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Even after a few beers, Joe is wiser than anyone I know
@funkyfresh1739
7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Torres same
@racheltorres1612
7 жыл бұрын
"Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle, He Was SO Ugly That Everyone Died, the end" -Patrick Pinhead Star Yes. Please save me!
@SteveRasad
7 жыл бұрын
Quick get the ugly barnacle!!!
@sunnyromo2754
7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Torres never met my bro
@Ryan-bx1kq
5 жыл бұрын
The reason he is wise is cause of the beers lol
I swear next this man's going to use his dog as an eraser
@Stvrk
7 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah Or his brother
@lizmarie6039
7 жыл бұрын
hello fellow phandom member :)
@CrazyforBones
7 жыл бұрын
Phan Girl Lol! I would not put that past him. I wish he would just buy one but I guess seeing what he'll use is half the fun.
@awesomecrazystalker
7 жыл бұрын
Don't give him any ideas
@lilwayne7969
7 жыл бұрын
Phan Girl already has real joe fans know
I seriously love his sense of humor.
@treebranch9596
5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure everyone here does cause if they don't then why would they be here?!
"What percent is this?" 😂 😂 😂
He erased the board with a SALAD! IM WHEEZING! 😂
@meggomyeggo6688
7 жыл бұрын
ANS NOW THE SALAD _BAG!_
@Jamjamsart
7 жыл бұрын
i was very confused as to why he chose the salad in the first place
@megasoggy1662
7 жыл бұрын
Meggo My Eggo ikr!
@meggomyeggo6688
7 жыл бұрын
GravityEnRaged ! //// No Mike, how about you?
@amyduong9423
7 жыл бұрын
when I read this I thought you meant he got a whole fucking head of lettuce and started rubbing it on the board.
You should get a PO box and let people send you things. Imagine all the erasers.
@DubStepChic111
7 жыл бұрын
yes! that would be so funny!
@snappyapple03
7 жыл бұрын
does he have one? for some reason i thought he did
@joe28562
7 жыл бұрын
Calm down ladies, he doesn't want your used panties in the mail lol...
@Sami5X
7 жыл бұрын
Allison Riffle j
@shadowspoon192
6 жыл бұрын
I would send him a computer and say use it as an eraser in one of your videos his PO box should literally be for things to use as an eraser
Was that a chicken seizure salad?
@jamesschluter30
6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a scissor salad ?
@Rustbucket4x4
6 жыл бұрын
Spike Doll all I’ve garden
@wuarth5662
6 жыл бұрын
Yes. You brought it back
@wuarth5662
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@varshakhemai6988
6 жыл бұрын
HAHA YEP
Joe, do a video on "they had one job", it'd be hilarious. (:
@Gstarp
7 жыл бұрын
VERY
@goncaloviena4547
7 жыл бұрын
deadheadgamer good call. these guy knows and tells good jokes like "just be yourself" that was a top class joke.
@pinkhybridpanda9115
6 жыл бұрын
deadheadgamer omg yesssssssssss
Who else thinks Joe has one of the best channels on KZread?? -Just a penguin trying to become famous youtuber :D
@spiritualselfempowerment777
7 жыл бұрын
you guys also have a good day
@ViralBlitzOG
7 жыл бұрын
he's awesome
@brennen7880
7 жыл бұрын
Purple Penguin me
@spiritualselfempowerment777
7 жыл бұрын
***** thank you for subscribing! I'm trying to make youtuber my job so every person helps :)
@corenlavolpe2676
7 жыл бұрын
Damn straight! He should post 2 videos a week. That's sounds like a lot, but he seems like the kind of guy that can handle that.
