔥
@stevenshaw9804
10 ай бұрын
He was definitely the clear winner.
@Jack_Marston05Ай бұрын
Squid said "let me make myself clear"
@zekeggy10 ай бұрын
does karate once and turns someone into michael jackson
@dylancarter2534
10 ай бұрын
Na that's crazy
@virgondust5562
10 ай бұрын
Damn you did my boi squidward dirty
@PrimalsTrucking
10 ай бұрын
Hehee
@roehanfernandez9869
10 ай бұрын
@@PrimalsTrucking1 min ago hee hee
@Man_with_cool
10 ай бұрын
W comment
@CaptainTeach110 ай бұрын
He's in Squid Heaven now
@marlonstolarczuk9014
10 ай бұрын
Hes with squidward
@bigboi5468
10 ай бұрын
Or hell
@hailey.the.menace
10 ай бұрын
Thanks 😭
@Charact8r
10 ай бұрын
Squiven*
@MaggiaufEx
10 ай бұрын
I also want to be in squirt heaven
@nomyleuser3 ай бұрын
12,000 years later.. Squid: this is how you splatanely a human
@kshaeta3 ай бұрын
Finally, I've been wondering how to do this for so long!
@brandonschultz2119 ай бұрын
Some famous Chiropractor: “did you feel that?” Squid:
@ayomideolusegun3024
9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mocabe01
9 ай бұрын
Sir ... sir ? .. SIR !!!
@antdjones05
9 ай бұрын
Crying😂
@cutebutpsycho5704
9 ай бұрын
You are a legend for this comment
@chrisss.47
9 ай бұрын
@@mocabe01it’s fine if you don’t answer me sir , you mad tasty
@ianh75256 ай бұрын
No wonder Squidward keeps his distance from Sandy.
@thecraxshack3323
6 ай бұрын
Wait….
@Jay-xo6ck
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@handsomesquidguytenteclest9496
5 ай бұрын
He’s a fricking octopus
@bruhda7469
5 ай бұрын
@@handsomesquidguytenteclest9496SQUIDward
@Aymenalyf
5 ай бұрын
Or from spongebob😂
@user-mj2xg5gt4u2 ай бұрын
I love how we feel bad about being able to prey on essentially any animal we choose
@Kyle_116
2 ай бұрын
And the bad feeling only happens when they see where the food came from
@Violet-hj2fn
2 ай бұрын
Because humans are sympathetic
@ironicalza3 ай бұрын
Cant wait to use this in splatoon
@themosaicshow
2 ай бұрын
NOOOOO
@luvspiders1818
2 ай бұрын
two-shot technique (no fake, not clickbait)
@CharlieG1439 ай бұрын
It actually changes colour to let you know it's dead. What a thoughtful little creature.
@Disgusting_Egg
9 ай бұрын
God can be a gigga chad sometimes
@GeneralZ43
9 ай бұрын
@@Disgusting_EggAll the time
@jamesjackson5581
9 ай бұрын
I mean humans do too it just takes a little linger
@AYYJAYYx3
9 ай бұрын
lmao
@miragegivenchy7214
9 ай бұрын
you know what😮😂
@rudra_uthsa9 ай бұрын
Bro deleted his Browsing History before dying
@Based4Life
9 ай бұрын
“Squiditties compilation 1 hour” -🦑
@kalilong6729
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ZenoFlamesEcho
9 ай бұрын
@@Based4LifeLMAO
@marshapple
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😅😅
@majolatnajitlog7571
9 ай бұрын
💀
@Alexel63632 ай бұрын
NOT MY INKLINGS😭
@luvspiders1818
2 ай бұрын
bro got splatted
@aadaminecrafter2 ай бұрын
Squid just deniggifyed itself 🗿
@kyy.makenziee9 ай бұрын
bro went from a coca cola to a sprite in 5 seconds
@EDubbz17
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kriztoppa
9 ай бұрын
From Dr Pepper to 7up
@lorena33614
9 ай бұрын
From Pepsi to Starry 😎
@krist5860
9 ай бұрын
😭💀
@user-wo7rx2lb8s
9 ай бұрын
Underrated
@riotdagoat978410 ай бұрын
This makes the fact spongebob knows karate so much more funnier, He could really just end squidwards life but chooses not to
@fuqueue7242
10 ай бұрын
Gonna be that guy but squidward is actually an octopus. The creators thought octoward didn't sound as appealing.
@anglewillams1009
9 ай бұрын
@@fuqueue7242yeah they have squids in spongebob and they do not look like squidward lol
@anglewillams1009
9 ай бұрын
@@fuqueue7242well nvm cause there are also octopi that don’t look like squidward
@AppleShineWC
9 ай бұрын
@@fuqueue7242 Ugh, you stole my fun fact 😒
@user-xd7kv7tw8m
9 ай бұрын
The same sound effect should be used when SpongeBob chops Squidward see his body shake and flail around 😅😅
@Peter-cx5ej16 күн бұрын
Spongebob gonna be wilding💀
@strawberry_on_neptune1378
14 күн бұрын
We know he's in love with squidward😂
@surlo693 ай бұрын
The squid wanted to die as a free man
@alvybar299010 ай бұрын
Instructions not clear, but the squid sure is.
@gibhuggiesnow1361
10 ай бұрын
💀💀This one is a good one too lmao
@rosalinarainswarth559
10 ай бұрын
Underrated
@samanflowmaster
10 ай бұрын
Noice
@andreiperpelea26
10 ай бұрын
😂
@defnotziel
10 ай бұрын
Badumtsss
@gojiking169510 ай бұрын
"Sir this is a pet store!"