"Tater tits!" THIS IS WHY I LOVE JOE!❤️
@morganbaily2930
7 жыл бұрын
Also hello joe! Lots of love from Texas
@vanessastockhert51
7 жыл бұрын
or titty tots :)
@miaroy6376
7 жыл бұрын
Alisha marie same
@kulsumh1334
7 жыл бұрын
Alisha marie Lin Manuellll nicee
@julianmelillo
7 жыл бұрын
Alisha marie hahah you described my fat puberty xD
“Good one virgin” 💀
I'm sorry but nothing in this video was funnier than him wiping the board with a salad
@henrik1401
7 жыл бұрын
Jessica Dixon so true 😂😂😂
@floralcyanide
6 жыл бұрын
also "sell sell sell, buy buy buy, titty titty titty"
@alfredsanford5765
4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
Imagine him on SNL. I would die 😩
@lilwayne7969
7 жыл бұрын
Alex A real joe fans already know he has been
@AlexA-xi3sk
7 жыл бұрын
Lil Wayne omg which season 😱
@kpoporeo
7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he has never been on SNL, but that would actually make it even funnier
@ando1135
7 жыл бұрын
nahhh, snl would make him so boring. how do i know? there was a channel on youtube called "goodneighborstuff" and 2 are actors on snl now, 1 is a writer....they are SO boring now.
@AlexA-xi3sk
7 жыл бұрын
ando1135 I can totally see where you're coming from. What would suck is hearing him not swear cause you know... television. But in terms of career move; it would benefit him. And what's cooler than seeing someone you've been watching for a long time succeed? Disclaimer: Joe has a huge fallowing and no where am I saying he's not successful. Hopefully I made sense in the previous statement. 😁
no joe, dont apologize about the eraser, finding out what you're going to erase with next is what i look forward to most in this series!
It's a sad day when joe doesn't upload a new video. It's the 26th
@Jasper-cj5kw
7 жыл бұрын
i looked at his twitter and found no reason why there was no video i was sad, and i am still sad, hence why im here commenting on this rip
@sxm2009
6 жыл бұрын
Rush Slater it’s the 26th today
I've watched this man for four seconds and I'm already subscribed. Great content man.
"No ones trying to meet all your guy friends" I mean, ya never know now days xD
@kaeliannmarie7630
7 жыл бұрын
Good one, virgin. I died.
@BxingOT.M
7 жыл бұрын
Kaeli Lagerquist oh yeah comment to yourself
@kaeliannmarie7630
7 жыл бұрын
Sebas2blea AA your point is what exactly?
I wanna see joe just plant his face and wipe the board and be like "yeah this week I just don't have an eraser"
@fireflowblob1908
6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Zhang He will use his beer he will smash on his board and say im not drunken сука блять
@thegameplayelite2
2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy and joe in the same video/comment section, this is a treat
Joe, that "y" you wrote was beautiful. Just sayin'.
@bentennyson2615
4 жыл бұрын
myiarae hmm I’ll allow without judging you
@seymourbuttz6419
3 жыл бұрын
"Just Vou"
Only seconds in and all I can think is "I love when Joe drinks while making videos."
when i see joe with a beer i get exited asf
@rnbedits5609
7 жыл бұрын
'Exited'..hey Joe I found your newest member of the idiots of the internet series..thank me later
@dianavu3622
7 жыл бұрын
boi
@lalalalalal6491
7 жыл бұрын
shaunn BreeeZy When someone writes 1 word incorrectly they're not emmediately an idiot lol it happens
@rnbedits5609
7 жыл бұрын
lala lalalal if you actually watched the series you would know he always picks on people who spell a word incorrectly, have a watch lol. Do you wanna join too? 'Emmediately'
@rnbedits5609
7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Sederholm nah don't think that was a joke
My Tuesday routine: 1)school 2)watch the flash 3)stop watching the flash in the middle of the episode to wait for joe to post
@myaweil9701
7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE FLASH
@Stvrk
7 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@xuccy3253
7 жыл бұрын
Ben same lol but squeeze gta in there
@Fe24Nom
7 жыл бұрын
Ben my life!!
@malachiowens3423
7 жыл бұрын
Same
I love how all the confidence just died at the end of the lesson
Re-watching Joe's old vids and realizing he has always been an amazing guy ❤
I don't care about dating. I just wanted to see what you were going to erase the board with.
"Just set something up" YES JOE, YES!!!! Don't ask me because I'll just tell you that I'm cool with whatever 😂
@Phygment
7 жыл бұрын
it also shows he can come up with things himself, which personally I find very appealing. Past experience a lot of dudes are just as "whatever" about plans as women unless it's something super specific, ie a band playing or some such event. I think sometimes it's an evasive maneuver that eliminates the need to come up with something or the rejection if he comes up with something you don't want to do
@ItsJasmineW
7 жыл бұрын
Phygment exactly!!!!!
@allisonheaslet3806
7 жыл бұрын
Right!!!! he speaks the truth
@steveminecraft219
7 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Sederholm yes you can
@trustfire
7 жыл бұрын
Ok so in that case, monster trucks followed by pizza and video games at my place? XD Haha but yeah seriously I don't even ask what they want, it's just easier to organise something. You have plenty of time on following dates to argue about what they want to eat. Even if they don't like the food, just get hammered. XD
The advice about preparing for rejection is GOLD! Thank you Joe!
if he opens a PO box, I'll send him a pack of 20 expo erasers!!😂😂😂
@thatgrumpychick4928
7 жыл бұрын
Em&Em Lover i think he does. i dont remember what though
he lowkey looks like Ryan Reynolds.
@DakotaAlyssa
7 жыл бұрын
gracie newsome where¿
@bdawgtv221
7 жыл бұрын
gracie newsome yup
@brittanybroadway4736
7 жыл бұрын
gracie newsome girl yes hahaha
@henryanaya8459
7 жыл бұрын
Channing Tatum ?
@nunyabithniz
7 жыл бұрын
gracie newsome his looks + his humor... they're probably fuckin twins ffs 😫😂😂
I lost it at the salad
@snappyapple03
7 жыл бұрын
same
@NoName974_
7 жыл бұрын
Ashalyn Pointe xD who didn't?
@jessicahawkinstijerina8647
7 жыл бұрын
He fucking used salad XD
@NoName974_
7 жыл бұрын
but why tho?
@heathertaylor1978
7 жыл бұрын
Ashalyn Pointe what's a salad
Why I am watching this I have a girlfriend already
@hispanicbean1650
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine me being able to relate 🤣☠️
@frankbowland1428
4 жыл бұрын
like he said, maximize your oppurtunities
@horseloverforever157
4 жыл бұрын
Same, lmao
No video on tues? My life is ruined...
@Antnee7
7 жыл бұрын
biohazard737 his camera is broken
@fourtwenty1813
7 жыл бұрын
Ant R fuck
@biohazard737
7 жыл бұрын
how u know?
NOOOOO WHY DO YOUR VIDEOS HAVE TO BE SO SHORT GOD DAMN IT
@bloomypeace
7 жыл бұрын
Yes I know about the other channels, but I like this kind of videos better..
@avrahamadelman3617
7 жыл бұрын
if you really enjoyed Joe's comedy and personality you would listen to all the podcasts hes on and his vlog videos
@bloomypeace
7 жыл бұрын
Avraham Adelman I watch and listen the other stuff, but these videos are still my favorite.
SOMEONE PLEASE BUY JOE SOME ERASERS 😂😂
@biliousbecca
7 жыл бұрын
Risa H We should start a gofundme page to buy Joe erasers xD
@Sugarypop13
7 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@helmoswrld_
7 жыл бұрын
Risa H suddenly I know what to mail him for Christmas 👀👀👀👀👀🙏🏼
@Akira-sg9ku
7 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@michellewall6748
2 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooooo🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂
we need teachers like joe
Just so everyone knows there isn't going to be a video tonight due to his camera not working. Said so on Facebook live!