@DogTBH
10 ай бұрын
Fcking howling bro😂😂😂 This comment wins for me😂😂😂
@WandaSlamsUrFav
10 ай бұрын
😭
@abhilashpatel6852
10 ай бұрын
:xD
@TheSigmaMoggerOne
10 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@druxfy8785
10 ай бұрын
IM FUCKING CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ghekkoooobbwayver3818Ай бұрын
"I don't feel so good mister shark..."
@SadashivaS.N3 ай бұрын
Bro switched teams💀
@happymystic10 ай бұрын
Squidward has been real quite after this video dropped.
@TheRealCoolElho
10 ай бұрын
I 'tride' not to correct your grammar, but it's stronger than me.
@AverageCatz
10 ай бұрын
How do people not know how to spell something like quiet
@hasisarkar6032
10 ай бұрын
Squidward is an octopus
@WYL_1
10 ай бұрын
@@hasisarkar6032💀
@zCloud_9
10 ай бұрын
@@hasisarkar6032SQUIDward
@user-iz7og4og9y4 ай бұрын
Chiropractors when your card declines:
@TheOnlyTaps
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@rahsa8317
4 ай бұрын
Oh sugars 😂😂😂😂
@Sushie26
4 ай бұрын
dude its already 1 am and I can't stop laughing 😂
@ninjaslayer9248
4 ай бұрын
@@Sushie26damn, when did you start laughing? 12am?
@Sushie26
4 ай бұрын
@@ninjaslayer9248 Guess?
@kaneidareyue771529 күн бұрын
At first I think its quite sad but I just remembered how tasty Calamari is.
@BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII2 ай бұрын
Squidward lost the n word pass 💀💀💀
@refilwemokoene29229 ай бұрын
Australians be doing Australian things in the most Australian way possible.
@celestialknight2339
9 ай бұрын
Not true, there wasn’t a 4-foot snake-eating spider wrestling the squid 💀
@Pendz2Society
9 ай бұрын
Like Push Backs
@goldengooseedits4386
9 ай бұрын
@@celestialknight23394 foot’s a bit small, mate😂 also we don’t measure in feet here😬
@NeonDeion109
9 ай бұрын
@@goldengooseedits4386a 1.3m spider is small?
@BulAGOAT
8 ай бұрын
in his example and by his own definition he did it wrong.. poor squid. lmao
@sultanofakind10 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: the squid's soul got purified and is now teaching me nirvana
@andrei-danieldinu2890
10 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear. Now i can sing "Teen Spirit"
@iinsomniick
10 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, im now able to fully play “heart-shaped box” on guitar
@user-km5qx2qw4v
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@mrsevelync6900
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@damianvoglarus
10 ай бұрын
Stay away from these nameless teen spirited breeds
@natisodum2 ай бұрын
Bro really said: Let me be clear
@JamesWorld589 күн бұрын
Feeling it now Squidward
@DoggoMcDeez10 ай бұрын
He was real transparent about that whole situation
@BryceHansensCar
10 ай бұрын
nahhh 😭
@egedanr7608
10 ай бұрын
Great joke man 😂
@iancarlin5714
10 ай бұрын
Clearly.
@DetroitedSkyArts
10 ай бұрын
Trans parent
@Jiminscookie
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂omg
@chrisjuliano39648 ай бұрын
"That was instant." That's what happens when you don't have a skull.
@YusufSuleiman-kk6fu
8 ай бұрын
😒😒😒
@cortneyeverett6927
7 ай бұрын
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸 The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude. Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob. Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.” 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth
@OneJookPlease
7 ай бұрын
To be fair it doesn’t really need one down in the ocean
@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
7 ай бұрын
Common invertebrate L.
@TACOCAT_67
7 ай бұрын
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoonliterally was gonna say that lol
@JF9978 күн бұрын
Squid: I came for the massage... Also squid: let me tell you something!! Let me tell you something!!!
@TundraZ3r03 ай бұрын
I *PERSONALLY* feel bad for the swuid
@WilczekSzef
Ай бұрын
Same
@johnpatrickgonzales65989 ай бұрын
Now you know why Squidward is afraid with Sandy
@triancraftrules
8 ай бұрын
NAH 😂
@bobtheball5384
8 ай бұрын
He's an octopus
@RickSanchez-qb6kb
8 ай бұрын
@@bobtheball5384his name is SQUIDward
@RaizarYT
8 ай бұрын
@@RickSanchez-qb6kbyeah we know, that doesn't mean anything though, because he is an octopus, it's a fact from the creators themselves
@RickSanchez-qb6kb
8 ай бұрын
@@RaizarYT I can't really argue with that
@Zestycow692 ай бұрын
That looks fun for no reason but I would never kill a squid 🦑
@holycrap83674 күн бұрын
Instruction unclear, squid chasing me now
@derlebkuchen556910 ай бұрын
This is Bob. He's quite a sweet fellow really. Moments later, Bob is dismembered by the restaurant staff.
@-Oli-
10 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@gamingdragon5566
10 ай бұрын
Lol sorry for youre loss good squid w squid l person
@ridkwngridken3863
10 ай бұрын
So, tasty
@amdacool1
10 ай бұрын
Top Gear 🔥🔥🔥
@AKiwi
10 ай бұрын
our man in 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Caseoso10 ай бұрын
Haven’t seen squidward in a minute 💀💀💀
@itypsyx8397
10 ай бұрын
😂
@TYRANNO_INFINITY
10 ай бұрын
Fr bro I need to arrest him for wearing fake jays
@xhotica.
10 ай бұрын
Squidward is an octopus 😭
@thejaded
10 ай бұрын
Think I just ate his third cousin tbh..
@CraazyJoey
10 ай бұрын
@@xhotica.Sorry but like 😲🤓👆
@fer.j56553 ай бұрын
So that's why Spongebob studies karate: 💀
@wini156
3 ай бұрын
To Kill Skalm.. 😢😢
@Realbmell27 күн бұрын
Forget black eye, you gave it green eye😂
@dribbit074810 ай бұрын
“I believe ive made myself clear”-the squid probably
@livenotonevil8279
10 ай бұрын
Well, technically, it didn't make itSELF clear.
@dribbit0748
10 ай бұрын
@@livenotonevil8279 YOURE RIGHT
@nanarocxie
10 ай бұрын
😂
@josephkeres4604
10 ай бұрын
Squid: “Look bud, I know we all value transparency, but I’m not one of those who do”.
@BrianNatonski-wt3mv
10 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@MAS4JI9 ай бұрын
*If I'm ever attacked by a squid in a dark alley . . .*
@umutonijennifer4782
9 ай бұрын
God dats mean 😂😂😂😂
@larico2700
9 ай бұрын
i literally cried 😂😂😂😂
@motivateme5689
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂but you also
@Magical_Trash
9 ай бұрын
The HOOT I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@taterds7858
9 ай бұрын
The chances of getting attacked by a squid in a dark and empty alleyway are low, but never zero
@IMMA_DUNK_YO_HOUSE6 күн бұрын
"Harold:JERRY NOO!!!! Jerry:Tell my mom i love her!"💀
@phoenixarizona4724 күн бұрын
There was a huge debate about what Squidward is. He is an octopus with 6 legs
@user-ws7fy1ni4d10 ай бұрын
*”Squidward left the chat crying”*
@eonix0
10 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOO 😐
@Yuri-draws
10 ай бұрын
NOOOOO SQUIDWARD DONT CRY SPONGEBOB WILL ANNOY YOU UNTIL HE FINDS OUT WHY😰😰
@edmainello3412
10 ай бұрын
Squid wars left the chat dead
@voltekthecyborg7898
10 ай бұрын
He's an Octopus. Stephen Hillenburg even said so
@victoracosta4796
10 ай бұрын
He’s an octopus.
@harshvardhanamle16419 ай бұрын
I was that squid , and he was the best chiropractor I have ever met .
@alphamineron
9 ай бұрын
Make ya ascend to a higher plane
@hodensack-st5jj
9 ай бұрын
Letting 999 become 1k Such power
@instantsleepmusics-relaxan9482
9 ай бұрын
1000❤
@harshvardhanamle1641
9 ай бұрын
@@hodensack-st5jj thanks buddy 😂
@i_took_the_wok_to_poland
9 ай бұрын
Bro got reincarnated as a human ☠️
@kinoxo40042 күн бұрын
Squid : "let me be clear"
@mateocortanage10 ай бұрын
That's why spongebob learned Karate, homie wants it back in blood
@goateditz321
10 ай бұрын
underrated comment 🤣
@maxdavies4524
10 ай бұрын
Holy shit
@Baswana
10 ай бұрын
But he loves squidward 😢 😂
@patriousthefallenknight3185
10 ай бұрын
Remember the time SpongeBob karate chopped Squidward in the head?
@Luciie_Joshuni
10 ай бұрын
THIS MF GOT THEM FAKE J’S
@omgitsruukasu9 ай бұрын
bro turned into michael jackson
@falfighter
9 ай бұрын
bruh
@DarkLibrary85
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Fractured_Dawn
9 ай бұрын
damn 💀
@fayzmoon6755
9 ай бұрын
You mean bro just change his race💀
@rblurryface8051
9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@dineshfernando8983 ай бұрын
SpongeBob: Hey where’s Squidward? Squidward: 💀
@garchauro3 ай бұрын
This saddens me to no end... 😢
@sparrowanon
3 ай бұрын
God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth” [Gen 1:26-28]
@schizophrenia1
2 ай бұрын
Bruh moment
@doirlyneedauser15010 ай бұрын
KZread: He'll watch anything now
@user-nf4tt3yj3y
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 fr
@leecarrington1932
10 ай бұрын
Damn Short form content.
@SHANII_EDITZ
10 ай бұрын
2 replys lol
@BiggieCheese502
10 ай бұрын
Few days ago, YT recommended a tutorial on how to drive an excavator
@B3rZerker13
10 ай бұрын
@@BiggieCheese502same😂
@IbrahimAhmed-ri9pt10 ай бұрын
Instrunctions unclear: squid is a shaolin monk
@Kurocents
10 ай бұрын
💀
@doremysheep7864
10 ай бұрын
🗿
@87ladylala
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 wow
@BeastofMyself
10 ай бұрын
Whelp then you are the lunch now instead 😂😂😂😂
@414MrMilwaukee2 ай бұрын
After the video, he comes back to life and jumped in the water
@Giddey163 ай бұрын
Just wondering if this would work on a 6ft squid with only 2 arms and 2 legs?
@iancatolico179510 ай бұрын
Imagine your executor just states the way he would kill you very calmly
@ghunaboawomi8615
10 ай бұрын
Bro his nails
@Kalel_The_Protogen
10 ай бұрын
@@ghunaboawomi8615what about them?
@ghunaboawomi8615
10 ай бұрын
@@Kalel_The_Protogen looks sus bruv i think he bit his nails
Пікірлер: 32 000
somewhere in a paralle universe: "this is how you squidanely kill a human"
@starke3120
10 ай бұрын
Haha underrated
@rip-rengoku
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@promethean7032
10 ай бұрын
Good one 😅
@yasminxx9329
10 ай бұрын
No cause somehow this video still feels wrong
@yourworstnightmare1332
10 ай бұрын
And then they go on to whip the human to death with all their arms.
“Let me make myself clear” - 🦑
@nikhill5340
10 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Mr.__Sofi
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@mithunkrishna7206
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@MrRetroo_
10 ай бұрын
LMAO 💀💀💀
@hyperzurdiac2682
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
SpongeBob learning karate when he works directly with Squidward is making me question things now.