@shiro-ig1jn
7 жыл бұрын
Kristina Schroers so sad I was looking forward to it all day ;(
@thekub32
7 жыл бұрын
Shit, thanks. I checked twenty times today and was curious.
@TheThreeOneThree313
7 жыл бұрын
Kristina Schroers was wondering what was going on!
Joe's logic: online :"be general with your hobbies, and lie about your height" : in person: "Just be yourself" LMAO EXPOSED
I love dex, my two favorite things
@BenBluee
7 жыл бұрын
and now im drinking beer too
@kikid202
7 жыл бұрын
love the video just want to know what beer he's drinking!!
@rachelmorin3973
7 жыл бұрын
Kiersten Deuel octoberfest?
@gabrielchowdhury7286
6 жыл бұрын
Ben Blue I’m dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃
@evangelinewood3325
6 жыл бұрын
Ben Blue I see you everywhere
i had a REALLY hard time concentrating on the rest of the video after watching him erase the board with an "old salad". 😂😂😂@joesantagato please never buy an actual eraser.
I love how he finishes the video "why are you still here? I don't know what in saying, im not a dating coach." Lmaooo
Already 5 seconds in and I'm dying of laughter
@DeejayCombs
7 жыл бұрын
"Dex" lmao
Do any other girls watch these vids? 😂
@valintine94
7 жыл бұрын
Shelley Roper yes 😂
@emmastaples2230
7 жыл бұрын
I do!
@moriahrao1985
7 жыл бұрын
Shelley Roper yup
@sloozinator
7 жыл бұрын
i do lmao
@aprilis92
7 жыл бұрын
Yup! Joe and I are the same age.
I can't take him seriously
@nspector
7 жыл бұрын
Haha, good!
"good one, virgin" I'M ACTUALLY CRYING
5'11" SQUAD HERE.. 6 feet tall now haha
@GamerGetsFIT
7 жыл бұрын
😂
@izzykingston1602
7 жыл бұрын
aGamerGetsFIT try being 5'11" and a half an inch loooool
@mets23569
7 жыл бұрын
Try being a 18 year old male who's 5'4 but can somehow grow a full beard like wtf this is disproportionate.
@jackevans1914
7 жыл бұрын
izzy knigston I'm 5'11" and half an inch as well.
@gissellea7741
7 жыл бұрын
5'1 and still 5'1😂😂😂😂😂😂
My birthday is tomorrow and I was getting ready to go to bed when I saw you posted and I was so happy I love your videos.😀
@mak_lolz8658
7 жыл бұрын
Wow I laughed so hard at 3:20 moving on .
@sapphiregordon8568
7 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday! I hope u have a great day!
@Melexploreslife
7 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, birthday twin ! It's my birthday as well !
@mak_lolz8658
7 жыл бұрын
Melissa Wyckham lol happy birthday to you to. Thank you all .
R.I.P. Joe's video
You've been doing this for how many years and you never thought to buy an eraser for your drawing board? I dont think we should trust your advice. I'm gonna keep collecting my toenails.
@teeonezee
7 жыл бұрын
4:45 lmao true tho
@dogwaterl
5 жыл бұрын
teeonezee I can’t tell if that was a serious question
@amybess
5 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is a running gag
I thought the video was 54 mins 30 secs. Lol
@Stvrk
7 жыл бұрын
Ha, that would be great
@snappyapple03
7 жыл бұрын
i wish
@lilwayne7969
7 жыл бұрын
Monty Labana you stupid blind fuck can you not read Jesus Christ mate
@montylabana8367
7 жыл бұрын
Lil Wayne That's why I said "I thought"... You're blind mate.
@brynleehassan3614
7 жыл бұрын
Lil Wayne I'm dying laughing at how savage your comment is... your gold 😂
"I don't know my name..who am I? " sammmeee
Joe, I think you're great! My friend Rachel and I watch your videos all the time at work. Thank you for your sarcasm and entertainment!