"How did you die?" "Humanely and quickly" 😢
@goldvinity5989
Ай бұрын
That was humanely and quickly
@JaJamaker
Ай бұрын
Are you vegan?
@BharatThatsIndia
Ай бұрын
@@JaJamaker nope, but I'm a human
@Commandah_Schreudz
28 күн бұрын
@@BharatThatsIndiaok mrs sissy disney princess
@SequreContainProtect
27 күн бұрын
It's just sad to see how creatures die 😢😢
her: “i only date white squids” squid: *do it bro*
@kylo0053
10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@yeehaw8089
10 ай бұрын
great comment
@Ivory-yb3tf
10 ай бұрын
"her" is racist?
@kaiwong3930
10 ай бұрын
Haha u made my day with that comment
@shamanthjoshi9518
10 ай бұрын
Bro getting creative with the wildest stuff lol
squid: "I believe I made myself clear"
@Shamuto7
10 ай бұрын
Good pun 🤣🤣🤣
@QuanToComp
10 ай бұрын
@@Shamuto7 i dont get it. squidward?
@Pgia55
10 ай бұрын
Clear, as transparent@@QuanToComp
@MonkeyDLuffy-gx9gd
10 ай бұрын
underrated 😂
@chabelidelafuente4557
10 ай бұрын
Baha😂😂
Bro made the squid lose his n word pass
@talentlesscult8968
2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 💀
@chrisfalx3251
21 күн бұрын
I feel like there’s potential for a good MJ joke here
@Enzokyu
21 күн бұрын
@@chrisfalx3251 Bro did a Michael Jackson
@Ysumbruh0
15 күн бұрын
That’s why it died
@chrisfalx3251
8 күн бұрын
@@Ysumbruh0 slapped the black outa him
Squidward became michael jackson
@Xmaster-bh8wb
2 ай бұрын
Bro…
@bruhtnt4258
24 күн бұрын
Not funny bro.
@thematrixhatesuttp101
22 күн бұрын
Ahahahaha....😐
@UScobrason
14 күн бұрын
Goted comment
@mootdoof1326
11 күн бұрын
@@UScobrason lern tu spel
Imagine you’re on death row and the executioner just pulls out his iphone and starts recording a tutorial
@ricardocarros
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@johnalo2702
10 ай бұрын
id kms first
@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin
10 ай бұрын
Do you think that would be age restricted because to be a witness you have to be 21 but depending on how they do the deed from a kneck stretching to bye-bye juice it could be more or less gory 🤔
@stefthorman8548
10 ай бұрын
@@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin it obviously won't be uploaded to youtube, but it'll instead be recorded on dvd.
@sahilshrma15
10 ай бұрын
Idk those baghdadis do this, ‘member?
"So how did you die?" "I got karate chopped on the internet"
@CasoDoBronx
10 ай бұрын
lmaooo
@princemafia5550
10 ай бұрын
“ and he didn’t even get it the first time!! Now i bet the comment section is making fun of me”
@medina4926
10 ай бұрын
@@princemafia5550did you not listen to the video ?
@abdulwaheed1586
10 ай бұрын
@princemafia5550 00
@Hello-_-4
10 ай бұрын
@@medina4926???
Imagine if you were born into this world only to be captured by aliens and film your demise.
@fuckiopussigetti453
23 күн бұрын
Funkytown.mp3
@Mffromthefuture
19 күн бұрын
They are invertebrates they don't feel pain when they die so it's still good for food
@imonitzz
17 күн бұрын
I fkin hate these comments. I'm not putting myself in an animal's "shoes".
@gandalfthegrey2777
5 күн бұрын
Become vegan then
@kinya7143
5 күн бұрын
@@Mffromthefuture we didn’t think fish felt pain until recently. You never know.
God:How did you die Squid:the kung fu master
@Swiftie4Life745
26 күн бұрын
Ik right
"Oh sht, I'm disabled! Oh sht, I'm 💀" -Squid
@Anfieldknight
10 ай бұрын
This skull emoji became gen z icon dumb kids with no knowledge
@jesminhaque
10 ай бұрын
Wth 💀
@TheWorldMostCrispiestFry
10 ай бұрын
Bro is 💀
@-685-
10 ай бұрын
I'm 💀
@Selvynelpro
10 ай бұрын
Nah 💀
Squid instantly changed to it's ghost sprite upon being killed.
@eugenetarus6873
10 ай бұрын
Nice one 😂
@kilianxxxx8543
10 ай бұрын
Squid Ward Type: Water Tera: Ghost
@StayInfiniteForLife
10 ай бұрын
I love Ghost Squid Sprite
@StayInfiniteForLife
10 ай бұрын
@@txstdmmy9774 delicious 😋
@snyun
10 ай бұрын
homestuck reference? /hj
The fact that I had to wait only 7 seconds instead of 2 minutes to see the whole point of the video Edit: Y’all are ruthless 💀 Ima have to explain this comment since some of y’all can’t take a joke 💀, This comment was written (2 months ago at the time of this edit) in the perspective that a lot of youtubers drag on videos (which I don’t mind) and make them longer than they need to be because more watch time means more money for them, this video was straight to the point, something you almost never see, even on shorts, so I decided to point it out, make a joke out of it, why not? (In hindsight, probably should have made that more obvious when writing this comment)
@LobsterDado
Ай бұрын
nice pfp
@dapro2524
Ай бұрын
tiktok brain
@damntravis6056
25 күн бұрын
You are not okay seek help
@TheJerbol
24 күн бұрын
@@dapro2524nah videos where they never get to the point should be shamed
@user-ge5pg9wi1z
22 күн бұрын
It used to 15-20 minutes, and I hated those long ass vids
That colour swap from Red to White is a clear sign that it's soul left it's body.