This is actually great advice
4:50 - "If you've ever axed a woman" ... that's fucken dark Joe.
Lmao😂. This is hilarious and soo true. Take tips everyone, this guy knows his stuff. LOL😂😂
😂 I love your videos, they always leave me laughing really hard. Keep it up
Lmaooo i swear i re-watch your videos like twice a month you have such content, continue to do well. I LOVE YOU!!!❤️❤️
The 2 best things about these "how to" videos: the name he calls us in each video, and his choice of eraser in each video 😂😂
I love it how Joe gives out pretty good tips of dating and in the end, he's like "I don't know why you're still watching this, I'm not a dating coach" I laughed so much! Joe is awesome!
only reason I'm watching this is because it's Joe. I'm fine with not dating, gives me more time to focus on my career and things that actually matter in life. Like graduating college and making money
First ever Joe Santagato video and I love it!
I feel like joe actually watched a how to video about dating and thought,( I bet I could do this better )
@dip1546
7 жыл бұрын
Poor joe
@ORIGINALCRESTED
3 жыл бұрын
And he did
Tuesday 1.school 2.homework 3.miss homework to play game 4.Waits for Joe 5. sleep
@alexavila6849
7 жыл бұрын
MaDy DoPe same
@stdfreesteve
7 жыл бұрын
MaDy DoPe 0/10 for creativity. literally half the comments on here are the same stupid comment.
@dramasponge8292
7 жыл бұрын
stdfreesteve thanks I know I'm worthless anyways 😂😂😂 I
You know it’s gonna be a good video when Joe has a beer in his hand
Does anyone else give his video a like before it plays because you already know it's going to be hilarious?
I love youuuuuuuu
@janeisnotonfire5168
7 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@user-ls7eg1pi3r
7 жыл бұрын
septiplier is real do I spot a phan
@Stvrk
7 жыл бұрын
Lol your pfp
@janeisnotonfire5168
7 жыл бұрын
lol I love ur icon LOL Phan is real
@spvds
7 жыл бұрын
PROTIP
Joe is a silly bitch. Haha!! I watch your videos every Tuesday. If i'm in a shitty mood all I have to do is binge watch your videos and I'm instantly cracking up without a worry in the world.
@bdawgtv221
7 жыл бұрын
Rob Weck Maybe when you like people, don't call them a bitch. Idk tho man
@esmeraldaparker2137
7 жыл бұрын
I agree BdawgTV
@robweck6822
7 жыл бұрын
I don't mean anything bad by calling him a "silly bitch". I mean it as a figure of speech. It's kind of like me calling him a "funny dude". That's how I mean for it to come across. In no way did I mean anything bad by it.
@metalyogawithsteph
7 жыл бұрын
When he said "If i'm in a shitty mood, I watch these videos' means hes joking about silly bitch. lol
Joe is hilarious and quite original. Love this dude
0:48 Best college lecture I’ve ever taken
" And yes.This is the bag that the old salad came in " I died
@AddeBieber
7 жыл бұрын
my friend that he meant something dirty haha
#BringBackTeddyBearEraser
@juliaa717
7 жыл бұрын
kayla ruiz oh my gosh I was thinking the same thing 😂😂
tip for the date phase, choose 3 restaurants. one thats cheap, one thats medium level, and one thats not expensive, but close to that point. Dress casual enough thats its accepted at all 3 places, and depending on what she wears, go to that place. (I.e if shes dressed elegantly, go to the high level place, if shes dressed ok, go to the medium level place, and etc.)
Super funny! And also pretty accurate! Love all your videos, Joe! Thank you for the time and effort you put into them!
what about girls who want to get a date???
@MrBrainblessed
7 жыл бұрын
say "Hi!".....done
@aminazubair4724
7 жыл бұрын
Nazi von Killyou haha
@MrBrainblessed
7 жыл бұрын
Amina Zubair when you do it post reslults
@Spiralhead761
7 жыл бұрын
Does he look even remotely look close to a female?
@nspector
7 жыл бұрын
You're pretty much right, Amber. It's scary tho, cause if you don't just want sex, you don't really know who you're asking out, so you have to be willing to have this date that could be....awful. Also, the guy will probably assume you're looking to hook up right away which could be awkward later if that's not the case. But, regardless: You are right.
How to get a date: Go to market>look for fruits>buy date
oh my gosh the world needs more guys like joe
“I don’t know my name, I don’t know” 😂😂😂
DO THIS FOR WOMEN NEXT
WHEN HE ERASED THE BOARD WITH AN OLD SALAD
This is honestly the best dating advice I've heard
@djpoketube1998
4 жыл бұрын
Yep
Disclaimer: Joe is most definitely hammered in every instruction video😂
Joe. You need your own show 😂😂 SNAPE APPROVES 👌👌
So what exactly should you do for a first date?
@aaronpierce4443
7 жыл бұрын
Talk about your jar of toenails.
@zacharithomas5003
7 жыл бұрын
Noted
@avagarvey5432
7 жыл бұрын
Chris Beaudoin oh my god I'm done I remember this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kerdunne3422
7 жыл бұрын
Something that's *not* dinner and a movie. Depending on the season and proximity to holidays I recommend using that to you're advantage. For example it's summer take your date to an amusement park or the beach. It's different and could be really fun. If it's winter ice skating. Spring Bike ride through the park or just a simple walk stop and grab some ice cream enjoy the scenery. Fall pumpkin picking you guys could even do cool arts and crafts. This allows you guys to see a more adventurous creative side that could be desirable for a possible partner.
@trustfire
7 жыл бұрын
Go to a quiet bar. It's hard to fuck that up, plus you both feel comfortable after a drink or two.
am I the only one who has yet to see this weeks video
@Idiotman44
7 жыл бұрын
his camera broke
Please, NEVER get an eraser. -Sincerely, every-fucking-one.
@JoyBoy0606
2 жыл бұрын
He did and he still rejected it 🤣
Your erasers though! LMFAO
@thelatestartosrs
7 жыл бұрын
He did have an eraser though because after the cut with the bag the board was white lol
@theresamarie6940
7 жыл бұрын
Either or its still funny!! 😄
@CelestialTeez
7 жыл бұрын
The Late Start I like to think he used his hand
I miss the teddy bear eraser.
why havent you uploaded your newest video yet, ive been waiting all day for these 6 minutes joe
The bag worked unexpectedly well
Joe please upload more!!!
4:45 OMG! So true! I prefer the guy setting up the date. Especially if it's the *first* date.
This needs to have tens of millions of views!!😂😂
"I know this sounds really Disney..." One of the greatest lines I've ever heard. 😃
"I don't know my name, who am I?" 😂😂😂😂😂
I suggest leaving the sweaty feet thing out of your tinder bio. Js.
@nspector
7 жыл бұрын
Aww, I loved the sweaty feet thing! But, yeah, not for your tinder bio, right...
@nspector
7 жыл бұрын
Tho, I don't know, it's funny so it could work on some people. Like me. Maybe. If other things aren't too weird.
I cry after every video this guy puts up you need you're own network
EAT ME LIKE A GOOEY GRILLED CHESE PAPI
@Russman25123
7 жыл бұрын
???
@bangtanjuseyo2182
7 жыл бұрын
Faith Galle i used to have faith in humanity ....
@sethabraham4364
7 жыл бұрын
Faith Galle ur like 12
@jujj12
7 жыл бұрын
Faith Galle what the actual fuck😂
@joelle2751
7 жыл бұрын
Is this the comment section or the ocean cuz someone's thirsty
I agree!! Women love when you make the plans! ❤️
I have beige watched almost all of his videos for the past 4 days
Joe - you really need to do a comedy show in NY. You're hilarious!!
IM IN CLASS NOW. And Joe keeps making me laugh 😂😂😂