@memehivefive9852
3 ай бұрын
So you've never heard of quartzification?
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
3 ай бұрын
@@memehivefive9852 Apparently, no.
@memehivefive9852
3 ай бұрын
@@terrytyrannosaurus7354 I'm just gonna quote someone else in the comments because they will probably explain it better than me. Credits to Undistortedlove "Squids turn white when they die because of a process called "quartzification". When a squid is killed, the muscles that control the pigment-containing cells called chromatophores relax, causing the cells to shrink and the squid to turn translucent." Chromatophores are also the cells that allow squids to change color, which is why a squid just turns plain white when the chromatophores stop working.
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
3 ай бұрын
@@memehivefive9852 Welp, so.......my comment was close enough. Also, that was meant to be a joke.
@memehivefive9852
3 ай бұрын
@@terrytyrannosaurus7354 Have you ever heard of the fitness gram pacer test?
Ah yes, my monthly "how to karate chop a squid" algorithm recommendation
@ValTheVillain
10 ай бұрын
you love to see it
@GhostKnight22
10 ай бұрын
And they still can't kill it in one go. I've only seen one guy do it
@theparadoxisbored6622
10 ай бұрын
same here this is starting to freak me out, people draining color out of mfers now lmao.
@Kn1ghtRage
10 ай бұрын
It do be like that tho
@ghostgamer260
10 ай бұрын
You Too to huh 😂
instructions unclear, i am now taking clarinet lessons from a squid.
@Magnapinna4096
10 ай бұрын
i think the instruction is clear
@kadariuscoston386
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@magnificent_fandom_shipper
10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@VGODP
10 ай бұрын
i saw his soul leaving His body
@i-ate-bread
10 ай бұрын
Solitude in e minor
Salmonids: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@kristinegraham5302
10 күн бұрын
SPLATOON
Bro just changed his race 💀💀
Best example of "His soul left the body".
@katdoestuffYT
10 ай бұрын
😭💀 so true though
@raysash9107
10 ай бұрын
💀💀
@user-ck2fu7rr7e
10 ай бұрын
Fr 😂😔
@Minos_prime_judgment
10 ай бұрын
Fr fr
@SpicySulfur
10 ай бұрын
No he just pulled a micheal jackson
SpongeBob: *takes notes for next karate session*
@MoonlightStatic
10 ай бұрын
Squidward's gonna die
@GeobotVersion2
10 ай бұрын
nah, dont wory, squidward is an octopus
@PotatoChips8640
10 ай бұрын
@@GeobotVersion2squidward, “squid”ward😢, Octopusward🗿
@communisthitler666
10 ай бұрын
@@PotatoChips8640its just his name
@DizzyOliverYT
10 ай бұрын
@@communisthitler666🤓
Bro its a good technique but I feel so bad for the squid 😭😭😭
How to humanely kill squids? Proceeds to demonstrate ancient shaolin methods of instant death on a squid only to change its colour.
KZread: He'll watch anything at this point.
@ricktheruler1665
10 ай бұрын
Ay yo 😂 for reals huh dam were in the matrix
@Mythical4227
10 ай бұрын
Same. I’ll never need this information.
@tnbrabbit
10 ай бұрын
One of my favorite comments in all of social media history
@thedarkroom6416
10 ай бұрын
@@tnbrabbitlol
@JustAfruit
10 ай бұрын
I mean yeahhh true
Instructions unclear: its now chasing me with a clarinet
@ricardocarros
10 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this
@regularguy5467
10 ай бұрын
Don’t worry I have the perfect piece of paper
@okio-zt6vk
10 ай бұрын
@@ricardocarrossame I'm dead asf
@colleendelaney6955
10 ай бұрын
Grab the clarinet and play B flat 3 times quickly. This should kill it instantly. Be prepared though, because if it doesn’t work, they start chasing with an oboe!
@shaneb374
10 ай бұрын
😂
Respect for this guy not making the squid suffer
@dxvzdoff
10 күн бұрын
Funny how you’re wrong
@malice5863
9 күн бұрын
@@dxvzdoff Even though it wasnt instant, the first hit paralyzed those nerves on the body, so it didnt feel a thing.
@dxvzdoff
8 күн бұрын
@@malice5863 You can see it extend it's tenticles as if it's screaming in pain, you've just pulled that out of your arse, much of the nerves are still intact and can most definetly feel it, with your logic I can put my arm in a guillotine and not feel anything.
Bro instantly became Michael Jackson💀
"This is how you quickly and humanely kill a squid" 🦑: "Sorry, what?"
@Vvaliaa
10 ай бұрын
Underrated 😭
@Goddid06
10 ай бұрын
Think it's an alien 🦑👽
@palashchalke6656
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Haseeb2010
10 ай бұрын
😢
@gracie_sutton
10 ай бұрын
Creepy
Squidward will be missed, he tried to enjoy his day off.
@MFGhostly
10 ай бұрын
Don't worry guys, Squiward is actually an octopus
@The_regretting_bug
10 ай бұрын
@@MFGhostlywait why the hell would they call him *squid* ward if hes a octopus 😭
@MFGhostly
10 ай бұрын
@@The_regretting_bug idk
@Bingus_357
10 ай бұрын
@@The_regretting_bugcuz they couldn’t think of a good name
@The_regretting_bug
10 ай бұрын
Fair enough
You in next life: 🦑 The squid: 🚶♂️🚶♀️😜👍
Next squid watching from bucket: "If humane means allowing my mind to remain intact while watching my body being paralyzed I choose torture."
Bro went from water type to ghost type real quick
@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer
10 ай бұрын
*Wild Pokemon Battle intensifies*
@punmaster227
10 ай бұрын
😂
@alejandromora4086
10 ай бұрын
Thus, a regional form of Jellicent was born
@hiimesu
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 this has to be the best comment so far
@psyfozim
10 ай бұрын
Lmao good one
Cthulhu been real quiet since this dropped
@abskhairoun
10 ай бұрын
Sorry what's that?
@_t.h.o.mas_yt
10 ай бұрын
@@abskhairoun it's a lovecraftian Elder God (if i said that correctly)
@brendanbush2174
10 ай бұрын
Maybe it makes sense that those fishermen killed him with a boat now
@abskhairoun
10 ай бұрын
@@_t.h.o.mas_yt makes sense Thanks man
@ShourjoTS
10 ай бұрын
Cthulhu will karate chop the entire universe 💀
The squid really deniggafy himself
Hey uhh something is wrong with my black friend, he didn't turn white and hes now having a seizure
Squidward ain't messing with sandy no more☠️
@64staklol
10 ай бұрын
LOL UNDERRATED, AHAHAHHAHAHA
@nikitakirstenbernardmoe4590
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@walangchahangyelingden8252
10 ай бұрын
🫲🏻
@CarlileCoasters
10 ай бұрын
💀
@user-jx9tg7xl2y
10 ай бұрын
Nah he ain't fucking with SpongeBob either 😅
instructions unclear, i spawned a kraken
@Onigiri2211
10 ай бұрын
Nice
@gabriel_8371
10 ай бұрын
When the comment is better than the actual video
@corryjamieson3909
10 ай бұрын
We killing the moonlord tonight!!!🗣🗣💥💥🌕🌕
@gageferrill110
10 ай бұрын
Just chop it and summon Cthulhu, easy instructions
@smart99five74
10 ай бұрын
U must,or at least have magicians circle 7 or high to defeat that kraken .
"OHHOHHH MY BACK!" -Squidward.
Squid: "So, I've made myself clear"
Squidward gonna shit his pants when he see spongebob with them karate gloves
@rickwilliamson7396
9 ай бұрын
Squidward is actually a octopus. They just couldn't come up with a name that sounded good, so they used squidward
@mentallyun.stable
9 ай бұрын
@@rickwilliamson7396 octavius
@Vindido
9 ай бұрын
@@mentallyun.stablelolll😂
@kadepilkenton2408
9 ай бұрын
Squidward doesn't wear pants
@VulpesAllium
9 ай бұрын
squidward doesnt even have pants
the squid: “I believe i made myself clear.”
@caidema
10 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂
@blueiron_yt
10 ай бұрын
Underrated joke
@panwolfy
10 ай бұрын
bro said "let me be clear"
@user-os9tx3vr4y
10 ай бұрын
That was smooth🥶🔥
@stevenshaw9804
10 ай бұрын
He was definitely the clear winner.
Squid said "let me make myself clear"
does karate once and turns someone into michael jackson
@dylancarter2534
10 ай бұрын
Na that's crazy
@virgondust5562
10 ай бұрын
Damn you did my boi squidward dirty
@PrimalsTrucking
10 ай бұрын
Hehee
@roehanfernandez9869
10 ай бұрын
@@PrimalsTrucking1 min ago hee hee
@Man_with_cool
10 ай бұрын
W comment
He's in Squid Heaven now
@marlonstolarczuk9014
10 ай бұрын
Hes with squidward
@bigboi5468
10 ай бұрын
Or hell
@hailey.the.menace
10 ай бұрын
Thanks 😭
@Charact8r
10 ай бұрын
Squiven*
@MaggiaufEx
10 ай бұрын
I also want to be in squirt heaven
12,000 years later.. Squid: this is how you splatanely a human
Finally, I've been wondering how to do this for so long!
Some famous Chiropractor: “did you feel that?” Squid:
@ayomideolusegun3024
9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mocabe01
9 ай бұрын
Sir ... sir ? .. SIR !!!
@antdjones05
9 ай бұрын
Crying😂
@cutebutpsycho5704
9 ай бұрын
You are a legend for this comment
@chrisss.47
9 ай бұрын
@@mocabe01it’s fine if you don’t answer me sir , you mad tasty
No wonder Squidward keeps his distance from Sandy.
@thecraxshack3323
6 ай бұрын
Wait….
@Jay-xo6ck
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@handsomesquidguytenteclest9496
5 ай бұрын
He’s a fricking octopus
@bruhda7469
5 ай бұрын
@@handsomesquidguytenteclest9496SQUIDward
@Aymenalyf
5 ай бұрын
Or from spongebob😂
I love how we feel bad about being able to prey on essentially any animal we choose
@Kyle_116
2 ай бұрын
And the bad feeling only happens when they see where the food came from
@Violet-hj2fn
2 ай бұрын
Because humans are sympathetic
Cant wait to use this in splatoon
@themosaicshow
2 ай бұрын
NOOOOO
@luvspiders1818
2 ай бұрын
two-shot technique (no fake, not clickbait)
It actually changes colour to let you know it's dead. What a thoughtful little creature.
@Disgusting_Egg
9 ай бұрын
God can be a gigga chad sometimes
@GeneralZ43
9 ай бұрын
@@Disgusting_EggAll the time
@jamesjackson5581
9 ай бұрын
I mean humans do too it just takes a little linger
@AYYJAYYx3
9 ай бұрын
lmao
@miragegivenchy7214
9 ай бұрын
you know what😮😂
Bro deleted his Browsing History before dying
@Based4Life
9 ай бұрын
“Squiditties compilation 1 hour” -🦑
@kalilong6729
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ZenoFlamesEcho
9 ай бұрын
@@Based4LifeLMAO
@marshapple
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😅😅
@majolatnajitlog7571
9 ай бұрын
💀
NOT MY INKLINGS😭
@luvspiders1818
2 ай бұрын
bro got splatted
Squid just deniggifyed itself 🗿
bro went from a coca cola to a sprite in 5 seconds
@EDubbz17
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kriztoppa
9 ай бұрын
From Dr Pepper to 7up
@lorena33614
9 ай бұрын
From Pepsi to Starry 😎
@krist5860
9 ай бұрын
😭💀
@user-wo7rx2lb8s
9 ай бұрын
Underrated
This makes the fact spongebob knows karate so much more funnier, He could really just end squidwards life but chooses not to
@fuqueue7242
10 ай бұрын
Gonna be that guy but squidward is actually an octopus. The creators thought octoward didn't sound as appealing.
@anglewillams1009
9 ай бұрын
@@fuqueue7242yeah they have squids in spongebob and they do not look like squidward lol
@anglewillams1009
9 ай бұрын
@@fuqueue7242well nvm cause there are also octopi that don’t look like squidward
@AppleShineWC
9 ай бұрын
@@fuqueue7242 Ugh, you stole my fun fact 😒
@user-xd7kv7tw8m
9 ай бұрын
The same sound effect should be used when SpongeBob chops Squidward see his body shake and flail around 😅😅
Spongebob gonna be wilding💀
@strawberry_on_neptune1378
14 күн бұрын
We know he's in love with squidward😂
The squid wanted to die as a free man
Instructions not clear, but the squid sure is.
@gibhuggiesnow1361
10 ай бұрын
💀💀This one is a good one too lmao
@rosalinarainswarth559
10 ай бұрын
Underrated
@samanflowmaster
10 ай бұрын
Noice
@andreiperpelea26
10 ай бұрын
😂
@defnotziel
10 ай бұрын
Badumtsss
"Sir this is a pet store!"
@DogTBH
10 ай бұрын
Fcking howling bro😂😂😂 This comment wins for me😂😂😂
@WandaSlamsUrFav
10 ай бұрын
😭
@abhilashpatel6852
10 ай бұрын
:xD
@TheSigmaMoggerOne
10 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@druxfy8785
10 ай бұрын
IM FUCKING CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I don't feel so good mister shark..."
Bro switched teams💀
Squidward has been real quite after this video dropped.
@TheRealCoolElho
10 ай бұрын
I 'tride' not to correct your grammar, but it's stronger than me.
@AverageCatz
10 ай бұрын
How do people not know how to spell something like quiet
@hasisarkar6032
10 ай бұрын
Squidward is an octopus
@WYL_1
10 ай бұрын
@@hasisarkar6032💀
@zCloud_9
10 ай бұрын
@@hasisarkar6032SQUIDward
Chiropractors when your card declines:
@TheOnlyTaps
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@rahsa8317
4 ай бұрын
Oh sugars 😂😂😂😂
@Sushie26
4 ай бұрын
dude its already 1 am and I can't stop laughing 😂
@ninjaslayer9248
4 ай бұрын
@@Sushie26damn, when did you start laughing? 12am?
@Sushie26
4 ай бұрын
@@ninjaslayer9248 Guess?
At first I think its quite sad but I just remembered how tasty Calamari is.
Squidward lost the n word pass 💀💀💀
Australians be doing Australian things in the most Australian way possible.
@celestialknight2339
9 ай бұрын
Not true, there wasn’t a 4-foot snake-eating spider wrestling the squid 💀
@Pendz2Society
9 ай бұрын
Like Push Backs
@goldengooseedits4386
9 ай бұрын
@@celestialknight23394 foot’s a bit small, mate😂 also we don’t measure in feet here😬
@NeonDeion109
9 ай бұрын
@@goldengooseedits4386a 1.3m spider is small?
@BulAGOAT
8 ай бұрын
in his example and by his own definition he did it wrong.. poor squid. lmao
Instructions unclear: the squid's soul got purified and is now teaching me nirvana
@andrei-danieldinu2890
10 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear. Now i can sing "Teen Spirit"
@iinsomniick
10 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, im now able to fully play “heart-shaped box” on guitar
@user-km5qx2qw4v
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@mrsevelync6900
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@damianvoglarus
10 ай бұрын
Stay away from these nameless teen spirited breeds
Bro really said: Let me be clear
Feeling it now Squidward
He was real transparent about that whole situation
@BryceHansensCar
10 ай бұрын
nahhh 😭
@egedanr7608
10 ай бұрын
Great joke man 😂
@iancarlin5714
10 ай бұрын
Clearly.
@DetroitedSkyArts
10 ай бұрын
Trans parent
@Jiminscookie
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂omg
"That was instant." That's what happens when you don't have a skull.
@YusufSuleiman-kk6fu
8 ай бұрын
😒😒😒
@cortneyeverett6927
7 ай бұрын
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸 The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude. Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob. Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.” 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth
@OneJookPlease
7 ай бұрын
To be fair it doesn’t really need one down in the ocean
@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
7 ай бұрын
Common invertebrate L.
@TACOCAT_67
7 ай бұрын
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoonliterally was gonna say that lol
Squid: I came for the massage... Also squid: let me tell you something!! Let me tell you something!!!
I *PERSONALLY* feel bad for the swuid
@WilczekSzef
Ай бұрын
Same
Now you know why Squidward is afraid with Sandy
@triancraftrules
8 ай бұрын
NAH 😂
@bobtheball5384
8 ай бұрын
He's an octopus
@RickSanchez-qb6kb
8 ай бұрын
@@bobtheball5384his name is SQUIDward
@RaizarYT
8 ай бұрын
@@RickSanchez-qb6kbyeah we know, that doesn't mean anything though, because he is an octopus, it's a fact from the creators themselves
@RickSanchez-qb6kb
8 ай бұрын
@@RaizarYT I can't really argue with that
That looks fun for no reason but I would never kill a squid 🦑
Instruction unclear, squid chasing me now
This is Bob. He's quite a sweet fellow really. Moments later, Bob is dismembered by the restaurant staff.
@-Oli-
10 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@gamingdragon5566
10 ай бұрын
Lol sorry for youre loss good squid w squid l person
@ridkwngridken3863
10 ай бұрын
So, tasty
@amdacool1
10 ай бұрын
Top Gear 🔥🔥🔥
@AKiwi
10 ай бұрын
our man in 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Haven’t seen squidward in a minute 💀💀💀
@itypsyx8397
10 ай бұрын
😂
@TYRANNO_INFINITY
10 ай бұрын
Fr bro I need to arrest him for wearing fake jays
@xhotica.
10 ай бұрын
Squidward is an octopus 😭
@thejaded
10 ай бұрын
Think I just ate his third cousin tbh..
@CraazyJoey
10 ай бұрын
@@xhotica.Sorry but like 😲🤓👆
So that's why Spongebob studies karate: 💀
@wini156
3 ай бұрын
To Kill Skalm.. 😢😢
Forget black eye, you gave it green eye😂
“I believe ive made myself clear”-the squid probably
@livenotonevil8279
10 ай бұрын
Well, technically, it didn't make itSELF clear.
@dribbit0748
10 ай бұрын
@@livenotonevil8279 YOURE RIGHT
@nanarocxie
10 ай бұрын
😂
@josephkeres4604
10 ай бұрын
Squid: “Look bud, I know we all value transparency, but I’m not one of those who do”.
@BrianNatonski-wt3mv
10 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
*If I'm ever attacked by a squid in a dark alley . . .*
@umutonijennifer4782
9 ай бұрын
God dats mean 😂😂😂😂
@larico2700
9 ай бұрын
i literally cried 😂😂😂😂
@motivateme5689
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂but you also
@Magical_Trash
9 ай бұрын
The HOOT I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@taterds7858
9 ай бұрын
The chances of getting attacked by a squid in a dark and empty alleyway are low, but never zero
"Harold:JERRY NOO!!!! Jerry:Tell my mom i love her!"💀
There was a huge debate about what Squidward is. He is an octopus with 6 legs
*”Squidward left the chat crying”*
@eonix0
10 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOO 😐
@Yuri-draws
10 ай бұрын
NOOOOO SQUIDWARD DONT CRY SPONGEBOB WILL ANNOY YOU UNTIL HE FINDS OUT WHY😰😰
@edmainello3412
10 ай бұрын
Squid wars left the chat dead
@voltekthecyborg7898
10 ай бұрын
He's an Octopus. Stephen Hillenburg even said so
@victoracosta4796
10 ай бұрын
He’s an octopus.
I was that squid , and he was the best chiropractor I have ever met .
@alphamineron
9 ай бұрын
Make ya ascend to a higher plane
@hodensack-st5jj
9 ай бұрын
Letting 999 become 1k Such power
@instantsleepmusics-relaxan9482
9 ай бұрын
1000❤
@harshvardhanamle1641
9 ай бұрын
@@hodensack-st5jj thanks buddy 😂
@i_took_the_wok_to_poland
9 ай бұрын
Bro got reincarnated as a human ☠️
Squid : "let me be clear"
That's why spongebob learned Karate, homie wants it back in blood
@goateditz321
10 ай бұрын
underrated comment 🤣
@maxdavies4524
10 ай бұрын
Holy shit
@Baswana
10 ай бұрын
But he loves squidward 😢 😂
@patriousthefallenknight3185
10 ай бұрын
Remember the time SpongeBob karate chopped Squidward in the head?
@Luciie_Joshuni
10 ай бұрын
THIS MF GOT THEM FAKE J’S
bro turned into michael jackson
@falfighter
9 ай бұрын
bruh
@DarkLibrary85
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Fractured_Dawn
9 ай бұрын
damn 💀
@fayzmoon6755
9 ай бұрын
You mean bro just change his race💀
@rblurryface8051
9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
SpongeBob: Hey where’s Squidward? Squidward: 💀
This saddens me to no end... 😢
@sparrowanon
3 ай бұрын
God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth” [Gen 1:26-28]
@schizophrenia1
2 ай бұрын
Bruh moment
KZread: He'll watch anything now
@user-nf4tt3yj3y
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 fr
@leecarrington1932
10 ай бұрын
Damn Short form content.
@SHANII_EDITZ
10 ай бұрын
2 replys lol
@BiggieCheese502
10 ай бұрын
Few days ago, YT recommended a tutorial on how to drive an excavator
@B3rZerker13
10 ай бұрын
@@BiggieCheese502same😂
Instrunctions unclear: squid is a shaolin monk
@Kurocents
10 ай бұрын
💀
@doremysheep7864
10 ай бұрын
🗿
@87ladylala
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 wow
@BeastofMyself
10 ай бұрын
Whelp then you are the lunch now instead 😂😂😂😂
After the video, he comes back to life and jumped in the water
Just wondering if this would work on a 6ft squid with only 2 arms and 2 legs?
Imagine your executor just states the way he would kill you very calmly
@ghunaboawomi8615
10 ай бұрын
Bro his nails
@Kalel_The_Protogen
10 ай бұрын
@@ghunaboawomi8615what about them?
@ghunaboawomi8615
10 ай бұрын
@@Kalel_The_Protogen looks sus bruv i think he bit his nails
@thebekfistmonster7838
10 ай бұрын
@@ghunaboawomi8615 what nails💀
@ghunaboawomi8615
10 ай бұрын
@@thebekfistmonster7838 bruv that guy's nails
the chiropractors on tiktok:
@calmcat390nl9
10 ай бұрын
All sociale media
@its.nobqdy
10 ай бұрын
‘okay ma’am how do you feel?’ ‘…ma’am?’
Bro took "let me be clear" to a new level